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Burger King to offer Internet Access

Mockingbird writes "The Associated Press is reporting today that Burger King plans to offer internet access from up to 20 workstations at a franchise in Hartford, CT. Value meal purchasers get 15 free minutes, but no porn and no e-mail. Have it your way, indeed. " If I mega size it can I have a half hour?

166 comments

  1. Re:Operating System of Choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd probably use Windows NT Workstation. If they used Windows 98, every 30 minutes some "funny guy" would format the hard drive.

  2. no e-mail.. how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will they somehow firewall out ports 110 and 21? or just fail to include an e-mail program?
    i'm wondering if they'll have telnet. if they have telnet, you can check your e-mail from there, assuming you know the POP3 commands.

    a better question would be who really cares. i for one don't eat at burger king, and if i need for some reason to use the internet for 15 minutes without going home i'll go find a public library, or something.

    Only reason this would make me care is if they have a zip drive and a T3 on the burger king terminals, and i can go in and pull a couple mp3s off the interent and take them home. :) that's unlikely.

    1. Re:no e-mail.. how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That _still_ requires them not to have firewalled off port 110 and _still_ requires a telnet client on the local machine - it's not like you can literally telnet from your web browser. Plus, some browsers don't allow certain ports to be specified anyway - ever tried http://somehost.com:25 in Netscape?

    2. Re:no e-mail.. how? by poink · · Score: 1

      If they are blocking port 110 then no packets destined for port 110 will pass the firewall/gateway, even if you use your tounge on Cat5 to generate the packet.

    3. Re:no e-mail.. how? by Hamhead · · Score: 1

      telnet://your.pop.host:110

      --
      -- If you met me, you probably wouldn't remember me. I'm pretty hard to remember.
    4. Re:no e-mail.. how? by bmetzler · · Score: 2
      will they somehow firewall out ports 110 and 21? or just fail to include an e-mail program? i'm wondering if they'll have telnet. if they have telnet, you can check your e-mail from there, assuming you know the POP3 commands.

      Or if they allow telnet you can just logon to your shell account and use Pine :-)

      My understanding is that they will only have a client for http. Therefore, no e-mail, no telnet, no IRC. What they mean be no e-mail, I would assume, is that they will have no POP3 or SMTP client, therefore no e-mail. Probably if you had web-based e-mail, that would not be restricted by the proxy. But then again they may block things like SSL and user authentication.

      They already said that they would be censoring access. However, it is not said whether they were filtering bad sites out, or good sites in. If they were filtering good sites in, meaning that the proxy server has a list of the sites you can view, instead of a list of sites that you can't view, it makes it more probable that they wouldn't let you get any sort of e-mail.

    5. Re:no e-mail.. how? by Merk · · Score: 1

      Actually, if they're blocking port 110 you can't really telnet to it and use the POP commands. And not all of us are lucky enough to have ISPs who provide shell access through a telnet connection.

    6. Re:no e-mail.. how? by slashdot-me · · Score: 1

      echo "80 stream tcp nowait root /usr/sbin/tcpd in.telnetd" >> /etc/inetd.conf; killall -HUP inetd
      Hah ha ha ha

      http://www.ryans.dhs.org

  3. Re:Heh, this is funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say Jack in the Box burgers, McDonald's fries, Dairy Queen's drinks, and by that time, I don't think I'd really care what was for desert.

  4. Re:No e-mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hotmail, iName, usa.net, and... MailReader! Instant access to your POP mail everywhere... And there are more services like this out there. They can perhaps block newbies' mail (or have somebody look over your back all the time; somehow I doubt that will be popular), but nothing more.
    Wonder when the first person will install Linux on one of the PCs ;-)
    /* Steinar */

  5. Why in restaurants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't the best idea....companies need to go to the consumer and ask them what they want. Personally, I'd rather an LCD screen and a keyboard and mouse in the restroom stalls. The last thing I want to do is try to type while I eat. But a few minutes of IRC while taking care of some business....now we're talking. Would leave out teleconferencing though. Just a thought, from a regular chair.

    1. Re:Why in restaurants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot resist replying to this one!

      I, for one, would not touch a terminal (or anything that wasn't absolutely necessary) in a bathroom stall.

      I shudder at the possibilities....

    2. Re:Why in restaurants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I shudder that the thought that people would be hanging out in chatrooms from toilet stall public terminals.

    3. Re:Why in restaurants? by Josh+Turpen · · Score: 2

      I definately wouldn't want to touch that keyboard. Instant e.coli death. Voice recognition might work, but that would be pretty awkward in a quiet bathroom, hearing 4 different guys in stalls talking to themselves.

      --
      --- A Jesus Fish eating a Darwin Fish only proves Darwin's point.
  6. ssh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this "no e-mail" thing /may/ just mean that they're not giving out somebody@burgerking.com e-mail addresses. So if you have a HotMail account or whatever, you could just check it.

    BUT... What I want to know is whether I could SSH (no telnet/rsh, please) in to a UNIX account so I could check my e-mail/read notesfiles/make one last modification to a TeX document/whatever.

    1. Re:ssh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT... What I want to know is whether I could SSH (no telnet/rsh, please) in to a UNIX account so I could check my e-mail/read notesfiles/make one last modification to a TeX document/whatever. If you're so paranoid that you won't use telnet with s/key because you're afraid of tcp hijacking, why would you trust an ssh client on a public-access machine?

    2. Re:ssh? by mph · · Score: 1

      If they don't have ssh, that's what S/Key is for.

  7. Fuddrucker's Could Use It Also. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't handle BK anymore; it just gives me heartburn. I think Fuddrucker's is much better. I think Fudd's cows are alive when they start to butcher them. I think BK's cows have been dead for couple of weeks when they scoop 'em off the prairie.

    1. Re:Fuddrucker's Could Use It Also. by PHroD · · Score: 0

      BK uses cow-ish animal matter, not cows. Just like SPAM means Specially Packaged Animal Matter

      ;)


      "There is no spoon" - Neo, The Matrix

    2. Re:Fuddrucker's Could Use It Also. by gnome · · Score: 0

      Squirrels, Possums, And Mice....

  8. Re:BK on the Internet bandwagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>A live transmission of all the "action"? What action?!?


    They'll just tap into the security cameras, you can see the armed robberies on RealVideo

  9. Talk about support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only will your server be an expert fry maker but also an P.C. trouble shooter heh heh

    "would you like a boot disk with your fries?"


    1. Re:Talk about support by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      I thought the deep fryer was the computer....
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

      --
      I ate my tag line.
      -=Ellis (D)25=-
  10. A way McDonalds can compete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vote that with every happy meal, you get a free lap dance.

    1. Re:A way McDonalds can compete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "Happy Meal"

      Not "Mr. Happy Meal"

    2. Re:A way McDonalds can compete... by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      Ah, you're doesn't off that? Damn.. Mine does.. =P
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

      --
      I ate my tag line.
      -=Ellis (D)25=-
  11. If they have telnet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who needs to know POP3 commands. You just telnet to your unix shell account and read your mail. Sheesh. C'mon people, no one should need an entire client program just to read mail. :)

    1. Re:If they have telnet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, I use my hotmail shell account all the time.

      Most people have no idea what a shell account is. We offer them, and about 99% of our users never touch them. Most people use POP. And if you are using hotmail for your mail, then NO SHELL FOR YOU.

      I believe BK is thinking the same thing, which is what they probably mean by no email.

  12. Ever seen a kid-friendly keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know...the one made out of durable plastic, with no moving keys. Easy to clean, etc.

    Dunno how they'd handle the mouse, tho.

    --Isaac-Lew, pecking from work

    1. Re:Ever seen a kid-friendly keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe an oversized touchpad?

    2. Re:Ever seen a kid-friendly keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Industrial grade keyboards can handle the abuse,
      but I agree some paper towels would be handy. as
      for the optical mouse, I wouldn't go with that. the
      lens would get dirty and it wouldn't work very well
      why not go with those older style mouses with the
      tablet, like you find on old CAD systems. they use
      a little sensor in the tablet to track the mouse.
      and I've seen those things still work even though
      they were soaked in coffee and greased with pizza-
      juice.

  13. voice re-cog in the bathroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya...one bad bout of gas & NT would recognize that as the GPF interupt & serve you the blue screen of death...How would you reboot?

    1. Re:voice re-cog in the bathroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH ya, of course...

      And I supppose the holding tank is used to store the waterproofed motherboard to cool the processor down so it can operate faster??

      Hmm...this is sounding like that Imac bathroom suite posted last week(+) except those were a lot nicer than what this collection of beige hardware would look like.

    2. Re:voice re-cog in the bathroom? by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      See that lil' metal handle, push down (or in) and flush!!!!!
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

      --
      I ate my tag line.
      -=Ellis (D)25=-
    3. Re:voice re-cog in the bathroom? by alex_knight · · Score: 1

      That's what technical savvy janitors will be hired for (those 16 year old skript kiddiez will be perfect for it).

      Reminds me of the tech support wanderers at Internet Cafe's like Cybersmith; they love cleaning pewp.

  14. Re:Heh, this is funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was funny. The whole article is funny. What's up with the -1? He started off as 1, being a registered user, right? Sheesh people, get your moderation in check!

  15. Re:Yes, the BK fries suck. [offtopic] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > What do you need to be on this place to be a moderator, a heavy crack user? :)
    No kidding, the post is now at -1 with the one above it. I wonder if it really deserves that low. I just read at -1 because of lame moderation, which is usually complained about if a post is scored too low then it is brought back up, BUT, by then I have passed over the article and won't read it again. E.g., if I read at 0, skipped over a -1, I wouldn't know when it got back to 0.

  16. Re:BK.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny... you went through the pain of searching through a corporate web page, but you didn't read the article: "Burger King says it has no plans to add Internet access to any of its 10,300 other restaurants."

  17. Re:BK on the Internet bandwagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Also planned is a Webcam where Internet surfers
    can call up Hartford's Burger King Web site and
    see a live transmission of action in the
    restaurant."

    Aw, sweet d00d! I totally bet those hotties at Burger King'll be gettin all naked! sa-WEEEET!

    xTR3|\/|3!!!!!!

    ........................
    ........../....../......
    ...O-8--#.......
    ..........\......\......
    ........................



    Seriously though, at least with JenniCam there's the implication of nudity, regardless of how rarely it actually happens. What's the likelihood of the drive-thru girl and the dishwasher boy getting freaky out in the BK restaurant area?

  18. Free stomach pumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all they need to do is provide a free stomach pump after the meal to have a perfect evening! One day when I get a girlfriend, this will be the place to go! Yes! Thank you BK!

  19. No Porn? Damn them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they don't want you ordering a McTaco.

    1. Re:No Porn? Damn them! by Bump · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I found it mildly funny that they say "No Porn", and yet call themselves "Home of the Whopper"!

  20. Re:Heh, this is funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wendy's for shakes? You mean that delicious beverage called a Frosty? Sorry, that's not a real shake. I'll take an Arby's Jamocha shake any day over the partially hydogenated oil that constitutes a Frosty(same stuff non-dairy creamer and Papa John's butter sauce is made out of).

  21. Greatest idea since... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the greatest idea since slideshow advertisements before the movies.

  22. Re:No e-mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just use the telnet java applett

  23. M$ and burger king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should get in on this, I mean easy access to all the out of work MCSE's and wannabees....

  24. Carl's rocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and Carls's Jr's food is definitely a cut above the other
    fast food places. (But what I really miss about S.Cal. is
    Tommy's!)

  25. Re:Heh, this is funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree... it's not like he was swearing or praising NT... hmm, maybe those are one in the same.. ;)

  26. This is news? Nope, its been here for a while now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a burger king in downtown NYC on broadway about 2 blocks from J&R that has had this for at least a year. 20 or so workstations, 15 min per value meal, and it's NOT new.

  27. The bk here at NY has video phones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only bk that has internet access right now is 2 blocks from my aprtment across form the twin towers in NYC. It has intel video phones and has software that can take a picture of you and send that picture to friends via email. I have never used them but I have seen them there and it has been mentioned in the New York Times. I am glad to see bk offer them elsewhere. I believe the bk is on fulton street or a block or 2 away from it and across the world trade towers if any one wants to try them.

  28. Re:No e-mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any suggestion on how to install Linux?
    I mean, install Linux on some public access PC, like the one in BK. We have a local resturant have a PC connection to the Net for customers. What is the first step to hack?

  29. Re:Yes, the BK fries suck. [offtopic] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I posted originally I was just complaining that it was a 2. It was offtopic, the default 1 or a 0 would have been fine.

    Again, the idiot mentality of the moderators kick in, and decide to lower it to a -1. Have these people no clue? It wasn't a "fuck you m$ rules" type post. Again, my original complaint was the fact that it was Off-Topic scored at 2.

    I have an idea! Let's liberate some trained monkeys to do the moderation here on slashdot, as it seems they'd do a better job than the current lunkheads.

  30. Re:Computers in the stall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah....Big Kings make me stack dump

  31. Re:NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They have webcams tho, you can send 'video postcards.' whee."

    Yeah, but mooning people in a Burger king can get you in a
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
    of trouble

  32. Re:!Fast food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (gonzocanuck not logged in cuz I'm using my bro's computer and I forgot my pw!)

    Exactly...what can be worse than being a pimply teenager and having to say to some fat guy "excuse me sir, but you've spent more than 15 minutes on this terminal" or trying to keep kids from fighting?


    The public library has a 20 minute limit. That worked like a *charm* I can tell you! It was a nightmare. I don't know how I walked out of that place alive!

  33. Re:Where in NYC? - Its right on Broadway Ave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm at 110 William St.. The Burger King you are looking for is on Broadway =) I just came from there but you get 25 mins or something I think. I only really buy breakfast there.. But they do have the new vid phone systems.
    Its about a 5 min walk from WTC

  34. Current Internet Finacing Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, if they do things the "new economey" way of the internet, they'll provide coupons that discount the cost of access/food to less than what it costs BK to produce the "product". In the mean time, while they hemoraged red numbers, they would build eyeballs, get out of the "food" business (after all, food is nothing but pesky atoms, ya' know...), setup an e-commerce portal, build wireless infrastructure spanning the country/world, IPO and retire billionairs.

    fortunatly insanity is genetics, not contagious...

    Man do I feel an "adjustment" comming, or what?

  35. TOMMY'S! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The chili... the heartburn! God, that was good stuff.

  36. Burger King food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did everyone suddenly become dieticians? I'm no physician, but it seems to me that people spend a disproportionate amount of time fretting over their diet, while ignoring exercise (too much television and open-source coding). Burger King in moderation is not going to kill anyone. I wouldn't advise making it the sole staple of my diet, but it isn't poison. I'm sure that most of you consume pizza, beer, ice cream, snack chips, and other restaturant fare without much thought. If you must decry a burger, decry the Jack in the Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger - 1150 Calories, 89 grams of fat.

  37. Times Square by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If anybody's seen arguments break out between support staff and users at the Times Square visitor center you'll know this won't work too well. They have free internet access there, but only for 10 minutes. Someone's always arguing about something, not to mention the lines.

  38. Computers in the stall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term "core dump"

  39. If only Linux had a good browser... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Much as I use Linux all day, eevry day, the fact is that Netscape on Linux just isn't a rbust enough piece of software to leave running in a fire-and-forget fashion. Loath as I am to admit it, IE5 is a damned sight better coded than any current, 'finished' release of Netscape on Linux.

  40. Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think the moderators are trigger-happy today. I've seen more -1 scores on this topic than what is usual.

    Hint to Moderators: It's real fscking hard to say anything deep and enlightening about putting computers in a Burger King. The quality of comments reflects the quality of the original article.

  41. This is Hartford getting national attention?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "This is Hartford getting national attention," said Ruth Schaefer, ... the one largely responsible for wooing Burger King back to downtown Hartford. "This is wonderful for Hartford."

    Egad. I'm glad I don't live in Hartford. A town where redevelopment means getting Burger King back? How embarrassing. Better than Littleton, I suppose. But still ...

    1. Re:This is Hartford getting national attention?! by maskatron · · Score: 1

      hey, go easy on hartford. for example, they've got a lot of insurance companies and....well...hmmm.

      --
      Have you seen Ironstayn vs Supergovernment yet?
    2. Re:This is Hartford getting national attention?! by Sean-Yo+Ma · · Score: 1

      Believe me =) You SHOULD be glad you don't live in Hartford. The feeling of despair is almost palpable, especially since the Patriots deal fell through. So something like this IS wonderful, in the respect that anything is better than nothing...

  42. Re:!Fast food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    The BK on Lower Broadway near Wall Street in NYC gives you a password with your receipt.
    It expires after 15 mins.
    You need a $5 minimum purchase for more net time.
    Who's gonna eat $20/hour in Whoppers ?

  43. Re:Touching Public Terminals by Pasc · · Score: 1

    Thats the first thing I thought of when I heard about this. Ewwww....

  44. Operating System of Choice by KingKurly · · Score: 1

    It'd be interesting to find out technical details on the setup they plan to use.. more than likely they haven't considered some of the less expensive, more reliable operating systems? Though it may very well be the case that Windows might be an easier choice. I could very easily be mistaken however - it seems as though with fvwm95 you could probably trick the novice into thinking they were actually using Win95, so no "retraining" of the customers would be required ;-) Internet fastfood "cafes" -- interesting concept... now if it were only a pizza place or something :)

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    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
    1. Re:Operating System of Choice by Omar+Djabji · · Score: 1

      A movie theature near me had public access pcs set up for some kind of demo. My friend got into the bios and enabled bios passwords to boot. He set the password to "evil". I think the computers disapeared soon thereafter.

  45. Re:WorkSpace On Demand is a great choice by KingKurly · · Score: 1

    Thank you - this looks rather interesting. Though i'm a little unsure why my original post was moderated down. *shrug* I thought it was pertinent to the conversation - rather legit technical point. Anyhow, once again, thank you.

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    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  46. Re:!Fast food by jandrese · · Score: 3

    It might be a good way to read Slashdot when you stop for lunch. Just stop in, read a couple of articles and responses while you eat your burger and fries, and get back to work/on the road in 15 mins. Basically, it's a way to read a newspaper or whatever while you eat.

    I'm just worried about the condition of the keyboard/mouse on the computer after thousands of average people surf on them while eating greasy food. They would accumulate keyboard plaque at an alaming rate.

    --

    I read the internet for the articles.
  47. Re:Heh, this is funny... by gavinhall · · Score: 0

    Posted by pupkick:

    Burger King fries kill McDonalds Fries..

    But uhh.. its not Mega Size..
    Its KING SIZE.

    Sheesh people, get your fast food restaurants in check!

  48. success story at BK lounge by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by spoonmix:

    Actually I have met one of the success stories of this idea. I met a 14 year old kid who was in the Burger King in the World Trade Center. He hangs out there all day and gets reciepts from different people and use the connection to the web.. (the library connections are bull&^%^ around where he lives) using this connection he has entered E-Trade's mock-stock-market and is currently in 108th place out of 6000. The winner gets $50,000 towards college. I must give big props to this kid for tenacity and slyness...

    over and out
    spooner@netmix.com

  49. Re:Wonders.... by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by mizzer:

    It would be a bit hard to type with your arms hanging out of a car. Or they could give you a wireless keyboard...those things would work for all of a day untill little bits of chili and ranch dressing crept into them.

    But seriously, I think this is kinda stupid..I mean i go to BK/McDonalds/Sonic/etc.. to get food and eat, not to go use a computer. Altough, if Sonic did this maybe you could hook it into your car stereo and Quake away! I imagine being fragged with 2 JL 10's thumping away behind you would rock.

  50. Whats Next???? by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Debarge:

    So whats next now virtual hamburgers?

  51. Am I the only one that likes their fries? by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Brendan Byrd/SineSwiper:

    Yeah, they have a lot of fat in them, but that's what makes them taste better. Why do you think the Whoppers kick ass? Two words: mayo and flame-broiled. Admit it...fat is better tasting than no fat. That's why no-fat items are tasteless.

    McD's fries? Ugh! I'm better off eating a plain baked potato. Call me spoiled, but I like fries with some type of seasoning (ie. Rally's, Arby's, etc.). It's like ordering a Coke or Pepsi. Why in the hell would you order a Coke/Pepsi? There's Mr. Pibb, Big Red, Mt. Dew, Grape/Orange drinks. But, what do you do? Order a plain...standard...cola.

    Oh well. Enough ranting on useless subjects.
    --
    Brendan Byrd AKA SineSwiper
    Computer techie, PERL master, and all-purpose Internet guru

  52. Web Cam:Why do I have a BAD feeling about this? by gavinhall · · Score: 2

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangster Of Love:

    I can see it now, some nut is going to go apeshit in this joint and start shooting people LIVE ON THE INTERNET.

    This'll give the know-nothing talking heads on TV more "proof" that the internet and violent activities go hand in hand.

    Burger King, this is a royally bad idea.

    LK

  53. ick! by Danse · · Score: 1

    Even if they use a keyboard with no moving keys, the thing will still be pretty nasty I think. They'd better have a bottle of sanitizer/degreaser and a roll of paper towels next to it at all times. Dunno about the mouse. Disposable plastic covers maybe? Maybe they'll use those new Microsoft optical mice. The kind with no ball. That could solve the problem of the buildup of gunk that will accumulate about every 5 minutes until the mouse becomes practically unuseable. Hmm..... maybe they've planned for this stuff. Then again, maybe people will avoid the computers due to the fact that it could be hazardous to your health to use them.

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    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  54. Where in NYC? by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

    I'm in World Trade Centre and the BK opposite doesn't have it...

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    1. Re:Where in NYC? by bobdc · · Score: 1

      I saw them in that one last December when I was checking all the Burger Kinds in the area for Reptar watches. BK's website makes it very easy to find them; it turns out that there were several within a few blocks of my employer that I didn't know about.

    2. Re:Where in NYC? by Ward+Griffiths · · Score: 1

      Try a couple of blocks over. The BK on Broadway between John Street and Maiden Lane. I haven't been in a BK since shortly after they changed the french fry recipe, but I've been walking past their sign for months.

      --
      "the timid die just like the daring; and if you don't take the plunge then you'll just take the fall"-- Michael Longcor
  55. Re:Two things... by Foxpaw · · Score: 1

    Uhh, actually, here in California the Carl's Jr. chain of restaurants brings your food to your table. You get a number when you order, then you go sit and wait for them to bring it to you. It works rather well.

  56. WorkSpace On Demand is a great choice by timur · · Score: 3
    WSOD was designed for situations like this. Create an environment that's the same for multiple people. Don't let them screw up the installed software. Don't use a local hard drive except for caching web pages. And the recently release 2.0 is way easier to set up than 1.0.

    For more information on WSOD, check out http://www.software.ibm.com/network/ workspace/. A list of features:

    • Helps reduce cost of ownership through centralized control
    • Provides a standardized environment that can be tailored to the needs of each user
    • Helps increase productivity and reduce user training time
    • Allows software updates and provides configuration capability from servers rather than on every client
    • Supports existing workstation hardware, applications, network infrastructure and new Java network computing applications
    • Includes broad support for clients: IBM Network Stations, Windows 95 and Windows NT
    • Is Tivoli Ready
    • Is Year 2000 ready


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    Timur Tabi
    Remove "nospam_" from email address
  57. Re:Advertising by Hrunting · · Score: 2

    Umm, why would someone need to advertise Burger King at Burger King? People are there. They've already succumbed to the advertising pressure.

    Anyone have any idea of how BK plans to implement this? Are they going to have individual Windows boxes setup with 'Net access or are they going to have Macs or are they going to be truly intelligent and run X-servers. As long as Netscape or IE is up and running, I don't see how people will care.

    In San Antonio, TX, Kinko's has this sort of 'Net access dealie where you can basically use their computers for anything (graphics editing, pagemaker work, surfing the 'Net, checking e-mail, et al) for a price. I wonder if people will be able to limit themselves to just a meal, though.

  58. Paris by cynical · · Score: 1

    I have a picture of myself at a "cyber-burger king" on the Champs Elysee in Paris in 1997. I bought a little smart card with 20 minutes of use to go along with my meal. My wife was amused, but not surprised.

    Why was I eating at Burger King of all places in Paris? I was tired, and it was cheap & quick. Don't worry, though, we had Real French Food (Algerian, if I recall) that night.

  59. Re:Three words: by dattaway · · Score: 1

    I thought this was supposed to be a fast food joint. Eat and run. Where does eating lunch or dinner and the internet go together? Sticky keyboards, indeed! What's the point? The novelty or being the first fast food joint to do it?

    Would you like clean mouse balls with that?

  60. Re:Heh, this is funny... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Toss in Chick-Fil-A for chicken sandwiches. I'd kill to have one in MA. (Harvard doesn't count - they screw it up)
    Wendy's for shakes. Burger King for burgers (haven't had Jack in the Box...)

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  61. In Wisconsin also... by ferret · · Score: 0

    ...and there's games for kids to play.
    They're a bunch of Compaq's.

    1. Re:In Wisconsin also... by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      So you can't hold the mngr responsible for the loss of your kid... Damn, what's this world coming to?
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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  62. Re:Touching greasy Terminals by arielb · · Score: 1

    ugh who wants to use the keyboard with all the _grease_ that's on it after people used it

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  63. Why did it call me AC? by Sesse · · Score: 1

    I did log in, and the preview said `Sesse' (my username), so I wonder what went wrong.

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  64. B.Y.O. Hardware? by ewhac · · Score: 3

    So what's to prevent an enterprising soul from coming in, yanking the blue cable from the PC and plugging it in to their Ethernet-capable laptop, and side-stepping all the ads and other bullsh*t that's sure to be on the BK-PC? (It wouldn't be hard to discover the IP address of the PC and reconfigure the laptop accordingly.)

    Schwab

    1. Re:B.Y.O. Hardware? by ChrisBennett · · Score: 1

      BK will no doubt keep the monitor and system separate from each other. Too bad, this is a great idea.

  65. Burger King Fries by MarsBar · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think the new fries kinda suck?

    Yeah, they've put some sort of potato puree over them, cooked them for longer and generally made them taste absolutely vile.

    BK Whopper+Cheese is the best burger in existence, but I won't eat in BK any more because of these horrible King Fries

    Just my 0.02e worth...

    Incidentally, anyone know why superscript isn't in the Allowed HTML on /.?

  66. Advertising by Qeyser · · Score: 2


    Its a neat idea but it won't be free. The browser home
    page will be burgerking.com, there'll be scrolling ad banners, popups, etc.

    1. Re:Advertising by bmetzler · · Score: 2
      Its a neat idea but it won't be free. The browser home page will be burgerking.com, there'll be scrolling ad banners, popups, etc.

      You are right, it won't be free. It'll cost $20 an hour, but comes with a free meal :-)

      Humor aside, you will be right. Advertising is everything. Portal sites are popular these days and Burger King wouldn't miss a chance to get a few extra dollars by advertising to all those people that buy a value-meal. I know that if I got 15 few minutes, I'd use it. OK, not in the way that Burger King expected, but that's beside the point. Most people will use the internet terminals and that means guarenteed viewing for advertisers.
  67. Re:No e-mail? by poink · · Score: 1

    Fun Trick:
    Many times, you can use the URL telnet://some.host.foo and the browser will launch the telnet app for you. The second "evil" thing is to attempt to get a file that has an unknown mime-type. The browser will prompt you what to do, and you tell it to open with telnet.exe. These things can be disabled, must most places don't go that far.

  68. Re:*sigh* I just lost a prospective employer. by maskatron · · Score: 1

    :-)

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  69. Place's to visit while munching by Type-R · · Score: 0

    Bah, force the homepage on the browser to PETA and watch the reactions. :)

    No. Not PETA, I said PETA.

  70. Java Telnet Clients by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

    There are Java telnet clients out there - pretty nifty too. You just need one of them on your own machine, so you could bring up said java applet, use it to telnet into your box, and read as much email as you like...

    And maybe even play ttyquake as well.

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  71. !Fast food by atw · · Score: 4

    The idea is dumb for this type of business. Burger King, McDonalds et al are supposed to be fast food. How many times did you use the Net for only 10-15 minutes? Now exclude checks for an E-mail.
    What if people would love this feature so much that they will keep surfing more then 15 mins? How they are gonna to enforce the limits? Fast food places are making their money on FAST rotation of people -- got your food, eat it and go away. This is not cafe where you can sit, drink coffee and enjoy your Quake session. It is not gonna work for the fast food chains.



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    1. Re:!Fast food by terpia · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long it will be for the first keyboard to be christened with a large Coke?

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    2. Re:!Fast food by rhdwdg · · Score: 1

      > Who's gonna eat $20/hour in Whoppers ?

      Ooh! Ooh! ... Oh, you weren't asking for a show of hands.

      Seriously, I'd use it although 15 minutes is a bit short. Currently I have to make sure I have enough of my current novel left to get through a meal before I go to Burger King. Otherwise I need to stop at the bookstore first. This way I could read /. or something.

      Of course I would want porn availible too but that's just me being a sick little puppy.

  72. No email No porn by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

    - By no email do they mean Burger King isn't providing email accounts? Or can you not even use web-based email?

    - I think they're going to have a hell of a time trying to enforce the no porn rule. Filtering software is all far from perfect... Although at least they won't have the same 1st amendment problems as libraries do. "Our software doesn't let you look at the N.O.W. homepage? Well, tough."

    1. Re:No email No porn by bmetzler · · Score: 1
      - I think they're going to have a hell of a time trying to enforce the no porn rule. Filtering software is all far from perfect...

      You may be pleasently surprised. Traditionally filtering software filter *out* bad sites. However, it's getting more common unfortunately for filtering software to filter *in* good sites that it allows you to view. I.e. the server will have a list of only 3000 sites that are considered appropriate. That way if you try to see www.santaclause.com which is a nice children's list, if it hasn't been added to the list yet, you're stuck. Same with slashdot.org. This type of filtering *does* catch every bad site. However, surfing the web with only access to amazon.com, travelocity.com, and microsoft.com doesn't tend to be the most fulfilling experience. Let's hope Burger King doesn't use *that* type of filtering. But perhaps they will, because then they can get companies to *pay* them to add their site. Woo-hoo!

  73. It CAN be done by lar3ry · · Score: 2

    First, nobody says that the keyboards have to be touch keyboards. Look at the point of sale machines that they use... no buttons, just touch pads.

    Second, a touch screen seems to be the perfect method for accessing a web-only device. Doesn't seem to be too difficult for an employee to use some glass cleaner (or whatever) every 30-60 minutes to keep those nasty germs away.

    I saw a mention of "french fry grease." The greases and oils used in fast food tend to gum up things like keyboards, but point of sale technology has been around since the 1970's... it doesn't appear to be a problem with the majority of the fast food places you see around town.

    I don't think I'd use it (I'd hate to be standing in a "line" behind a bunch of kids ooh-ing and ahhh-ing over the technology). But... there ARE cyber-cafes right now. Why not cyber fast food?



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    1. Re:It CAN be done by Josh+Turpen · · Score: 2

      The reason those membrane keyboard cash registers work so well is because it's against the law (at least in AZ) to handle money and then handle food. You legally have to wash your hands first, so most fast food places have 'food' people and 'register' people. Nobody really does both.

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    2. Re:It CAN be done by tchort · · Score: 1

      well yeah, thats how its supposed to happen, but do you think it does? hells no
      i wasted 2 years working in bk (i only wish they had net access then :/ ) and we had touch screen PoS systems for most of that time... they we're actually surprisingly rugged
      we had intel p133 driven lil compact pcs with nt4 that auto loaded the PoS (and the software was SOOOOO badly written it was REDICULOUS), and the screen on those things would get everything tossed on em.. more rare were things like fry grease and burger grease, but it happened. quite often those things would get nailed with an entire soda tho... and it was real easy to clean em too..just run a wet napkin over it, and woop (no glass cleaner tho, as someone suggested in an earlier post, thats bad :) )
      but eh, its probably a bad idea, but let THEM figure that out :)

      tchort

  74. Re:BK on the Internet bandwagon by Shadarr · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a web cam which was useful. These are the people who treat technology like some sort of crystal ball. "Look, I can see the airport parking lot. Sure it took 10 minutes to update, and the resolution is too low to tell if there are any free spaces, but look--the airport parking lot!"
    It is sometimes necessary to speak.

  75. Fast Food, Fast Bits by purp · · Score: 2

    atw asks:
    How many times did you use the Net for only 10-15 minutes?

    Umm...all the time? I read Slashdot in ten-to-fifteen minute bursts all day long. I ordered tickets to Star Wars this morning in about five minutes. I bought a book last week in less than three minutes.

    Whether it will work within their business model remains to be seen. Might be fun to see them delve into some other aspects of the technology: how about a distributed processing net with a node in each store location? That cool effects shot in your favorite movie might have rendered using spare cycles on Burger King's network of office computers.

    --j, who sees some amusing possibilities

  76. Freemail clients can SMTP to your e-mail. by DHartung · · Score: 1

    For instance, I use my Yahoo e-mail account to check my personal and work e-mail daily. I can't telnet or SMTP myself through the corporate firewall at my current client (good for them, actually) but Yahoo certainly can SMTP to my mail account.

    This is ideal for corporate con"slut"ants who move around a lot -- coming from someone who never thought he'd use a freemail system ("I've got three e-mail accounts already! What would I do with it?") this is a big change in attitude.

    I do concur with the earlier poster who said the only useful thing to do in 15 minutes is check your e-mail.

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    1. Re:Freemail clients can SMTP to your e-mail. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean pop3 right?? When did smtp become anything more then a send mail transfer protocol.. (and no it doesn't mean sending to your client) SMTP is a protocol for delivery of email to the server specifid in the email address. For example if I sent an email to joeblow@snot.com smtp host would pass the email around (depending upon the hiarchy usually just from your server straight to snot.com) until it got to snot.com then it would stop.. the usefulnes of smtp basically stops once it gets to snot.com and would require a manual (or automatic) forward to a new email address to get it anywhere farther and I doupt yahoo can login into your server and tell it to forward all your mail via SMTP to yahoo.com to do this would physically require yahoo to telnet into your host and figure out the menu's and or operating command line option and forward the email back. POP3 on the other hand is what does what you are talking about. yahoo simply connects to the pop3 port of snot.com (or whatever) and tells it it wan't all the email for joeshmo gives it the password and pop3 says oh ok hi joe.. here is all your email.. IF I'M WRONG PLEASE CORRECT ME cause I could be making a complete fool outta myself but I believe that is how it goes

  77. Kids oohing? More like parents. by DHartung · · Score: 1

    Kids today do not "ooh" about the internet. Kids today show their parents how to use the internet.

    The parents are the ones making those "ooooh" sounds you're hearing!

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  78. Some more information... by Sharkyfour · · Score: 1

    For those of you who are interested, the local news just did a segment on this new Burger King, and here's some things I noticed: 1) It opened today(5/20). 2) They appear to be regular keyboards and monitors with no covers--spill your shake and they're out a keyboard(and you're probably out another $20). 3) No boxes in sight, so you probably can't BYO hardware. :-( 4) No visible signs of what OS it's running. No start bar, no Mac bar, and I couldn't see the cursor well enough to get an idea if it was X. 5) Purchasing a value meal gives you a token good for 15 minutes--if you wanted a long browsing session, you could collect tokens for a while and then piss off a lot of people waiting in line behind you. 6) There is an on-site admin. 7) There is a bar at the top with a time clock telling you how much you have left and it appears to have navigation controls. and, the kicker....(not directly related, tho.) 7) There are as many access terminals(2) in this Burger King as there are in the Hartford Public School System, which, BTW, is the only one run by the state of CT instead of the town.
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    1. Re: Some more information... by Sharkyfour · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the formatting... I forgot it was in HTML instead of plain-text mode. My bad. Next time I'll use preview.
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  79. *sigh* I just lost a prospective employer. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Every once in a while, I fantasize about getting out of the computer business, so I can relive my youth as an amateur. Those fantasies included applying for a job at Burger King. You know, go "on strike" in an Atlas Shrugged kind of way. Now I see I'll have to do something else if I really want to get away from it all and not worry about competition clauses.

    "What do you mean, my new program is property of Burger King just because I wrote it while I was an employee? D'oh! That does it, I'm quitting and going to Wendy's!"

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    1. Re:*sigh* I just lost a prospective employer. by patowic · · Score: 0

      A) competition clauses almost never hold up in court
      B) Atlas Shrugged bites.
      C) most jobs at BK will still be 'bobbing for french fries'--not supporting the PCs.

      You wanna go luddite? Get a job that doesn't further the service industry, and the big companies. Go be an independent cabinet maker or something.

  80. The Point.... by hummer · · Score: 2

    I think many of you have missed the point here a little. I don't think that any of you are part of BK's target market for this scheme.
    Obviously, all of you here have access to the internet, one way or another, and i am assuming that most of you can use it pretty much whenever you like, and as much as you like. Afterall, we are nerds aren't we?
    So perhaps the target market is people that don't have regular access to the internet? People with Hotmail accounts that they check whenever they get the chance?

    I wonder how many whoppers i need to buy to download a copy of Redhat....

  81. Re:BK.. by _Stryker · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I wonder why everyone of your posts gets marked down! Even the ones that are on topic.
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  82. Three words: by Mudhiker · · Score: 1

    French Fry Grease

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    1. Re:Three words: by flesh99 · · Score: 1

      Actually there is a McDonalds across the street from the University of Houston that has been doing something similar for a long time.
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    2. Re:Three words: by Pont · · Score: 1

      "Would you like clean mouse balls with that?"

      (insert crude joke about Burger King ingredients here)


      --Pont, a very picky vegetarian.

  83. NYC by Thanatos · · Score: 2

    They have this already in numerous locations in NYC.. I'd use when I heat there, but the dual T's at work and my desk full 'o PC's are much more fun.. They have web cams tho, you can send 'video postcards.' whee.

    Matt

  84. Re:No e-mail? by codejnki · · Score: 3

    If I was at a fast food joint, only had fifteen minuets at the net, they only thing I'd be interested in is checking my e-mail. I bet they would set up dumb NT stations that only had Exploder.

    If by some mirical we were given access to a telnet program I could log on to my server and check my mail there. This is idotic personally.
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  85. Re:BK.. by Monkey · · Score: 1

    umm.. try reading some of his posts...
    if I posted 20 inane mostly off-topic one liners on just about EVERY /. topic, I'd expect to get moderated too...
    am I the only one who is sick seeing the "cannibals" tagline everywhere?

  86. Sanitary reasons aside... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    ...If you're consuming Burger King food, chances are you wouldn't remain in that stall long enough to type in a URL...

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  87. Is it just me? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Am I imagining things, or has there been a recent trend for corporations to decide that it's easier to build in a browser than to compete on the quality of their primary products?

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  88. Interesting.. by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    I can see all the jokes..
    Live on the net by buying fast food, die on the net by fast food.

    15 minutes.. Hmm... If it doesn't last like 3 months, it would be great for multi connections. Oh a whole 26.4k/s to my 4 meg cable.. =>

    Hmm.. I think I would just start to eat there just for the semi-free net access.....
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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  89. DOH! by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    Arrgg.. -1 the comment above.. I should learn to read before I type.. *pounds head against desk*
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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  90. Wonders.... by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    when Sonic is going to do this.. If you've seen a sonic, you know know how wacky that would be!
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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    1. Re:Wonders.... by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      Wireless network!!!!! Hehehe.. I can just imagine this in the gehto... Gun would be pulled sooooo quick!
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  91. BK.. by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    Doesn't mention it on their website .
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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    1. Re:BK.. by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      I think Rob hates me personally.
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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    2. Re:BK.. by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      I read that.. But why wouldn't they say they are doing it at one location..?
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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    3. Re:BK.. by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      Wait, are you saying most of my post are shit?
      "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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    4. Re:BK.. by displaytest · · Score: 1

      Because he's made so many bad posts that have been "legitimately" marked down that he now posts at a default level of zero, as Rob explained when he set up the moderation system. There was a brief period when the system was initially set up when people automatically posted at 2 and 3, because the thresholds for auto-moderation were set very low. As far as I can tell, he's currently the only registered user to post at a default level other than 1.

      I'd like to killfile him, since I think there's a lot of other good stuff at -1 due to ignorant moderators.

  92. Re:Script Kiddies by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    'I just hack into the shake machine man!!!'
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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  93. iMac john? by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    Where's that post?
    "Windows 98 Second Edition works and players better than ever." -Microsoft's Home page on Win98SE.

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  94. Re:it could just be me, but... by aphrael · · Score: 1

    I've been to places that have essentially similar concepts --- they are godsends when you are travelling in unfamiliar places.

    Just think, you are a thousand miles from home, and you can pay $10 and get dinner and internet access.

    Of course, it all depends on what they mean by "internet". I'll bet $10 that they don't allow telnet, ftp, or anything other than web access.

  95. Re:BK on the Internet bandwagon by aphrael · · Score: 1

    There are some useful web cams.

    Example: there's a camera off of a hotel
    looking over the beach in santa cruz. Check
    it out: is the weather good for going to the beach?

    Similarly, there's a camera which points at
    HWY17 -- a two-lane each-direction highway over
    a windy mountain pass connecting scruz and silicon valley. "How is the traffic going to be for the commute home?"

  96. Re:No e-mail? by zagmar · · Score: 1

    That's why I use Yahoo and Excite email. Okay, it's not the reason, but I will now be able to get net time @ BK.

  97. LIES! by TishWilliams · · Score: 3

    No way that this is the *first* BK. There's a guy in NYC who's got two Burger Kings online. 3Com did a deal to put Web cams in the store in the financial district. I went there. Here's the picture from the 3com webcam:
    HTTP://www.burgercam.com/pcard/3KDKEZ3BX6.htm

  98. no Mickey-d's website either? by sporkboy · · Score: 1

    Will they let you go to the McDonalds website?

  99. BK on the Internet bandwagon by StaticLimit · · Score: 3

    I don't really see the point of 15 minutes of net access with no email (I guess I could eat a burger and skim Slashdot), but the important thing is that they used the words "Internet" and "World Wide Web" in a press release. Their stock should go through the roof! (*snicker*)

    Quoting the article:
    "Also planned is a Webcam where Internet surfers can call up Hartford's Burger King Web site and see a live transmission of action in the restaurant."

    A live transmission of all the "action"? What action?!?

    I say we just file this one under clueless suits use nifty buzzwords and waste bandwidth...

    1. Re:BK on the Internet bandwagon by xbane · · Score: 1

      the reason for the web cam is simple.

      bite whopper, open mouth, capture picture, set as background image for the other patrons to see.

      or maybe spend your 15 mins on wendy's site?

      or go to rotten.com, and find some nice pictures for everyone else whos eating their lunch to see.. hmm.. possibilites are endless.

      possible caption for many disturbing pictures: "what your actually eating"

  100. No Porn?!?! by patowic · · Score: 1

    What the? What good is BurgerKing without the Porn? I mean, come on! How many people would really eat there if they didn't have Jugs, Hustler and Barely Legal at every booth?

  101. champs elysees by loudici · · Score: 1

    BK left france around 97..so no webcam with the arc de triomphe in the background and a royal cheese in the foreground..but the perfume shop 'sephora' has a few PCs in the shop with a net connection.

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  102. I pulled the handle to flush... by DonkPunch · · Score: 1

    ...and the computer rebooted. :)

    Just imagine what kind of paper the printer would use:

    "I'm out of toilet paper!"
    "It's ok, just cat something to /dev/tp."

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  103. Script Kiddies by D3 · · Score: 0

    Now all the Script Kiddies can hang out with the rest of their High School after a big football game. :)

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  104. it could just be me, but... by deborah · · Score: 1

    is anyone else failing to see why this is a good idea? I mean, is the sacrifice of using a computer with whopper-juice all over the keyboard worth whatever you might gain in 15 minutes of internet time? Why exactly is the BK environment more appealing for computer use than a library? I for one feel nauseous at the thought of what that keyboard is going to look like after about a day. On the rare occasion that I do eat fast food, I get out of there as soon as possible.

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  105. Heh, this is funny... by Kymermosst · · Score: 0

    Cyber-Burger-King!

    This is the last thing I ever expected... BK franchises with internet access. It might actually make me start going there again if they do it in my town.

    Anyone else think the new fries kinda suck? The best fast food would have BK sandwiches, McD fries, and DQ drinks, and BR31F desserts.

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    1. Re:Heh, this is funny... by JuliaK · · Score: 1

      But it's tasty.

  106. Re:No e-mail? by SingleTracker · · Score: 1

    Mailreader....

    Send my name, password, and mail server to these guys in the clear over the wire? no thanks.

  107. Touching Public Terminals by L1zard_K1n6 · · Score: 1

    Uhggh yuck! Who wants to get their fingers on the keyboard after everyone else has used it....and then eat?

  108. What admin is gonna run this thing by malice95 · · Score: 1

    What self respecting admin is going to basically
    run an ISP out of a burger king. Good lord..
    I can just see the resume now. Fry Guy/Sys Admin
    Heh..

  109. BK as portal site by psiburr · · Score: 0

    Yes, with fries but no Spam, please. psiburr

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    simple is false; complex is not useful
  110. Other Companies by unyun · · Score: 1

    I think the original poster was referring to Burger King making the portal Burgerking.com and then selling ads to other companies on Burgerking.com (probably no fast-food ads tho).

    ~unyun~

  111. Would you like fries with your net access? by fable2112 · · Score: 1


    *chuckles*

    Well, that's one way for businessfolk unlucky enough to have a Web connection at work to get in a quickie-net-fix. And probably its main use. :)

    I know I used to run to the library's public short-term (15 minute max) terminals when I worked at a non-web-enabled bank.

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    "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar
  112. Is their food as fast as their Internet? by detritus. · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's an idea. Then again, public access to internet terminals would be the ideal hack spot, especially in a fast food restarurant.
    Equipment upkeep, constant spills and lame customers who will have something else to complain about besides the food - "my terminal just froze, let me speak to the manager".

    There's no way this will ever fly. However, I would go for the idea of having an ethernet jack at every booth in any restaurant for laptops.. now that would rock...


  113. Burger King by iceygambler · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't Captain Taco be writting about Burger King? I suppose this is their new image for the week.Make mine a restored Onion Melt,a deceased special of good value!How about,if Burger King serves you before AOL throws you off,you get 15 more minutes.

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    icey
  114. Re:Two things... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 0

    Well, here in New Jersey (please, don't laugh), it sucked.

  115. Two things... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    First of all, if you eat at Burger King, McDonalds or any other fast food place, death will come quicker than if you never go there...do you know how evilly unhealthy that "food" is?

    Second, this idea is just about as lame as BK's idea a few years ago to have your food served to you (like in a real restaurant).

    They are two ideas that are counterproductive to fast food operations.

  116. This is a good idea by nFusion · · Score: 0

    I live 2 blocks away from this Burger King they are building. I know that it's very close to an ISP, and that the area it's in is wired for cable modem access, so the connection should be pretty fast. I think this is an excellent idea! Internet access is going to become a seamless part of our everyday lives. BTW if anyone wants to hire a kick as web developer who will be doing all his future work in BurgerKing on Asylum St. visit my resume by clicking here

  117. What ever happened to netpod? by baus · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the netpod project. They had
    any article in Linux Journal a few years back
    discussing their pay/use internet terminals. I
    checked out their system Summerville, MA and it
    was pretty decent. Unix/X/Linux is well suited
    to this application, because they are so customizable. X with the appropriate window manager can be dumbed down so the user doesn't get into trouble. Plus a custom look and feel can
    more easily be accomplished, than with other systems.

    I believe given a stable browser Linux would make
    an excellent web term.

  118. No e-mail? by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 2

    Like they're going to block hotmail, et al?


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