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Google Starts Certificate Program To Fill Empty IT Jobs (axios.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: There are 150,000 open IT jobs in the U.S., and Google wants to make it easier to fill them. Today the company is announcing a certificate program on the Coursera platform to help give people with no prior IT experience the basic skills they need to get an entry-level IT support job in 8 to 12 months. Why it matters: Entry-level IT jobs are are typically higher-paying than similar roles in other fields. But they're harder to fill because, while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience. The median annual wage for a computer network support specialist was $62,670 in May 2016 The median annual wage for a computer user support specialist was $52,160 in May 2016. The impetus: Natalie Van Kleef Conley, head recruiter of Google's tech support program, was having trouble finding IT support specialists so she helped spearhead the certificate program. It's also part of Google's initiative to help Americans get skills needed to get a new job in a changing economy, the company told us.

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  1. Median annual wage? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

    Those salaries for entry-level positions seem inflated. Double reality, actually. Those wages will also decrease as the supply of applicants increase.

    1. Re:Median annual wage? by tommeke100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They didn't say "entry-level" when reporting wages. Those are median wages for "computer network support specialist" and "computer user support specialist". So not "my first job on User Support" wages.

    2. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      live in the rural midwest. those are pipe dream numbers and $20-25k jobs in reality... with a 4-year degree and multiple certifications.

    3. Re:Median annual wage? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Depends on location. If the job is in Silly Valley, $60k is likely a minimum (not 100% sure, but given cost-of-living, $60k is pretty much poverty wages in the San Francisco Bay area.)

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    4. Re:Median annual wage? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Then again, $30k/yr in much of the Midwest can get you a nice house and a somewhat decent living. $30k/yr in any west-coast metro area (Portland, Seattle, SanFran, LA) might get you a spot to pitch a tent on Skid Row.

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    5. Re:Median annual wage? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. Even Walmart pays $11/hr to start.

    6. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You get a nice house, but whose paying the 15k in health insurance(family of four) for a 30k a year job?

    7. Re:Median annual wage? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and the only real test you need to pass is the drug test.

    8. Re:Median annual wage? by dbwells · · Score: 1

      I think your second point is the more important one; the first is just conjecture. For your second point, I think you are right on. If Google can succeed at this, all they will have likely done is proven the jobs weren't highly skilled in the first place. If that's the basic truth, wages will fall due to market forces.

    9. Re:Median annual wage? by sdinfoserv · · Score: 2

      Depends on where - In Seattle, I pay my help desk position over $70K. Network engineers start at $80+.
      Of course you can't touch a house for under $600K, so paying IT people $100K isn't all that much.

    10. Re:Median annual wage? by MindPrison · · Score: 2

      Yep, Olsmeister is actually right, 25-30k is actually the norm, even in Denmark and Sweden which is considered the richest countries in the world. How do I know? Well...I'm a 40+ something IT Helpdesk worker, and yes, that's what we get in one of the worlds biggest companies.

      Sorry if you had a blissful dream of riches, this is the real world. Anyone that says you get 50-70K for being an IT-Helpdesk coworker, is FULL OF BS - period!

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    11. Re:Median annual wage? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      San Francisco yes, but head south to Silicon Valley where google is. Still extremely high housing costs but unlike San Francisco you will still have some money left at the end of the month. And yes, I know S.F. has become merely a new expensive residential suburb for those who work in Silicon valley.

    12. Re:Median annual wage? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the point - no longer can companies rely on unlimited immigration so they (gasp!) train people to do them instead!

      Sure, wages will slip as the supply of workers increase, but that's possibly that wages have been rising faster than Google would like already due to various factors such as the cost of living in places where Google has brought in lots of overpaid workers already.hold.

    13. Re:Median annual wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Of course you can't touch a house for under $600K

      Yes you can, there's this thing called Sounder Southline, its commuter train, you buy a house ~10mins walk from the train stations in Sumner or Puyallup for a fraction of the cost.

      I work in Seattle and earn mid $70k, bought a house in Puyallup/South Hill (near two bus lines that goto the train station) 3 years ago for $200k'ish, company I work for offers an Orca card as a benefit, traveling to work costs me $240 a year because I leave the car at home.

    14. Re:Median annual wage? by greenwow · · Score: 1

      Not true. We're paying almost six figures for customer-facing help desk jobs, and here in Seattle we can't find people. Dealing with Windows problems is tough and takes a lot of experience. The combination of problems created by Windows is huge, and take a lot of experience to figure-out. To be fair, since we have several locations in Microsoft builds, we have to support MSIE 6 so that is worse than most people have.

    15. Re:Median annual wage? by sound+vision · · Score: 2

      $11/hr may work out to less than $15k/yr depending on how many hours you work. (In retail, it's almost never full-time.) Not everyone can work at Wal Mart, anyway - did you forget about the thousands of employees they laid off on the same day they announced the wage increase? The increase is nice for the people who are able to luck out with a Wal-Mart job - yes, luck out. The majority of people employed in retail do not work at Wal Mart, and the going rate for those jobs is still $8/hr where I live. And Wal-Mart is far from the only retailer cutting jobs like mad recently.

    16. Re:Median annual wage? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a huge PITA to go through every day. How would you keep from just offing yourself?

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    17. Re:Median annual wage? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Those wages will also decrease as the supply of applicants increase.

      Yeah, that's Google's plan. Why do you think Google and every other tech giant is pushing so hard for everyone to learn CS?

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    18. Re:Median annual wage? by dougg76 · · Score: 1

      That will come out to at least 2 hours door to door each way, that is four hours traveling per day. While you can do some work on the train, most employers don't really want to count that time against your eight hours of office time.

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    19. Re:Median annual wage? by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      Um... ya, that's close to TaCompton....what the locals call Tacoma. Highest crime rates the State. There's a reason houses are affordable there....

  2. They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I tried to get a it job, but even being trained at college i was stuck at a supermarket job now i’m unemployed.

    1. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are thousands of IT jobs where I live, according to every job board. Of course 99% of those jobs are fake H1B visa scam postings, and the remaining 1% are earmarked for internal promotion purposes only. Perhaps you should wake up to the real world where there isn't any place with IT jobs.

    2. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm 42 and have no trouble finding work. A couple of my coworkers have kids my age.

    3. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I can understand this argument if you live in some small town somewhere, but if the economy is truly healthy there should be IT jobs in every major city in the US. Wasn't this supposed to be the great career for kids of the 90's to go into?

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    4. Re:They outsourced them all to India by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that we have open jobs that can be work from home and we don't care where in the world you live. Most in the $150k/year range. We don't have too many $50k jobs available, though.

    5. Re:They outsourced them all to India by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Well ... where do you live ?

    6. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When the job board has jobs:

      Most are made up by contract agencies so Kumar has a list of people he can call when he finds some 3 month contract in some bumfuck area of the US, paying $10 an hour, with no moving comp. Oh, it requires a CCIE or MCSE level person.

      From there, you get the contract agencies advertising jobs in their own town, thinking people will move. No, if I live in Houston, I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a Plano job advertised as a local item.

      Then, you get the bogus recruiters. The ones that want to find out where you work, so they can send your boss a note that you are looking to leave, and can the recruiter hire someone to replace you. Yes, I personally had that happen.

      Then you have the places that will "interview" you with bogus job prospects, then start hard-selling you on their interview practice lessons for $1000 a week.

      From there, you get the positions offered because a company has to offer them in public. In reality, they have someone in mind already selected, and you will just be wasting your time.

      Now you are down at the actual prospects. The jobs that require a TS/SCI clearance. Well, unless you kept yours up after military service, you won't have one, and companies are not going to spend the time to clear you.

      Then come the jobs that require a CISSP or top tier certs.

      Then come, you get the positions with high turnover. Places where you get hired, and three months later, you are running for the door, or are shown the door. The DevOps job where the PM is a true narcissistic psychopath that demands stand-up meetings that run for hours, and then fires people because they are not getting any work done. Or the manager that wants another H-1B, so keeps asking people to do tasks with no budget, and when something breaks, they get tossed.

      As for real jobs? Good luck. Those are found through friends and acquaintances.

    7. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'd like to ask this serious question as well. I do almost everything and I'd work for $150k per year in an instant if it was stable; meaning I would be guaranteed of having the job for 5 years or more.

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    8. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      they said it started at $35,000

      I got an offer like that once for a job out on the east coast for a senior position with all sorts of specialized knowledge. I laughed at the recruiter and they asked if that was a good offer. My response was that it was a fucking terrible offer as I make over 3x that now and live in an area with 1/2 the cost of living.

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    9. Re:They outsourced them all to India by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      If you want to be guaranteed of having a job for 5 years or more, I recommend looking outside the US. Even CEOs don't get a guarantee like that.

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    10. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well I'm a Russian IT nerd; friends and acquaintances don't have me!

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    11. Re:They outsourced them all to India by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Pro-Tip: Get the salary range for a position up front. Don't waste your time applying for positions you would never accept.

    12. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well what's the point of switching then? I have that guarantee where I am now.

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    13. Re: They outsourced them all to India by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      I'd be very interested to learn more about the jobs you might have on offer.

    14. Re:They outsourced them all to India by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I knew a person that got hired and moved, and then found out that the contract he was to work on fell through when he got there. The truth is, often once you factor in the mortgage, commuting time and costs, and risks like these, there are very few jobs that actually provide enough of a margin to make it worthwhile to move.

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    15. Re:They outsourced them all to India by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      99% of those jobs are fake H1B visa scam postings, and the remaining 1% are earmarked for internal promotion purposes only.

      THIS, a thousand times THIS! Anyone who has ever had to look for work in a city where they don't have any contacts can tell you that job postings are beyond worthless. People see all those postings and think that means that there are plenty of real jobs available. But almost none of those postings are real jobs that a person on the street can actually apply for and get. The days when companies posted real jobs and hired in good faith from the resulting applicants are as long gone as the days of rotary phones and cigarette machines.

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    16. Re: They outsourced them all to India by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Here's 866 of them as of today. Jobs Search

    17. Re:They outsourced them all to India by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that we have open jobs that can be work from home and we don't care where in the world you live. Most in the $150k/year range. We don't have too many $50k jobs available, though.

      Can you please tell me where I can look at and apply for these jobs?

  3. Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I guarantee it's not Houston.

    Skilled workers with years of experience have trouble getting positions with those kinds of wages here, much less entry level stuff.

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    1. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Nobody is making those salaries with an online certificate and zero experience.

    2. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, there are a couple of verifiable facts. Google does have some kind of certification program of an online nature. Axios.com is hosting a story about IT Jobs and Google. And Kim Hart got the Bi-Line for the story. It must be its first day on the job, because there is no reference to facts. So this article is Bull Shit.

    3. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Energy sector too a hit in H-Town. That, combined with companies wanting full enterprise support and knowledge on the cheap. Those companies can fail, and fail alone. Don't waste my time.

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    4. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I guess that sums Houston up in general.

      I worked at a place where one of the more powerful building management positions was granted to a woman who slept her way into that position - and everyone knew it due to the martial splits and unions formed from it.

      Despite having done rather advanced work with automation systems, manufacturing, communications, systems administration and desktop support for years I spent two years marginally employed as rent-a-scab. I moved in with my grandparents for that time period just to make it.

      I've come to the conclusion ability will keep you employed - mostly. Sucking dick will eventually land you a fat salary and a Porsche. Being the aspie that I am I'm sticking with ability, I don't think I'm capable of the level of brow-nosing required to really get ahead.

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    5. Re: Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      This guy is dead on. HR departments like to check boxes that have things to do with race, gender, and maybe even schools and hobbies that HR people are emotionally attached to. It has little to do with who can do the job.

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    6. Re:Where are these jobs they covered? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Energy sector has taken a hit repeatedly while I've lived here. What really sucks is the energy sector and HP taking a hit all at the same time - that's part of why I spent two years marginally employed. I helped to deploy the system at Shell that replaced me and HP dumped half their people at the same time, not to mention not enough time had passed since Enron. When Houston dumps techs on the market they do it all at once.

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  4. Job Requirements by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

    Ability to tell users to restart their system, reset passwords and unlock accounts, and how to delete an OST file.

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    1. Re: Job Requirements by Monster_user · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is $50,00 a year median.

      If you can write Microsoft SQL, Oracle SQL, AutoIT, Visual Basic, Batch, Powershell and Bash scripts, create, deploy, and troubleshoot GPOs, maintain the antivirus solution and detect and report false negatives, deploy and maintain virtualization infrastructure, manage DNS, troubleshoot email issues, and troubleshoot phone wriring, that nets you an extra $10k.

    2. Re: Job Requirements by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

      $50000? I am only getting $32000

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    3. Re: Job Requirements by DeBaas · · Score: 2

      $50000? I am only getting $32000

      Maybe yoy need a negotiation course

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  5. What happened to on-the-job training? by Comboman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience.

    At one time, companies would actually do on-the-job training to fill these kinds of positions. The employee was grateful for the opportunity and would stick with the company. The company would realize the investment they had made in the employee and keep them around. After decades of down-sizing, out-sourcing and job-hopping; I guess there's not enough trust on either side for that to work now.

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    1. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happened was companies would spend time and money training someone only to have that person leave and go work elsewhere.

      That's what happens when you hire managers too fucking stupid to understand the concept of contractually securing an employee for a reasonable amount of time after an investment is made.

      Obviously it's cheaper for a company to be afforded the flexibility of laying off IT staff any time they want. Can't have it both ways, so companies should stop bitching unless they're willing to secure their investment, which provides a benefit for all parties involved.

    2. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So in other words at some point it got too hard for companies to both train people AND provide enough incentive to stay. Cry me a river. You should be paying to retain the employees you train and the ones that still leave are called expected business expense.

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    3. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I think part of the problem is that investing in a business is supposed to be risky, but it seems that investors forget this and then put pressure on the business to omit any kind of risk. This is turn causes things like not being willing to train people because they might leave, and people get less interested in the IT industry as a whole. It's always the same fucking race to the bottom when it comes to big money.

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    4. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      For IT it really helps to have some theoretical understanding of systems, networks and basic CS stuff. It also helps to have educational networks to play on.

      From the sound of TFA they get on-the-job training after that.

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    5. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by jittles · · Score: 1

      while IT support roles don't require a college degree, they do require prior experience.

      At one time, companies would actually do on-the-job training to fill these kinds of positions. The employee was grateful for the opportunity and would stick with the company. The company would realize the investment they had made in the employee and keep them around. After decades of down-sizing, out-sourcing and job-hopping; I guess there's not enough trust on either side for that to work now.

      I'm about to go to a meeting with a company that does still offer on the job training. And they'll cover the cost any additional training you want to seek out as long as you actually receive the training off the clock.

    6. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by swb · · Score: 1

      Corporations would really prefer the gig economy, with all employees coming in pre-trained and ready to work on a specific project that already has its own end date. This eliminates the costs of benefits, taxes and other longer term liabilities.

      They already successfully socialized the costs of training. Their allies in the college administration racket helped make a worthless college degree a pre-requisite for employment while still sticking potential employees on a treadmill for equally expensive and worthless product certifications.

      I'd like to go back to corporations doing on the job training, but this really requires corporations to view investing in "employees" as something they want.

    7. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The training investment is sometimes impossible, especially when there is nobody available to do the training in a small shop. Also, if you invest 1,000 hours of a trainee's time plus 500 hours of an experienced person, you have effectively paid your new hire's wages for a year and likely netted about three months of useful work. If said trainee either quits or demands a 20% raise after that point, the investment has been thrown away-- they don't start to really "pay back" the training until around the end of the second year... and you are still at risk of them quitting, even if you pay a reasonable salary.

      It is easier for big companies and big offices to support training. To solve your immediate need, you hire four people, do most of their training at the same time, and let them fight for a job after the first year. You keep doing this continuously.

      The reason it might make sense for Google to do it with an outside "certification program" is that they can write off any investment, and they don't have labor obligations like healthcare to worry about.

    8. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I think part of the problem is that investing in a business is supposed to be risky, but it seems that investors forget this and then put pressure on the business to omit any kind of risk. This is turn causes things like not being willing to train people because they might leave, and people get less interested in the IT industry as a whole. It's always the same fucking race to the bottom when it comes to big money.

      Not investing in employees isn't a gamble; it's a death sentence.

      If any company fails to understand that basic concept and make wise decisions regarding their most valuable asset, then fuck 'em. They deserve what they get.

    9. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I think most companies understand this but the investors simply don't care, and companies must do as the investors say. Managing the growth paths of employees is work, and investors don't want to work they want to make money.

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    10. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you contractually secure an employee? It's not like you can prevent them from quitting and accepting another position somewhere else.

      If the company paid for external training, then you could include a clause that an employee must pay it back if they don't stay around for X amount of time, but there's nothing you can do about experience gained on the job.

      If you want employees to stick around you have to offer them a better deal than the guy next door.

    11. Re:What happened to on-the-job training? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, people that require on the job training are usually hired into junior roles where it works more like an apprenticeship. The apprentice works side by side with the master to learn how to do a particular task and is then expected to be able to complete that task going forward. Over time the apprentice learns more and more skills until he is able to work independently from the master. The apprentice should be doing productive work immediately even if it's relatively simple tasks.

      Whether or not someone sticks around is something you can't totally control. The work still needs to be done, so you're going to have to find someone to do it. Ideally that would be someone already fully trained, but if you can't find such a person what are your options?

  6. Tons on jobs in coal now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All the laid off guys in my town now have jobs in the mine thanks to Trump!

    1. Re:Tons on jobs in coal now by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      All the laid off guys in my town now have jobs in the mine thanks to Trump!

      Then they all have something to look forward to later in life.
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  7. And now we see the results by Kohath · · Score: 1

    This is why H1Bs need to be limited. Companies need workers. For medium skilled positions, companies could either import foreign labor or find a way to source that labor in the US. Make it more expensive and uncertain to import foreign labor and it begins to make financial sense for companies to train Americans for these jobs.

    It’s just too bad the government education system fails to provide Americans with these skills. People in other countries get a better return on their tax money spent on education.

    1. Re:And now we see the results by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Taxing a corporation or consulting firm $250k/yr per H1-B (on top of salary, recruiter fees, and whatever they paid to import said H1-Bs) would rinse out actual need (versus undercutting the job market) *very* quickly, and reduce the purple squirrel job descriptions to boot.

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  8. Quick Details View by Mishra100 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wish the article went into a quick view of the details. For anyone that doesn't want to look into it:

    * Expectation is that you are giving 8-10 hours a week for 8 months to achieve the certification
    * This is a subscription based service at $49/month
    * You can apply for financial aid for the courses you are taking to relieve the cost burden
    * Once you achieve the certification, then you will receive job seeking aid from Google/Coursera

    1. Re:Quick Details View by bluelip · · Score: 1

      You should check out Coursera's Math courses.

      It's ~300hrs; still not worth much. Might as well hire the old Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert

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    2. Re:Quick Details View by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      The vague part: "will receive job seeking aid from Google/Coursera".

  9. Re: great by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    This is Google creating a cert to claim someone knows basic entry-level stuff in hopes other companies will bother recognizing it in some sort of fashion.

    This is actually a valid opinion. I can see it starting as a trial balloon of sorts, to see if taking over a cert (therefore taking over mindshare) is worthwhile for the big "G".

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  10. Not a fan of vendor only prpgrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I donâ(TM)t like this for the same reason I didnâ(TM)t like the MCSE mills of a decade ago. Itâ(TM)s going to give people false expectations of a high paying job when the reality is no matter how educated or certified you are you have to learn by doing and that means working at an entry level job for a bit. Some may be promoted in 6 months others may sit at help desk for a few years but you have to gain experience and trust before you get real access and responsibility that comes with a high wage.

  11. Re: great by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    Yes, we can return to 2001 where any warm body can an A+ or Network+ or whatever after a week in "boot camp" and than we will know they are capable ready to help run the business with little oversight....

    Oh wait that failed back than, just it and past few years of code academy nonsense is going to fail now.

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  12. Having trouble *finding* them? by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't look in the usual places e.g. SV, SF
    Have you looked in the basement?

    Better yet, have you looked in abandoned properties, condemned buildings, former crackhouses, houses razed or burnt and slated for demolition, or even checked the basement with infrared scanners that locate heat signatures?

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    1. Re:Having trouble *finding* them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We looked in the basements, but the nerd hermits we found there were old and bitter. We need young and naive.

  13. Suspect by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    I would not be surprised if these programs involve micro-aggression spotting and other new age indoctrination weird stuff.

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  14. IT is VocTech. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is on par for the course with electricians and plumbers. The problem is in the 90-00s "VocTech" became a dirty word and *everyone* had to go to college.

    This left a massive gap of people to fill that portion of industry which has been backfilled by H1Bs.

  15. Re: great by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    You're right - it crashed hard. Certs have also become so worthless in tech that you rarely bother seeing a requirement for one nowadays. The only certs I see with any visibility (and possible worth in any industry) are the hilarious HR SHRM certifications and the occasional PMP (...and why that isn't dead by now I'll never guess.)

    That said, I figure this could be a trial by Google to see if it has any worth at all, to maybe resurrect the viability (and more importantly, money-making potential) for a certification that they control.

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  16. I call crap on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I worked in IT for a long time, then I took a year break to travel. Then I started searching for a job six months ago. Most job postings lately for non-programming/non-networking IT jobs, want a ridiculous amount of experience, something that even my 10 years of time at Amazon doing everything under the sun never got me. Then the other part is, most of these jobs are contract jobs, any directly hired by real companies are usually being filled by internal candidates. Or the jobs that are available, like the contract ones with the India based firms, want to completely under pay you, and the recruiters talk to you in a very crappy tone. I personally have a burning dislike of the India based firms, due to experience with them over the last six months and would personally love to see them outlawed.

    1. Re:I call crap on this by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Just getting rid of the tax-burdens and breaks put in place specifically to encourage companies to off-shore their help would do a lot to move in that direction.

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  17. Training people to pass tests by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    This is just another iteration of that. Nobody cares how many pieces of paper you have to show them all they care about is how many years of experience you have.

  18. Buzzword bingo by Pezbian · · Score: 2

    I quickly learned that any company I'd interview with that would ask "But do you have your A+ certification?" after being filled in on my formal college education and vast work experience wasn't worth working for.

    "A+ = short bus". It's the Dane Cook of certifications.

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    1. Re:Buzzword bingo by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      All certifications = short bus. People who don't have skills need certifications to pretend they do, while companies who don't know anything about their products can pitch those certifications to other companies who know even less about the actual value of certifications. There's a market for manufacturers to certify idiots in things, so we have certifications.

  19. 52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fill by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    52K is carp in the bay area that is why they can't fill the rolls.

  20. for profit schools filled the gap from the collgle by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    for profit schools filled the gap from the colleges that where too theory based to the what companies used to pay for.

  21. H1Bs changed to the job / 80+ hours with no OT by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    H1Bs changed to the job / 80+ hours with no OT pay killed it as well.

  22. It needs trades like education not 4+ years of cla by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    IT needs trades like education not 4+ years of class room.

  23. CS is not IT and that is your issue as well as BA/ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    CS is not IT and that is your issue as well as need BA/BS.

    Try at least AA/AS and IT classes as well as CS.

  24. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by SeriousTube · · Score: 1

    Why are carp coming out of the bay?

  25. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Median rent of a 1 bedroom sets you back a cool $2K a month ($24K/year). Skim 10% off the top for state income tax ($5K) and another $6K off the top for Federal income tax/social security, around $200 month ($2.4K/year) for electricty/cell phone/internet, and you're left with around $15K.

    Start talking about a car note and you get into $1K/month territory of take-home pay -- which just isn't worth it. Google plans on actively making the problem worse by creating thousands of jobs in San Jose with no city planning on creating enough housing units to hold that many people...which raises housing costs, because of supply and demand.

    The housing problem has been bad for over a decade and no politician dares talk about a real solution as it would mean a depreciation in home prices (supply and demand again -- economics works whether or not you choose to believe in it) which is political suicide.

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  26. Ahahahahahahaha....No. by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

    After Google's anti-skill-social-justice bullshit in their own company I'll be sure to assume anyone with a Google certification doesn't know shit about the job and toss the resume as soon as seeing it. Even if they do well initially, there is no benefit to letting Google get a serious foothold in the IT industry's HR, they'll at best pull a bait-and-switch when they realize they have enough sway to control the industry and get a bug up their collective asses thinking there are too many white males.

  27. Right... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Because it's obviously much more cost-effective to hire people in the U.S. to do tech support than it is to hire people in India with college degrees willing to work for one fourth the salary!

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    1. Re:Right... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to maintain an ecosphere of tech-savvy people, whose existence demystifies tech, you do it locally.

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    2. Re:Right... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Not sure that I care now. But that doesn't mean that I won't welcome the changes once they happen.

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  28. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    What kind of car are you buying that costs $1K/month? You can get a 2018 Camry or Corolla with no money down and $189/month, add $300/month for insurance, about $50/month for gas, another $50 for maintenance (mostly oil change every 5000 miles). My $300/month Prius came with a maintenance plan for 3 years, but then I pay $500/month for insurance because my 16-year old daughter immediately smashed up one car within days of getting her license, and the other car a month later... costing Farmer's insurance about $12,000.

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  29. Best way to find new IT customer service help: by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Advertise on PornHub!

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  30. Wage References Not a True Indicator of Income. by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    I fear this type of certificate program will have the same results as many of the MCSE ones did: Over-saturation of people with the paper skills, but lacking in actual, hands-on experience coupled with the employers only offering minimum wage for those people.

    After all, they'll be a dime a dozen. "If you don't take the minimum wage job, there'll be a hundred other who are desperate to pay off their student loans and put ramen on the table."

    All in all, the first wave may be good, but them, it'll be just another money grab by "training institutions" and it won't actually help the employment situation.

  31. Uhm? by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Is Google leading in any tech that's administered by a traditional IT department? Why would having a Google certificate be indicative of any knowledge? Are they supposed to be authoritative in certifying qualifications of people in other vendors' tech?

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    1. Re: Uhm? by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Python is not a Google product. It never was. Guido worked for Google for a few years, but he started long after Python became popular. And he's been at Dropbox for a long time now. Golang is a Google effort, but there is probably not a single IT department in the world which would consider it an IT product. Kubernetes maybe the closest you can come to a credible claim and if Google came out and said they were going to start certification in Kubernetes, their announcement might sound credible. It would also kill any chance of Kubernetes further adoption because it's already widely considered too cumbersome to be worthwhile as an orchestration solution. Certification would only solidify the belief that it creates more problems than it solves.

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  32. Certificate program...ha by Thundercat007 · · Score: 1

    Free for 7 days and $60/mth there after. I'm failing to see the free side of this. I curiously went to the site .

    1. Re:Certificate program...ha by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

      None of those scholarships apply to applicants outside the US. What happened to the "grow with Google", global, help everyone initiative?

  33. Follow the money..... by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    Google is charging money for the courses while sitting on a huge fortune of cash? If they are serious about helping people, why not make the courses free (as in beer)?

  34. Re:Then move to India. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Unlikely. They require a better level of English.

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  35. Re: great by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

    I can't speak to all certifications, but the Cisco, AWS and RHEL ones are far from worthless.

    There are also a lot of subject-specific (generally compliance related) certifications that are important for management roles and contracting.

  36. Re: great by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Most Certs are worth about what it takes to print them.

    Personal Anecdote:

    During the 90s, I started a cert program (takes about 2 years) for Novell, because Novell was the top tier Networking system out there. Sometime during my program, Windows NT was released. No biggie, right? As I approach finishing the program, and getting my CNE, NT takes off, even though it pales in comparison to Netware, which is more complete. I have my CNA (lower level cert) and now can't find any work with Novell, as all the businesses are going with Microsoft and NT (Which still sucked). All that training and certifications is now basically worthless.

    By the time you get certified, the technology has already changed to the point of being worthless. It is much much better to just stay up on things yourself, and teach yourself. When I hire, desire and ability to learn is the only thing I care about. My #1 question I ask, which is really telling ... "What is the last thing you learned?" The insatiable desire to learn is key to surviving in IT. It doesn't matter what.

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  37. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by avandesande · · Score: 1

    that was basically starting wage 20 years ago and inflation doubles costs every 20 years

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  38. Re:52K is carp in the bayarea that is why can't fi by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Auto insurance is $300/mo in CA? In Virginia, I'm paying $50/mo with State Farm. Of course I'm 43, so I'm well above the 'risky, young-dumb-and-full-of-cum' age where you get clobbered paying sky-high premiums.

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  39. But would you hire someone with this Certificate? by kopesetic · · Score: 1

    If you had the need for a low level tech person, would this certificate be enough for you to hire them?

  40. Re: great by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    The problem with certificates is that they were very poor learning quality. Instructor reads notes, you study notes, you regurgitate them in test. All this does is prove you can retain information for at least two weeks, not demonstrate an actual skill. I imagine workers who hired people with these certificates found that these people were not exactly premium and so rejected certifications.

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  42. It's just advertising for Coursera by slindsay · · Score: 1

    "... $49 USD per month to continue learning after trial ends..."

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  43. Canadian IT by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

    I'm a Canadian. Google's offer to help US residents pay the $49 a month does not apply to Canadians. Is the Google office in Toronto or Kitchener interested in hiring Canadians to fill entry level IT support roles from graduates who take this certificate program? I checked using Google's jobs portal and did not see any open positions matching this criteria (Overlooked?) (Kitchener offices). This certificate program is pitched as an experiment, but my $392 or $490 is not an experiment. Based on today's exchange rate, $487 is what it takes to pay for 8 months of this program if the cost is $392 USD. It's not 'free'. Am I paying to participate in an experiment that doesn't lead to any realistic job prospect or does this certificate program actually go anywhere? Each US company has a different set of qualifications for their new hires and I have not seen "coursera certificate" as often as "Comptia A+". (In addition and not mentioned: 1) 160k salaries for Silicon Valley staff (Twitter) that can't afford San Francisco rent; 2) Offshoring; 3) The IT certification hell; 4) Trumps America and how the perspective for US companies hiring Canadians might be changing (Work visa, relocation expenses, etc.); 5) How this experiment benefits Google and Coursera more to help them achieve 'completion rates' with my cash in their pocket despite claims MOOC's would change the world with free access to education from top tier American universities; 6) And as another slashdot reader commented - does Google really want to enter the IT certification racket?; 7) Don't Silicon Valley workers live in trailer parks? But I'm optimistic if this certificate could lead to some virtual assisting job. Dunno. Thoughts?

  44. Does Google's effort hold up to the real world? by Bammbamm11 · · Score: 1

    "There are 150,000 open IT jobs in the U.S., and Google wants to make it easier to fill them." This doesn't specify what percentage of the open IT jobs are entry level, IT support/trouble shooting jobs.