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BMW's Apple CarPlay Annual Fee is Next-level Gouging (cnet.com)

BMW announced this week that the company plans to shift Apple CarPlay infotainment support from a one-time fee to a subscription service. Tim Stevens, writing about the implications of the move for CNET: While GM and other manufacturers happily include Apple's CarPlay service for free even on their most attainable models, BMW and plenty of others have levied upgrade fees to enable CarPlay, or bundled the service inside pricey packages of widgets you may or may not want. That, sadly, is par for this margin-rich golf course, but when we learned this week that BMW would change from a single, up-front fee to an annual fee, in my mind that changed everything. Instead of a one-time, $300 fee, starting on 2019 models BMW will charge $80 annually for the privilege of accessing Apple's otherwise totally free CarPlay service. You do get the first year free, much like your friendly neighborhood dealer of another sort, but after that it's pay up or have your Lightning cable metaphorically snipped.

On the surface this is pretty offensive, and it seemed like something must be driving this. The official word from BMW is that this is a change that will save many (perhaps most) BMW owners money. Indeed, the vehicle segments where BMW plays are notorious for short-term leases, and those owning the car for only a few years will save money over that one-time $300. But still, the notion of paying annually for something that's free rubbed me the wrong way. And, based on the feedback we saw from the article, it rubbed a lot of you the wrong way, too.

223 comments

  1. If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh no, a whole $80 a month! I bet you spend four times that on an oil change.

    1. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      What about the pre-owned market? A lot of people buy used BMW's because they like the cars and it's a way to own one without selling an extra body part.

    2. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $80 annually. Reading comprehension much?

    3. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? The ones with the pre-owned ones are the ones selling an extra body part. They are the ones stuck with all the out of warranty repairs!

    4. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      So what? They can pony up the fee if they want CarPlay and a BMW. If they object to the fee that much, they can opt against buying the car. Their choice. If this is really that much of a problem, then BMWs will take a hit in the used market, and not hold their prices as well. There's plenty of other cars on the market, and they don't charge this fee.

      I think this move by BMW is just fine. If it works out, they'll make more profit. If it doesn't, they'll learn the hard way. Considering the people who buy BMWs, I suspect it'll work out well for them.

    5. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, a whole $80 a YEAR! I bet you spend four times that on something that costs $320.

      FTFY

    6. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people buy used BMW's because THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS!

      - fixed.

    7. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I will go against the grain on this, there are several posts bashing your opinion, but I support it.

      I have purchased two used BMWs so far, a 1992 525 and a 2000 328.
      For the most part, I do the work on them myself, and they have not been more trouble than the other cars in my family fleet.
      There is a large enthusiast community around these cars, when I need to fix or upgrade something, I usually have an assortment of text and video how to articles to guide me. The Toyota and Hyundai cars in my fleet, not so much. Some, but not nearly as much.

      The cars drive beautifully and have been good on reliability.
      Manual transmissions are generally available, and they are rear wheel drive, both of which are positive in my book.

      Note, I would hesitate to buy something much more modern than what I have now, I see the "weld the hood shut" efforts BMW seems to be pushing into their cars.

      That said, I think the idea of sweating 80/year for something they add no value to and costs them nothing over what they insert to ensure they can take the 80/year is not something I find attractive.
      I find the whole Microsoft/Apple/Google relationships with car manufacturers repugnant. I dont want Ford ( 2013 Mustang I had the use of, could not get it to pair with my android phone. I am sure it was the usual "if we make it inoperable with other choices, the customer will chose Microsoft" view. ) to decide I will have Microsoft stuff in my car, nor BMW to decide that Apple is appropriate. I want to decide that for myself.

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    8. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's $80 a year...

    9. Re: If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think it will pair nicely with a microsoft phone?

      you do realize that at the time they made your mustang they made a move to a phone os that didnt work with windows without extra software(zune suite of all things).

      people will just sync bluetooth audio and use the phone....

    10. Re: If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $80 a year, not a month.

  2. What the... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Carplay isn't a service. It's a pair of software programs, one runs in your car - the other on your phone. Bizarre. BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

    1. Re:What the... by Arkham · · Score: 4, Informative

      Carplay isn't a service. It's a pair of software programs, one runs in your car - the other on your phone. Bizarre. BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

      They charge the monthly fee for Android Auto too.

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    2. Re:What the... by Thyamine · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is just in the system. There is no charge. This is just some way to turn something that is not a subscription, into a subscription service, with some PR in place to make it sound like it's a good deal.

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    3. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick show of hands, who here thinks you should integrate texting into a car? Anyone? If car manufacturers cared about safety, they'd ban the feature anyway.

      It's audio only. It displays a new message notification on screen but you can't read or type on it. You may as well ban talking to whoever is riding shotgun because it's the same level of distraction.

    4. Re:What the... by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Android Auto is absolutely worthless. Just throwing that out there. All I want is:

      1) My phone's display to be shown on my car's touch screen, and the car's touch screen to work for controlling my phone. I don't need an app integrating vehicle information or controls into this. The only other requirement is that I have a way to toggle between Android Auto and the car's regular display and controls.

      2) The audio to work like it already does. (Actually, I'd like to get my car's audio but interrupted with any activity, such as navigation instructions, not just voice calls. But this isn't a deal breaker.)

      That's it. Don't give me a different interface. Don't lock out features or apps. Don't throw me into a dedicated mode on my phone. Don't place shitty restrictions on shit. Just make it fucking work so I can have Google Maps on my fucking car's screen. Otherwise I'll be using a smaller, more distracting screen with less-accessible controls. If the goal is to prevent distractions you're achieving the exact opposite by making shit so frustrating and unusable.

      In theory, Android Auto should do most of what I want. In practice, it depends on the car and the device. My current phone, for example, will throw me into Android Auto if I plug it into any modern car, lock me in to Android Auto, and then be fucking worthless because there are no "supported" apps for Android Auto for my phone. WTF? Fuck you, LG!

    5. Re:What the... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Italy they forbid drivers to talk during the ride. They need their hands on the wheel!

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    6. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      CarPlay is even worse. Plug in an iPhone to a car that does CarPlay and it'll automatically pick something to start playing off Apple Music (which can't be disabled). If you had the radio on, it will take over control and switch it back to your phone. Can't turn it off. Can't choose what it'll play.

      Then, the only apps you can use are Apple ones, which means no Google Maps. Ever wanted to try and get some place with only Apple Maps? How well do you think that goes?

      If anything, BMW is saving their customers from the horrible experience that these "phone integration" things are.

    7. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

      Huh? AFAIK BMW does not support android auto at all.

    8. Re:What the... by sh00z · · Score: 1
      TFI says that BMW is blaming Apple...

      CarPlay isn't entirely free, however. As Markdown inventor and Apple guru Jon Gruber pointed out on Twitter, car manufacturers who wish to officially support Apple products must pay a licensing fee to enter Apple's Made for iPhone (MFi) program, just like any other licensed accessory maker.

      Which is only true if the automaker provides a cord ending in a Lightning connector. If they just have a USB socket and tell you to BYO Lightning cable, that fee vanishes as well.

    9. Re:What the... by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      If they can disable it if your don't pay the fee there must be some sort of service running in the background.

    10. Re:What the... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's it. Don't give me a different interface. Don't lock out features or apps. Don't throw me into a dedicated mode on my phone.

      I have a better one for you: Don't use a shitty interface that demands a lot of attention while you're using your car.

      Dear Google,
      On behalf of all the road users around sexconker please continue to not give him what he wants. We thank you for it.
      Signed,
      The luckily still alive because sexconker hasn't killed us yet.

    11. Re:What the... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      TFI says that BMW is blaming Apple...

      CarPlay isn't entirely free, however. As Markdown inventor and Apple guru Jon Gruber pointed out on Twitter, car manufacturers who wish to officially support Apple products must pay a licensing fee to enter Apple's Made for iPhone (MFi) program, just like any other licensed accessory maker.

      Which is only true if the automaker provides a cord ending in a Lightning connector. If they just have a USB socket and tell you to BYO Lightning cable, that fee vanishes as well.

      Even so (face it, BMW could just toss you an Apple USB to Lightning cable with the car. It ain't hard), the license fee is really just a once time fee for that item. You go through Apple,. get your stuff approved (ti can be trying, because Apple does do a lot of testing, including security testing) and get the license to use the logo. It's a one time fee and payment, not an ongoing thing (otherwise manufacturers of other things like speakers and headphones would be on the hook for payments as well).

      And seriously, $300 to use CarPlay in a $60K+ car? Really, people are so cheap to not add that?

    12. Re:What the... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I can talk on my phone while driving just fine, with both hands on the wheel. They invented this thing called a "speakerphone" ages ago, along with something called "Bluetooth".

    13. Re:What the... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Don't place ****** restrictions on ****. Just make it ******* work so I can have Google Maps on my ******* car's screen.

      Excuse me, young man! Is it really necessary for you to cuss so much?

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    14. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you used Android Auto? While dedicated mode is sometimes annoying it has a clear purpose. Once you get used to interfacing with your phone via voice you'll find you don't really need to look at it anymore. I routinely send and receive text through Android Auto just fine. Google Maps is great, I have maps downloaded for offline use as well if I am in an area with no cell reception.

      If I am listening to XM or FM it gives me the same voice prompts while navigating. Same goes with Pandora or Spotify.

      If you hate Android Auto you're probably using the wrong phone. My Samsung does just great, the only problem I have is with Pandora on occasion and it will randomly start playing music once I've gotten out of the car. Sometimes Pandora won't launch right either but thankfully that is few and far between. Solved by opening it on my phone then plugging back in.

      Overall there is still needs a fair amount of polish but it does a pretty serviceable job. The Infiniti Infotainment system I had prior definitely did better at doing what it does, it had a lot fewer features and because of the RIAA the Compact Flash card could only have 255 songs. They sued Nissan over that. Course bluetooth and sound quality is way better as my new car has 9 microphones and active noise canceling. People can hear me a lot better.

    15. Re:What the... by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      funny, I haven't had those problems...

    16. Re:What the... by swb · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out why carmakers and phone makers can't deliver on something as apparently simple as "remote desktop with touch screen interface". I gotta believe both current iOS & Android OS/Windowing systems can support this from a basic software feature set, maybe even with dynamic screen sizes/resolutions, too.

      Just doing this would literally make using a phone in the car safer. The same idiots who will try to use Snapchat on the road will still do it, they just won't be doing and juggling a phone in their hands.

      I don't get it why device makers don't make this more straightforward for carmakers to support and vice versa, why carmakers have to make it more retarded or do dumb shit like BMW's rental concept.

      Is it just a plot to make car/phone integration so shitty people just leave their phones at home?

    17. Re:What the... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen an Italian who does not need both hands to talk?

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    18. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying that they talk with their hands, but you didn't understand since you didn't watch the video stream.

    19. Re: What the... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I have a better one for you: Don't use a shitty interface that demands a lot of attention while you're using your car.

      It requires a lot of attention if you're a 90 year old Florida woman trying to remember which icon to push to deactivate your turn signal. For everyone without dementia it takes essentially zero attention. He's not talking about browsing Slashdot while driving; he's talking about being able to look at GPS instructions on his in-car display.

    20. Re:What the... by Spamalope · · Score: 1

      Really, for $60k BMW is too cheap to provide a radio that works fully?

    21. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes, simply not using CarPlay is a great way to avoid having any issues with it.

      Anyone who's ever used CarPlay knows it's a piece of shit that should have been banned by automotive safety regulators if they cared about keeping drivers safe.

    22. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats next an extra $80 a month if you want the airbags to work, another $80 for the brakes...

      Apple should just remove BMW from those allowed to use Airplay

    23. Re: What the... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      For everyone without dementia it takes essentially zero attention.

      Ahhh yes, you're another one of those 90% of people who think they are above average drivers. But you are unique in one way: Most of those other people have actual reading comprehension skills. Specifically the bit about where he's complaining about being restricted in apps, and having a dumbed down interface. ... You know, all the shit he's actually talking about rather than what you think he's talking about.

    24. Re:What the... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out why carmakers and phone makers can't deliver on something as apparently simple as "remote desktop with touch screen interface". I gotta believe both current iOS & Android OS/Windowing systems can support this from a basic software feature set, maybe even with dynamic screen sizes/resolutions, too.

      Just doing this would literally make using a phone in the car safer. The same idiots who will try to use Snapchat on the road will still do it, they just won't be doing and juggling a phone in their hands.

      I don't get it why device makers don't make this more straightforward for carmakers to support and vice versa, why carmakers have to make it more retarded or do dumb shit like BMW's rental concept.

      Is it just a plot to make car/phone integration so shitty people just leave their phones at home?

      Product liability laws. The same reason when I try to turn up the volume with my headphone, I first have to dig the phone out of my pocket and agree that listening to loud music can harm my hearing. And, I have to agree....every.....single....time. You may wreck while Snapchatting, but Google, et.al., can proclaim in court that they tried to protect you from yourself.

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    25. Re:What the... by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I was kind of excited to get a new car with an interface for my iPhone. I plugged it in and was thoroughly underwhelmed. Instead of seeing my screen, I just saw a few random useless apps that didn't work as well as what was on my phone. I really wanted to use google maps for directions/traffic, but I guess that isn't going to happen. I haven't used Apple Carplay since...

    26. Re:What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's not an airplane flying over your head ... it's the joke.

    27. Re: What the... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Ahhh yes, you're another one of those 90% of people who think they are above average drivers.

      No, I'm one of those 90% of people who don't suffer from dementia. Since you appear to be in the other 10% I think it's best that you stay off the road.

    28. Re: What the... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No, I'm one of those 90% of people who don't suffer from dementia. Since you appear to be in the other 10% I think it's best that you stay off the road.

      You know the first step to solving it is to admit you have a problem. You have a long way to go yet especially since you think you're able to judge my driving skills based on what I wrote. There's early onset dementia right there, to go with your stupid dangerous attitude towards driving.

      I wish you a long life, but somehow I doubt it will happen.

    29. Re: What the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use CarPlay all the time on my pioneer avx-4200 deck and I'm calling bullshit. It's an excellent experience. You may just have a car play implementation that sucks balls, in which case your manufacturer should be boiled in nitric acid until their skin dissolved.

    30. Re: What the... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You have a long way to go yet especially since you think you're able to judge my driving skills based on what I wrote.

      Well, yes, absolutely; if you think that paying attention to Google Maps on your display takes "a lot attention", you absolutely are suffering from some kind of mental impairment, and are not going to be able to deal with the amount of attention that every other aspect of driving requires. I'm not sure how, exactly, that means that I "have a long way to go", buy given your obvious ... "issues", I'm not surprised to see you write such things.

  3. If you don't like it don't buy it by mveloso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

    1. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

      That's ok. I didn't.

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    2. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a correct comparison.

      CarPlay is a one-time software install in the Infotainment system headunit to work with your Apple device's CarPlay client side. It's not a service.

      Navigation Updates are only if you want it updated to the most recent maps. So, sure, if you'd like a newer version of CarPlay (and subsequently other installed apps) and the only way it's allowed is via a firmware update from BMW, fine. That's paid.

      But, they shouldn't be charging for the software upfront like that.

    3. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by mveloso · · Score: 1

      First year free, like BMW assist.

    4. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

      That's ok. I didn't.

      I bet you use turn signals, you loser.

    5. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do currently, but that's changing.

      Current = $300 up front one off charge.

      2019 models onward = First year free, $80 per year after that.

    6. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But, they shouldn't be charging for the software upfront like that.

      Why not? If you don't like their fees and policies, then don't buy a BMW. There's absolutely no shortage of other automakers out there to buy from, and they don't do this.

      I say, more power to them. BMW buyers are likely to not care much about a $80/year fee, so BMW might as well soak them for whatever they can get out of them.

    7. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

      That's ok. I didn't.

      I bet you use turn signals, you loser.

      I stick to straight roads.

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    8. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      There's only one problem with that. Apple has already demonstrated that when they add a customer-hostile change to their lineup, other manufacturers will follow suit. eg: Fixed batteries, no headphone jack, etc.

      Everyone laughed at Apple. But then everyone started copying, including the manufacturers that initially laughed, like Google.

      This seems to me to be a very similar narrow-end-of-the-wedge kind of thing. Unless there's a very vocal and hostile response to this, I am willing to bet that other manufacturers will follow suit/

    9. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by cmseagle · · Score: 1
    10. Re: If you don't like it don't buy it by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I wish. That thing looks way more useful than the current piece of crap which barely has enough battery life to make it through the day and breaks in half if you look at it wrong.

    11. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      But those are active services they provide and it costs them to maintain those things.. Apple Carplay is just... there. Once installed, there is nothing they have to do, and no extra cost to them. In fact, they have to disable the Carplay remotely somehow at the end of the free year if you don't pony up.

    12. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      There's only one problem with that. Apple has already demonstrated that when they add a customer-hostile change to their lineup, other manufacturers will follow suit. eg: Fixed batteries, no headphone jack, etc.

      More like: all these problems aren't actually problems unless Apple is involved, due to the Hatorade Distortion Field.

    13. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too.

      Maybe in the USA. In Australia they offer BMW Assist for 3 years with new vehicles (it'll be built into the price, for sure) - but you cannot pay to keep getting it beyond the initial 3 years.

    14. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Well, it IS a problem, because Apple has so little variation in their products that you are forced to take it or leave it. Combine that with Apple's popularity/visibility, and any questionable decision they make is greatly magnified. Every other manufacturer has multiple products in their lineup with varying features, so if their mainstream model doesn't suit you, there's at least a decent chance that another device will.

      But things like non-removable batteries? AFAIK apple started this trend, and everyone else picked up on it. Apple also started the "remove the headphone jack" trend. Like it or not, Apple is a major trend-setter in technology. The tech manufacturing world is so shockingly devoid of ideas, so utterly unable to come up with novel things, that as soon as someone does something markedly different then everyone else starts jumping on the bandwagon, for good or for ill.

      I remember when the original Apple gumball iMacs came out with their multicolour translucent cases. Suddenly *everything* started getting Apple-blueberry translucent cases. Computers. Clothes irons. Microwaves. It was crazy.

      That's a great link though. I'll have to remember that! Shame it didn't go beyond 'holding it wrong'.

  4. Idiot for buying a BMW by rfengr · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You’d be stupid for buying a BMW anyway. Nothing wrong with a luxury car, but “German Engineering” has an abysmal record of reliability and high maintenance. BMW knows they can stick it to the suckers.

    1. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source? K, thx.

    2. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look at the car reliability reviews. The Japs are on top. It the same with motorcycles.

    3. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “German Engineering” has an abysmal record of reliability and high maintenance.

      German made cars don't seem to last any longer than any other brand of car but they do cost about double to service and maintain. I own one and I know for a fact that it costs a lot more to get basic service done on it than say a Ford, or a Toyota, or just about anything else. Would not buy again.

    4. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by rfengr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The issue I have is that I can buy a $30k Japanese car and have 100k miles of absolutely...zero...problems. So I should be able to buy a $60k German car and have the luxury features, with absolutely...zero...problems. Though that does not exist. I don't why why the hell they can't pull it off.

    5. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen the cost of repairing anything on a BMW?

      Oh, you took it to a non-BWM approved place for an oil change once? There goes your warranty.

    6. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by rsborg · · Score: 1

      You’d be stupid for buying a BMW anyway. Nothing wrong with a luxury car, but “German Engineering” has an abysmal record of reliability and high maintenance. BMW knows they can stick it to the suckers.

      I really don't understand where BMW is going with this move. It's really got to piss off their car buyers, or they'll just do what I used to do before CarPlay - just put the phone on a mount, and use it directly with voice commands and the occasional tap. Which will result in more crashes, I'm sure.

      A real dick move by BMW.

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    7. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Total lie there. Feel free to link to examples. This would actually violate US consumer protection law, but go on with your fantasy...

    8. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree. BMW is not a luxury car. It's a prestige symbol. Looks good. Cost too much. Works like crap. Mainly, it's built for people with too much money, and don't really need a reliable car. Either that, or people who want others to think that they have too much money, and don't really need a reliable car. My wife owned 2 BMW's. Both crap. At least I got to get rid of some extra money.

    9. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Pyramid · · Score: 1

      "Oh, you took it to a non-BWM approved place for an oil change once? There goes your warranty."

      In the United States, that's illegal. They can't force you to use the dealer for service nor can they force you to use OEM parts.

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    10. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by geekmux · · Score: 1

      You’d be stupid for buying a BMW anyway. Nothing wrong with a luxury car, but “German Engineering” has an abysmal record of reliability and high maintenance. BMW knows they can stick it to the suckers.

      I really don't understand where BMW is going with this move. It's really got to piss off their car buyers, or they'll just do what I used to do before CarPlay - just put the phone on a mount, and use it directly with voice commands and the occasional tap. Which will result in more crashes, I'm sure.

      It's going to piss off the 1% of potential customers. The other 99% don't give a shit. They're already being ripped off buying an overpriced car, $80/year isn't shit to the average BMW owner. BMW knows this, which is why they're doing it.

      A real dick move by BMW.

      That dick move is being done everywhere. You'll soon be paying a monthly subscription model for smart TV, iFridge, e-Oven, and smart car. You won't own any software running on the gutted phablet-puter of the future. Everything will run in the cloud, and you'll pay the SaaS mafia to access it.

      The concept of one-time fee and ownership, will soon be extinct, all because consumers don't give a shit enough to care to save it.

    11. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with a luxury car, but “German Engineering” has an abysmal record of reliability and high maintenance

      This is a relatively recent trend in the industry. It used to be widely known as a safe bet to buy a German, beaten only by some select Japanese cars for reliability. Alas...

    12. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by dbialac · · Score: 2

      You've not owned a BMW in the last few decades. Drove a 2008 328i to over 125,000 miles and didn't have a single problem. According to Consumer Reports, Toyota and Lexus are #1 and #2 (but mind you, are the same company). Meanwhile, Audi and BMW are 4 and 5 and are actually separate companies. IMO, they'd be higher if they didn't have the high performance models (S4, M3, etc.). My M3 did have a few things go wrong, but they really push the engine, etc. to the limit.

    13. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by djrobxx · · Score: 1

      BMW cars with CarPlay capability still retains BMW's existing smartphone interface. If you don't subscribe to CarPlay you can still use bluetooth integration or connect the phone via USB and get playlists, album art, siri with the steering wheel, etc.

      I'm guessing it will play out a bit like the TiVo on DirecTV situation. By the time they had worked out the TiVo HD DVR solution, the "native" DVR was feature-rich enough few could justify the cost premium. And that's not saying that TiVo wasn't better, it just wasn't better enough to justify a premium fee. I suspect BMW customers will see the same thing here. What is CarPlay really buying that they can't do with the normal BMW interface?

      I still think it's a shitty move too, though. I really loathe subscription models.

    14. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Germans tend to over-engineer things and jump on all the latest tech, and Japanese tend to be very conservative and wait a while. So the Japanese cars usually aren't as cutting-edge as the German or even American cars.

      The main problem with Japanese cars is that their infotainment tech is usually behind the others. Mazda and Toyota don't even have CarPlay or Android Auto available on their systems. The Germans have probably been doing infotainment longer than anyone else, so their systems are usually touted as the best.

    15. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Japs"... Are you racist, ignorant, an octogenarian, or just from Kentucky?
      Maybe all of the above...

    16. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the warranty would be enforceable even using 3rd party parts for maintenance?

      I understand how nice it would be, but isn't it a bit strange and unlikely?

    17. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look through Craigslist at the BMW ads. Anything with over 80k on the clock has a suspiciously low asking price.

    18. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Yet they do it all the time.

    19. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand where BMW is going with this move. It's really got to piss off their car buyers, or they'll just do what I used to do before CarPlay - just put the phone on a mount, and use it directly with voice commands and the occasional tap. Which will result in more crashes, I'm sure.

      I think the goal is to milk the pre-owned market for more money. For the people who trade after three years, they save $60. And for the people who buy a car after three years and use it for ten, instead of that $300 getting depreciated to $150, they instead spend $800.

      Of course, for smart consumers, this will mean that a used BMW is worth $800 less than it was before, and if consumers start treating it that way, then the three-year lease will have to go up by $800, and those folks will pay even more.

      Either way, consumers get screwed, and BMW should be ashamed of themselves, but they probably are too busy patting themselves on the back and smiling at their short-term stock growth to care that they're eroding the brand's image.

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    20. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      You mean the warranty would be enforceable even using 3rd party parts for maintenance?

      Third-party parts are usually associated with aftermarket mods, but it works the same for standard maintenance and consumable parts (oil filters, tires, etc).

      In these cases, the third-party parts aren't covered by the OEM warranty, but the original parts remain covered. They cannot void your warranty for using third-party parts in the US; the warranty continues to cover the OEM parts regardless.

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    21. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Japanese tend to be very conservative and wait a while. So the Japanese cars usually aren't as cutting-edge as the German or even American cars.

      As they should be. It's a car, not a device to replace/upgraded every year based on a bleeding edge.

      The main problem with Japanese cars is that their infotainment tech is usually behind the others.

      As long as I can replace the dash cover with something that allows for a double-din receiver replacement, then were all good =). Custom dash hardware is bullshit, and should never be accepted. Not only is it obsolete, but replacing them is easily 4x the cost from a dealership - not including installation.

      BTW, I'm Toyota for life!

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    22. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear! My 2011 Audi A4 is a money pit. I've never replaced so many parts on a car. Crazy.

    23. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by leathered · · Score: 1

      In the UK, BMW came last in the latest JD Power reliability survey out of 25 manufacturers. VW/Audi and Mercedes also have average reliability at best. The illusion that German cars are well engineered has little basis in reality, and if you own one out of warranty it's just a matter of time before a horrendous repair bill comes your way.

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    24. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      The main problem with Japanese cars is that their infotainment tech is usually behind the others.

      Frankly at this point that's a feature rather than a problem. All of the various "infotainment" solutions from all of the manufacturers are so crap that I would much rather rip them out and install an aftermarket solution. Not only are aftermarket decks better, and provide more choice, but they're cheaper too.

      With Japanese cars this tends to be easy, while American automakers have started making it more and more difficult.

    25. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??? Audi is #4 in reliability bested only by Toyota/Lexus and Kia.

      https://www.consumerreports.org/car-reliability-owner-satisfaction/car-brands-reliability-how-they-stack-up/

    26. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Cost too much. Works like crap.

      I'm fucking bewildered by all this BMW hate. You and a dozen others, all spouting bullshit that doesn't match my experience, or that of people I know.

      I owned a 1 series BMW. It was fucking awesome. By far the best car I've owned.

      It ran well, it didn't break down, it handled beautifully, it was just an excellent car. It was also relatively economical to run, fun to drive and didn't depreciate any faster than other cars.

      I can't get an equivalent Japanese, Korean or American car. My BMW wasn't cheap but it was good value for money.

    27. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Stop going to the dealership. ( In the BMW enthusiast websites I read when I need to do something to my BMW, they refer to them as "stealerships". )
      Find a good independent shop. Or do the work yourself

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    28. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the snowflake

    29. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      German car owner here. In fact, owner of multiple German cars over the years. They may have over-engineered them in the past but that is most certainly not the case today. In fact, they are woefully under-engineered, even before you factor in how much they cost.

      The last over-engineered German car I had was a W140 (S-Class). The electronics were still a bit dodgy, but mechanically, it was solid and a thing of beauty. Today's German cars are over-priced and horribly engineered. They're still great to drive, beautiful to look at, very pleasant to sit in but the days of a Benz lasting more than half a million miles without major work is long gone.

      Even in terms of tech, they are lagging. Laser headlights (BMW 7-series)? That's a multi-thousand dollar disaster waiting to happen. There is practically no benefit over LED lighting. Adaptive headlights? Another pending money pit. And why? Sure, theoretically you can argue that headlights that follow the steering wheel but in practice, it has zero real-world benefit. You're just one motor failure from googly headlights and a $4,000 bill.

      Technology, to me, is things like exotic, light weight material for weight reduction across all models, or better engineering of critical components like valves, suspension to make them last longer . Gadgets like night vision and massaging seats are cool, but they're not leaps in technology.

    30. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    31. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hate for people in their 80s? Are you an ageist or something?

    32. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was using as an abbreviation for people who live in Japan. Therefore the correct answer is "ignorant" since he totally forgot some people have hissy fits over abbreviations.

    33. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to burst your bubble, but German cars, BMW included, tend to score best in the reliability statistics.

    34. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever seen the cost of repairing anything on a BMW?

      Expensive parts != unreliable.

      Oh, you took it to a non-BWM approved place for an oil change once? There goes your warranty.

      What kind of idiot lets a car that is still under warranty be serviced by a workshop that is not a dealership? Penny wise and pound foolish...

    35. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So according to this study, Åkoda is great, Audi is terrible and VW and SEAT are somewhere in between, despite all four largely sharing the same platforms, technology and components. Somehow I have trouble believing this. For what it's worth, in other studies, German and Japanese brands (except for Nissan) tend to score best.

    36. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet almost every twenty or more year old car you ever see is German...

    37. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      LOL. You trust CR...chump.

      VW/Porsche/Audi is one company. They've standardized. The perform like VWs, are reliable like Porsches and have maintenance costs and parts availability like Audis.

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    38. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Stealerships aren't just BMW dude. Anybody who has non-warranty work done at a dealer is too stupid to live.

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    39. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem with Japanese cars is that their infotainment tech is usually behind the others.

      Well, that and rust. They also tend to look frumpy and have mediocre interiors. There are good reasons why they largely disappeared in the 1990s.

    40. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the manufacturer still has to provide warranty to the engine if engine oil was used that didn't meet the manufacturer's specifications? That seems extremely unlikely.

    41. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still true, though. The Japanese are not as good as they used to be, but still overall pretty good and the Germans are still on top. Some French and Korean cars are also very good, while others are just as bad as Italian and American cars.

    42. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to find that those people calling somebody a "snowflake" are generally the really precious snowflakes themselves...

    43. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Japs" is a term, like "pakis", used by older generations. I'd imagine that anybody in their 60s or older would be more likely to use it than a younger generation.

    44. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so stupid about wanting original parts and wanting them installed properly?

    45. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Expecting that from a dealer IS stupid. You will generally get factory parts, if the car is newish. Dealers don't stock parts for cars over seven years old. They know they don't see anything older. 'Dealer only' parts are almost always special order BTW...had a car with 'dealer only' windshield wipers.

      Tech talent? You obviously don't know how dealerships treat their techs. Finding a trustworthy independant can be difficult. Play stupid, see if they try and cheat you. Don't expect them to 'stay the same' ether. Get to know the good tech, if (s)he leaves, worry. The thing to remember is: There are no trustworthy dealership service departments. Filter you search for a trustworth shop appropriately.

      The key thing to look for is accurate diagnosis. If they go rounds and rounds, installing new parts, they're just OBD monkeys, find a better shop. You could do that. They're supposed to have done it 1000 times and know what 'these cars from these years' do. At least if you had the sense to buy a reasonably common car.

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    46. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expecting that from a dealer IS stupid. You will generally get factory parts, if the car is newish. Dealers don't stock parts for cars over seven years old. They know they don't see anything older. 'Dealer only' parts are almost always special order BTW...had a car with 'dealer only' windshield wipers.

      Of course they don't stock anything they don't need very regularly, but they can order everything. By the way, I see lots of cars older than seven years in the service area car park when I take my fourteen-year-old car for service.

      Tech talent? You obviously don't know how dealerships treat their techs. Finding a trustworthy independant can be difficult. Play stupid, see if they try and cheat you. Don't expect them to 'stay the same' ether. Get to know the good tech, if (s)he leaves, worry. The thing to remember is: There are no trustworthy dealership service departments. Filter you search for a trustworth shop appropriately

      Some of the very best independents may be as good or better than dealerships, but with a dealership, you at least have the guarantee that they use parts supplied or approved by the car maker, the official service procedures prescribed by the car maker and that they would lose their franchise if they would regularly perform their work poorly. It also affects resale value if the service booklet is missing stamps or they're not from a dealership.

    47. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Techs put up with stealerships, as a gauntlet. Five years maximum at the dealer, now you can work someplace that doesn't abuse the fuck out of you. Dealer techs are 90% recent 'Wyotech' grads (OBD monkeys), 10% longtimers looking to get out. Walk around the shop area at your dealer. Find a tech over 30...

      They don't _make_ factory parts for your car after seven. The dealer gets parts delivery from the same parts stores as any shop. Certified? LOL.

      Dealers have recently (last few years) started to add an hourly 'shop fee' to the labor rate, $20/hour is typical. That's _more_ than they pay the techs.

      Lose their franchise for poor service? Nonsense. Name one that has. Dealers get convicted of fraud and keep their franchise. Selling too few cars is the only way to lose your franchise (or having supported the wrong political party during a bailout, but that's another discussion). Even if you are convicted of stealing from the finance company and having your wife killed in a fake kidnapping, you get to sell the stealership.

      Those other old cars? They belong to the techs. You are a fairly unique chump, taking a beater to a stealership.

      Resale value? Not unless you're talking about an exotic. Nobody cares where you had a 14 year old car serviced, at all. They car how good a vacuum it pulls at idle etc.

      The only reason to get near a stealership is to maintain warranty.

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    48. Re: Idiot for buying a BMW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Techs put up with stealerships, as a gauntlet. Five years maximum at the dealer, now you can work someplace that doesn't abuse the fuck out of you. Dealer techs are 90% recent 'Wyotech' grads (OBD monkeys), 10% longtimers looking to get out. Walk around the shop area at your dealer. Find a tech over 30...

      There seems to be quite a wide spread. Indeed some in their twenties, but also quite a few in their fifties and sixties. I have no idea what a Wyotech is, though.

      They don't _make_ factory parts for your car after seven.

      Bullshit. The same, identical part is often used for longer than seven years in different models. Model-specific parts tend to be made until there are no current models that use them anymore, but they are stocked for many years. The car manufacturer can usually supply them for many years, typically far more than ten.

      The dealer gets parts delivery from the same parts stores as any shop

      They get them from the importer, supplied by the car manufacturer's service organisation. They have to, even if the identical part can be bought much cheaper in a different box directly from the parts supplier. It's part of their dealership agreement.

      Dealers have recently (last few years) started to add an hourly 'shop fee' to the labor rate, $20/hour is typical. That's _more_ than they pay the techs.

      Of course they charge more than they pay their employees. Otherwise they wouldn't make a profit. Most dealerships have a fixed hourly rate, based on the number of hours the car manufacturer has specified for the service or repair to be performed. You do tend to get an incentive discount with older cars, though, in order for them to remain more competitive with independent workshops.

      Dealers get convicted of fraud and keep their franchise.

      Name one.

      or having supported the wrong political party during a bailout, but that's another discussion

      I doubt car importers are interested in what party car dealership owners support, or that they would bailout a dealership in the first place.

      Even if you are convicted of stealing from the finance company and having your wife killed in a fake kidnapping, you get to sell the stealership.

      Sure, of course...

      Those other old cars? They belong to the techs.

      Why would the technicians be allowed to park their private cars in the service car park? Also, there are usually plenty of 10+ year old licence plates on the screen, so at least a large fraction is from customers.

      You are a fairly unique chump, taking a beater to a stealership.

      I don't have a beater and I don't take it to a thing that only exists in your mind.

      Resale value? Not unless you're talking about an exotic. Nobody cares where you had a 14 year old car serviced, at all. They car how good a vacuum it pulls at idle etc.

      Well, I wouldn't buy a second-hand car that wasn't dealer serviced (unless it's a rare old classic or something that is hard to find to begin with) and many other people wouldn't either. It's the first thing that people ask when you want to sell a car. It definitely matters to resale value.

  5. Peanuts compared to the overall cost of ownership by Phearless+Phred · · Score: 1

    Gouging is the dealer charging $500 to code and install a new battery, or $1000/axle to have the brakes done. The people complaining about this don't have BMWs.

  6. There is a good reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's to allow consumer choice. What if you want to switch devices and use the android version? You shouldn't be locked in with that single $300 purchase, and be forced to make another one. By charging annually you can choose which device type you want to use every year.

  7. If you have a BMW.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a BMW or any luxury car, you can afford it.

    If you can't, then WTF are you doing buying/leasing a BMW?!

    1. Re:If you have a BMW.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen a rich person not bitching and moaning when he was supposed to pay a nickel extra?

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    2. Re:If you have a BMW.... by Pyramid · · Score: 1

      You don't get rich by indiscriminately squandering your money...

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  8. Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wallet by Arkham · · Score: 5, Informative

    All new Audis have CarPlay support. My A4 has a CarPlay and supports Android Auto too.

    Other luxury brands that also have it without a recurring fee:

    https://www.apple.com/ios/carp...

    Mercedes
    Volvo
    Alfa Romeo
    Porsche
    Lincoln
    Cadillac
    Bentley
    Astin Martin

    Just don't buy a BMW -- the other brands are generally better cars anyway. Audis are awesome.

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  9. Considering how broken CarPlay is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given how entirely broken CarPlay is, it probably costs them at least that much a year to keep patching around Apple bugs.

    It's a worthless feature anyway. Quick show of hands, who here thinks you should integrate texting into a car? Anyone? If car manufacturers cared about safety, they'd ban the feature anyway. You shouldn't be using your cellphone while driving.

  10. Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Turn off your phone and put it away. Turn off all the 'entertainment center' bullshit. Put both hands on the wheel, look ahead, and drive your goddamned cars. A car should not be a lifestyle choice, it should be transportation. In fact don't even buy cars that have all this shit in the first place. Quit being spoiled babies that need a bunch of toys.

    1. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here here!! nice one.. i remember the days without air conditioning, driving all night in the summer when it was cool... with the wing windows wide open and all other windows rolled down too.... amen!!

    2. Re:Just shut up and drive. by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2

      So no radios, either? Or AC/heaters? Those are much more distracting (more buttons, below my touch screen and requires eyes off the road) than CarPlay.

    3. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Pascoea · · Score: 2

      Turn off all the 'entertainment center' bullshit.

      Yeah, you tell 'em! Drive in complete silence, that'll make everything perfect. Better put those kids, spouses, and pets in the trunk too, don't want them distracting you.

      A car should not be a lifestyle choice, it should be transportation.

      And you better not get one damn bit of enjoyment out of driving your car either. This is an exercise in utility, you're not allowed to make this experience more bearable.

      Quit being spoiled babies that need a bunch of toys.

      Quit worrying about how other people live their lives, and I bet yours will improve too.

    4. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm ... either you or your car is defective. I start my 25 year old truck, and the radio is still in the same state as when I turned it off. No button pushing needed.

    5. Re:Just shut up and drive. by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      Were you aware that multiple stations are available by turning the dial? And that there's no problem with making this adjustment while driving?

    6. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So you listen to shitty 00s/10s Top-40 pop music, or worse, redneck rock (aka "country")?

      There isn't anything else on the radio in most places.

    7. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you didn't raise your kids properly so they're undisciplined little animals who can't behave themselves, that's not OUR problem, that's all you buddy.
      Also if you're not enjoying the pure act of driving then you don't properly appreciate the FREEDOM of the bare act and don't deserve it. Go take a bus or something.
      I'll tell you how to live your life all I want because it's obvious from just a few words from you that you need the direction, you've fucked up (rowdy spoiled kids, disrespectful disruptive wife, doesn't appreciate actual freedom, needs a bunch of toys to amuse yourself) and probably shouldn't be allowed to run around unsupervised. People like you are the reason everyone else is getting fat, lazy, stupid, and why we're getting self driving cars shoved down our throats.

    8. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easier to use hard buttons and knobs without looking at anything other than the road. And even if one doesn't have button and knob positions memorized, a quick glance is all that's needed to help aim the hand in the general area, and the rest of the hand motion can happen while you're looking at the road, and feeling out the buttons n the general area. I *hate* dealing with a touch screen while driving. When I have an audio book on my phone, and I need to pause or start, I try to do the quick glance and then move the hand into position while not looking at the phone, but it's harder than with hard buttons and knobs. Sometimes I need a second glance at the screen to confirm that I hit the right place with my finger.

    9. Re:Just shut up and drive. by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Put both hands on the wheel, look ahead, and drive your goddamned cars.

      You're single, I take it.

    10. Re:Just shut up and drive. by MaxiCat_42 · · Score: 1

      BMWs didn't come with radios until the late 80s. This was at a time when most UK and foreign models did. The radio was not not even an optional extra!

      Phil.

    11. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in my area there's also RWNJs and sportsball related talk

  11. I would charge much more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not? The cost of feeding the ego of these customers is never high enough. All their income and all the money they can ever borrow is totally up for grabs. Honestly, I was expecting much higher fees when I saw the word "gouging". I'm disappointed. In my opinion, BMW is really leaving a lot of money on the table here...

  12. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're NOT the boss of my testicle furs.

    Good Day.

  13. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    luxury brands
    Volvo

    lol what

  14. Not Even Leases by nealric · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure even leases come out ahead here. Although the lessee doesn't get the full value of carplay over the lifetime of the vehicle, they also don't pay for the entire vehicle- only the depreciation on the vehicle for the period of the lease plus a profit margin. So, while it added $300 to the vehicle cost, it probably only added around $100 to the total lease payments over 3-years. Under this scheme, a 3-year lessee will pay $160 to have carplay for the duration.

  15. Turn signals: no extra charge by Drunkulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if BMW drivers would use turn signals if they were Apple branded and cost more?

    1. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by Strider- · · Score: 2

      Any time i feel like my job is meaningless and/or futile, I just think about the poor SOB who installs the turn signals on BMWs, and then I don't feel so bad.

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    2. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Any time i feel like my job is meaningless and/or futile, I just think about the poor SOB who installs the turn signals on BMWs, and then I don't feel so bad.

      Just tell me who the SOB was who designed the turn signals switches for their motorcycles. I've got a bone to pick with that guy.

    3. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The BMWs that are sold in Europe probably have their turn signals used quite faithfully. It's the stupid American BMW buyers who don't.

    4. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      BMW drivers are psychopaths in Europe, too.

    5. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      LOL... yes, replace the little arrows with tiny Apple, Inc. logos, with rainbow pattern, and have the colors undulate as the blinkers are on. Sure, Steve Jobs would probably call this over-branding, but it would be worth it if it could get BMW (and other expensive car owners) to use their turn-signals like they're LEGALLY REQUIRED to. Ah, what a wonderful world...

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  16. SaaS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great. SaaS coming to cars now. Just what we need.

    I really wish this SaaS model would die.

  17. shifting product values by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    Well, people have the same kind of complaint that luxury hotels charge their customers for wifi access (who are already paying top $ for the room). It's a price discrimination, willingness to pay thing.

    Separately, BMW is falling way behind in awareness of consumer preferences for technology. They're relegating the product ownership of this stuff to a stepchild, while consumers are actually viewing it one of the core experiences of driving now. This is a mistake.

  18. Headline is nonsense by Mike · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...unless you're a socialist.

    1. Re:Headline is nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only socialists prefer not to be price gouged?

      I'm suppose that capitalists love it so much.

    2. Re:Headline is nonsense by Mike · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Only socialists are economically illiterate enough to use the word "gouge".

  19. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volvo is positioned as a luxury brand. It was under Ford and continues to be so under Geely.

  20. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not sure why downvoted... I guess people are just jealous that you got first post and used it to make a good point.

  21. Booooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple and Google provide the software saving the embarrassment of whatever (most likely inferior) software devs BMW could hire to make their own. Then they have the audacity to charge for Apple's and Google's work. Get fukt, BMW.

  22. GM by Luthair · · Score: 1

    While GM is offering Android Auto & Carplay on most of their cars, they are starting to introduce ads into their infotainment. Just another reason to disconnect the onstar modem if tracking your ever move weren't enough.

    1. Re:GM by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I'd buy a French car before putting up with that crap.

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    2. Re:GM by swb · · Score: 1

      Pro tip: Just draw the Renault logo on a cardboard box. It's cheaper, and it runs and drives just like the same thing, and it's cheaper.

    3. Re:GM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad has a newish Chevy truck and I tried to use the GPS when I was riding with him. "Oh, you can't. It's disabled because I didn't want to pay an annual fee."

      I can understand OnStar needing an annual fee, but them straight-up disabling a part of your car for not paying? I'm glad I drive a Japanese car.

    4. Re:GM by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Mommy! He said a bad thing!

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  23. CarPlay / Android Auto are just by rsborg · · Score: 1

    Carplay isn't a service. It's a pair of software programs, one runs in your car - the other on your phone. Bizarre. BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

    Actually the head end has very little software, it's just like a hardware VNC. The UI is entirely dependent on iOS or Android. It also means bug fixes and enhancements to the UI come with OS updates.

    For BMW to charge $80/mo is pure larceny.

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    1. Re:CarPlay / Android Auto are just by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      For BMW to charge $80/mo is pure larceny.

      It's $80/yr., not $80/mo., and the first year is free. Compared to the original $300 flat rate the breakeven point is around 4.75 years; if you change vehicles at least that often then the subscription model ends up being less expensive.

      The fact that both the original $300 flat-rate and the new $80/yr. subscription are a bit excessive for just turning on a relatively trivial software feature—not including the necessary hardware, which was already included with the vehicle—is an entirely separate matter.

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    2. Re:CarPlay / Android Auto are just by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have CarPlay on my $31k ($16.5K after EV and dealer rebates ) Ford Focus Electric as part of the base price.

      Perhaps - perhaps, the BMW hardware integration for CarPlay is somehow better, but on my FFE is pretty dang nice and ALL of that UI/UX is done by Apple.

      So it's just usury just like when Apple asks Spotify / Netflix to pay 30% of any account charges originated from an iOS account (though in that case you can get around it by opening up the account outside of an Apple device).

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  24. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by beelsebob · · Score: 2

    Hey, centuries ago called. News papers, news broadcasts, and news websites contain, and have contained for decades editorial content. This is nothing new, or nefarious. The headline calls out that this is a commentary piece, not a news piece.

  25. It's not cheaper, either. by nicholasjay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They says that for leases, the 'pay per year' method is cheaper, but let's boil that down.

    On a three year least, with the 'pay per year' method, you'll pay $0 for your first year and $80 for each of your next two years. So $160 total.

    If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126! Still cheaper! You'd have to have a residual less than 47% for the new method to be worth it.

  26. Saving BMW Owners Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol at saving BMW owners money. BMW owners exist just to have their money extracted.

  27. like playing netflix on an xbox by technosaurus · · Score: 2

    Way back in the day, one of the many reasons I went with the PS3 vs the Xbox360, was that they didn't require an anual fee to access services that were not provided by their network (youtube, netflix, etc...)

  28. Taking a cue from the cell phone companies by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Way back in the before times, I had a Blackberry provided by my employer. It was on Verizon. The device had GPS hardware built in, and Google Maps was already a thing. But as soon as I activated with Verizon, they remotely disabled the GPS. For an additional $4.95/month I could have "Blackberry Navigation", which was a worse implementation of Google Maps.

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  29. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You apparently need to go and sit in a Volvo. They are most definitely luxury cars, at least on a par with Audi and BMW, though not on a par with Porsche and Bentley.

  30. Re:Boycott carplay by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2, Informative

    This isn't Apple - they don't charge for CarPlay. I don't pay anything extra for it in my Kia.

  31. If you're concerned about cost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you shouldn't be buying a BMW.

  32. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen what a new Volvo costs these days?

    It's in the same bracket as Mercedes/BMW/Audi/etc

  33. apple's cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple should, in their contract to car makers, request 70% of any fee's collected for feature accessibility... no fee no problem, you take a fee, it goes to Apple.

  34. What a Joke by Pyramid · · Score: 1

    If BMW was interested in making Carplay more palatable to those who lease, they'd eliminate the fee altogether. Making people pay for integration with an infotainment system that has a UI so terrible it's legendary while it's totally free on the most "pedestrian" vehicles is beyond stupid/greedy.

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  35. So, do we get support and updates for this? by alispguru · · Score: 1

    We don't?

    No sale, then, absolutely.

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  36. Re:Boycott carplay by berj · · Score: 1

    It's not Apple charging this recurring fee.. it's BMW. No other car maker (that I know of) does this or intends to.

  37. Awww...Poor Beemer Driver Butthurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World's smallest violin...etc.

    Question: "What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?"

    Answer: "With one of them, the prick is on the outside."

  38. Re:Boycott carplay by sh00z · · Score: 1

    This isn't Apple - they don't charge for CarPlay. I don't pay anything extra for it in my Kia.

    See my comment above. The article says that BMW is claiming this is a flowdown of an Apple fee.

  39. Expect more of this... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    As the new "features" of cars become more and more software-based, I expect monthly subscription fee presence to become more and more universal. It is a lot easier to enable a feature implemented in software (just toggle a flag), than it is to bring the car back to the dealer and install a feature that requires hardware. So as the focus of features becomes the dashboard display and the software that enables it, the car manufacturers are only going to exploit those features more and more for their monthly revenue stream.

  40. BMW is just a corporate findomme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has an expensive BMW convertible with 90K miles. From a drivetrain POV, it is a piece of crap that has already topped $10K in maintenance and repairs and strands someone about three times a year with a cranking problem that has survived multiple expensive repair attempts. I have also heard many stories from other BMW owners of having to leave their sub 100K mile vehicles at the dealer overnight for repairs even while still under warranty. They often actually count themselves as "satisfied customers" due to the "wonderful service". Go figure.

    My Hyundai Sante Fe, on the other hand, has over 160K miles on it and has never stranded anyone. It has had some repairs, but the total on them is less than $5K, the most expensive was a full brake system rework that was my fault, it has always made it to the shop on its own, and the repairs were always same day.

    I am convinced that BMW owners include a high percentage of people who get off on financial domination. BMW is happy to be their money mistress/master. If BMW were to sell the vehicles to them as parts to be assembled by the dealership for double the factory price, they'd happily go for it. This is BMW's unique appeal.

    1. Re:BMW is just a corporate findomme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drive a Nissan Armada (2012) with 140K on the clock. It is the most trouble-free car I have ever owned, period. I have only had one nonroutine repair expense the entire time I've owned it, and it was a $4 transmission hose that sprung a pinhole leak.

  41. Serves 'em right by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Funny

    You could argue that BMW drivers don't deserve this, but Apple users certainly do.

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  42. Software updates? by ruddk · · Score: 1

    Today I was looking into buying a car radio with Appleplay and Android Auto.
    So I found a Pioneer radio and did a bit of googling to see what people says about it and I discovered that it had problems with IOS 11.
    https://www.pioneer-car.eu/eur...

    Now this radio was a new radio released in 2017 so one would assume that a update would fix it, but I have been unable to find any evidence that the issue have been resolved.(and I need a 1-din radio of which there are few options)

    So apparently now your radio needs software updates to stay useful and keep functioning with the same feature set and I am guessing BMW wants money to keep programming and delivering software updates?

  43. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you just want an ordinary car with CarPlay, Honda Accords have them.

  44. It's not a service! by TiberiusKirk · · Score: 1

    It's an interface! Hack the fucker and put Android Auto on it!

  45. Benefits lease users by rrosales · · Score: 1

    According to the article, Apple is changing their fee structure so the cost is being passed onto the customer. Besides if you lease a BMW car, $300 for a 3 year lease is more expensive than 1 year free and 2 years @ $80 each year.

  46. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my cheap mirage g4 has aa/cp

  47. Vote with your wallet by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Presumably you understand that you are buying a BMW and how much you will be wasting upfront and on maintenance/fuel costs. And that you can have "CarPlay" for $10 one time investment.. Let's not even go into Apple tax. If money is not an object for you, what do you care either way on buy vs subscribe? All things being equal, I would go for subscription. A lot of things could change by the time a purchase would break even in 4 years - I may not drive the same car, I may not use iPhone (I don't know, but I also may not in future) or CarPlay hardware/software may change without good support from BMW. At least subscription revenue might motivate BMW to offer support and upgrades. Not like with the useless 30 pin iPod jack on my wife's car.

    1. Re:Vote with your wallet by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      It's principle more than anything else. CarPlay isn't a service, it's just software that's already installed on your car. It seems ridiculous to pay a monthly fee to license software that other carmakers give you for free. When you pay for a premium, luxury experience, features like this should be included. That's the entire point of a luxury car; stuff that makes life easier and more comfortable is included.

      Can BMW owners afford it? If course they probably can. But having to pay monthly fees for stuff that less expensive cars include feels like a pointless money grab. It's not like BMW is hurting for money.

    2. Re:Vote with your wallet by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I kind of agree that at this price point you shouldn't be nickled and dimed. But as for ownership rather than service, it depends on nature of the thing. I don't see CarPlay being durable without ongoing hardware and software support. My previous car had a cassette player. I would rather have paid an annual fee for music playback and have VW incentivised to help me upgrade it to iPod cable and then Bluetooth - or stop paying and come up with my own solution if they flaked out. Ownership is for when I am sure I will want the same item, exactly as it is as including natural aging, long term.

    3. Re:Vote with your wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but in this case you're buying the cassette player, and paying an annual fee to use it; then you're buying the iPod adapter and paying to use it, then buying the CD player and paying to use it. They'll probably take the opportunity to remove non-Carplay GPS, too, so now you'll be buying the map book annually even if you don't really need to update it, and paying the fee annually to use it.

      I don't see how that's a good deal for anyone except BMW.

    4. Re:Vote with your wallet by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Except I stop paying if the vendor doesn't provide a low cost update to current hardware+software and do my own thing. Ideally hardware is provided free of charge with rental.

    5. Re:Vote with your wallet by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      The difference here is if you stop paying BMW's CarPlay fee, it stops working completely. Whereas if you stop paying to upgrade your audio hardware, at least you get to keep using what you last upgraded to.

      At least if BMW just charged for software updates, that would make more sense as you're paying for changes and improvements. But paying every month just to be able to use it period? That's screwed up.

  48. Per click fee for turn signals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, this is nothing compared to per-click fee for using turn signals I have to pay on my BMW. Why else do you think I change lanes without a warning, as if I have a death wish? I am not a maniac, I simply cannot afford to signal.

  49. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by mveloso · · Score: 1

    The problem with Audis is the huge dashboard. I mean WTF, the thing looks as big as a kitchen table.

  50. Re:Boycott carplay by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are many, many options/features on cars that include licensing, and you already pay a premium for advanced infotainment systems. Those tend not to have recurring charges outside your purchase or lease price. At best, that's just an excuse from BMW.

  51. The Future is Rent-Charges by alteran · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rents are the future of innovation.

    Taste the Freedum!

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  52. BMW Drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who gives a FUCK about BMW drivers??

    The more pain they suffer, the better.

    1. Re:BMW Drivers by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      BMW should sell a service that allows drivers to cut people off in traffic, and disable that ability when owners fail to pay their annual fee. Because right now we have BMW drivers cutting people off in traffic for FREE.

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  53. Re:Boycott carplay by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Hell Hyundai Canada just released an update that added CarPlay to my 2015 Sonata. And it was DIY if you wanted; go to a website, put in the VIN, download the update, get it on to an SD card, and apply it to the car. Done and done.

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  54. Im sure apple will be suing BWM soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BMW is making a profit off of an apple product and apple not getting its 30%!!! Release the lawyers.

  55. I was a multi BMW buyer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But crap just like this and unreasonable dealer fees made me leave, I am a person that once you lose my business I never return because your money is the only true voice you have.

  56. Makes me wonder... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Is there some way in which I can boycott, in protest, misbehavior of a corporation when I was not planning to buy their products ANYWAY? I suppose I could buy a shirt emblazoned with "Fuck BMW" but somehow, I don't think it would really have any effect besides making people wonder, "why is that guy wearing a 'Fuck BMW' shirt?" and "What did they ever do to him"? To this I would be obliged to reply, "well, they're planning to start CHARGING their customers for using Apple CarPlay!" to which they'd likely reply, "so what, they're rich assholes in the first place, so fuck 'em" and I'd be virtually forced to respond, "you know what, I think you may have a point there." Then I might perhaps have to turn my shirt inside-out.

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    1. Re:Makes me wonder... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Is there some way in which I can boycott, in protest, misbehavior of a corporation when I was not planning to buy their products ANYWAY?

      You can stand on a soap box and complain. But realistically speaking if you aren't a customer then it's probably none of your fucking business.

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  57. CarPlay may not be part of residual by perpenso · · Score: 1

    They says that for leases, the 'pay per year' method is cheaper, but let's boil that down.

    On a three year least, with the 'pay per year' method, you'll pay $0 for your first year and $80 for each of your next two years. So $160 total.

    If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126! Still cheaper! You'd have to have a residual less than 47% for the new method to be worth it.

    You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new owner? Are you sure the "remainder" of the CarPlay fee goes into the residual value? I expect CarPlay is outside that residual. The residual is supposed to be the wholesale value of the car. If CarPlay is not transferable it can not be part of that value.

    1. Re:CarPlay may not be part of residual by nicholasjay · · Score: 2

      They says that for leases, the 'pay per year' method is cheaper, but let's boil that down.

      On a three year least, with the 'pay per year' method, you'll pay $0 for your first year and $80 for each of your next two years. So $160 total.

      If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126! Still cheaper! You'd have to have a residual less than 47% for the new method to be worth it.

      You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new owner? Are you sure the "remainder" of the CarPlay fee goes into the residual value? I expect CarPlay is outside that residual. The residual is supposed to be the wholesale value of the car. If CarPlay is not transferable it can not be part of that value.

      Right now it absolute is part of the residual. Right now in BMWs, CarPlay is an optional feature (despite that on most other cars CarPlay is included as a standard feature). Think of it like an optional sunroof. The leasee pays part of that cost just like he pays for part of the car in general.

      My current car has CarPlay. If I sell the car to someone else, she gets CarPlay, too. Just like she gets the sunroof I paid extra for. It's part of the car. CarPlay isn't a service (like satellite radio, for instance). No one is coming to lock the sunroof shut in my car when I sell it. BMW will lock CarPlay, though.

      No one else charges a yearly fee for CarPlay. My wife's near-poverty-spec Honda came with CarPlay, and it'll work years down the road even though we don't pay Honda anything for it.

    2. Re:CarPlay may not be part of residual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new owner? Are you sure the "remainder" of the CarPlay fee goes into the residual value? I expect CarPlay is outside that residual. The residual is supposed to be the wholesale value of the car. If CarPlay is not transferable it can not be part of that value.

      BMW will lock CarPlay, though.

      That's my point. If CarPlay is not transferable to that next owner/leasee then it does not seem to be part of the residual for BMWs.

    3. Re:CarPlay may not be part of residual by perpenso · · Score: 1
      oops, responded AC ...

      You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new owner? Are you sure the "remainder" of the CarPlay fee goes into the residual value? I expect CarPlay is outside that residual. The residual is supposed to be the wholesale value of the car. If CarPlay is not transferable it can not be part of that value.

      BMW will lock CarPlay, though.

      That's my point. If CarPlay is not transferable to that next owner/leasee then it does not seem to be part of the residual for BMWs.

    4. Re: CarPlay may not be part of residual by nicholasjay · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s only not part of the residual when the switch to the pay-per-year model (in the 2019 model year). Because the $80 per year fee is paid on top of the lease payment.

      Thatâ(TM)s what makes the new, pay-per-year method more expensive than the $300 one-time-few method. And yet BMW is claiming the opposite.

    5. Re: CarPlay may not be part of residual by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I missed something but I don't think we answered the original question. I'm partly to blame for using "owner" rather than "leasee" in my question. But in an earlier post it was stated:

      "If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126!"

      My question should have been stated as:

      "You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new leasee?"

      Owners, non-BMWs are not answering the question.

    6. Re: CarPlay may not be part of residual by nicholasjay · · Score: 1

      As it is right now (pre-2019 BMWs and every other car that comes with CarPlay), CarPlay is a feature of the car, like a CD player. So, yes, the license for CarPlay transfers to subsequent owners (like the license to the software that controls the CD player).

      In 2019+ BMWs, the subsequent owners would have to pay the yearly fee.

  58. End of built-in smart car systems by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I want cars to be sold with an empty double-DIN slot. If you want a radio or entertainment or whatever installed that should be from a third party. Anything else is anti-competitive practices and this would be solved if BMW and others didn't have the EU wrapped around their finger.

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  59. Your experience may not be typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has an expensive BMW convertible with 90K miles. From a drivetrain POV, it is a piece of crap that has already topped $10K in maintenance and repairs and strands someone about three times a year with a cranking problem that has survived multiple expensive repair attempts.

    I have a 13 year old Z4 convertible, I have consistently spent $1,000 to $1,500 on repairs each year out of the last 6 out-of-warrant years. Repairs have been things that wear out over time.

    I have also heard many stories from other BMW owners of having to leave their sub 100K mile vehicles at the dealer overnight for repairs even while still under warranty. They often actually count themselves as "satisfied customers" due to the "wonderful service". Go figure.

    Yes, because that service includes a free loaner if they need your car overnight. The free loaner still occurs after the warranty expires. So leaving the car is largely a non-issue.

  60. Boundary between Magnuson-Moss and the DMCA by tepples · · Score: 1

    In the United States, that's illegal. They can't force you to use the dealer for service

    Yet John Deere has been doing just that by asserting anti-circumvention law on its tractors' firmware. Which cases have defined the boundary between Magnuson-Moss and the DMCA?

  61. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by jonwil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If Kia can put Apple Car Play into even their cheapest base model cars as a standard feature, why the hell does BMW need to charge money (either a one-off fee or a monthly fee) for the thing?

  62. Going for the CPO market then? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    The problem with something like this is that they're trying to extend the subscription model to everything. It's part of the physical goods makers' obsession with making consumers pay for a product over and over rather than owning it outright.

    With rare exceptions, there are 2 types of people who buy BMWs:
    - People who "rent" them on a throwaway basis on 2/3-year business leases, who will only pay $160 or $240 to rent CarPlay access before they turn it back in for another one. Even if it was $500 a year, the people in this set probably wouldn't blink an eye.
    - People who buy them used because they like the cars, who will now not benefit from a pre-activiated CarPlay. Even many enthusiasts don't buy BMWs new...they're too expensive and it makes sense to let some doctor or real estate agent eat the depreciation.

    BMW fans and Apple fans are also in the union part of that particular Venn diagram for the most part, so I'm really surprised they're doing this. Not really though...lately, they've been doing things like requiring that key parts like the battery be "programmed" by the dealer before they work, and basically any part with space for flash memory in it is a target for this too. (Adaptive headlight controllers are a good example.) I imagine that just like Office 365 and Adobe Creative Cloud, consumers will just accept paying and paying to use something they bought.

    It's too bad they're continuing down this road. Infotainment and other electronics are already fiddly enough once they age sufficiently, and now you have to pay to access them.

  63. Infotainment??? by Toshito · · Score: 1

    I don't need no infotainment in my car. Give me an AM/FM radio with a USB port to plug a thumbdrive with all my songs and that's all.

    And please, could we have our climate control knobs back? Independant from the radio?

    I'll probably be on the market for a new car in 2-3 years, but I'm afraid I won't find any car that will fit my requirements... I don't want an IOT car. Can I rip the antenna out?

    I feel like I should browse the Classic Cars ads instead of going to dealerships.

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    1. Re:Infotainment??? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I don't need no infotainment in my car. Give me an AM/FM radio with a USB port to plug a thumbdrive with all my songs and that's all.

      There will be extra yearly charges for those premium features.

      And please, could we have our climate control knobs back? Independent from the radio?

      But skeuomorphic climate control knobs on a touch screen interface are just as good as the real thing. And they let BMW charge extra for them.

  64. People that think carplay is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prostitutes think carplay is good.

  65. Donâ(TM)t care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they paid me, I still wouldnâ(TM)t use whatâ(TM)s essentially a crippled version of iOS.

  66. Score:-5, Pwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  67. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not sure why downvoted...

    Seriously, you're not sure. For real?

    Maybe it's because this fuckwit constantly calls everyone else 'assholes' just because he can't bear the thought of anyone else not having the exact same opinion as his.

  68. Re: Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is Volvo a luxary brand?

  69. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bitztream the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating, Qualcomm-hating, Firefox tabs-hating, Slashdot editors-hating Slashdot troll!

  70. Not in my 2007 Ford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The peak of usability. 3 knobs in the center, easy to locate by touch. Left is fan speed, middle is temperature, right is vent location. For the vent knob it's basically all the way to the left in he summer off in the middle and all the way to the right in the winter. Dirt simple to do with one hand without ever taking your eyes off the road.

  71. So.... by BitztreamNotARealNam · · Score: 2

    How's life in the hypocrite lane?

  72. Re: Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cadillac and Lincoln cannot be taken seriously as luxury vehicles. Moreover, you could not even buy them if you wanted to in most of the world.

  73. Re:Boycott carplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See my comment above. The article says that BMW is claiming this is a flowdown of an Apple fee.

    Clearly you failed at reading comprehension. TFA says:

    He was told that Apple will be changing its fee structure such that manufacturers would need to pay on a per-car, per-annum basis to keep CarPlay running. That statement has since been retracted and a BMW Canada representative told me that Mr. Bubbers was given "inaccurate information."

  74. thats why you buy a car without fancy screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny thing is, i cant look at my phone while driving because is super unsafe, sometimes i even hear newspeople say things like i really should not maintain conversations while im driving because thats also unsafe, but somehow, probably magic, selling all these cars full of touchscreens is super fine and not a problem whatsoever

    you know im kind of reveiving mixed signals here

  75. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by sad_ · · Score: 1

    subaru as well.

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  76. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Just don't buy a BMW.

    Or just don't buy Apple products. Then you'll have enough to afford the BMW (the M240i in manual is fantastic).

    Hell, of all the options I said no to on my M240i, Apple play is the one I honestly couldn't care less about.

    Astin Martin

    Good thing it's not an Aston Martin then

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