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Sit back and get jiggy with tonights Quickies:
First up, jamiemccarthy sent us
a Magic 8-Ball that claims to be operated by Legos.
And if you're into those remote control legos,
Paddy noted that there is new stuff on the lego website.
Todays stranges item comes from Chris Henesy
who sent us official NASA procedure for Viking Raids.
Michael Van Vertloo sent us linkage to a webcam from the 6th floor of the Texas School Book Depositoryso you conspiracy theorists can keep an eye on it.
Bogatyr noted that there now is actually a website selling stuff from the matrix. No, not the minigun, but sunglasses and stuff.
tj2sent us linkage to an interview where George Lucas blaims the internet for Jar Jar sucking so badly.
Mike sent us a page that tracks Strange things sold on ebay.
Finally, markhb sent us
a Washington Post
profile of Marc Andreeson
where he talks about assorted things, and even plugs Slashdot as one of his favorite sites (thanks Marc!)
And finally, to bookend this Fresh block of quickies,
harb sent us lyrics to
the classic (cough) Will Smith Song "Men in Black" for Linux geeks.
... needed subtitles.
They have contingencies for everything! Not too much paperwork to fill out either... just figured they'd have more of a defense worked out.
I liked Jar Jar. Although, I think he had too
much exposure in the movie. The time could have
been better spent. However, I can't believe how
much energy people put into hating one character
when in fact the entire movie was written without
consideration of the first three (or last three
depending on your perspective.) GL should
go back and watch his own movies before writing
part 2 so we have a little coherence this time.
The movie itself sucked, not Jar Jar.
... not because he/she/it might sound like a Jamaican (IMHO Jar Jar sounds like my best buddy who actually is from Ghana) but he/she/it sucks, because someone thought Jar Jar to be funny which he/she/it is NOT.
"Most people don't like toys and don't think children should be able to play with toys. But I'm a big fan of toys, and I think it helps kids be able to play and expand their imaginations. To contribute to that is I think a good thing.
"I'm not ashamed of doing anything, if we could convince Hamley's to cut their prices I'd certainly be the first person to encourage that."
Sure George, how about like reducing your merchandise licensing fees?
"But it really reflects more the racism of the people who are making the comments than it does the movie."
:-)
:-)
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only did he hit the nail on the head, he ripped the nail into metal storm.!!!!
It's about time someone pointed out that many of the so called "champians against racism" are nothing more than racists themselves.
(hmm clinton?)
Keep it up Lucas
i8086/Fishhead
jason.salopek@usa.net
TPM was 8th place in movie sales last week-end.
I suggest friends of Lucas (if he has any friends, not just admiring, worshiping Yes-Men) need to have a "intervention":
"Look George, the movie SUCKED. I don't know what we (meaning you) were thinking, but somewhere along the line we threw anyway the rules of good film making."
GL: "TRAITORS! Get off my ranch! You are some of the scum who think children don't like toys. I'll show you, the next movie will have no actors at all. Those crummy spotlight stealing vermin are what ruined TPM. My army of CG creators will really bring to life otherwise boring and lifeless computer pixels in the next film."
Lucas had just better be glad the internet was not quite so ubiquitous when he foisted the Ewoks (ugh) on us.
...sounds like your Internet Explorer isn't updating its cache properly.
Thought I'd be the first:
:-)
I don't have a dictionary handy, so I can't prove this, but isn't misspelled not a word? Perhaps if it were hyphenated, mis-spelled, it would be... Dunno... BTW: Webster's doesn't count... Oxford English Dictionary only!
Although I do agree, slashdot posters should be more careful about spelling people's names correctly.
And yes, I'm sure my post isn't spelling/grammar perfect either...
Hey! You're not playing fair! :-)
Maybe George Lucas will take care of the internet once he's running that "benevolant" dictatorship he's always raving about. And don't bet he doesn't have a plan for the Jamaicans too.
Not to be a typical anonymous mouthy coward, but after reading this, I have one thought that comes to mind:
George Lucas is nothing but a pompous ass.
I'm sure that statement is going to rattle the cage of the Lucas worshippers -- but just about everyone I know could easily see the stereotype. Not all of them are on the internet -- and those that are, none really read about Star Wars.
Welcome to the tail end of the 90's, where you can use the word "internet" in order to generate a large buzz over anything, a la George Lucas/Al Gore.
Just make the damned movies and shut up Lucas, no one cares for your damn monolith sized ego.
He needs to go back to film school. Or perhaps generate a CG imitation of himself who knows how to make films right.
I feel the same way. Liked r2d2 & c3po, yoda was
ok, didn't care too much for ewoks, repulsed by jarjar. my feelings about yoda & ewoks was that they weren't played off as well as they could have
with the ewoks having a kiddy element showing.
jarjar is nothing but full blown kiddy element.
Has nothing to do with side kick. GL is not seeing it or in denial.
I never needed a Tattoo or a piercing, but i'm willing to have a piercing on my nose bridge so that i (with totally flat asian nose) can wear Morpheus's glasses.
But of course, we all know that Walker is waiting for Xmas season to release those damn cool shades. (or maybe the sequel.)
Apparently a very open minded 8 ball.
for lack of questions, i asked : r u gay?
The answer was: Signs pointing to yes.
Nonesense. I would have puked & did revil such demeaning antics when I was a kid. There are kids & there are toddlers.
"All you Jar Jar bashers are forgetting one very important point (as annoying as he may be to most of us). Star Wars is made for K-I-D-S. Not old people like us bashing him."
Umm what makes you think it's "old" people that's criticizing the movie. Stereotyping are we? There are kids that didn't like the jar-jar character either.
"In a $15million marketing budget there is plenty of room to hire 100 professional internet hype generators for a month. They can hang out on all the hot forums, channels, and newsgroups and sow the carefully crafted and orchestrated hype in the weeks before and after the opening."
Problem is this loses it's effectiveness after the first few times. When people wise up and realize their being manipulated in such a devious and underhanded way all hell will break loose. Then all the ground gained previously will be lost.
Doubtfull. The 8-ball is an icon right up there with Mr Potatoe Head(tm). They'll put it on some kind of life support and rush it immediately into emergency surgery.
grin
Come on! When are those LEGO people start making their software available for Linux too? (or at least MacOS)
I don't have Windows, and I WON'T have it. That's why I still havent bought any LEGO kits that include software.
And this is STAR WARS, man!!!
I wanna know where I can find me a nice Trinity clone.
SEEKING:
One slighly anorexic computer nerd, SWM, no fashion sense, prone to keyboard face. Has good hacking skills, though. Looking for a tall, SWF bad-ass chick to teach me how to dress and clean up after me when I get in trouble. Must be able to run like the wind, be good with guns, and not be afraid to kiss me when I die. Also looking for sensai (SBM preferred) to teach me kung-fu, and get my life in order. Come on, Hit Me!
You know where to find me. You've been looking you're whole life...
Agents need not apply.
-Erik :-)
Websters often lists new popular slang and words that have either been so badly spelled that they have become new words with new meanings over time (which isn't so bad). They just tend to get these words into their dictionary first (ie. There's a lot of stuff in there that's not real english words, yet.).
If Lucas was REALLY trying to make a 'kids movie' then he needs to do some more studying on how to do it RIGHT.
Think of some of the 'classics' of childeren's TV: the Flintstones, Yogi Bear, heck even the Simpsons. These shows managed to appeal to the 'kids' out there just fine...and, they also held appeal for the older crowds that were sitting there watching the show WITH the kids. The Flintstones had lots of references and quotes that were well above the level of what a kid would understand... and yet, the show was loved by children and adults.
Lucas, on the other hand, could not make a 'kids' movie that wasn't insanely patronising to anyone above the age of 5. Jar Jar (Jamaican or not, who really gives a damn) was a DISASTER. The plot was feather-light. What does Lucas expect?
There are always two facets to every 'kids movie' or kids show....the kid watching the movie, and the adult with the kid. Lucas forgot about the adult facet, obviously, and now is trying hard to cover his ass.
internet for Jar Jar sucking, he blamed the media for using the internet as an excuse for saying Jar Jar was racist. In fact, he never admits Jar Jar sucks, but rather says fans didn't like the comic sidekicks and the fact that SW:TPM is a kids movie too (and he says nothing about the internet then). I don't really care for Jar Jar, but I guess there are plenty of /. readers who are obsessed with hating him. Lucas defends his character and some of you jump all over him. "Lucas says Jar Jar sucks, and blames the internet. Lucas sucks. He just uses buzzwords. What a wuss. Blah blah blah."
It's a movie.
Get a life.
Once again, we are treated to the spectacle of the old liberals cooing over the latest tragic death in the family of the warmonger John F. Kennedy. I wish he had survived to be reviled by hippies over his Vietnam policy. Of course, we might not be here today to talk about it. Remember JFK almost got us all killed.
In other Kennedy news, I haven't seen a single article on the 30th anniversary of Uncle Ted's unfortunate accident at Chappaquiddick. I guess that if you drive your car into the water and leave someone there to die, it's useful to #1) be a Kennedy and #2) do it on the same day as the moon landing.
Speaking of racism, Eyes Wide Shut takes the cake.
(some mild Spoilers here).
The cast is all white, except for a few exclusively unflattering, stereotypical potrayals of minorities:
i.e.
-A Chinese maid
-2 Chinese/Japanese men who frolic with an underaged girl, one of whom powders himself white and wears red panties -- a reinforcement of the standard stereotype of Asian men as effeminate, disgusting, and not quite masculine.
-A black morgue assistant.
I'm surprised that the racism in Eyes Wide Shut hasn't been mentioned before. It's really disappointing to see this in Stanley Kubrick.
Just like the imfamous "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsi-roll center of a Tootsi-Pop", this question has been confusing great minds since the beggining fo time: How may sides does the geometric shape inside the 8-Ball have? Is there more than one of them in there?
Who accompanies all these 'kids' to the movie theatres? Adults. Lucas forgot about the adults that would be seeing the movie WITH the kids.
Any classic 'kids' show has two faces: the slapstick and silly kiddishness, and the subtle adult side. Hence you have shows like the Flintstones that are silly and adult at the same time. It appeals to BOTH audiences because the creators know that along with the kids watching the show, there are the adults (the parents) watching as well.
Lucas ignored this and gave us something I doubt even a 5-year old would have enjoyed. Jar Jar was WORSE than insulting.
As for Star Wars being a 'kids' flick, think about this: yes, I was a 'kid' when the original Star Wars hit the theatres in the '70's. But you know what? I can still watch Star Wars today without being embarrassed. It was a good flick with broad appeal, without targeting ONLY ONE AUDIENCE. Contrast that with the Phantom Menace...I won't watch it again, and in 5-10 years time it will look EXTREMELY dated, due to the narrow childish-only focus. The Phantom Menace will NOT go down in history as a 'classic', I guarantee you.
Why should we watch it through a 'child's eyes'? I'm an adult, not a child. I've seen the original Star Wars through a child's eyes and an adult's eyes...it's still a great flick. The Phantom Menace was pure product-oriented tripe. As an adult, I'm damn embarrased by it.
And one more thing: when making a movie, especially a SEQUEL, you should keep your original audience in mind. Most of us Star Wars fans were kids in the '70's. Lucas ignored us, big surprise. Contrast that with the guy making the Lord of the Rings movie. He has gone on record stating that he hasn't forgotten about the crowd that grew up with LotR when it was insanely popular...the 60's crowd. If Lucas were making LotR I'm sure it would be a chewed-down CGI-ridden Care Bears meets the Telly-tubbies experience.
It's about time someone stood up to all those people shouting for children to have their toys taken away. I can barely hear myself think over all that racket. If only the government would quit wasting time on balanced budgets, health care, education, and the like and let kids play with their toys.
I had a lot of respect for Lucas before Phantom Menace. After seeing the movie I saw that he could make mistakes. After reading that comment about toys, I realize that he can be a complete idiot. Maybe it's just me, but every time he opens his mouth I feel less and less like seeing the next movie when it comes out.
I found Lucas' argument that Jar-Jar doesn't speak like a "real Jamaican" ("I know real Jamaicans and they don't talk like that") interesting. And a cop-out.
The trade federation aliens whom everyone accuses of sounding Japanese didn't sound like real Japanese either (and as a native speaker, I should know).
But what they did most definitely sound like is the Hollywood stereotype of Japanese, that irritating fake Asian accent used over and over in movies and sitcoms by non-native speaker actors. (Geez, isn't there a single native speaker of Japanese in the entire Screen Actors' Guild??) There's no way an accent like that is natural to the actor (because no one really speaks like that), nor could it be coincidental.
I'm not going to jump to conclusions that Lucas is racist, or is trying to ridicule an ethnic group, but to deny that the accents (both Jar-Jar and the trade feds) were deliberate and to pass it off as coincidence is just disingenuous.
And as for the rest of the interview, man, what a whiner!
I get the exact same answer every time I hit
the 8-ball page. Exactly. The same look to
the images too. I think it's a fake mockup.
Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.
You're supposed to ask only yes/no questions.
Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.
I can't help but picture the lego 8ball shaker vibrating madly and exploding in a shower of plastic blocks as the /. effect kicks in and queues up thousands of requests for wisdom.
Silver
It's funny. I liked THX1138 (in an odd art-film kind of way). I enjoyed the hell out of Amrican Graffiti. I Have seen Star Wars (the first one, or "SW: A New Hope" for the hardcorp twits out there) more times than I have ever seen any other movie (somewhere between 50 and 70, I forget), at least 30 times in the theatre.
I saw "Empire" twice. It was okay.
I Saw "Jedi" twice. Ewoks must die.
I saw "Menace" once. I never, EVER want to see it again. Ever.
After $200,000,000.00 (US) and two years of actual work (preceded by 16 years of sitting on his ass) he spews forth one of the worst movies of the year and has the unmidigated gaul to blame the Internet for the fact that people hated it?
Earth to George! The movie is a piece of CRAP! People hate Jar Jar because he's inane, stupid and the most painfully obviouse "new toy sensation" in the history of film.
Next time spend more time actually writing your damned movies and less time on the licensing contracts and you might just luck out and make a movie worth the (recently raised) price of admission.
At one time George had The Magic. Now all he has is sad, wornout slight of hand tricks.
TPM could have been a good movie (provided it was scripted and directed by someone else) but it's not.
George will get no more of my money.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
Well THAT showed him! You really tore down all of his arguments with scathing logic and your incredible powers of reason.
This may be news to you but you are aware that you can disagree with someone without stooping to insulting them and behaving like an ass, don't you?
Give it a try someday. Someone might actually take what you have to say seriously rather than just tossing aside your comments like the badly thought-through drek they are.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
College educations have a nasty habit of typecasting you. Once typecasted as non-technical, forget everything you know about computers. You're not working in IT. Would there be a web browser for Linux if Mark's degree said "history" or "philosophy" instead of computer science 6 years ago? You don't see Hemos working for RedHat.
I'm slightly more concerned about the obviously-Japanese trade federation, who were portrayed as evil, cowardly exploiters. American paranoia over Japanese industrial and commercial superiority is widespread enough in film.
Especially if you get a percentage on all their toys, eh George?
TPM was one long advert for merchandising from start to finish. Who needs a story when there are billions to be made from gullible kids?
Ade_
/
Big Bubbles (no troubles) - what sucks, who sucks and you suck
"He's as much of a genius as I've ever met," says Mike McCue ... Andreessen, only 28, spends his days surfing the Internet...
Now there's a visionary...help develop a product that allows you to waste time in the name of future watching.
--
"L'IT c'est moi!"
"Get a Life".
As I understand it, he said this after finding out from fans that one of his real-life horses gave birth, before then, Shatner didn't know himself. I believe that Lucas himself made statements to the same.
Dissing Jar Jar, R2D2, C3PO or the Ewoks just because you don't like them isn't the way to go. It would seem that people deify George Lucas or say he's great with reservations about certain plot items. I'm sorry, the movies are already made. You'll have to take them as they are or leave them. If you don't like it, I'm sure there are many other movies as good or better out there to check out. Or get _really_ good at acting, computer animation or something else useful to Lucasfilm to get Lucas's ear in time for Eps 2 & 3 (hopefully to convince him into doing 7-9!)
The magic 8-ball jpeg may not be playing at normal speed. (compression?)
Try saving a few images with the same answer, and comparing file attributes.
-- perl -e'print pack"H*","6e656d6f406d38792e6f7267"'
The actor chosen to play Jar-Jar (Ahmed Best?) was not chosen because of his accent, but rather because he could move in the lankily uncoordinated manner Lucas had envisioned as being appropriate for Jar-Jar.
Lucas has had a tradition of using accents to simulate a community. In the original trilogy, the imperials generally had british accents, and the rebels had American accents. So perhaps Lucas felt that this was a effective cinematic tool. Certainly the callowness of Mark Hammil's southern Californian accent resonated with me. I could really feel the disapointment in his voice when he wanted to "waste time with his friends."
What puzzles me is why the "not really Jamaican" accent of Jar-Jar gets far more attention that the Vietnamese accents of the trade-federation folks. But then, they would probably get misidentified as Japanese.
Excuse me, but is this not the most glaring straw man argument you have ever seen? Is George Lucas trying to do a bit of PR work for himself because his baby got a lukewarm reception? Did all the net.flames make him insecure? Is he just an idiot? Who knows....
Actually, there's quite a difference between making a movie that is good for kids and making a movie that panders to them. The original star wars movie is great for kids, but Episode One is explicitly marketed to the 8-year-old demographic. THAT'S what Star Wars fans were upset about.
-Dean
So maybe I'm the only guy on the planet who thought Jar-Jar was damn cool. He didn't lack any depth that any of the other characters in the series have ever had, and he was more entertaining than most.
I think everything Lucas said in that interview was valid... Twentysomething Star Wars fans wanted a serious flick, and got a kid's movie. Wah. He said from the beginning that it wasn't made for you, it was made for kids. Get over it.
Look, here's the REAL reason Jar-Jar sounded Jamaican, and it's actually totally innocent.
You see, the man who voiced Jar-Jar grew up in Jamaica. He was actually using his own natural voice, with only slight exaggeration (which he deemed appropriate for a comic sidekick).
This is true to an extant. It's mostly because its harder to gain credibility as a or judge credibility in a person who is degreed in a field tangential to what they want to specialize in. I've got some anecdotal evidence in the form of friends who either didn't go to college at all or went to college to study the liberal arts but who do work in IT. The web browser would've been created regardless of Mark's background. He may or may not have been a part of it. The concept of the web wasn't created by him, just an implementation of a tool for navigating through it.
As for why its harder for people with other degrees to break into computer science its mostly because before your resume is even looked at by a hiring manager or a technical person its pre-screened by a person trained to look for buzz words. They usually look at academic credentials first.
Yeah, and I'll go watch Telletubbies through a childs eyes.. That won't make me like it.
IMO, The big thing that bugs people about TPM is that they grew out of the target audience. It's a sad fact that most forms of entertainment don't grow up with us. Silly-ass saturday morning cartoons were a hard thing for me to let go of, but I eventually did. Some people are just going to have to get over Star Wars. According to its Creator, "it is a kids movie". We simply shoudn't be watching it..
But dammit George, you could have warned us.
That Chewy was never hated should tell you something. The first three movies all had characters with "child appeal": Chewy in the first, Yoda in the second, and the Ewoks in the third. OK, the Ewoks get some ribbing, but for being cutsey, not for being stupid/insulting. Chewy was the pilot of the MF, and must have been rather competent considering all the mishygosh they had to get through. Yoda's first appearance made him seem vaguely Jar-Jar like, but that was a *ruse*! A Jedi master can, in fact, sound like Grover from Sesame Street and be a muppet but still strike one as incredibly wise. The Ewoks managed to beat up the much larger and more "advanced" Storm Troopers by being *intellegent*! They tripped up their flyers, they outflew them, and in general kicked their collective ass.
Jar-Jar, however, was neither intellegent nor competent. He bumbled his was to a high position (bombast general), simply by being in the wrong place at the right time. He was comical without being amusing, clumsy, and in general a fool. Sure, he has kid appeal, ask any 4-5th grader. However, because he was a bumbling fool, he added nothing to the movie.
Note, however, that the gungans as a race were actually decent fighters and people; I liked Boss Nass and the general. This despite the fact that the only reason they didn't die by the thousands was an all-too-serendipitous shot.
Brynn
"Any sufficiently advanced form of Magic is indistinguishable from Technology." - Gnomish Technomancer
Agreed: the accent wasn't a big deal racism-wise. Actually, I couldn't help but feel a bit uncomfortable at times because it sounded so much like some kind of a racial stereotype (whatever it actually was, since he's so clear that wasn't Jamaican), but I didn't think it was really offensive. At least not that way.
No, my problem was more that, whatever the accent was based on, it was just so damned annoying! I probably disliked Jar-Jar somewhat less than most -- some of his scenes were kind of cute, or even a bit cool (Qui-Gon grabbing his tongue) -- but for the most part, it just positively grated on my ears. At times it was literally painful.
Lucas seems to be aware of the real issue, and he mentions it briefly, but he uses the racism thing to cover it up:
"There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
I'd say that's just about right, though it's not quite fair to us: there's a difference between "comic" and "childlike", and there's yet another thing called "just plain annoyingly silly". Also, I for one didn't want it to be quite like Terminator -- more somewhere in the middle, like, maybe, exactly the way it was, but without Jar-Jar.
I loved the movie, and I don't want to be too critical, but he seems to be using some sneaky tricks here: as pointed out above, when fielding racism charges, he dwells on Jar-Jar's accent but doesn't mention the Federation guys' (I'll admit, I would have said Japanese. I stand corrected. Sorry), which would be a bit harder to defend. Also, he ignores the real point of the criticism -- he dismisses the racism thing, saying in effect, "Besides, they're just saying that because they don't like him." If you ask me, the whole point is that we "just" don't like him. This is interesting, though:
"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that. In the first film they absolutely hated R2 and C3-PO. In the second film they didn't like Yoda and in the third one they hated the Ewoks... and now Jar Jar is getting accused of the same thing."
He makes a good point in the first sentence -- it's his movie, and his is the official word on who the target audience is. I guess we're just jealous that he's making movies for little kids instead of for us. I don't know about the rest, though: I always liked R2-D2 better than C3-P0, I always loved Yoda, and I never thought too highly of Ewoks. I'm not sure what the point is -- that we keep asking him to stop using annoying characters, but he keeps doing it anyway? I thought that was our point.
David Gould
David Gould
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I asked it. It said "YES, definitely". So it isn't a fake...
So when do the star wars fans who made GL
such a rich man get the films they waited
16 YEARS for? I seem to recall in the
pre-TPM days someone from Lucasfilm saying
that the new movies would be darker and more
mature.
PS one of the reasons I dislike
the jar jar thing is that I could not understand
what it was saying.
I'm begining to belive in it too. I asked it a couple of questions in hungarian, and it got the right answers... Looks like no human interaction...
Szo
Red Leader Standing By!
I am stunned and thrilled by the Magic 8-Ball. I stand here today grateful that thanks to the miracle of the Internet and simple robotics. I can waste minutes of a boring work day asking about my raise and getting actual answers about it.
-S. Louie
"I may be Love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
Boba Fett should have gone to Endor and had himself an ewok-roast.
I remember hearing somewhere that Lucas admitted after ROTJ that the ewoks were only in there to increase marketing and the sale of little furry toys. I wonder if^W^W^W the same thing is true of Jar Jar.
Someone (maybe me) should write a jar jar-izer along the lines of the Elmer Fudd-izer and the Redneck-izer.
"Meesa read slashdottem all de time fang you very mush. Meesa no like slashers dotters slagging off Lord Lucas of George, heesa creator of all good fings and much fun."
Why is it that many people who claim to support standards have such atrocious spelling and grammar?
>that. In the first film they absolutely hated R2 and
>C3-PO. In the second film they didn't like Yoda and in
>the third one they hated the Ewoks... and now Jar Jar is
>getting accused of the same thing."
What the heck?
I never hated Threepio or Artoo, and Yoda was my hero for years. And fscking George Lucas walks along, tells us they were supposed to get kids to see the movie.
Yoda is a JEDI MASTER, not some kind of clumsy freak creature who can't even talk. He's as full of wisdom as Jar Jar is of shit!
And go see the trailers, do you think they are targeted at an audience of CHILDREN? As somebody already said, the guy is about to forget who made him rich!
--
"The use of COBOL cripples the mind.
Its teaching, therefore, should be
I thought he saved the movie, to be honest. Those
Jedi Knights think they're so smart with their
sabres and their mind tricks. Jar Jar kicked more
arse than they did and got out without a hole in his belly.
But I also think that Darth Maul about as threatening as a sunburned rabbit with explosive
acne, so what do I know.
And the sword-fights sucked. From kendo to
swashbuckling in less than two decades.
Dire.
K.
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How come there's an "open source" entry in the
-- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
Will I get ********.com out in time?
"Better not tell you now"
[repeat question]
Will I get ********.com out in time?
"The answer is no"
Will I get ********.com out with a delay of less than a week?
"Outlook not so good"
I'm just hoping it's giving its opinion on
mail clients.
K.
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How come there's an "open source" entry in the
-- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
When I tried it, the queue was about 30 people. Now it's up to 80. Pretty soon it'll be so long that nobody'll get to see it. I'm glad I caught this early, before the line. It is very cool, although I couldn't quite read my message.
You could ask the well-known linguist Larry Wall whether he have had any success in our industry. :-)
So. George Lucas is, with no thought of the scandal and controversy this will no doubt bring down on his head, taking a firm position in favor of fun.
Yeah george, most people don't think children should play with toys. But not you. You're the exceptional hero man who thinks children should play with toys. Wow. That's really something. I suppose most people also feel it is perfectly okay to steal puppies and beat them, but you are similarly opposed to that, right?
George Lucas. Prefers good to evil, and thinks fun is a good thing for children to have. He is truly, truly truly in the minority for holding these views, but he is not afraid to voice them, so great is his integrity.
Another damned comic
+++ NO CARRIER
I asked:
"Is x^n+xy+y^n factorable for n>2?"
I got:
"My response is no"
Thats one smart 8Ball.
And the robot says: "In the begining was man. Man created all things. Man, with his infinite skill, created machines
When was the last time that a Disney cartoon with a comic sidekick that didn't have an ethnic accent?
Why is that okay?
Is it just me or does GL sound really defensive in this peice?
Has anyone else noticed this:
Try to go buy star wars action figures. What's the only figure you can find? Jar Jar.
Seems to me that everyone thought Jar Jar would be the big seller, but no one wants him. Everyone wants Darth Maul instead. Just try and find him. (marketing guy freaking out : "They want the BAD guy? The BAD guy? No they don't. deep down they really want the cute, loveable Jar Jar Binks. They just don't know it yet") eat me dude.
I'd buy Jar JAr just to blow him up (wher'd I put that M80?)
:)
-geekd
When thousands of total strangers across the internet say "Yeah, I also thought Jar-Jar sounded Jamaican, then you know something's not right. Okay, so Lucas didn't intentionally try to make fun of Jamaicans in his movie, but a man in his position should've been more careful screening for this sort of thing.
>And while we're picking nits: I think the ebay >piece was a link of the day on UF recently.
Yup, it was. And so was the magic 8-ball. Glad I caught both of them before the slashdot effect began...
Has anyone tried that defense in court yet?
Lucas is just miffed because he gave us action figures and found out too late that we wanted a movie instead. And that we have a medium where we can express our views, rather than just shelling out for whatever the spin doctors and pizza boxes tell us to.
I don't plan on seeing the next one, unless I hear (on the Internet!) that he's delivered some interesting characters and a plot for them to participate in.
Nor will I buy any collectibles, for this one or any other.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I thought that it was a play off a Jamacian stereotype before I had heard it online. I think the sound of Jar Jar's accent and the Kettle drums at the end (carribean music -- come on?) made me think that.
I like his if anyone thought that it was racist then they are reflecting their own racism argument. Whooie. I am not sure I found it rascist so much as unimaginative anyways.
I agree that Star Wars is a childrens movie, but saying that the Ewoks and Jar Jar are not too annoying is like saying Microsoft uses fair licensing practices. I am sure all children above the age of 7 agree. Perhaps in the next movie he can have Barney make a cameo? Maybe even have the Teletubbies show up as Jedi Knights...
Slurping away on Darth Maul Taco Bell commemorative glass,
-Modok
Heehee... The only thing wrong is that the "reply to this" link is not in the right font size, Other than that, funniest thing I've seen all day, dude!
Only reason I even caught this is I was running at -1 today.
GL's defense of JarJar is that it is a kids movie.. ok, so what's he going to do about him in the next two? I mean, cute little Anakin is going to betray his friends, betray the mother of his children, betray his "nation", and murder millions.
How are they going to put that on a lunchbox?
Lucas is full of shit. He has no artistic integrity. It could have been a real movie, but it's cartoon dealing with issues that make police dramas look cheery. JarJar is simply the biggest aspect of this flaw.
Maybe Slashdoters should funnel some of their
newly acquired funds into a good spell checker
and a person who actually knows how to spell
people's names.
After a bunch of news items where you misspelled
all sorts of words, this time you even misspelled
Marc's name.
Which brings another point. Slashot needs a spell
check option...
KV
> I don't have a dictionary handy, so I can't :-)
> prove this, but isn't misspelled not a word?
> Perhaps if it were hyphenated, mis-spelled, it
> would be... Dunno... BTW: Webster's doesn't
> count... Oxford English Dictionary only!
Is is, according to Webster. What's wrong with
Webster anyway?
BTW, in case you haven't noticed already, there
is a missing 'e' in the subject. The irony...
KV
If you are using Netscape or IE Macintosh you should hit Shift Reload, this usually gets your ISP to bypass their cache.
What it needs is a Java applet that will read a stream of jpeg images and display them on the screen. Ought to be 5 minutes work for someone that knows what they are doing.
Grab yourself a copy of the data stream, http://8ball.federated.com/8ball-bin/nph-nabber, (a couple lines of text, jpeg, lines of text, jpeg...) and send me the Java. I will credit you on the page and you will be loved all round the world by the destiny denied IE windows users.
I'll promise to keep the images at 320x240 if that makes life easier.
It works fine in IE 4.0 Macintosh. Its only IE for windows that is missing suitable support.
Now perhaps we can apologize to the gentle readers and continue the normal civilized, informed discussions which have been Slashdot's hallmark.
They will learn to influence the internet opinion as well. The faked fan sites are only the beginning. In a $15million marketing budget there is plenty of room to hire 100 professional internet hype generators for a month. They can hang out on all the hot forums, channels, and newsgroups and sow the carefully crafted and orchestrated hype in the weeks before and after the opening.
Is so!
The spin and shake takes 3 seconds, I allow an additional 5 for settling, but it usually settles much faster. The first second of shaking is a 360 degree roll, the remaining two are jiggling back and forth through about 70 degrees, so the destiny icosahedron is already up by the glass when the shaking stops, it just has to get off the edge.
And for fingers, the 8 ball does need to get dusted now and again and sometimes when people are in front of my desk talking to me they will give it a jostle when its on an edge. Destiny assistants.
I'm glad the 8 ball could be of assistance with your, uh, question.
The 8-ball cycle time can handle 400+ desitinys per hour, needless to say it is pegged. 36 minutes after slashdot posting the queue was 65 people deep, the system load went over the watchdog limit and the ever vigilant watchdog rebooted the server. Bad dog. Bad.
The 8-ball is going to start shunning people at a queue depth of 30 to protect itself.
As a side note, IE 4.0 does not support the animated JPEG files it sends. Not that anyone here ever installed IE willingly...
Hrmm...lets see...I run Linux to do all my work, but I use Windows and I need the web, its IE all the way. Quick and stable, unlike Netscape. I wish NS could produce such a product. Remeber, Slashdot is "News for Nerds." Not Linux/*BSD nerds, not Windows nerds, not Mac nerds...just nerds. Save your generalizations for #linux.
Sorry about the random harshish response, but lately the slashdot community has been very intolerant of non-Linux people. Its really quite a shame too...this forum has much possibility of people coming together to have real intellectual discussions, but instead we have trolls who think that their preferences are The One True Way(tm).
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I'll have to disagree with you on this one.
Personally, I think most of the problems that we're seeing in the realm of IT could be solved by having techies with a more well-rounded education.
Besides, having a non-technical education does not preclude having an understanding of the technical realm. It merely enables you to bring a different perspective to the game, and may enable you to make a contribution that is radically different, rather than just squeezing a few more FPS of performance out of your video card.
--sugarman--
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We're going down, in a spiral to the ground
My favortie Lucas quote:
"He said: 'I wish there was a world where
nobody had to get paid and people could just
do things for free but they don't. All the tens
of thousands of people that make the toys
and the films, they all have to pay their bills
and so they demand to be paid.'"
*cough* *hack* Oh, sorry. I didn't realize that Phantom Menace Colgate (tm), Band-Aids (tm), Kleenex (tm) and Pencil Toppers (tm) were paying someone's rent. Silly me. I'll be sure to run right out and buy some more, then. Meesa thinks George needs to re-read those licensing contracts a little more closely. Where exactly does a percentage of every blessed Darth Maul (tm) pizza go, anyhow? Betcha my local pizza dude (tm) isn't seeing a piece of that pie (sorry).
Ahhhhh... mass merchandising and hype... the real Dark Side.
- m
Are you? A movie is completely different than a piece of software, you either like it or you don't... Not to mention that it's only $7.50! I know I know, you have a fat ass and you had to get that $5.00 popcorn, and $3.00 soda, so that brings the cost up to $15.50! But really the popcorn and soda is your fault, if you hadn't eaten like a pig your whole life you wouldn't have needed it.
If $7.50 is a problem for you, maybe you need a new job! Besides, you really didn't have to take the risk of not liking the film, if $7.50 is just so much money for you...
The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient... - High Road to China
With all due respect to the redoubtable Commodore, that's a misleading thing to say. Lucas blames the internet for the idea that GL is a racist for having made JarJar the way he was. He does not say "well, if people on the internet were nicer, then jar jar wouldn't have been such a crappy character." Nope, jar jar's annoyingness -- I'll admit to never having seen racism in the character -- was all GL's fault ("assuming" he had complete control), as far as GL says; it's the 'net reaction that GL thought sucked.
And while we're picking nits: I think the ebay piece was a link of the day on UF recently.
"Oh, I hope he doesn't give us halyatchkies," said Heinrich.
Interesting how propaganda has toned down, at least temporarily, their references to JFK in light of what's happened to his son, but the Dealey Plaza Museum (live webcam from the book depository) is still going strong, and if anything, that's much creepier than what goes on at propaganda.
"Oh, I hope he doesn't give us halyatchkies," said Heinrich.
I disagree. I have a friend who's Jamaican. I've seen the move. There's no real comparison. Sure, some of the more slurred words kinda sound similar, but not really. Did anyone accuse the rest of those creatures of sounding Jamaican? Did the fat King sound Jamaican. Nah. Neither did JarJar. A couple people posted such, and in everyone's haste to jump on the bandwagon, make some kind of controversial statement, and sound like they knew what they were talking about- this thing blew way outta proportion.
There's no stereotype there. Just enjoy the freakin' movie.
Kinda like Moe, but just a little more Kool
A few weeks ago director Barry Sonnenfield was blaming the internet because of the negative reaction his film "Wild Wild West" was getting
As always, blame the messenger.
Is it me or has anyone else become addicted to the magic 8 ball ? The way it seems to be able to predict the right answer with a simple 'yes', 'no', or the occaisional 'maybe'... it's just too good...
-"Does my life suck ?"
-"My sources point to no."
-"Will I get laid next week (;-)"
-"Yes"
*Brilliant*
>Not that anyone here ever installed IE willingly ...
Wrong
Civilized discussion? Hmm, didn't know they had that on Slashdot, I seem to get flamed everytime I mention that Microsoft isn't all that bad. Anyway, I apoligize.
the 8 ball has been slashdotted all hell has broken loose
It has been statistically shown that helmets increase the risk of head injury.
jar jar sucking has nothing to do with the internet. He was annoying. The whole movie I wanted him to die. I liked c3po and r2d2. I thought the ewalks were sligtly annoying but jar jar was just pushing it. He wasn't funny at all. He was just a moron. No George the internet didn't make jar jar suck, you did.
It has been statistically shown that helmets increase the risk of head injury.
So what if Jar Jar sounds Jamaican and happens to have dreadlock-like ears? So what if the flying junk dealer could be a southeast Asian carpet dealer if you closed your eyes? Hollywood has been casting cultural stereotypes for years. This doesn't make them racist, it just means they are exagerating reality a little. And with animated critters it just seems natural to exagerate reality a lot.
Besides, I get really tired of aliens with perfect English. Have you ever tried to invent an accent that doesn't sound like something from earth? I've worked on in a few time, and it almost always comes out sounding like some existing accent done poorly. No, I don't think that this is one of Lucas's failings. There's plenty else to criticize him about.
Like the fact that Jar Jar is a pathetic and non-sypathetic poor excuse for a marionette. I hate it when characters succeed BECAUSE of their faults.
Wake up - the future is arriving faster than you think.
The settle time is too short compared to a control 8-ball, and in one of the jpgs, I saw a finger.
As a side note, IE 4.0 does not support the animated JPEG files it sends. Not that anyone here ever installed IE willingly ...
rbb
OB 8-ball story: Once, I asked it if I was going to have sex that year. (It was a slow year.) It said YES. That very night, Boom.
The 8-ball NEVER LIES!
Would there be a web browser for Linux if...
Hehe
There are 11 types of people in the world: those who understand unary, and those who don't.
I paid good money to watch that movie, and it seemed that for near 25% of the two hours or so I was in that theater I was rediscovering my primal instinct to kill the weak-minded (in this case Jar-jar).
It was an experience that I did not enjoy.
It was similar to that scene in Saving Private Ryan where the one weak-minded person gets everyone killed. Luckily THIS was a children's movie and there were fewer lives lost.
Point is: I PAID to see that movie. If I don't like it (or extremely dislike it) I have as much a right to say so as a customer of mine would to complain to me.
You wouldn't say: get really good at programming, marketing, or something else useful to Microsoft to get Gates' ear in time for Windows 2002. You would complain and complain and if MS didn't take your complaints seriously you would seriously consider the alternatives.
--Tim
There are 11 types of people in the world: those who understand unary, and those who don't.
The flamebait reply to my comment got moderated down but the sensible reply to the flame got moderated up, making it seem like I was the flaming looser. Oh well...
Thanks to the person who defended me BTW...
Tim
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There are 11 types of people in the world: those who understand unary, and those who don't.
A few weeks ago director Barry Sonnenfield was blaming the internet because of the negative reaction his film "Wild Wild West" was getting, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised at Lucas' outburst. After all, if the net can be blamed for everything from school shootings to the decline of Western Civilization then Hollywood directors can line up to cane it when people think their film blows goats. Btw, I *liked* Phantom Menace--it had a few problems but those + Jar Jar didn't wreck the movie for me. And I don't find Jar-Jar racist at all--annoying, perhaps, with a wee too much bad Jerry Lewis in him, but tolerable. As for Wild Wild Waste, forget it. Ah, well-just give Jar-Jar better lines and put Leo DiCaprio in the Anakin role and Ep. II will make me happy camper. ______________________________
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Too bad I missed that eBay item! It was always my goal to get a sweatshop started in my early twenties. I really had my eye on the kid with the large melon.
;)
Oh well, maybe a similar item will come up for bid
"You tried you best and faile miserably. The lesson is, never try," Homer J. Simpson
People I know who don't go on the internet(yes there are some ;) hate JarJar, so I think its just his stupidness and not the internet to blame.
All you Jar Jar bashers are forgetting one very important point (as annoying as he may be to most of us). Star Wars is made for K-I-D-S. Not old people like us bashing him. Kids like Jar Jar, and I think as a kid I would have been pretty dissappointed if I was always hearing my parents and practically all adults going about how much that fucking Chewbacca kept annoying them and how they hated him so. It's a kids movie, try to keep that in mind next you time you watch it, and watch it through childs eyes, thats the way it was meant to be watched.
"The obvious is that which is least understood and most difficult to prove." -- A fortune cookie