Slashdot Mirror


Google Starts Certificate Program To Fill Empty IT Jobs (axios.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: There are 150,000 open IT jobs in the U.S., and Google wants to make it easier to fill them. Today the company is announcing a certificate program on the Coursera platform to help give people with no prior IT experience the basic skills they need to get an entry-level IT support job in 8 to 12 months. Why it matters: Entry-level IT jobs are are typically higher-paying than similar roles in other fields. But they're harder to fill because, while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience. The median annual wage for a computer network support specialist was $62,670 in May 2016 The median annual wage for a computer user support specialist was $52,160 in May 2016. The impetus: Natalie Van Kleef Conley, head recruiter of Google's tech support program, was having trouble finding IT support specialists so she helped spearhead the certificate program. It's also part of Google's initiative to help Americans get skills needed to get a new job in a changing economy, the company told us.

222 comments

  1. Median annual wage? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

    Those salaries for entry-level positions seem inflated. Double reality, actually. Those wages will also decrease as the supply of applicants increase.

    1. Re:Median annual wage? by tommeke100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They didn't say "entry-level" when reporting wages. Those are median wages for "computer network support specialist" and "computer user support specialist". So not "my first job on User Support" wages.

    2. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is paying anyone $60,000 a year for help desk style work.

    3. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      live in the rural midwest. those are pipe dream numbers and $20-25k jobs in reality... with a 4-year degree and multiple certifications.

    4. Re:Median annual wage? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Depends on location. If the job is in Silly Valley, $60k is likely a minimum (not 100% sure, but given cost-of-living, $60k is pretty much poverty wages in the San Francisco Bay area.)

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    5. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this. this exactly. also location. perhaps it may be true for those in san fransisco where $60,000 might get you a 200 sq ft studio apartment. hard numbers for slary just don't fit. the article's author should omit salary details for this type of news.

    6. Re:Median annual wage? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Then again, $30k/yr in much of the Midwest can get you a nice house and a somewhat decent living. $30k/yr in any west-coast metro area (Portland, Seattle, SanFran, LA) might get you a spot to pitch a tent on Skid Row.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    7. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No joke. My job pays 13/hr for those same jobs.

    8. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Mod down.

    9. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in the Midwest (or Mountain West) you won't get that pay. You're more likely to get $15k/yr to start.

    10. Re:Median annual wage? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. Even Walmart pays $11/hr to start.

    11. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You get a nice house, but whose paying the 15k in health insurance(family of four) for a 30k a year job?

    12. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25-30K is normal

    13. Re:Median annual wage? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and the only real test you need to pass is the drug test.

    14. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to be borderline retarded to work for $60k in a technical job in the SF market. Probably some fat slob with justifiably no self esteem or personal life too.

    15. Re:Median annual wage? by dbwells · · Score: 1

      I think your second point is the more important one; the first is just conjecture. For your second point, I think you are right on. If Google can succeed at this, all they will have likely done is proven the jobs weren't highly skilled in the first place. If that's the basic truth, wages will fall due to market forces.

    16. Re:Median annual wage? by sdinfoserv · · Score: 2

      Depends on where - In Seattle, I pay my help desk position over $70K. Network engineers start at $80+.
      Of course you can't touch a house for under $600K, so paying IT people $100K isn't all that much.

    17. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 30k a year you can't afford a family of 4, so don't have one.

    18. Re:Median annual wage? by MindPrison · · Score: 2

      Yep, Olsmeister is actually right, 25-30k is actually the norm, even in Denmark and Sweden which is considered the richest countries in the world. How do I know? Well...I'm a 40+ something IT Helpdesk worker, and yes, that's what we get in one of the worlds biggest companies.

      Sorry if you had a blissful dream of riches, this is the real world. Anyone that says you get 50-70K for being an IT-Helpdesk coworker, is FULL OF BS - period!

      --
      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    19. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just tell them, hey, I got through college okay while doing drugs. What's the big deal? ;-)

    20. Re:Median annual wage? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      San Francisco yes, but head south to Silicon Valley where google is. Still extremely high housing costs but unlike San Francisco you will still have some money left at the end of the month. And yes, I know S.F. has become merely a new expensive residential suburb for those who work in Silicon valley.

    21. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A $30K salary was a good middle class income in the 1980s. Today, you cannot afford a decent house on $30k in the Midwest. Most good homes start around $250K. Maybe if you bought old and small, and it a rough neighborhood, you can get a house for less than $200K.

    22. Re:Median annual wage? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the point - no longer can companies rely on unlimited immigration so they (gasp!) train people to do them instead!

      Sure, wages will slip as the supply of workers increase, but that's possibly that wages have been rising faster than Google would like already due to various factors such as the cost of living in places where Google has brought in lots of overpaid workers already.hold.

    23. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Mod down. Again.

    24. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Mod down.

    25. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upper-middle.

    26. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT support specialists in Silicon Valley make $20

      Stopped reading there. That's below minimum wage, and fuck I am not HR but just the idea of anywhere near $20K for an IT specialist is ridiculous. You can't live in the Bay Area for that, even living in a trailer park and eating rice/beans.

    27. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minimum wage is $10/hr ($20K per year) in Silicon Valley. You have to drive three hours away to find a trailer park. Yes, sometimes you have to eat rice and beans while living with roommates for years to make ends meet. You seriously didn't think everyone in Silicon Valley was a newly minted millionaire?

    28. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Of course you can't touch a house for under $600K

      Yes you can, there's this thing called Sounder Southline, its commuter train, you buy a house ~10mins walk from the train stations in Sumner or Puyallup for a fraction of the cost.

      I work in Seattle and earn mid $70k, bought a house in Puyallup/South Hill (near two bus lines that goto the train station) 3 years ago for $200k'ish, company I work for offers an Orca card as a benefit, traveling to work costs me $240 a year because I leave the car at home.

    29. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minimum wage is $10.50 (13 in SF). About $22K/year.

      There are trailer parks in Fremont, CA and Mountain View CA (and elsewhere else in the are I'm sure, I'm just thinking of ones I've seen).

      Saying "people working IT in Silicon Valley earn more than minimum wage" doesn't at all suggest that everybody is a newly minted millionaire.

      In short, everything in your post was wrong and you know nothing of what you're talking about. It's too bad Slashdot allows obvious know-nothings to engage in what's theoretically a gathering of intelligent people.

    30. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minimum wage is $10.50 (13 in SF). About $22K/year.

      Excuse me for not being super ultra precise.

      There are trailer parks in Fremont, CA and Mountain View CA (and elsewhere else in the are I'm sure, I'm just thinking of ones I've seen).

      Mobile home parks are not trailer parks. If you want to park your trailer in Silicon Valley, you need to go out Hollister, Modesto or Sacramento.

      Saying "people working IT in Silicon Valley earn more than minimum wage" doesn't at all suggest that everybody is a newly minted millionaire.

      There's a perception that you have to be a "newly minted" millionaire to live in Silicon Valley. The reality is that not everyone gets to join a startup much less win the startup lotto.

      In short, everything in your post was wrong and you know nothing of what you're talking about.

      I lived in Silicon Valley before it was called Silicon Valley. I've seen the orchards go away. I've seen the canneries go away. I've seen the trailer parks go away. Heck, I've seen the drive-ins go away.

      It's too bad Slashdot allows obvious know-nothings to engage in what's theoretically a gathering of intelligent people.

      You're thinking Reddit. Slashdot is the shithole of the Internet.

    31. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a perception "

      Another creimer favorite: pretending to know what people perceive.

      " The reality is that not everyone gets to join a startup much less win the startup lotto."

      No, but North American Toothless IT Sasquatches rooting through garbage cans look for discarded lotto tickets.

      " I've seen the drive-ins go away."

      That must have hurt; all the other things going away only involved fruit.

      "You're thinking Reddit."

      Another creimsquatch favorite: assuming what other people are thinking. Get your own thinking sorted out first.

      "Slashdot is the shithole of the Internet."

      Yet you don't seem to want to leave, Dumbus Fattus.

    32. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Mod down.

    33. Re:Median annual wage? by greenwow · · Score: 1

      Not true. We're paying almost six figures for customer-facing help desk jobs, and here in Seattle we can't find people. Dealing with Windows problems is tough and takes a lot of experience. The combination of problems created by Windows is huge, and take a lot of experience to figure-out. To be fair, since we have several locations in Microsoft builds, we have to support MSIE 6 so that is worse than most people have.

    34. Re:Median annual wage? by sound+vision · · Score: 2

      $11/hr may work out to less than $15k/yr depending on how many hours you work. (In retail, it's almost never full-time.) Not everyone can work at Wal Mart, anyway - did you forget about the thousands of employees they laid off on the same day they announced the wage increase? The increase is nice for the people who are able to luck out with a Wal-Mart job - yes, luck out. The majority of people employed in retail do not work at Wal Mart, and the going rate for those jobs is still $8/hr where I live. And Wal-Mart is far from the only retailer cutting jobs like mad recently.

    35. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should make them remote positions. I live in Virginia and there's nothing around out past a 2 hour commute.

      I gave up IT. I now am going to work as an innkeeper for a couple Bnbs.

      Fuck the tech world. I'm out. Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty.

    36. Re:Median annual wage? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a huge PITA to go through every day. How would you keep from just offing yourself?

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    37. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL thinking every AC is creimertard LMAO

    38. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's still a large drive in in San Jose and a quick Google shows a bunch of mobile homes in the SV (and anyway, of course in normal English "mobile homes" is interchangeable with "trailer park").

      And WTF? Startup lottos? Nobody works IT for minimum wage in SV, it isn't affordable even if such a low wage did happen, and you are just diving off on a tangent abot lottos and how old you are because you're full of shit and trying to deflect the subject. You know nothing about the subject you're telling people about, so why are you talking?

      Maybe there is some other subject you have had success in? Talk about those areas instead, when they come up on Slashdot.

    39. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO thinking every AC is creimertard ROFL

    40. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. Just because you are too stupid to ask for more or get a job that pays a decent salary, don't think your job experience is typical. And don't give me this sob story about how it is a government job and the pay shit. Maybe that flies in Topeka, Kansas, but city and county IT jobs in Silicon Valley pay well.

    41. Re:Median annual wage? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Those wages will also decrease as the supply of applicants increase.

      Yeah, that's Google's plan. Why do you think Google and every other tech giant is pushing so hard for everyone to learn CS?

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    42. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well in addition to his salary he has a number of small business ventures. His latest YouTube video, for instance, already has seven views.

    43. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in extremely rural areas.

    44. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I especially can't wait for his technology videos. I saw him use a 90 degree headphone adapter on his laptop. I wonder what other tips and tricks he has, I feel we can learn a lot from creimer.

    45. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I especially can't wait for his technology videos.

      Please lord jesus yes give me tech reviews by creimer.
      I'd also really enjoy some anime reviews

    46. Re: Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was surprising about the headphone adapter video was the search volume for "audio cable sticking out". When creating search friendly videos, sometimes what people search for doesn't always make sense.

    47. Re:Median annual wage? by dougg76 · · Score: 1

      That will come out to at least 2 hours door to door each way, that is four hours traveling per day. While you can do some work on the train, most employers don't really want to count that time against your eight hours of office time.

      --
      I laugh at inappropriate times.
    48. Re:Median annual wage? by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      Um... ya, that's close to TaCompton....what the locals call Tacoma. Highest crime rates the State. There's a reason houses are affordable there....

  2. They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I tried to get a it job, but even being trained at college i was stuck at a supermarket job now i’m unemployed.

    1. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to get a it job, but even being trained at college i was stuck at a supermarket job now i’m unemployed.

      You should probably move. Perhaps to a place with IT jobs.

    2. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, move. The first job I landed after college was 1000 miles away. After some experience, I was able to find a job where I wanted to live instead.

      Or work in a supermarket. Those are everywhere.

    3. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit Whining. You're just useless. Face it.

    4. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are thousands of IT jobs where I live, according to every job board. Of course 99% of those jobs are fake H1B visa scam postings, and the remaining 1% are earmarked for internal promotion purposes only. Perhaps you should wake up to the real world where there isn't any place with IT jobs.

    5. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ridicule now, but as soon as you turn 30, you will be too old for tech, bro.

    6. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm 42 and have no trouble finding work. A couple of my coworkers have kids my age.

    7. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bwahahaha...
      rent/housing/healthcare/local taxes...
      You can be retired, in a different country, maybe...

    8. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I can understand this argument if you live in some small town somewhere, but if the economy is truly healthy there should be IT jobs in every major city in the US. Wasn't this supposed to be the great career for kids of the 90's to go into?

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    9. Re:They outsourced them all to India by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that we have open jobs that can be work from home and we don't care where in the world you live. Most in the $150k/year range. We don't have too many $50k jobs available, though.

    10. Re:They outsourced them all to India by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Well ... where do you live ?

    11. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say you have open jobs but it doesn't mean you're hiring. Why aren't you hiring?

    12. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a "kid of the 90's" and live in a small city that currently has around 10,000 IT jobs open according to linkedin. Open jobs aren't the problem. Employers are bitterly holding on to recession policies.

      I interviewed for a security analyst position that required a bachelor's degree, two years of experience, and knowledge of Linux, Windows server, Cisco, Juniper, VoIP, and a number of other domains. Knowledge solely being defined as what certs you have. Of course they preferred a CISSP, CCNP, and MCSE. When the interview was over and it appeared that I had the job, they said it started at $35,000 and had mandatory 24/7 on-call.

      That is typical of many job openings for people in the early stage of their careers. They want the world and pay half market rate. One HR person that I talked to said they do this because they can. Another said it was because she expected applicants to lie and that no one could have time to get those kinds of qualifications, so anyone that did apply deserved far less compensation. My autism-spectrum brain hurt on hearing that, but what am I going to do, tell the HR person who decides if I get the job that she is acting immorally and irrationally?

    13. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lives in Russia.

    14. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not always practical or feasible.

    15. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When the job board has jobs:

      Most are made up by contract agencies so Kumar has a list of people he can call when he finds some 3 month contract in some bumfuck area of the US, paying $10 an hour, with no moving comp. Oh, it requires a CCIE or MCSE level person.

      From there, you get the contract agencies advertising jobs in their own town, thinking people will move. No, if I live in Houston, I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a Plano job advertised as a local item.

      Then, you get the bogus recruiters. The ones that want to find out where you work, so they can send your boss a note that you are looking to leave, and can the recruiter hire someone to replace you. Yes, I personally had that happen.

      Then you have the places that will "interview" you with bogus job prospects, then start hard-selling you on their interview practice lessons for $1000 a week.

      From there, you get the positions offered because a company has to offer them in public. In reality, they have someone in mind already selected, and you will just be wasting your time.

      Now you are down at the actual prospects. The jobs that require a TS/SCI clearance. Well, unless you kept yours up after military service, you won't have one, and companies are not going to spend the time to clear you.

      Then come the jobs that require a CISSP or top tier certs.

      Then come, you get the positions with high turnover. Places where you get hired, and three months later, you are running for the door, or are shown the door. The DevOps job where the PM is a true narcissistic psychopath that demands stand-up meetings that run for hours, and then fires people because they are not getting any work done. Or the manager that wants another H-1B, so keeps asking people to do tasks with no budget, and when something breaks, they get tossed.

      As for real jobs? Good luck. Those are found through friends and acquaintances.

    16. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did this... got a job offer at a big company, had everything cleared out, moved. Found my first day that the manager didn't have authority for the req, so my job actually never was a thing.

    17. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serious question: what qualifications do you require and where do I apply? I'm a middle aged American with a BS in Physics who has been unemployed for a long time. My resume is always circular filed, and after six months without employment no one will give you an interview.

      I'm looking for any entry level job.

    18. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, if you are Swiss or of the Saud lineage.

      The tech industry has many clueless people who are good at running their mouths, and get positions. If you are good, you wind up having people either scared of you, or just plain jealous... and even those people may be imbecilic at tech, they know damn well the exact spot between the ribs and shoulder blades to stab.

      Oh, and sizzle means more than steak. I am learning that right now. I have a business proposal I am shopping around with a prototype product. The VC guys tell me that if it doesn't deal with Bitcoin, blockchains, or cryptocurrency, to go shove off. I might go crowdsource things, but I rather do the job right.

    19. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for real jobs? Good luck. Those are found through friends and acquaintances.

      I'm an IT nerd; I don't have friends or acquaintances, you insensitive clod!

    20. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'd like to ask this serious question as well. I do almost everything and I'd work for $150k per year in an instant if it was stable; meaning I would be guaranteed of having the job for 5 years or more.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    21. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      they said it started at $35,000

      I got an offer like that once for a job out on the east coast for a senior position with all sorts of specialized knowledge. I laughed at the recruiter and they asked if that was a good offer. My response was that it was a fucking terrible offer as I make over 3x that now and live in an area with 1/2 the cost of living.

      --
      Time to offend someone
    22. Re:They outsourced them all to India by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      If you want to be guaranteed of having a job for 5 years or more, I recommend looking outside the US. Even CEOs don't get a guarantee like that.

      --
      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    23. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well I'm a Russian IT nerd; friends and acquaintances don't have me!

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    24. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      That was my experience in Pennsylvania as well; east coast plus rust belt with all of the ridiculousness that implies.

      I tend to receive many e-mails from foreign-sounding recruiters for very short-term contracts in strange locations like Arizona or Wyoming. The "interview" that's really a sales pitch for vo-tech only happened when I was right out of college. They kept calling until I bluffed them into thinking I was an attorney with a C&D on file.

      Several more years into my career, I'm convinced that most "unfilled positions" are the high turnover type you mentioned. I had a run of those when I left a stalled public sector career. Some of them even whined about how hard it was to find good help but it wasn't "the help" holding them back.

      From another post further down:
      "The tech industry has many clueless people who are good at running their mouths, and get positions. If you are good, you wind up having people either scared of you, or just plain jealous... and even those people may be imbecilic at tech, they know damn well the exact spot between the ribs and shoulder blades to stab."

      I found that to be very true. You're supposed to sell yourself in an interview and then, on the job, act as dumb as everybody else. You can't make suggestions for improvement or quietly do better in your own little corner. It's warped. Contract work doesn't pay well enough for me to be unemployed a few months between episodes.

      Pretty much every time I look at an offer now, I get cold feet because I see so many warning flags. Development in particular is just awful these days. It used to be you had to know a language and maybe an OS or IDE. Now it's the framework du jour and other conditions that are basically set up for failure before you even start. They get a lot of people who don't understand what's going on at a lower level so many real solutions are immediately forbidden and then they're worked up that problems aren't resolved.

      My favorite question these days is to see their style guide (I refuse to call it a code "standard" because it never is - it's an arbitrary set of selectively enforced typing patterns). Lots of places brag about having one...but none of them will actually show it to a prospective hire. So you arrive for your first day and find out everything's in Esperanto with reverse camel casing and a thousand build dependencies that aren't documented anywhere and now you're stuck. No thanks.

      With stories I've heard from people I know on Google interviews, non-Indians need not apply for starters. They also seem to ask, in very thick accents, esoteric questions that just don't have any bearing on the job. I mean, look at the low quality beta software Google churns out and APIs that can't stay compatible between minor revisions. You can't tell me that was designed by somebody firing on all cylinders, let alone our industry's best and brightest.

    25. Re:They outsourced them all to India by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Pro-Tip: Get the salary range for a position up front. Don't waste your time applying for positions you would never accept.

    26. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well what's the point of switching then? I have that guarantee where I am now.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    27. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that fine grammar is any indication of the skillset you're bringing to the table, I can understand why you didn't make it.

    28. Re: They outsourced them all to India by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      I'd be very interested to learn more about the jobs you might have on offer.

    29. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I knew a person that got hired and moved, and then found out that the contract he was to work on fell through when he got there. The truth is, often once you factor in the mortgage, commuting time and costs, and risks like these, there are very few jobs that actually provide enough of a margin to make it worthwhile to move.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    30. Re:They outsourced them all to India by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      99% of those jobs are fake H1B visa scam postings, and the remaining 1% are earmarked for internal promotion purposes only.

      THIS, a thousand times THIS! Anyone who has ever had to look for work in a city where they don't have any contacts can tell you that job postings are beyond worthless. People see all those postings and think that means that there are plenty of real jobs available. But almost none of those postings are real jobs that a person on the street can actually apply for and get. The days when companies posted real jobs and hired in good faith from the resulting applicants are as long gone as the days of rotary phones and cigarette machines.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    31. Re: They outsourced them all to India by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Here's 866 of them as of today. Jobs Search

    32. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that we have open jobs that can be work from home and we don't care where in the world you live. Most in the $150k/year range. We don't have too many $50k jobs available, though.

      Can you please tell me where I can look at and apply for these jobs?

  3. Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I guarantee it's not Houston.

    Skilled workers with years of experience have trouble getting positions with those kinds of wages here, much less entry level stuff.

    --
    The preceding post was not a Slashvertisement.
    1. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Nobody is making those salaries with an online certificate and zero experience.

    2. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, there are a couple of verifiable facts. Google does have some kind of certification program of an online nature. Axios.com is hosting a story about IT Jobs and Google. And Kim Hart got the Bi-Line for the story. It must be its first day on the job, because there is no reference to facts. So this article is Bull Shit.

    3. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Energy sector too a hit in H-Town. That, combined with companies wanting full enterprise support and knowledge on the cheap. Those companies can fail, and fail alone. Don't waste my time.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    4. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people with an accredited college degree and a couple years experience who aren't making *half* that, either. Speaking specifically for Houston, I know a guy who worked on decently complex contracts for years, but the market has gotten so shitty that he's having to sell laptops at Best Buy. I spoke to another guy who used to work for (was it Sun?) designing compute clusters for the energy companies - good money needless to say - now he's doing end-user support for $10/hr. Hope he's got parents to move back in with...

      It's not that there isn't work to do, I don't think that's what is making the market shitty. There's been a lot of other causes given in this thread, but I'll add a couple.
      I've seen well-paying positions held by grossly incompetent people. Like, storing all your users' passwords in a Word document incompetent. This person got the position by sucking dick, for lack of a better analogy. (Actually, that's a pretty good analogy.) She belongs in a job where social skills are the most relevant - secretary, waitress, shift supervisor. There are competent, skilled people who can't get into that seat because it's being occupied by a bullshitter. And the employer - if they do realize the situation - their response is usually to add a long list of credentials the next time they make a job posting. And then they wonder why nobody paying off a Bachelor's degree will accept a $27k salary. That is when they start looking at outsourcing... yes, sometimes they find a better bullshitter from India, but not always. US-based IT outsourcing is bad too, and it's big here in Houston. When you work through an outsourcing company, instead of directly for whoever needs the IT... That makes *two* layers of management overhead per IT job. That comes out of the worker's salary.

      So you get these companies that oscillate between hiring based on nothing but "gut feeling" and ending up with idiots... and having an unrealistic level of credentials required for the pay they are giving. Many of them just say "fuck it, I'll get someone else to do the hiring". None of it is good for the workers, or running an efficient/productive business.

    5. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. I work in a small county in California, government job. We live hours from the bay, and much lower costs of living, can actually buy a house on our salaries. We can't find anyone to hire for our IT pro positions that doesn't lie on resume, or not show up, or deletes the lines off the resume that refer to completely different companies than ours, or even does a basic spellcheck on the resume, or come to interview and say things like "an IP address is a number like 501.991.11.551.901." And these are only the ones that get past the HR dept. Seriously, we've had like 4 rounds of hiring, and weren't able to find a single applicant that wasn't complete crap. Heck, someone who just says "I don't know" in answer to the questions would be a huge improvement.
      We'd hire at $50,000 for someone who had the google cert, zero experience and is willing to learn the rest of the job and put in some dedication to it.

      And I'm sure we aren't alone, and I bet many private organizations would pay more.

    6. Re: Where are these jobs they covered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well your HR dept is the key here. If you do have an HR dept, and let it filter the candidates, no qualified resume is missing the basket. First thing you want is to bypass your HR department. That's what recruiters are for.

    7. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I guess that sums Houston up in general.

      I worked at a place where one of the more powerful building management positions was granted to a woman who slept her way into that position - and everyone knew it due to the martial splits and unions formed from it.

      Despite having done rather advanced work with automation systems, manufacturing, communications, systems administration and desktop support for years I spent two years marginally employed as rent-a-scab. I moved in with my grandparents for that time period just to make it.

      I've come to the conclusion ability will keep you employed - mostly. Sucking dick will eventually land you a fat salary and a Porsche. Being the aspie that I am I'm sticking with ability, I don't think I'm capable of the level of brow-nosing required to really get ahead.

      --
      The preceding post was not a Slashvertisement.
    8. Re: Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      This guy is dead on. HR departments like to check boxes that have things to do with race, gender, and maybe even schools and hobbies that HR people are emotionally attached to. It has little to do with who can do the job.

      --
      The preceding post was not a Slashvertisement.
    9. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Energy sector has taken a hit repeatedly while I've lived here. What really sucks is the energy sector and HP taking a hit all at the same time - that's part of why I spent two years marginally employed. I helped to deploy the system at Shell that replaced me and HP dumped half their people at the same time, not to mention not enough time had passed since Enron. When Houston dumps techs on the market they do it all at once.

      --
      The preceding post was not a Slashvertisement.
    10. Re: Where are these jobs they covered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh..yup!! About right. When it comes to Houston and the energy market among Fortune 500s and beyond, itâ(TM)s always feast or famine. Stability is near non-existent. As someone whom works in IT and lived in Houston for over 30 years, Iâ(TM)ve learned that working for small to medium businesses is far more reliable in terms of employment. It pays the bills enough to keep a roof over my head and well fed.

  4. Job Requirements by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

    Ability to tell users to restart their system, reset passwords and unlock accounts, and how to delete an OST file.

    --
    The millennial that doesn't like most of the stuff designed for millennials.
    1. Re: Job Requirements by Monster_user · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is $50,00 a year median.

      If you can write Microsoft SQL, Oracle SQL, AutoIT, Visual Basic, Batch, Powershell and Bash scripts, create, deploy, and troubleshoot GPOs, maintain the antivirus solution and detect and report false negatives, deploy and maintain virtualization infrastructure, manage DNS, troubleshoot email issues, and troubleshoot phone wriring, that nets you an extra $10k.

    2. Re: Job Requirements by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

      $50000? I am only getting $32000

      --
      The millennial that doesn't like most of the stuff designed for millennials.
    3. Re: Job Requirements by DeBaas · · Score: 2

      $50000? I am only getting $32000

      Maybe yoy need a negotiation course

      --
      ---
    4. Re: Job Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine these jobs are the ones reached when complex help needed:
      Caller: I have a new Win10 notebook and it can't see my network.
      Tech: Try power off then on
      Caller: I did that before.
      Tech: Is the nework cable pluged in?
      Caller: Yes, I do have internet.
      Tech: Maybe you need a new cable.
      Caller: Can I get someone who can help, where are you located, what's your name?
      Tech: Umm... Bill, or just call me Ted
      Caller: ?

    5. Re: Job Requirements by sound+vision · · Score: 0

      You might negotiate yourself right out of the job. There's plenty of other people out there - credentialed, experienced people - who would gladly take an end-user support job for $32k.
      Don't believe the cooked books that we are at "full employment" - there's plenty of competent people who are on the sidelines now, getting left out of that statistic. Workforce participation is at an all-time low, and even if the BLS has decreed that people unemployed for 3 months are not looking for work.... they are. If you even got to the point of negotiating pay, consider yourself lucky. There's a whole stack of resumes on the desk next to yours, and the HR guy has no problem tossing you out as soon as you give any indication you might not be the most grateful.

  5. And if we're lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it'll be 150,001 open jobs when they finally realize creimer spends his "work" days shitposting his tiresome personal trivia on Slashdot!

    1. Re:And if we're lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you exceed your daily numbers each day, no one cares how you kill your time in between tickets and/or assignments.

    2. Re:And if we're lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris, why aren't you looking for a promotion or better pay if you're such a success machine?

      Or are you addicted to shitposting and being sub-par?

      One wonders why management consistently keeps you in the same spot with such amazing performance, Chris.

      Maybe they've safely contained you and no one else wants a shambolic drooling sasquatch in their department?

    3. Re:And if we're lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimertard. Mod down.

  6. What happened to on-the-job training? by Comboman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience.

    At one time, companies would actually do on-the-job training to fill these kinds of positions. The employee was grateful for the opportunity and would stick with the company. The company would realize the investment they had made in the employee and keep them around. After decades of down-sizing, out-sourcing and job-hopping; I guess there's not enough trust on either side for that to work now.

    --
    Support Right To Repair Legislation.
    1. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened was companies would spend time and money training someone only to have that person leave and go work elsewhere.

    2. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think on the job training has been replaced with a subscription to Lynda if it exists at all.

    3. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So millennials are to blame is what you are saying.

    4. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happened was companies would spend time and money training someone only to have that person leave and go work elsewhere.

      That's what happens when you hire managers too fucking stupid to understand the concept of contractually securing an employee for a reasonable amount of time after an investment is made.

      Obviously it's cheaper for a company to be afforded the flexibility of laying off IT staff any time they want. Can't have it both ways, so companies should stop bitching unless they're willing to secure their investment, which provides a benefit for all parties involved.

    5. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So in other words at some point it got too hard for companies to both train people AND provide enough incentive to stay. Cry me a river. You should be paying to retain the employees you train and the ones that still leave are called expected business expense.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    6. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience.

      At one time, companies would actually do on-the-job training to fill these kinds of positions. The employee was grateful for the opportunity and would stick with the company. The company would realize the investment they had made in the employee and keep them around. After decades of down-sizing, out-sourcing and job-hopping; I guess there's not enough trust on either side for that to work now.

      I'm not sure what reality you belong to, but in this one, no company has ever on-the-job trained IT employees from scratch. Why? Because IT requires specific cognitive performance. Taking a full shot in the dark is not worth the gamble. Why do you think Indian IT is so rife with low performers?

      If you're talking about zero-skill, follow the script type jobs, well I'll grant you that, but that type of training is worthless beyond the immediate employment.

    7. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I think part of the problem is that investing in a business is supposed to be risky, but it seems that investors forget this and then put pressure on the business to omit any kind of risk. This is turn causes things like not being willing to train people because they might leave, and people get less interested in the IT industry as a whole. It's always the same fucking race to the bottom when it comes to big money.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    8. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      For IT it really helps to have some theoretical understanding of systems, networks and basic CS stuff. It also helps to have educational networks to play on.

      From the sound of TFA they get on-the-job training after that.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    9. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by jittles · · Score: 1

      while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience.

      At one time, companies would actually do on-the-job training to fill these kinds of positions. The employee was grateful for the opportunity and would stick with the company. The company would realize the investment they had made in the employee and keep them around. After decades of down-sizing, out-sourcing and job-hopping; I guess there's not enough trust on either side for that to work now.

      I'm about to go to a meeting with a company that does still offer on the job training. And they'll cover the cost any additional training you want to seek out as long as you actually receive the training off the clock.

    10. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by swb · · Score: 1

      Corporations would really prefer the gig economy, with all employees coming in pre-trained and ready to work on a specific project that already has its own end date. This eliminates the costs of benefits, taxes and other longer term liabilities.

      They already successfully socialized the costs of training. Their allies in the college administration racket helped make a worthless college degree a pre-requisite for employment while still sticking potential employees on a treadmill for equally expensive and worthless product certifications.

      I'd like to go back to corporations doing on the job training, but this really requires corporations to view investing in "employees" as something they want.

    11. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The training investment is sometimes impossible, especially when there is nobody available to do the training in a small shop. Also, if you invest 1,000 hours of a trainee's time plus 500 hours of an experienced person, you have effectively paid your new hire's wages for a year and likely netted about three months of useful work. If said trainee either quits or demands a 20% raise after that point, the investment has been thrown away-- they don't start to really "pay back" the training until around the end of the second year... and you are still at risk of them quitting, even if you pay a reasonable salary.

      It is easier for big companies and big offices to support training. To solve your immediate need, you hire four people, do most of their training at the same time, and let them fight for a job after the first year. You keep doing this continuously.

      The reason it might make sense for Google to do it with an outside "certification program" is that they can write off any investment, and they don't have labor obligations like healthcare to worry about.

    12. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I think part of the problem is that investing in a business is supposed to be risky, but it seems that investors forget this and then put pressure on the business to omit any kind of risk. This is turn causes things like not being willing to train people because they might leave, and people get less interested in the IT industry as a whole. It's always the same fucking race to the bottom when it comes to big money.

      Not investing in employees isn't a gamble; it's a death sentence.

      If any company fails to understand that basic concept and make wise decisions regarding their most valuable asset, then fuck 'em. They deserve what they get.

    13. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I think most companies understand this but the investors simply don't care, and companies must do as the investors say. Managing the growth paths of employees is work, and investors don't want to work they want to make money.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    14. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you contractually secure an employee? It's not like you can prevent them from quitting and accepting another position somewhere else.

      If the company paid for external training, then you could include a clause that an employee must pay it back if they don't stay around for X amount of time, but there's nothing you can do about experience gained on the job.

      If you want employees to stick around you have to offer them a better deal than the guy next door.

    15. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, people that require on the job training are usually hired into junior roles where it works more like an apprenticeship. The apprentice works side by side with the master to learn how to do a particular task and is then expected to be able to complete that task going forward. Over time the apprentice learns more and more skills until he is able to work independently from the master. The apprentice should be doing productive work immediately even if it's relatively simple tasks.

      Whether or not someone sticks around is something you can't totally control. The work still needs to be done, so you're going to have to find someone to do it. Ideally that would be someone already fully trained, but if you can't find such a person what are your options?

    16. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what I am finding. I see jobs advertised as "entry level" IT or helpdesk, where they want a full slate of certs in place: Microsoft, Apple, Cisco, VMWare, etc. Those must be the decoy jobs targeted for internal candidates.

      My anecdotal observation is that outsourcing and automation, cloud apps, self-service support, etc. has greatly diminished the sheer number of IT people needed, while simultaneously reducing the salaries. In other words, my starting salary as an IT novice in the 90s is about what most of these jobs are offering NOW. With greater complexity and more layers of things to break.

    17. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To solve your immediate need, you hire four people, do most of their training at the same time, and let them fight for a job after the first year. You keep doing this continuously."

      Geez, these are IT people not sales! This sound like a good way to rack up the negative reviews on Glassdoor.

    18. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because those companies would hire people like that cheap, and a couple of years of experience and cost of living wage increases later, those people realized that they were making considerably less than new hires with the same level of experience they had. So it's no wonder they jump ship.

      Or to put it simply, if you hire new grads for $40k, and pay someone with three years experience $60k, don't be surprised that someone you hired at $40k and are paying $45k three years later jumps ship...

  7. Tons on jobs in coal now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All the laid off guys in my town now have jobs in the mine thanks to Trump!

    1. Re:Tons on jobs in coal now by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      All the laid off guys in my town now have jobs in the mine thanks to Trump!

      Then they all have something to look forward to later in life.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  8. Probation periods would help by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 0

    Hire the person on a probation period and make it clear to them that they're being evaluated for attitude and talent for the job. If they don't hold up, fire them. No one is going to fault Google if they have a high turn over rate because they gave someone a year to go from just-in-the-door to fully functional junior employee and their attitude or total lack of ability made them a bad fit.

    Funny thing too. This would probably get you a hell of a lot more of those "underrepresented minorities" that Google has a perpetual hard-on for hiring.

  9. Re: great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man your reading comprehension sucks. This is Google creating a cert to claim someone knows basic entry-level stuff in hopes other companies will bother recognizing it in some sort of fashion.

  10. And now we see the results by Kohath · · Score: 1

    This is why H1Bs need to be limited. Companies need workers. For medium skilled positions, companies could either import foreign labor or find a way to source that labor in the US. Make it more expensive and uncertain to import foreign labor and it begins to make financial sense for companies to train Americans for these jobs.

    It’s just too bad the government education system fails to provide Americans with these skills. People in other countries get a better return on their tax money spent on education.

    1. Re:And now we see the results by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Taxing a corporation or consulting firm $250k/yr per H1-B (on top of salary, recruiter fees, and whatever they paid to import said H1-Bs) would rinse out actual need (versus undercutting the job market) *very* quickly, and reduce the purple squirrel job descriptions to boot.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    2. Re: And now we see the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it will push jobs offshore where it's cheaper than both American wages and the H1B plus tax option. Don't think for a second Indians and chiense won't do it cheaper from those countries.

      US wages are unsustainably high for full global unrestricted capitalism.

    3. Re: And now we see the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it will push jobs offshore where it's cheaper than both American wages and the H1B plus tax option.

      Half of the Europe will be cheaper than US.
      Look at all those IT centers in the eastern half of Europe. Prague, Bratislava, Budapest, Bucarest, Warsaw, Krakow

  11. Quick Details View by Mishra100 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wish the article went into a quick view of the details. For anyone that doesn't want to look into it:

    * Expectation is that you are giving 8-10 hours a week for 8 months to achieve the certification
    * This is a subscription based service at $49/month
    * You can apply for financial aid for the courses you are taking to relieve the cost burden
    * Once you achieve the certification, then you will receive job seeking aid from Google/Coursera

    1. Re:Quick Details View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is a subscription based service at $49/month

      There it is! Still beats the hell out of a four degree and no experience.

    2. Re:Quick Details View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's 64-80 hours of training. Who is going to employ somebody with so little training and no experience?

      You may as well just pull somebody off the street and give them the job.

    3. Re:Quick Details View by bluelip · · Score: 1

      You should check out Coursera's Math courses.

      It's ~300hrs; still not worth much. Might as well hire the old Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert

      --

      Yep, I never spell check.
      More incorrect spellings can be found he
    4. Re:Quick Details View by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      The vague part: "will receive job seeking aid from Google/Coursera".

  12. Re: great by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    This is Google creating a cert to claim someone knows basic entry-level stuff in hopes other companies will bother recognizing it in some sort of fashion.

    This is actually a valid opinion. I can see it starting as a trial balloon of sorts, to see if taking over a cert (therefore taking over mindshare) is worthwhile for the big "G".

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  13. Not a fan of vendor only prpgrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I donâ(TM)t like this for the same reason I didnâ(TM)t like the MCSE mills of a decade ago. Itâ(TM)s going to give people false expectations of a high paying job when the reality is no matter how educated or certified you are you have to learn by doing and that means working at an entry level job for a bit. Some may be promoted in 6 months others may sit at help desk for a few years but you have to gain experience and trust before you get real access and responsibility that comes with a high wage.

    1. Re:Not a fan of vendor only prpgrams by rmullig2 · · Score: 0

      MCSE was more like two decades ago and they were promising 60-70K back then. I think the salary expectations may be a bit on the high side here depending on location but nowhere near as bad as a lot of these trade schools offer.

  14. The entry level job was eliminated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking that the IT support jobs were not actually entry level. The entry level job was the call center from which people would move on and up from. But the call center got eliminated, which is like removing the bottom rungs of a ladder.

  15. Re: great by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    Yes, we can return to 2001 where any warm body can an A+ or Network+ or whatever after a week in "boot camp" and than we will know they are capable ready to help run the business with little oversight....

    Oh wait that failed back than, just it and past few years of code academy nonsense is going to fail now.

    --
    Repeal the 17th Amendment TODAY! Also Please Read http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.html
  16. Having trouble *finding* them? by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't look in the usual places e.g. SV, SF
    Have you looked in the basement?

    Better yet, have you looked in abandoned properties, condemned buildings, former crackhouses, houses razed or burnt and slated for demolition, or even checked the basement with infrared scanners that locate heat signatures?

    --
    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
    1. Re:Having trouble *finding* them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We looked in the basements, but the nerd hermits we found there were old and bitter. We need young and naive.

    2. Re:Having trouble *finding* them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overheard from a routine police drive-by:

      Yes, I see something on the scanner! Oh, wait-

      It's just his laptop; he left it on -- the nerd! /* waves to squad FALSE ALARM
       
      Squad enters dark room; point man checks laptop

      He was checking out criagslist w4m, the PERV /* cocks weapon, looks alert around in the dark

  17. Suspect by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    I would not be surprised if these programs involve micro-aggression spotting and other new age indoctrination weird stuff.

    --
    Brought to you by Carl's Junior.
  18. IT is VocTech. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is on par for the course with electricians and plumbers. The problem is in the 90-00s "VocTech" became a dirty word and *everyone* had to go to college.

    This left a massive gap of people to fill that portion of industry which has been backfilled by H1Bs.

    1. Re:IT is VocTech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody in their right mind wants to do IT.

    2. Re:IT is VocTech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to hire the crazies who want to do IT.

    3. Re:IT is VocTech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing IT for years.
      Love IT!

    4. Re:IT is VocTech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ich bin ein nerd.

  19. Re: great by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    You're right - it crashed hard. Certs have also become so worthless in tech that you rarely bother seeing a requirement for one nowadays. The only certs I see with any visibility (and possible worth in any industry) are the hilarious HR SHRM certifications and the occasional PMP (...and why that isn't dead by now I'll never guess.)

    That said, I figure this could be a trial by Google to see if it has any worth at all, to maybe resurrect the viability (and more importantly, money-making potential) for a certification that they control.

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  20. Any Real Google Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After RTFA, I cannot find any link to Google or its certification program.

    Anyone have that?

  21. Make sure to mention you're female by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much better chance you're getting hired.

  22. There are two things they could try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two things they could try:
    1) Put an ad in the paper or online for computer people
    2) hire those people

    I'm always amazed by these companies "we can't get any help" and an infinitesimally smaller look reveals:
    We interviewed over 200,000 people with Bachelors or higher degrees in CS and couldn't find anyone suitable for our specific needs and requirements.

    1. Re:There are two things they could try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We couldn't find any handicapped black jewish lesbians with masters degrees will to work for $12 an hour! Why can't we fill these positions?

      The land of H.R. departments, where filling in demographic checkmarks far outweighs ability based hiring.

  23. Re:great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    name ONE.

  24. Re:great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ajit Pai

  25. I call crap on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I worked in IT for a long time, then I took a year break to travel. Then I started searching for a job six months ago. Most job postings lately for non-programming/non-networking IT jobs, want a ridiculous amount of experience, something that even my 10 years of time at Amazon doing everything under the sun never got me. Then the other part is, most of these jobs are contract jobs, any directly hired by real companies are usually being filled by internal candidates. Or the jobs that are available, like the contract ones with the India based firms, want to completely under pay you, and the recruiters talk to you in a very crappy tone. I personally have a burning dislike of the India based firms, due to experience with them over the last six months and would personally love to see them outlawed.

    1. Re:I call crap on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in IT for a long time, then I took a year break to travel. Then I started searching for a job six months ago.

      You ended your career by being unemployed for 18 months. You will never work again. Hope you have savings, rich relatives, or are happy living the welfare life in public housing on food stamps.

    2. Re:I call crap on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He will have to take a contract job a bellow rate (not terrible prob 10%). I did the same thing a year ago. Worth it.

      Try to find the recruiters with American staffs. They are more willing to get you good rates. Also put your junk up on dice. I went from 100 out with 2 callbacks to them calling me pretty much every other day. Now a lot of them quit talking as soon as I told them my bellow market rates.

      Try robert half, tek systems, ettain, and the select group. I had pretty good luck with them in the NC area. That list will be different depending on the area you live in.

      Also right now put emphasis on cloud stacks, linux, python, and typescript. Those are the current hot ones. If they talk about VB6 being current thank them for their time and move on then make it clear to the recruiter you do not do VB6. Stay away from the dead techs. That includes pretty much all of MS tech stack.

      99% of the recruiter gig is try before you buy. If they dont like they just let it run out and thank you for your time.

    3. Re:I call crap on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is hiring.

      Recruiters call me every day. Nobody is hiring. Recruiters usually call me multiple times per day. Nobody is hiring. I'm on Dice. Nobody is hiring. Job postings don't mean there are jobs. Nobody is hiring. I have the skills you recommend on my resume. Nobody is hiring.

      Are you getting the message yet?

      Nobody. Is. Hiring.

    4. Re:I call crap on this by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Just getting rid of the tax-burdens and breaks put in place specifically to encourage companies to off-shore their help would do a lot to move in that direction.

      --
      The preceding post was not a Slashvertisement.
  26. Training people to pass tests by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    This is just another iteration of that. Nobody cares how many pieces of paper you have to show them all they care about is how many years of experience you have.

  27. Buzzword bingo by Pezbian · · Score: 2

    I quickly learned that any company I'd interview with that would ask "But do you have your A+ certification?" after being filled in on my formal college education and vast work experience wasn't worth working for.

    "A+ = short bus". It's the Dane Cook of certifications.

    --
    In a world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king--and the two-eyed man is a heretic.
    1. Re:Buzzword bingo by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      All certifications = short bus. People who don't have skills need certifications to pretend they do, while companies who don't know anything about their products can pitch those certifications to other companies who know even less about the actual value of certifications. There's a market for manufacturers to certify idiots in things, so we have certifications.

    2. Re:Buzzword bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... All certifications = short bus.

      They are heavy on memorization, not facing real tools and realistic problems. Here's the correct answer: If I got a certification in 'X', I'd only work under a manager with a 'program manager' certification. What certificates do you have? (Change 'program manager' to whatever worthless, feel-good managerial fluff you suspect the manager doesn't have. eg. 'project management'.)

      Rationale:
        - I don't want to invest in my job and have my competence wasted by a manager who hasn't similarly invested in his job.
        - If my job must be learnt via training certificates, then your job must also be learnt via training certificates.

      ... to certify idiots in things ...

      They asking for certification as evidence of foundation knowledge and as evidence they've chosen the correct person for the job. Employers "require prior experience" which, by definition, entry-level employees don't have. So government pretends that certification will substitute because 'education is key' and the employer demanded a certificate-qualified employee, with the result that everyone has a certificate and immigrants are imported to take the job.

  28. 52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fill by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    52K is carp in the bay area that is why they can't fill the rolls.

  29. for profit schools filled the gap from the collgle by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    for profit schools filled the gap from the colleges that where too theory based to the what companies used to pay for.

  30. H1Bs changed to the job / 80+ hours with no OT by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    H1Bs changed to the job / 80+ hours with no OT pay killed it as well.

  31. It needs trades like education not 4+ years of cla by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    IT needs trades like education not 4+ years of class room.

  32. CS is not IT and that is your issue as well as BA/ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    CS is not IT and that is your issue as well as need BA/BS.

    Try at least AA/AS and IT classes as well as CS.

  33. Then move to India. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iâ(TM)m sure you can find a position in Bombay.

    1. Re:Then move to India. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. They require a better level of English.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  34. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by SeriousTube · · Score: 1

    Why are carp coming out of the bay?

  35. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Median rent of a 1 bedroom sets you back a cool $2K a month ($24K/year). Skim 10% off the top for state income tax ($5K) and another $6K off the top for Federal income tax/social security, around $200 month ($2.4K/year) for electricty/cell phone/internet, and you're left with around $15K.

    Start talking about a car note and you get into $1K/month territory of take-home pay -- which just isn't worth it. Google plans on actively making the problem worse by creating thousands of jobs in San Jose with no city planning on creating enough housing units to hold that many people...which raises housing costs, because of supply and demand.

    The housing problem has been bad for over a decade and no politician dares talk about a real solution as it would mean a depreciation in home prices (supply and demand again -- economics works whether or not you choose to believe in it) which is political suicide.

    --
    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
  36. Ahahahahahahaha....No. by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

    After Google's anti-skill-social-justice bullshit in their own company I'll be sure to assume anyone with a Google certification doesn't know shit about the job and toss the resume as soon as seeing it. Even if they do well initially, there is no benefit to letting Google get a serious foothold in the IT industry's HR, they'll at best pull a bait-and-switch when they realize they have enough sway to control the industry and get a bug up their collective asses thinking there are too many white males.

  37. Right... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Because it's obviously much more cost-effective to hire people in the U.S. to do tech support than it is to hire people in India with college degrees willing to work for one fourth the salary!

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    1. Re:Right... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to maintain an ecosphere of tech-savvy people, whose existence demystifies tech, you do it locally.

      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    2. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about what you and I want now?

    3. Re:Right... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Not sure that I care now. But that doesn't mean that I won't welcome the changes once they happen.

      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  38. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    What kind of car are you buying that costs $1K/month? You can get a 2018 Camry or Corolla with no money down and $189/month, add $300/month for insurance, about $50/month for gas, another $50 for maintenance (mostly oil change every 5000 miles). My $300/month Prius came with a maintenance plan for 3 years, but then I pay $500/month for insurance because my 16-year old daughter immediately smashed up one car within days of getting her license, and the other car a month later... costing Farmer's insurance about $12,000.

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  39. Best way to find new IT customer service help: by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Advertise on PornHub!

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    1. Re:Best way to find new IT customer service help: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn stars are experts at working hard in sticky situations.

  40. Wage References Not a True Indicator of Income. by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    I fear this type of certificate program will have the same results as many of the MCSE ones did: Over-saturation of people with the paper skills, but lacking in actual, hands-on experience coupled with the employers only offering minimum wage for those people.

    After all, they'll be a dime a dozen. "If you don't take the minimum wage job, there'll be a hundred other who are desperate to pay off their student loans and put ramen on the table."

    All in all, the first wave may be good, but them, it'll be just another money grab by "training institutions" and it won't actually help the employment situation.

  41. Uhm? by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Is Google leading in any tech that's administered by a traditional IT department? Why would having a Google certificate be indicative of any knowledge? Are they supposed to be authoritative in certifying qualifications of people in other vendors' tech?

    --
    Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    1. Re: Uhm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes, they do Python and kubernetes and golang. Not your traditional Vb6 stuff but may be it is time to switch.

    2. Re: Uhm? by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Python is not a Google product. It never was. Guido worked for Google for a few years, but he started long after Python became popular. And he's been at Dropbox for a long time now. Golang is a Google effort, but there is probably not a single IT department in the world which would consider it an IT product. Kubernetes maybe the closest you can come to a credible claim and if Google came out and said they were going to start certification in Kubernetes, their announcement might sound credible. It would also kill any chance of Kubernetes further adoption because it's already widely considered too cumbersome to be worthwhile as an orchestration solution. Certification would only solidify the belief that it creates more problems than it solves.

      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  42. Certificate program...ha by Thundercat007 · · Score: 1

    Free for 7 days and $60/mth there after. I'm failing to see the free side of this. I curiously went to the site .

    1. Re:Certificate program...ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is offering 10,000 needs based scholarships for people doing this.

    2. Re:Certificate program...ha by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      None of those scholarships apply to applicants outside the US. What happened to the "grow with Google", global, help everyone initiative?

  43. biggest player issues certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when M$ were the biggest dog in town? MCSE.
    Now Google are playing biggest dog and have started their own certification system.

  44. Follow the money..... by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    Google is charging money for the courses while sitting on a huge fortune of cash? If they are serious about helping people, why not make the courses free (as in beer)?

  45. It's All About Ages & Wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I say 'ages', I refer to simian politics (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....

    When I say 'wages', I refer to hiring people without dependents and, as a consequence, consciously refusing to invest in the next generation.

    I applied to an opening I saw on Craigslist, in the Bay Area, for a job at Stanford Research Institute. Everything was good until it came to the interview with the director.

    He blew me off a few times, then did the interview as he was getting ready to leave the office to catch a plane to go on vacation.

    I don't think it was an accident.

    =====

    Mr Pohl ... Kilian ...

    When we last spoke, you seemed to be under a great deal of pressure. You were trying to accomplish a number of tasks before leaving for several weeks' vacation. Among those tasks was a last-minute interview of my humble self, for the position of database manager.

    Efforts to schedule the interview had failed, time after time, and the last-minute circumstances of our interview almost guaranteed that you would not have time to ascertain the answers to the questions you needed to ask, and would not have the information required to make an informed decision.

    It is my understanding that the other members of your neuroimaging lab have already worked to review the contents of the resumes which the lab received in response to the ad placed on Craigslist, for a database manager, and that the candidates that you have interviewed already represent the cream of the crop.

    It is also my understanding that my application was submitted - and accepted - after the process of interviewing these best candidates had begun, so that the chronological order in which candidates were being interviewed was not a strict guarantee of the candidates' ranking, relative to one another.

    Now that the Christmas rush and hubbub are over with ... I would like to ask you to reconsider your rejection of my application, and to suspend your rejection of my candidacy for the position, until you are free to invest the same sort of time evaluating my candidacy, that you invested in the other, previous candidates.

    It seems to me that trying to interview a candidate - while preparing to catch a (possibly international) flight, and leave, in a few minutes, for several weeks of vacation, was doomed, from the start. Had I known I would have suggested waiting three weeks for your return - but I did not learn you were leaving, that day, until I actually spoke with you, on the phone.

    In an attempt to help you to know me better, as a person, I offer the following insight into my character.

    I am a vociferous reader. I subscribe the RSS feed from the Gutenberg.org website so that I am notified of new additions to the collection. I read both fiction and non-fiction.

    Recently Gutenberg published 'The Young Wireless Operator - With the Oyster Fleet"
    (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/56229/56229-h/56229-h.htm). As a former ham radio operator, I was curious (I'm always on the lookout for good books to suggest to my children), so I started reading the book.

    I came across this passage:

    "Very early Alec had imbibed the idea that the purpose of schooling is understanding, not grades, ability to accomplish, and not diplomas. So he had been more or less indifferent to the marks he received, but very particular to grasp what he studied. To an unusual degree he had gained the essence of education, which is the ability to think. He saw facts as they were, he drew correct deductions from these facts, and he consequently came to truthful conclusions." (Page 169)

    I am in complete agreement with this statement.

    I say this because one of my concerns is that, perhaps, the lab, operating under the auspices of Stanford, would see employing someone without a college degree a

    1. Re:It's All About Ages & Wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're too old.

  46. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  47. Re: great by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

    I can't speak to all certifications, but the Cisco, AWS and RHEL ones are far from worthless.

    There are also a lot of subject-specific (generally compliance related) certifications that are important for management roles and contracting.

  48. Re: great by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Most Certs are worth about what it takes to print them.

    Personal Anecdote:

    During the 90s, I started a cert program (takes about 2 years) for Novell, because Novell was the top tier Networking system out there. Sometime during my program, Windows NT was released. No biggie, right? As I approach finishing the program, and getting my CNE, NT takes off, even though it pales in comparison to Netware, which is more complete. I have my CNA (lower level cert) and now can't find any work with Novell, as all the businesses are going with Microsoft and NT (Which still sucked). All that training and certifications is now basically worthless.

    By the time you get certified, the technology has already changed to the point of being worthless. It is much much better to just stay up on things yourself, and teach yourself. When I hire, desire and ability to learn is the only thing I care about. My #1 question I ask, which is really telling ... "What is the last thing you learned?" The insatiable desire to learn is key to surviving in IT. It doesn't matter what.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  49. What REALLY matters (25++ yr. pro here)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Your TECHNICAL INTERVIEW (as far as gauging your skillset for the job @ hand you're interviewing for).

    * Interpersonal skills (somewhat 'important') PALE compared to what you're capable of doing (as all the 'interpersonal skill' BULLSHIT doesn't GET THE JOB DONE).

    APK

    P.S.=> Period... apk

  50. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by avandesande · · Score: 1

    that was basically starting wage 20 years ago and inflation doubles costs every 20 years

    --
    love is just extroverted narcissism
  51. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Auto insurance is $300/mo in CA? In Virginia, I'm paying $50/mo with State Farm. Of course I'm 43, so I'm well above the 'risky, young-dumb-and-full-of-cum' age where you get clobbered paying sky-high premiums.

    --
    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
  52. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hours from bay, $50k salary here is enough to buy a house on mortgage. And we still can't find anyone to hire at that price for IT jobs.

  53. But would you hire someone with this Certificate? by kopesetic · · Score: 1

    If you had the need for a low level tech person, would this certificate be enough for you to hire them?

  54. Re: great by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    The problem with certificates is that they were very poor learning quality. Instructor reads notes, you study notes, you regurgitate them in test. All this does is prove you can retain information for at least two weeks, not demonstrate an actual skill. I imagine workers who hired people with these certificates found that these people were not exactly premium and so rejected certifications.

    --
    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  55. You sound bitter, sweet tits QQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're thinking Reddit. Slashdot is the shithole of the Internet.

    A certain sweet bossom'd man-child seems bitter.

  56. Re: great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of certs don't care much about technology. Take the CISSP for example: it's considered the gold standard by many for infosec, and it's a broad managerial-level cert that doesn't get very techy at all.

    Also, if you're working in the DoD, certs are not at all worthless; in fact, they're a requirement.

  57. You're just lame though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or else you're living in the wrong town

  58. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  59. Hilarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to vote-down creimer's latest submission crying about how it's getting hard to make coffee money on youtube.
    Cause a website fulla developers, engineers, and system administrators totally give a shit that youtube has decided not to pay people for shitposting!

    1. Re:Hilarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late. Msmash posted an alternative story to the front page. Too bad creimer didn't get credit.

  60. Re: great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Cisco exam has a live lab component. It is probably the only cert, save the high level Security certs, that gets you the money and the recruiters hanging around. Probably the exception that proves the rule.

  61. Here's a thought: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just hire people over 40 who have decades of experience in tech? Give those people a probationary period in which to learn your new tech. If they don't prove themselves during that probationary period, then cut them loose.

    I know tech companies think people get stupid when they age, but is someone who had an IQ of 138 when they were younger really so much worse at 48 years old than someone with an IQ of 102 at 19 years? Is 26 years of professional experience really such a bad thing?

  62. Begging mandatory by Bust0ut · · Score: 0

    Bwahahahaha, hahaha

    --
    He is crazy if you think about it; I am not.
  63. It's just advertising for Coursera by slindsay · · Score: 1

    "... $49 USD per month to continue learning after trial ends..."

    --
    "Whatever you can let be will let you be."
  64. Canadian IT by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

    I'm a Canadian. Google's offer to help US residents pay the $49 a month does not apply to Canadians. Is the Google office in Toronto or Kitchener interested in hiring Canadians to fill entry level IT support roles from graduates who take this certificate program? I checked using Google's jobs portal and did not see any open positions matching this criteria (Overlooked?) (Kitchener offices). This certificate program is pitched as an experiment, but my $392 or $490 is not an experiment. Based on today's exchange rate, $487 is what it takes to pay for 8 months of this program if the cost is $392 USD. It's not 'free'. Am I paying to participate in an experiment that doesn't lead to any realistic job prospect or does this certificate program actually go anywhere? Each US company has a different set of qualifications for their new hires and I have not seen "coursera certificate" as often as "Comptia A+". (In addition and not mentioned: 1) 160k salaries for Silicon Valley staff (Twitter) that can't afford San Francisco rent; 2) Offshoring; 3) The IT certification hell; 4) Trumps America and how the perspective for US companies hiring Canadians might be changing (Work visa, relocation expenses, etc.); 5) How this experiment benefits Google and Coursera more to help them achieve 'completion rates' with my cash in their pocket despite claims MOOC's would change the world with free access to education from top tier American universities; 6) And as another slashdot reader commented - does Google really want to enter the IT certification racket?; 7) Don't Silicon Valley workers live in trailer parks? But I'm optimistic if this certificate could lead to some virtual assisting job. Dunno. Thoughts?

  65. Does Google's effort hold up to the real world? by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

    "There are 150,000 open IT jobs in the U.S., and Google wants to make it easier to fill them." This doesn't specify what percentage of the open IT jobs are entry level, IT support/trouble shooting jobs.