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6 year old hotwires car-heads to highway

D3 writes "Who knew how easy it could be to hotwire a kiddie car? This 6 year old had no problem. " Heh-I needed to read something like this. Kids-they're gonna take everything over. Thanks to modnar for a more detailed story.

185 comments

  1. looking forward... by karnal · · Score: 1

    Kind of makes me wonder. I see the possibility for good and bad in this. On one side, the child should be punished for not sticking around where he should have... but kids will be kids.

    On the other hand, maybe the kid has a little more brainpower (at least, a means to an end) than most 6 year olds who are just worried about nappy-time...

    Now, I'm not saying this is the smartest kid in the bunch, but he's not the dumbest. Heck, if it took him a mile to get caught ON THE HIGHWAY, no less, then I'd say it's the motorist's fault for not getting a clue at that point.

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    1. Re:looking forward... by jd · · Score: 1
      Kids explore! It's a very natural part of being a kid. Punishing the kid for being a kid would seem pointless and cruel.

      Bottom line is, it's the day care's job to make sure that it's safe for kids to be kids.

      To punish the kid for testing limits, exploring and discovering would be like punishing nerds for doing the same thing with computers. The drive to learn and discover isn't what's "bad". What's bad is that the kid wasn't in a safe environment to do so.

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  2. Give him Windows or how to waste a talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give this Kid Windows and that's an other wasted talent -
    give him Linux - invest in him and wait for the IPO of his firm :-)

    Bye
    Lars

  3. Re:Good for him, but hardly shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean really, kids are smarter than people think. When I was six I made a turing machine out of paerclips and rubber bands in my spare time, when I wasn't talking the differential calculus course at the local community college. No one made a big deal about _that_, so I don't see why people think this kid did anything amazing.
    Sheesh...the media these days

  4. Re:Shocking, maybe, but hardly uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And no parents ever manage to loose their children?

    Come on. The question isn't whether or not it happens, but whether or not it happens more often when the child is in the care of the parents or at a daycare center.

    Saying that you shouldn't use daycare centers because your kid may wander off, is like saying that you shouldn't use seatbelts because people occasionally get suffocated by them. The argument simply doesn't hold. If you are certain that the risc is higher with a daycare center than if the child is in your care, they stay with the child if you can - contrary to with seatbelts, there are no conclusive studies that say whether a child is safer with the kids or in daycare, so it's the parent's own call.

    A recent Scandinavian study, however, correlates violence in adults with whether or not the person in question was in daycare as a kid, and found the the chance of violent behaviour was a lot higher among those who spent their entire childhood under the care of a parent.

    One of the explanations was that those who spent time in daycare learned to respect limits at an earlier age than those who were looked after by their parents, simply because they weren't shielded as much, and got to interact more with other kids and adults, and a "real world" environment.

    If that's true, then isn't a kid that wanders off from a daycare center also likely to try to wander off in his parents care? The question then is, is it more likely that he learns that speeding along a highway in a toy car is stupid from trying it, being stopped and talked to, or by being handheld by his parent, and kept on a too short leash to be able to try anything out?

    No, I'm not advocating letting kids do whatever they want, but you should consider that the more you shelter your kid, the less he or she learns about the outside world. Sooner or later the kid grows up enough that you aren't able to control it anymore.

    What then? Would you rather have a kid that has gotten the chance of getting in a fight, or falling of his bike, and knows that both hurt, and have learned to be careful, or one that thinks fights and car chases look cool, and haven't learned to think for himself.

  5. Shut up! by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    Woohoo! He told her to shut up? He was probably running away. Boy, wonder where this kid is going to be at 8?

    Last Day... Logan 5.
    There... is... no... sanctuary.

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  6. Re:this is too funny by iota · · Score: 1

    > big deal...my 6 month old has his own linux distro ready for distribution..KidieLinx

    big deal! i've got sperm with their own websites!

    j.

  7. On Dixie highway ? No Way !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Fairfield and I see Dixie highway
    out of my window. The traffic is extra heavy
    even during the night. 40% of vehicles are
    heavy trucks doing 60 m/h. What I'm saying
    is that there is no way this kid could survive for more than a few seconds. Also, it's not the area where people give shit about anyone.
    Dead and dying dogs sometimes are lying for days on the side of the highway.

    1. Re:On Dixie highway ? No Way !! by delmoi · · Score: 1

      the trucks would slow down, dumbass... no one is going to drive over a kid
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    2. Re:On Dixie highway ? No Way !! by __aahyzr9271 · · Score: 1


      the trucks would slow down, dumbass... no one is going to drive over a kid

      No one wants to drive over a kid, but a truck is not going to be able to stop, or slow down, in time, even if the driver is literialy standing on the brake with both feet, and has engaged the air brakes. A truck needs more distance and time to stop than a car going at the same speed.

      Over here in W.Va., there are many two-lane roads that are considered as major highways. Most, and I mean most drivers are careful, but there are a few dumbasses around that think that they don't have to be careful because the road they're on is a major highway, even though there are houses on either side of the road, it's only two lanes wide, and both lanes have traffic going in oppisite dirictions of each other.

  8. Re:I am ashamed of you... by PsychoSpunk · · Score: 1

    >What you don't seem to understand is that it's
    > not the act of plugging in wires that impresses
    >us. It was the fact that he UNDERSTOOD THAT HE
    >HAD TO. He understood that this toy will not
    >work without juice. The battery has juice. One
    >gets juice from the battery to the toy by
    >plugging in wires. The wires are hidden. I have
    >to find those hidden wires and plug them in to
    >get juice from the battery to the toy.

    Alright in that vein, we are to believe that six year olds are not capable of understanding the basics of electricity. Well, that might have flown for truth when I was younger, but we're dealing with a plugged in society these days. The fact that kids are able to mimic gestures such as plugging in a wire does not impress me.

    >In what fucking fantasy world did you grow up?
    >Most of us who grew up to become hackers didn't
    >have rich parents to get us access to computers
    >when we were 6 (yes, once upon a time personal
    >computers were expensive). You're not only
    >showing your age, but you've just shown your
    >immaturity. When I was 6 years old the only
    >computers in the school were in the office. Most
    >people didn't know that a personal computer was
    >when I was 6. I got my first computer when I was
    >8. I used to write goofy little programs on it
    >in basic. It was my goal to try to create an
    >Eliza type program (way before 'Eliza") but
    >after a few hours I'd screw off and play with my
    >Atari or go to the park to squeeze girls' butts.

    >Before we had computers we hacked just about
    >everything else, our toys, our radios, TVs, you
    >name whatever else. The hacker spirit has
    >nothing to do with computers. It has to do with
    >curiosity, exploration and ingenuity. If you
    >think hacking is just about bytes, bits,
    >computers, and programming then you're not
    >nearly as much of a hacker as you think you are.

    Now as far as your flame bait goes, I'll bite. Wow, you are 3 years older than me. How do I figure? Because I hacked my radio (an old single speaker tape player and AM/FM thing) when the thing broke. I hacked my walkie talkies and found out how to make my voice control my radio controlled car. You want to flame, you better know your target.

    Btw, my parents weren't rich. My dad had a computer not made by IBM or Apple. I used CP/M. You are right, computers were and are expensive. That's probably why I used that until 1989. It's only now, another 10 years later that my dad upgraded from his 386. I used a 486 until last year (a graduation present from my H.S. graduation in 1994). I figured I better get a better one before I entered the industry.

    Thanks for the flame.

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  9. Re:Child safety power connectors to be mandated!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No doubt some twit Senator, having read your advice, is having the bill drawn up even though you may think you were offering sarcasm.
    Helix: "You're right! The sun! It works by fusing hydrogen into helium! But... nuclear power is bad. Solar power is good. But the sun is nuclear power."

    (holding a leafy sprig) "And the plants! And the animals that eat the plants! They all ultimately get their energy from a nuclear source. WHY AREN'T THERE WARNING LABLES ON THESE THINGS!"

    Florence: "Don't shout too loud. You might start another government agency."

    See more biting social comment in Freefall

  10. CNN's website has a picture of the kid by jd · · Score: 1
    http://www.cnn.com/US /9907/13/ohio.boy.driver.ap/link.boy.jpg

    Note the nasty brutish expression, the strong jaw, the aggressive eyes... It must've taken the photographer ages to get a photo like that.

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  11. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. - NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh for chrissakes, he was KIDDING.

  12. Re:Capsela? Absolutely. by slashdot-me · · Score: 1

    Oh! Oh! Melting the plastic battery case is mandatory. When timed properly the plastic would melt just enough to hold the little spring in place. Otherwise to spring would fall out every time the batteries were changed.

  13. Re:And your point is? by quadong · · Score: 1

    "separating salt into natrium and chlorid ions and smearing it some unfortunate kids lunch in kindergarten..."

    What is this supposed to mean? Since you could not have possibly really seperated salt into its elements in any real sence of the word, the only interperatation I can come up with is that you disolved it and poured salt water on your friend's sandwich. This is hardly an impressive feat.

    Oh, and in english, we call it sodium.

  14. Re:What about the day care center? by CharlieG · · Score: 1

    Yes, YES YES

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  15. Exactly.. by pzil0cyb3 · · Score: 1

    The media totally hyped up this story..

    6 year old kid "hotwired" a car (meaning plugged in the battery) and drove for ONE MILE.. can you imagine how long it would take for a Power Wheels to go one mile, especially without being stopped by a driver???? Unless he is in the boonies or people drive Power Wheels' as a true means of transportation, there is definitely some exaggeration there.. well unless the kid IS a genius and rigged the car to go say 60/mph :)

    1. Re:Exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZT. wrong. its not that they didnt care enough..its more that they couldnt be bothered. who cares if someone else's kid gets run over ?

    2. Re:Exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohio. Isn't that the boonies?

    3. Re:Exactly.. by rc-flyer · · Score: 1

      At a speed of 5MPH, which is what the Power Wheels vehicles do, it will take about 12 minutes to go a mile. Not a lot of time. Think about it. The police get a call, and it will take them a few minutes to get there.
      My son has one of these, and has no problem in plugging in the car to the battery. I remove the batteries when it is not in use for safety, so I don't have to worry about my son driving off into the sunset. Besides, he knows that if he goes driving without me he will lose the car.

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    4. Re:Exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, the police. The point here is that it at that speed it would be incredibly easy for anyone else to stop him too. But noone did. Either there wasn't much traffic, or people didn't care enough.

  16. Hmm by Consensus · · Score: 1

    I'm not impressed... why, when I was six, I was stealing things like Continents, transients, and the rights to 'Peanuts'. Now show me a kid who can
    do good PR for Stalin... then you've got a deal.

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  17. Better Article In The Enquirer by Modnar · · Score: 1

    There's a bit more detailed article in the Cincinnati Enquirer. Apparently at least one person called 911 and (as I live about 5 miles away) the road isn't all that terribly busy. It's not like he was driving on a major interstate or anything.

    1. Re:Better Article In The Enquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've found Rt.4 to be an extremely busy road. I commute up and down Rt.4 daily, and the traffic is always busy, even during non-rush hour times. I've almost gotten into several accidents from people pulling out from blind driveways and shopping centers. Traffic in this area is about as busy as a 50-35MPH road can be without slowing drastically: 100+ cars a minute travel down Rt. 4 for a large part of the day. Many people where I work will not allow their teenaged kids drive Rt. 4 until they are more experienced.
      For those of you not familiar with the area, Rt. 4 connects suburban beltway I-275 with Hamilton! (yes the exclaimation mark is part of the official name-changed several years in anniversiary bliss...) Ohio, the largest city in Ohio without highway access.

    2. Re:Better Article In The Enquirer by whoop · · Score: 1

      This article is annoying me so much as I read it, typical media.

      - The boy "walked more than a mile in 90-degree heat." It's the middle of July, that's the way it's supposed to be. And you know what, in January it'll be cold. Yet, it's considered news to have a "reporter" stand outside and say, "Yep, it's 100 degrees here" on the local news. And the always sage advice, "Don't go outside if you don't have to." Damn, my whole evening was going to be filled with needlessly going outside and coming back inside over and over. The media pisses me off. I won't even go to the amazing point that the kid was able to walk a mile; the country's full of lazy bastards that think that's a feat in itself. :)

      - "dodging traffic" Yeah, I picture the kid weaving lane to lane passing cars, flippin people off. I'm sure he dodged the traffic, not the other way around.

      - "Monster truck" Yeah, sure. Even if you scale it down to a 6 yr old's height, it is hardly equal to what a monster truck is to adults.

      - Trisha Taylor, the store owner says "he reconnected the wires without anyone seeing him," like he did it ninja-style, camoflaged with the environment, rapelling down a rope from the ceiling, takes out two guards, then breaks the impenetrable defense of unhooking the wires. All the meanwhile, constantly looking around the sides of the car watching for passers-by, hiding underneath the car when someone approaches and getting back out when it's clear. The store did all it could do, but the kid was just too smart, yeah that's it.

      - She continues, "I was just floored. I couldn't believe it. This kid is only 6, and he had to have lifted up that hood and knew which wires to put together." Again, an impossible to penetrate defense. What more could the store have done?? Six year olds aren't supposed to know how to even read in public schools until about 8th grade, let alone lift a plastic hood or connect two wires. See what liberal education has produced? We expect kids to be morons just like most adults.

      - "One frightened motorist..." It's sad how many unfrightened motorists went by. She continues, "he just about got hit...I about wrecked." No mention if she stopped, probably not. The world's too freakin busy to pull over, stop the kid, make sure he's safe and then call police. Besides, the parents would sue you if you did that; he has a right to drive around, you can't discriminate against him like that.

      - The Kiddie Kampus day care, "did not know he was gone." So many people surrender their kids to people who aren't even aware of who is in their building. Yes, this is a better situation for kids today than staying home and being a PARENT yourself. The story doesn't mention the day care's defense system. My guess is it involves a door... Obviously, no system would have kept this young Einstein inside.

      - Finally, at the end, the store co-owner says, "The next time I get one, I'll have to chain it up out there, I guess." Her doubt of what to do amazes me that anything is kept on the store's grounds without being stolen, not just by six year olds.

      In the words of Eric Cartman, "Liberals piss me off!" (liberals, media, same thing essentially :) )

  18. Male Instinct by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

    It is obviously the male instint "Insert Plug A into Recepticle B" kicking in. See, testosterone put to good use!






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  19. Re:Details? by Maledictus · · Score: 1

    If it were my son (almost 4), he'd be heading to the airport to buy a ticket so he could ride on an airplane. I'm serious. I mentioned that to him *once*, so every time we pass the airport, he reminds me how easy it is for me to take him on an airplane ride...just buy a ticket!

    The kid in the story probably knew the way to Toys 'r Us or something.

    My son knows landmarks and streets. I can easily imagine him driving a car down a familiar street (no fear involved) to get to the zoo, or home, or the airport. His powers of memorization are astounding. He also knows the Mac three fingered salute to bail himself out of a toddler game lockup -- he learned that at age 2 1/2. And he's memorized some key scenes from A Bug's Life, including "...now *that's* funny." Wish I was burning neural pathways that quickly.

    And if his daycare didn't know he was gone for an hour, I'd pull him and his sister out of there faster than oatmeal dries in a Disney(tm) bowl!

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    Consigned to flames of woe.
  20. Young Anakin! by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

    This kid has the raw materials to become a (jedi knight) hacker.

    This is the classic story of a fallen hacker. He took advantage of the lax security at the day care. He took advantage of the lax security at reruns for wee ones. He went out exploring. He was seeing the world from a new perspective, and even though he wasn't the only one to blame he was the first to get picked up by the pigs.

    As long as his parents don't come down too hard on him for this, and destroy his creative and exploratory nature he has the potential to become a hacker.

    And I thought that I was smart for figuring out how to negate the "child proof" medicine bottles, and prevent my mother from locking out the windows on her '86 LeBaron.

    LK

    1. Re:Young Anakin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or more likely, he just wandered out, and was lucky and wasn't seen by anyone, and wandered up to the the car (like anyone would notice a kid watching a toy car), and if he's ever seen a car like that before, he'll have the battery reattached in no time. He likely then just started driving without doing anything in particular to hide, or having any particular idea about where he was heading.

      Get over it. He didn't do anything special. There's nothing that suggests that the reason he "achieved" this was anything but people around him being careless.

  21. This is sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel sorry for the kid. He has probably always been at daycare from day one, probably not breastfeed and was left to cry himself to sleep. He is crying out for love and attention from his parents. Shame on them from having to have two jobs so they can buy into our evil consumer culture.

    1. Re:This is sad by humphrm · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Shame on them for needing two incomes to pay the rent, and put food on the table!

      If they weren't so interested in having a roof over the kid's head, maybe they'd realize that mom would do fine entertaining him in their cardboard box.

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    2. Re:This is sad by Accipiter · · Score: 1
      And HOW, exactly, did you come to THAT conclusion, Dr. Freud?

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  22. Grand theft auto . . . by Opinionated+Newbie · · Score: 1

    . . . and try him as an adult.

    (I'm sick of all this liberal coddling.)

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    ---- "When I grow up, I'll know far less"
    1. Re:Grand theft auto . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >. . . and try him as an adult.

      This was in Ohio, not Texas.

  23. Re:Good for him, but hardly shocking by NullGrey · · Score: 2

    Oh, you too? I was just obtaining my Master's degree in Differential Equations, was holding down a full-time job at NASA, had built a nuclear powered submarine from Lego's and K'Nex in my bathtub, and was captain of the College debate team. I also tried out for runningback on the college football team, but they said that at 2'9" I was just too easy to tackle. No one really considered me a child prodigy either. As a matter of fact, I got grounded for a week when I got a B on my test over Linear Homogeneus Recurrence Relationships with Constant Coefficients.


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  24. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none. the other kids all got run over.

  25. Yow! by adr · · Score: 1

    Dude. I live in Butler County, Ohio, although I think probably on the other side of the county from where this happened (at least I don't recognize the day care center or the shop). This made my day. I wish I could've seen it.

    -adr

    1. Re:Yow! by iota · · Score: 1

      Fairfield is like a few miles from Kings Island, IIRC. I used to live in West Chester (near Middletown), but moved to Atlanta 2 years ago. Moving back soon, however! (cant wait to get out of this state.)

      jason

  26. Re:Details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh. i was taking trans atlantic flights on commercial airliners at age 8. just give your kid a simple checklist..some skyflyer cards (british airways use em to identify kids flying alone+record mileage) and he should be able to fly. no biggie.

  27. this is too funny by Scuff · · Score: 1

    i heard about it on the radio this morning on the way to work, they did a guess which story is bogus thing, i sure thought that was the one they made up, it sounds kinda ridiculous. This must be a pretty smart 6 year old to reconnect the wires, i wonder if he reads slashdot? :) anyway does anyone have any more details on this?

    1. Re:this is too funny by srosen1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the big deal is, when I was six I was fixing TV sets. By the time I was seven I had plans for a "Wonder Bread" powered nuclear reactor. My plan was to irradiate 30 Wonder Bread pellets into an isotope of Wonder Bread, by letting them sit on the TV over the weekend. My plan of course was foiled by my mother who was into this whole "cleaning" thing. Now I just do wood burning and Spiro-Graf art.

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    2. Re:this is too funny by Jburkholder · · Score: 4

      >This must be a pretty smart 6 year old to reconnect the wires,

      No, not really. I have a 6 yr old and he has a powerwheel vehicle probably similar to this. What it sound like is that the 6v battery connector was simply disconnected to keep shoppers' kids fom driving around (dumb, should have taken the battery out).

      It is like plugging in a wall socket to reconnect the battery. My 6 yr old does this all the time since you have to unplug the battery to connect it to the charger, and then connect it back up when done charging. If this kid had ever used one of these, he would have no problem.

      What is unnerving about all this is how he walked away from daycare and decided to go for a drive. I can't imagine my son even thinking to do something like this.

    3. Re:this is too funny by Pengveen · · Score: 1


      Of course, which is more likely... that the 6 year old figured out how to hotwire the toy or the guy at the store didn't *really* unhook the battery and was hoping to avoid the inevitable lawsuit?

      ;)

      ok I AM cynical.

    4. Re:this is too funny by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I want to know what the hell kind of Jesus battery this thing had to get him up the on-ramp and drive a mile! These things normally have a range of about 15 feet before you have to recharge 'em...

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    5. Re:this is too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>BTW Anna (My now 28 month old), can already boot the PC, Log in, and load her games.

      big deal...my 6 month old has his own linux distro ready for distribution..KidieLinx

    6. Re:this is too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BTW Anna (My now 28 month old), can already
      > boot the PC, Log in, and load her games

      heh... that's a step above most corporate people I'm called in to train.

      hitchhiker

    7. Re:this is too funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine my son even thinking to do something like this.

      Funny, I can't imagine any daycare allowing a 6 year old to just walk off.

    8. Re:this is too funny by richnut · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a kid thinking to do this. When I was like 3 or 4 the kid from across the busy street by my house (also 3 or 4) came across the street, took my pedal powered motorcycle toy, and proceed to cross the busy street on the way to his house. I'd have to think that took a bit of cajones. (I heard the story from my parents, I dont remember any of it)

      What's unbelievable is that this kid was able to leave day care, then go to a store and take a toy truck, then get ONTO the highway and drive for a MILE without an adult stopping him. That's disturbing. It's not like he could have been making a speedy getaway from the store in one of those toys.

      Thank goodness the kid is okay.

      -Rich

    9. Re:this is too funny by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Kids are smarter than you think. My then 1.5 year old daughter wanted to get out of the house. She took my keys, and used the key to unscrew the inside of the door lock, and open the door! Trust me, the kid probably looked under the hood, saw 2 wires that were disconnected, and hooked them up. No big deal

      BTW Anna (My now 28 month old), can already boot the PC, Log in, and load her games.

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  28. Definately has the hacker nature. by Signal+11 · · Score: 3

    This kid definately has the hacker nature. Rewiring things, boldly going places where other kids only dream, and then getting arrested by the cops for it.



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    1. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the force is strong in this one.

      We must bring him to the Geek Complex and find out
      the truth about him.

      Study the Source he must, if he is strong in the ways of the Source.

      We will show him the Kernel and all its wonders .... and for that we will get ....... The greatest
      kernel hacker of all time! (aka "The ONE")

      Bill Gates lies awake in terror......
      Muhahaha ........

    2. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You speak of the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Source. You believe it to be this...boy?

      ....I wish to take him on as my Padawan Hacker.

      You already HAVE a Padawan Hacker; you cannot have more than one.

      Obi Wan is long past fit to pass your tests; he is worthy of the Kernel.

      We have more pressing matters to attend to; we believe the Hacker who attacked you was a Win95 Lord. The Gates was strong in that one...

    3. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. by warpeightbot · · Score: 2

      somebody check this kid for midi-chlorians. :) :)

      tongue firmly in cheek...
      warp eight bot

  29. Re:Slashdot poll idea! by quadong · · Score: 1

    yes, but the first bracket was 0-18, implying that there weren't enough really young people to merit further division. That is the joke.

  30. Give me a break. "Hotwired"? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

    This is a non-story. The media made it sound interesting by using the word "hotwired".

    Why is everyone acting like the kid must have been a child prodigy to know how to reconnect the wires? I'd guess the "electronics" under the hood consist of nothing more than battery-to-gas_pedal-to-motor, and the store owner probably did nothing more than disconnect one of the wires from the battery.

    But that doesn't make much of a story, so unfortunately, lots of people are going to picture this boy genius defeating some kind of security system.

    1. Re:Give me a break. "Hotwired"? by Drath · · Score: 1

      still, the average 6yr old wouldn't have been able to get that far...

  31. Re:care and feeding of the young proto-hacker by quadong · · Score: 1

    one million seconds? about 12 days?

  32. He'll be up to grand theft auto by 9... by Chief+Justice · · Score: 2


    This kid is obviously intelligent and independent.

    We must stop him before he becomes a threat to our stable and predictable society.

    -CJ

    1. Re:He'll be up to grand theft auto by 9... by timothy · · Score: 1
      This kid is obviously intelligent and independent. We must stop him before he becomes a threat to our stable and predictable society."


      Put him in American public schools for a few years, let him know that cleverness, intuition, curiosity and bravery are not in keeping with the community values propagated therein.

      Anyone interested in separating School and State (and especially anyone who thinks the gub'mint should hold the market captive when it comes to education) should look into the Separation movement. Read a bit at sepschool.org, and think about the principles that make Free software so good and so powerful -- why not apply the same logic to the topic of education?

      When you question reality, use sodium pentathol.

      timothy
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      jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  33. And your point is? by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    What were you doing when you were six?
    I ate my tag line.

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    1. Re:And your point is? by myconid · · Score: 1

      And how did you do this?
      Stan "Myconid" Brinkerhoff

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      SB.
    2. Re:And your point is? by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 1
      Don't underestimate the ability of a six year old. My five year old nephew knows how to change the tape in the VCR and operate the TV remote. He knows how to work a Mac, and how to change the CD in the drive.

      Just goes to show ya... managment CAN be done by a 6-year-old. :)

      --

      WWJD? JWRTFM!!!

    3. Re:And your point is? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      What were you doing when you were six?

      Programming in BASIC, for one thing. But i admit that the Slashdot community is not exactly representative of the general population.

      Still, how many people here remember a toy called Capsela? It was a building set consisting of capsules with gears and stuff in them... one of them had a motor, another held batteries; you hooked the battery to a switch and the switch to a motor. It was aimed at young children, according to the pictures on the box.

      Any kid who's ever stuck a 9-volt battery on his or her tongue understands that batteries have two contacts, and that they start working when you connect something to both ends. And it's common sense that if there's a loose wire in a device, it's not going to work.

      Plus, i'd imagine the battery in the toy car would be replacable, so there's probably some kind of snap-connector, like the battery in an RC car or a cordless phone. I'd be very surprised if any six-year-old couldn't look at the loose connector at the end of the wire and the socket/connector on the battery and plug them together.

      The square block goes in the square hole, the round block in the round hole, and the paper clip goes in the electrical socket. All kids know that long before they turn six.

    4. Re:And your point is? by Albatross · · Score: 1

      When I was six I reprogrammed our TV so that whatever channel you turned it to you saw Nickelodeon. (I wanted to make sure I saw my cartoons.)

    5. Re:And your point is? by great+om · · Score: 1

      I remember playing with Capsella in the bathtub (loved the yellow floaty potoons)

      When my parents moved out of their house, we moved everything out of my room --under everything there were either legos, tinkertoys, or capsella...

      (i still have most of my legos in the attic, if i ever have a kid) (hell I still play with them sometimes, they're fun)

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    6. Re:And your point is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Still, how many people here remember a toy called Capsela?
      Oh, man! I hadn't thought about those things in years! They were pretty groovy, but not as neat at the Lego expert sets with all the gears and stuff.
      I'd be very surprised if any six-year-old couldn't look at the loose connector at the end of the wire and the socket/connector on the battery and plug them together.
      Sadly, I think most adults wouldn't be able to figure it out.

      A few months back I saw a show about scientific "illiteracy". They went to the graduation of some Ivy League college, grabbed a couple of new grads and gave 'em a little test: given a battery, a flashlight bulb, an a piece of wire a few inches long, make the bulb light up. Something like 80 or 90 percent couldn't figure it out.

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    7. Re:And your point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 year old? My three year old can do that stuff. He knows how to turn on my computer, put his Teletubbies game in the CDRom and start the game.

      (Mind you, this is Windows we're talking about)

    8. Re:And your point is? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      A few months back I saw a show about scientific "illiteracy". They went to the graduation of some Ivy League college, grabbed a couple of new grads and gave 'em a little test: given a battery, a flashlight bulb, an a piece of wire a few inches long, make the bulb light up. Something like 80 or 90 percent couldn't figure it out.

      Must've been Penn. :)

    9. Re:And your point is? by Disco+Stu · · Score: 1

      3 year old? My fetus can turn on the computer, log in, and use ed (it thinks vi's for simpletons).

    10. Re:And your point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I was doing was mixing rather interesting behaving substances from easily obtainable chemicals, planning world domination (relax, I grew out of it :-), and experimenting with electricity. Nothing more fun to a six year old than things that go boom or (for the less dangerous), using electrolysis to cover your moms silver spoons with led :-) (that actually got her quite upset), or separating salt into natrium and chlorid ions and smearing it some unfortunate kids lunch in kindergarten...

      And not to mentioned building intricate alarm systems with batteries, for something a bit more relevant.

      I think it was around the age of 6 I got hold of hobby books my father had when he was a kid, that included recipes for fireworks, misc. other dangerous chemical experiments, and misc. electrical experiments too, which I of course had to test.

      Sure, many of my friends back then would never think of doing anything like that. But I was certainly not the only one that would have no problems pulling off a stunt like that, if I wanted to.

      I think you underestimate six year olds...

    11. Re:And your point is? by sbeitzel · · Score: 1

      I dunno about him but when I was six, I was:

      • Burning bugs, our shoes, leaves, old newspapers, and bits of wood -- with magnifying glasses. It's a small miracle the city of Los Angeles didn't go up in a firestorm.
      • Doing chemistry experiments with the contents of the kitchen cabinets.
      • Reading books by flashlight. (First book read: Starship Troopers -- reading is easy if you don't sweat comprehension.)
      • Replacing the batteries in my flashlight.

      Don't underestimate the ability of a six year old. My five year old nephew knows how to change the tape in the VCR and operate the TV remote. He knows how to work a Mac, and how to change the CD in the drive. I'm pretty sure that if this six year old kid had seen an electric toy car before, he'd have had no trouble at all in hooking up the wires properly.

      --
      Oh, go on, check out my job.
    12. Re:And your point is? by Dirt+Road · · Score: 1

      What were you doing when you were six?

      Reading. A LOT. I didn't have access back then to all the electrical goodies we have today. Oh well.

      My son, at age 9, taught his entire class how to use the Macs in the computer room while the teacher was called out for something. He also started hunting squirrels with an air rifle (aka BB gun) -- successfully! -- back then.

      For him, though, computers are a tool, a way to do something, rather than the destination. Guitars are his passion.

      -- Dirt Road

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      -- Dirt Road
      Improvise - Adapt - Overcome (unofficial USMC motto)

    13. Re:And your point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Forgive me El Guapo. I know I do not have your supeereeyor eeentellect and education, but could it be that..." maybe you should have been learning how to spell your elements when you were performing all those mind-bending chemical miracles as a six-year-old. Or, maybe you covered your moms spoons with light emitting diodes?

      (If you don't get the initial quote, go rent "The Three Amigos" from your local video store.

  34. Re:Another Skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He doesn't really need a cover, though. That kid stole the toy!

  35. Amazing by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1
    If, in fact, this is true, the child that did this feat was extremely smart. It makes one wonder several things. This was an incident in a city setting. How many similar events have happened in the country, or even gone undetected in the city or overlooked?

    ------- CAIMLAS

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  36. Funny and Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny is the comments where I work: The kid has a future...

    The sad: If that was a "bustling" highway, then about 20 cars must have passed this kid in his one mile joyride. Why didn't any of them get the kid off of the street?

    1. Re:Funny and Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't any of them get the kid off of the street?

      Kid's rights, man. Who the hell you are you to tell the little guy what to do? Just cause you're bigger than him you get to push him around and tell him what he can and can't do?

      But don't worry, he won't listen anyway. I was six years old the first time I tried to get away, they catch you every time and bring you back. Then when you're eighteen and you're just starting to get used to the idea of sitting around the house and letting someone else worry about being a grown-up, they kick you out.

      Such is life.

    2. Re:Funny and Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow I love you. Are you married?

      That's by far and away the best comment I've ever read !

  37. Slashdot poll idea! by tgd · · Score: 2

    This kid is obviously Slashdot material!

    I think we need a new poll:

    How old are you?

    1) 0-6
    2) 6-12
    3) 12-18
    4) 18-22
    5) 22-30
    6) 30-40
    7) Old fart

    1. Re:Slashdot poll idea! by db · · Score: 1

      This WAS a poll way-back-when... I remember responding to it...

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      http://www.amorphous.org

  38. I am ashamed of you... by PsychoSpunk · · Score: 1

    I'm bothered by the fact that half the replies I read about this are still amazed that a six year old could do this.

    Let's consider that at six, children are entering first grade. They are expected to be able to do things that are simple tasks. Plugging a wire into a receptacle is a simple task.

    This kid was no prodigy. Most hackers will attest (at least those who had the benefit of a nearby computer) that at six, they were doing simple toy programs in BASIC considering that was the language available. We all know programming these programs requires simple logic. I was throwing IF-THEN statements into my programs at six. The kid simply did this in engineering terms.

    Get over the fact that kids are smarter than they let on.

    The only amazing aspect of this story lies in the incompetence of the daycare and the store next to it, as well as the fact that (I'm assuming) the kid wasn't hurt. We all played Pole Position as kids, so his driving isn't surprising. What is surprising is that no one else on the road hit him, considering that adults tend to be far worse drivers than kids. You have seen them try to play those video games, haven't you?

    --
    ALL HAIL BRAK!!!
    1. Re:I am ashamed of you... by Joe+Patry · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Back in my younger days (6 or 7) I hacked BASIC code to get my games to work right, played with electronics kits, etc. I sure as hell knew how to plug a wire onto a recepticle, and I probably had enough sense not to drive a powerwheels onto the freeway. ;)

    2. Re:I am ashamed of you... by gavinhall · · Score: 1

      Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

      >Let's consider that at six, children are entering first grade. They are expected to be able to do things that are simple tasks. Plugging a wire into a receptacle is a simple task.

      What you don't seem to understand is that it's not the act of plugging in wires that impresses us. It was the fact that he UNDERSTOOD THAT HE HAD TO. He understood that this toy will not work without juice. The battery has juice. One gets juice from the battery to the toy by plugging in wires. The wires are hidden. I have to find those hidden wires and plug them in to get juice from the battery to the toy.

      This is what impresses us. The fact that he used logic to get what he wanted. Granted it was something simple that only a child would want, but he figured out how to get it.

      >Most hackers will attest (at least those who had the benefit of a nearby computer) that at six, they were doing simple toy programs in BASIC considering that was the language available.

      In what fucking fantasy world did you grow up? Most of us who grew up to become hackers didn't have rich parents to get us access to computers when we were 6 (yes, once upon a time personal computers were expensive). You're not only showing your age, but you've just shown your immaturity. When I was 6 years old the only computers in the school were in the office. Most people didn't know that a personal computer was when I was 6. I got my first computer when I was 8. I used to write goofy little programs on it in basic. It was my goal to try to create an Eliza type program (way before 'Eliza") but after a few hours I'd screw off and play with my Atari or go to the park to squeeze girls' butts.

      Before we had computers we hacked just about everything else, our toys, our radios, TVs, you name whatever else. The hacker spirit has nothing to do with computers. It has to do with curiosity, exploration and ingenuity. If you think hacking is just about bytes, bits, computers, and programming then you're not nearly as much of a hacker as you think you are.

      LK

    3. Re:I am ashamed of you... by PsychoSpunk · · Score: 1

      More news on the kid...

      Turns out he has one of those trucks at home...

      Hmm, wonder if he picked up the fact about plugging wires in somewhere?

      Now a final statement. How many wires are attached to a console game system on average? Kids from age 3 are working these systems today, and I'm going to bet that they might have to reconnect wires at times. Wow a whole slew of genii! Actually, have you ever tried to put the wrong block in the wrong hole? Most of them don't fit, and those that do get stuck. But show the kid once how the system is configured, and s/he will be able to recreate the scene.

      I'm sorry if my lack of amazement for the kid bothers you, but hacking is about productiveness. The kid showed no productivity in his wiring of the truck. He holds no higher understanding about the truck as he had before the "hotwiring". Thus he hacked nothing.

      --
      ALL HAIL BRAK!!!
    4. Re:I am ashamed of you... by whoop · · Score: 1

      It isn't all that AMAZING, and it doesn't take much electrical engineering. :)

      WLS-AM (www.wlsam.com) talked about this story this morning. One guy called in saying his 3 year old is familiar with how these cars work. The fact is children are good at observing the world around them, and then imitating what they see or hear. After a few times of watching a parent take the battery out to charge, put it back, etc, they will pick up the process. Open hood, put battery in, plug in wires, close hood, go.

      It is a cute story, but by no means an impossible feat for someone as old as six.

    5. Re:I am ashamed of you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It really shows that you don't have kids.

      You severly underestimate 6 year olds. I started programming BASIC at 5, from watching my father program a VIC-20 (a loaner, we couldn't afford one at that time). After I while I started copying the commands he wrote on paper, and when my father saw that, he let me fool around with the computer, and showed me a few things.

      Two years later I knew BASIC as good as, or better than he did.

      Sure, I may not have been the average kid, but I'm not that special. Allthough I didn't have any friends that programmed at that age, all my friends knew the basics of electricity, and would certainly have no problems clipping a wire onto a battery - toys for experimenting with electricty was something most of us had.

      At six or seven, when more of my friends started getting computers, none of them had any problems hooking it up themselves, and loading programs. Many of them started learning at least a little bit of BASIC, allthough we never had anything but English manuals, and none of us knew English.

      When I was four or five I had friends in kindergarten that had wealthy parents, and that had lots of electric toys, and neither I nor they had any problems whatoever figuring out how to hook them up, and operating them.

      If you really think kids that age are too stupid to hook up a battery, then you really need a reality check.

  39. "Smart for a six-year-old"? Nooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Six-year-olds could have done this. Fact of the matter is, most adults underestimate children and think that they can't have anything of value to say much before the age of, say, twenty-five. That's probably one of the reasons we're subjected to years of incredibly boring tripe in the school system.

    Have a little respect for the intellects of our children. They're not stupid, they simply lack experience.

  40. Re:Drug him up!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prozac is for depression. If he suffered from depression they wouldn't have been able to pry him off the couch.

    This child clearly shows signs of Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. He must be put on Ritalin so he can be properly desensitized by the Teletubbies tapes on non-stop loop in daycare facilities across the nation.

  41. Re:Good for him, but hardly shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not unheard of.

    I think I was six when my father presented me with a broken transistor radio, originally belonging to the office secretary. After fiddling a little, I found the spring that'd slipped off the power switch and reattached it. I presented the working radio to my parents, who oohed and aahed and praised me. Of course, my father then took back the radio and gave it back to the secretary.

    I think this event had a profound effect on my life.

  42. Shocking, maybe, but hardly uncommon by Shadowhawk · · Score: 1
    My mother works for the State, licensing day care centers. This kind of thing, where children wander away happens on an occasional basis. And, it seems, rarely does the center know the child is gone until the police call them or bring the child back.

    The stories I've heard have convinced me to stay away from day care for my kids. For those who care, one good way to find a decent day care center is to:

    • Make sure the center is licensed by the state.
    • Call the person who licensed the center and ask them about it, especially to see if there have been any complaints.
    • Look for a center with experienced staff.
    The (typical) reason for this crap to happen is that the center has young, inexperienced, and underpaid workers on the staff, who either may not care or may not know how to take care of 20 kids.
    --
    My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
    1. Re:Shocking, maybe, but hardly uncommon by whoop · · Score: 1

      No matter how much you pay people, nothing beats the loving eye of a parent... Well, some parents.

      Go listen to Dr. Laura for a while! :)

  43. Re:lmao by Rational · · Score: 1

    Pope seen screaming inside glass box...

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    "Be nice, veer left, and never stop thinking" Iain Banks - Walking On Glass
  44. this is a stupid headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is rediculous . a kid simply connects two wires and is hailed a genius . what has our society come to where we praise a kid for having common sense . this is a definite sign that we need to raise the bar on our children's education and demand more from them . children are sponges for information and absorb anything and everything they see and hear . i was reading and writing and doing basic addition and multiplication by the time i was three not because i am a genius but because my mom stayed home and taught me . just look at our current elementry school system . it is a joke . i was so bored with what elementry school had to offer me because my mom had already taught me everything by the time i went into kindergarden . in first grade i was doing my sister's fourth grade homework not because i am a genius but because it was at the same level . the LORD knows i am not a very smart guy and i am as average as they come but i had great parents who worked with me and never put boundries on me and taught me that i can do anything if i put my mind to it . the focus of this article should be on some little kid but on the daycare and secondly on our childrens education system
    phuqed up

  45. Re:But is spanking == beating? by Rational · · Score: 1

    No. Violence is violence, and breeds violence. If the kid gets the idea that causing pain is an acceptable way to deal with a problem, he'll resort to that whenever given the chance.

    Have you ever seen the phone booths in London? Fully half the hooker's cards over there are either about spanking or getting spanked. That stuff bends you for life.

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    "Be nice, veer left, and never stop thinking" Iain Banks - Walking On Glass
  46. Mac OS by delmoi · · Score: 1

    Our opperating system is so easy to you that even a todler can figure out how to reboot it, witch is good beacuse it crashes every 10 minutes....
    _
    "Subtle mind control? Why do all these HTML buttons say 'Submit' ?"

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  47. If that wasn't the truth... I'd be happy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, there aren't many places with any intelegence at all. Most towns are lucky to have several dozen semiluminant people.

    ------- CAIMLAS

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  48. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. - NOT! by MindStalker · · Score: 2

    I don't think he was completly kidding. Any kid that age that had the balls (boy right?) and skills to sneak outta a preschool walk about a mile to that other place (the other story said the toy shop was a mile away approx) find that car pop the hood and go off with it down the highway. That takes serious planning and a certain drive. I bet that kid would make a great hacker, or atleast someone I'd be proud to say I know.

  49. We all need to escape every now and then... by db · · Score: 1

    What a stud.

    --
    Dave Brooks (db@amorphous.org)
    http://www.amorphous.org

  50. Re:What about the day care center? by Shadowcat · · Score: 2

    It's really sad what day care centers have come to. Heck, even when I was a child, things went on at day care centers that would have qualified as neglect or abuse nowadays. I remember being confined to the corner for reading some older kid's t-shirt outloud because it was highly offensive, yet nothing was done to the child WEARING the shirt because they didn't want to be bothered. I remember them forcing my little brother (who was only 5 at the time) to eat an entire bar of soap... and they didn't even TRY to consult my mother before administering this type of unusual - and potentially harmful - punishment. We never had children disappear from the premises, however we had day care workers leave kids out on the playground unsupervised when it was time to come inside just because they didn't feel like chasing them down... and I guess they didn't realize how easy it is to climb over a cyclone fence.

    I know many people fault parents for not spending time with their children, but in the modern world where both parents need to work to make ends meet, day care is often the only solution the have for supervision during work hours. It is a shame that while society is forced to have to trust in other people for the well-being of their children that often those who are put in charge don't keep up with their duties as they should and then the industry itself gets a bad name. Inadequate training is often a contributing factor to the low quality of child care. I happen to know many of the workers in centers are often high school students who are working during the summer, or graduates who have no official training or certification.

    I don't know about you, but if I'm going to entrust the life and health of a child to someone for the duration of 8+ hours then they'd better have a piece of paper to show me they know how.


    -- Shadowcat

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  51. True (plus local story) by gonzocanuck · · Score: 1

    How true. A 5 yr old wandered away from a daycare and almost got hit in heavy traffic. But get this: there were FOUR ADULTS and only 13 CHILDREN!!!
    Come on, that's a better ratio than most daycares and no one noticed! (and I used to look after kids myself, I know what it's like to be around them...you never let them out of your sight)

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  52. Re:Drug him up!!! by kaptin · · Score: 1

    Prozac, shmozac.

    This boy needs Gleemonex!

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    If water were beans, I'd be 70% beans.
  53. Gets you thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you think this kid's gonna do when he grows up? Keep an eye on your cars, Cincinatti!

    :)

  54. Anakin Skywalker by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Mommie SERIOUSLY needs to take sonny out to the go-kart track some Saturday.
    Moped, trailbike, maybe learn some small engine
    repair. Earn cash fixing lawn mowers.
    Then maybe the Jr. NASCAR competition.

    Chuck

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  55. Re:Kiddie Kampus - issues degrees in Auto Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cram it ma'am."

    -Nelson Muentz speaking to Marge Simpson

  56. Re:what a driver! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Child beating isn't the best solution, but hey,let's face it, sometimes the wife ain't home.

  57. Re:aaargh! get your facts straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I've heard people say a lot of weird things in my time on Earth, I've hung out with a lot of freaks and drug users and garage philosophers, and I've heard just about every opinion and idea that could possibly come out of a human's mouth. And you know what? I have never once heard anyone say "I've been thinking about moving to Ohio."

  58. Re:Amazing (not at all) by arcade · · Score: 1

    I really don't see why this should be so amazing except for the courage of the kid. Every kid knows how to plug and play with wires. (At least every kid with a minimum of intelligence).

    Buy your kids a lot of lego. Buy your kids constructions sets - you will find them grow and prosper. :)

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  59. Re:What about the day care center? by arcade · · Score: 1

    We never had children disappear from the premises, however we had day care workers leave kids out on the playground unsupervised when it was time to come inside just because they didn't feel like chasing them down... and I guess they didn't realize how easy it is to climb over a cyclone fence.

    I really do not see the problem with this. When I was .. 2-6 years or something I was in a day care senter or whatever it's called. We used a lot of time, when the weather was good, outside. We were climbing trees and doing all kinds of 'dangerous' stunts. I remember klimbing some sort of "thingie" made of metal, hanging from my legs and dangling with my head down. I lost my grip with my legs and went 1 - 1.5 meters down, and hit a metal bar.

    Of course it was painful - but it was a learning session. I didn't take chances with that again.

    Another time a branch of a tree I was climbing broke - and I fell 2meters down .. and the branch hit me in my head. painful. I learned that I should not play on thin branches.

    (no wonder I've become what I've become? ;))

    .. My point is that you learn from that kind of things. Worst case is that a kid breaks an arm - who cares? It's painful, but it'll be all right in a month or so. Okay, worst case IS that someone dies, but accidents will always happen. it's better that kids play and learn and get sharpend, instead of getting dull and non-intelligent, since they can't explore and play around.

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    "Rune Kristian Viken" - http://www.nwo.no - arca
  60. Re:Know you'll need day care? Don't have kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree with your solution (not having kids), I think you need to realize that the vast majority of the people in this country (US) can't afford the kind of lifestyle you're talking about. Most people in this country are pulling in well under 30k a year. And most jobs also take place during normal business hours, often preculding the possibility for both parents to work in staggered shifts.

    If your proposal were to become the norm, I also think it would negatively impact women. Let's face it, if a couple has a 10 month old child, A man who working 60 hours a week isn't going to get as much shit as the woman does. So who's gonna be stuck at home with the kid?

    Mom. And we tried that. Women who work outside the home (regardless of whether they have young children) are happier and more adjusted than women who don't. Plus there's issues of dependency and subservience that we're not even getting into. And that all has bearing on a child's upbringing.

    But like you said, problem solved if they don't have kids.

  61. Re:What about the day care center? by Shadowcat · · Score: 1

    You're failing to see my point here. The point is, parents are paying for their kids to be supervised, not left alone to play without adults around.

    "...we had day care workers leave kids out on the playground unsupervised..."

    That right there is my point... the word "unsupervised". All children should be allowed to explore and play, yes, but when people are shelling out money for their children to be watched, the day care workers are being paid to keep an eye on the kids. Leaving a child outside unsupervised is just an accident waiting to happen. It's one thing for a parent to make that decision. It's another for someone unrelated to the child whose job it is to look out for their well-being while their parents are unable to.


    -- Shadowcat

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    kageneko@kageneko.net

    "I can roleplay. I can frag. I can PK while you lag."
  62. birthdates at time_t's. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    one million seconds? about 12 days?
    Yep. January 12 1970, 10pm EST would be, lessee, Jan 13, 3 am GMT. That's (12 * 24) + 3 hours, or 1,047,600 seconds, after 00:00:00 GMT of Jan 1 1970.

    Give or take 3600 seconds - I should probably check my birth certificate a more exact time. Or is figuring your birthday as a time_t just too geeky?

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    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  63. Capsela? Absolutely. by / · · Score: 1

    Lots of fun it was. That was when I first learned how to turn a battery into a resistor by putting it into one of the plastic cases and connecting the one terminal to the other. It's a wonder I didn't blow myself up or at least scald myself. The buggers did get warm, though.

    Much more fun than construx or lincoln logs. YMMV.

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  64. Inevitable /. Beowulf Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, he may be smart, but how long would it take him to hotwire all those cars into a Beowulf cluster that Rob would make a [drool] comment about?

  65. What about the kid's privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought these kids' identities aren't supposed to be revealed in the media like this, especially w/o parental permission.

    1. Re:What about the kid's privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's only if they break the law, eg: young offender... They're not charging him with anything.

  66. Why wasn't he arrested by BugMaster+ChuckyD · · Score: 1

    Im surprised the cops (after roughing him up a little) didn't charge him (as an adult of course) with felony theft, reckless endangerment, crossing property lines in the commision of a felony, driving without a license, driving underage, trespassing, driving too slowly, and (all together now) assulting a police officer!

  67. Tomorrow's Headline by Delta-9 · · Score: 1

    What's next for little Johnny?:


    In a follow-up to yesterday's story where little John T. Carpenter hotwired and piloted a mini Monster truck away from the Kiddie Kampus day-care center; today Johnny "Woz" Carpenter wired his parents old Tandy computer to his speak-n-spell. By combining these two devices JC's "computer" can decrypt the popular Barney cartoon to reveal a hidden meaning:

    Die Microsoft Die!

  68. good ole Buckeye Intelligence by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    Even if he didn't "hotwire" the car, we should all be proud of his accomplishment...Ohio needs more bright youngsters like this.

  69. The envy here is getting incredible by konstant · · Score: 1

    I can't believe all the huffy posturing people are doing here. They appear to feel threatened by a six-year-old. "Hotwiring a car at six? That's no big deal. I was regularly consulted by MIT at 2 and a half!" Give me a break.

    This is just a smart kid people, get over it. He showed a lot more originality than almost anyone here ever did at that age, and so we all become defensive. Calm down. Nobody's going to come and take your Big Brain trophy away.

    Next time I hear somebody on this group praising noncomformity, I'm going to know what really to think about it. You people are no more tolerant of unusual thought than the police who arrested him.

    Sheesh.

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    -konstant
    Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
    1. Re:The envy here is getting incredible by kcin · · Score: 1

      I, for one, was able to connect wires when I was 6. Hell, I could read too! I must be a genius. Nobody is threatened, it's just being able to connect to wires an act like a jerk when someone tries to take care of you is nothing.

      kcin

    2. Re:The envy here is getting incredible by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      Lighten up, the statements of boasting where simply made to be humorius. Didn't you ever sit around with your friends and tell baltent lies that you and everybody else knew where lies. Its just something humans love to do, embellish. Ever since the first human caught a 2 inch fish and told their friends about the whopper they caught the other day, humans have been embellishing. Chill out, and take it all with a grain of salt. It's funny.. and thats all.

  70. Child safety power connectors to be mandated!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call or write your senator now! We need to Save The Children(tm). These powered drive toys need to have the battery and other dangerous areas of the toy locked so kids can't get at 'em. Don't batteries contain ACID? And can't they EXPLODE or leak DANGEROUS CHEMICALS if charged improperly? And can they START FIRES if shorted? Any why are these vehicles able to be operated on DEADLY HIGHWAYS? We also need a feature so that these vehicles disable themselves BEFORE they get near a highway or road. SAVE THE CHILDREN! SAVE THE WORLD! YOU MUST EITHER SUPPORT THESE MEASURES OR ELSE YOU MUST BE SUPPORTING DEATH TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN AND SENATOR TODAY! YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES ARE AT STAKE!

    1. Re:Child safety power connectors to be mandated!!! by David+Jensen · · Score: 1

      No doubt some twit Senator, having read your advice, is having the bill drawn up even though you may think you were offering sarcasm.

  71. There was a pursuit by DonkPunch · · Score: 5

    The story left out the fact that there was a police pursuit to stop the kid. A bunch of officers in little battery-powered police cars and battery-powered motorcycles chased the 6-year-old at speeds in excess of 10mph. Witnesses said the most frightening thing was the "Woo Woo" siren noises the police were making with their mouths.

    The pursuit stopped when one officer shouted, "Bang! I shot you! You're dead!" The child responded with, "Did not!" The officer then replied "Did too!" This went on for several minutes....

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    Save the whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.
    1. Re:There was a pursuit by warpath · · Score: 2

      Latest Update: The young career criminal somehow managed to break the chains on his imaginary handcuffs and escaped the police station, when he suddenly decided he had superhuman strength and the power to fly.

      One officer was heard to comment, "I almost had him, until he told me that cops can't fly too. Man, I was bummed."

      \//

  72. care and feeding of the young proto-hacker by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    When I was 6 years old the only computers in the school were in the office.
    Wow, you had computer in your school when you were six? The highest tech we had in my elementry school was a VTR. (Video Tape Recorder, that's back before the VCR for you kiddies. This was late 1970's - I was born roughly one million seconds after the Unix epoch.) But I understood how to work it better than any of the teachers.

    At home I had this nifty 150-in-1 (or something like that) electronics kit from Radio Shack. It was a piece of cardboard with all these components mounted on it, connected to springs for terminals and numbered. You could hook up different projects from the book that came with it, just by making the numbered connections (connect terminal 1 to 55, 23 to 62, and so on), and it would explain a little about how it worked. A great toy for the young hacker, wonder if they still make 'em?

    When I was a wee lad, sometimes my dad would take me into work with him, show me the big machines with the blinking lights in their specially air-conditioned room, and let me play with the card punch machine. I had an old TI programmable calculator (with red LED display) when I was nine or ten; didn't see BASIC until I was eleven - and that was on a PDP-11, hardly a PC.

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    1. Re:care and feeding of the young proto-hacker by gavinhall · · Score: 1

      Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

      All through school I too remember having to teach my teachers how to use the equipment in class.

      "No Mrs. Watson*, you're trying to plug the projector in upside-down, you do it like this."

      Children do often have a greater understanding of the technlogy than the adults who depend on it.

      I think radio crap is up to 400-in-1 kits now. I remember I was digging through my grandparent's garage and I found my uncle's only 75-in-1(or whatever it was) kit. I was enthralled. I probably gained about 10 pounds that summer because I never left the house, between my (once again mentioned) atari, and building solar powered lie detecting, light activated, alarm sounding am radios and the like I almost never saw the light of day.

      I haven't looked in years, but I think that they still make them. That is unless they've been forced to stop by anti-terrorism activism, after all teaching kids how technology works will only give them the power to make better bombs.

      LK

  73. Re:what a driver! by kcin · · Score: 1

    She should have beat the hell out of that kid. Rude little bastard. I only wish I could connect two wires and get on slashdot. Sigh. kcin

  74. Amazing? Not really. by Inspector · · Score: 1

    I could have done the same thing at six. I'm sure most of us here could have as well. The difference is, most of us wouldn't do such a thing. Proof of grand intelligence, this event is not. But it does prove that he has guts and cunning, and though I may wish I had had the courage to do something like that, I'm rather glad I have a much more sharply honed sense of self preservation :)

    --
    Michael Gentili
    - He's just some guy, you know?
  75. Re:Good for him, but hardly shocking by dattaway · · Score: 3

    It may not have much to do with age, but physical ability. At five, I had teeth to take toys and little electric motors apart. The same teeth could strip wires. I found these wires fit electric wall sockets and discovered electricity was pure energy. Luckly, I conducted these experiments very early in the morning before the parents would wake and the loud pops would go unnoticed. I would draw pictures of wires, batteries, motors, powering cars, etc. I knew too much... I was dangerous...

    My mom took me shopping for my fith birthday so I could choose my present. Radio Shack was popular at the time and I found the box for an electronic project kit bigger and more colorful than the box of a flashlight. It went over, because my dad had an interest in electronics. They helped me build a single transistor radio. I remember picking up my first country radio station (that was back when country music was real!) For xmas of that year, I asked Santa for nuts, bolts, and wires. Twenty five years later, I work at a wire and cable specialty manufacturing plant as the sole senior technicican on my shift. My dream came true in the grandest sense.

  76. Re:Drug him up!!! by Shadarr · · Score: 1
    He's a six year old boy, why wasn't he on Ritalin already? The daycare should definitely lose its license.


    Using Microsoft software is like having unprotect sex.

  77. Not surprised by Simoriah · · Score: 1

    So many people are making a big deal cause a 6 year-old could reconnect the battery. I'm not impressed.
    When I was BARELY 2 years old(2 years, couple weeks), I taught myself how to feed the tapes on my parents' reel-to-reel tape player so I could listen to cheezy christmas songs.

    A 6 year-old being able to reconnect the battery isn't funny. His joy-ride is funny. The lack of response from the daycare center is disturbing. His hacker tendences are a godsend (WOOHOO!!!!). The amazement we all have that a 6 year-old hotwired a kiddie-kar? That's sad.

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  78. astonishing by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    astonishing that not one driver who noticed this kid pulled their car over on the shoulder and stopped him. Not like he was speeding, I'd think you could stop something going at 5mph or under. No, they'd rather get on their cellphone to 911! Doh! How about immediate action that protects the kid?? I mean, one woman is quoted as telling him to get off the road -- why didn't she GET him off the road? And his response -- "shut up!" *sighs* this kid needs some parental guidance. I can't imagine being 6 and telling an adult to shut up.

    1. Re:astonishing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably be a poor idea to stop, waste your valuable time, and possibly get in all sorts of trouble.

  79. Bent Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went back to Ohio
    But my pretty countryside
    Had been paved down the middle
    By a government that has no pride
    The farms of Ohio
    Had been replaced by shopping malls
    And Muzak filled the air
    From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
    Ay, oh, where did you go, Ohio.

  80. I thought the picture looked sort of "Anakin-ish" by unitron · · Score: 1

    Kid was probably headed back home to work on his pod racer.

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  81. Obviously you never tried this experiment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite obvious the above poster never tried the saltwater electrolysis experiment. I did - although I was well past six years old by then.

    What is produced by passing an electrical current through saltwater is chlorine gas and sodium hydroxide solution. Sodium hydroxide is corrosive and a stong skin irritant, and will make you skin peel if you spill it on you. (Yes, I learned this the hard way.) Spraying classmates with it is a pretty cruel thing to do, although at that age I probably would have tried it too. :)

    The only reason I have a hard time believing that a six-year-old did this is that saltwater electrolysis will corrode the electrodes very quickly, and selecting appropriate materials to prevent this is a non-trivial excercise. Someone would have had to have helped with supplying or setting up the apparatus, even if the 6-year-old knew how to use it.

  82. TV settings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many TVs have an option to set the channel up/down buttons to skip non-broadcast channels. Newer TVs will even set this up automatically. I played around with this when I was a kid. It is possible to set all channels to skip except one, meaning that anytime you pressed the channel up/down buttons it would go back to that one channel.

  83. wonder of all things by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    I've noticed time and again that a lot of people out there don't know how to do anything, and they're afraid to (or too lazy to) find out how to do anything, and so they're absolutely confounded when someone uses their brain to do something. I certainly don't consider that child a genius, but I can understand how many people would, because they can't fathom what it must feel like to exercise their minds....stretch out and learn by _doing_

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    Insert mind here.
  84. West Chester!! by Monkey42 · · Score: 1

    Kickass! Nice to see another west chester person on slashdot, almost gives me hope for this sorry place.


    Jacob

  85. Re:What about the day care center? by protogeek · · Score: 1

    >I don't know about you, but if I'm going to entrust the life and health
    >of a child to someone for the duration of 8+ hours then they'd better
    >have a piece of paper to show me they know how

    Whereas it's perfectly okay to entrust a child to someone 24/7 with no proof at all of their competence... provided they're fertile.

  86. Re:Details? by humphrm · · Score: 1

    Yeah, me too. As parents, several of us at work are picturing how today would be going for the parents:

    1. Talk to kid about event.
    2. Find new day care by tonight.
    3. Call attorney.

    But, anyway -- scary but funny story. Anyone who has a toddler is shaking off the heebies right now.

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    -- "In order to have power, I must be taken seriously." -Mojo Jojo
  87. Re:I am ashamed of you Lord Kano by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

    >>So why aren't you out distrusting all authority? Time's a-wastin' LK. Get on the ball!

    You just don't get it huh? Political activism is similar to hacking in this respect.

    This kid is a great example of what I mean. It's a part of your nature. It's something that you do all of the time whether you're aware of it or not.

    LK

  88. Re:I am ashamed of you Lord Kano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderator: (-1) Flamebait

    Oh Lord Kano, you're just sooooooo smart and cool. What with programming Eliza and squeezing girls' butts down at the park when you were 8.

    I'm so glad you're ever vigilant, protecting my liberty when it's not even in danger.

  89. Know you'll need day care? Don't have kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >but in the modern world where both parents need to work to make ends meet,
    >day care is often the only solution

    Sorry, but there's a better option. Don't have kids. If you can't afford to take care of and spend time with children, then you shouldn't be having them. You would go buy a $85,000 car if you only make $20,000 per year? Why be as stupid when if comes to having kids? Stagger your work house so someone is always at home. One parent can quit and everyone can cut back on extras to take care of their kids. It's pathetic how people nag about "not being able to make ends meet" while they drive around in new, huge, his and her SUVs. Watch cable TV with many premium channels, in their 4 bedroom house (for just the two of them), etc. Take a good look at your situation before you cry about being 'financially strapped'. If you can't afford kids and are unwilling to give up some luxuries to be able to raise your kids right, then you should not become parents. Kids are a responsibility, not a right. And they're *your* responsibility, not your employer's or the government's.

    1. Re:Know you'll need day care? Don't have kids. by Shadowcat · · Score: 1

      Okay, what about the people who have lost their jobs and they only job they can get doesn't pay enough so their spouse has to work, hm? What about the woman whose husband has run out on her? Is she supposed to not work and stay home with her child and end up on the street? What about people who have been thrown a curve ball in the middle of their life and have to try to scrape a living?



      I was in daycare because my mother wanted to provide me with the best education she could. So she went back to work in order to pay the other half of the tuition that my scholarship didn't cover (and yes, this was elementary school... K-3rd grade) She wanted the best for me and sacrificed for me and worked her butt off to ensure I got an opportunity to live up to my "gifted" potential.



      I was in daycare and turned out just fine. I have a good job, a wonderful relationship, and a comfortable living. I don't subscribe to the theory that kids are better off if the parents are home with them. Kids are going to be rebellious with or without their parents around. The trick is making sure they are taught right from wrong and know the consequences of their actions.



      -- Shadowcat

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      kageneko@kageneko.net

      "I can roleplay. I can frag. I can PK while you lag."
  90. aaargh! get your facts straight! by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    We are the seventh most populous state thank you very much. We also have more land zoned urban as a percentage of our land area than any other state. (I believe we are the top in land area zoned urban, but I have had problems confirming that.)

    Butler County has about 350,000 people, and is one of the four Ohio counties that compose the Cincinnati metropolitan region (which also extends into southeastern Indiana and Northern Kentucky...but anyway.) The road itself is actually an important roadway in that area.

  91. Kiddie Kampus - issues degrees in Auto Engineering by fluffhead · · Score: 1

    What are they teaching these kids? Obviously this goes way beyond shop class.... Supposedly, young kids are much better at learning new concepts (especially languages) than disgruntled, addle-pated teens. Tech worker shortage - hah! This could be the wave of the future!

    "Forget Montessori, Mommy and Daddy are sending you to DeVry PreSchool"

    Plus they taught him proper U.S. driving etiquette:

    "I told him he was going to get hurt, he'd better get out of the road - and he told me to shut up."

    Wonder if he flipped her the bird?

    #include "disclaim.h"
    "All the best people in life seem to like LINUX." - Steve Wozniak

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    #include "disclaim.h"
    "All the best people in life seem to like LINUX." - Steve Wozniak
  92. Re:what a driver! by _Stryker · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I don't care how rude a kid is there is absolutely no reason to beat a child. I seriously hope that you never have children, just the thought of a child beater with kids makes me sick to my stomach. This is a sad world we live in!
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  93. Strange by tjones · · Score: 1

    After reading this story, the old Blue Oyster Cult song, "Career of Evil" keeps going through my head.

  94. lmao by dannyboy_h · · Score: 1

    This kid must read /. Next: 6-year-old hotwires Popemobile, takes off through streets of Rome.

  95. What about the day care center? by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by DonR:

    Was anyone else worried that it took the day care center over an hour to notice that he was gone?


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    Donald Roeber

    1. Re:What about the day care center? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Was anyone else worried that it took the day care center over an hour to notice that he was gone? "

      Not worried, but it bothers me if they are still
      allowed to do business.

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    2. Re:What about the day care center? by warpath · · Score: 1

      Was anyone else worried that it took the day care center over an hour to notice that he was gone?

      You're giving them too much credit. They didn't discover that on their own. They didn't figure it out until the cops called.

      \//

    3. Re:What about the day care center? by sjames · · Score: 2

      If I were his parents, I'd be checking out a new daycare center. For that matter, if I were one of the other kids' parents.

    4. Re:What about the day care center? by Shadowcat · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but where the heck did THAT come from? That is a totally unrelated topic that I'm not even going to get into at this time...

      Don't put words in my mouth. If I'm going to say something, I'll say it myself. :)


      -- Shadowcat

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      kageneko@kageneko.net

      "I can roleplay. I can frag. I can PK while you lag."
    5. Re:What about the day care center? by jd · · Score: 1
      I don't know about day care centres in the US, but certainly there are plenty of scandals about ignored kids in day care, over in the UK. That's not just journalistic imagination, either. I remember the one I went to, at the age of about 4 or 5, had no problems with kids wandering in and out of the building unsupervised.

      My guess is the kid is normally quiet and unassuming. An easy face for the supervisors to forget, which is probably what they did.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  96. Has anyone ever considered... by andyf · · Score: 1

    Maybe the kid didn't "hotwire" the car? It's possible that the guy at the store just made up the part about having the wires disconnected, so as to seem like a "victim" rather than a "contributor".

    'Course, it's just a thought...

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  97. It's Obvious people! by Drath · · Score: 2

    It's Obvious what the kid was doing, he must have wanted a place to put a car mounted mp3 player...

  98. Good for him, but hardly shocking by grappler · · Score: 1

    This guy was "floored"?????

    I have absolutely no problem at all believing that the kid could have done that. When I was 7 (yes, I know that's older than 6) I got a reputation in my neighborhood for being able to fix things. Neighbors would show up with some stereo or something that didn't work, and either pay me to fix it or just say I could have it. Usually, It was as simple as unscrewing the case and connecting a wire or belt, or replacing a fuse.

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    1. Re:Good for him, but hardly shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... when I was 6, I was programming on my Apple ][ in BASIC and I wasn't considered some child prodigy. This is no big deal.

  99. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree, using nicer language, that this story is not really news or even news for nerds. It is amusing, and I'm glad i saw it, but it shouldn't really be up next to "new computer headset" and "will linux beat Windows2000"

  100. Re:I am ashamed of you Lord Kano by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Lord Kano-The Gangst:

    >I'm so glad you're ever vigilant, protecting my liberty when it's not even in danger.

    God protects children and fools.

    Sometimes he needs help.

    LK

  101. That's nothing. Read this! by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Open Matrix:

    First let me say that this is a true story as told to me by my mom.

    My brother at age 3 took the keys from my moms purse and got into the family truck, started the engine and since the truck (a standard) was already in first gear the truck went. My mom realized within minutes that he was gone. She looked outside and didn't see the truck and at first thought it was stolen but then she saw it in the neighbors yard with several neighbors gathered around. The neighbors said that he had managed to drive it between a couple of trees just barely wide enough for the truck to fit through(luck?) and several other amazing things that I can't think of right now and eventually bumped into a tree two lots down. The engine died and when the neighbors looked inside he was trying to start the truck again. Not exactly hotwiring but close enough!:-)

  102. I certainly hope he has a computer. by Mr.+Punch · · Score: 1

    ...and that he's headed towards the side of good, not evil.

  103. Three Fingers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's wrong. It only takes me two. Ont to remove the safety. The other to pull the trigger.

  104. Re:I am ashamed of you Lord Kano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why aren't you out distrusting all authority? Time's a-wastin' LK. Get on the ball!

  105. astonishing/rude nerd kids/sympathy for the kid by drenehtsral · · Score: 1

    Well, when i was 6 years old, i already knew how to cuss and yell, and i told many stuck up adults with condescending additudes to shut up. It didn't matter if what they were saying had any merit, because the way in which they said it was so blatently offensive that they deserved what they got. According to my mother, once this well-intending 80 something year old man made a stupid condescending remark (you know the sort of dumb stuff people say to kids in funny voices) and i replied with "what kind of a f**king remark was that?!?". Luckily he was a little hard of hearing.
    I guess my point is that if the person that pulled him over had possibly asked him where he was going, or offered help, or even just been polite about it, she probably wouldn't have gotten snapped at, and might have actually been able to help the kid, or at least engage him in conversation until the parents/cops/whoever could get there.
    In any case, that is just the sort of bunghole thing i used to do when i was a kid... I mastered the art of electric stuff, firecrackers, etc... at an early age, and i can sympathize with the kid because he was probably as bored (or more so) than i was when i was that age, and he needed to go and seek something stimulating, and more importantly something under _his_ control. It's frustrating being a kid when adults assume you can't make plans on your own, so they force theirs on you. My parents were good about not doing that (that's probably why i never ran away, or blew anything important up, or whatever else) but i can't say as my various schools were as good.

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  106. Not likely on the TV set by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by FreeGestalt:

    I hate to be the big skeptic, but I kinda doubt that this is true. Although according to USWestDex both businesses exist in the greater Fairfield Ohio area, a quick map check indicates that these two places are 11 miles (or so, depending on how you trust MapInfo) apart. Now that is a damn long way for a little tyke to be traveling (before he got the car, if you will remember).

    Adult legs moving at a good clip put in about 4 miles an hour ... which puts it at an almost three hour journey to the store. Frigging amazing kid, let me tell you --- and a pretty blind day care.

    Skeptometer = Redline

  107. Well, He's pretty smart by Accipiter · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't count this kid as a Genius, but he's pretty smart to pop the hood, and connect the wires. He's going to have a long, and successful career either as a hacker, or a car theif. ;)

    When I was 6, I used to take Tiger LCD games apart, small household appliances, telephones, and basically any small electronic unit I could get my hands on (Including my Commodore when I got it) and experiment with them. I didn't know of many other kids who did similar things, but it's not unheard of.

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  108. This supprised me quite a bit... by e_n_d_e_r · · Score: 1

    After seeing children this age these days makes me sad. My three year old cousin can't comprehend a simple logic game (Bounce victims from a burning building to an ambilance,) and when we are doing nothing at all he stops gets a crazed look in his eyes and does that Power Rangers crap to me. And just about every other child I see is the same way. This article gave me new hope in the children, the people who will care for me when I play Quake XXXVI in a retired home. I sure as heck hope more children are like this, or else we would lapse back into barbaric apes.
    At 6 I was able to turn on my dads system and play games by my self. Before that I used an old C64 to program BASIC and play those wonderful games (ohh...memories) At 10 I mastered Pascal and wrote my own game (Card Sharks, you get a card and guess if the next is higher or lower. Uses ASCII graphics. Started to add VGA graphics then I grew up.)
    One things for sure, when I raise a kid, I'll be sure he get's his own system very early like I did (I must be dreaming, unless I find a geek-girl that ain't gonna happen.)

  109. He's really Mini Me by KevinRemhof · · Score: 4

    Come on, it wasn't really a kid. It was Mini Me. After Austin Powers 2, Dr. Evil and Mini Me landed in Hamilton, Ohio to see what trouble they could cause. Being so close to the home of Larry Flynt, they figured that there should be some evil waiting to happen.

  110. Details? by T.J.Hooker · · Score: 1

    One question that wasn't asked...
    Where was the kid heading?

    Just out for a drive around the neighborhood, or did he have a destination?

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    1. Re:Details? by Spatch · · Score: 1

      One question that wasn't asked...
      Where was the kid heading?


      When I was 3 I wriggled out under a fence surrounding my nursery school and set off across the parking lot, where I was intercepted by a teacher who had arrived late.

      My reason for leaving was that "I wanted to go to McDonald's".

      Since then I've matured greatly with regards to cuisine choice, but not so with wanting to get around fences.

  111. escape from day care by rread · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the day care center didn't discover he was missing because he constructed a life-like replica of his head with play-dough, and made a dummy of himself during nap time. Duh!

    Whether or not he is a genius, he's definitely got a healthy disrespect for authority and a serious will to drive. I'd be so proud if he were my boy. He's either a hacker or a racer I say get him a computer and kart and see what happens.

  112. Re:Definately has the hacker nature. - NOT! by Airneil · · Score: 1

    He didn't "rewire" anything...

    All he did was plug in the battery.

    Any parent knows that 6 year olds can put things together (ever heard of legos?)

    Take two plastic shapes that fit together, put them close together, and any 3 year old will figure it out. A six year old had better be able to figure it out, or he's not going to be able to fix toast at 30.

  113. Protect The Children (TM) by B.W.+Hogg · · Score: 1

    He obviously learned this from something he saw on the Internet. A child could not possibly figure out how to plug a battery wire into a plug connection. We need to do more to protect our children from the Internet.

    But seriously, if it was a Power-Wheels, you just plug one end of the wire plug into the recepticle and "vrooom." Most 2 year olds are probably capable of this.

  114. Another Skeptic by cwoconnor · · Score: 1

    You think the storeowner really pulled the wires out? Makes a decent cover for forgetting to lock down the vehicle...

  115. None of our business.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly wouldn't go pulling a kid off the side of the road. Not my problem. If I went and grabbed a kid out of his powerwheels car off the side of a highway I'd probably end up getting charged with child abuse myself just for grabbing the little brat.

  116. But is spanking == beating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some whacko liberal California courts seem to think so. Nevada has officially passed a bill making spanking explicitly legal. And like it or not, physical pain is an excellent motivator in kids (or adults too). Don't do X and you won't get spanked. No one's talking about really beating the shit out of anyone here, but then some people see no difference between a spanking and a clubbing with a baseball bat. Do you?

  117. Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if he had hotwired a real car this would make for an interesting story, those battery powered cars don't have that many wires besides that you think somebody would have seen him taking off from the store where he took it from, it 's not like they can go 30mph or anything.

    The interesting part of the story is why the daycare didn't even know he was missing until the cops told them they had picked him up.

  118. Notice how the kid gets in no trouble by abamfici · · Score: 1


    When I was in preschool I was thinking "Hum... I could crawl out the bathroom window and run outta here and would get in no trouble because I'm so young. The older I get the more trouble I can get into."

    Someone needs to pull out the beatdown stick and displine the child.

    ~Kevin
    :)

  119. Drug him up!!! by Amphigory · · Score: 1

    Just give him some Prozac. Get rid of all those anti-social tendencies and make your little geek-boy into a little girl!

    The government will even pay for it! What more do you want?

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  120. what a driver! by elrod · · Score: 2

    i drive the highway that the kid was on just about every day. i can honestly say that i probably wouldn't have expected to see such a sight.

    btw, its a very busy road. five lanes of 35 mph traffic ... people ten times his age have problems keeping from getting smashed up.

    actually, the funniest thing i heard about this story was when a motorist (female) got out of her car to say "honey, you shouldn't be in the road, its dangerous (or something to that effect)" -- the kid replied "Shut Up!" ahhhh road rage, at such an early age.