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The Impossible Burger 2.0 Is a Plant-Based Beef Replacement That Uses Soy Instead Wheat Protein To Take On New Forms (popsci.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Popular Science: During a press event at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Impossible Foods showed off its new plant-based ground beef replacement by offering a selection of foods from traditional sliders to the ambitious tartare. Thanks to a change in formula, the new Impossible Burger 2.0 goes beyond simple patties and aims to take on ground beef with every recipe, from lasagna to tacos. The first tastes are very promising. Back in 2016, the original Impossible Burger debuted as a veggie burger that could almost pass as beef. Its meaty secret was a molecule called heme, which contains iron and is largely responsible for the flavors we associate with cooked flesh. But, according to Impossible CEO Pat Brown, it requires a protein to bind it. The original Impossible Burger used wheat protein, which worked, but had some drawbacks. First, it meant the Impossible Burger wasn't gluten-free, but it also put some limitations on the meat's form factor. The wheat worked for burger patties that stayed in a relatively static shape, but it couldn't crumble or take on other shapes -- like meatballs -- without losing its integrity. The solution was a switch to soy.

The resulting Impossible Burger 2.0 product has 14 grams of fat and 240 calories in a single quarter-pound serving (whether it's a patty, ball, or glob of tartare). Impossible also claims that the Burger 2.0 has the same amount of bioavailable iron and protein as its cow-derived cousin. According to Brown, the levels of amino acids are "at least on-par" with typical ground beef and, in some cases, exceed what real meat can offer.
As for taste, Popular Science's Stan Horaczek says "it works best as a burger with a thin patty so you don't get a whole mouthful of soy at once, but once you introduce a bun and some toppings, you might not even notice the differences with real beef."

The Impossible Burger 2.0 will be served at a few restaurants starting this week, with a wider roll out starting on February 8 when it will be available to all U.S. restaurants through food distributors. It's also planning to have its products in some U.S. supermarkets by later this year.

222 comments

  1. Soy? by reboot246 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thanks, but no thanks.

    1. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yikes, I don't want to grow boobs.

    2. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man that paragraph in the middle was so wordy I almost didnt understand it

    3. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may joke, but when I eat a lot of soy based products (mostly miso soup) I develop man boobs, and I'm thin!

      They grow within a week or two and it was very distressing the first few times it happened, I thought I had a form of lymphoma or something.

      It took me a few months to figure out what the vector was, but it's definitely soy based products.

      Too bad for me, because I love miso soup, and I sure won't be eating fake, soy based "meat".

      I'm patiently awaiting for lab grown meat to become available, all the flavor without the environmental and ethical baggage, or man boobs.

    5. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why *not* milk the bulls msmash? That is a more nutritious protein source than soy and has testosterone alongside it rather than phytoestrogens that will turn you into a soyboy like BeauHD.

    6. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beau just turned 20. He is a soy MAN now!

    7. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beau just turned 20. He is a soy MAN now!

      Yeah..no.. When you're eating estrogen you don't turn into a man...

    8. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you should exercise and control your caloric intake

    9. Re:Soy? by apoc.famine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've had one. The worst part was the fake cheese. Put some good cheddar on it, and it wouldn't be the best burger I've ever had, but it would be far from the worst. As it was, with the obviously fake cheese, I'd put it in the bottom 1/3 of burgers I've had. If it had good cheese on it, it would be in the top 50%.

      For someone with a smoker who smoked 15lbs of brisket for christmas dinner, giving a vegetarian burger a top 50% slot in my life-long burger eating surprised the hell out of me. It was actually really, really tasty. Definitely above fast-food burgers. That tells me that the fast food joints could probably adopt it and nobody would be the wiser. I've definitely had far more disappointing burgers at fast food joints.

      Your typical gastropub burger? This one gets close but probably won't pass it. Anything gourmet? Probably not.

      But it could replace the average fast food burger, and that's a big deal. The question is if they can be cheaper than a fast food burger. At the moment, the answer is no. However, all it will take is one of them to jump in on this, and they might be able to do it.

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    10. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, he's more like 19. He was brought on at slashdot when he was in high school and got the "senior" label (nothing more than a label) when he started community college. But he is on his own with his BF and they managed to get a mortgage and a nice starter house.

    11. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had one at Fat Burger. It was good. If I were served it without me knowing it wasn't meat, I wouldn't complain and if priced better I'd probably prefer it to actual ground beef.

    12. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was one of the more stupid screeds I've read in a while. Especially that pulled out of your ass prognostication of BeauHD having 90 years left.

      And, oh brilliant vegetarian, that orange comes from foods rich in beta-carotene; you know, too many carrots, yams and squash. - not meat. If you didn't know that why in hell should anyone listen to your hollar about diet at all?

    13. Re:Soy? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Maybe "orange man in chief" changed his diet enough he not be so orange anymore.

      He's already made it to a respectably old age. He doesn't really need advice from butt hurt morons that might not even last as long.

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    14. Re:Soy? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I bought some in my local meat section. The texture wasn't quite right and it gave me indigestion.

      The stuff was expensive. More expensive than pasture raised beef.

      I would much rather just go with some other alternative that's not trying to hard to be something else (like a bean patty).

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    15. Re: Soy? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Seriously? You used the word "respectedly" to refer to Trump? That's a serious delusion you have there, but then of course, delusion is the core of the Trumptard mindset.

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    16. Re:Soy? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you developed man boobs within a week you should get that checked out by a doctor. Seriously, normally men don't develop man boobs in a week from eating a heavy soy diet. Something else is going on.

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    17. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      RIGHT...let me guess.. when you eat a lot of bull's meat you grow a big pair of cojones within a week or two...you know because of all the testosterone.

    18. Re:Soy? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I realize you're probably not experienced with this, but they're usually called "pecs". The extra protein from soybeans finally allowed them to develop a bit beyond a flat plane.

    19. Re: Soy? by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      impressive. you didnt post as anon with your "orange man bad" nonsense.

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    20. Re:Soy? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That seems unlikely. Very few Americans suffer protein deficiencies with our access to meat and milk for protein in our diets.

    21. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought some in my local meat section. The texture wasn't quite right and it gave me indigestion.

      The stuff was expensive. More expensive than pasture raised beef.

      I would much rather just go with some other alternative that's not trying to hard to be something else (like a bean patty).

      Where did you buy it? Their website says they don't sell in retail stores yet.

    22. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Impossible Burger 2.0 product has 14 grams of fat and 240 calories in a single quarter-pound serving"

      McDonalds Hamburger: 240 calories, 8 grams fat.

      hmmm.

    23. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be honest. When you had man-boobs, how long did you sit and play with them?

    24. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you check the sugar content of the McDonaldâ(TM)s burger?

    25. Re:Soy? by sycodon · · Score: 2

      I've tried this burger.

      At best it could be described as a bland replacement for beef.

      In a burger, beef is actually a minor player when it comes the various tastes. The condiments, oz for oz have a much higher impact on taste than the beef does.

      And the taste that most people seem to prefer in a hamburger is not necessarily the "beef" taste, but the taset provided by the Maillard reaction (a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars that gives browned food its distinctive flavor).

      When cooked properly, the Impossible Burger does a good job of imitating the end result of this reaction, as well as reproducing the "crunchiness" that also results.

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    26. Re:Soy? by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 1

      I'd have thunk you'd be liable to grow moobs from US beef, what with all the hormones in it.

    27. Re: Soy? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      you didn't post as anon

      Probably an oversight. His mother distracted him when she yelled down into the basement to change the laundry.

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    28. Re: Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol retard fag

    29. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical of the misinformation spread about US beef. Especially from the former mad cow nations.

    30. Re: Soy? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Oh look. he remembered to post Anon this time.

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    31. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good burger, just like a good steak, doesn't need condiments.

    32. Re:Soy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complete lie. What is your agenda?

    33. Re:Soy? by Hillie · · Score: 1

      Growing boobs is the least of your problems from eating soy products in excess. #soyboy

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  2. How are the Carbs by glennrrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm on a keto diet. I need fat and protein not carbohydrates.

    1. Re: How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then suck on this fat dick for a protein surprise

    2. Re: How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientifically inaccurate joke. Sperm is mostly water and sugar (your little swimmers need energy to keep up their efforts), and consists of less than 1% actual sperm cells, resulting in very low protein content.

    3. Re:How are the Carbs by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it's basically tofu infused with 'meat' flavouring.

      The bun would contain most of the carbs, I would guess.

    4. Re:How are the Carbs by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      If it's like TVP probably around a third of the protein in weight ... so probably not good enough for a religious keto diet which tries to stay below 50g carbs and above 1g protein per kg bodyweight.

      Not that a religious keto diet is significantly different than a low carb diet in anything but the ritualistic adherence for the same calories, but some people need the ritual.

    5. Re: How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, why does it taste salty?

    6. Re: How are the Carbs by omnichad · · Score: 1

      When did salt start being made of protein?

    7. Re: How are the Carbs by Scoth · · Score: 1

      It's probably a reference to this old joke

    8. Re: How are the Carbs by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Scientifically inaccurate joke. Sperm is mostly water and sugar (your little swimmers need energy to keep up their efforts), and consists of less than 1% actual sperm cells, resulting in very low protein content.

      Pretty sure Sperm are mostly protein. I think you mean semen. Sperm is 100% sperm cells.. Semen may be 1% sperm..

    9. Re:How are the Carbs by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Are you achieving ketosis, or are you just "cutting out carbs"? Because beans and rice are amazing sources of complex carbs that will keep your energy levels high, your poop train regular, all with minimal calories per volume

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    10. Re: How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. This totally doesn't make you sound like a cock-sucker.

    11. Re:How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original burgers show 5g per 3oz patty, 220 calories in total. Two or 4 of these a day shouldn't take most people out of keto. Supplement with real meat (fish, chicken, whatever) and maybe some heavy cream + diet soda, you'll still be there. If they can get these into "cheapest thing in the freezer" category, I know a ton of keto guys that would go for it. Or hell, broke ass college students (those 10/$10 frozen pizzas get old after awhile).

    12. Re:How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the OP, but I am in ketosis after my doctor recommended I adopt a ketogenic diet to help manage a major depression diagnosis. Apparently it aids in the production of serotonin.

      I'm a few months into it and the jury is still out, but I'm back to pooping regularly after a couple of months of distressing times in the bathroom.

      It's strange, the diet goes against all of the nutritional advice we've been told for decades, but my blood pressure and all that sort of stuff is good and I eat so much butter and fat these days it's ridiculous. Seriously, I go through a pound of butter a week - almost half of that just in my coffee alone. (Look up "bulletproof coffee")

      The plus side is that my breakfast keeps me feeling so full that I haven't eaten lunch since I started on this diet and I no longer get that mid-afternoon crash that requires a coffee to fix.

    13. Re:How are the Carbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's the crazy thing about it. It looks, smells, and chews like a real burger. Juice dripping and everything. The taste is more like seasoned steak fries though, definitely not like a real burger.

      I was blown away by it. A few more iterations and they'll have some thing incredible.

      The coolest part is that it really showcases the power of study and science. They took 5 years to study meat from all angles and this is their first release. Sign me up for beta on the next one.

    14. Re: How are the Carbs by Miser · · Score: 1

      Wow. 5th grade called. They want their "digs" back.

  3. Re: How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha thatâ(TM)s the same thought I keep coming back to

  4. I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before this by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    I don't mind a bit of soy in my diet, but most non-animal equivalents taste nothing close to tasty animals.

    Unless it's substantially cheaper than beef, I'll pass.

  5. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long until you get/solve a real problem in life? Probably never, you whiny q-anon bitches. "Help, I'm being oppressed by salad! First they tell me hating minorities is self-defeating, now this? Unfair!"

  6. I'm price sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this costs more than the cheapest hamburger meat I can find, I'm not buying it.

    Read: If you are marketing to those willing to PAY more for a meat-free alternative, I'm not your target market. Now pass me the steak sauce please.

    1. Re:I'm price sensitive by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Price is typically reflective of the energy put into the product + greed (profit margins). Either they are making a killing over these (capitalist green washers) or it isn't a very energy efficient process. The fact there are now dozens of brands offering this same product in my supermarket well above triple the cost of ground beef means probably both, you can see the same effect in organic - still uses artificial pesticides, has much lower yields and a gullible market = double or triple as expensive as regular (also chemically organic) produce.

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  7. Carbohydrates? by Zorro · · Score: 1

    It isn't Paleo or Keto Diet compliant is it?

    1. Re:Carbohydrates? by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Designing a product for a fad diet doesn't seem like a recipe for long term success.

    2. Re:Carbohydrates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's gotta be kosher

  8. Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it's a common misconception among ketotards that there is no protein in plant matter, lol. Thanks for derpenstrating.

  9. Estrogen ! by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2, Informative

    Soy is a strong estrogen mimetic.

    All the vegan men can enjoy their expanding man boobs.

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    1. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truth be told, real burgers don't help much with the bitch tits either.

    2. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That explains why there's always been so much fertility problems and population decline in China where tofu and other soy products are so big: the soy is turning all the men into....oh wait, my mistake, that's the exact opposite of true.

    3. Re:Estrogen ! by mentil · · Score: 2

      An experiment found isoflavones have no detrimental estrogen-like effects on men, for some reason. Possibly they only affect women.

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    4. Re:Estrogen ! by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1, Troll

      All the vegan men can enjoy their expanding man boobs.

      Only pale face crackas get man boobs from eating soy.

      East Asians (Chinese Japanese etc) have been eating soy for thousands of years, so their bodies have adapted. They can (and do) eat tofu and soy sprouts every single day for decades -- not exaggerating -- and they do just fine. No man boobs and no hormonal suicidal depression or any other problems.

      On the other hand, pale face crackas have only been eating soy since the late 20th century, so their bodies have not adapted and they can get some weird side effects. Kinda like how Native Americans couldn't handle liquor when Columbus first arrived.

    5. Re: Estrogen ! by edris90 · · Score: 1

      They would ferment the tofu before eating it, which destroyed the estrogen mimikers. Unfermented tofu is what is common in the USa, because you can make more quicker to a consistent flavor .

    6. Re:Estrogen ! by mentil · · Score: 1

      Some additional googling turned up an experiment that found no effect on sperm, while studies conflicted on them being good or bad for sperm. I was recalling effects on testosterone in men (found conflicting info), and male breast growth, in particular.

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    7. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many studies show the opposite?

      Anyone can find something on the internet to suit their position. Show quality evidence and contrary evidence to convince.

    8. Re: Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank for correcting him. Also, fuck soy. Unless it's in its proper tofu form.

    9. Re:Estrogen ! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      China's population problem is due to their birth policies. It supports neither side of this debate.

    10. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a debate. It's a misunderstanding by a group of people actually defined by these adorable childish misunderstandings and explicit, whiny desire to be immune to the consequences unless those consequences are 'western civilization', which they define in terms of a story they half remember from high school.

      Also they don't seem to realise that the protein supplements they pretend to eat while they pretend to work out are made of soy... and/or that people are persuaded by the level of psyops they're capable of, not likely to appraise them as the poor butthurt little children they appear to be. Shrug.

    11. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debunked bullshit from cargo-cult pseudoscience loving "geeks"

      Like most of the other opinions you see on this site in lately.

    12. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I believe in fairy stories provided they're masculinist. I'm a Real Man(tm) so don't you try to sell me your products"

      Why are you little ladies so proudly territorial about the negative aspects of your personal tertiary market demographic?

    13. Re: Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, soy milk is extremely common in China, and Bean curd extremely common in Japan. That's been true for centuries/millenia.

    14. Re:Estrogen ! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Informative

      This myth comes from a study done in the 30s on sheep. From there it turned into the great Soyboy panic of 2018.

      Basically it's nonsense, the stuff in soy has no effect on human males manliness or testosterone levels or man-boobs.

      This video explains it in detail, with references for everything: https://youtu.be/C8dfiDeJeDU

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    15. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow those facts and evidence you posted really blew me away!

    16. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth be told, real burgers don't help much with the bitch tits either.

      I don't know about that man. I've been off dairy and meat since May of last year (except for Thanksgiving and Christmas) and no moobs yet. Kind of bogus that I haven't lost much weight though.

    17. Re:Estrogen ! by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Truth be told, real burgers don't help much with the bitch tits either.

      I don't know about that man. I've been off dairy and meat since May of last year (except for Thanksgiving and Christmas) and no moobs yet. Kind of bogus that I haven't lost much weight though.

      I've been off plants for a year and I lost 70 pounds and the moobs.

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    18. Re:Estrogen ! by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      That explains why there's always been so much fertility problems and population decline in China where tofu and other soy products are so big: the soy is turning all the men into....oh wait, my mistake, that's the exact opposite of true.

      Fermenting soy mitigates the toxic components. Tofu and real soy sauce is legit.

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    19. Re:Estrogen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not aimed at men, it's aimed at women.

      Strippers, porn stars, and any women who simply want to expand their boob shelf. To be their best self!

  10. Soy Boys the new state berger for CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soy has Phytoestrogen (Plant based Estrogen) in it.

    1. Re:Soy Boys the new state berger for CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be easy to tell the guys that eat lots of these.
      They'll all have mood swings and be shopping for training bras for their new man boobs.

  11. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, then we eat them as well. Secrets in the sauce, dude.

  12. Hey Soy Boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get on your ladies stuff and enjoy being a soy boy you soy boy!

  13. Thin patty? by PPH · · Score: 1

    it works best as a burger with a thin patty

    Back to R&D. Let me know when you can duplicate this.

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    1. Re: Thin patty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been trying like hell to duplicate that but I guess our overlords are racist against soybeans

    2. Re:Thin patty? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck would you want to?

      I'm a hunting, killing, smoking, grilling meat eater, and I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. That's fucking disgusting.

      I'd take the vegan burger over that in a heartbeat, because a) it's not disgusting, and b) it won't kill me.

      If your life is winning food eating dares, you really need to reconsider your life. Because that's healthy neither for your body nor your mind.

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  14. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"Sure its a neat little thing now but how long till the Powers that Be decide its good enough and we don't 'need' real meat anymore which will become illegal?"

    And in a reverse twist, as a semi-vegetarian (no meat or seafood, but yes poultry) for 80% of my life, I can't stand the smell or taste of meat and if these newer non-meat things smell or taste too much like meat and become popular, they might push out the products that I DO like.... high-protein, non-animal products that don't try to be meat. One good example is the truly excellent Morning Star Farms "Garden Veggie Patty".

  15. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by kerashi · · Score: 1

    Until it's as cheap as beef and as tasty as beef, I'll remain a member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.

  16. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Sure its a neat little thing now but how long till the Powers that Be decide its good enough and we don't 'need' real meat anymore which will become illegal?

    In California? Next year. Everywhere else, never. These nutcases already banned fur, severely limited pet sales, and most recently freaking straws!
    It sounds like you live in the un-free state of California. My sympathies. Maybe some of us from the free states should chip in for people to defect?

  17. Not as good and more expensive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only vegans are going to go crazy over this. There is some vegan cooking show I have seen and the chef is always going on and on about how close the recipe is to eggs, meat, milk etc. I've had some tasty vegan dishes, but they don't try to be meat.

  18. I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish this sort of thing would help me. I weigh nearly 400 pounds, and while I keep trying to lose weight and I've even been successful at it for a few weeks at a time, eventually I lose the willpower and my weight gets just as bad as before :(. It really makes me feel shitty, like I have long term goals of where I want to be but nothing works out for me :(...

    I have almost no friends, I just have a Youtube channel nobody watches. Nothing seems to work out for me.

    1. Re:I wish by arth1 · · Score: 2

      It's not about what you eat - eating soy burgers will also make you fat. It's about you burning more than you eat.
      Start moving. A couple of hours of walking a day to start with should do you good, and with your current weight it will burn more calories than what you can burn by going on a starvation diet.

    2. Re: I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fast. Only eat between 12-8pm

      Don't keep snacks around. Sleep at night

    3. Re:I wish by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      A couple of hours walking to begin with is extreme. Exercise lowers immunity for 1-3 hours after the exercise. Opportunistic infections in an already unhealthy body could do a damage lasting years. Excessive exercise also leads to depression - which the GP is already complaining about.

      It is imperative to keep exercise very light to begin with - which might not even seem like exercise to fitter people. Of course it needs to be increased slowly as one feels better, or at least not worse.

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    4. Re:I wish by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A couple of hours walking to begin with is extreme.

      If done in one chunk, sure. But a few shorter walks throughout the day is a different matter, and very doable. If you get up and walk for 15 minutes every two hours, that's your two hours.

      Given that the average US adult watches TV for 5.5 hours per day, taking just a small part of that for moving is doable for almost everyone, and if starting out in really bad shape, can have a profound health effect within weeks, and continued improvements for life. With added health benefits that a diet can't give.

    5. Re: I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried loosely tying plastic bag over your head before going to sleep? The extra CO2 is harmless, just like in the atmosphere despite what eco terrorists say. It works best if you don't accidentally knock it away, so maybe drink a little extra alcohol before doing it.ao you sleep well.

      Make a YouTube video of that.

  19. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by js290 · · Score: 1

    "I would argue that senators don't have the luxury that a research scientist does, waiting until every last shred of evidence is in" - McGovern https://youtu.be/xbFQc2kxm9c?t...

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  20. How long until Trumptards learn how to stop lying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pet sales (retail only) were limited to shelter animals first. This is a policy in several states and counties nationwide, you're a moronic faggot lol. You should not be allowed to have a pet, Trumptards. You're dangerously stupid animals.

  21. Watch out for that phytoestrogen though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soy has phytoestrogen, which reacts weakly with estrogen receptors in the human body. Better to get your real and higher doses of estrogen from milk, beef, and other animal products. The real estrogen will actually react with your body in the proper way, rather than weakly interacting and blocking receptors!

  22. Why? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Look, I love tofu -- but tofu pretending to be real meat NEVER works, in my experience! I suspect this has the same problem.

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Why? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Tofu is like Cheese.
      1000ds if not close to a million variants.
      The one mimicing meat, are the least appealing.

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    3. Re:Why? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Try it. It's surprisingly good. Better than most fast-food burgers you've ever had. I have 2 complaints about it. 1) Too expensive, and 2) the cheese was obviously fake.

      FIx the cheese, and I'm pretty ok with it. Make it cheap, and I'm going to choose it most of the time.

      I was not expecting to even tolerate it, let alone like it. I'm a big meat eater, and we don't buy less than 2lbs of meat at a time. But that burger? Better than a good 30% that I've had. With good cheese, would be in the top 50%.

      Seriously - try it before you write it off.

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  23. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by arth1 · · Score: 1

    For those on a low carb diet (which I don't in any way advocate), the problem isn't a perceived lack of protein, but a very real abundance of carbohydrates:

    100g of raw ground beef: 0g carbohydrates
    100g of raw soy beans: 30g carbohydrates

  24. Re:Allergic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Weird meat-fetish sweaty faggot whines online, news at 11" - Fox News contributor

  25. Will be available? by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

    Will be available starting next week

    What? They've had them at White Castle for several months already, and I've seen a few Minneapolis restaurants with them too.

    1. Re:Will be available? by mentil · · Score: 1

      That's the 1.0 version made with wheat.

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  26. Re: How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean abusive animal industries were constrained and waste products managed so you can't just dump it everywhere?

    Huh. Guess you just want most freedumb!

  27. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree and thank you for getting that part. Lowering carbs makes great sense. Going "full ketotard" is unhealthy nonsense, which is why medit. diet replaced it. TLDR, Americans are fat because we eat absolute shit.

  28. The Chinese know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have classified Soy as poison as far back as their written history goes.

    1. Re:The Chinese know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raw soybeans are indeed poisonous. Soy milk is found all over the China, though.

  29. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if ground beef = a cheeseburger (by definition it isn't), vs soybeans = all veggie options, (again), that is accurate.

  30. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry.. hillary and trump will still have their steak.. we little people, however, will be eating insects and soy 'burgers.'

  31. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Well, this.

    If you are true to veganism, then why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat? I'm an omnivore and still love the taste of a good salad, apple, peas, nuts, etc. Absolutely nothing wrong with the wide range of flavors available with actual veggies.

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  32. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cheaper than beef and nobody asked what some dumb faggot named Kerashi thinks about anything, go fuck a local child, someone you can impress. You - An Irrelevant Dogeater Of No Consequence.

  33. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk? i am surprised to see you on /.

  34. CES? by mentil · · Score: 1

    During a press event at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Impossible Foods showed off its new plant-based ground beef replacement

    Artificial beef = electronics? I guess it's an all-purpose tech show now.

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  35. Re: How long until Trumptards learn how to stop ly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh they donâ(TM)t want pets they want startup jobs or whatever Californians put in their self identity

  36. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by zlives · · Score: 1

    currently its neither, now it does taste better than a McD "meat" burger... but that's another thing completely

  37. I don't want a Soy burger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't want a Soy burger. They want to help people.

    Figure out how to make zero calorie bread or a zero calorie chocolate that is high in fiber and good for your teeth so you can eat it without worry of gaining weight and you are encouraged to eat it after every meal.

    Won't fix any starvation problems which is a social and political problem and not a technical one as we have more than enough food to go around. But it would work wonders towards our obesity problem,

    If they actually make a soy burger, I want one that taste as good as meat and has a higher protein content with the same or less fat and zero carbs.

  38. Re: How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are true to veganism, then why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat?

    "True to veganism?!" WTF does that even mean?? Different people have different reasons for doing things.

  39. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unless it's substantially cheaper than beef

    Surprise, beef is substantially subsidized by the US government. If you removed the subsidies then we would all save a lot of money, beef would be for the rich and we could have nice things like health care.

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  40. Re:How long until Trumptards learn how to stop lyi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see. Is it terribly convenient that everyone that disagrees with you on one issue, also disagrees with you on every issue?

    You sound like a black/white thinker. This is largely how the alt-right thinks of the world, in overly simplistic ways and that everyone falls into either one of two categories. You have far more in common with our idiot president than you care to admit. The far right and the far left loop around to nearly touch one another.

  41. Eh, I'll Try It by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    It might surprise me, probably won't. We'll see.

    Ferret

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    1. Re: Eh, I'll Try It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This counterfeit meat situation reminds me of being a boy before the internet.

      That rock is hot dude if you squint your eyes just right almost looks like a naked boob.
      Fast Forward a year or two. I've seen a real boob, stupid rocks are useless

    2. Re:Eh, I'll Try It by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      It surprised me. And I eat a lot of meat. Definitely give it a couple of tries. Like any food, it's not consistent from time to time and place to place.

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  42. Re: I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before th by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Fuck sakes; this is like listening to a prepubescent fratboy wander down the tampon isle jeering at all the products that aren't for him.

  43. Re: How long until Trumptards learn how to stop ly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, what's obvious is that stupid is, as stupid does, and stupid posting on Slashdot is a sign of general stupidity, as we have found out from Trump himself.

  44. Test pending by azalin · · Score: 1

    I'd give it a try. It's a potential way to reduce meat consumption, but so mac & cheese. Less meat doesn't have to be healthier.

  45. Sally Style? by Kokobaby39 · · Score: 0

    Does this work with burger joints thinking that Salmonella is the thing to do? In-n-Out might as well get written up hourly with that one. It might not cook through. It isn't like putting Soy Sauce on rice though. Do you still put soy to cook it, or do you put it on yourself while eating? Maybe your own illicit "Sally Style"?

  46. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure its a neat little thing now but how long till the Powers that Be decide its good enough and we don't 'need' real meat anymore which will become illegal?

    Infinity years, because you are entertaining a persecution fantasy.

  47. Re: I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before th by mentil · · Score: 1

    One would have to be quite the scholar to be prepubescent AND in a fraternity. Don't think they'd have the time to wander down tampon aisles.

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  48. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Low carb != no carb.

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  49. Land usage on planet Earth by DogDude · · Score: 1, Informative

    Pastureland is the greatest use of land on Planet Earth. At some point, people will have to stop eating meat, whether you like it or not.

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    1. Re:Land usage on planet Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Note to you: You cannot see the future.

    2. Re:Land usage on planet Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they won’t faggot.

    3. Re:Land usage on planet Earth by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Pastureland is the greatest use of land on Planet Earth. At some point, people will have to stop eating meat, whether you like it or not.

      Only if we try to squeeze in 20 or 50 billion people on this planet despite all the other resource shortages we'd run into. Between 1950 and 1987 the world population doubled from 2.5 to 5 billion, if we had kept going like that we'd be at 10 billion in 5 years and 20 billion in 2060. At that rate we could kill all the livestock and the human biomass would eclipse it in 60 years. For all the people worried about global warming you can look at this curve and you'll see total emissions explode from 1950 and going forwards. We got room for cars and cattle and whatnot, but not for endless billions of people. An incel in a gas guzzler with a love for BBQ is doing far more for the environment than an vegetarian eco-hippie with five kids, because he'll die out while the hippie's kids will each have five kids who'll each have five kids and in less than a century you'll spend more land on lettuce than you ever did on beef.

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    4. Re:Land usage on planet Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While true, pasture land quickly becomes plant fields. But this cycle doesn't go the other way around. Plant fields become de-saturated in minerals and becomes useless dirt, which eventually becomes a dust storm. So plant fields require a lot of fertilizing. And this type of farming becomes a huge problem as it is the most environmentally damaging thing that we humans do. Not even comparable to oil drilling. More of this is one of those dumb ideas and a root issue and problem with vegans. If left to their own devices, they will ultimately ruin the planet for food production and punch many species into extinction, including themselves (which is fine by me).

    5. Re:Land usage on planet Earth by Shotgun · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The "pastureland" you are so worried about using up is naturally occuring grasslands. Note that the reason most pastureland is pastureland is that it is useless for anything else.

      I can fence off 1,000 acres in hilly terrain and set a heard of bovine loose in it. The wander around, collecting and storing naturally growing grasses over a season or two. Then I herd the bovine into a slaughter house and serve the energy up as tasty steaks.

      Or I can send men on tractors out into that 1,000 acres during the spring, hoping that I get rain (but not too much rain), spread fertilizer and herbicides and hope that the plants stay on the side of the hill where I planted them. In fall, I send out more equipment to collect what has grown, if said equipment can navigate the terrain I have.

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  50. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat?
    Never got that either ...

    Absolutely nothing wrong with the wide range of flavors available with actual veggies.
    Exactly! I live in Thailand at the moment and make for the family of my friend classic german salads, like cucumber salad, tomato salad and my favourite: carrot with apple. They all love it ...

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  51. As for taste, ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    [ Phil and Lem grew meat in the lab (not named "Blobby") in Better Off Ted, "Heroes" (s1, e2) ]

    Jerome: [tasting meat made in lab] It tastes familiar.
    Ted: Beef?
    Jerome: No.
    Linda: Chicken? We'll take chicken.
    Ted: What does it taste like?
    Jerome: Despair.
    Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?

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  52. Eat Steak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget the rabbit food, Eat Steak .

  53. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by Desler · · Score: 1

    Except it's made from isolated soy protein not ground soybeans. So the carb countof a soybean is highly irrelevant when something only uses soy protein isolate.

  54. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by bobstreo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unless it's substantially cheaper than beef

    Surprise, beef is substantially subsidized by the US government. If you removed the subsidies then we would all save a lot of money, beef would be for the rich and we could have nice things like health care.

    Yeah, unlike soy or corn. /s

    Soybean Subsidies in the United States totaled $37.4 billion from 1995-2017

    Corn Subsidies in the United States totaled $111.2 billion from 1995-2017.

    Livestock Subsidies in the United States totaled $10.8 billion from 1995-2017.

  55. Soy is garbage for humans by Slugster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Soy might be decent livestock feed, but you aren't livestock, even if you wish you were.
    They used to say it was "just like cows' milk", until a few infants died from being fed exclusively soy milk. So now they don't say that...
    And then they found out that if you give toddlers a lot of soy milk, they tend to develop allergies to soy. So now they say not to do that...
    But they are still saying that it's perfectly good for adults... despite a number of common health problems that adults get if they drink a lot of it...

    ???

    Does this sound like the warning label of a food that is "perfectly safe"?

    Vegan socialist sites are still pushing soy-based-everything, saying how great it is. Except for, well, you know. The infants and children it's already killed and damaged.
    If any corporate-made food had done that, they'd insist that it was evil and harmful and should be taken off the market.

    1. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not arguing your main point -- I can't eat soy in any form without hideous and painful bathroom problems afterwards, and I wish it didn't have such a popular image. But how does socialism come into it? Corporate food puts soy, soybean oil, soy lecithin, and other soy derivatives into so many things that I've essentially been forced to make everything I eat from scratch. Meanwhile, the socialists I know tend to be the most likely to accept and accommodate food allergies/intolerances. Obviously, that's anecdotal and YMMV.

    2. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by jemmyw · · Score: 1

      They fed babies exclusively soy? I believe they'd also have trouble if you fed them exclusively cows milk. Everything in moderation and so forth.

    3. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nice that you have faith in your belief. For the rest of us, could you post a like to some sort of decent study showing child deaths from cows milk?

    4. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Early intake of cow's milk has been linked to an increased risk of type 1 diabetes -- so that's why doctors tell new mothers /not/ to give their kids cow milk. That's the only strong exclusion - the rice and soy formulas are fine.

      Proteins in the cow milk appear very similar to those in the pancreas to a new-born's immune system, which can cause an autoimmune response destroying the pancreas and leaving them with type 1 diabetes. A good friend in his late 40's is type-1 because that advice wasn't well known back in the early 70s -- he would have been saved from a life of insulin needles has his mom given him soy or rice milk instead!

    5. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't have to eat exclusively Impossible Burgers, you can consume them as part of a balanced diet.

      Look, I'm sure you can find some idiot online suggesting you eat a 100% soy diet, but let's not judge everything by the biggest idiot who happens to like it.

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    6. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

      Well, actually I was never fed with soy milk as an infant, neverthless I have a very strong allergy to soy. It seems it is one of the most common allergies in the world, ranking sixth or so. Replacing meat with soy will be a very serious problem for many people.

    7. Re:Soy is garbage for humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soy isn't bad for adults if it is properly processed. Read: fermented. It's been a stable in Asian food for a reason. But of course Western adoption of soy generally uses completely different forms of preparation.

  56. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by youngone · · Score: 1

    ...Powers that Be decide its good enough and we don't 'need' real meat anymore ...

    That will happen when the agribusinesses that gobble billions of taxpayer dollars every year in subsidies decide they don't want all that lovely free money.
    So, never then.

  57. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Soybean Subsidies in the United States totaled $37.4 billion from 1995-2017

    Corn Subsidies in the United States totaled $111.2 billion from 1995-2017.

    Fun fact, guess what they feed lots of livestock? CORN! Most corn and soy goes into processed junk food. A lot of corn isn't for human consumption because it's explicitly for producing High Fructose Corn Syrup. So yeah, we shouldn't subsidize corn either (or at least not blindly)!

    Livestock Subsidies in the United States totaled $10.8 billion from 1995-2017.

    You have failed to include that grazing on federal land is $1/acre instead of the market price of about $20/acre.

    There are a LOT of hidden subsidies with the livestock industry.

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  58. This has been debunked 8 ways from sunday by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    See here

    A few points for the TL;DR; crowd:

    1. The claim soy turns you into a girl is based on a 1940s era study into sheep eating clover.
    2. Estrogens are a _class_ of chemicals and plant estrogens behave very differently than the female sex hormone.
    3. Alex Jones' supplements are chock full of soy (it's a cheap filler).

    Feel free to watch the rest of the video above.

    I'm not necessarily interested in defending soy, but I'm since and tired of junk science.

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  59. I don't like meat by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I _do_ like hamburgers. Seriously, by the time your done processing hamburger meat it's not really meat anymore. Go figure.

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  60. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by aleck7 · · Score: 1

    What about the beef lobby? These guys will starve on what's left of their billions.

  61. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    I disagree.. It's because we (Americans) eat crap food and don't exercise.. If you're working your ass off it's a hell of a lot harder to get fat even if you are eating fatty crap foods.

    I like crap food as much as the next guy so I try to make up for it by being as active as possible. If something is walking distance, I walk... I'm not getting in the car for a 200 yd drive (yes, I've seen fat fucks do this).

    Moderation doesn't hurt either.. Have a burger once in a while. If you eat that shit everyday.....

  62. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    Excellent answer.. We start with the liberals... It's gotta be like eating a cow... Grass fed and all that jazz.

  63. Re:How long until Trumptards learn how to stop lyi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ....you're a moronic faggot lol.

    The true hypocrisy of the left.... It comes out when they are really angry... Still upset that Republicans took away your slaves?

  64. Re:How long until Trumptards learn how to stop lyi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The far right and the far left loop around to nearly touch one another.

    This bit is actually quite true.. I've always imagined the political spectrum to be more horseshoe shaped than a straight line..

  65. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    Soy is an amazing filler. You don't need to eat just flavored, soy product. Soy in in plenty of sausage/hotdog wiener style meat. Chicken nuggets. Bubba Burger (not really that good). It isn't a replacement for steak or loin chops, but jammed into a beef and bean burrito or hot pocket, you have a tasty, high protein, high calorie meal.

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  66. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    If you are true to veganism, then why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat?

    Depends on why you are vegan. If you're vegan because you don't like the taste of meat, then sure, you're probably not going to like the taste of simulated meat either.

    OTOH there are lots of vegans out there who did like the taste of meat (before they became vegan), and this gives them an opportunity to (sort of) enjoy that again, without having to renounce their veganity(?)

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  67. beeeeffff by drake3d · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I like my hamburger made from beef. Medium rare to medium with lettuce, bacon, onions, bacon, ketchup, mustard and bacon on a lightly toast bun with a side of crispy fries. The only vegetable product is the lettuce and onions and condiments. The only soy will be the oil the fries are made in and in the waitstaff serving it.

  68. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    That will happen when the agribusinesses that gobble billions of taxpayer dollars every year in subsidies decide they don't want all that lovely free money. So, never then.

    Millions of people drink "Coca Cola" every day, but what they are drinking is only a vague analogue of what that beverage originally was.

    Something similar could happen to meat, if the simulated-meat ingredients ever become "close enough" and also are significantly cheaper/more-profitable to manufacture than the current animal-based versions.

    You'll tell your grandkids that hamburgers were once made out of pureed cow, and they'll be just as surprised as you were when your grandparents told you that Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.

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  69. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by apoc.famine · · Score: 5, Informative

    I concur. The two I've had were in the $10-$15 range for just a burger. (The $15 One was in CA, so knock off like $5 for the rest of the country.) Too expensive to replace fast food burgers, but I did think it was tastier than any fast food burger I'd ever had. There's a revolution there, for sure. All it's going to take is one major chain to roll it out, and then it's going to be cheaper and better than the average fast food burger. And healthier.

    As someone who loves to cook, and who's killed, dressed, and cooked my own meat, I was not expecting to really like that burger. But I liked it. A lot. I just needed non-fake cheese on it, because fake cheese is unforgivable.

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  70. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science says you're wrong, Americans eat crap and that's the cause of obesity, exercise is only affecting the last 20% of our caloric intake. Most human energy is burned just respiring and digesting. You're uneducated.

    "I like crap food as much as the next guy" Exercise does not solve that self-inflicted retard problem, sorry. Facts don't lie, you're not well versed.

  71. So... Once you disguise it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but once you introduce a bun and some toppings, you might not even notice the differences with real beef

  72. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    That may be what you tell yours, but I'll cook up a real meat burger for mine.

  73. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Just as there are hidden subsidies for soy and corn. Don't pretend either side is lacking.

  74. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are true to veganism, then why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat?

    It's not about veganism. It's about replacing meat. In the coming century (or even decades) it will be deemed too inefficient and environmentally unacceptable to farm animals for meat products so we need something to replace the meat products for the current generation.

  75. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    Just as there are hidden subsidies for soy and corn.

    This only increases the argument that livestock is heavily subsidized since they feed livestock lots of corn! >_<;

    Don't pretend either side is lacking.

    One side depends on the other being subsidized to start with! There is a good argument to be made that corn is subsidized for livestock.

    But really, which part of "we shouldn't subsidize corn either" did you not understand?

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  76. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Science says you're wrong, Americans eat crap and that's the cause of obesity, exercise is only affecting the last 20% of our caloric intake. Most human energy is burned just respiring and digesting. You're uneducated.

    If he's uneducated, you're badly educated, which is worse. You're affirming the antecedent here. That exercise is only affecting 20% (whether it's last or first or otherwise is logically irrelevant) is precisely because so many people are sedentary.

    I have have a basal metabolic rate of 1500 kcal and burn another 1500 kcal through activity. That's 50%. And that's just me - there are plenty of people who are more active.

    In fact, I dropped from a BMI of 30 to 19 in seven months just through exercise, no diet. That does not jive well with your claim - face it, you're looking for excuses to be a lazy fat fuck.

  77. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    errr 'both sides'?

    Like seriously. How old are you...?

  78. sigh by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 2

    Most people here are just fear mongering with half remembered urban legends. As someone who tries a lot of different vegetarian burgers, there are some good ones, and bad ones. But most, you cant tell its vegetarian, because of the toppings and bun. The fancy stuff always overshadows the meat, or soy or bean or what have you.

    There is also a decent approximation of lean ground round available in the supermarket around here for your chillis and your tacos. The flavours and textures of the meal also depends on how you cook it. Cast iron pans can be used for browning to a similar texture of meat, and when cooking on a bbq, generally it requires less cooking time so you dont dry vege stuff out.

    People make a big deal about what they eat, but as long as its healthy it doesn't really matter the cuisine type to me personally. Its all just food, not something to base your life around.

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    1. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fancy stuff always overshadows the meat, or soy or bean or what have you.

      Sure, if you eat shitty meat. Make a burger with some good grass fed meat and you will certainly taste the flavor of the meat. I served one to someone and he talked about it for years as being the best burger he'd ever had.

  79. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by _merlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Australia we manage to eat grass-fed beef. We don't need to subsidise corn and we get along fine. US agricultural subsidies just make the industry horribly inefficient and wasteful.

  80. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by jimbo · · Score: 1

    I'm an omnivore too and I heard this argument too, many times. But for me a Beyond Meat burger (which I enjoy sometimes) and its meat mimicking friends is just another way of preparing/cooking a (veggie) meal. You might as well ask why people use spices in their cooking. I love variety and the many many ways we prepare food, without without meat. I don't care about the original reason a recipe exists I only care about it being tasty and nutritious.

  81. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by jimbo · · Score: 1

    I like all these things. I also sometimes enjoy a Beyond meat burger. I don't care why it was "invented", I don't care about philosophical arguments on either side, as long as it tastes good it is just another tasy dish adding to the variety of all the interesting recipes out there.

  82. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Most of the animals we eat, eat things we can't digest at all. They often can do this on land that is completely unsuitable for agriculture. This can avoid all of the nasty things that come with industrial farming.

    Your soybeans are much more environmentally harmful than the beef I buy.

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  83. Does it come with a side of silicon chips? by jrumney · · Score: 1

    I thought the Consumer Electronics Show had gone downhill when they introduced a hall dedicated to the iPhone cases. But at least they had some relevance as an accessory to a consumer electronics product. But fake food? Unless it's ingredients include nefarious nanobots, I can't see any reason why it is being introduced at CES rather than one of the many Food Expo's that Las Vegas is host to.

    1. Re:Does it come with a side of silicon chips? by adrn01 · · Score: 1

      Our robot overlords are researching what to feed us once they take over - that is the relevance.

  84. Tried 1.0, 2.0 better be an improvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried 1.0 of this when it came out for lunch once and it left me feeling queasy for the rest of the afternoon. When I was eating it, I thought it had a somewhat metallic taste and it just didn't satiate my hunger like a proper burger does. (The same sort of ever-present hunger I get whenever I don't eat meat for a few days.) It was also more expensive than genuine beef.

    I do find it interesting though that the sort of hippies who promote vegetarian/vegan diets and seem to be all for us eating raw, unprocessed and natural foods are falling over themselves in promoting these highly-processed frankenfood meat analogs rather than natural, unprocessed, free range beef.

  85. Re: How long till this becomes mandatory? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Dude, your tinfoil hat is too tight.

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  86. Great, more soy by vbdasc · · Score: 1

    Like my manboobs aren't already big enough.

  87. but they said 1.0 tasted like beef.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    ..so why the fuck this needs a thin patty? in that kind of burger you can just have any fried cardboard there. thats why it's a popular late night snack choice.

    I mean this blurb makes it sound like it's worse than previous. so was the previous actually pretty fucking bad?

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  88. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    All it's going to take is one major chain to roll it out, and then it's going to be cheaper and better than the average fast food burger. And healthier.

    There is your mistake - expecting it to be better and healthier even after a major chain rolls it out ;)

    Just kidding - it may be good. I am just saying that generally that is not the direction major chains take food into.

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  89. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad I came to /. today. Pseudonymously provided unproven anecdotal evidence like yours generalized from one person to the whole population of the United States is still the best kind of scientific argument.

  90. Soy and hormones by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Unsure if the jury is still out on whether soy affects hormone levels? Certainly soy protein for male weight training is still considered a massive no-no.

  91. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are true to veganism, then why would you want to duplicate the taste of meat?

    Vegans already eat a vegan diet, they don't really need new types of food to stop eating meat.

    Products like this are just to get more meat eaters to eat less meat.

  92. If everyone starts to eat veggieburgers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..then who is going to kill all the animals?. Because the animals will eat all our food, so they must go. Sorry, but there is no other way..

  93. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fun fact, guess what they feed lots of livestock? CORN!

    That is the result of the subsidies.

    Corn isn't really suitable to feed livestock but because of the subsidies people started to look for more and more possible uses for corn.
    I'm just surprised no-one is using corn to pave the roads with yet.

  94. What does it matter? by DrXym · · Score: 1
    "Impossible Burger", "Beyond Burger" and these others not-beef-but-tastes-like-it burgers still cost a LOT more than the equivalent beef burger. It's tantamount to a hipster tax.

    When we start to see these companies sell their product for the same or less price than meat I think we'll be onto something.

  95. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    So you are a tasty animal that eats people?

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  96. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, fuckface, the subsidies are a deliberate, rational hand of the government on the food market. We really want farmers to create excess food so that we have some left during drought years. A billion dollars a year for food security is a hell of a lot more valuable to society and the economy than damn near everything else our federal government does.

  97. Where's the meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often fully load my burgers. Once I got the bun all loaded up and forgot the patty (well actually, they'd run out of 'em at the table). Tasted damn good without it.

  98. Re:Ketotards think cheeseburgers are healthy, derp by arth1 · · Score: 1

    It only takes one example to falsify a claim.
    Which, by the way, is not a scientific claim in any way.

  99. Bullox by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    According to Brown, the levels of amino acids are "at least on-par" with typical ground beef and, in some cases, exceed what real meat can offer.

    I call shenanigans. There is a recent research paper that extensively documents relative amino acid levels of various foodstocks, both raw and in vivo, and IF this is just soy and not a resynthesis of amino acids then the ratios are insufficient for human muscle building, etc. Milk has barely enough leucine, eggs have a little more, muscle has plenty. It's the blood titre of leucine, not the mere presence of the amino acid in the diet that's significant.

    By all means, get a real meat factory worked out without slaughter and make cheap and plentiful protein available to all humans everywhere, but don't dodge science and try to claim that beans are just as nutritious - that confuses the issues and retards progress.

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  100. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um no. this is wrong, a total shit take, and you are now stupider for having said so

  101. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not with my cock in your mouth you won't!

  102. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's significantly more expensive than the beef I buy from a local farmer who doesn't get government subsidies, and is corn and soy free (all grass with a little winter hay if needed).

  103. Asimov's blindspot by epine · · Score: 1

    As for taste, Popular Science's Stan Horaczek says "it works best as a burger with a thin patty so you don't get a whole mouthful of soy at once, but once you introduce a bun and some toppings, you might not even notice the differences with real beef."

    Yet another optimal deliver system for sugar, salt and soft, squishy Wonderbread.

    Elite cooking: find the best ingredients, and get out their way as much as possible, enhancing only around the edges.

    Junk food culture: bacon makes the goop go down.

    I never liked Asimov much growing up. In Caves of Steel (which I read multiple times trying to pin down my frustration) he has these giant yeast vats. So far so good. But then he doesn't create a thriving black market in illicit bacon rashers.

    For most chumps, you'd be trading in dry rashers. But for the elite, you'd be trading in honest-to-god wet rashers (a real PITA to refrigerate and distribute fresh in an all-seeing surveillance state). Then there would be an entire industry devoted to how to cook the bacon and consume the bacon without releasing any tell-tale bacon aroma (they might be a special bong for your nose, so you can inhale the aroma while the bacon sizzles in it's hermetic bacon pipe).

    Asimov seemed to have no clue about the weird accommodations made by individuals or cultures to their sub-optimal dietary destinies.

    Yes, the human condition is malleable, but it also squishes sideways 99 times out of 100. Except in Asimov, where nothing ever squished sideways unless it was an instrumental plot point.

  104. Add by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several brands of fake burgers at my local store. Many of these fake burgers already at the store have been reviewed in more flattering terms than the description of this Slashdot add burger. A primarily soy burger is just plain gross now that we already have much better fake burger mixtures. A soy burger these days is just plain lazy. No Thanks.

  105. We can have beef _and_ healthcare by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Koch Bros funded (e.g. right wing) studies show about $2 trillion every 10 years in savings for single payer healthcare. University studies (e.g. peer reviewed) show about $5 trillion in savings every 10 years.

    We actually _save_ money by giving everyone healthcare because of how wildly inefficient our system is now. I'd like to see us do it and use the money saved to pay off the national debt.

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    1. Re:We can have beef _and_ healthcare by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      I agree... but I just wanted to point to something that some claim is expensive but is highly desirable. Paying off the national debt or rebuilding infrastructure isn't very sexy as far as desire goes but damn it is expensive.

      The market is wildly distorted and fixing it would be advantageous to the vast majority of Americans but devastating to those who've made a living off the distortion.

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    2. Re:We can have beef _and_ healthcare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get the idea that this topic is associated with national healthcare? Stay on track.

  106. They're expensive because they're a novelty by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the only place you can get one near me is an upscale joint where a beef burger is $20. That said, even a bloody Chilli's is $12 bucks if you don't get the lunch specials, and a cheap black bean burger at my local overpriced sports bar is $15 (went for a team get together, wouldn't go there on my own).

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  107. Re:How long till this becomes mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it will be deemed

    Deemed by whom? And why should I care what they think? If farmed animals become scarce, I'll just go out and shoot something. Or raise a few cows and pigs of my own to eat.

  108. Good for the gander? by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

    I want a beef-based plant replacement.

    My broccoli should be made out of cow.

    1. Re: Good for the gander? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charbroil a piece of gristle. Crunchy top, rubbery bottom.

      Back on topic, I love the taste of beef. I also like animals. If it is close to the real thing in price, taste, texture and ease of access (Friday night sale bin, deli, etc) I'll switch. The Burger King veggie burger was... okish. Not quite there.

      As for incels bitching about hipster tax, then praise it since you hate hipsters.

  109. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are those figures total or per year?

  110. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    In Australia we manage to eat grass-fed beef.

    Unfortunately not. Linked article sez:

    Approximately 40% of Australiaâ(TM)s total beef supply and 80% of beef sold in major domestic supermarkets is sourced from the cattle feedlot sector.

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  111. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, beef is NOT subsidized by the government. I should know - I grow beef. And to inform you even more, the margins are normally extremely thin. In fact I would estimate the majority of beef is subsidized by land owners who have a day job + paycheck, because the average herd is less than 50 head and there is no way that they can live on that: (50 x 'maybe' $100 net income per year).

  112. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have failed to include that grazing on federal land is $1/acre instead of the market price of about $20/acre.

    Really? You think that everyone who has livestock lives adjacent to vast federal lands, and they would be willing to let their money-on-hooves run free there? If you were the designated manager of those lands, would it be best to let the land sit and do nothing, or should you lease it? Don't forget, most is in places where almost nothing edible grows, or it grows extremely slowly because it is harsh climate.

    Come-on! If you are going to throw around claims, at least be reasonable and maybe invest some time into fact checking your own thoughts before revealing your ignorance.

  113. Their own quote undermining everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > it works best as a burger with a thin patty so you don't get a whole mouthful of soy at once

    And that, right there, is all I needed to know.

    Just like you don't eat the Big Mac's "beef" patty on its own.

  114. Re:I'd eat vat grown or irradiated beef before thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > beef would be for the rich and we could have nice things like health care

    Beef vs health care. Hmmm...when you put it that way:

    I have beef a few times a week, at least once--even if it's just a burger. Whereas I've used the health care system...30 years ago? Seriously, I last talked to my doctor (long since retired) when I was a teenager, and I'm now in my mid-40s.

    My choice is made.