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The Environmental Cost of Internet Porn (theatlantic.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report (condensed for space): Online streaming is a win for the environment. Streaming music eliminates all that physical material -- CDs, jewel cases, cellophane, shipping boxes, fuel -- and can reduce carbon-dioxide emissions by 40 percent or more. Scientists who analyze the environmental impact of the internet tout the benefits of this "dematerialization," observing that energy use and carbon-dioxide emissions will drop as media increasingly can be delivered over the internet. But this theory might have a major exception: porn. Since the turn of the century, the pornography industry has experienced two intense hikes in popularity. In the early 2000s, broadband enabled higher download speeds. Then, in 2008, the advent of so-called tube sites allowed users to watch clips for free, like people watch videos on YouTube. Adam Grayson, the chief financial officer of the adult company Evil Angel, calls the latter hike "the great mushroom-cloud porn explosion of 2008." Precise numbers don't exist to quantify specifics, but the impression across the industry is that viewership is way, way up. Pornhub, the world's most popular porn site, provides some of the only accessible data on its yearly web-traffic report. The first Year In Review post in 2013 tabulated that 14.7 billion people visited the site. By 2016, the number of visitors had almost doubled, to 23 billion, and those visitors watched more than 4.59 billion hours of porn. And Pornhub is just one site. Using a formula that Netflix published on its blog in 2015, Nathan Ensmenger, a professor at Indiana University who is writing a book about the environmental history of the computer, calculates that if Pornhub streams video as efficiently as Netflix (0.0013 kWh per streaming hour), it used 5.967 million kWh in 2016. For comparison, that's about the same amount of energy 11,000 light bulbs would use if left on for a year. And operating with Netflix's efficiency would be a best-case scenario for the porn site, Ensmenger believes.

302 comments

  1. ... and also think of ... by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and also think of ...
    • the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted
    • The thousands of tonnes of kleenex and toilet paper
    • Millions of gallons of clean water for cleanup
      • Not to mention the contamination of keyboards, mice and touchscreens.
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    1. Re:... and also think of ... by sabri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... and also think of ...

      The amount of reasons some people will find to ban things they "don't like".

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    2. Re:... and also think of ... by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      ... and also think of ...
      the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted

      Waste more! Way too much of that stuff is becoming people. There's no people shortage.

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    3. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything besides eating only the basic food, wearing the most basic clothes and constructing the most basic shelters is a waste. Our entire economy is built on waste.

    4. Re:... and also think of ... by HumanWiki · · Score: 1

      ... and also think of ...

      • the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted
      • The thousands of tonnes of kleenex and toilet paper
      • Millions of gallons of clean water for cleanup
        • Not to mention the contamination of keyboards, mice and touchscreens.

      "the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted" -- They're not wasted if they were never going to be used to create a child. The male body recycles them after a preset period anyways.

      "The thousands of tonnes of kleenex and toilet paper" you forgot about socks.

      "Millions of gallons of clean water for cleanup" why could you need all this water to clean up if you're using a kleenex or paper? Besides, it's not wasted if it's going in to someone's mouth.

    5. Re:... and also think of ... by sycodon · · Score: 0

      These people are like the stinky hippie who knocks at your door trying to convince you to not support some kind of infrastructure project on the ballot.

      Really, Just shut the fuck up already with the, "Environmental costs of (something)".

      EVERYTHING has costs, even stinky hippies.

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    6. Re:... and also think of ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My "takeaway" from the article is the opposite: The energy used by internet porn is completely negligible. They used scary analogies like "11,000 light bulbs", but since this is something used regularly by BILLIONS of people, that is an astonishingly small amount of energy.

      If these people stopped watching porn, and instead increased their social interaction, and maybe even went on a date using a gasoline powered car, the environmental consequences would be far, far worse.

    7. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Africa needs more porn then?

    8. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

      obligatory monty python reference

    9. Re:... and also think of ... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm doing my part!

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    10. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And it's not like if I'm not watching porn, my computer would instead be off, saving that power... no, it would still be on, using even more energy as the graphic card goes into overdrive rendering complex 3D game worlds.

      Dare I say it, watching porn SAVES energy.

    11. Re:... and also think of ... by clovis · · Score: 1

      ... and also think of ...

      • the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted
      • The thousands of tonnes of kleenex and toilet paper
      • Millions of gallons of clean water for cleanup
        • Not to mention the contamination of keyboards, mice and touchscreens.

      I suppose that could be true, if one takes the doubtful stance that those guys (and gals) are washing their hands afterwards.

    12. Re:... and also think of ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      My "takeaway" from the article is the opposite: The energy used by internet porn is completely negligible.

      The internets are a big consumer of electricity and pr0n is a big consumer of the internets. We wouldn't need so much internet if it weren't for internet porn, so it would use less power. QED, etc.

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    13. Re:... and also think of ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And hey...apparently any interaction you try with a new woman these days, can be interpreted as unwanted sexual assault....so, Pornhub is now about the only safe outlet.

      And women wonder why men these days don't want to get married....geez, pretty soon with all the guff going on, they'll be wondering why men don't even want to try to approach, talk or meet them.

      God save us if they ever get pr0n VR done right. If men can get full on sexual simulation.....the earth population will head dive to 0 quickly.

      I mean, if a guy can get full on sex without the hassle of the nagging of women, the catering to their fickle whims, the risks of unwanted children AND most importantly, the very real risk of losing half of everything you own.....guess which venue for sexual release he'll pursue?

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    14. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm doing my part!

      Euphemism!!!

      Oh yeah, go wash your hands!

      1

    15. Re:... and also think of ... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Pretty lame today... but give it a decade or two...

      https://www.chaostrophic.com/w...

      The robots won't kill us, they'll make us extinct by fulfilling our every desire.

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    16. Re:... and also think of ... by Cryacin · · Score: 2

      This is just from the group that tried to say "think of the children!" getting tired of their own schtick and saying "think of the environment" for a change.

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    17. Re:... and also think of ... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      oh... I was doing the quote from Spaceship Troopers.

      But yeah, internet porn costs a lot of hot water and soap.

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    18. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are thinking of the children. All the unwanted children that were not born because a guy had released sexual desire using porn rather than knocking up some girl.

    19. Re: ... and also think of ... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was odd that in porn they don't concern with cumming on the couch or bed or whatever. The actors don't need to clean up, so I get that. In real life, are people seriously cumming on mice and keyboards?

    20. Re: ... and also think of ... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      It's more like, "one thing isn't everything" . Context.

    21. Re:... and also think of ... by JOstrow · · Score: 1

      I agree. 5,967,000.0000 (zeros added for scary effect) kWh x $0.12 (going CONSUMER rate for electricty) = $716,040.00 per year.

      Drop in the bucket.

    22. Re:... and also think of ... by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      How about the 'environmental consequences' of date-rape when some desperate dude with a weak moral compass to begin with just can't stop himself from keeping his hands off some woman? Some people I'd rather be fapping to internet porn in the privacy of their homes rather than roaming the streets looking for a piece.

    23. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted ...and each one of them sacred.

    24. Re: ... and also think of ... by Brockmire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where the fuck did you learn to pick up women? Jesus Christ, just start with, "hey, I'm blah, can I buy you a drink"? It comes across that you're upset you can't be an asshole anymore. "That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed" is funny, but was never appropriate.

    25. Re:... and also think of ... by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If these people stopped watching porn, and instead increased their social interaction, and maybe even went on a date using a gasoline powered car, the environmental consequences would be far, far worse.

      Not to mention the far more devastating environmental costs of procreating.

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    26. Re:... and also think of ... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      ...and all the diapers saved!!

    27. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaand now I have to go find the shower scene from Starship Troopers on pornhub...

    28. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used scary analogies like "11,000 light bulbs", but since this is something used regularly by BILLIONS of people, that is an astonishingly small amount of energy.

      They neglected to mention that they're using 60w bulbs for that figure. It's more like 55,000 LED "bulbs". Your point's still valid.

    29. Re:... and also think of ... by Lanthanide · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I mean, if a guy can get full on sex without the hassle of the nagging of women, the catering to their fickle whims, the risks of unwanted children AND most importantly, the very real risk of losing half of everything you own.....guess which venue for sexual release he'll pursue?

      Other men, obviously.

    30. Re:... and also think of ... by Falos · · Score: 1

      The usual story is that developed countries, reduced poverty, public education, etc. mean very moderated birthrates emerge, even if it takes a while for the existing births (people) to expire.

      This of course, is correlation to the true causality: Availability of lewds

    31. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And for an added benefit, women won't have to deal with the likes of you, either.

    32. Re:... and also think of ... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      My "takeaway" from the article is the opposite: The energy used by internet porn is completely negligible. They used scary analogies like "11,000 light bulbs", but since this is something used regularly by BILLIONS of people,

      Apparently by more than 14 billion people, or twice as many as there are currently alive on Earth. With interstellar porn-service I am surprised it doesn't use MORE power.

    33. Re:... and also think of ... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly my thought. If, hypothetically, 100,000 Pornhub fap sessions results in just one fewer successful procreative sexual encounter, then that's 230,000 fewer babies per year just from Pornhub. Weighed against 11,000 lightbulb's worth of power usage, that's a no-brainer.

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    34. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No! I do NOT want to know more!!!

    35. Re:... and also think of ... by johnwfran · · Score: 2

      "God save us if they ever get pr0n VR done right. If men can get full on sexual simulation.....the earth population will head dive to 0 quickly."

      Would that be a feature or a bug?

    36. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And women wonder why men these days don't want to get married....geez, pretty soon with all the guff going on, they'll be wondering why men don't even want to try to approach, talk or meet them.

      This.

      I always view a woman I haven't met before to be a potential life endangering threat. I don't make eye contact with them, I refuse to speak to them unless necessary, and I withhold all opinions until I have made certain that they won't find my comments offensive in anyway.

      Is it right that I should have to do this? No. It's not. Do I have a choice in the matter? No. I do not. Why? Because all it takes to ruin a life these days is a single social media post. No evidence, no jury, no due process. Just one post, one accusation, and you're done. You'll spend years of your life trying to rebuild afterwards and be lucky if you manage to break even. The bar has been lowered to a ridiculous level, and we get to pay the price constantly for it.

      I can only wonder what kids think of this mess. "Why is that man being yelled and pointed at for looking at that woman?" "That man whistled and that woman sprayed something that hurt him the face." "That man tried to ask that woman a question and got electrocuted by her."

      Sadly, I'd like to have a girlfriend or even a wife. But under the current situation, I'll never get anywhere near trying to meet a woman, much less try to propose to one. I need to be able to pay my bills, and get along with others without a constant social stigma hanging over me. So, until the women get that through their heads, I'll be happy to create more CO2. It's an ecological problem, but the far bigger one is that the alternative is so unappealing.

      capcha: chastise

    37. Re:... and also think of ... by leonbev · · Score: 1

      If you think of all of the waste that hundreds of millions of children produce, it kind of evens out. Before guys had porn to watch, they usually screwed their wives and had 5 or 6 kids during their lifetimes. If we still did that today, North America would probably have a billion people living in it now, with all of the problems that come with that population.

    38. Re:... and also think of ... by Snotnose · · Score: 1

      The children that evangelical christians doomed to a sock, due to the lack of a 14 y/o receptacle. Or the 14 y/o receptacle being male.

    39. Re: ... and also think of ... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Do you really expect us to believe you have ever left your momâ(TM)s basement?

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    40. Re:... and also think of ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The internets are a big consumer of electricity

      Baloney. In America "the Internet" (datacenters, switches, routers, etc.) use about 70 billion kwhrs. That is less than 2% of power consumption.

      We save that much just by people dimming the lights to watch Netflix.

      How much energy to run the Internet?

    41. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... venue for sexual release ...

      Prostitutes already offer that but are illegal in many places. So the question becomes, what happens when robots become labour?

      Will it be illegal to own a big-breasted, blonde-haired cleaner-bot; working vagina sold separately? How will police know which cleaner-bots have a working vagina installed?

    42. Re:... and also think of ... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well no, that is not quite accurate, you have to compare it to the alternate. So what is consumed versus what is saved. So the cheapest element, condoms, than there is the whole expensive ritual, going out, car and fuel, restaurant as a very energy expensive food source, maybe dancing or theatre again high consumers of energy, add in the whole gift cycle and that is if things go smooth. When it goes bad, wow, rape and murder, abortion and really toxic relationships of all sorts and the energy wasted in that, police, law courts, prisons, it goes on and on.

      So some pron, and quick fiddle with accompanying hormonal adjustment and you are done. That pron of course, well, it's production is less than savoury (quite destructive for the individuals involved but less so that say joining cults like the military industrial complex) but it basically lasts for ever, so does any more even need to be produced? So does online free pron consume more energy than say non-reproductive mutual masturbation and everything associated with it, positive and negative.

      Obviously solo masturbation can not replace reproduction, oh wait it can, https://www.mivf.com.au/fertil.... So what's the problem, it's cheap and it's safe, well mostly (excluding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...) and on the whole consumes way less energy than the alternate and causes way less social division.

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    43. Re:... and also think of ... by jcr · · Score: 2

      FWIW, about 2/3 of all the energy we use globally goes into heating and cooling. The lion's share of the rest is transportation.

      -jcr

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    44. Re:... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Why do some people assume that if someone criticises something they must also want it banned?

      It's creating a chilling effect were people are afraid to speak their minds.

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    45. Re:... and also think of ... by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      The internets are a big consumer of electricity and pr0n is a big consumer of the internets. We wouldn't need so much internet if it weren't for internet porn, so it would use less power. QED, etc.

      If we assume that everyone who stopped watching Internet porn without adopting some other sexual outlet, that would be valid reasoning.

      If, OTOH, many of them went back to buying printed pornography (as they did pre-Internet), then we'd have to account for the additional energy spent manufacturing, delivering, and procuring billions of additional paper magazines. I don't think there would be a net energy savings realized.

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    46. Re:... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Anti-feminists have ruined dating and then basic social interaction for a lot of men. They are now so paranoid they feel unable to even talk to or work with women.

      Resist. Don't believe it, don't fear women any more than you fear the Muslim or the black guy sat next to you.

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    47. Re:... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Most guys worry about being rejected and feeling bad, not getting tazed.

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    48. Re: ... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      The GP seems to think that men only have children because it means they can get sex. That doesn't even make sense, since the result of getting pregnant is no sex for months or even years.

      Apparently relationships and actually wanting kids doesn't factor, except when the women it's deceptive as makes him raise someone else's child.

      This whole philosophy makes no sense.

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    49. Re:... and also think of ... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      If, OTOH, many of them went back to buying printed pornography (as they did pre-Internet), then we'd have to account for the additional energy spent manufacturing, delivering, and procuring billions of additional paper magazines.

      The fine article makes the point that the net has made it so easy to get porn that people consume so much more, that the much lower cost per image or second or whatever the right way to measure porn is (cost per boner?) is more than canceled out by the greater number of images/seconds/boners.

      Is pornography in the digital era leaving a larger carbon footprint than it did during the days of magazines and videos?...But if pornography expertsâ(TM) estimates are accurate, they suggest a rare scenario where digitization might have increased the overall consumption of porn so much that the principal of dematerialization gets flipped on its head. The internet could allow people to spend so much time looking at porn that itâ(TM)s actually worse for the environment.

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    50. Re:... and also think of ... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Moderation +4
          80% Funny
          20% Informative

      Okay, that really made me laugh.

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    51. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex with a pregnant woman is like getting pussy and a bj at the same time!- Roy Moore

    52. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

    53. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd gladly get married, but the average woman doesn't bring much to the table. I'm refuse to lower my standards just to cater to market conditions.

    54. Re:... and also think of ... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      And hey...apparently any interaction you try with a new woman these days, can be interpreted as unwanted sexual assault.

      If all of your interactions can be interpreted as unwanted sexual assault, then I would strongly advise you to you know not do whatever the hell it is you're doing.

      Like this for example:

      I mean, if a guy can get full on sex without the hassle of the nagging of women

      If you're nagging women for sex then (a) you have no dignity and (b) you're doing it wrong!

      the catering to their fickle whims,

      You appear to consider women to be some mysterious other rather than people.

      The problem is squarely with you.

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    55. Re: ... and also think of ... by Calydor · · Score: 0

      Offer her a drink? Next thing you know you're being charged with trying to slip her a roofie.

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    56. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hey, I'm blah, can I buy you a drink"?

      These days that's enough to get you reported for sexual harassment. #MeToo.

      Heck, I've seen a woman reporting complaining about sexual harassment after a man told her she looked nice with no attempts to even ask her out, AND he (according to her) made sure that there was a refrigerator (the large open kind you find in stores) between them so she wouldn't have any reason to feel threatened.

    57. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he was talking about women nagging him.

      You know, "put down the toilet seat" and all that...

    58. Re:... and also think of ... by bobintetley · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    59. Re:... and also think of ... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      No.

      Many interactions are fine. It's just that you find it difficult to understand, try to watch this video and see if you can deal with it.

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    60. Re:... and also think of ... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      And hey...apparently any interaction you try with a new woman these days, can be interpreted as unwanted sexual assault....

      Maybe, just maybe you should try changing up your approach, instead of just randomly grabbing boobs as your first step?

      God save us if they ever get pr0n VR done right. If men can get full on sexual simulation.....the earth population will head dive to 0 quickly.

      There's a lot more to sex than simply the physical stimulation, but I guess you wouldn't know.

      I mean, if a guy can get full on sex without the hassle of the nagging of women, the catering to their fickle whims, the risks of unwanted children AND most importantly, the very real risk of losing half of everything you own.....guess which venue for sexual release he'll pursue?/quote

      It's not sex if it doesn't involve (at least) one other living breathing person. If it doesn't, it's simply masturbation, and all men do that already. So what's your point?

      Don't project your inability to interact with the opposite sex onto everyone else.

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    61. Re:... and also think of ... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Well....

      A quick google suggests 288 calories per hour for sex. If those 4.59 billion hours were people having sex instead of watching it: 4.59B * 288 = 1322 * 10^9 calories, using a conversion factor of 1.163*10^-6 is about 1.5 million kwh. So engineers who care about efficiency should get out there and get laid.

      (I left out the factor of two because I don't judge people's sexual preferences).

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    62. Re: ... and also think of ... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

      BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.

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    63. Re:... and also think of ... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      It is painfully bleeding obvious that you have never EVER actually tried interacting with other people in real life.

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    64. Re:... and also think of ... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meanwhile the women will figure out how to get pregnant without men and take over the planet.

      Men will go extinct and women will live in a the bitchy, hissy world they all deserve.

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    65. Re:... and also think of ... by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Here's my part. Do it as well.

    66. Re: ... and also think of ... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I think for a period of time in their late teens and early twenties it's probably safe to say that many men (at least in the US) do pretty much want sex and not children. Unwanted side-effect is what you would call a lot of us if you were being entirely honest. Look at how much money is spent on birth control in this country (and much of the developed world) to try and get the sex without the offspring. Eventually most of us either come to want children ourselves or are talking into it by our wives/partners. I personally never wanted any kids so I married a woman who already had two (who were conveniently almost grown) and opted for the step-dad route. Being honest here when I say that I've had more than a few second thoughts about that decision. If I had it to do over again I think I'd still be single or made more of an effort to find a woman who wanted nothing to do with kids. Hard to do but not impossible.

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    67. Re:... and also think of ... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a win-win to me.

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    68. Re: ... and also think of ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Offer her a drink? Next thing you know you're being charged with trying to slip her a roofie.

      Yes, I'd be interested to read some of the actual court reports of people who have been charged with trying to slip someone a roofie when all they've done is ask if they can buy them a drink.

      *tumbleweed*

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    69. Re:... and also think of ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Most guys worry about being rejected and feeling bad, not getting tazed.

      OP is on a whole other level of bleeding weird.

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    70. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-feminists have ruined dating and then basic social interaction for a lot of men.

      DRINK! AmiMojo blaming those scaring anti-feminists again!

    71. Re:... and also think of ... by necro81 · · Score: 1

      that is an astonishingly small amount of energy

      This was my reaction, too. For perspective, take that energy value over a year (5.967 million kWh) and convert it to an average power output. You get something like 675 kW. That's nothing. One modest office building might have a 1 MW transformer out back. A typical suburban subdevelopment with a few dozen homes will consume that same amount. (And some of that electricity will be for, say, large TVs delivering that streamed content!)

    72. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do some people assume that if someone criticises something they must also want it banned?

      You tell us, AmiMojo. You the one who keeps insisting that any conservative/MRA/gamergater/anti-feminist criticism as being an attempt to ban speech they don't like. Or that they're just harassing people. Or that they're spreading hate speech, racism, sexism, etc.

      And then you cheer if/when they get banned off social media, saying stuff like "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences", or telling them that they don't "really" mean what they say they are about (funny that you tell other people what they "really" think, but you cry when others do the same to you, insisting that their conceptions about you are wrong)

      What goes around comes around bro. Enjoy this toxic, hyper partisan, post-truth bed you helped laid.

    73. Re:... and also think of ... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      BINGO! 100% correct! They are not worth the hassle.

    74. Re: ... and also think of ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      the result of getting pregnant is no sex for months or even years

      My friends that are parents would laugh, look knowingly at each other and dismiss your silliness for this.

    75. Re: ... and also think of ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, just start with, "hey, I'm blah, can I buy you a drink"?

      Oh, you want to rape her? I mean, legally she can't consent if she's drunk..

      "That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed" is funny, but was never appropriate.

      It has a low success rate but you can try it on a couple of hundred women in a night.

    76. Re:... and also think of ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'm not watching a video about consent. I know the law on consent and I stay easily within it.

      My issue is the women that don't know the law on consent, with the women that react negatively to a perfectly fine interaction, that do find engaging with the opposite sex difficult to understand.

      Fix their androphobia and the rest of us can happily get on with life.

    77. Re:... and also think of ... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      The reply was not addressed to you. Dismissing all allegations as man-hating suggests that you need to watch it though. It may also suggest that you are a fucking retard. These are nit mutually exclusive options.

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    78. Re:... and also think of ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Dismissing all allegations as man-hating suggests that you need to watch it though.

      Except that I didn't dismiss all allegations as man-hating.

      It may also suggest that you are a fucking retard

      Says the person that can't fucking interpret what I actually said.

    79. Re:... and also think of ... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      +1 misogynistic and creepy

    80. Re:... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Nagging women for sex is sexual harassment dude.

      Or are you saying they nag you when you have sex with them? Have you tried one of those sex education videos where they teach you techniques?

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    81. Re: ... and also think of ... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      There is a pretty vocal minority of people uninterested in children online. Most people have children and most people enjoy them.
      Yes, they are work, but so is anything worth doing. Also, most first marriages last until one partner dies, divorce fears are overrated.

    82. Re:... and also think of ... by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      My "takeaway" from the article is the opposite: The energy used by internet porn is completely negligible. They used scary analogies like "11,000 light bulbs", but since this is something used regularly by BILLIONS of people, that is an astonishingly small amount of energy.

      If these people stopped watching porn, and instead increased their social interaction, and maybe even went on a date using a gasoline powered car, the environmental consequences would be far, far worse.

      Just imagine how floored the author of the article will be when he looks into the energy cost of bitcoin.

    83. Re: ... and also think of ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck did you learn to pick up women? Jesus Christ, just start with, "hey, I'm blah, can I buy you a drink"?

      Because, if she doesn't like you, or isn't interested, this simple approach can now be termed "unwanted" and now, you can be in trouble.

      The problem for men is, we don't know we are unwanted until we try. And quite often, women DO play the game of making you try more than once....trouble is, how does the man know she's playing this game, or he's crossing the line into annoyance/stalking.

      The trouble is....women say one thing, but STILL often want another.

      Trouble is now as a man, you can get into legal trouble for it.

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    84. Re:... and also think of ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      There's a lot more to sex than simply the physical stimulation, but I guess you wouldn't know.

      Err....like what?

      What more do you need for good sex?

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    85. Re:... and also think of ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      No...women in relationships NAG you about trivial shit all the time.

      Perhaps I worded it awkwardly, but I was basically talking about all the other crap you have to put up with women in a relationship....just to get sex.

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    86. Re:... and also think of ... by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I also suspect that more youtube videos are downloaded than various porn videos - but nobody is talking about the environmental costs of Google - oh no they're the 'do no harm' company, right?

    87. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The recent rise in popularity of IP67 phones might well be related to your points...

    88. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh... I was doing the quote from Spaceship Troopers.

      But yeah, internet porn costs a lot of hot water and soap.

      So was he...

    89. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious?

      No wonder you get 0 enjoyment from relationships.

    90. Re: ... and also think of ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      No wonder you get 0 enjoyment from relationships.

      Why are you bringing up relationships...?

      We were talking about having enjoyable and fulfilling SEX.

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    91. Re: ... and also think of ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Pardon me miss, would you think I was too forward if I asked you to sit on my face?'

      'In total and complete darkness, I look just like Brad Pitt.'

      Low % lines.

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    92. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hasn't had the nag center installed in his brain yet. Doesn't get it.

    93. Re: ... and also think of ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It helps if you're Irish. The accent and what appears to be a genetic cheeky charm.

    94. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half?? Try all! and whatever was owned prior to meeting.

    95. Re: ... and also think of ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Helps if the women are Irish. The drunker the better.

      Until they puke, then it's off.

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    96. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have to be picky, don't ever bother with any woman who shows you the slightest bit of trouble. Don't commit to shit. Meet about 4 or 5 gilrs that you fuck in rotation and hang out with like they're your guy friends. Once you start feeling bad for being a dick to one of them for putting up with it all and not complaining....

      You should probably apologize and marry her. It took me 2 decades to learn this so you're welcome.

    97. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the GP meant that as in "free from being nagged by women"

    98. Re:... and also think of ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Give us an example please.

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    99. Re: ... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistically and from experience, it's never even close to getting to keep half what you own. If lucky, the guy gets to keep half of what's left AFTER the wife burns through most of the assets on litigation -- PROVIDED such half doesn't include custody of children nor the family home (assuming she wants it) -- but that's only until alimony and child support kicks in and quickly adds up to more than the remaining value of what he owned when divorced. Add to this in many cases the kids are subtly or not at all subtly poisoned against you, weaponized, alienated, lied to, letters are destroyed, access is messed with, false accusations may be piled on, and then friends and employers dragged into picking a side.

      Reality then is more like significant risk of losing more than everything. Everything plus most of what you're capable of rebuilding for the next several years, or in some cases, ever.

    100. Re:... and also think of ... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Do you struggle as much with context as you do with sentence formation? I’ll guess that your first language is german from the way that you put that tangle together in your first reply to me.

      My issue is the women that don't know the law on consent, with the women that react negatively to a perfectly fine interaction, that do find engaging with the opposite sex difficult to understand

      This does not make sense, there is no way that those three clauses combine to form a valid sentence in English. I would guess that you have translated a different type of construct from your native tongue into “that do”, but it does not work like that in English.

      In the face of ambiguity most language falls back on context: read the post that my reply was aimed at. In a context where another poster has expressed that all sexual harassment claims are a form of man-hating what do you think you have actually expressed?

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    101. Re:... and also think of ... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Correlation is not causation. Perhaps porn entices people to have MORE sex and thus more children on a global scale. Without research this means nothing.

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    102. Re:... and also think of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, help me get this straight - you believe guys do not want to get married because they think that any interaction with their wife will be interpreted as sexual assault? I have had extensive contact with newlyweds, engaged and cohabiting couples in the last couple of years and let me assure you, they have very different things to worry about.

      However, I do understand that actual sex does involve making compromises (not just what I want?), building a relationship (oh the hassle!), accepting differences (waiting longer than 11 minutes on Pornhub?) and taking risks (sharing what you own when one of you takes care of children?). Welcome to real life where great sex for both partners is about giving, not taking.

    103. Re: ... and also think of ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sure, and my limited experience is that sex in a loving relationship is better. Lots of people seem to think that way. I don't know if that would apply to you, but it might be worth trying.

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    104. Re:... and also think of ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      Only fools think that women would make it without men. We do everything for them except shopping, and we provide the vast majority of the money for that.

    105. Re: ... and also think of ... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Not with just asking to buy a drink and not being all up in her personal space, no. I recall reading a Judge's write up about hitting on women and acknowledged he had to try a few times with his wife and if things got so fucking touchy with just words, our species will be in trouble. The take away was basically don't be rude and know when to take a hint to leave an uninterested girl alone.

  2. Obligatory Archer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the impression across the industry is that viewership is way, way up.

    Phrasing!

  3. So nothing then? by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You had me all worked up about the amount of electricity used, but then - just 11k bulbs?

    That's not even enough to light a single wing of Al Gores' mansion (here's I'm just speaking about the primary mansion, not all of the secondary ones).

    Think I'll skip the outrage on this one, especially considering the vast benefit that pro brings humanity. You wonder why there's not been a WWIII? Internet porn.

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    1. Re:So nothing then? by gnick · · Score: 1

      A pittance of power spent very well.

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    2. Re:So nothing then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess the submitter prefers the old way: millions of issues of smut magazines, delivered by diesel trucks, to stores which create boarded off sections out of all sorts of non-recyclable materials to prevent minors from seeing, bought by people who drive their SUVs to the store.
      That's surely much better than 11,000 light bulbs!

    3. Re:So nothing then? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Right but that is the hosting and distribution side. Those servers that are just pushing bits down a wire, probably returned from cached memory should not consume much juice doing any specific operation. Remember on that side of the equation its encode once, server many.

      Now the 125W CPU you are idling way, but keeping out of low power mode because the decoding has to happen, the 23" monitory that is lighting your moms basement, you are using to display that stream X the other 30,000 viewers is probably quite a bit more power.

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    4. Re:So nothing then? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Isn't most porn mobile now?

      A random phone battery (for the S4) has a Max output under 2 watts.

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    5. Re:So nothing then? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      That's not even enough to light a single wing of Al Gores' mansion (here's I'm just speaking about the primary mansion, not all of the secondary ones).

      Al Gore is a patriotic American and "does" it in proven American Traditional Style:

      "Do it in the dark . . . with your clothes on."

      No light bulbs necessary.

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    6. Re:So nothing then? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Think I'll skip the outrage on this one, especially considering the vast benefit that pro brings humanity. You wonder why there's not been a WWIII? Internet porn.

      That would explain ISIS.

      Actually, as i tried making the joke, the htought of all the depraved things ISIS did to yazidi and other non-Sunni Muslim women, including young girls, made my stomach turn. ISIS are the scum of the world.

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    7. Re: So nothing then? by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Mobile porn? No, they just use dildos and such, still. No, mobile porn isn't a thing. If you meant to say porn is mostly viewed on mobile devices, I ask, are you poor or just into creepy stuff?

    8. Re: So nothing then? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I find my phone more comfortable when laying in bed than a Desktop or a Laptop, and I feel laying in bed more comfortable than sleeping.

      Aside from that, I only live ten minutes from work, so I basically stopped using my computer at home (though I still have it, and still have home internet to watch Netflix on my TV).

      But mostly I would suspect porn cuts across class pretty broadly, and a huge percentage of the population only has internet access via their phone.

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    9. Re:So nothing then? by zlives · · Score: 1

      what kind of porn, heck internet access does an average ISIS fighter has in war torn iraq and syria?
      OP might actually have hit the nail, i would totally trade porn for killings.

    10. Re:So nothing then? by shess · · Score: 1

      Think I'll skip the outrage on this one, especially considering the vast benefit that pro brings humanity. You wonder why there's not been a WWIII? Internet porn.

      IMHO the problem is implying that this is somehow wasteful in the first place. One can probably make a solid argument for Game of Thrones or House of Cards being more worthwhile then Random Porn, but ... Jersey Shore? Floribama Whatever? Various Kardashian shows? The non-porn streaming places are FULL of utter shit shows, if one were really worried about waste, that's probably a better place to start.

    11. Re:So nothing then? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I would be more concerned about how many tons of paper waste it produces

    12. Re:So nothing then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why Gore is still a target of hypocrisy snide remarks when our current Cheeto in Chief has so many more blatant examples

      1) Criticizing Obama for golfing when he himself has outgolfed both Obama and Bush

      2) Criticizing companies for shipping jobs overseas when his and Ivanka's companies all do that.

      3) Blasting immigrants, illegal or not, while hiring them in his resorts.

      From a purely climate perspective all his weekend trips for pleasure is pumping a lot more CO2 than Gore ever did. At least Gore paid carbon credits for his travel.

    13. Re:So nothing then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Trump does not believe in climate change, his CO2 output doesn't say anything about Trump except that he actually believes what he says.

      Gore however does not act like he thinks global warming is true, not even for slight inconvenience.

      As for the golf, Trump can gold and get right back to work. Trump has put way more actual time in being president at this juncture than Obama did, maybe even for his first four years.

    14. Re:So nothing then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Gore begs masseuses to jerk him off and then lies about it.

      Pretty sure that the drive to the hotel expended more energy than streaming a couple dozen porn videos would.

    15. Re: So nothing then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Ivan reminds me of a pair of old Apple adds.
      The new G4 processor is twice as fast as an Intel!
      Followed a few years later by...
      The new Intel Macs are twice as fast as the G4!

      So it is... four times as fast as.... itself.

    16. Re:So nothing then? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You wonder why there's not been a WWIII? Internet porn.

      Suddenly all the angst in North Korea and all the instability in poor countries without broadband makes perfect sense.

    17. Re:So nothing then? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      CIA knows but isn't telling.

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  4. s/cloud/tip/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fixed that for you =)

  5. This just in! by Zorro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NO ONE CARES!

    1. Re: This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I care, I care HARD, for like 30 seconds

    2. Re:This just in! by antdude · · Score: 1

      But NBA, Comcast, Toyota, CBS, customer, health, Obama, etc. care!

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    3. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 11,000 light bulbs would use if left on for a year

      Exactly. That's a tiny amount. A town would rival it for light bulbs.

  6. 11,000 light bulbs by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    So it's more efficient than lighting up a red light district and thousands of seedy hotel rooms?

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    1. Re: 11,000 light bulbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have measured it in vibrator-hours.

    2. Re: 11,000 light bulbs by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I can only conceive of things when stated in terms of football fields.

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    3. Re: 11,000 light bulbs by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Electric powered or Harley-Davidson?

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    4. Re: 11,000 light bulbs by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      Does that include end zones?

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    5. Re: 11,000 light bulbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How may Olympic sized swimming pools is that?

  7. Interesting final statement by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    "And operating with Netflix's efficiency would be a best-case scenario for the porn site, Ensmenger believes"

    I'd like to know why. I am not fan of the Internet Porn industry, i think its harming society and based on this article the planet but to say, "And operating with Netflix's efficiency would be a best-case scenario for the porn site, Ensmenger believes"

    Seems just nakedly prejudiced. I mean does Netflix have the help of data center angels, that don't lend their divine intervention to pornhub? Do you subscribe? I thought Internet porn was almost universally free as in beer? Why would think a pornhub a sophisticated marketing machine that has to derive its revenue primarily form razor thin ad impression payments would be doing anything other than in the most efficient way possible?

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    1. Re:Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess that netflix streams are higher resolution and higher bandwidth, so I would expect netflix's operating costs to be higher per hour, all else being equal. All else is not equal, of course, since a lot of time and power goes into encoding and storage, but both of these would also be offset by lower resolution, so I think that qualitatively the trend would hold.

    2. Re:Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's a moral judgement at all, but a technical one. Netflix has thousands of engineers working on driving the cost of streaming a movie as close to zero as possible, because saving any amount of power on a single impression translates to massive savings for the company. My impression is that porn companies aren't as well staffed or funded as Netflix, and simply can't throw the resources at the problem that Netflix can.

    3. Re:Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not fan of the Internet Porn industry, i think its harming society and based on this article the planet...

      Then you must really think Netflix is killing the planet.:

      "In its quarterly letter to investors sent Tuesday, Netflix touted that its members streamed 42.5 billion hours worth of programming in 2015, up from 29 billion hours in 2014. Netflix also releases its total subscriber count every quarter, which increased from 57 million at the end of 2014 to 75 million at the end of 2015.' -- This Is How Much Netflix We're All Watching Every Day

      More telling to me from the article is:

      "In the late 1990s, he says, a new Evil Angel DVD would sell approximately 7,500 copies in the first 30 days. Now, he says, Evil Angel videos are streamed 30,000 times in the first 30 days—and that only represents the 5 percent of its web traffic comprised of paying customers. Each week, 2 million free previews are watched. “There’s no way, 15 years ago, at the peak of physical media, that many people were touching our brand,” he says."

      It sounds like a 4 fold increase in sales in the first 30 days, but it says nothing about the total sales. Regardless, if we presume for a moment that that 4 fold increase is a genuine measure, then from the perspective of dvd -> streaming, you only have to use 1/4th energy in streaming vs dvd production, distribution, and sales to be more ecologically sound. The "2 million free previews"? It's a lot harder to qualify that as like piracy it's a demonstration of how many people window shop but never buy. So, it's unclear to me if they'd use less energy in some other pursuit if they weren't streaming porn. After all, they may well just switch streaming to Netflix.

    4. Re:Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of morally pure money spending leads to increased innovation and best efficiency as God intended and predestined.

    5. Re:Interesting final statement by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Apparently 360 degree porn vids are gaining popularity, so probably more bandwidth, plus the power consumption of all the VR headgear.
      Does VR consume more or less energy than a LCD screen?

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    6. Re:Interesting final statement by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The headset display is basically a phone screen, but the screen doesn't turn off when using VR. So more.

      The 1080ti gets hot enough to cook on, not so much for VR videos/porn, but for gaming.

      Porn is one thing that cardboard etc are good enough for. If you have a teenage kid, don't go snooping around the phone's storage.

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    7. Re: Interesting final statement by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear of pornhub shipping those Open Connect Netflix type boxes so ISP'S can serve locally. I bet a few of those would go missing, if they did.

    8. Re:Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking prude. Porn is not destroying society, the greedy bastards robbing us every day are.

    9. Re:Interesting final statement by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Netflix gives ISPs caching servers to put inside their networks. That reduces external bandwidth and energy consumption.

      Porn sites don't offer such things as far as I know. Not sure many ISPs would take them, in case word ever got it.

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    10. Re: Interesting final statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They outsourced that.

      Look up "Cloudflare".

    11. Re:Interesting final statement by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Porn sites don't offer such things as far as I know. Not sure many ISPs would take them, in case word ever got it.

      Sounds like something tissues and paper towels lobby should consider financing.

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  8. The Kleenex's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes Kleenex is a parasite on the porn industry

    Capatcha implants

  9. Revenue stream? by spudnic · · Score: 1

    So what is there revenue stream that allows them to serve up this much content? It seems like most folks streaming free videos wouldn't make the best customers for their advertisers, not to mention adblocking software.

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    1. Re:Revenue stream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of the revenue is from clicks and click-thrus e.g. ads clicked on or viewed create a revenue stream. While any people just oogle some free videos and leave, they've generated revenue from any served up ads that show when they click on a video, and even more should they click on an ad (click-thru).

      Moreover, there is a percentage of viewers who do pay for porn and sex cams, and that generates a lot of revenue (there are women, mostly americans, who are multi-millionaires just from their cam performing) (many eastern European women, however, work in web cam brothels of sorts, miserably having to pay their pimp for the use of a computer and a room).

      Some people will pay to get high resolution material, and some for their special interest. Web camming generates a lot of ad revenue and revenue from people who pay the cam performer and see ads on cam sites. PornHub would benefit from the ad revenue generated by web camming as web camming does a lot of advertising on PornHub. Specialty porn websites that advertise on PornHub pay for any views of their ads and for any click-thrus.

      Some of the revenue is cultural influenced - S. Koreans are more likely to pay for porn and cam services for instance. Asians in general provide a lot of revenue. A lot of Americans go ahead and spend on porn.

      Hotels and motels make their movie money from porn. Non-porn movies are usually offered at a loss, but the porn sales streamed to the hotel rooms more than makes up for it.

      Major carries such as Bell and Rogers and other cable and TV and media companies sell porn streamed through the television boxes found in most homes. They will charge approx. 10 bucks a view.

      So while it is true porn DVD sales have crashed, it just means the porn has moved to other venues. There is a lot of filthy lucre in porn, even though it's given away.

    2. Re:Revenue stream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The porn is paid for by aliens. So the people are not outside to see the invasion fleet coming in. The wealthy 1% know this, which is why they have all invested in cleanex manufacturing. And moisteriser cream production. Wake up sheeple!

  10. No consideration... by Kelxin · · Score: 0

    They didn't consider all of the physical media that isn't being produced because of this including magazines, DVDs, blurays, etc. Shipping and disposal of physical media. Advertising for that media.. It's still a win.

    1. Re:No consideration... by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Yes but is it a coincidence that a short time after the local video rental store dropped the porn section, it went out of business?

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      If I had a DeLorean... I would probably only drive it from time to time.
  11. makes ya think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny, whenever the town gets pretty much shut down due to terrible weather, and the lights start flickering, I had always assumed it was related to the weather more directly...

  12. Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about the fact that folks have a *right* to do whatever they want with their computer, their bandwidth, and their fucking life! Jezuz, did this come from the same assholes who were shaking their fingers at us over Bitcoin energy consumption? Here's a hint: go fuck yourselves. Nobody gives a two small shits about your opinion on what's "okay" for them to be using resources they paid for. If you think it's a waste, well, then we have something in common because I think all the watts/joules put into SJW hot air is a big waste of energy, too. Judgmental pricks what they are.

    1. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      The fact is many conservatives love this kind of article because, the very same "progressive" degenerate retard who wags his finger at me for enjoying my 17mpg sports car and tells me I am destroying the earth turns around and "wastes" energy playing at nonsense like bitcoin and watching porn. Its important to remind them they are really terrible people too!

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    2. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Until you know what your actions actually cost, it's not really free will, it's just ignorance.

    3. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Put a cam in that and stomp that throttle. 17mpg is far too high.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Nobody gives a two small shits about your opinion on what's "okay" for them to be using resources they paid for.

      I agree 100%! I do however also think that it's important that nobody is getting a "free lunch" by causing a tragedy of the commons. By this I mean those "hidden costs" like polluting the environment need to be paid for so that someone can get paid to clean it up. We can drop 100% of subsidies on energy, charge for the amount of CO2 given off by each and then let the free market decide who the winner is. Just a hint: it's not fossil fuels.

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    5. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Sports car not muscle; its tough to get fuel injected 2litre to do worse than 17mpg but I try. With my 4.5:1 rear end though i have the fuel economy nearly flat! it will do about the same auto-crossing all day as the highway drive getting there!

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    6. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the winner? Fission?

    7. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Sports car not muscle; its tough to get fuel injected 2litre to do worse than 17mpg but I try. With my 4.5:1 rear end though i have the fuel economy nearly flat! it will do about the same auto-crossing all day as the highway drive getting there!

      Way to go!!

      I lost my '86 Porsche 911 Turbo to Katrina...but when it ran, I was quite often lucky to get 10mpg in city with that thing. But it was the most FUN per gallon I'd ever had!!!

      After katrina for awhile, I got a 2005 turbo miata...I seem to always avg about 17-18mpg in that thing in city.

      No matter what I drive I tend to do it with the pedal to the floor most of the time.

      I'm hoping the days of self driving cars and the complete disappearance of a manual transmission happen long after I'm too old to drive, or taking a dirt nap.

      Driving fun sports (and muscle) cars is fun...and all my life I've never owned anything that was a manual transmission, 2 seater sports car (technically the porsche was 4 seats, but you can't fit a person back there, so doesn't count).

      Have fun...what are you driving?

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    8. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant believe that conversation about porn was turned into discussion about fossil fuels. There is nothing sacred left anymore.

    9. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arbitrary definition arbitrarily upmodded. No one can be absolutely certain of the outcome of their actions. Not so long as we can't predict the future.

    10. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This comment is a perfect example of why the human race will only endure through governmental regulation.

      Though it was interesting calling out SJWs while at the same time attempting to label yourself as the most self-centred prick on the net.

      Your freedom ends where mine begins, and that includes you not fucking up the world we live in.

    11. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      all my life I've never owned anything that was a manual transmission, 2 seater sports car

      You appear to have a word.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    12. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Arbitrary definition arbitrarily upmodded. No one can be absolutely certain of the outcome of their actions. Not so long as we can't predict the future.

      I can't be absolutely certain that if I detonate an H-bomb in your rectum it will kill you, but it's close enough.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    13. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

      Kinda sad then that I'm still spewing CO2, mining Bitcoin, and fucking up "your" planet while all you can do is whine like a 6th grade girl and talk your own ignorant shit. You want me to stop? You have the same options as everyone else: 1. Make me. 2. Whine. I see you've chosen #2.

    14. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      1. Make me.

      We are making you. Collectively. You will find it harder and harder to fuck things up without repercussions. Just like you can't go and buy heroin from your local pharmacy prescription free, you will find your self destructive practices:
      a) illegal
      b) unavailable
      c) limiting
      d) expensive

      and you will eventually give up due to frustration. You can't stop government, as government exist due to the will of the people. I'm not whining, I'm just commenting on how sad it is that you think I am whereas in reality I am just part of a collective that is actively working against you.

      Peace bro. Enjoy your bitcoin mining (something that makes me laugh especially hard).

    15. Re:Remember the concept of free will? WTF? by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

      Well, if you find it amusing that someone philosophically opposite to you is making a fairly vulgar amount of money while you sit on the sidelines, laugh hard. Laugh till you have an aneurysm, in fact, since that is the exact case. Maybe you find it hilarious that the "working against" efforts are a completely failure and I'm still free to CO2 emit while you are still trying to come up with ways to coerce folks to do what you want. It's funny that you pick heroine as your example, since it's extremely easy to get despite the efforts of the government or regulation. Why isn't the regulation and big-brother-wrap-everyone-bubble-wrap-and-make-them-obey mentality saving the day? It's illegal so why so many overdoses?

  13. So ... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2

    Did they also work out the environmental impact of all the cute kitten, epic fail, stupid human tricks, vBlogs, etc., videos as well?

    Bet it is much, much higher than just porn.

  14. Energy Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it used 5.967 million kWh in 2016

    Wow, that's nothing. About 1Wh per masturbating-age human per year.
    If that's true there must be a lot of people masturbating a lot less than me.

  15. 11,000 lightbulbs? by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    Big deal.

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    How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
    1. Re:11,000 lightbulbs? by zlives · · Score: 1

      or one BIT coin rig?

  16. And the problem is ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, watching porn uses ONLY 0.0013 kWh per streaming hour. Just about ANYTHING else will use heaps more...like watching TV (~110W), making tea (~2 KW), driving a car (tens of KW).......
    THEREFORE watching porn saves a huge amount of energy that you'd otherwise be using instead.

    1. Re:And the problem is ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly this.
      What's the alternative? Doing nothing?

    2. Re:And the problem is ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still makes me want to go to sleep shortly afterwards though.

  17. The antisex movement has shifted by Jarwulf · · Score: 3

    The vanguard of the antiporn antisex puritan movement has shifted from the old stodgy religious right to the new left. You can see it as the arguments have gradually shifted from destruction of morality and family values to the exploitation of women and harm to their psychological health and ridiculous appeals to the environment that porn, sex and prostitution entail according to them. Harlotry is now sex slavery. The sunday school marm has transformed into the wizened womyn's studies professor. One argument they both seem to use is the crime factor though. The more things change I guess.

    1. Re:The antisex movement has shifted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Observational (scientific) studies of countries when they have legalized porn (Denmark, way back in the day, and more recently countries like the Czech Republic) suggests that there's no increase in sex crimes generally and maybe even a decrease in certain types sex crimes - such as crimes against children.

      But then a judge in the USA just recently took away Dennis Hastert's porn - which is, on one hand, pretty funny. :) But, on the other hand, it's kind of scary how US policy on sex crimes is so stubbornly unscientific.

      If any of the potential female candidates for president in 2020 came out big in favor of (real scientific) research into sex robots. I'd become a big supporter.

    2. Re:The antisex movement has shifted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered that being anti-porn might not be anti-sex? That porn can actually harm the sex life of a couple (just read some of the other comments about "why would I need to bother with what women want"), and that both your "stodgy religious right" and "new left" might be actually right in a couple of things? Over half of divorce cases today cite an unhealthy obsession with porn in one of the partners, and at least in some parts of Europe sex slavery is actually a real thing...

  18. If only there was some way to harness the energy-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --of all those shuffling knuckles!

  19. what's an h0 by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    okay, now compare that to pulling oil out of the ground, cracking it, chemically treating it, turning it into plastic, moulding it, and shipping it across the world half a dozen times

    for each stream

    hull hypothesis schmull schmypothesis

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    StoneCypher is Full of BS
  20. 11000 light bulbs? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    A quick check with my calculator shows that the 11000 number assumes 60W incandescent bulbs.

    Which is all well and good, but do people still use incandescent light bulbs?

    --

    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    1. Re:11000 light bulbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And did anyone actually use 60W bulbs in the first place? If you want to actually see something, and your room is bigger than a toilet, you're going to be using 75W and 100W bulbs.

    2. Re:11000 light bulbs? by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      A quick check with my calculator shows that the 11000 number assumes 60W incandescent bulbs.

      Which is all well and good, but do people still use incandescent light bulbs?

      Nope. I just recently replaced the last incandescent bulb in my house to LED. If a cheap bastard, like me has switched then everyone must have switched. :)

      --
      First law of people: People are generally stupid.
    3. Re:11000 light bulbs? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I use some in my house.

      The dimmable LED tech isn't that consistent for me, so I use a bunch (4) of 60W equivalent (43w) in my recessed lights in my living room. I suspect they draw on average 20w each when on.

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    4. Re:11000 light bulbs? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And did anyone actually use 60W bulbs in the first place? If you want to actually see something, and your room is bigger than a toilet, you're going to be using 75W and 100W bulbs.

      You must be confused as hell by people with dimmer switches. It's almost like sometimes they don't want a fucking searchlight going off in their eyes.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  21. If only we could capture the kinetic fapping power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of like regenerative breaking. Perhaps a kinetic energy wristband that generated an electric impulse. Tesla get on this would you?

  22. Could be worse by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    they could be streaming Buzzfeed videos.

  23. Other considerations by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a porn shift. Trees are spared because magazines not published anymore. All the books that once populated shelves in "adult" book stores. Then there's the peep shows that are gone as well with their dark booths. I knew one Tech Sergeant when I was in the Air Force who have over 500 8mm (the old reel type) films. The simple fact is that streaming is replacing traditional porn materials. I can't help but believe it's environmentally better.

    1. Re:Other considerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what magazines are in Barbershops these days then?

    2. Re:Other considerations by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So what magazines are in Barbershops these days then?

      Maybe we're just wusses here in the UK, but I really don't remember ever cracking one off in public while I waited for a haircut.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  24. Not to mention... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...all the kleenex waste going into landfills (can spooge be recycled?) or tube socks needing extra washing.

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    -Styopa
    1. Re:Not to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .(can spooge be recycled?)

      I think I saw that video

  25. Not what I was expecting... by flargleblarg · · Score: 2

    Thought this article was going to be about all the kleenix in landfills...

  26. that's a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    23 billion people?! the earth only has ~8 billion people.
    hey i think we have discovered proof for extraterrestrial life!
    i knew trying to find them via mathematical signals was the wrong approach.

  27. Something more efficient than streaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Downloading, that's what you want.

  28. please..... by sdinfoserv · · Score: 4, Informative

    What hogwash "By 2016, the number of visitors had almost doubled, to 23 billion, ".... there's only 7.4B people on the entire planet..... Only 3 billion people have internet access today.. I'm fairly certain my 90 year old grand mother has never (on purpose) been to pornhub... and given the punishment of Muslim countries... there's no way it's in the billions of visitors. This means of those who do visit are really, really active..

    1. Re:please..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably number of visits rather than number of unique visitors over the year. And 4.59 billion hours for 23 billion visits works out to ... 12 minutes per visit.

    2. Re:please..... by Major_Disorder · · Score: 2

      I'm fairly certain my 90 year old grand mother has never (on purpose) been to pornhub...

      Been to PornHub?!?!?!?!!?!? She is their number 2 uploader.
      Granny porn is a thing.
      Don't ask me how I know.

      --
      First law of people: People are generally stupid.
    3. Re:please..... by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      you are - appropriately named

  29. Now I understand the Motel 6 Slogan! by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2

    "We'll leave a light on for you!" I never understood before!

    1. Re:Now I understand the Motel 6 Slogan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbest joke I've read all day.

  30. cost compared to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article states how much internet use is cheaper than acts with similar results that do not use the internet, because of the cost of materials not used. Then, for porn, the volume of internet use is deemed expensive with no alternative proposed. So, this argument assumes that people who currently get their porn from the internet would not get porn at all if it wasn't available on the internet! Nonsense - they'd be getting magazines, videos, etc. that have material costs.

    Now, there could be an argument made that there is much higher usage because of "free" internet porn; but that same argument undermines the original hypothesis that other uses of the internet have reduced costs because of the removal of materials. If many times as many people use the internet instead of watching a physical video, then the electricity, lighting, etc. costs of watching that video are greater than the material savings, regardless of whether the videos are porn or a streaming TV show.

  31. how many people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first Year In Review post in 2013 tabulated that 14.7 billion people visited the site. By 2016, the number of visitors had almost doubled, to 23 billion, and those visitors watched more than 4.59 billion hours of porn.

    I'm pretty the world population is around 7.5 billion. Are time travelers using up our energy watching porn?

  32. WAIT WAIT WAIT! I thought it was Bitcoin by grnbrg · · Score: 2

    wasting all the power?!!

  33. 5.967 million kWh by thygate · · Score: 1

    or, in more readable scientific number, about 6GWh, which is not that much really, for a entire year for a worldwide service.

    1. Re:5.967 million kWh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in even more scientific format, 21TJ (twenty-one terajoules).

    2. Re:5.967 million kWh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, in more readable scientific number, about 6GWh, which is not that much really, for a entire year for a worldwide service.

      Or 6 hours output from one nuclear power plant.

  34. 14.7 billion people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sperm are not people.

  35. can't do math. by foxjazz4003 · · Score: 2

    "By 2016, the number of visitors had almost doubled, to 23 billion" There are only 7.6 billion people on the planet, half don't have internet much less pornhub. How can 23 billion visitors or really is it a repeat business. And so what, it's porn or hookers, what uses more fuel?

    1. Re:can't do math. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      my guess is they're counting each visit/session as a separate person?

    2. Re:can't do math. by PPH · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    3. Re:can't do math. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.

      AI bots watching porn generated by AI bots. Because intelligence agencies need to deploy their own bots to know what the other internet users are doing, including the other bots.

    4. Re:can't do math. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      my guess is they're counting each visit/session as a separate person?

      Genius! I've been sitting here reading all the comments about how it must be aliens viewing porn because there aren't that many people on Earth, and I have to say things were getting pretty fucking scary.

      Thank god you have shone a light into the encroaching darkness.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  36. Math checks out by poached · · Score: 5, Funny

    23 billion visitors, totaling 4.59 billion hours (275.4 billion minutes), which means on average each visitor only spent 11.97 (~12) minutes per visit.

    That checks out, considering it takes like 5 minutes before finding something I want to fap to.

    1. Re:Math checks out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That checks out, considering it takes like 5 minutes before finding something I want to fap to.

      Implying that it takes you 7 minutes to FAP... now that's a statistical anomaly.

  37. What a waste of time and brain power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why not measure the waste in FB, Tweeter, You Tube and all those wasted pics uploaded?

  38. Very interesting, but by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    It is very interesting, but they never do a cost/ benefit analysis when they do this kind of thing. When I buy alcohol I spend money, and I may damage my health to some degree, but I get relaxation and possibly social interaction. I get a respite from brutal reality. What does mankind get from its energy use from pornography? They never ask. Ask.

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    E Proelio Veritas.
  39. Didn't mention the alternative costs.... by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    Hey, some of us old-timers used to sneakily buy copies of Playboy or Oui. Those cost like $10 in today's money each. And the environmental costs of 200 pages of glossy paper and ink (about 1.5 pounds ) is a whole lot more than the 0.0014 kilograms of CO2 used to run an iPad for 20 minutes.

    1. Re:Didn't mention the alternative costs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah this is important. Maybe they go out use public transport and cruise bars drinking beer instead. Maybe they buy paperback porn. Maybe they go rape someone. They will however still be using energy and resources.

    2. Re:Didn't mention the alternative costs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, some of us old-timers used to sneakily buy copies of Playboy or Oui. Those cost like $10 in today's money each. And the environmental costs of 200 pages of glossy paper and ink (about 1.5 pounds ) is a whole lot more than the 0.0014 kilograms of CO2 used to run an iPad for 20 minutes.

      And alternately to that alternative, there is the alternative of sexually repressing humanity en-masse. Of course who knows, that may increase the amount of pedophilia by those socially powerful enough to operate above the law.

  40. Local copies vs. streaming by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    I agree that network transfers are better for the environment than hunks of plastic, esp. with the associated costs of transport. However, streaming is needlessly wasteful when you could have local copies. Streaming is a choice dictated by businesses who want to control every single listening experience -- we already had our environmentally friendly (pirate)? copies before that.

    Oldskool radio is great in that you don't need to waste transfer capacity for every single copy received. Live streaming with broadcast packets would be great, but AFAIK it's not feasible.

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    1. Re:Local copies vs. streaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Live streaming with broadcast packets would be great, but AFAIK it's not feasible.

      It's feasible, technically, if not politically. Basically a cache network (well, if you want rewind/timeshifting, which we do). But politically it's pure machiavellian. Porn is big money. It shouldn't be. It needn't be. But it is.

  41. compared to bitcoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's carbon effective wanking. Unlike crypto which is carbon intensive jerking off.

  42. Visitors by dabadab · · Score: 1

    The first Year In Review post in 2013 tabulated that 14.7 billion people visited the site.

    Something keeps telling me that this number may be a little bit inflated.

    --
    Real life is overrated.
    1. Re:Visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting the hot alien action section! Check out those... um, eyestalks!

  43. Stupid summary by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

    There is no environment cost to internet porn. People are going to watch porn. Instead of all the plastic wrap, cases, CDs, DVDs, traffic to blockbuster/other porn renting store, gasoline, emissions....now there is just streaming porn. Yes, data centers use electricity. So does everything else.

    You can't bloody well note that online streaming is a win for the environment, then claim the exception is porn because people stream a *lot* of it.

  44. Billions? by tquasar · · Score: 1

    Is that billions of people or visits to the sites? There is a big difference.

  45. Almost as bad as southern california by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Los Angeles California has waay more light-bulbs than 11,000. The internet has slightly less nudity and is generally considered a classy place in comparison.
    In all seriousness the "Anaheim Regional Transportation Intermodal Center (ARTIC)" is energy efficient because it uses 1,354! "energy efficient" bulbs.

  46. Re: Space porn inside! Get behind Ms. Winter Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf? This is getting old. If the earth were flat you would have line of sight from Mount Everest to Denali. Go prove it. Idiots.

  47. s/Sky Fairy/The Environment/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The D brandishing their cult symbol do already manage to look even crazier than The R with theirs. Way to go!

  48. Applies to basically any industry that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is not a fucking snowflake using pure windmill power. Yes the world runs on foscill fuels WE KNOW. such a non-story.

  49. Environmental cost of not having porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... more people! People would actually fraternize, and create more people, which would be MUCH harder on the environment!
    Porn is a good thing!

  50. Not so interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "5.967 million kWh in 2016" compared lets say to Google who used 2.26 million megawatt hours of electricity in 2010.

    MEGA watt hours. About 379 times as much. And that was 6 years ago. Its only increased since then.

    December 7th 2016, "Google claims to consume 5.7 terawatt hours annually."
    https://sf.curbed.com/2016/12/7/13875996/google-san-francisco-electricity-power

    5 967 000 Kilowatt hour [kWh] = 0.005 967 Terawatt hour [TWh]

    Kinda not worried about online porn bringing the world to the brink of apocalypse anytime soon with Google using as much power as 1,000 PornHubs!

    1. Re:Not so interesting by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      Kinda not worried about online porn bringing the world to the brink of apocalypse anytime soon with Google using as much power as 1,000 PornHubs!

      Ah, a new unit of power measurement. The "PornHub"!

      --
      Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
    2. Re:Not so interesting by LesFerg · · Score: 2

      It was officially going to be the PornHub/Hour unit, but the average person only lasted 12 minutes at a time so it became the PornHub/Minute unit of energy.

      --
      If I had a DeLorean... I would probably only drive it from time to time.
    3. Re: Not so interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitcoin energy usage is estimated at 32 Twh, well over 1000x. So yeah if anything, energy footprint is incredibly small all things considered.

  51. Get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then, in 2008, the advent of so-called tube sites allowed users to watch clips for free

    Is the author too young to have been around porn before 2008? Before "tube" sites, we could watch free clips just fine, thank you. Back then they used to be MPG or AVI files that we could more easily download and keep in our own personal stash. Also, many sites numbered the files sequentially so you could download the whole scene by manually editing the URL to retrieve all of the clips and merge them together.

  52. Re: Space porn inside! Get behind Ms. Winter Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because Earth is flat, does not mean the atmosphere is infinitely pure.

  53. Only 6GWh/year ??? by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously, this is VERY little power, especially for 4.6 billion hours of (exciting) entertainment! I mean, just my country house solar roof produces 15MWh/year - just 400 of those relatively small solar roofs are enough to power world porn! Or compare to the bitcoin network's 32TWh consumption - that's more than 5000 times the claimed amount of streaming porn (without the actual benefits!). I mean, the summary tries to say one thing, but the numbers seem to indicate the exact opposite!

    Also, it is not "23 billion visitors", it is "23 billion visits". Unless our streaming porn is popular among extraterrestrial civilizations with populations numbering in the dozens of billions...

    --
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    1. Re:Only 6GWh/year ??? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Or about 500 gallons of gas. That is enough to get a tractor trailer loaded with dvds across the USA.....

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    2. Re:Only 6GWh/year ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only for one store, though.

      If your tractor trailer loaded with dvds need to stop at every store across the country to unload those DVDs, and go back for more every time its empty, your DVD-based porn distribution setup quickly starts needing way more energy.

    3. Re:Only 6GWh/year ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comparison table:

      - Transmitting 10 minutes of porn consumes 0.8kJ
      - Your computer consumes at least 30kJ in 10 minutes
      - Wanking for 10 minutes consumes about 60 calories, or 250kJ

      So I think we really should be looking at the environmental cost of wanking per se.

    4. Re:Only 6GWh/year ??? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Also, it is not "23 billion visitors", it is "23 billion visits". Unless our streaming porn is popular among extraterrestrial civilizations with populations numbering in the dozens of billions...

      That's what the Hollow Earth denizens want you to think.

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  54. Re:WAIT WAIT WAIT! I thought it was Bitcoin by bytestorm · · Score: 1

    Oh, it is. For reference, at the current estimated energy cost of BTC, 6 GWh is roughly power equivalent to mining 12.2 blocks (2 hours).

  55. Saving the environment through porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The energy math exercise to prove an environmental toll is folly.

    Way back when, we used to print out pornography in magazines. How many gallons of fuel were used to cut down trees, turn them to paper, coat them with chemicals and transport them across the county to deliver playmate of the month? Tell me about all the toxic chemicals used to create VCR tapes and DVDs?

    If you believe the greatest environmental cost comes from having to support each and every extra human born, how many environmental resources have been saved from a reduced birth rate (however miniscule) from porn-watchers not as actively seeking sex?

    While watching free porn, be smug knowing you're saving the planet.

  56. Bizarar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets not ignore the extra CO2 produce by those breathing heavy whilst porn watching. True environmentalist limit their sexual activity to save the Earth

  57. Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There’s no way, 15 years ago, at the peak of physical media, that many people were touching our brand.

    Phrasing!

  58. Alien visitors by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Visitors != visits. English. Learn it, motherfuckers.

  59. Re:Space porn inside! Get behind Ms. Winter Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I get it. You are saying that we can only really enjoy porn when we are lying FLAT on our backs!

  60. "Owning physical things is bad!" by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to own nasty old physical media when you can just rent the data instead? It's better for the environment! Think of the children! </sarcasm>
    What a bunch of bullshit. OF COURSE corporations and copyright holders don't want physical media in the hands of consumers! Then they can't make you pay, pay, PAY continually for the same thing, forever. E-books, 'streaming' services, etc. You don't actually own anything, you're just renting it. Even if you buy a 'digital' copy of something, they can revoke your 'license' to use it anytime they want, or just conveniently 'lose' your purchase, too bad! You'll have to PAY for it again, nothing you can do! Or better yet, they go belly-up on you, and you lose everything you 'bought'!

    Come on, people, don't be chumps and fall for this crap.

  61. Think how much scarier by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it would be if they used these.

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  62. Energy usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > that's about the same amount of energy 11,000 light bulbs would use if left on for a year

    I'm a country boy living in an area with no street lights. Next time I drive around in the nearest city (of a million) at night and see all the power being wasted in highrise buildings, I'll remind myself that viewing all the porn in the world for an hour still amounts to just a fraction of this waste.

  63. Gender Imbalance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the porn industry employs way more women than men. With it all going online, can we count those women as being in tech jobs to shutdown SJW complaints about gender imbalance in IT?

  64. OK, I'll go along, but... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... what would the people be doing if they were not surfing the porn sites? How detrimental to the environment would what ever they might be doing be? In other owrds, you cannot just take the environment cost or surfing porn sites as if it were an isolated event, it is not. It is part of a person's day lifestyle and should be analyzed as such.

  65. ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is f**king no matter whether it is porn or not. Does the electricity knows whether it is being used to watch porn or to light a bulb? What a waste of time!

  66. Climate alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate alarmism is a fucking religion. How stupid do you have to be to think that powering 11K light bulbs is more energy than is saved by not printing and distributing actual porn mags? Morons. Besides the failure of models to accurately forecast, the AMO is about to go into a thirty year cold phase. What will you warmers do when even NOAA adjustments are not enough to perpetuate the climate scare?

  67. electricity should be in surplus supply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, electricity should be a commodity and be in surplus and cheap as thats what is driving the future. we need to make it cheap and lots of it without pollution if we want a technology future. i dont understand this shit about it wastes anything, it doesnt it should be almost free.

  68. Well... add in the ancillary costs by Petersko · · Score: 1

    There's also the energy taken up running the computer systems used to view all that porn. That's a considerably larger amount.

  69. And what is NOT being done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To accurately calculate the 'cost of porn' as referenced here the researchers have to included the 'deferred opportunity costs'...e.g the amount of energy NOT being used because people aren't performing some other activity. If someone is beating the meat watching porn for 15 minutes they aren't doing some other energy consuming activity...so just because more porn is being consumed doesn't mean overall energy usage went up...

  70. Not the environmental impact I expected by geekd · · Score: 1

    I thought this was going to be about all the extra tissue and paper towels used, and extra wash cycles for socks and towels.

  71. Is spam ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    through all these fucking years taken into account?

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  72. What kind of lightbulbs? by CarterMeyers · · Score: 1

    Hmm... What kind of lightbulbs?

    1. Re:What kind of lightbulbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it. This is so last century. I work it out to be 68,116 modern LED bulbs which are equivalent to 65W from the old technology. I guess they calculated on the basis of old 60W bulbs.

      They obviously weren't trying very hard to make it shocking. I don't believe there is a device in existence that can receive, decode, and display porn on a budget of less than 2 watts per hour. The Internet cost is the cheapest part. The power usage is in the client and server.

    2. Re:What kind of lightbulbs? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I don't believe there is a device in existence that can receive, decode, and display porn on a budget of less than 2 watts per hour

      Of course there are. A NSFW example from 1890:
      https://artblart.files.wordpre...

  73. What is the fucking point of this study? by swb · · Score: 1

    It seems like a thinly veiled attempt to win points by "proving" something unpopular should be even more unpopular because it consumes energy. Would porn be more OK for the author if it defied the laws of thermodynamics and actually produced more energy than it consumed?

    I'd go out on a limb and guess that any given year of porn in the VHS distribution era consumed more energy and resources than the last 3 years of porn streamed online. The video cassettes, the packaging, the shipping, the trips in the car to the rental place -- the energy consumption was huge.

    This is an idiotic study, an almost perfect example of content-free virtue signaling. Please the feminists by finding a heretofore unique criticism of pornography. Please the anti-technology environmentalists that the Internet is a source of valueless energy consumption. The only thing the author didn't do was customize the study to somehow demonstrate to conservatives a way to be environmentalists by blaming gay porn for wasting energy.

    I'll admit that it's a fairly novel way to create a new way to exploit environmentalism as politics -- simply do some math on the energy consumption of your enemy and decry their waste of natural resources.

  74. tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FAI new package tomorrow : popular p0rn site , 10$/month... thanks FCC

  75. Kevin O'Reilly says by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    There's nothing better on a cold winter's night than a freshly home brewed coffee and beating his dick to free porn like it just stole his microsoft dividend check.

  76. Great point by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    People overlook that even the worst porn is pretty good for the intended purpose. So porn video sites offer a kind of concentrated quality, if you will.

    As you say there's a lot of content on every other kind of streaming service that will never do anyone any good.

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  77. The Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is For Porn.

    Grab your ${GENITALS} and double-click for porn, porn, porn!

  78. Go back to porn newspapers by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Go back to porn newspapers, for environment sake! Paper is a carbon sink, all you have under your bed is not in the atmosphere.

  79. Seems very power-efficient to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people spent that hour reading instead of watching porn, with, say, a 20W CFL lightbulb for their reading lamp, they would be using 0.02 kWh of power instead of 0.0013 - 15 times as much!

    Now, of course that's bogus because their monitors also consume power, but you get the point. This is a non-story.

  80. It seems like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author wants there to be an exception but the math doesn't really seem to agree.

    Bitcoin sits in the dozens of TWh/yr range. We'd be better off trading porn in the long run.

  81. Compared to bitcoin by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    it's a rounding error
    5.967 million kWh is about 6GWh
    Bitcoin uses 29,000GWh according to PowerCompare.co.uk, other estimates are higher.
    That's about 0.02%

  82. Netflix is impressive by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    1.3W to stream a video is pretty good.

    In terms of the power used for me to watch it at home, 1.3W wouldn't even power the fibre terminator bringing the internet connection to my house.
    Then there's the router, the network switch, the wireless AP, my laptop... It's probably at least 50W

    My phone uses more than that watching a video, let alone streaming it over wifi.

    Of course that 1.3W isn't going to include any of the electrical cost to send the data all over the world though. I assume it's only the cost of powering their data centres divided by the number of concurrent streams.

  83. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  84. so it's essentially zero by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    the USA used 4 petawatt-hours in 2015. So pornhub used 0.000006 petawatt-hours....so what?

  85. It's for porn! by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    Was expecting this to be the top comment, and then you didn't even link to the original.

    The Internet is for Porn

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  86. Step 4...PROFIT! (and then wash your hands) by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    the thousands of gallons of sperm wasted

    Wasted? Do you have a better use in mind?

    I would love to hear your ideas.....

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  87. GreenWank 2017 by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I thought the same thing. Electricity is increasingly becoming 100% green as more non-coal power plants come online, where as cars (gasoline) aren't. Once everyone has an electric car, that metric might change, but for now you can probably do a lot to help save the planet by staying home and jerking off.

    Alternately, I suppose if you were REALLY into conserving energy, you could call up all the guys in your neighborhood and invite them to come jerk off with you. That way, you wouldn't have to power dozens of computers all just surfing for porn.

    Ma always said I was full of great ideas....

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  88. Now compare it to the energy consumption of by Chas · · Score: 1

    Cryptocurrency.

    How much power has THAT sucked down in the past how many years?

    Enough to offset the cessation of incandescent bulb usage for 8-10 years?

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  89. This has zero environmental cost by ET3D · · Score: 1

    If Pornhub went away, if people stopped watching porn, it would not save any energy. They'd just go watch something else. Then we'd get 6 million kWh spent on watching Netflix or cat videos.

  90. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight ... if pornhub delivered videos at the same quality that Netflix does, and did is as efficiently, it would be equivalent to each user leaving a millionth of a lightbulb on for six months.

    This is an "environmental cost"?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To put it in perspective, they're saying each hour of porn consumes 4.5kJ - enough to raise the temperature of a litre of water by one degree C.

      So you can watch about 100 hours of porn for the same environmental cost as boiling a kettle.

      Except of course on your side, where you are burning probably at least 50W just by having your computer switched on.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, seriously, the act of wanking uses more energy than the act of transmitting porn.

  91. Re:... interpreted as unwanted sexual assault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The net effect of this "interpreted as unwanted sexual assault" is the risk women will pose in the workplace where they can 30 years later come up with stories of abuse, will be that women will need to be avoided. This means harder for them to get a job, or they will need to be segregated.
    If someone has a serious beef, why wait 30 years? Statues of limitations?

    What if men classify females nagging, whining, fickle whims, crying and hysteria as "unwanted sexual abuse" and get women fired for offenses in their teens?

    Working with women is like walking on eggshells, send the bitches home.

  92. 23 Billion people by SeriousTube · · Score: 1

    23 Billion people! That's amazing! Especially since there are only around 7 billion people in the world.

  93. Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Streaming isn't as efficient as downloading (although they're sort of the same thing really, it's what the user is doing that's different). Downloading and using local copies is more efficient. Streaming could be improved a lot with good robust caching strategies but you rarely see that in action.

  94. The energy consumption of porn is nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... compared to bitcoin. The cryptocurrency devours enough electricity to power Ireland for an entire year.... and with well over 5 million citizens, that's not exactly small potatoes.

    And keep in mind, that's JUST bitcoin. There are numerous other cryptocurrencies in existence.

  95. Thank God all the real problems are solved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the video of dogs pooping on the lawn saves the environment, but two people having sex ruins it? You might want to check your theory for logical flaws before you spend money on a study.

  96. Back to the... by GrahamJ · · Score: 1

    Wow that’s like 4.93 Deloreans.

  97. 1 Bitcoin by QlooQl · · Score: 1

    Isn't 11k lightbulbs like 1 bitcoin worth of power?

  98. Get up to date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For comparison, that's about the same amount of energy 11,000 light bulbs would use if left on for a year."
    The average light bulb does not consume 60 watts anymore. It's more like 69,500 60w equivalent LED bulbs left on for a year.

  99. Light Bulbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if those 11,000 light bulbs weren't plugged in? And what if they were used as sexual aids? And what if there was a viewing audience for 11,000 light bulbs used as sexual aids? And what if there were performers willing to use 11,000 light bulbs as sexual aids?

    I would like to sign up for this innovative and fascinating new Adult Service immediately!

  100. and another thing to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey it's not that bad.

    I was considering stalking. But with this update, I think I should turn pro.

  101. How that that an exception? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    Sure, there is some environmental impact to internet porn. But just as the impact of mainstream streaming video is lower than that of video rentals and purchased disks, the impact of streamed porn is lower. The preponderance of flesh-colored pixels doesn't change that.

  102. not 11,000: orders of magnitude more by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    5.9 GWh/8760 hours in a year is 673 MW = 6.7 million lightbulbs at 100 W each.