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Evidence for a Flat Universe?

mattorb writes "The New York Times [free reg.req.] has an interesting article about a recent cosmological experiment whose results rather strongly imply a flat (omega equals 1) universe. Basically, the authors measured the scale of small variations in the cosmic microwave background, which yields strong constraints on allowed cosmologies. The abstract from the preprint (off LANL astro-ph) is here. Caveats: this is a preprint -- meaning that it hasn't been refereed yet. Also, questions are always raised about the precision of such "angular power spectrum" measurements -- who knows if this result will hold up. But it's an interesting thing to talk about."

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  1. yes... by Zurk · · Score: 4

    but do we fall off if we sail to the edge ?

    1. Re:yes... by QuMa · · Score: 2

      Only if we do a sketch about deceased parrots first.

  2. Flat by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

    I have always wondered about this idea. It is an idea that keeps coming up more and more. It is just hard to imagine a FLAT universe...

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    1. Re:Flat by Ozzy · · Score: 2

      Not actually flat. It means that the Omega Constant is 1, and the universe will slow it's expansion but never come to a halt.

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    2. Re:Flat by Ozzy · · Score: 1

      Not actually flat. It means that the Omega Constant is 1, and the universe will slow it's expansion but never come to a halt.

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    3. Re:Flat by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Gotcha! I understand the whole point now....But doesn't there have to be an end somewhere? Or, is there no such thing as nothing...How can there be nothing..

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    4. Re:Flat by Ozzy · · Score: 1

      Not really, the universe will continue expanding infinitely and eventually everything will cool and become a dark, endless void.

      Not too happy a scenario :)

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    5. Re:Flat by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      Not really, the universe will continue expanding infinitely and eventually everything will cool and become a dark, endless void.


      Wronggg! That's Omega1. In a flat universe the expansion slows asymptotically, so it has a maximum size that it never quite reaches. Thus, cooling also slows; the universe as a whole can only cool as it expands, so if there is a maximum size then there is also a minimum temperature. However, entropy does increase so the local temperature differences get all smoothed out. When there are no more energy gradients, you can't do any work.

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    6. Re:Flat by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Damn HTML disappeared my relation. What I typed was: "Wronggg" That's Omega less than 1."

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    7. Re:Flat by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      BUT, doesn't cool mean that molecules are closer together?

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    8. Re:Flat by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      No, "cool" means they aren't moving about so much.

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    9. Re:Flat by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Ah bugger, I pressed the button too quickly.

      Temperature is a function of both the average energy of the particles (in the case of molecules this is generally kinetic energy) and the number of these energised particles per unit volume. When a volume expands and pressure remains constant, temperature goes down as the energy per unit volume decreases.

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    10. Re:Flat by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      ahh, thats it...pardon my idiotness(tm) heh :)

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    11. Re:Flat by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

      Not quite. If you've taken Calculus, you should know that something can expand in a way that slows asymptotically, yet still approach infinite size. Take the function ln(x), for example.
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    12. Re:Flat by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      Ah but as every mathematician knows, there are different sizes of infinity. An asymptotically approached infinity isn't as big as an exponentially approached infinity.

      I'm really just arguing for the sake of it.

      You may well be right about this, but it seems to me that if the density and expansion energy of the Universe are exactly balanced then KE+PE=0 and a finite separation is approached.

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  3. ... by Signal+11 · · Score: 1
    Gee, so if we eventually build a inter-planetary space ship, we'd better be on the lookout not to fall off the end of the universe... *snicker*

    The concept of a "flat earth" was discredited shortly after the Roman empire fell. Besides, wouldn't this completely invalidate the big bang theory? I mean, if something explodes, it does so spherically(sp?) - not like a flat disk. Perhaps I'm missing something here... that just seems to stupid to have come from any sane scientist.


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    1. Re:... by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      minor correction - I should have hit preview first...(sigh)... people still thought the world was flat when columbus discovered america... my appologies to the history buffs...
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    2. Re:... by mengmeng · · Score: 1

      Um... no... the truth is, scientists and philosophers had known the earth was round since the times of the ancient greeks. Probably first discovered by Thales of Miletus, who lived around 600 BC. Eratosthenes, who lived around 200 BC, even made a rather accurate measurement of the circumference of the Earth. The only ones who preach that Columbus discovered the earth was round are those who like to think of him as a saint that could do no wrong.

    3. Re:... by javainsomniac · · Score: 1
      well actually the big bang theory was descredited about 5 years ago. The doppler effect theory it was based on was proved to be uncontinuous across the stars that were "moving". Instead there is a group of physicists, including Stephen Hawkins, that are basing the origin of our universe on sound waves, and they figure they will have a complete theory in another 15 years on our true cosmology!

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    4. Re:... by jacobm · · Score: 2

      Saying "the evidence doesn't support our theory, therefore the evidence is wrong" is what scientists get frustrated by non-scientists doing. We can measure (apparently) the thickness of the universe- if that doesn't jive with the big bang theory, then the big bang theory needs to be adjusted to take into account the evidence, NOT (and NEVER EVER EVER) the other way around.

      Remember also that the Big Bang theory is somewhat more speculative than many other theories we work with. It's like doing an eight-term Taylor series for a function around 0, and then evaluating it at -8,000,000,000: better than nothing, but you'd have to be crazy to expect it to be exactly right.

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    5. Re:... by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      Did I say that the data was wrong?
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    6. Re:... by jacobm · · Score: 2

      Sounded that way to me.

      "... I mean, if something explodes, it does so spherically(sp?) - not like a flat disk. Perhaps I'm missing something here... that just seems to stupid to have come from any sane scientist."

      Which sounds to me like, "The Big Bang theory obviously means that we should ignore more direct evidence."

      Perhaps I'm misunderstanding what you're saying? I think I must be, considering your response...

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    7. Re:... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... what he was saying is: The big bang theory must be wrong.

    8. Re:... by Woodlark · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... could you post some textevd for this? Some links would be really nice.

      I ask, because I just recently did a 10 minute oral report on the origin of the universe and the nature of space-time, and my partner and I based our report heavily on Stephen Hawking's book, A Brief History of Time, the 1998 reprint, and it didn't mention anything about the Doppler effect being discontinuous, nor this new method of sound wave detection. He did mention he was working on a theory where the big bang discontinuity didn't exist because it was continuous in complex time, or something along those lines.

      To reiterate, sources please?

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    9. Re:... by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      well actually the big bang theory was descredited about 5 years ago. The doppler effect theory it was based on was proved to be uncontinuous across the stars that were "moving". Instead there is a group of physicists, including Stephen Hawkins, that are basing the origin of our universe on sound waves, and they figure they will have a complete theory in another 15 years on our true cosmology!

      What kind of comics have you been reading? I don't think you've understood a word about anything. The man's name is Stephen Hawking, not Hawkins; he has not rejected the big bang, it is still the dominant theory of cosmogony, and he is not "basing the origin of the Universe on sound waves" or anything like it.

      How unfortunate it is that humans should be able to speak and write without necessarily possessing any higher brain functions. I apologise to all here for trolling this guy, but my goodness, What a complete twit.

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    10. Re:... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the reason is invalid anyway. A "flat" universe in this context means uniform in 4-space, not 3-space. The universe is still a sphere in 3-space.

    11. Re:... by javainsomniac · · Score: 1
      ok first, i don't like being considered a "twit" because i'm not...however you made me research this subject more intensively (maybe i should thank your insult) and came up with a better answer. "A few months ago astronomers announced a major discovery. Perhaps you saw it in the news. Slight ripples of matter have been detected in space, which astronomers believe are the original building blocks of the universe. They say it confirms the Big Bang theory. " this proves both answers...sound and big bang and this is what stephen hawkingS is working on in germany with a whole flock of physicists. but once more DON'T INSULT ME!!!!

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    12. Re:... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A flat universe doesnt make sense, if we studdy our natural laws we can find that things/objecs always "want to be" in a circle way. But the universe can still be flat, if we check a football for example we find that the surface is still flat, and the surface could be the flat universe that we observes, and in our world with only 3-ways to go we are not allowed to move in direction "Anakata" that is in the middle of the globe, this is just one theory about how a flat universe can exist, and how a 4-dimensions space (excluding time) could be. Normaly we take notice from what we can se and feel, but thats maybe not the right way when we want to now more about our universe.

  4. #$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by derobert · · Score: 1
    There went my plans send MicroSoft to the other side of the universe quickly by going through the middle... now we'll have to wait a little longer. Ak. Awefull! Or maybe -- just maybe -- they'll fall off the edge :)

    Also takes out some good sci-fi plots, unfortunately.

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    1. Re:#$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by Woodlark · · Score: 1

      There went my plans send MicroSoft to the other side of the universe quickly by going through the middle... now we'll have to wait a little longer.

      Actually, you could try to send them through a wormhole... the gravitational changes of trying to send MS through would cause the wormhole to collapse. Nobody is quite sure what would happen then, just that it wouldn't be good. :)

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    2. Re:#$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking moron. It's Microsoft, not MicroSoft.

      I hate fucking idiots who are obsessed with capitalization and think, "Gee. I don't think I've capitalized enough in this sentence. Hmm. Let's choose something to capitalize."

      I hate you.

    3. Re:#$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you have to take into account that a black hole exists in every manager's head, a complete void of all reasoning, sucking in creative ideas never to be seen again, so Microsoft is no exception, and they have hundreds of ideas.

      So the solution isn't to send Microsoft through a wormhole, but to call a company wide staff meeting.

    4. Re:#$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually its MiCr0$hIt

    5. Re:#$#$%#$$$%$%!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it really sucks when people capitalize things that don't need to be. Then it's no longer english, and becomes unreadable. So they've wasted your time. Not to mention that it makes your monitor consume more power refreshing those extra pixels. Damn that moron. Oh yeah, it also kills dogs and sheep and causes earthquakes and other verious bad things. (sarcasm)

  5. Whoa... by Issue9mm · · Score: 1

    Okay, suffice it to say, my brain isn't at all suited for this type of information, so feel more than free to correct all the mistakes I'm about to make.

    Also, be patient, I'm still trying to soak up the article...

    Okay, wasn't it the Third Law of Thermodynamics that stated that eventually all motion would slow to a stop, and (at least in my interpretation) all systems would eventually just, spin down? Isn't this "cosmological constant" in complete opposition to that theory? It seems to me, and always has seemed to me, that things slow down, each orbiting object crashes into the object it's orbiting, ie: moon crashes into earth, earth crashes into sun, sun crashes into whatever it's orbiting, etc, until everything was back at one point in the universe, until we had another big bang...

    Given that (probably fscked up) derivation on a principle, how does this work if we're constantly moving further away from the object we came from? Does this mean that if everything does end back up all in one place that it will be different place? Or that we will not ever be pulled back into one place?

    Help?

    1. Re:Whoa... by Ats · · Score: 1
      Well, the third (or whichever) law of thermodynamics doesn't really say anything about gravitation. It just says that entropy tends to increase. Entropy is a measure of the number of ways in which a system can be so that it looks the same. For example, if you have a ball on a table, the ball will have some (gravitational) potential energy with respect to the floor. When the ball falls from the table it will eventually come to rest on the floor. The potential energy has changed into heat, which is highly unordered kinetic energy of molecules. So the energy has changed into a form in which it can be in more states. It is extremely unlikely, in _practice_ impossible, that the molecules would suddenly start bumping back into each other so that the ball would start jumping higher and higher off the floor and back on the table.

      Hmm, in cosmic inflation (I think), a cosmological constant, which would push things apart from each other would not decrease entropy, because there are more ways in which things can be separate from each other than close to each other. Imagine you are eating a bag of candy on a space station in zero gravity. If you accidentally tear the bag apart, the candy will randomly wander into all possible directions and it is unlikely that it will go back into the bag again.

      So entropy is only a measure of the probability of different things happening, and in a way thermodynamics just says that the most probable things are likely to happen.

    2. Re:Whoa... by tgd · · Score: 2

      Almost without exception, all physics developed pre-quantum dynamics are only true in certain specialized circumstances, in average, on bodies over a certain mass.

      That explanation (and in fast the physics typically taught in school) leaves out 99% of what we really know, and are basically just plain wrong.

      The only science (IMGO) taught worse in school than evolutionary theory is physics. THey still try to teach people that, for a big example, the angle that light reflects off a mirror is same as the angle it hits a mirror at (ie, if a light source is 30 degrees above the mirror, its reflected light is reflected at 30 degrees) -- which is blatently wrong, has been proven wrong countless times, and is still taught to students.

    3. Re:Whoa... by esperandus · · Score: 1
      Okay, wasn't it the Third Law of Thermodynamics that stated that eventually all motion would slow to a stop, and (at least in my interpretation) all systems would eventually just, spin down?


      No. Since energy stays constant and thde size of the universe (if closed) will never get to infinity, the energy (whether it is in the form of the kinetic energy you speak of, E=mc^2, or whatever) will just get less dense as the universe expands. The cosmological constant is a force (not completely explained) that, in a snese, helps the third law along: By forcing the expansion of the universe, it prevents a return to order that the recollapse of everything would be.


      Check out Hawking on black holes and the increase of entropy that they create...much of the information applies. (the articles are linked from his hompepage at cambridge).(Link)

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  6. Manyfold? by Ozzy · · Score: 1

    This to me has seemed to be the most elegant and probable value of the Omega constant.

    If this is valid, then it raises the question, Which iteration of Big Bang -> Big Crunch are we in? Or are there infinite iterations? It raises many intriguing twists in the physics of time and space. This fits nicely with the previous /. article on manyfold universe theory.

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    1. Re:Manyfold? by Emptydan · · Score: 1

      I am always suspicious when scientists take elegance into account in their analysis of data. It doesn't bother me as long as they don't allow it to turn into bad science, though, which I doubt it does.

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    2. Re:Manyfold? by Woodlark · · Score: 1

      This to me has seemed to be the most elegant and probable value of the Omega constant.

      If this is valid, then it raises the question, Which iteration of Big Bang -> Big Crunch are we in?

      You seem to be slightly confused. If the omega constant = 1, the Universe will expand much faster than the gravitational attraction of its mass can pull it in, and will eventually reach a condition known as "heat death" where it will have effectively zero density.

      Imagine you had a finite number of particles (the Universe has a finite ammount of mass/energy) and put them in an infinitely large room. By Newton's third law (entropy increases), these particles will spread further and further apart until they're evenly spread over the room. Since the room approaches infinity, their density approaches zero.

      Now then, if the Universe's rate of expansion were lower than the critical rate to avoid recollapse, we might have the oscillating Universe you refer to.

      In the course of my research, I have found that the scenario scientist's find most probable is the one where the universe expands just slightly above the critical rate to avoid recollapse, and its expansion has a limit, so the Universe is virtually in a steady state.

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    3. Re:Manyfold? by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Which iteration of Big Bang -> Big Crunch are we in? Or are there infinite iterations?

      No no no! Omega=1, a flat universe, means no "big crunch", and no "iterations". The universe we are in would have just one epoch of expansion (punctuated by inflation) from big bang to infinity, with the expansion eventually slowing to an infinitesimal rate but never completely stopping.

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    4. Re:Manyfold? by hypatia · · Score: 1

      I am always suspicious when scientists take elegance into account in their analysis of data.

      Yes, of course.

      But isn't it interesting when things do turn out to be elegant? Why?

      This is one of the great problems in the philosophy of mathematics - it's nice in itself, but why so generally applicable?

      See Indispensability Arguments in the Philosophy of Mathematics.

  7. Rubber Sheet Theory by blazin · · Score: 0

    I don't know if that's the correct name for it, but it sounds like this rubber sheet theory may be correct. It's basically where the entire universe is a flat rubber sheet, and all the planets, stars and other heavenly bodies cause the sheet to have indentions based on the mass of the body. That's where we get gravity in space.

    On the other hand, maybe the universe is like a big sheet of paper and it's only a matter of time until God folds us up like a plane and throws us away. Maybe He's got a circular file too.

    1. Re:Rubber Sheet Theory by Wah · · Score: 2

      rubber sheet theory may be correct.

      It's more like a 3-d dimensional rubber goo theory. All this data shows is that parellel lines won't intersect, EVER.


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    2. Re:Rubber Sheet Theory by F2F · · Score: 1

      Well, two parallel lines will never intersect with omega > 1 too :) However the distance between them will grow..

      You cited the saddle above, I suppose you would agree with me.

  8. Uh... what does this mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would someone mind giving this dumb high school student the background physics necessary to understand the article? :-)

    Thanks in advance.

    1. Re:Uh... what does this mean? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Do some research. Not that difficult..

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  9. Wrong "flat" by Wah · · Score: 3

    flat in this sense just means not curved. It has nothing to do with edges. It just means that two straight lines parallel to each other with NEVER intersect, extended throughout time and space. Basically the Universe isn't in a snow-globe, it just is.

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    1. Re:Wrong "flat" by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. =) I really despise /. posting NYT stories - I can't access them because I'm behind a firewall and NYT never lets me in. Well, basically they're saying that the universe is defined on a 3d plane. Okay, well... I don't have the background to disagree with them, so I won't.
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    2. Re:Wrong "flat" by Maurice · · Score: 2

      Actually parallel lines intersect at infinity. Imagine how cluttered infinity must be then with all those lines meeting there.

    3. Re:Wrong "flat" by el.lelande · · Score: 1

      Nah. Infinity's smart enough to assemble them all in the form of one basic meeting poing.

    4. Re:Wrong "flat" by dburton · · Score: 1

      You are partially correct. What they really should have said instead of flat is "euclidean". That is, a space in which: For any simplex of dimension one less than the space itself and a point not on said simplex, there is exactly one simplex which contains the point and does not intersect the first simplex. What this means is that parallel lines stay parallel. The other primary options are Reimann (in which there are no parallel lines; all straight lines meet at some point) and Lobachevskian (sp?) (in which for any simplex and point not on the simplex (blah blah blah) there exists an infinite number of simplexes containing the point an not intersecting the first simplex. Euclidean geometry is the one we are all used to. The angles in a triangle add to 180 degrees, etc. Two dimensional Riemann geometry is sort of like being on the outside of a sphere, and two dimensional Lobachevskian goemetry is sort of like being on the inside of a sphere. For quite some time, many scientists were convinced that the universe was a four-dimensional Lobachevskian space (which would happen to appear as a Euclidean space in confined local areas if the curvature is low enough)

  10. what this means by rongou · · Score: 1

    What this means is that the universe is going to expand forever, so there is no big crunch, there is no "Omega Point", and there is no God.

    Of course, you have to believe in Frank Tipler first to draw that conclusion.

    1. Re:what this means by Greg+Lindahl · · Score: 1

      You don't get it. Omega 1 means the universe expands forever.

    2. Re:what this means by dgris · · Score: 1

      I don't think that omega == 1 indicates perpetual expansion.

      If omega == 1 then the universe will eventually reach a point of balance and neither expand nor contract any further. This is the flat universe discussed in the article. I think this implies the Big Freeze, but my physics is a little rusty.

      If omega < 1 then the universe will expand forever. This corresponds to the Big Freeze scenario.

      If omega > 1 then the universe will eventually recollapse under its own gravitational weight. This is the Big Crunch scenario.

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    3. Re:what this means by Greg+Lindahl · · Score: 1

      Oh great, Slashdot ate my less than sign.

  11. Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

    But the question remains...Is there such thing as nothing? Or IS there an end? DOes it just keep going?

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    1. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Ozzy · · Score: 1

      The universe had a beginning, the big bang. But if Omega does = 1 then it will have no end, and there can be no nothing.(hrmm)

      There has never been nothing in the universe, before the big bang, there was the superparticle which existed in some exotic space. We can't really know what was in that space because we have no way of observing it.

      If there was anything else, it means that there must be many universes, or other dimensions. No one really knows what existed prior to the big bang. We have to know that to say conclusively if there is a nothing before the universe or outside the universe.

      Oh wait, there is a nothing...rent the Neverending Story... :)

      The answer is 42!

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    2. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      I just have a hard time swallowing the big bang

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    3. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by QuMa · · Score: 3

      I think we al would have a hard time doing that, just think about how hot it is!

    4. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Might burn my tongue :)

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    5. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by swift2000 · · Score: 1

      You can experience this for yourself at a good Indian restaurant; order the "Hot" curry.

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    6. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Korean food is also quite hot...and good :)

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    7. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by terrisus · · Score: 1

      As far as the big bang goes, i happen to believe in God. However, putting my religious beliefs aside for a second, what that comes down to (in very simple terms) "You either have to believe a omniscient being always existed, or that a big hunk of matter floating in space always existed". Personally, even putting aside my religion, I find it rather hard to believe that there just always "was" this big piece of matter hanging around in "nothing", and just one day felt like exploding. and of course, that would bring up the questions "where did this matter come from" "What was it in before it exploded if it made everything" and all those other sorts of things.

    8. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Just to argue both points....Something had to of created God, and "something" had to create the mass...Am I right?

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    9. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by terrisus · · Score: 1

      well, as i said, one of them had to "always have existed". you cant (in my mind) get something when NOTHING else existed. if one believes in a God, one can believe he created everything else. If one doesnt, then one has to assume that a bunch of matter was "always there". in either event, one has to take as fact that one of the two "always was". unless one believes that "nothing" can produce "something", but I'm going on the assumption that isnt the case

    10. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by ralphclark · · Score: 5

      Stephen Hawking's view is that there is no "Before the big bang". It's a meaningless concept; exactly like saying "Further North than the North Pole". That is, 4-dimensional spacetime is tightly curved near the singularity.

      Likewise, there is no "outside the universe". Imagine being an ant trapped inside a sealed jar. You could walk around the inner surface of the glass forever, perhaps often inadvertently returning to your starting point, but there is no edge or opening you can reach which leads to the outside. If the jar has a hole, that's almost analogous to a wormhole leading outside of our universe - but it's not good to push an analogy too far ;o)

      I'm not too keen on the superparticle idea. It's not really in favour any more, it was only mooted because no-one really had any better ideas.

      The inflation theories which also predicted this "flat" result are compatible with a wide range of starting conditions.

      One idea is that our universe is a so-called "baby" universe which has budded off another, older region of spacetime when some small domain in that original continuum underwent inflation. But this is ontologically unsatisfying because all it does is postpone the question. Where did the "parent" universe come from? Back to square one.

      Well, either it always existed, or it too was a baby of some other preceding parent, and so on and so on, perhaps infinitely far back into the past. Perhaps there was no beginning, there has always been a universe endlessly spawning children.

      But I did hear one speculation as part of a lecture about inflation, and this one is really cool:

      "Before" there was just this timeless, dimensionless void. Not like spacetime, which has both dimension and duration. And not really "before": in the sense that this nothing could be said to have any existence at all, it "always" exists.

      Anyway; in this void there was a quantum fluctuation. A fluctuation in what? Consider that in a void without time or space there can be no mass or energy and basically no physics at all of any kind. But there is an obscure branch of quantum theory which claims that quantum probability is the most fundamental aspect of reality, more closely related to abstract mathematics and information theory than anything crudely physical.

      So: there was an infinitesimally small but still finite probability that anything could exist. To say that something can happen in such a realm is to be certain that it does happen. In the sense that anything could be said to "happen" at all. I imagine that events which are more likely happen more frequently then less likely events.

      There was finite probability that a blob of matter/energy could exist, and so it did exist. And in springing into existence, it generated time and space before it because matter/energy needs something to exist in. Since the spacetime was created on demand from nothing, so to speak, the blob would initially have (near)zero dimension and thus (near) infinite density and temperature. It thus expands rapidly, cooling as it goes...and the universe is born.

      Some short time later a critical temperature is reached, a phase transition takes place and the new universe inflates rapidly creating much, much more matter as it goes. The initial seed that popped into existence doesn't have to be very big at all; virtually all of the present mass of the universe was supposedly created during inflation, according to the theory.

      An inevitable consequence of the theory is that what can happen once can happen an infinite number of times. There would be an infinite number of alternative universes created out of the void in a similar way, but they need have no connection of any kind to this one or to each other.

      What is most interesting of all is that when you examine the concept of the original void, you find that what you are looking at doesn't have any "real" existence at all, it is merely an abstract mathematical space of pure probability. In fact, it is the space of all possible universal wave functions and our universe is the instantiation of one of these.

      The universes that spring from it are all merely possible universes. None are real in any universally objective sense because there is no external platform from which a universally objective measurement can be made. Our universe only exists from the point of view of its inhabitants. Or, to put it another way, to talk of "instantiation" of any universal wave function is meaningless. The wave function is simply a potential for existence, and all possible wave functions are equally valid. Within the context of the void, "exists" is indistinguishable from "could exist". All universes that could exist therefore do exist, within their own frame of reference.

      To make such statements is all meaningless philosophical speculation of course. You simply can't describe the nature of existence and reality in conventional human terms. It only make sense when you look at it from a quantum theory standpoint.

      Pah. Sorry, I could go on like this all night and get nowhere. Time to press the "submit" button...

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      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    11. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      maybe god created the mass or out of the mass came god....

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    12. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by giggab00 · · Score: 1

      I think this question is best left to the philosophers and their pot-head psychonaut counterparts. ;) Don't want to steal their way of life now...
      As a philosophy major, I insist you cease pondering this topic immediately! HALT! =P

    13. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by giggab00 · · Score: 1

      "well, as i said, one of them had to "always have existed". you cant (in my mind) get something when NOTHING else existed"

      Lets sidetrack back into the real of physic for a second (well, more like metaphysic), there's this thing called 'Vacuum Genesis'. Go have a look at a website somewhere; extraordinarly provoking. Well, if you're willing to be that open anyway.

    14. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Explain a little

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    15. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by SomeOne2 · · Score: 1

      Since god (if he exists) is not part of out universe he is also not part of time. So no one has to create him because there simply is no "before" (at least not as we know it). Similar there is no time before the big bang, time started there.

    16. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that time has ALWAYS been there. and that it will never end

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    17. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Agh! Read my longest post, why don't you. This question has been answered in more precise and logical terms than you are offering. There are certainly better answers than a big piece of matter hanging around for a period of time and then spontaneously exploding. Sheesh.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    18. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > Stephen Hawking's view is that there is no "Before the big bang". It's a meaningless concept; exactly like saying "Further North than the North Pole". That is, 4-dimensional spacetime is tightly curved near the singularity.

      I think we can safely assume that Stevie knows substantially more about it than I do, but it's still a bothersome question to those of us who are scientifically litterate and want to know: Where did it all come from?

      When you say that it's not fair to ask about "before", the answer may be mathematically corrrect, but it isn't really any more satisfying than attributing it all to some randomly selected tribal diety.

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    19. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the quantum mechanical vacuum - i.e. empty space, "virtual" particle-antiparticle pairs exist in potentia. The wierd thing is, they really do pop in and out of existence, usually for tiny fractions of a second. This has been verified experimentally, by the Casimir effect - if you get two plates really close together, less different types of particles can exist in between them. (no particles with wavelength bigger than the gap between the plates.) Becuase there's more potential for particles on the outside of the plates, the plates get forces together by a tiny amount. This has been measured. Very wierd. But that's not all. If black holes exist, Hawking showed that they slowly evaporate, because sometimes they'll eat only one of the particles from these crazy pairs that wink in and out of existence...

      The point of this, is that this wierd effect /really happens/, so the whole universe could be one big random vacuum fluctuation, with a finite probability of existence. The only reason we're here, in such a model, is because if the universe were different, we wouldn't be here (the anthropic principle.)

    20. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has always been there, in the sense that "always" is defined by time. Since time was created in the big bang, along with the other 3 dimensionas we know and love, it is meaningless to talk of events "before" the big bang.

    21. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So theres probably 20000 Billgates running around somewhere but we can never contact them...

      Or a whole planet full of Traci Lords... where clothing is illegal and porn is the normal diet.

    22. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >As far as the big bang goes, i happen to believe in God.
      So what existed before God?

    23. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      I understand your frustration but it's only because you don't get it. You are assuming, incorrectly, that there is some measure of time which exists independently of the universe. There isn't, anymore than there is space "outside" the universe. Time and space are the universe.

      What Hawking is saying with this assertion is that, looking at the shape of the Universe near the singularity, we see that...

      In his book Hawking drew a 2D diagram of the universe (one dimension of space, one dimension of time). It is something like a "V" as expected. But there is no tip to the triangle, instead it's rounded off and doesn't actually touch the projected position of the singularity. Hence, near the singularity (in time) the shape of spacetime is curved like a hypersphere. If you follow a geodesic back through time to the earliest point, you find yourself at the 4-dimensional equivalent of the North Pole. If you continue without changing direction you will find yourself travelling forward in time again. There is no "earlier" time.

      If you want to know where it might have come from, see my other (longer) post.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    24. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by The_Jazzman · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but is like a scene from a certain book I read as such :

      If the universe is of an infinite size, then no matter how small the chances, a world *exactly* the same as ours must exist, except that in that world the desk I'm sitting at is in fact two feet to the right. And in another, two feet to the left. And in another I'm a big movie star, but in another my latest movie flopped and I end up dead from an overdose...

      Is this the same kind of thing as "before the universe" because even thought the chances are so small, something *must* happen because with infinate chances, no matter the probability, something will happen so...

      ...kind of like if you take an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinte amount of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, one them will eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare.

    25. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is though, that even in a vacuum there is something; namely the laws of physics that would govern the spontaneous creation of, say, an electron-positron pair. Where did they come from?

    26. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by terrisus · · Score: 1

      >>As far as the big bang goes, i happen to believe in God. >So what existed before God? as i said before, one basically either has to assume 1) God "always" existed or 2) "A big hunk of matter" floating in space "always" existed. in either event, one has to accept that one just "always was". needless to say, because our minds can't comprehend such a span of time as "always", it's not exactly something one can comprehend. but if one is assuming that one cant get everything out of nothing (which aparently some people are making a case for), one has to assume that something "always was"

    27. Re:Such Thing as Nothing? by Otto · · Score: 2

      it's still a bothersome question to those of us who are scientifically litterate and want to know: Where did it all come from?

      Perhaps you need to evaluate your question instead.

      In this case, he's given a fairly good explanation. While the question wasn't answered, the question was shown to have no meaning.

      You want to know where it all came from, and in this definition of the universe, it didn't come from anywhere. In all point of fact, the universe could be said to not to exist, except to the people living in it. :-)

      When you say that it's not fair to ask about "before", the answer may be mathematically corrrect, but it isn't really any more satisfying than attributing it all to some randomly selected tribal diety.

      This is true, but why do you assume that your question has any valid answer at all? Why does there need to be a "first cause" of sorts? Is it too much to ask that you accept the existance of the universe and move on? Perhaps it is...

      Do you prefer truth or satisfaction? In this case, it may not be possible to get both.

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  12. Inflation is interesting. by swift2000 · · Score: 1

    Reading the short blurb in the NYT article about inflation intrigued me greatly because it seemed to imply that we now consider the universe to have a defined state before the Big Bang. The implications of this are quite interesting - if one considers the Big Bang to be the beginning of the universe in an absolute sense, with nothing at all before it to explain, one can in a sense simply ignore what brought the Big Bang into being - the very question seems to be undefined. By describing the Big Bang as being initiated by stretching of space caused by interactions of (I assume because of the mention of grand unified theories) super strings, this article caused me to wonder about what that pre-universe world was like, and what its origin was. Can these super strings have always existed, hanging in space, unexplained and unexplainable? This is also sort of related to the notion of space as a bounded entity - in a flat universe, wouldn't that imply that you could leave space? (albeit possibly only if you're massless) Can anyone with a much better knowledge of advanced theoretical physics shed some light on these issues for me, or at least provide further food for thought?

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    1. Re:Inflation is interesting. by mattorb · · Score: 1
      Yep, sure is. I can comment a little on this, though I should mention that I don't know much about attempts to tie string theory into this stuff.

      One plausible way of thinking about the initial inflation comes about if (as this work and others have suggested) the Universe has a non-zero cosmological constant. The profound implication is then that vacuum has a non-zero energy -- people have tried to show that (look for "Cassimir effect" in your favorite search engine), and perhaps succeeded, but the measurements are a little iffy (at least to my knowledge). Anyway, point is that things like to go to their state of lowest energy -- so you can imagine a situation where the initial inflation was caused by a transition to a lower-energy state (our own). (And hey, if you want to keep your kids up late at night with some sci-babble, here's one for you: if we really have a non-zero cosmological constant, then you can argue that the universe could someday undergo a transition to another state -- which would pretty much suck for us.)

      Err, I should clarify. The idea of "big bang as transition between energy states" is NOT dependent on the existence of a non-zero lambda. Some of the implications for what we should find, and for what might happen next, are. Okay, this is quickly surpassing my desire/ability to explain it succintly, so I'm going to quit. Hope that at least provided you "food for thought."

    2. Re:Inflation is interesting. by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      That's a misconception or a misinterpretation; the "before" state is not only undefined, it is in fact as meaningless to talk of a "before" as it is of "North of the North Pole". If you can be bothered, look for my other posts on this article tonight, I just wrote a long one about this particular point.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    3. Re:Inflation is interesting. by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      That's a misconception or a misinterpretation; the "before" state is not only undefined, it is in fact as meaningless to talk of a "before" as it is of "North of the North Pole". If you can be bothered, look for my other posts on this article tonight, I just wrote a long one about this particular point.

      Superstrings are supposed to be topological defects caused by stresses on spacetime as it inflated unevenly (consider how quantum fluctuations in the original matter/energy distribution would have affected the inflation rate, it would not have been precisely uniform).

      "Flat" doesn't imply space is flat like a tabletop, it means that spacetime is unbounded but finite, like the 2-dimensional surface of a sphere (or even more like the 3-dimensional solid surface of a hypersphere).

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    4. Re:Inflation is interesting. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      As an outsider, I observe inflationary hypotheses with a very different kind of interest:

      The big bang was a very elegant theory, but after some outstanding early successes we started seeing problems mapping it to observations, so someone influenced inflation as an epicycle to (pardon the pun) smooth out the fit between theory and data. But as far as I can tell, the original inflationary proposal wouldn't quite do the trick, and since then we've been barraged with an ever-accelerating cycle (pardon the pun!) of revised inflationary hypotheses.

      Clearly, I'm not qualified to evaluate any of this per se, but as an outsider I think to detect all the usual symptoms of a theory that's in trouble. Therefore (and for no other reason) I suspect that the next 10-50 years will see the Big Bang thrown out, or at least transformed beyond recognition, as one of Kuhn's paradigm shifts is played out. (What the new theory will be, I do not claim to know -- after all, I'm not a complete wacko.)

      Remember, you heard it first on /. (unless, of course, you've already heard it elsewhere).

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    5. Re:Inflation is interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you've read Hawking's stuff, it's all very simple if time is an imaginary number - there is no singularity at the start of the universe - it's just like a 4D version of the north pole in 3D - you can keep going north (back in time) but you'll eventually end up going south agian (forward in time). The big bang is just an artifact of the projection system we view the universe in - like perspective drawings of 3D objects on a flat 2D sheet. What is actually a continuous 4D (or possibly n-D) structure merely /appears/ to have a singularity with transluminal early inflation when looked at through our limited 3.5D perception.

  13. Oh no, more science news from non-scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Experimental data suggested for a long time that spacetime is flat or close to being flat. Now it is certainly interesting that the experimental bounds are sharpened, but is it really that interesting that it makes the news on slashdot?

    Oh, but it was on NYT. I forgot that important breakthroughs in science are nowadays published there. They even had that great stuff from Fleischmann and Ponds.

    1. Re:Oh no, more science news from non-scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, recent supernovae redshift data indicate omega!=1. And it wasn't published in NYT, it was submitted to the LANL preprint archive prior to publication. If NYT wants to pick up on it that's their business.

  14. Flat in respect to what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Okay, I have had a quick glance only but might be some here got the notation of "flat" wrong. What is more important to me is the "strong evidence against an open universe", which never seemed never be possible to me.

    At some point even a minor fluktuation should be enough anyway to let an expanding universe collapse. At least less bad than a universe oszillating at the its brink.

    1. Re:Flat in respect to what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the "its brink"?

      -English Nazi

  15. Interesting finding, they sound confident by Wah · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see /. to a follow-up with stories like these. Maybe after the IPO you guys can hire some "researchers" to help with the street cred.

    An interesting discovery but not spectacular. Straight lines go Straight. The Universe is in Balance. Any new age guru could tell you the same, without dem fancy 'puters.

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  16. If the universe is so flat... by Waldo · · Score: 1

    then why are there such large redshifts?

    1. Re:If the universe is so flat... by SIGFPE · · Score: 1

      Flat doesn't imply it's not exapnding. Red shift is caused by expansion.

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  17. Flat? by meni · · Score: 1

    If it is flat, doesn't it mean the universe is two-dimensional?

    1. Re:Flat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They mean flat as in parallel lines never cross.

      In a geometrically "closed" universe, photons of light, initially traveling parallel to each other, would eventually converge, just as lines of longitude on Earth's curved surface meet at the poles.
  18. IMHO by Wah · · Score: 1

    eventually enough black holes get together and reverse the trend (think sine wave) and everything starts to come back together. Eventually everything compresses back into the size of that grapefruit of yore and we bang again (notice the "eventually"s, this takes a long time). I think the "dark(anti?) matter" is part of the equation, and there are probably other parts we don't have a grasp on yet, but a continuing pattern of death and rebirth seems to fit with pretty much everything else in the universe.

    I don't see this NYT article as discrediting my theory, we merely haven't crested the hill yet and it looks like it goes up forever from our limited perspective.

    my $.02(US) (doing very well vs. the Euro BTW)

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    1. Re:IMHO by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      I could see how that would work...but we can never "see" nothing, because if we per se, walked into "nothing" it would be "something" So from our view there isn't nothing.

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    2. Re:IMHO by Joeeeee · · Score: 2

      A flat universe is by definition not a closed universe. This research indicates that the universe is flat and not going to come back together as you suggest. Of course, given that the abstract itself only states "...(W)e find that the overall fractional energy density of the universe, Omega, is constrained to be 0.85 Omega 1.25 at the 68% confidence level." It seems whether the universe is open or closed is not really determined. The research only determined that the universe is "closer" to be closed than our observations currently indicate.

    3. Re:IMHO by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      So if you are walking, and you reach that point, would it be like hitting a glass window? And you just can't go any farther?

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    4. Re:IMHO by Wah · · Score: 2

      no, I think this says, "By the time you could see the horizon a new one will exist beyond it."

      You can't get outside the Universe. Doing so causes a core dump.

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    5. Re:IMHO by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Thats kinda neat, Then I can make my own plot on the universe, and name it for myself :)

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    6. Re:IMHO by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      Yep. Then you see a door marked "EXIT", God talks to you for a while, and you take a bow and leave.
      The credits roll, and you are horrified to see that you were played by Jim Carrey.
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  19. My brain is aching... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it only me, or is it normal to have problems trying to "visualize" or imagine these things? I'm having definite problems understanding this.. So what can the universe be described as? the surface of a balooon? a plane?

    I won't even start to think in what dimensions it could be flat, I mean we obviously have three and, aaaagh *starts to pull his own hair out* maybe I should go back to my routers before my brain explodes....


    If anybody can enlightenme, I'd appreciate it.

    1. Re:My brain is aching... by swift2000 · · Score: 2

      I'm going to try to make an analogy here without having too great an understanding of the issue myself, so forgive me if I'm astoundingly stupid here.

      Consider the case of a two dimensional universe. Imagine it as a piece of graph paper, with parallel lines on both axes. At the edges in an open universe, the paper would stretch out, and the formerly parallel lines would splay out like a fan. The angle between them would increase. In a closed universe, the paper would scrunch together at the edge, and the angle between the parallel lines would decrease - they would eventually meet. In a flat universe, the universe would remain a perfectly undistorted plane, and the lines would stay parallel forever.

      The problem is that to understand the two dimensional universe cause we had to make use of three dimensions; hence understanding the three dimensional case will make use of four. (This is where I start guessing I'm afraid; feel free to correct me) We can imagine the effects despite not being able to imagine four dimensions. Imagine the four square wooden legs of a table. (Leave the tabletop off) Now extend them infinitely up and down. In an open universe, after following them for a very long time distortion would start to be evident - after a VERY long time the legs would become huge and splayed out upwards, curved like the tops of cathedral columns. All three dimensions are stretching, not just the two as before, so the legs would seem to get bigger and bigger and more and more splayed outward. By contrast, in a closed three dimensional universe, the legs would start to bend closer and closer together and shrink imperceptably until after a very long time they shrank to a point. In a flat universe, of course, none of this silliness occurs and the legs stay normal legs forever.

      Of course I could be - and probably am - totally on crack. If nothing else, however, I've at least given you an interesting visual. =)

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    2. Re:My brain is aching... by Nebulo · · Score: 1

      You're on the right track - you will find it easier if you try to envision the universe on the surface of a 747.

  20. Not exactly 1 by Wah · · Score: 3

    they said that the constant is very close to 1, I didn't read anybody saying, "All our data show us that the answer is EXACTLY 1." Anything that is the slightest bit off 1 in either direction will eventually unbalance the whole thing (think chaos theory). I take this data to mean that the universe isn't "in" anything, it just is. There are no external forces actuing upon it.

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    1. Re:Not exactly 1 by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      true..

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    2. Re:Not exactly 1 by Mawbid · · Score: 1

      Well, I was always pretty sure there were no external forces acting on the universe :-)
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    3. Re:Not exactly 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so sure. Take a look at bubble cosmology as one example of a model that fits the accumulating data supporting an increasing expansion rate for the cosmos. In such a model, there are indeed externalities to our universe.

  21. Please... by Wah · · Score: 2

    ...take this discussion HERE!!!.

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  22. No open universe ? by Waldo · · Score: 0

    This study was obviously paid for by Microsoft ;-)

  23. useful info...maybe. by moller · · Score: 2

    Here's a link to a Caltech Research group that is working with the UMass scientist who sent in the abstract to the xxx.lanl.gov site. This is the research group run by the phys prof I had last year for freshmen physics, all the work he does is on the Cosmic Microwave Backround Radiation (CMB). He showed us some very cool pictures that a BOOMERANG satellite had taken of the CMB. Consequently, this Slashdot article refers to information gleaned from another BOOMERANG run. More information than I can understand about this is here:
    http://astro.caltech.edu/~lgg/boom/boo m.html

  24. parallel lines do intersect. by jmv · · Score: 1

    parallel lines do intersect according to the general theory of relativity. Where there's a mass, the universe curves, thus parallel lines can intersect (as in double stars that are in fact a single star with a huge mass between it and the earth). Maybe what they mean is "do not intersect" where there's no mass...

    1. Re:parallel lines do intersect. by walters5 · · Score: 1

      wrong. The parrallel lines appear to intersect by your point of reference, but if your point of reference were the same as the space that the lines were within then they would not appear so. Remember that everything is relative to the point by which it is measured by. The lines never intersect, the space between them and the space they lie in just gets warped.

  25. 90% wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    . . . except for the part about Canadians. The sooner we nuke those bastards, the better.


  26. Re:Amoral Liberals by Ozzy · · Score: 1

    I see the err in my ways, the veil of stupidity (liberalism) has been lifted from me and I repent for my evil sins.

    For I am not only Liberal, but atheist and Canadian! good god!

    Chalk this AC up as (Score:2) Funny ass Nectarine.

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  27. Re:Amoral Liberals by Harvey · · Score: 2

    Two words for you AC: The Crusades.
    Any time we dehumanize other people, something like the Crusades is bound to happen

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  28. Visualizing a Flat Universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The best way to think about a flat universe expanding is to do a little bit of geometry. Measure all the coordinates with respect to yourself at the origin. Then have all the coordinates increase with time by being multiplied by a time-varying factor a(t). Then dr/dt (the velocity at which a galaxy moves away from you) is r times da/dt, which we call the Hubble constant. If you transform coordinates to another origin, the universe looks the same to the guy there too. Galaxies move away from him at the rate r * da/dt as well. It is true that far away from you the galaxies are receding faster than c, but those galaxies are "causally disconnected" from the observer. This means they cannot interact with the observer in any way. Such things are not of physical interest. As for the "What does the universe expand into" difficulty, keep in mind that the Universe, by definition, has no outside. Also, we should keep in mind that the laws of physics need not conform to "common sense", which is formed through a rather limited range of physical experience.

  29. Re:Amoral Liberals by Waldo · · Score: 1

    If you truly believe in what you have written, then why are you an anonymous coward?

  30. forgot...the official BOOMERanG site by moller · · Score: 1
  31. Flat vs. Open vs. Closed by BaronCarlos · · Score: 5
    This is old news to the Astronomy Community.
    Until recently, the Universe was thought as closed (or that it will slow and contract back as Energy dictates).
    Recently, with deep space observations with a larger array of data to work with, Astronomers have calculated that the Universe it Open (under constant accelleration and would not slow down). This baffled much of the scientific community for awhile and soon lots of theories about a variable speed of light arose. (I think this appeared in the December 1998 issue of Scientific American, a summary of the Special Report exists here.)
    This latest observation, though as limited as it is, makes some sense that it is a balancing compromise between two seperate observations/beliefs.
    I can't say which is true, or which is false, just that it fits with everything else that has been said.
    *Carlos: Exit Stage Right*

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    1. Re:Flat vs. Open vs. Closed by wilkinsm · · Score: 1

      This latest observation, though as limited as it is, makes some sense that it is a balancing compromise between two seperate observations/beliefs.
      I can't say which is true, or which is false, just that it fits with everything else that has been said.


      Sounds like my garage door. Just put some WD44 on it.

    2. Re:Flat vs. Open vs. Closed by jafac · · Score: 1

      And what will Science say about the universe when the next 10 years of observational data are gathered? Will the Universe be foamy? Or shaped like a doughnut? Or perhaps a big toilet?

      I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said "Information wants to be free".

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  32. Re:Amoral Liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Human heads.

  33. D, All of the above by Wah · · Score: 3

    My guess is that the Universe could be classified as all three, at different times. I seriously doubt, however, that we will be able to make measurements far apart enough in time (since we live so pitifully short, relatively) to gain an accurate measure (think maxum? (vs quantum) mechanics).

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    1. Re:D, All of the above by ralphclark · · Score: 3

      That statement doesn't make sense because we are not talking about space being flat, we are talking about spacetime being flat. In fact the geometry of spacetime itself dictates how the universe evolves over time. In a nutshell:

      A "closed" universe is one which has omega>1; the average density is sufficient for gravity eventually to halt the expansion and thus the universe recollapses down to a final "big crunch".

      An "open" universe is one which has omegapredict omega=1, gained popularity. In such a universe the energy of expansion and the universe's internal gravitational attraction are exactly balanced. The expansion of the universe continues forever but slows asymptotically, almost but never quite reaching zero.

      Our ultimate fate in a flat universe is dictated by entropy. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out as heat, and without energy gradients no processes which require the conversion of energy can occur (such as life, or indeed any sort of process which can perform computation).

      Fortunately, it's been calculated that as the universe cools, the energy requirement for computation decreases. In theory, an infinite amount of computation can be performed. Therefore, artificial intelligences simulated in an appropriate computer can still experience a subjectively infinite life span.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    2. Re:D, All of the above by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "Therefore, artificial intelligences simulated in an appropriate computer can still experience a subjectively infinite life span."

      Enter Omega Point theory, by which a super-intelligence is created during the contraction of the universe, in which we can all live an infinite amount of simulated lives. Sounds a bit hokey to me though.

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    3. Re:D, All of the above by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      I know what you're referring to, but this isn't what I meant.

      In Tipler's theory (which mainly focuses on our fate in a closed universe) we utilise the infinite energy density of the near-big-crunch to perform an infinite number of computational steps on a massively parallel computer whose computational states are stored as energy levels in each point in spacetime. There are a lot of rather speculative assumptions which would have to be correct before this can work (and Tipler's main justification seems to be "because it has to be so").

      But computation in the flat universe scenario I was referring to only requires that the energy requirement of computation decreases faster than the ambient temperature (and it ought to; this is based on some fairly solid physics).

      Although the amount of available energy is limited and dimishing as a flat universe approaches equilibrium, the universe still has an infinite time in which to process information assuming that there is still a small supply of energy.

      The computation would proceed very very slowly after a while, but over an infinite period of time, an infinite number of steps can be performed. Emulated beings running on this computer would not notice the slowness of their consciousness with respect to the passage of absolute time, since their "clock" would run at the same rate as the computation.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    4. Re:D, All of the above by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Well, I can't for the life of me find it now, but a while ago when I was looking into the Omega Point theory, and transhumanism, I came accross a pretty good critique of Tipler and Omega Point theory by another rather eminent physicist, which basically said it was bunk, and that Tipler just created it to support his own personal/religious beliefs.

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  34. No flamewars here, Mr. Censor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If people choose to attack God by flaming my post, that's their problem. If they react to the plain, simple truth with insane rage, that's their problem. I'm not responsible for their behavior.

    All I did was state the obvious truth as we all know it to be. Nobody flamed anybody. Inevitably, the liberals will start a flamewar, and then blame me for starting it (typical Liberal refusal to accept responsibility), but you and I both know that I didn't start anything. I can accept no blame for this.

    1. Re:No flamewars here, Mr. Censor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Islam and Hinduism are certainly not godless religions. In fact, Islam's god is essentially the same god as the christian and jewish god. Jesus is a major prophet is Islam, just not the son of a god...
      Anyway, all religion is bunk. What makes christianity any more valid than the Roman or Norse or Celtic pantheon?

    2. Re:No flamewars here, Mr. Censor. by thebruce · · Score: 1

      Anyway, all religion is bunk. What makes christianity any more valid than the Roman or Norse or Celtic pantheon? So evolution is bunk then... ok

      BTW, Jesus is THE ONLY man in any religion to be born of a virgin, grow up sinless, be killed for no reason, and be raised to life again, and taken from earth.

      On the same lines, Christianity is at least the most commonly abused form of cursing. Jesus Christ, oh my God, Holy whatever... how many times do you hear someone yell "Ahh, Buddha!" or "Holy Muhammed!" or "OH MY VOID!" (I like that last one:)

      Anyway, on top of other posts I've made about this topic, I think the fact that Christianity is so unique is another sign of it truth. (Read some of my other posts for my other views about it)

  35. Embrace the Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it seems like "Nothing" must exist - if for no other reason then to provide a convenient, experiental medium for "Everything" to exist within. I think it depends on your definition of Nothing too - perhaps it is a plenum. Here's a little tidbit from the tao te ching regarding the idea:

    "There was something formless and perfect before the universe was born.
    It is serene. Empty. Solitary. Unchanging.
    Infinite. Eternally present.
    It is the mother of the universe.
    For lack of a better name, I call it the Tao."

    works for me......viva the Nothing!

    1. Re:Embrace the Nothing by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      That is a different way to put it :)

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  36. Big bang != explosion by rde · · Score: 4

    I've read a few posts that seemed to imply that the big bang resulted in a big explosion, and that this somehow sent matter flying out in different directions. This is not the case.
    The big bang, rather than an explosion, was an expansion of space; every second, the distance between two points increases. The red shift noted by Hubble was not due to galaxies moving apart within space, but due to the space between galaxies increasing.
    The balloon analogy much beloved of popularisers is quite accurate in many ways; you just have to imagine that the ballon is the universe, and that there is no outside the balloon. Of course, that's not to say there aren't lots of other balloons; inflation theory suggests there are. But they're nothing to do with our universe.

    One thing that amazed me about this piece was the precision that the scientists were capable of; the background ripples have a difference with the normal background of less than one part in ten thousand; it took the COBE satellite to detect them in the first place, and to have them detectable from inside the atmosphere was truly a monumental feat.

    1. Re:Big bang != explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If every point is moving away from every other point in the universe does that mean my head is slowly moving away from all other parts my body. Or, is the space within each atom growing larger also? If a star is 25 light years away, and is also receding can we ever reach it?

    2. Re:Big bang != explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the "big bang" was a particularly big.. bang... but not the start of everything (although obviously it did bend spac). There are other smaller bangs going on all the time.

  37. One Word: Murderous Persecution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    The suppression of Christians in the United States is already under way. It will get a great deal worse before it gets better. To protect my family from acts of violent retribution, I must conceal my identity. If you were a Christian, you'd understand that we live every day of our lives under threat of murder or imprisonment for our beliefs. It has happened to thousands already. It will happen to millions more. Even as we speak, two innocent men now languish in a California prison, destined for the electric chair when the corrupt court inevitably denies them a fair trial. Their only "crime"? Worshipping God. Obeying the commandments of God their Creator. They will be murdered for their worship, in cold blood and with the blessing of a criminal and illegitimate government.

    It is precisely because of the truth of my statements that I must post as an AC.


    1. Re:One Word: Murderous Persecution. by Wah · · Score: 2

      are you the same guy who keeps getting hot grits poured down his trousers? You just outed yourself as a prankster.

      Have a nice day, meept!!

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    2. Re:One Word: Murderous Persecution. by billybob+jr · · Score: 1

      Trying...Trying...Trying not to respond..damn here it goes.

      "Those who reject God have, in so doing, rejected the only valid basis for morality in the world."

      I'm just curious why you think that those who reject your basis for morality must have no morality?

      I'm also curious as to what words were spoken by Jesus Christ encouraging his followers to murder those who rejected him or his teachings?


    3. Re:One Word: Murderous Persecution. by Dougan · · Score: 1
      Two innocent men?? Last time I checked, the Ten Commandments were pretty much the last word on your God's law, and nowhere in the Ten Commandments does it say "Thou shalt blow away the queers," but it DOES state, rather explicitly, "Thou shalt not kill."

      Who is more guilty in the eyes of your God?

    4. Re:One Word: Murderous Persecution. by bungalow · · Score: 1

      I see no reason to hide my faith.

      The lord is my light and my salvation. If I hide my shield with my body, what is protected, my body, or my shield?

      I won't comment on the particular case you mentioned, although it is unfortunate. It's not my place to judge them. I don't know all of the facts.

      I'll take death in the name of God, if He wills it, over denying my faith without question.
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    5. Re:One Word: Murderous Persecution. by bungalow · · Score: 1

      Actually Paul taught that the Ten Commandments, although important, could be easily summed up in a new commandment, from Jesus. " 'Love your neighbour as yourself.' If you keep on biting and devouring each other, watch out or you will destroy each other. " (GAL 5:15)

      Stoning and burning sinners was common in the Old Testament, but the "theme", of the New testament is forgiveness for those who believe in Jesus Christ. -even for someone as sick and twisted as me.

      Love the sinner. Realise you sin as well. Hate the sin. Help sinners repent, or lose their soul. Repent yourself, or lose your own.
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  38. This is kinda funny actually.. by Wah · · Score: 2

    ..that you would say that on the same day I discovered this. Coincidence? I think not (but then again as part of the Matrix, I can't think "about" it in any rational sense.)

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    1. Re:This is kinda funny actually.. by FraggleMI · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha

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  39. WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Stalin killed more people than the Crusades. Therefore, the Crusades were not a crime.

    You can twist the facts all you like, you murderous bastard, but the truth will always out.


    1. Re:WRONG by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

      Stalin killed more people than the Holocaust

      Therefore, the Holocaust was nothing but a friendly, good-natured Weiner roast.

  40. Even Columbus' opponents knew earth was round... by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1

    ... they only believed it was twice as large as the size Columbus assumed. And now, guess who was right, and who was just extremely lucky ;-)

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  41. Grits, my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    No, that's not me. It's some disruptive loser who just wants attention.

    And MEEPT is long gone.

    Lotsa people on Slashdot. It shouldn't surprise you that one of them (me) knows the Truth.

  42. Tao=Time by Wah · · Score: 2

    so does God (roughly, and in different tenses).

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  43. Much more pleasant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does this mean that instead of expanding forever or eventually collapsing, the universe may just slow its growth asymptotically?

    I kinda like that. it doesn't give you that 'holy shit the universe is just going to peter out into infinite nothingness' feeling. Nor does it give you that 'we are all going to be smashed into nothingness' claustrophobia. It just kind of keeps going, but slower, forever.

  44. He's the Right-Wing Christian/Libertarian Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    He turns up regularly in discussions that touch on science, women/gender, and Communism.

    I'm almost certain it's the same guy.


    1. Re:He's the Right-Wing Christian/Libertarian Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libertarian? Since when do libertarians want a theocracy?

  45. Cosmology and taxation by Morgaine · · Score: 2

    Thank goodness for that. If the universe had come out closed then the IRS would eventually have introduced a "no time limit" law on the grounds that anyone that escaped would eventually have to come back.

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  46. Grits, my ass. (kiss yo' momma wit dat mouf?) by Wah · · Score: 2

    get a login so I can recognize you. Surely as a good Christian you realize the value of knowing the source of Information or Argument.

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  47. See about "Murderous Persecution" above. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    get a login so I can recognize you.

    Were I recognized, that would only serve to lead abortionists to my children. I will not sacrifice their lives to satisfy your idle curiousity.


    Surely as a good Christian you realize the value of knowing the source of Information or Argument.

    My arguments come from God (whom you can NOT intimidate with your threats and persecutions). That is plain and as clear as day. I am only a conduit, and an anonymous conduit is as good as any other.


    1. Re:See about "Murderous Persecution" above. by swift2000 · · Score: 1

      You are not only a conduit. Christianity teaches that God embodied you with free will. Take responsibility for your own actions and do not presume to attribute them to God.

      As for fear of Murderous Persection, Christians have virtually nothing to fear, especially compared to the abortionists you allege will swarm over your kids if you divulge your identity. Perhaps you should take a look at what they have to face.

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    2. Re:See about "Murderous Persecution" above. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like I am going to believe that link. It comes www.feminist.org. Feminists universally hate men. I am not going to believe anything they say.

  48. Re:falling off the edge by Woodlark · · Score: 3

    People, they are not saying the universe is flat in 3D, but 4D. We know by scientific observation that the Universe is not flat in three dimensions. Witness stars being in every direction of the sky. The Milky Way just tells us our galaxy is a relatively flat, spiral one.

    When scientists talk about a flat, spherical, or saddle-shaped universe, they are talking about space-time, a four dimensional construct. Most scientists believe the universe is closed in three dimensions, (meaning no edge to sail off of, even if we could sail faster than the edge expands, a totally different matter), but whether it is closed or open in four dimensions is another matter altogether.

    I hope that cleared things up.

    Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...

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  49. Uh, Beavis? That's two words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What a shame.

  50. you scare me.. by Wah · · Score: 2

    ..you don't have access to guns do you? hmm, christian fundamentalist, uh-oh.

    When people start to attribute their actions to outside forces things get scary. You do make a good joke though. :-)

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    1. Re:you scare me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let the asshole (who's obviously trying to make Christians look stupid) make you start saying stupid bigoted remarks about fundamentalists and guns.

    2. Re:you scare me.. by Wah · · Score: 2

      ACs to the right of me,
      ACs to the left of me..

      (puns intended)

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    3. Re:you scare me.. by thebruce · · Score: 1

      > ..you don't have access to guns do you? hmm, christian fundamentalist, uh-oh.

      When people start to attribute their actions to outside forces things get scary. You do make a good joke though. :-)


      Persecution... guns... everyone seems to be talking about abortionists, and loads of others that apparently the Christians are at fault for opressing, or opposing.

      How many people here remember Columbine?! A major blow, deeply disturbing, and a big hit to many many people. Two of the girls killed were killed knowingly because they were loved God. Rachel and Cassie were both asked before shot whether they believed in God. Both said yes and were murdered. They, along with so many more were killed that day. I'm not saying the world is against us - it was the fault of a couple screwed up kids who had nothing better to do. But they took the lives of two people who died for what they believed in. And it sparked a movement, a revival if you will.
      One thing that got me, for the past 5 years I've gone to a touring convention called Acquire the Fire. They had a massive gathering in Pontiac Michigan 3 days after that shooting. The whole mood of that weekend was changed because of it. They mounted a massive card for the entire school that everyone (well, most) signed, around the whole stadium. They also sent a couple truckloads of bibles to the school. A couple weeks ago I just learned when they came on their local tour, that Rachel was about to join their ministry team called Teen Mania. She had applied and was going around fundraising for support. The speaker, Ron, was fighting back the sadness knowing that she was killed before she could follow her heart and help spread the Word.

      If this isn't persecution, what is?
      Of course, I'm sure the killers didn't go into the school looking for Christians to kill. They killed many other students who will be remembered deeply. But how many Christians will stand there with a gun pointed at their head, say they love God, and be killed because of it?

      Whereas, along the lines of abortion, it kills a living being. I'm not an abortionist hater - I'm an abortion hater. This whole thing about a woman's body? Sure it's her body, and she has all the right in the world to protect it and take care of it, but when there is a living human being growing in her, even if it is just a fetus, or can't think for itself - it relies on her to survive, or it wouldn't - it doesn't deserve to be killed just because she doesn't want to go through with a birth. If she didn't want to go through with a birth, she wouldn't have done the deed in the first place! It's her body, she should know the possible consequences. If she takes the chance, she's aware of the outcome. In it's strictest sense, it is murder. She does it, knowing she may have a baby, but not wanting to go through with birth, she still has sex, and decides to have an abortion - planned. As long as you believe the conceived baby is a living human, it is, in its strictest sense, murder.

      I'm not one to use bold terms like that, but there's no other way to say it. It's like saying if you don't accept Jesus, you're going to hell. I HATE saying that, but how else can you say it? I try to say, you're not going to heaven. I dunno.

      Anyway, I'm way off topic again... this is still the flat universe discussion... argh! :)

  51. I've met a few . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    . . . self-described Libertarians who wanted just that. Their logic was, uh . . . "murky" might be a good word for it. :)

    Anyhow, this guy (if it's the same one) sometimes posts as a fundie and sometimes as an extreme wacko libertarian. Both groups share a certain fondness for blind dogmatism, manichean paranoia, and millenarian arm-waving. He uses the same bad logic in either case, with minor concessions to the faith he's preaching at the moment. And IIRC he has claimed once or twice that a brutal theocracy is the only real freedom.

    Anyhow, I know rational christians and rational libertarians. A dislike for the maniacs on the fringes of both groups should not be taken as a condemnation of the groups in general.

    1. Re:I've met a few . . . by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

      You're talking about the fruitcake who's always ranting on and foaming at the mouth about 80 million dead, right? Yeah, I noticed some similarities too.

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  52. It's quite simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I'm just curious why you think that those who reject your basis for morality must have no morality?

    Morality comes from God. Without God, "morality" becomes meaningless: You can say a thing is "wrong", but what makes it so? Nothing, of not God.

    If people posit a false God and attribute morality to it, that seems at first like progress, but it's not, because that false God does not exist, and therefore has no Word for the world. That God can only say the words that its worshippers put in its mouth, so therefore any "morality" that results from that situation is a "morality" created and promulgated entirely by flawed human beings. It is only temporary, and it can have no absolute eternal value.

    Finally, you can postulate a false God who exactly resembles the real one, much like Borges postulates an author who writes Don Quixote in the same words as the original ("Pierre Menard, Author of Don Quixote" -- it's in a couple of his collections). Well, if that were to happen, they would in fact be worshipping the one real, eternal and everlasting Creator whether they liked it or not. They'd go to Hell for attempting to worship a false god, but if they lived their lives according to Scripture (even under false pretenses), they would have committed no sin aside from the false-idol thing.


    I'm also curious as to what words were spoken by Jesus Christ encouraging his followers to murder those who rejected him or his teachings?

    Read the Old Testament. God's People have a right to defend themselves. Public rejection of God is supression of religion, and is therefore an attack on us. To do God's work on Earth, we must respond appropriately.

    1. Re:It's quite simple. by phil+reed · · Score: 2

      How do you know that the laws of God are in fact moral?


      ...phil

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  53. Preprints and peer review by aallan · · Score: 1

    Just a quick comment on the "this is a preprint so it hasn't been refereed yet" comment. Erm, no exactly. In astronomy its very uncommon, and generally frowned upon, to release a paper to preprint before you've had it refereed. Certainly none of mine have ever landed on the preprint server before I fixed everything the referee wanted me to fix.

    Al.
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    1. Re:Preprints and peer review by jpgrimes · · Score: 2

      ACtually as an astronomer I somewhat want to disagree with that. In general in astronomy this is true but not in cosmology. It moves too fast, you can't wait the 9 months for an ApJ publication or you'll be too late. Hoever, its true that all preprints are not final so things can change.

    2. Re:Preprints and peer review by mattorb · · Score: 2
      In general I'd agree with you, but my impression (I don't know the authors involved, so please correct me if you know I'm wrong) was that this particular paper had gone through nothing more than the informal sort of "hey, do you see anything wrong with this" sort of critique among friends. (I'm basing this largely on the fact that a) one usually posts something like "accepted to ApJ" in the "comments" field if it's actually been accepted, and b) I'd never heard of this until a few days ago.)

    3. Re:Preprints and peer review by aallan · · Score: 1

      Actually as an astronomer I somewhat want to disagree with that. In general in astronomy this is true but not in cosmology. It moves too fast, you can't wait the 9 months for an ApJ publication or you'll be too late. Hoever, its true that all preprints are not final so things can change.

      Hmm, cosmologists always have to be the exception. In my corner of astrophysics we wouldn't dream of pushing a paper out the door onto a preprint server until we at least dickered with the referee about what needed fixing. I guess your milage may vary...and your damn lucky if you only have a 9 month lead time for ApJ, its pushing 11 for MNRAS these days.

      Then again, I remember the welcome speech from the Keele IAU Colliquium "Even though you aren't Cosmologists, the secretaries may still look at you a bit strangely". Truer words have never been spoken...

      Al.
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  54. Re:Amoral Liberals by swift2000 · · Score: 1

    This has to be either a joke that went a little too far, or else one of the sickest displays of doublethink I have ever seen in my life. For one thing, do you really believe he's bragging about practicing cannibalism? It seems to me he's making a joke about the sheer absurdity of confusing a nectarine with a human head.

    As for the "amorality" of non-believers in the Christian God, that is patently absurd. It is possible to develop a morality without having it handed to you from on high, although in many of your examples (Islam, for example) it IS handed down in the form of their holy books, just as it is with you. Your choices are simply absurd - Buddhists and Hindus are known as some of the most peace-loving people in the world; Muslims respected Christians and Jews as 'People of the Book' and treated them as equals; they had an enlightened society while the Christian world was in the dark ages. Communism is not a religion, though I believe you refer to the common tactic in Socialism of encouraging atheism. Canadians? That doesn't even dignify a rebuttal!

    Your love for your fellow man is obvious. ("Liberals usually have subnormal mentalities.", "howling insanity and sick hate") The only one displaying hate here is you. Way to walk in the path of Jesus; you've entirely missed his message. Religion is not a fight.

    "Stalin killed thirty or forty million people. Stalin was an atheist. You figure it out."

    Correlation does not imply causation, and you haven't even shown correlation here. You give one example of a notorious murderer who was an atheist and expect to judge all non-Christians by his actions? (Judge not lest you be judged, of course, but its pretty obvious that you're ignoring THAT one totally too.) This is no less absurd than saying:

    Hitler ordered the slaughter of approximately 5,709,329 people.
    Hitler had brown hair.
    You figure it out.

    The human race may be in danger, but if it is, it's from McCarthyist religiously intolerant bigots like you, not from decent, honorable people who occasionally make somewhat tasteless jokes.

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  55. What this really is saying by jpgrimes · · Score: 3

    First lets make sure everyone understands what they mean by a flat universe. This has nothing to do with the geometry of the universe. This we know to be small (i.e. curvature has to be on a very large scale) but this is talking about the expansion of the universe. As some people have already said this means that the universe will not grow forever or collapse. It will asymptotically approach some limit. But like I said this says ntohing about the geometry of the universe. We don't know what kind of "surface" the universe is on. Maybe the universe is on some N dimensional sphere or box, we just don't know.

    As to boomarang these results are nothing special. What could be special would the results from there Antarctica flight last winter (summer there). That result should be the best result at the time they publish. Off course a satelitte I worked on (MAP) will blow it away but it has some unfair advantages and it will be later (2002 for results I think).

    Theorists want a flat universe for the simple reason that inflationary theory more or less requires it. We don;t really know how to easily understand this problem in a non flat universe. Pure and simply the math is much more elegant in a flat universe (ask Alan Guth or Andrew Linde).

    As with all these experiments getting results, understanding your systematics and backgrounds are extremely difficult. Most importantly going from data to understanding the fundamental parameters requires some assumptions and is not as clear cut as anyone would like. However, having said that, I thnk they are on the right track here. In the near future new experiments like MAP and surveys like the Sloan All Sky Survey will bring a lot fo this together. We will understand this a lot better in 4 years I promise :)

    PS I'm currently an astronomer at Harvard but was a grad student at U of Chicago 6 months ago (where a lot of this work is getting done)

    PPS Hopefully I din't make any glaring mistakes

    PPPS There are no implications for god or theology in all this mess (whatever you believed before you should still believe, well except maybe creation but even that you could argue maybe)

  56. Some background physics by Ats · · Score: 1
    Einstein's general theory of relativity predicts that the path of light, and any electromagnetic radiation, is affected by gravitation just as everything else. Because gravity affects completely _everything_ completely uniformly, unlike any other force, it causes all sorts of interesting effects. Imagine that the entire earth was suddenly subjected to a strong uniform gravity field (Well, this is just an example!). Without looking at the sky, You would have no way of sensing the gravity field, because it would affect everything you see in the same way.

    An often-used analogy about general relativity is that of an ant moving on the surface of an apple. Even if the ant moves 'straight' on the surface of the apple in the 2-dimensional sense, its path still curves when looked in 3 dimensions.

    So in general relativity you can think of objects as traveling 'straight' if no force but gravity acts on them. Then you can work out the trajectories of particles much as you would work out the path of the imaginary ant as it explores the apple.

    In general relativity you can think of a ball that you throw on the surface of earth as traveling 'straight' just as light travels 'straight', only in a different 'direction', because they move at different velocities.

    General relativity predicts interesting (and experimentally verified) things, for example that time will pass very slightly (10^-10 or something like that) slower on the surface of earth than outside earth's gravity field. You can work this out by considering a light ray that is emitted from the surface of earth far into the space. As the light ray climbs its way up the gravity field, its frequency will get slightly lower, because it has to do work to move against the gravity. But you can also think of the light ray as moving 'straight'. Therefore, when the person far in space measures that a light ray, which has moved straight, has a lower frequency than when it was emitted, he must conclude that time moved slower where it was sent. :-)

    Now, back to cosmology. Because the universe contains lots of matter, you would expect that 2 light rays, which are emitted in parallel some distance from each other, would eventually cross each other, because there will probably be some matter _between them_ on their path, which will pull them closer together.

    But this seems to not be the case, which is unexpected and kind of beautiful! There is a 'cosmological constant' or something, which pushes the light rays apart from each other so that they indeed move 'straight'

    Well, hope that helped, professional physicists, feel free to correct me...

    1. Re:Some background physics by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      The unspoken part of this is... if light rays repel each other, as you suggest, how can one jump to the conclusion that the universe isn't curved??
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    2. Re:Some background physics by HiThere · · Score: 1

      One thing that tends to get forgotten is that in relativity physics, there are no absolute points of reference. Thus by adopting a proper set of dimensions I could rescale the solar-system so that the spatial dimensions were flat, and all of the gravitational effects were due to variation in the time dimension. (You need the uncertainty principle to make this work properly.) I'm not claiming that this would be a simple system, by the way. The variations in the flow of time would be quite complex. But the observables in event-space would be the same. Notice that here the planets travel in curved lines through a flat space (although space-time is curved).

      Similarly, one could re-scale things so that time was perfectly linear, and it was the spatial dimensions that varied. This is the version that is most similar to the Newtonian version. And in this version the planets travel along paths that have been curved in space. Both versions are equivalent, in the sense of the observables in event-space would be the same. Notice that here the planets travel in straight lines through a curved space.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    3. Re:Some background physics by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard this before. Sounds like you're saying Ptolemy's orrery with all the retrograde motion etc. was just as valid as the model NASA are using!

      Where does the uncertainty principle come into this anyway? The consensus seems to be that the current understanding of general relativity doesn't have any quantum implications (and that's another problem).

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    4. Re:Some background physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relativity has some quantum implications. Notably, if the vaccum energy density is as high as the stabdard model says it is, the whole universe should have collapsed long ago. Also, if Mach's principle is correct, then the universe must be closed. (You can explain inertia in general relativity as gravity waves travelling backwartds in time - so in a sense, when you accelerate something, you're pushing against the whole universe... Unfortunately, you can also explain inertia as the effect of having to push through the sea of virtual particles produced by the vacuum energy... Somehow, all this stuff is connected...)

    5. Re:Some background physics by tgd · · Score: 2

      This isn't entirely true.

      Special reletivity says there are no absolute points of reference, but that's the one part of special reletivity that doesn't sync well with quantum mechanics, and it seems to be is blatently wrong.

      I'm not a physicist, so I don't understand the exact mechanics behind making it work, but if you're at an arbitrary point in space, you could take measurements of the cosmic background radiation (which defines the extents of the universe, and as such provides a point of reference that inherantly defines the universe) in various directions. An arbitrary time later you take the same measurements again. Figuring the universe cools at the same rate in each direction , differences between the various measurements taken can ABSOLUTELY determine one's motion and position relative to the universe, this Einstein's concept of no absolute points of reference only works in theory -- when comparing simple systems with only two objects -- and that theory doesn't match reality.

      Actually even if the universe cools at different rates in different directions, you could still calculate it as long as the rate of cooling in a given direction remains constant, or at least calulatable. Its sort of like how Microsoft's IntelliEye mice track their motion by comparing snapshots of their background reference points.

  57. Re: It's quite simple by swift2000 · · Score: 1

    Publicly rejecting God is not a supression of religion. If I say "I am an atheist", that does not affect your ability to worship God as you choose. On the other hand, killing someone for publicly rejecting God is murder, and a violation of the Ten Commandments. (Read that Old Testament yourself.) Judge not lest you be judged.

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  58. You think that's funny . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    But between the Holocaust deniers and the free-market-uber-alles Vogons who claim just what you do, but with a straight face (because their ideology demands them to claim Communism as the ultimate evil, they must trivialize all other evils or else "prove" them to be communistic after all), it's not as amusing as it ought to be.

    But your point is well taken, and to someone with a firm grip on reality, it is persuasive.

  59. Abortionists must face . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    . . . Retribution for their crimes. This is called "justice". If they dare to defy God by defending themselves, that is called "murder" and "obstruction of justice", and they will be punished even more severely.

  60. Flat universe evidence explained by newfmike · · Score: 5

    Seeing as I'm in astrophysics and finishing my master's thesis in a closely related field (dark matter), I thought I should reply.

    The preprint is about fitting new observational cosmic microwave backround radiation data from BOOMERANG (basically a telescope mounted in an airplane) to the existing cosmological models.

    These models are derived from some basic assumptions about the universe (homogeneous and looks the same from all directions) and Einstein's euqations. The models predict a non-static universe that can be flat, open or closed. i.e. the large-scale curvature of _space itself_.

    Since the amount of space curvature is directly related to the mass in the universe _and_ thus the amount of "gravatation", the type of universe is dictated by the amount of matter present in the universe. a flat universe means that there exixts a mass density high enough to slow the expansion of the universe until it stops at infinite time. This critical mass density is normalized to one and called OMEGA.

    an open universe has "negative" curvature, and will continue to expand forever. The universe does not have enough mass/gravity to slow the expansion to a stop. A closed universe has positive curvature and will slow to a stop, and collapse in some finite time. Maybe to a big crunch. As to where the universe expands to, and if there will be endless big bangs/crunches, people can only guess. Physics tends to break down in those areas.

    The data in question (CMBR flucuations) has a direct relation to the amount of matter, and the "lumpiness" of the matter at a very early time in the universe's history. The free parameters in the accepted cosmological models are then varied (think fitting a striaght line to data points) until the data has a "maximum liklihood" of having these parameters.

    One of these parameters, OMEGA, is confined to be between 0.85 and 1.25. So, there is a high chance that the universe is flat.

    Unfortunately, other obervational evidence (galaxy dynamics) says that the amount of mass in the universe mesured so far has OMEGA = 0.35. OOPS! What about the other 0.65 for OMEGA = 1?

    But, not to fear, this is where the cosmological constant comes in. It boils down to an added cosmological "force" that causes extra curvature (mass->gravity->curvature->state of universe) and thus can make the universe flat by boosting OMEGA to 1. Where it comes from, I don't know and don't want to hazard a guess. But the equations contain it!

    As a little bit of extra correctness, the fitted models state the part of OMEGA due to mass is about 0.5, which is close to what the galaxy dynamical evidence states. Yay!

    OK. back to writing my thesis.

    --
    "Posessing a degree in science does not necessarily make one a scientist"
    1. Re:Flat universe evidence explained by newfmike · · Score: 1

      Oops. Had I actually read the paper, it would be evident to me that the telescope was balloon-borne and NOT on an airplane =p

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      "Posessing a degree in science does not necessarily make one a scientist"
    2. Re:Flat universe evidence explained by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Where it comes from, I don't know and don't want to hazard a guess. But the equations contain it!

      Where does it come from? It comes from thin air. Einstein inserted it as a convenient bugger factor to make his general relativity equations balance, because he didn't know the universe was expanding. When Hubble's results were accepted, he took lambda out again. Now some other guys have put it back in.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    3. Re:Flat universe evidence explained by newfmike · · Score: 1

      Equation-wise, I know where the constant comes from. It's basically just a natural integration constant in the Freidmann equations that everyone USUALLY sets to zero to make everything work out nice.

      The only reason Einstein said it was his biggest blunder because he used it to make the expanding univerise that his solutions gave him into a static universe. Then Hubble came along and verified the universe was indeed expanding by showing a linear relationship between the redshift of galaxies (recession velocity) and distance.

      But that still doesn't answer what LAMBDA is physically. Some people have explained it using some sort of combination of vacuum energy and the Kasimir (sp?) effect. Then things get _really_ tricky.

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      "Posessing a degree in science does not necessarily make one a scientist"
  61. Addition by Woodlark · · Score: 1

    Forgot to add in a link.

    Find some info on wormholes here.

    Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...

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  62. Re:Even Columbus' opponents knew earth was round.. by ChadN · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think they considered the journey impossible because they DID know (roughly) the circumference of the earth, and assumed he would run out of provisions before he hit Asia. But, "The New World" intervened and he survived; and everything changed.

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  63. "Boomerang" stands for... by Wah · · Score: 2

    ... Balloon Observations Of Millimetric Extragalactic Radiation ANd Geophysics!!

    This can't help but catch on with the kids...

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    +&x
  64. Some "dumbed down" background info by Woodlark · · Score: 3
    All this comes from either PBS' site for the Stephen Hawking series they ran in '96, I believe, or Stephen Hawking's homepage.

    Anyway, here's a bunch of links within there:

    Friedmann Universes: The three basic models of the universe that start off just after the big bang singularity.

    No-Boundary Universe: Stephen Hawking's pet theory until at least '96. I don't know where he stands on it now.

    An explanation of Space-Time: What this NYT article is saying is flat. Hmm... it's not that good.

    Stephen Hawking and Roger Penrose debated on the nature of Space-Time in '95.

    Does that help?

    Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...

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    Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...
    Straight ahead of him, nobody can go very far... -- Le P
  65. Time must expand as the space axes expand... by Bacteriophage · · Score: 1
    WIth time, though, how is it possible to "fall off?" I mean, time never stops. Humans may not be in existence forever, but time will. Time is a property, if you will(ooh! I'm bringing in a programming concept!), of the other three dimensions, a function of them. Ooh, my bad. X, y, and z are functions of t, time. Well, that really screws me up. I can still finish this on a good point, though. Ah, here we go: time is one dimension in itself, while the space axes are three. If time is so coalesced with these axes, and the axes are closed but expanding, how can the final 4D model vary in this way.

    I quote from the Chewbacca defense: "It doesn't make sense!!"

    "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

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    "Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work." -Flaubert
    1. Re:Time must expand as the space axes expand... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Among many other scenarios, time could be brought to a stop by the universe collapsing into a black hole, which would convert the time dimension into a spatial one. (Then there's the Hawking commentary which holds that if the universe ever condensed toward a singularity, on the way it's position would become uncertain enough to prevent total collapse.. I don't understand his proposed re-expansion, it seems to me that you'd end up with a bunch of micro-blackholes orbiting each other, and constantly emitting rediation. Maybe they just keep getting smaller and smaller until suddenly the whole thing evaporates :-)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    2. Re:Time must expand as the space axes expand... by SEWilco · · Score: 2

      How about: It's Space-Time. You run off the end of space, there's no time there.

    3. Re:Time must expand as the space axes expand... by Woodlark · · Score: 1

      (Then there's the Hawking commentary which holds that if the universe ever condensed toward a singularity, on the way it's position would become uncertain enough to prevent total collapse.. I don't understand his proposed re-expansion

      If I remember correctly, if all the mass of the universe were to contract to a single singularity (the Big Crunch), you would get to a point where all the points' positions and velocities would be known. As this is a violation of Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle, there would have to be slight variations in position... imagine them all swirling together, tighter and tighter until they just swirl apart again.

      I'm trying to picture your proposal, but with the micro-blackholes, wouldn't the emitted radiation just get sucked up by some other micro-blackhole? I mean, if they're that close, they would eventually have to collapse into a single singularity which would lead to a re-expansion, no? Maybe I'm just being romantic when I say it sure would suck if in the end, the universe was simply radiated through a black hole as virtual particles -- talk about entropy.

      Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...

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      Droit devant soi on ne peut pas aller bien loin...
      Straight ahead of him, nobody can go very far... -- Le P
    4. Re:Time must expand as the space axes expand... by esperandus · · Score: 1
      >Maybe I'm just being romantic when I say it sure >would suck if in the end, the universe was >simply radiated through a black hole as >virtual .particles -- talk about entropy.

      It could be worse. If the universe is open rahter than flat or closed (as in this discussion), and protons do decay, then every bit of continually decaying radiation wil end up an infiinite distance from every other bit of radiation in the universe, getting farther and farther form each other and less energetic all the time.

      No matter how you look at it, entropy sucks.

      "Do not go gentle into that good night/old age should rave and burn against the close of day/Rage, rage against the dying of the light."-Dylan Thomas

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      The truth is out there - we'll let it back in after it sobers up a bit. -The Cube
  66. Flat? by / · · Score: 2

    The universe is flat, eh? Maybe it should talk to these people.

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    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  67. Re:Even Columbus' opponents knew earth was round.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    That was exactly what the poster you replied to indicated... Why do you think he wrote (paraphrased): Guess who was right, and who was lucky.

    Columbus was the lucky one, because he was certainly not right. On the other hand, some historians believe that he knew, and that he knew about America as well:

    He had good connections among Portuguese sailors, and there was a Portuguese settlement on Greenland, where there still circulated stories about Leiv Eiriksson and later explorers journeys west. According to some sources there were even maps in circulation, and it is possible that Columbus had access to those.

  68. Evidence Against a Flat Universe... by an_Ex-Lurker · · Score: 1

    as a friend pointed out, the universe is *not* flat... ever seen Baywatch?

  69. Goddamn paranoid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the asshole (who's obviously trying to make Christians look stupid)

    Yeah, he's oppressing you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    Don't be so damn paranoid.
    1. The troll never mentioned guns.
    2. The troll is obviously trying reasonably hard not to be mistaken for a real Christian.
    3. The troll is having fun at the expense of extremist loony fundamentalists like Christian Reconstruction and so forth. If the shoe fits, by all means wear it, but not all fundamentalists are insane.
    4. Many fundamentalists (not all) do favor a theocratic government in this USA. This is a problem. It was wrong to persecute communists for their dumbass beliefs in the 1950's, and it would be just as wrong to persecute the fundies for theirs, but a little public debate on the subject is always welcome.



    Relax. Consider getting a sense of humor. I hear all the best Irish jokes from Irish friends, and the same goes for every other ethnic and geographic group I know. Why can't Christians learn to laugh at themselves like the rest of us do?

    1. Re:Goddamn paranoid. by thebruce · · Score: 1

      > Relax. Consider getting a sense of humor. I hear all the best Irish jokes from Irish friends, and the same goes for every other ethnic and geographic group I know. Why can't Christians learn to laugh at themselves like the rest of us do?

      Oh don't worry, we have fun, and lots of it... but not at the expense of God. If we laugh at ourselves (our faith more precisely), we are laughing at God, not ourselves. Yes, we do make fun of ourselves, as ourselves. Who in their right mind wouldn't? Well, obviously someone not in their right mind... it's healthy, and stops everyone else from doing it for you. No one's perfect, so don't try to be, just have fun!

  70. Re:why I thought this was important; what flat is by mattorb · · Score: 2
    First, congrats on an informative post. I had no idea how confused people would be about the "flat universe" bit -- you're quite right, that just means that the universe is precisely at the boundary between "open" and "closed," meaning it will never collapse back on itself. This is what I get for not reading here for a whole day. :-) Although I would clarify that there is a difference between simply an "open" universe (one that never collapses, with say Omega of 0.2), and a "flat" (Omega = 1) universe -- if you like, you can think of an Omega =1 Universe as being the case where, if you added one more proton, the universe would collapse eventually, and if you subtracted one more proton the universe would expand indefinitely. There are other differences, but those are more complicated.

    BUT I strongly disagree with your comment that this was "old news." Nothing is ever old news, until it has been proven and re-proven and proven again. Period. Yes, there has been ample evidence that there is not enough matter to close the universe (ie, Omega_matter is not equal to one). There have even been articles published to the effect of "cosmology is solved" -- by something to the effect of Omega_baryonic = 0.1, Omega_non-b = 0.2, Omega_lambda =0.7, where the last term is an "equivalent density" arising from the cosmological constant term. I don't buy this (and I think a lot of other people don't buy it, either) because there are an awful lot of unanswered questions -- vacuum energy, fine, but show it to me. ("Demonstrations" of the Cassimir effect have failed to convince me so far, but maybe I'm being thick-headed.) And as I understand it (caveat: I'm no inflation expert), inflation predicts topological defects in the universe that have yet to be found (so far, anyway). It may be that we have the right picture -- then again, maybe not. Inflation's a damn good theory, but every piece of supporting evidence is still, at this point, a big deal (IMHO).

    Enough ranting. My point is just that this was really a beautiful experiment, with a reasonably significant result. That's all.

  71. Don't kid yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Maybe he's overstating his case, but he's got a very strong point. There are a lot of dead kids in Mt. Caramel, TX and some dead people at Ruby Ridge who might like him to have been wrong. There are a lot of other dead kids in Oklahoma City whose parents deserve to know the truth about what happened.

    He's not making Christians look stupid at all. He's making us look like we know what's being done to us, that's all. I'd advise you to get your own house in order before you start calling brethren "a**holes" for no good reason (you think that doesn't make us look stupid?!). And can the foul language while you're at it. There's no need for it. If you can't express yourself cleanly, you can't express yourself at all so don't try.


    1. Re:Don't kid yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, keep following the god that failed. Meanwhile, I'll stick to science, thanks - hey, my comupter works because of science. I'm alive today because of science (vaccinations).

  72. Murphy's Law of the Universe by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    So entropy is only a measure of the probability of different things happening, and in a way
    thermodynamics just says that the most probable things are likely to happen.


    Reminds me of Murphy's Law. Perhaps we should make up a new twist on it for the universe: Anything that can drift apart, will.

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    Insert mind here.
  73. Bizarre doublethink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ("Liberals usually have subnormal mentalities.", "howling insanity and sick hate") The only one displaying hate here is you.

    I mention some obvious facts, and you accuse me of "hate". If that's what "hate" is, then I'm proud to be doing it.

    Liberalism as an ideology is devoted to the destruction of Christianity, as one of its primary goals. Its other goals are the destruction of capitalism, destruction of the family, etc. If that's not "sick hate", I'd really love to know what is.


    Religion is not a fight.

    When religion is attacked, it has a right to defend itself. If that requires a fight, so be it. It's not our choice.


    The human race may be in danger, but if it is, it's from McCarthyist religiously intolerant bigots like you

    That's the crowning obscenity of your doublethink rampage. How can I be "religiously intolerant" when my own religion is being suppressed? I take pride in being "intolerant" of crime, sin, treason, and pseudo-religious cults, but of religion I am as tolerant as they come: I have devoted my life to God. You can't get any more tolerant than that.


    Muslims respected Christians and Jews as 'People of the Book' and treated them as equals; they had an enlightened society while the Christian world was in the dark ages.

    This simpleminded and blatant lie betrays your utter ignorance of history. The muslim world emerged, literally, from the STONE AGE in the early decades of this century when they became wealthy enough from oil that they could buy foreign technology. Before then they had not even attempted the working of metal. They have no written language, and only the most fragmentary and worthless of oral traditions.


    1. Re:Bizarre doublethink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This simpleminded and blatant lie betrays your utter ignorance of history. The muslim world emerged, literally, from the STONE AGE in the early decades of this century when they became wealthy enough from oil that they could buy foreign technology. Before then they had not even attempted the working of metal. They have no written language, and only the most fragmentary and worthless of oral traditions.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

      Look who's talking about ignorance of history!

      The muslim world was far more technologically advanced than the Western/Christian world in the Middle Ages. Not only did they work metal, Damscus steel was the envy of every God fearing Crusader, and a great many of them died on Muslim swords whie attacking technologically advanced fortifications and siege engines.

      Go take a look at the Alhambra or the Blue Mosque and try to tell me again how primitive these people were. Don't forget to look at the stunning calligraphy on the walls of these buildings while you explain to me how they had no written language, but only a fragmentary and worthless oral tradition.

      Before disparaging the thoughts of others, I'd suggest you coin some new phrases, because you have already claiming crowningly obscene and utterly ignorant for yourself!

    2. Re:Bizarre doublethink. by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

      Liberalism as an ideology is devoted to the destruction of Christianity, as one of its primary goals. Its other goals are the destruction of capitalism, destruction of the family, etc. If that's not "sick hate", I'd really love to know what is.

      Shit! They've found us out. I've got to call The Leader.

      --GnrcMan--

    3. Re:Bizarre doublethink. by Mornelithe · · Score: 1
      I must say that I am highly dissapointed. I used to think while reading Slashdot, "How can so many people have such a wrong impression of what the Catholic (or Christian in general) religion is?" I no longer wonder. It's fools like you who give decent, intelligent Christians a bad name. Let me see if I can adequately address some of your points individually.

      This simpleminded and blatant lie betrays your utter ignorance of history. The muslim world emerged, literally, from the STONE AGE in the early decades of this century when they became wealthy enough from oil that they could buy foreign technology. Before then they had not even attempted the working of metal. They have no written language, and only the most fragmentary and worthless of oral traditions.
      Now, I have no idea what history books you've been reading, but this is wrong. If I remember correctly from World Cultures, around the time of the crusades, the Arabs and Muslims had better grasps on mathematics, medicine, etc. than any culture in Western Europe. I also remember that the crusades were significantly before "the early decades of this century." So here, your point is severely flawed.

      Liberalism as an ideology is devoted to the destruction of Christianity, as one of its primary goals. Its other goals are the destruction of capitalism, destruction of the family, etc. If that's not "sick hate", I'd really love to know what is.
      Again, I have no idea where you're getting this. I suppose if you define liberalism as communism practiced by Stalin, then you might be partially right. But if I look at "liberals" here in the US, then I don't see this at all. If by 'destroying' you mean not completely agreeing with all of ones views, then I suppose that's correct. I am also 'destroying' liberalism then, because I don't agree with all the views of the offical liberals, but I can tolerate opposing views, unlike you it seems.

      of religion I am as tolerant as they come: I have devoted my life to God. You can't get any more tolerant than that.
      Wrong. You are tolerant of your own religion, but not of any others. In your other post, you denounced Hinduism, Buddhism, other religions as being horrible and advocation cannibalism. This is ridiculous. They are just as much a valid religion as Christianity is, and if people choose to believe them, then they aren't horrible people. They aren't completely agreeing with my or (obviously) your beliefs, but they are valid and should be respected.

      You are entitled to your oppinions, however wrong they may be. However, I would encourage you not to say you represent a large number of Christians with different beliefs from you. As I said before, your fundamentalist ranting gives more open minded people a bad name, and gives everyone the impression that all Christians are like you. Stop that.

      To all the other people reading this message, I would encourage you not to form oppinions on people such as this. Not all Christians are zealots who wish to purge the world of everyone not in their religion. Many (probably even most) of us are well adjusted and fairly open minded. But don't take my word for it. Go meet real people. I'd be willing to bet that not many are like this guy.

      Thank you all for your time. I take no responsibility for errors in grammar, usage or spelling in this post, so don't flame me about it.

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      I've come for the woman, and your head.

  74. Re:I'm assuming you're joking by mattorb · · Score: 1
    but you should be more careful: people might take you seriously.

    If you're not joking, um, you're missing something. There are an awful lot of observational clues that support the BB, and more particularly inflation -- this is probably kicking a dead horse, but the major ones:

    Cosmic microwave background: In the BB theories, this is intepreted as the highly redshifted afterglow of the time when the (very hot, around 3000 K) universe became transparent. It's pretty hard to explain it in other ways, especially given that it is a perfect blackbody spectrum (to within something like one part in 10^5).

    Hubble expansion: was this what you were referring to in the "Dopper effect theory" bit above? I have no clue. This has certainly not been "discredited" -- it's an observation that any theory must explain.

    Ratio of light elements: The ratios in which certain elements (ie, Hydrogen to Deuterium) are found are very well predicted by BB theory. This is possibly the coolest constraint -- I don't really want to go into it here, but trust me. :-) (Elements higher on the periodic table were not formed in the big bang -- up to Iron, they were processed in stars, and after that, produced only in supernovae. Or so the theory goes.)

    There are others, but you get the idea. Point is, inflationary Big Bang (the "inflation" part is more complicated than I want to explain here, but you need it, too, to explain the homogeneity of the CMB) is still very much alive.

  75. How depressing . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The "before" picture is this chick with normal, natural, well-formed (above average, IMHO) breasts. No problem

    Then the "after" picture ("more natural" it says -- b-b-b-buuulllllshit!) is like these huge things that just don't look normal.

    What's the damn deal?!

    This society has some serious problems.


    1. Re:How depressing . . . by blackwizard · · Score: 1

      I agree; how can institution claim that after their augmentation, operation, breasts will be "more natural"?! I could understand that in the case of reconstructive surgery, this might be the case, but usually it's an obvious oxymoron...

  76. Wait wait wait by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Wait a second...I saw the title of the article and thought that they were saying the universe was not /hyperbolic/ or /convex/ but /flat/.

    Aren't they using the wrong terminology if they are trying to say that it is neither expanding nor contracting? As far as I know, the /topology/ (hyperbolic, flat, convex) is an entirely separate topic than the expansion rate (expanding, contracting, neither).

    Just to verify, last time I checked, the consensus was that the universe's topology is hyperbolic.

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    1. Re:Wait wait wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They're talking about the 4-space topology - which includes what we perceive as the expansion of the universe on the time axis. "flat in this sense means that the rate-of-change of expansion will eventually fall to zero.

  77. Re:Amoral Liberals by hypatia · · Score: 1

    Stalin killed thirty or forty million people.
    Stalin was an atheist.
    You figure it out.


    Umm.. umm... *screws up forehead*...
    A-hah! Got it!

    It's an ad hominem argument, one of the Fallacies of Relevance!

  78. Flat? How boring... by plaa · · Score: 1

    The universe can definately not be flat. I mean, how non-imaginative could God get?

    --

    I doubt, therefore I may be.
    1. Re:Flat? How boring... by Waldo · · Score: 1

      Of all possible geometries, if the universe turns out to be flat, that would be amazing.

  79. You're looking at it all wrong. by Snoobs · · Score: 1

    People try to concieve of the Universe as a 3-Dimensional object.

    That is not the way pupil. The universe is like a video game. The information is served only when you move the controller (you) in a certain direction. The visual information is only availible in your field of view.

    There are many alternate universes (or video games). Each players saved game at a different spot. Never mind.

    Who gives a shit about this universe crap.

  80. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    . . only the unwary, the predisposed, and the gullible are apt to be fooled by their legitimate appeals.

    I don't see a problem with that. What are you trying to suggest? That the predisposed, the unwary, and the gullible aren't worth one's time? That they don't deserve just as much attention as the rest of the human race?

    I'm seeing some very exclusionary and elitist thinking here, and I don't much like it.

  81. Logic Made Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    My logic prof (not to mention some random web page) told me that the argument from authority is a fallacy -- and that's good enough for me!

    :)

  82. Re:why I thought this was important; what flat is by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    Nice post, well stated.

    But if the new research supports Omega=1, and you don't buy lambda (cosmological constant, gravitational repulsion built into spacetime) as the missing factor, where does the missing density come from?

    You're in good company I guess. Einstein believed the cosmological constant was the biggest mistake of his career.

    Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
    Thought exists only as an abstraction

  83. Check out Leviticus and St. Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The punishment for sodomy is death. This is God's will. Deal with it. The Commandment not to kill obviously does not apply in cases where God Himself has specifically noted an exception.


    "rather" explicitly

    Oh, aren't we cute.


  84. The Canadian Liberation Front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    . . . may not be well known, but that will change.

    We've had quite enough abuse from the USA, thank you very much. You, sir, will be the first victim of our revolutionary fervor. We really don't want to impose, though, so we'd like to get in touch and arrange a time and place that would be convenient for you.


  85. Balloon universe by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    The big bang was still an explosion -- just an explosion of space, not an explosion in space.

    If you're not careful, the balloon analogy shows how a 2D universe (the surface of the balloon) expands from the viewpoint of a 3D observer outside the universe. (Pause for headscratching.) To get the right effect, you have to imagine that you're a 2D creature experiencing the expansion from a point on the surface of the balloon.

    The analogy is particularly appropriate for this discussion because it also demonstrates how a universe can have curvature. In the case of a balloon, the curvature of the surface is positive. 2D creatures living is such a universe could deduce this fact by measuring the angles of a triangle and noticing that their sum is greater than 180 degrees.

    Translation of the analogy -- from a positive-curvature 2D ballon universe to our flat 3D real universe -- is left as an excerise for the reader...

    --
    The most rabid believers in American Exceptionalism are the exact same people whose policies are destroying it.
  86. Revisionist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler ordered the slaughter of approximately 5,709,329 people.

    No, Hitler killed 13 million people in the camps. 6 million Jews, 6 million Christians, and another million comprising all the Gypsies and those with birth defects that he were within his reach.

    Not nice to be a Historical Revisionist. God will get you for that.

  87. Re:I'm assuming you're joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm.. Elements higher than Iron were created in SuperNovae? That means that all the uranium,lead,etc on earth was formed in supernovae? What I don't get is how there have been enough supernovae in our part of the galaxy to produce this matter when the universe is approx 15 billion years old, and each star lives about 5 billion (I think).

  88. Re:I'm assuming you're joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star lifetime is highly variable, with the stars that produce super novas living by the rule "Live Fast, Die Hard."

  89. Re:Flat universe evidence (ALMOST) explained by Scott+Ransom · · Score: 4

    That explanation was pretty close but was slightly incorrect on some important points (I'm finishing my PhD in Astronomy, so have a least _some_ room to speak).

    A flat universe (Omega_total = 1) simply describes the geometry of spacetime -- it is flat (i.e. parallel lines do not converge, triangles have 180 degrees). It says absolutely nothing about whether the universe will expand forever or eventually collapse. These bad assumptions are the result of years of astronomy classes that nay-sayed Einstein's Cosmological Constant (his " greatest blunder"). In those days, Omega_total, which equals Omega_cosmo_const + Omega_matter, was thought to equal just Omega_matter -- since Omega_cosmo_const was obviously 0. In that case, if Omega_matter = 1 then you get a universe balanced on the brink between eternal expansion and collapse.

    But in the past couple years, numerous groups (the most famous using Type IA supernovae) have shown evidence that Omega_cosmo_const seems to be about 0.65 or so. Add that to the measurements of Omega_matter of about 0.35 and you get Omega_total = 1. The BOOMERANG measurements are simply an independent measurement of this, but this time using the cosmic microwave background -- a very important measurement.

    If there is a cosmological constant, but Omega_total = 1, than the universe is flat, but the relative proportions of the two determine whether we get eternal expansion or not.

    With current measurements, it looks like we have an open (eternally expanding) and flat universe. This saves (barely) Inflation, and solves a bunch of other Astro problems. Although now we have another big question: If this is real, Where in the hell does the Cosmological Constant come from?

  90. So Much for the BIG BANG!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are in a flat universe. How could the universe have started? With a big bang, there would have had to have been a huge amount of gravity (or something) excerting an influence to make the universe flat. Just my 2 cents.

  91. Dr. Seuss knew the real truth by weave · · Score: 1
    Astronomers, Physicists, Theologists, and Al Gore. None of them know jack. The true genius was Dr. Seuss.

    The truth about the universe is described in the book Horton Hears a Who.

    For those nerds out there that grew up reading the PC BIOS source listing that was once published in the IBM PC Hardware reference manual, I strongly suggest you buy the above book and expand your mind a bit.

  92. Oops: Bad choice of a word... by Scott+Ransom · · Score: 1

    In my last paragraph I said that "it looks like we have an open (eternally expanding) and flat universe". I shouldn't have said "open", because in Cosmological parlance, that means negative curvature. So just skip that word and continue with "eternally expanding"!

  93. oops! For me as well. by newfmike · · Score: 1

    You are correct and I am wrong! I just went back over my general relativity notes I I see my error right now.

    Thank you for pointing that out. I just hope everyone else will read it as well!

    --
    "Posessing a degree in science does not necessarily make one a scientist"
  94. Simpleton Logic by bungalow · · Score: 1

    Presumptions:

    1 Omega = 1 OR Omega > 1

    2 God exists

    Conclusion:
    I'm hungry. And I need to go to church tomorrow.

    _______________________________

  95. mmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flat just like britteny spears stomache!

    W3WT!

  96. Don't forget Commies, Fags, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Didja know the pink triangle as a symbol for homosexuality was invented by the Nazis? Gays were made to wear it, like Jews were made to wear the yellow star. So taking that as a positive symbol was a lot like adopting the word "queer" as a positive word: A big old middle finger at the swine of the world.

    Anyhow, this thread has long since succumbed to Whatsisname's Law, the one about how discussions on the net always eventually degenerate into comparisons involving Hitler . . .


  97. It's not writing, it's just squiggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Don't forget to look at the stunning calligraphy on the walls of these buildings

    I've seen that stuff. It's not writing, it's just squiggly lines. It doesn't mean anything. I spent some time looking at it, and I didn't recognize a single solitary letter, because there aren't any. Apparently they make their squiggles from right to left, too -- final proof (as if you needed any more) that the whole thing's a sham: They don't even know enough to do it in the right direction! That's a sure sign of an inherently illiterate people if I ever saw one. To a Christian, it's intuitively obvious that writing goes from left to right. How often do you pick up a book and unthinkingly try to read it from the right-hand side of the last page? Not so damn often, I suspect. You just know which way it goes. But still you persist in pretending that these inferior minds are "just as good" as yours. Your "reverse-racist" self-hatred is pathetic and you deserve compassion, but for some reason all I can summon up is contempt.

    Maybe it's because of the fact that you're selling out your culture, your nation, and your God by siding with these primitive barbarians. Yeah, I guess that's it. Maybe I should have more patience with racist acts of high treason, maybe I should feel kindly disposed towards somebody who wants (in essence, never mind the details) to betray millions of Christian children into savagely brutal slavery at the hands of God-hating primitives, but I just don't. Go figure.


    1. Re:It's not writing, it's just squiggles. by Mornelithe · · Score: 1
      I'm very sorry about this, and I know I'm not being very Christian when I say this, but: where did you come up with these idiotic ideas? The reason that you read from left to right and from the 'front' to the 'back' is because that's the way English is written. If the most dominant language went from right to left, then perhaps the 'back' of the book now would be the 'front' of the book, and you would be arguing how stupid those English people are for reading from left to right. And I am highly insulted by your comment "To a Christian, it's intuitively obvious that writing goes from left to right." This is true only if that "Christian" is some kind of warped racist bigot who has no concept whatsoever of reality. I use Christian in quotes because I personally don't think a real, good Christian could be like that. Perhaps I'm to naive.

      And another thing. I read the line where you said, "Your 'reverse-racist' self-hatred is pathetic and you deserve compassion, but for some reason all I can summon up is contempt." Why do you assume that if you 'love' one race, you must hate all others? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Just because I accept other races (which incidentally they can't choose, so isn't any reason to discriminate), it in no way influences how I feel about myself. Perhaps it does for you, but I am not you, and I doubt that many other people are either.

      I have in no way seen any attempt to enslave innocent Christian children. Just because people have differing views or backgrounds from you doesn't mean that they are "primitive barbarians." If I were there with you, I'd smack you on the back of the head with my class ring. Maybe that'd rearrange your brain in such a way that you'd be able to see the err of your views.

      If you had really given "your life to God," then maybe you would have studied his teachings, which as far as I'm concerned totally contradict your beliefs. You seem just like the slave owners of the early Americas, emphasizing "slaves be obedient to your masters" and ignoring the teachings of compassion and forgiveness as they whipped and beat their slaves. If you must express your beliefs, don't append the word "Christian" to them, because that's not what they are.

      --

      I've come for the woman, and your head.

  98. Re:Amoral Liberals by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

    okay. I don't know if you're just REALLY good at trolling, or clueless about what a "sig line" is. A sig line has nothing to do with the rest of the post, and is often a quote from something.
    In this case, it's a quote from Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts".
    Deep Thoughts are humor. Most of them take some completely ordinary statement and twist it to make no sense whatsoever.
    They are not political statements. You were obviously just looking for some trigger to start your religious rant.

    BTW, your logic is great. It boils down to "My sense of morals is right because any other one is wrong according to my sense of morals, and if you don't agree it's because you're stupid."
    --

    --
    Win dain a lotica, en vai tu ri silota
  99. Bull.. by Axe · · Score: 1

    ... They should check other evidence before making broad statements like that. Most of of other evidence (like from supernova standard candles experiment) points to expanding universe. (omega less than 1)

    --
    <^>_<(ô ô)>_<^>
    1. Re:Bull.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they know about that stuff, but if that's what their data say then that's what you publish. That's how science works, despite what all the geniuses here on /. seem to think.

    2. Re:Bull.. by Axe · · Score: 1

      But clueless journalists take one particular result, ignore the rest, and make loud claims. It is not science.

      --
      <^>_<(ô ô)>_<^>
  100. Cephid Variable Star Research by ansible · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there some research recently with Cephid variable stars that indicated that the Universe is expanding at an accelerating rate?

    The whole idea is kinda crazy, because what could possibly be causing the Universe to expand such a long time after the Big Bang.

    Does anyone have any pointers to something on that?

    1. Re:Cephid Variable Star Research by bonch · · Score: 1

      I'm not a scientist or anything, so I might be talking out my ass, but I always wondered if the universe actually was expanding still, since it takes so long for the red-shifted light from the stars to reach us. Maybe it's not expanding, at least not as fast, and we don't know it since the light from those stars is just reaching us. I don't know, just a thought.

    2. Re:Cephid Variable Star Research by SIGFPE · · Score: 1

      One of the terms in the Einstein field equations (the equations that describe gravity in General Relativity) is proportional to a constant called the Cosmological Constant. If this is greater than zero it describes what is effectively a repulsive force that could be unmeasurably small locally but over the size of the universe is enough to cause an accelerating expansion. Just about any book on general relativity or cosmology will have a description of this.

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      -- SIGFPE
  101. A question. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    Your post gives me an opportunity to ask a question that bothers me:

    With all the universe present (latent?) at the initial singularity, why didn't it just remain the Mother of all Black Holes ?

    I know that BHs can radiate away their mass, but I'm not aware that they do it catastropically. (Hmmm... maybe the Big Bang was actually a Big Dribble ? Could that solve some of the problems that the inflationary models have been trying to addresss? [If so, remember that you heard it on /. first!])

    Please give a rigorous answer, support your claims of fact, and prove your claims of inference. But keep it all simple enough for a 3rd grader to absorb. Thanx.

    --
    It's October 6th. Where's W2K? Over the horizon again, eh?

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:A question. by rde · · Score: 2

      With all the universe present (latent?) at the initial singularity, why didn't it just remain the Mother of all Black Holes ?
      I've seen two plausible answers to this; one is what I like to call the 'just because' theory; a quantum flip made the big bang, well, bang. I'm not fond of this theory as I don't understand how something can change its state without time being present.
      The other, cooler theory involves time loops. Relativity tells us that time can go backwards as long as the loop is closed, so its effects are never noticed. But if one of these time loops tried to loop back to before the big bang, weirdness would happen. This time loop would not only start the big bang, it would be the big bang.
      So the universe cloned itself. However wrong that theory may eventually turn out to be, I think it's cool and I really hope it's right.

      John Gribbin wrote about this in New Scientist last year; I can't find it in the online edition but the piece is recreated her e (scroll down to In the Beginning 24 Jan 98 New Scientist).

  102. Cosmo Constant by Fenmere,+the+Worm · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm just an afficianado of this stuff, so alls I got to add is what I read from Stephen Hawking (it's a bit cliche to quote him, but he really is a decent writer).

    The idea that he outlined, and he seemed pretty uneasy about it of course, is that for virtual matter. I don't know who all worked on the idea, so I can't give credit where it's due, but I like it. It also happens to explain how black holes can lose mass.

    The idea is that in a given bit of space, like the space between my two front teath maybe, there is a little bit of pressure exherted by mass that is constantly popping into and out of existence. A particle and an anti particle spontaniously form, like a standing wave, and spin back into each other and dissapear. In the black hole model, one of this pair gets eaten by the black hole while the other spins off into the rest of the universe, but only some of the time.

    This seems nifty and tight, and wonderfully unevidenced at the moment.

    Anyway, I hope this wasn't too redundant.

    --
    -- "So far, I have not found the science" -Soul Coughing
  103. YES! Nuke the Yankees, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Blast 'em all to hell, I've heard all the stupid jokes I'm going to stand for, and suck.com just better, well, they just better watch out, is all.

    OOOHHH, yeah, their days are NUMBERED.


  104. Re:Foolishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a nutter...I hope you're joking. Actually, simply by using a computer, you are defying God. Alan Turing, who laid the foundations for all modern computing was (gasp...) gay. That's right. You're using a gay device to post your comments.

    Please note that I'm an atheist who has nothing against gays. I'm just illustrating how stupid christian fundies are.

  105. Flamebait Critique Weekly: Vol. 1, Issue 1 by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the premiere issue of Flamebait Critique Weekly. This series of posts seeks to critique and satirize one selected piece of flamebait each week (or whatever other time period passes by before another particularly spectacular example appears). In this issue, we cover a piece by prolific flamebait writer A. Coward. This particular work seems to concern the values of one Christian zealot, when faced with a joke he (or she; A. Coward's gender is unclear at this point) does not seem to understand. Sadly, the piece is quite weak. Let us examine it further...

    At first glance, it seems shocking: This person (and I use the term in a spirit of far greater generosity than it could possibly deserve) brags about practicing cannibalism.

    Weak introduction. It doesn't quite mesh with the title, which has nothing to do with cannibalism. Are we reading a piece on liberals or cannbals? In addition, this entire paragraph consists of a single run-on sentence, with no thesis. I suggest heavy revision in the next draft.

    But then when one really thinks about it, it's only natural. Those who reject God have, in so doing, rejected the only valid basis for morality in the world.

    "It" is overused in the first sentence: twice adjacently. It hurts the flow. My suggestion is to replace the second "it" (which is in a contraction, a formal literary no-no) with "this is." It is wordier, but helps the flow of the piece.

    The second sentence (which contains two unnecessary commas) is the first of several fallacies: it makes a statement without backing it up with any quotations or other pertinent data. Why have they rejected the only valid basis for morality? More to the point, why is this the only valid basis for morality? We have no data.

    Also, between these two sentences, we have a change in tense from the present to the present perfect. This should be avoided in future revisions, or at least arranged such that tense is consistent within paragraphs.

    They have become totally amoral - not immoral, but amoral. They are not even capable of conceiving of "right" and "wrong". "It's all relative!", they cry.

    Pronouns without antecedents. Who are "they"? What is this "it" which "they" claim is "all relative"?

    If there's no right and wrong, why not engage in cannibalism?

    Grammatical error: it should be "if there are no right and wrong" or "is there is no right or wrong."

    One need only take a brief look around the world at the barbaric behavior of those who practice anti-God "religions" (e.g. Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Communism, etc.) to get a clear idea of where this increasingly atheistic nation is headed.

    First, a factual error. Communism is not a religion, and has never so much as claimed to be. Quite the opposite, if the truth be known.

    Also, "anti-God 'religions' " is an oxymoron, as it violates the definition of a religion as the worship of one or more dieties or other higher powers. Furthermore, in the case of polytheistic religions we have the question as to which god these religions stand against. Perhaps a more honest answer would be "non-Christian religions." This answer would also be more honest with the reader, as this is piece is clearly meant to be read as though written by a Christian zealot.

    Just in case you're a little slow (Liberals usually have subnormal mentalities), here it is, in plain and unmistakable terms:

    Stalin killed thirty or forty million people.

    Stalin was an atheist.

    You figure it out.


    First, we have another run-on sentence. Second, we have inaccurate statistics: "thirty or forty million" should be replaced with a more accurate number. Third, there is a logical fallacy: the author sees a coincidence and assumes causality. How did the face that Stalin was an atheist cause him to kill "thirty or forty million" people? Could something else have caused this, such as Stalin's insanity? Without data to back this, we have no idea as to these propositions. Please provide more data in the future.

    The only truly endangered species on Earth today is the Human Race.

    "Human race" is not a proper noun, and not the first word of the sentence, and therefore capitalization is inappropriate.

    The time has come to defend ourselves. We have not only morality but God Himself on our side.

    Here, I begin to suspect plagiarism. This same statement has appeared on countless pieces of Ku Klux Klan literature. Similar statements have appeared on literature from the Moral Majority, the Christian Coalition, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Army of God, the Irish Republican Army, and other groups of religious zealots. Proper referencing is essential to good writing.

    The poor dumb Liberals (atheists, Canadians, Buddhists, etc.) have nothing to sustain them but their own howling insanity and sick hate.

    There should be a comma between "poor" and "dumb." "Liberals" should not be capitalized. Furthermore, the items in the list (which we can assume to be a list of "poor dumb Liberals") are mismatched: a philosophy, a nationality, and a religion. There is also no proof of insanity or hatred. For that matter, adverbial phrases are misused; insanity cannot howl, not can hatred become ill.

    WE WILL PREVAIL.

    Capitals are again used inappropriately. Boldface is appropriate, as it denotes emphasis. However, the quote is "We shall prevail" and again proper referencing is not used (in this case, to George Orwell's 1984.)

    Millennium's Rating: 0.25 stars (out of 5).
    Pros: No spelling errors whatsoever found by this reviewer.
    Cons: Weak introduction, numerous grammatical errors, lack of data to back up assertions, misquoting of famous literature, and suspected plagiarism.
    The Final Word: Not worth the read. Send it back for a few more revisions.

    1. Re:Flamebait Critique Weekly: Vol. 1, Issue 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Rochester Institute of Technology is a second-rate school for second-rate individuals.

    2. Re:Flamebait Critique Weekly: Vol. 1, Issue 1 by thebruce · · Score: 1

      Again, not my discussion, but... Also, "anti-God 'religions' " is an oxymoron, as it violates the definition of a religion as the worship of one or more dieties or other higher powers.

      Actually, a religion is better defined as a strong belief in something, and following rules and/or guidelines which are required by the religion. I'm not quoting a dictionary, but religion is commonly used outside of the context of a god or deity, though most commonly understood in that context.

      In this case, I think that anti-god religion is valid, because they believe there is no God, and live their life by that, most noticeably in discussions like this where it is necessary to make known that they do not believe in God or are essentially 'anti-god', and quite often in life make decisions based on that belief; otherwise, they could not call themselves, uh, whatever can be called an anti-god religion.

      Along the same lines, many Christians coint he phrase 'it's not a religion, it's a relationship'. Which in this case is also valid. Relationships are intimiacies between two beings (most commonly, humans) from acquiantances, to friendships, to mates. Based on the Christian faith, Christianity is better described as a relationship, since it is not rules or laws you must abide by whether you like it or not, but the sincere desire to do so founded on the bible, and the type of relationship that exists between the person and God, which is best described as a friendship.

      I don't think I explained it best, and it's getting late. ta-ta

  106. Smash Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should smash the Bourgeois exploitation with Communist revolution.

  107. Alpha theory by JM_the_Great · · Score: 1

    Officially, like all good God fearing Christians, I believe that Genesis 1 holds the truth to the beginning of the universe (kinda, _our_ universe, it actually leaves just as many unanswered questions as my theory does, but...)

    (btw - I call it the alpha theory not for religious reasons, but beacuse alpha means beginning, this, in essence would be a theory of the very beginning)

    First, there was nothing, no energy, mo matter, no quantum laws, no relitivity, just nothing (actually, even nothing wouldn't exist :))

    In this nothing there was an infinity amount of "energy". Not energy as we think of it, not even energy as in E = mc^2 energy, pure energy. Energy that is not from what exists, but from what dosen't exist.

    A huge amount of this energy was made into this loop. A string of energy that was infinite. Since E=mc^2, there was also infinite mass (theoretically, however, it couldn't be comverted into mass until some physical laws were established) Then, there was an inbalance in the energy and the loop or energy exploded to form everything.

    Once it exploded, most of the infinite energy was transferred into the explosion and kept the universe expanding (and still does) into the nothing it came from (note: since this energy obeys no physical laws, it can go faster then light, and very well might, noting that it might be gaining force be picking up the "energy" that it came from, or the "energy" might slow it down, or it might explode another universe that will halt the expanse of this one). Though most of the energy was involved in expanding the universe, some of it was `left behind' (probably the energy that exploded inward, instead of out). This energy `decided' what quantum laws would be, they were transformed into quarks/neutrinos/anything else I missed. Which, of course, are the buiding blocks of atoms, the building blocks of everything.

    Along with this, I believe that the universe will keep expanding forever. It will never contract into one big (or small) singularity. The energy expanding the universe will always keep it expanding (though, theoritically, all the matter in the universe could contract into a singularity and reexplode, but, it wouldn't form a new universe, just refilling the same universe).

    I also think in this explosion would have directed the universe primarily in two directions, and charged the opposit sides accordingly. Though the universe isn't actually of a disc type, it just naturally formed that way (except for a jet that would have exploded up and down relitive to the string of energy that started everything).

    When everything is finished, we get a flat circle with two jets coming out of the center of the universe (like black hole with an accreation disk looks like to us). Also there are two sides,
    neither of which would ever naturally meet, of the universe (one with matter, the other with antimatter). The jet at the middle going up and down would be neutral matter, or matter without a charge.

    I may be totally wrong, or might be reinventing the wheel, but I did come up with it.

    --

    --Justin Mitchell
    "2nd Place is a fancy word for losing" --Bender (Futurama)
  108. Re:Amoral Liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cannibuls.

  109. Re: That is *NOT* Murphy's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are confusing Finagle's Law with Murphy's Law.

    Murphy's Law:
    ---------------------
    If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

    Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives
    ---------------------------------------------
    Anything that can go wrong, will.
    - or -
    The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  110. Re: Why do we need a beginning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we always need a beginning, we have this inherited idea from the conception of human birth to death, that also that idea has to work on the wide scale universe. Why is it hard to comprehend that the universe had always existed forever, and will always, for infinite time.

    This birth/death concept is too lowlevel and too closely tied to day to day life.

  111. Re:But i already hold the patent to the universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am rich ass lawyer that cannot get enough $$$, and I alraedy own the patent to the universe, I invented the concept so everyone owes their existence to me.

    Pay up! or the universe will close.

    You have 30days

    -Dr. Slick Willie Gates

  112. The entire universe is below schwartzchild radius! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take the diameter of the known universe (slightly iffy) and the known mass of the universe (really iffy, but no matter). What is the schwartzchild radius for an object of that mass? It's beyond the radius of the known universe! (even if your mass estimate is is really low). We are all inside a black hole! And since there's no gravity inside of a hollow sphere, matter floats about freely in our universe regardless of how much dense matter is piled up on the event horizon "outside" as it falls inward. And that event horizon separates our universe from whatever meta-universe lies beyond. Only our gravity is felt outside. And since the universe is expanding, the meta black hole must be expanding. This implies that matter must be falling into out black hole universe. The expansion rate is just balanced by the matter falling inward, hence our universe is flat. And maybe the steady state theory was right. Where would this infalling matter from the meta-universe show up in our universe. There's no 'edge' in the spatial sense separating our universe from the outside. Every point in out universe is equidistant from the event horizon outside. So matter may indeed 'appear' evenly throughout space as it expands. Fascinating how old theories long thought dead can come back again. e.g., the rising re-belief in the aether... the omnipresent quantum foam that may act as the medium to transport light waves.

  113. Re:I'm assuming you're joking by anatoli · · Score: 1
    Actually, the smaller the star, the longer it lives. Very large stars (like those which eventually explode into Supernovae) are very short-lived -- about 100mln to 1bln years. While our Sun is alive for 5bln years already, and expected to live another 5bln. The larger the star, the more intensive its nuclear reactions; hence the phenomenon.

    Our Sun is believed to be a second- or third-generation star. That is, it emerged from Supernovae debris, and said Supernovae could in turn emerge from yet older Supernovae debris.

    That is why we have such relatively high percentage of trans-Fe elements in our part of the Universe.

    To the topic: I'm really disappointed. Omega=1 means heat death, while Omega>1 could mean there will be yet another BigBang after the BigCrunch.

    Please moderate this post down for your protection.
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  114. You're missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point of the study is simply going to reveal that they have finally stumbled upon a method of examining the exact same stuff as they were before, but with a dimension tossed out of the mix like a three-dimentional plot represented on a flat x-y coordinate graph, or a cross-section of the same. If you're trying to look at where things go when they don't exist, this is the way to go about it when you can't guess acurrately. Simply put, in boring calculus texts (umm... okay) when you had a complex formula to break down to uncover the exact values and/or ranges of the variables, the first thing you had to have was a few KNOWN values. One angle one side length are sufficient to isolate ALL the angles and lengths on some triangles. (I hope aliens aren't making me type this. I've been looking at a lot of pictures of crop circles lately.) This will provide a similar tool to actually attempting to TEST the formulas theorized about in sub-atomic physics. Remember the little story a week or so ago about the theory of dinky little universes everywhere. This is the kind of technology you use to TEST that kind of theory. ...at least unlike the atomic bomb, we won't have to make a tiny portion of the planet uninhabitable to do those tests. Fnord.

  115. So how does this support negative gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I say hooray for inflation theory; I was rooting for you all along. I can see how this makes inflation theorists happy, because their theory needed the universe to be flat. (Or: they predicted flatness, and it looks like they got it.

    The connection I need help with is what the article said about that wacky theory according to which empty space has a repulsive force on matter, forcing physical objects to accelerate apart from one another. I know what the evidence for the theory is (it's telescope observations a certain pattern of red shifts), I just don't see how the flatness of the universe makes this suggestion any more credible. I'm with Stephen Hawking on this one. He says that if you have to pick between a universal constant being incredibly close to zero and really being zero, our bet should be on zero. It's just more elegant. This is what I think of the proposed cosmological constant--but I'm willing to change my mind if the evidence rolls in. So is this evidence that should change my mind?

  116. More on variable light speed and others. by ElDaveo · · Score: 1

    Earlier this year, researchers discovered that a stream of photons can be slowed if passed through a dense concentration of Bose-Einstein condensate (5th form of matter, discovered in '94). In these experiments, they were able to slow the light particles to an extremely low 37 mph. So much for a constant speed of light. Reinstatement of a cosmological constant to explain the possible acceleration of the universe is very controversial. An accelerating model of universal expansion is something that doesn't sit well with a lot of physicists. I was a personal fan of the oscillating theory of the Universe (bang -> crunch -> bang -> crunch...), and this destroys that theory. Oh well... in this field, every six months, you have to be prepared to throw out all that you believe is true. Entropy will get us in the end, but at least it's toasty warm now.

    1. Re:More on variable light speed and others. by tgd · · Score: 3

      No one has ever said the speed of light is constant. You've read a few articles apartently and drawn the wrong conclusions.

      It was stated that the speed of light in a vacuum is an absolute barrier for mass less than light to be accellerated to with the addition of energy.

      Reletivity doesn't say anywhere that things can't go faster than light or that light has a constant speed.

      Lenses work because light moves slower in glass than in air. You get twinkles in the stars because light travels at different speeds in different densities of air. And its trivial to accellerate something faster than the speed of light in some mediums. I think its called Chernekov radiation, when an energetic particle travels faster than light in the medium its passing through. Its the blue glow you get from a nuclear reactor -- neutrons moving faster than the photons. You can picture it like a sonic boom, although physically thats not really whats happening. But the neutrons moving faster than the photons is the cause of it.

    2. Re:More on variable light speed and others. by ElDaveo · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you didn't listen in science class. It has been held for many centuries that the speed of light was constant. This *fact* has been proven over and over, and in turn, it's been used to prove and disprove many theories (remember the aether?) Any body approaching the speed of light will exponentially increase in mass, approaching infinity. If the neutrons were moving faster than light, they would have been larger than the universe itself. Light bends in a lens due to diffraction and diffusion, not by variations in speed. From what I understand, the experiment conducted regarding the Bose-Einstein condensate did illustrate a reduction in the speed of light, and not just an illustration of reflectivity. Although, I'll be the first to say that I haven't read much about it and I may very well be mistaken.

    3. Re:More on variable light speed and others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The speed of light in a vacuum is currently taken to be constant. The speed of light in other (denser) media is lower. Cherenkov (sp?) Radiation is the strange blue glow you get around spent fuel rods immersed in water in nuclear waste facilities. It is caused by subatomic particles emitted by the radioactive material moving faster than the speed of light in that medium, and causing the light equivalent of a sonic boom. Light bends in a lens because it moves slower in glass than in air. The more mass in a given space, the slower light moves through it.

  117. Koo koo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I'm sure you put quite a bit of thought into your theory, but if you really are interested in cosmology read a proper textbook on it. The misunderstandings your post displays make it clear you haven't done that. Oh, and if you're worried because of your "god-fearingness", don't; you always have the option (once you come to a more sensible opinion about the big bang) to say that God caused it all. That would be considerably less loony than what you've got now, unless, of course, you were just kidding, in which case I apologize. AC

  118. Re:Flat universe evidence (ALMOST) explained by ralphclark · · Score: 2

    You're right in that a repulsive "cosmological constant" force greater than gravitational attraction - if lambda does indeed have such a value - would force the universe open.

    IIRC the term "flat" was used to describe a universe with a time evolution that was neither open nor closed. You seem to be implying that the term "flat" actually refers to spatial geometry rather than spacetime geometry, and that the correlation of this word with such neither-open-nor-closed universes only applies if lambda=0.

    If so, then what is the recommended terminology for a universe of indeterminate lambda which is neither open nor closed?

    Where in the hell does the Cosmological Constant come from?

    I think I read somewhere that it's the pressure created by the energy of the vacuum; sounds like those virtual particles are forcing space apart in a manner not too unlike the original primordial seed.

    Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
    Thought exists only as an abstraction

  119. disk world? by zoefff · · Score: 1

    So if the universe is flat... and suppose that there are other flat universes...would this mean that we *are* on the disk worlds :-)

  120. Who cares if the Universe is Flat!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it really matter what the dimensions of the universe are? Why does it really matter if its flat, round or even square? As of now ...no human can travel beyond the moon! It just seems to me that if we really want to find out how the universe works, and if its flat or not. We should figure out a fast, and effeicent way to travel across it. Columbus didn't measure the waves and currents to long before he realized that he had to sail across the ocean to find out for sure that the earth was round. Yeah some of you might say that I watch to much T.V., and that real science just doesn't work that way. Its just that as humans we never really know what's going on until we do it, experience it, until we can touch it with our own hands. I don't think from our perspective the universe is any different. I don't think its enough to examine cosmic microwaves because if we continue to do only that then the only thing we will ever really know about the universe is that its flat. So my question is why is there no news about theories for new propulsion systems and things like that? I know things like that take time but does anyone know of a group of scientist who are atleast trying?

    1. Re:Who cares if the Universe is Flat!! by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Well Ok, good point, let's travel by creating a warp drive! No.. wait.. we need to know if the universe is flat first.. sorry. And if you cant see the logic in that, you really need to pick up a few books

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      -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
    2. Re:Who cares if the Universe is Flat!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say that finding out if the universe is flat using the current methods was a bad idea.I'm saying that its probaly all we will ever know if THAT'S ALL WERE DOING....next time read the whole post before you comment

    3. Re:Who cares if the Universe is Flat!! by terrisus · · Score: 1

      the thing is, one can't make something that travels faster than the speed of light (going on most theories), and if one did, one would have some other problems (again, going on most theories). so even if we were to someone invent some machine that traveled "just under the speed of light", virtually all of the universe would still be unexplorable to us. sure then we could take a 4-year journey (8 years round trip i believe) to the nearest star, but that's just one point. unless one can invent something that can transmit matter anyhwere in the universe without having to have a reciever on the other end, one cant do much more than ponder about these kind of things

    4. Re:Who cares if the Universe is Flat!! by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Umm...4 years earth time, but you would be in a different reference frame. Time will pass differently on you. Going at a high enough speed, you could get to the star in what seemed to you like 15 minutes. However, hundreds of years would have passed on earth.

  121. Re: Why do we need a beginning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does anything exist at all?

  122. Okay, correct me because I'm wrong... by tgd · · Score: 2

    I'm by no means an expert on this, but I thought quantum mechanics required the universe to be flat.

    I'm pre-coffee this morning, but I thought one of the effects of QED was a quantum explanation of radiation pressure involving sending a wave of some variety (again, pre coffee, I think it was an electromagnetic wave? maybe not... because I'm not sure that makes sense) when an electron gains energy, both forward in time, as well as backwards in time that propogate throughout the universe. At some point they impact another electron (or other particle), which inturn reemit the same sort of radiation half of which propogates back towards the original electron (half in terms of time, not direction). The vast majority of the radiation ends up cancelling each other out, but a small amount ends up "reflecting" back to the original electron and providing that resistance? If the universe was open, there wouldn't be enough advanced waves returning to balance things out (unless our understanding of the origins were incorrect, because you can't be open in one direction in time and closed in the other and still have things balance out), and if the universe was closed, there would be too many advanced waves returning and we wouldn't get the results we get.

    If I recall correctly, it was some work that Richard Feynmann did early on in his life that involved that.

  123. Here's yet another thought by tgd · · Score: 2

    This one popped into my head a few minutes ago, just a thought experiment on why the universe would have to be flat.

    If you accept the multiple-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, then every possible state of the universe exists (flat, closed, open, following every possible occurance throughout time).

    Assuming that we need a stable version of the universe where things occur in ways that match the observations of classical physics (special relativity, general relativity, thermodynamics, etc), then we suddenly have a defined number of states the universe must exist in where random quantum occurances don't violate thise rules to a significant enough extent to keep the physical processes we need to live from occurring. (Blending the Copenhagen and multi-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, I'm suggesting that the requirements for our conciousness to exist and thus be able to ponder the question forces the full range of possible universes represented by the wave function of the universe in general to collapse into discrete universes in which we're able to exist, one of which involves every instant we perceive passing through).

    If it turned out that the physical results of the radiation pressure I mentioned in my other post are inherantly needed for the proper functioning of our brain in being concious as we are, than those requirements as parameters to our conciousness cause the wave function of the universe to collapse not into discrete universes (ala the multi-worlds hypothesis) where the universe could be open or closed, but in fact our existance would force the universe we're concious of to drop into a stable state where its flat.

    Reversing that, basically I'm saying that if it turned out that the universe as we know it can't exist in a form that can support our form of conciousness without the specific form of radiation pressure we measure, and that pressure requires a flat universe because of the results of quantum electrodynamics, then our existance is either proof of the universe being flat, or the cause of the universe being flat, depending on how you want to look at it.

    Ugh, that just hurt my brain. Gotta love quantum physics.

  124. Re: two things.. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    1) Inflation theory does not contradict the round universe theory, it just makes it more annoying.

    2) To the inflation theory I must say BAH! and that is a very deep throated ba wich comes from the very center of my being.

    Just because Matter is going outward in all directions does NOT MEAN the universe is expanding.

    I say that the universe is infinite, and that infinity is a highly probable state of anything, via unlogic (Dont go to unlogic.html right now because recent realizations and rephrasings have not yet made it to the web).

    Matter May in some way "Create" dimensions, including time, but I, as are many others, am unsure. It is possible that the Universe is Infinite, And that matter within is flying out in all directions from the center (Yes, Infinite Distance can have a center, It just doesnt meet up with many of the requirements that we come to expect a center to have.)

    But one thing I've always disliked about the round universe Idea, is that whenever people find that something is infinite (And therefore not technically having a center) they tend to say it loops around.
    The worst example is Time, Wich has a near-absolute beginning point, And a not-all-too definate line wich twists into (Unless something undesirable happens) infinity.

    For millenia, and still I find, today, people believe[d] that time is a loop.

    And even the sign for infinity is, if you havent noticed, A closed loop.

    Until we learn to accept Infinity as Infinity, we will not be masters of the universe.

    And even then it will take some doing.

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  125. anything but religion? by codesmithe · · Score: 1

    >To make such statements is all meaningless philosophical speculation of course.
    >You simply can't describe the nature of existence and reality in conventional
    >human terms. It only make sense when you look at it from a quantum theory
    >standpoint.


    Yeah, but the quantum gravity thing and a TOE or GUT are as yet unverifiable speculation. And many GUT theorists have said that a GUT will only result in more questions. Anything to avoid even the slightest hint of a deity, or that something "beyond" the physical/mathematical might exist, right?

    Pardon me for being agnostic (rather than atheist), and allow me to quote physicist John Polkinghorne (who later became an Anglican priest!) from his book "Belief in God in an Age of Science"...

    "Moving up on the scale of bold speculation, one might evoke notions of quantum cosmology which suggest that universes of various kinds are continually appearing as a physical process called inflation blows up microworlds, which have bubbled up as quantum fluctuations in some universal substrate. Proponents of this point of view are sometimes moved to describe our anthropic universe as a 'free lunch'. The phrase itself should trigger a cautious evaluation of the offer being made. The cost of this particular cosmic meal is the provision that just the right quantum fields fluctuate in order to produce first inflation and then the necessary observed forces of nature. But this does NOT really remove anthropic particularity, for the basic physical laws still have to take certain specific forms which are the necessary foundation for the proposed quantum cosmology.

    "Beyond this point, speculation [on the part of atheists] becomes rapidly desperate [and as much so as any theistic arguments]. Maybe the laws of nature themselves fluctuate, so that a vast portfolio of conceivable (or, to us, inconceivable) worlds rise and fall in the relentless explosion of random possibility -- with occasional patches of transient order in a sea of seething chaos. We [as atheists] have moved far beyond anything that could be called scientific in this exercise of prodigal conjecture. It is time to consider Leslie's other alternative: that there is a divine purpose behind this fruitful universe."

    -- John Polkinghorne, "Belief in God in an Age of Science"
    (c)1998 Yale University
    ISBN 0-300-07294-5

    1. Re:anything but religion? by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      You have to remember that the quantum effects I was talking about owe nothing to GUTs or quantum gravity. These big-bang epoch events all took place within a very small volume; quantum effects dominated. And nobody doubts the correctness ofquantum mechanics on small scales - in fact the transistors which make your computer work depend upon them.

      I'm well aware that this "something out of nothing" theory is spiritually unsatisfying for those who need to feel that the universe has a "purpose" which can make sense to humans.

      Ontological arguments can be logically contructed within both theological and cosmological frameworks, and both require some assumptions to be made. The difference is that the assumptions acceptable to physicists are generally rather more economical than those acceptable to priests.

      The whole point of the quantum cosmogony I wrote about is that it achieves consistency with our poor but experimentally verified understanding of quantum physics without actually requiring the intervention of any external agency. Without requiring the pre-existence of anything in fact. It doesn't require our universe to be unique or even objectively real. You can't get much more economical than that.

      What plain everyday quantum physics tells us is that it is quite plausible for the Universe to have been formed out of nothing. Given that, by Ockham's razor it seems most likely that this is precisely the case. Why look for any additional cause if there is no evidence for one, and self-consistency can be achieved without it?

      On the anthropic principle, Polkinghorne missed
      the point entirely. If all possible universes exist (as quantum theory demands), then our finding ourselves in a universe like this is hardly a free lunch. Every kind of universe is available but only a universe like this one could have produced us. So naturally this is the kind of universe we perceive as we could exist in this form in no other kind of universe. There is nothing surprising, fortuitous or mystical about it, it is simply inevitable and required.

      If you are not convinced by the Anthropic argument then I beseech you to read J.D. Barrow & F.J. Tipler "The Anthropic Cosmological Principle" for a compelling and very tightly argued account of the theory.

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    2. Re:anything but religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that you say we can't describe the nature of existance and reality in conventional human terms. and that we must look at it from quantum theory standpoint. When the quantum theory, being devwloped by a human, is essentially conventional human terms. The only difference is the fact that only a certain group of people understand the principles of quantum theory. Of course this is true for all, or most, aspects of human existence( where only a selected group has any givin level of understanding of the subject, or expertise if you will) I hope this meaningless philosopy didn't annoy you, but then why should it. After all that's the realm all of you arm chair physicist are in.

    3. Re:anything but religion? by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      Well, I am an armchair physicist all right. mea culpa. Though I hope I do better than most (such hubris!).

      You raise an interesting point and while I agree that most of philosophy is horseshit, ontology and epistemiology are a different matter as they are the only tools available for examining what lies beyond the scope of our instruments. Your assertions are far from meaningless.

      However I must still disagree with them.

      Quantum mechanics has been called the most successful physical theory of all time, by virtue of the number of predictions it has made which have been experimentally verified. But this is mot really the point.

      My understanding is that quantum theory is so abstract that it is qualitatively different to all other fields of human study. It is believed by many that quantum theory is the substratum which underpins not only the universe, not only all that which exists, but in fact all universes and all that could possibly exist in any sense at all, anywhere.

      So, to suggest that quantum is just another flawed "human" interpretation no better than theology is somewhat wide of the mark, IMO.

      However, I don't think there is a single person in the world who would seriously claim to understand quantum theory. It is, after all, an incomplete theory, and our current understanding must therefore be an oversimplification. All the same, if we ever manage to fill in the holes it will still be a quantum theory and I think the essential principles we use in quantum mechanics today will remain intact.

      There is one line of investigation I read about which seems to suggest that quantum theory might be an inevitable consequence of number theory. If true this would be an astounding result as it would mean that the universe is literally created out of mathematics. Maybe the entire cosmos follows inevitably from Bertrand Russell's simple method of constructing the set of natural integers. Wow!

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    4. Re:anything but religion? by thebruce · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that right off anything religious is credited to Roman Catholicism (ie priests in modern terms) :) but that's another topic.

      I'll get my views out in the open first. I don't believe in any universal origins of any kind, and the oldest thing I believe in the universe, is approximately 6000 years old. Laugh/scoff, etc... but I do, however thouroughly enjoy reading about all the theories of origins. Imagination is a powerful thing.

      Ok, now, to clear things up, NOTHING related to origins is fact - everything, as stated (hopefully) by everyone in this topic is based on theory. Though we can observe and test laws now, we have no basis as to what happened before recorded history. We can speculate and 'guess' at events and occurances, but nothing is provable.

      And as for Ockham's razor, all things being equal, I can't see how constantly changing theories and never coming up with something reliable to believe and all known laws and theories breaking down at a certain point and accepting that, can be easier than accepting the existence of a deity or God and that there is a purpose to everything. For one, obviously if everything was created, this God must be more intelligent than all life in the universe, and to control it must be more wise than anything in our comprehension could be.

      I'm not accepting this because it's the 'easiest' solution (which I do see it as), and not because I 'know' it's true - which in a nutshell, is not possible scientifically. God is not provable until he shows himself and we can prove it. Until then, it's just as much belief as the big bang and all origin theories. It's simply a matter of which is more believable to you, until you're proven right (or wrong).

      So, I'm not saying science is wrong, I'm just stating that I don't see how it could be right in this area. There is, and never will be, any way to prove the big bang, or any other origin theories. Life breaks down at death, so you'll never know until then. I'd rather die, believing I've got a purpose to life, that there is something bigger out there, that I know where I'm going, and that I lived a life that reflects that, rather than die happy that my life amounted to nothing in the end, except to help a lot of people in some cases, and by that pass on not knowing what's going to happen to generations beyond. It's more of a risk not believe in God if he exists that it is to believe in God if he doesn't exist. That's my point of view from life on earth. Spiritually, obviously I know He exists, and the only way I can prove it is to go out and have everyone prove it to themselves.

      Scientifically, there is no proof either way. Spiritually, well, the only option is God, otherwise there is no 'spiritually'.

      Ever think that maybe (well, obviously) if everything was created, it could be created old? If Eden was created, the trees were fully grown, no? In the same way, I think the fact that we try to trace the origins of the universe down to one point where everything breaks down is proof in the existence of God. He is so smart that He created everything in such a way to give us the choice of what to believe, which was His whole purpose - free will. And when it comes down to the breaking point, where it's either true or not, we're left undecided. He can't make the universe explainable, or He just disproves himself, which is not possible. The point where everything falls apart is where God comes in and shows you the alternative.

      I believe the theories we have about the origins of the universe are well founded, thought out, and experimented, and to be honest, I can't say they're not true - but only because they were made that way. Look in a mirror - essentially, it's endless, like you're peering into another world; but there's nothing past the glass. If God created the universe with age, we can peer past that boundary into, well, God's purest most ingenious creation.

      It seems to have morphed into a theological topic (again?) It seems anything related to the universe does... but that's how I see it. Prove it wrong. :)

  126. Re:Cosmological Constant And Infinity by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I dont know much about physics, even though I've got a theory on the universe, but I think I read somewhere that the Cosmological Constant was something Al E threw in to allow for the presence of aether(..sp?) to work out. Because we all accept the absence of aether.. I think, now, The Cosmological Constant is unneccessary.

    I was going to post to the message before this but now that I'm here I'll just go on: If An Infinite Ammount of Energy was released durring the 'Big Bang' then That would account for the throwing out of matter not slowing down, And the idea that the dimensional universe hadnt formed yet would account for the lack of infinite speeds.

    Ok, so that's Bull, but It may be correct and so nya. Ignore that, really, I was rambling.

    But really, my take on it is that Matter was thrown in all directions durring the big bang, including time. The reason it hasnt seemed to slow down any is because we're travelling through time slower, too. Ta,da.

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  127. That's a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Feminists universally hate men. I am not going to believe anything they say.

    Or are you really that deluded?

    Don't believe the propaganda. Most of the women I know are feminists, including my wife. They don't hate men. They think that they should have the same rights as men under the law. If you call that "hate", you're mentally ill.

    90% of what was called "radical feminism" in 1960 is now called "common sense". It's been so completely accepted as the norm that people don't even realize how much has changed. Read old stuff from the 1950's and look at the attitudes about women that people had back then. It's just plain weird! It's like watching a very strange cartoon. Feminism is just common sense, that's all.

    Yeah, there are radical lesbian separatists out there, but they're a tiny minority of feminists and they always were. They represent feminism the same way the Williams brothers (who shot the gays in California) represent Christians: Not at all. There's a nut in every crowd.


    1. Re:That's a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's take a look at some typical feminist quotes

      "Feminism is hated because women are hated. Anti-feminism is a direct expression of misogyny; it is the political defense of women hating" --Andrea Dworkin (b. 1946), U.S. feminist critic. Right-Wing Women, ch. 6 (1978).

      "Only when manhood is dead-and it will perish when ravaged femininity no longer sustains it-only then will we know what it is to be free." --Andrea Dworkin (b. 1946), U.S. feminist critic. "The Root Cause," speech, 26 Sept. 1975, at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge (published in Our Blood, ch. 9, 1976).

      "To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo." --Valerie Solanas (b. 1940), U.S. artist, writer. The SCUM Manifesto (1968). The acronym SCUM stood for "Society for Cutting Up Men."

      "Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace, they nevertheless exploit and injure in a myriad subtle ways. Without men the world would be a better place: softer, kinder, more loving; calmer, quieter, more humane." --Ann Oakley (b. 1944), British sociologist, author. Taking It Like a Woman, "A French Letter" (1984).

      "It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son." --Gertrude Stein (1874-1946), U.S. author. Everybody's Autobiography, ch. 2 (1937).

      "All men benefit from rape, because all men benefit from the fact that women are not free in this society; that women cower; that women are afraid; that women cannot assert the rights that we have, limited as those rights are, because of the ubiquitous presence of rape," Andrea Dworkin, Letters from a War Zone, p. 142.

      "The newest variations on this distressingly ancient theme center on hormones and DNA: men are biologically aggressive; their fetal brains were awash in androgen; their DNA, in order to perpetuate itself, hurls them into murder and rape," Andrea Dworkin, Letters from a War Zone, p. 114.

      "Under patriarchy, no woman is safe to live her life, or to love or to mother children. Under patriarchy, every woman is a victim, past, present and future. Under patriarchy, every woman's daughter is a victim, past, present and future. Under patriarchy, every woman's son is her potential betrayer and also the inevitable rapist or exploiter of another woman," Andrea Dworkin, Liberty, p. 58.

      Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership. Andrea Dworkin (b. 1946), U.S. feminist critic. Pornography, ch. 1 (1981).

      "All men are rapists and that's all they are," Marilyn French in People, February 20, 1983.

      "Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometime gain from the experience," Catherine Comins, Vassar College Assistant Dean of Student Life in Time, June 3, 1991, p. 52.

      Intercourse with men as we know them is increasingly impossible. It requires an aborting of creativity and strength, a refusal of responsibility and freedom: a bitter personal death. It means remaining the victim, forever annihilating all self-respect. It means acting out the female role, incorporating the masochism, self-hatred, and passivity which are central to it," Andrea Dworkin, Women Hating, p. 184.

      "Compare victims' reports of rape with women's reports of sex. They look a lot alike....[T]he major distinction between intercourse (normal) and rape (abnormal) is that the normal happens so often that one cannot get anyone to see anything wrong with it, " Catherine MacKinnon, quoted in Christina Hoff Sommers, "Hard-Line Feminists Guilty of Ms.-Representation," Wall Street Journal, November 7, 1991.

      Lets look at some feminist statistics:

      Women earn 50%/70%/74%/82%/insert some other percentage here. FALSE. Men work 400 hours more per year than women. When equalized for that and profession women make the same as men.

      Wife beating goes up 40% on Super Bowl Sunday. FALSE. This was totally made up, but the fact that it was made up did not receive as much media attention as the original lie.

      You call me mentally ill, but you are blind and a traitor. The comparision between feminists and Christians is nonsense since the Bible says "Thou shall not murder" and "Love all people". The "feminist bible" is the quotes and statistics that I have posted. There is nothing about equal rights, but hatred of men.

      You say not to believe the propaganda, but why shouldn't I believe that someone who calls for the execution of men. I am not going to let feminists take away my rights, toture me, and then kill me. If your wife calls herself a feminist, then either she doesn't understand what feminism really is or she is planning to divorce you take away your income and children. If you don't believe that is happening to other men take a look at our family courts sometime instead of calling people mentally ill.

  128. 80 Million Dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Yeah, that's the one :)

    I like him, he's funny.


  129. St. Paul sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Dammit, I don't remember where, but while St. Paul certainly said what you say he said, he did indeed at some point mention that gays should still be stomped . . .

    IMHO he was a prick in a lot of ways. He didn't much like women, either.


    1. Re:St. Paul sucked by thebruce · · Score: 1

      This is so frustrating... I try my best to be civilized in this kind of discussion...

      > Dammit, I don't remember where, but while St. Paul certainly said what you say he said, he did indeed at some point mention that gays should still be stomped . . . 1. You just swore 2. The Old Testament is exactly that - the Old Testament. Because of Jesus life and death, the New Testament was created. The Old was based on the culture at the time, the laws and regulations there-in. Because Jesus had not yet come and defeated death, laws were very strict. Even so, no where does it say thou shalt kill the homosexual. No where does it say thou shalt kill the jew. God is the only one who has the right to judge. We as humans are not God, and do not have the right to murder or judge, that is up to God. If the gay men are gay, practice homosexuality, and die homosexuals, they will deal with God then. Until then, we, as Christians can but try to help them and show them God. The SIN is what we kill, not the life! We want to save people, not send them to hell.

      If you've seen Contact (the movie), I can only picture you as they freak white-supremecist who blew himself up to destroy the 'alien' machine. Using the bible in specific points, exerpts, and out of context is strictly what God warns us NOT to do. I hate to say it, but by defending Christianity and God the way you do, you're simply condemning yourself.

      Williams, who killed the two gay men, is, unfortunately, going to reap the consequences. He may think he rid the world of two sub-humans, but he just sentenced himself to death, spiritually, and most likely physically. I see it as unfortunate, and a grave loss of two human beings who will now never get the chance to experience God's glory and live a full, decent life, and continue through death. I believe homosexuality is wrong, yes, but it does not deserve OUR judgement and verdict - it deserves riddance, and seperation from God's creation. Homosexuals are people too, yes :) homosexuality is wrong and sinful.

      What this has to do with evidence for a flat universe, only God knows! :)

      > IMHO he was a prick in a lot of ways. He didn't much like women, either.

      I won't even comment on this... it's simply ridiculous, and I hope you didn't mean it like you were stating for the record that you are sexist too...

  130. Re:You complete american MORON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no they don't!!
    Mis-correcting americans will not help them better themselves. See the numerous other posts explaining what "flat" in this context means.

  131. Re: two things.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sign for infinity is a closed loop because you can trace it out with your finger an infinite number of times, not because people think it loops...

  132. the speed of light IS constant by PsORoK · · Score: 1

    The speed of light is constant. When light seems to travel 37 mph through a medium, it's because the light bounces around like mad within that medium, traveling an enormous distance back and forth between various molecules and such, then finally emerges from the medium as though it had passed straight through at a speed of 37 mph. It was actually moving at 299,792 km/s the entire time.

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    S P O R K O P s O R o K s o P O R K
  133. Ummmm by psylence · · Score: 1

    Whoopdy doo Bazzle! What does it all mean?!

    1. Re:Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its about knowing if God is Open or Closed Source.

  134. Hey AC.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You learned this at one poin in time too..... so why don't you let him shithead.....

  135. Re:Cosmological Constant's origin by SIGFPE · · Score: 1

    The cosmological constant doesn't really have much to do with the aether. When Einstein came to writing down his field equations he wanted to write down the most general purpose equation he could that was simple and connected the variables he thought was involved in gravity. As a result he couldn't rule out the cosmological constant term because it's simple and connects these variables in a way that respects the symmetries one expects. There's no way to rule this term out a priori so Einstein had to leave it in.

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    -- SIGFPE
  136. Flamebait Critique Critique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    Weak introduction. It doesn't quite mesh with the title, which has nothing to do with cannibalism. Are we reading a piece on liberals or cannbals?

    The thesis of the piece is that they are one and the same. I'll grant that the logic is not so strong, but that's the whole point, isn't it? The only reason I bother writing trolls is the joy of playing with bad logic. This may seem odd to you, but it's the same phenomenon as the French eating moldy cheese that smells like socks -- or hard-core record collectors enjoying audience-tape bootlegs and rehearsal tapes. A "noble rot", you might say.


    . . . this entire paragraph consists of a single run-on sentence, with no thesis.

    Run-on, my ass. As for the thesis thing, that sentence introduces the premise underlying the whole essay.


    But then when one really thinks about it, it's only natural. Those who reject God have, in so doing, rejected the only valid basis for morality in the world.

    "It" is overused in the first sentence: twice adjacently. It hurts the flow.


    Point well taken. However, it does the flow far less harm than "but then when one", a phrase which is genuinely terrible. "But when you" would have been much better; "you" for "one" is acceptable in this context. "But when we really think about it" would have been best because it avoids the "you"/"one" problem. "One" is fine if you're in the MLA, but it's stilted as hell and should be avoided when possible (except in satires on the English upper classes :).


    Those who reject God have, in so doing, rejected . . .

    The second sentence (which contains two unnecessary commas)

    The commas help clarify what's being said. They also help keep the pace under control. The import of the sentence is well-served by a stentorian tone.


    If there's no right and wrong, why not engage in cannibalism?

    Grammatical error: it should be "if there are no right and wrong" or "is there is no right or wrong."


    That's debatable, though I tend to agree with you. I was probably thinking of "right and wrong" as a unit:

    "if (! (right && wrong))", if you know C.

    Of course, C's not English. On the other hand, which one flows best? This is not a formal essay, and I'm not gonna fire it off to the New Yorker. Colloquial usage is acceptable in the appropriate context (which Ross or White would be the first to tell you, by the way). Was this context appropriate? IMHO yes, but this is also debatable.


    . . . a factual error.

    What?! A factual error in a troll?! Good heavens, what is the world coming to!

    Erm, of course it's a factual error. That's the point.


    "anti-God 'religions' " is an oxymoron . . .

    That's true. It's also one that right-wing Christian zealots use from time to time. If I'm writing in that "voice", it's not unreasonable for me to say things that those people say. Get it? What I was doing was trying to capture the RWCZ worldview, which is essentially "magical" and very provincial. Their beliefs are unsupported by proof, so they assume that this is true of everyone else. If every opinion is a religion, and atheism (or science, or what have you) is an opinion which doesn't assert the existence of God, then atheism (or whatever) is by definition an "anti-God religion". It takes a lot of misinformation and bad logic to get there, but it's their bad logic, not mine. I don't invent this stuff, I satirize it as I see it. Okay?


    inaccurate statistics. . . a logical fallacy: the author sees a coincidence and assumes causality

    Yes, yes! You're getting warm, very warm! You've almost figured it out! Now all you have to do is grasp the fact that the piece was a satire on people who join logical fallacies to innaccurate statistics, and thereby reach insane conclusions.

    Are you really as humorless and literal-minded as you seem to be?


    Communism is not a religion, and has never so much as claimed to be. Quite the opposite, if the truth be known.

    Communism looks and quacks like a religion. I'm not the first one to notice this. It's a belief system which demands blind acceptance of certain unprovable assumptions, and which places faith in mysterious and intangible forces ("historical inevitability", etc.) It's evangelical, too. And if you read about the "conversion experiences" of Communists, they uncannily resemble those of converted members of conventional religions. Communism provides meaning and structure to people's lives.

    Furthermore, it's not uncommon for loony right-wing Christians to describe all points of view as "religions". For example, they frequently claim that the theory of evolution is a "religion", because they refuse to recognize that there's any evidence to back it up.

    Finally, it really doesn't matter that Communists claim not to be practicing a religion. The PRC does claim to be a "People's Republic". La di dah. The guy playing three-card Monte on the sidewalk claims to be honest. Lots of people describe themselves and their organizations in a lot of ways, and much of it is crap.


    The time has come to defend ourselves. We have not only morality but God Himself on our side.

    Here, I begin to suspect plagiarism. This same statement has appeared on countless pieces of Ku Klux Klan literature


    Uh, yeah, that's why I threw it in. The problem with your "plagiarism" thing is that while the sentiment has appeared countless times, that in and of itself is not plagiarism. Plagiarism is verbatim copying, for one thing, and for another thing, conventionalized sentiment is in the public domain.


    . . . the Irish Republican Army, and other groups of religious zealots

    Get your facts straight. The IRA is not, and never has been, about religious zealotry. It's a notably violent irredentist movement. They're interested in political self-determination, not prayer. They can pray all they like these days. Catholicism was legalized in Ireland in the nineteenth century. It's an historical accident that the native Irish in the Six Counties happen to have a different religion from the Scots and English who run the place. The war is not about religion, it's about national liberation on the one side and a depressingly unprofitable and pointless exercise in colonialism on the other side. Ethnic issues come into it, of course, but that's not religion.

    The same, by the way, is true of Hamas and Hezbullah, except that they make more noise about religion. Mainly they want their land, and they want Israel's land, too. A couple of the Palestinian liberation groups are Christian -- the PDLF, IIRC, is an example.


    Proper referencing is essential to good writing.

    It's essential to getting a passing grade on a term paper. The presence or absence of footnotes is irrelevant to the quality of the prose.


    WE WILL PREVAIL.

    Capitals are again used inappropriately. Boldface is appropriate, as it denotes emphasis.


    And the caps are appropriate, because they denotes even more emphasis.


    However, the quote is "We shall prevail"

    What?! Look, you've really lost it here. I said something that George Orwell didn't say, and then you accuse me of plagiarizing George Orwell -- and take me to task for not saying what he said! Well, gee, no kidding. It's different because I wasn't quoting him, don't you know. Subtle point, that. As luck would have it, I was quoting General Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove, and I got it right. Go sue Kubrick for plagiarism, if it means that much to you.

    Furthermore, "we will prevail" is like "you've got mail". You can't copyright three ordinary words expressing an ordinary idea. There's nothing unique there. One might just as well copyright "Looks like rain, don't it?" and initiate a suit against the entire population of the United States.


    The poor dumb Liberals (atheists, Canadians, Buddhists, etc.) have nothing to sustain them but their own howling insanity and sick hate.

    There should be a comma between "poor" and "dumb."


    It's not necessary and it impedes the flow. In colloquial American English that phrase is fine just as it stands.


    "Liberals" should not be capitalized.

    In a piece alleged to be written by a right-wing religious zealot, the capitalization makes perfect sense. They do that. They treat "the Liberals" as if they were an organized and homogeneous group. They talk about "Secular Humanists" the same way. See the writings of Paul Weyrich if you doubt me.


    the items in the list (which we can assume to be a list of "poor dumb Liberals") are mismatched: a philosophy, a nationality, and a religion.

    Yes, this is an obscure literary technique called "humor". At least you succeeded in decoding the antecedent properly.


    There is also no proof of insanity or hatred.

    Correct. See above about bad logic, humor, and right-wing religious zealots. In a satire which depends for its humor on of bad logic and factual error, you unerringly demand removal of the only elements which make the thing work. To do as you ask would gut the piece completely. It would become a boring position paper rather than a funny screed.


    For that matter, adverbial phrases are misused; insanity cannot howl, not can hatred become ill.

    "Howling insanity" denotes a variety of insanity which entails howling. It's colorful and hyperbolic. I like it.

    "Sick hate" denotes a variety of hate which is a sickness. It's also used from time to time by right-wing Christian zealots.

    There are no adverbs there. "Howling" is an adjective in that context, and "sick" is an adjective every day of the week. Good GOD, I used adjectives to modify nouns -- what was I thinking?! :)


    Look, I appreciate what you're doing and I hope that you'll continue with it, but you've got to realize that you're beating a butterfly with a rock here. My whole piece was nothing but a display-case for amusingly bizarre errors of fact and logic. To take issue with the errors because they are errors is to miss the point entirely. If they'd made any sense, I wouldn't have used them. And the prose? If you're not writing legal documents or formal essays, flow and clarity come first. You'd do well to expose yourself to the acknowledged masters of prose in the American language. Gents like Nabokov, E. B. White, James Thurber, H. L. Mencken, A. J. Liebling, and John McPhee[1] have a lot to teach us about flow and clarity. I can see you applying your ponderous and humorless red pen to any one of those writers, and it's enough to make a man cry. Lose the arbitrary and rigid "rules" about "correctness": If it works, it works. Writing is not a science, it's an art, like programming, engineering, or music.


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    [1] I don't claim to be operating on their level, by the way.

  137. Oops, forgot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    No spelling errors whatsoever found by this reviewer.

    Of course not. By the way, that's better than you did -- there's a "not" for "nor" in there somewhere, and a "face" for "fact" when you discuss Stalin. Please consider proofreading in the future. Really. It's very bad form to lash out at somebody's writing if your own writing is a mess. Hell, you need to work on your writing in general. It's pedantic and sluggish.


    numerous grammatical errors,

    Sorry, but this is just bullshit. You picked nits in a couple of places, but the "errors" are debatable at best.


    misquoting of famous literature,

    As I mentioned, this assertion leads me to suspect you of congenital idiocy as well as a deplorable ignorance of the films of Stanley Kubrick.


    lack of data to back up assertions

    Again, that's the whole point.


    Reading your little "summation" again, I'm starting to get annoyed. You are a remarkably arrogant for somebody so deeply lacking in humor and so impervious to the English language.


  138. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    keep up the amusing reviews Millenium!

  139. Let me get this straight... by seanb · · Score: 2

    Two murderers are in prison, and you chalk this up to persecution of Christians?

    I suggest you actually start studying Christianity as it was preached by Jesus, as opposed to the hate-filled legacy we have today. A good starting place would be John 8( Here is a copy online so you don't have to dig your Bible out from under the "Focus on the Family" propoganda sheets.)

    Sometimes I am ashamed to call myself a Christian. Never afraid of persecution, just ashamed of the image many "Christians" have earned.

  140. (sigh), you caught one. by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

    Fine...your troll worked.

    Let's take a look at some typical feminist quotes

    Why are over half of your "typical feminist quotes" from the same person? Are there only 3 "typical feminists" in the country.

    Oh, and I can play your game too:
    "It is shamefully easy for us to enjoy our own fantasies of biological omnipotence while despising men for enjoying the reality of theirs. And it is dangerous--because
    genocide begins, however improbably, in the conviction that classes of biological distinction indisputably sanction social and political discrimination." -- Andrea Dworkin, Biological Superiority: The World's Most Dangerous and Deadly Idea, 1977

    Sounds pretty reasonable to me. To be honest, I have no idea who Andrea Dworkin is, but it took me all of five minutes to find something supporting a view I hold. Hell, I could probably quote Phyllis Shlafly in order to support my view.
    I hope this sheds some light on the folly of using out of context quotes to support your view.

    --GnrcMan--

    1. Re:(sigh), you caught one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are over half of your "typical feminist quotes" from the same person? Are there only 3 "typical feminists" in the country.

      There are only so many feminist leaders.

      I hope this sheds some light on the folly of using out of context quotes to support your view.

      All right then. Tell me. What is the context of calling for the extermination of men? What is the context of slanderous statements like "all men are rapists"? Tell me. I would like to know what the context of the hatred, slander, and demand for execution of males like myself is.

      The difference between Phyllis Schlafly and Andrea Dworkin is that Phyllis Schlafly isn't calling for the extermination of men.

      I took a look at your website. I found the part where you advoate castration particularly interesting, even though the letter it was in response to is obviously a joke. I can understand why you think statements like "all men are rapists" are reasonable.

    2. Re:(sigh), you caught one. by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

      I really doubt this is worth my energy, but I'll point out a couple problems with your response.

      1. You are picking and chosing what you respond to. You ignore points that I can only assume you can't answer.

      2. You tell me that "there are only so many feminist leaders". You seem to be implying, from the quote you respond to, that there are only 3 feminist leaders. This leads me to the conclusion that you may really believe in some feminist conspiricy. C'mon, do you think the left is really that organized? We can't even get a real liberal elected into office, let alone organize a global conspiricy.

      2. Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear: Your quotes are not only out of context, but from dubious sources.

      3. You seem to imply that, because Phyllis Schlafly doesn't condone the extermination of men, her arguements are rational.

      4. You ignore my statement that I have no idea who Andrea Dworkin is. You imply that I am defending her statements when I am not. Indeed, I have no basis to defend her statements.

      5. You either haveno sense of humor, or (as I'm inclined to believe) you're putting me on.

      Again, this is either a put on, or not worth my effort any more. So that's it from me.

      --GnrcMan--

  141. Cosmological constant needs an explanation? by tilly · · Score: 2

    My background is in math but I do have a course in GR under my belt...

    Isn't the cosmological constant just a constant of integration? In a logical sense it doesn't need any explanation - you integrate and you have a constant left over whose value has to be measured!

    Cheers,
    Ben

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    1. Re:Cosmological constant needs an explanation? by newfmike · · Score: 1

      Correct. Look at my 2nd reply.

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  142. Re:Flat universe evidence (ALMOST) explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while (true) { printf("Ransom....\r\n"); sleep(30); } (apologies to C.S.Lewis - it just seemed appropriate)

  143. Re: Actually, you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The force that causes the universe to expand actually forces you outwards when you're at the edge of the universe. If you go too far, you indeed cannot get back, and in effect you do fall off.

    Of course, by the time you get there you have another, more serious problem. The electro-gravito-magnetic forces don't behave the same way there. Matter there exists in essentially a cosmic soup. Electrons are no longer attracted to protons, nor are they repelled by other electrons. Similarly the repulsive force between protons disappears.

    Also, from the extreme edges of the universe, light cannot travel back towards the middle. Like somebody falling into a black hole, an observer seeing somebody fall off the edge of the universe will see time appearing to slow down for the victim.

  144. Oh, lord. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Most of your quotes are from Andrea Dworkin, who is a nut. A couple are from Valerie Solanis, who was a nut and an attempted murderer. These are not "typical" feminists, they're crazy people.

    If these quotes were "typical", you wouldn't have had to rely so overwhelmingly on Dworkin. You could have found dozens of writers who say things like that.

    And the Gertrude Stein quote is no worse than what a lot of mainstream male writers (e.g. H. L. Mencken, James Thurber) have said about women. Men and women have never understood each other terribly well, and there's always been some sniping back and forth. Making fun of somebody is not a death threat. Male comedians say stuff like that all the time on TV, and female comedians say similar things. Nobody takes it very seriously, because it's not serious. Get a sense of humor. The rest of us can laugh at ourselves. What's your problem?


    The "feminist bible" is the quotes and statistics that I have posted. There is nothing about equal rights, but hatred of men.

    YOUR bible says not to bear false witness against your neighbor. Think about that. Then face the fact that YOU are not in any position to dictate to feminists what their "bible" should be. You're just yammering. On whose authority do you make this claim? Based on what consensus? You're lying and you know it. It's disgusting, but your God will take care of you when the time comes.


    You say not to believe the propaganda, but why shouldn't I believe that someone who calls for the execution of men.

    The propaganda says that Dworkin is the norm. She isn't. If you had any familiarity with feminism other than the propaganda you've been fed, then you'd have a more balanced picture and you'd be able to put Dworkin in perspective.

    There are a lot of "Christians" who call for the execution of all sorts of people. If my only exposure to "Christianity" were through a carefully selected set of quotes from the KKK and Christian Identity, I'd reach the same conclusions about Christians that you've reached about feminism. Fortunately for real Christians, the normal ones get a lot of exposure and nobody mistakes the fringe lunatics for the norm.


    Women earn 50%/70%/74%/82%/insert some other percentage here. FALSE. Men work 400 hours more per year than women. When equalized for that and profession women make the same as men.

    The 400 hours thing is meaningless without context.

    In this day and age, after thirty years of feminist activism and some legislation, most women in the USA are earning the same pay as men when they do the same job.

    On the other hand, I used to work at a company where women were generally offered smaller salaries and given smaller raises than men. There were exceptions, but that was a frequent occurrence. Nobody bothered doing anything about it, and they ultimately went bankrupt because that was not the only way in which the place was mismanaged. It was a mess. In this day and age, the only companies dumb enough to behave like that are the ones that are too dumb to survive anyway.


    I am not going to let feminists take away my rights, toture me, and then kill me.

    See? You are insane. Even in the Dworkin quotes above, nothing is said about "torture". You made that up to justify your own blind hatred of feminism.


    If your wife calls herself a feminist, then either she doesn't understand what feminism really is or she is planning to divorce you take away your income and children.

    No, she understands very well what feminism is all about: Common sense, basically. And no, she's not plotting against me. Get a grip, for Christ's sake. Please. Even if we do divorce, she'd never bother suing for alimony anyway, because she earns a respectable salary already. Alimony is a fossil left over from a time when women rarely were able to support themselves by honest means. Back then, getting married meant becoming an unpaid maid, and alimony was unemployment insurance. That's history. Get over it.


    You're an idiot in general. You're throwing endless Andrea Dworkin quotes at me (who the hell cares? Did I marry Andrea Dworkin? No, I've never even met her!), and I'm talking about real life experience with real life people on planet Earth. When you've got empirical data to go by, why bother looking something up in the book? The book, at best, won't tell you anything you don't know -- and it may very well tell you something entirely nonsensical. Exhibit A: You. Have a nice day, and have fun hiding under the bed. You're pathetic and deluded, which is its own punishment.

    1. Re:Oh, lord. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If these quotes were "typical", you wouldn't have had to rely so overwhelmingly on Dworkin.

      The squeaky wheel gets the grease...

      . Making fun of somebody is not a death threat.

      No a death threat is a death threat. You came up with that idea on your own. I never said it.

      Male comedians say stuff like that all the time on TV, and female comedians say similar things. Nobody takes it very seriously, because it's not serious. Get a sense of humor. The rest of us can laugh at ourselves. What's your problem?

      You're an asshole. That is my problem.

      YOUR bible says not to bear false witness against your neighbor. Think about that.

      Since when did I say that I believe in the Bible. Besides I haven't done that, so it is irrelevant anyway. Obviously you are such a leftist that anyone against you, must be a "right wing nut", right?

      Then face the fact that YOU are not in any position to dictate to feminists what their "bible" should be.

      If I was in a position to dictate what their "bible" should be, then I would leave out all of the man hating. Because of that, what you said makes no sense in proving your point. I am only making observations.

      You're lying and you know it.

      You're a slanderer and a man hater, and you know it.

      It's disgusting, but your God will take care of you when the time comes.

      Who said I believed in that?

      The propaganda says that Dworkin is the norm. She isn't. If you had any familiarity with feminism other than the propaganda you've been fed, then you'd have a more balanced picture and you'd be able to put Dworkin in perspective.

      If it is just "propaganda", then why is it the norm for feminism on every college campus? It has gotten so bad, that people are starting things like "Take Back the Date" marches.

      There are a lot of "Christians" who call for the execution of all sorts of people. If my only exposure to "Christianity" were through a carefully selected set of quotes from the KKK and Christian Identity, I'd reach the same conclusions about Christians that you've reached about feminism. Fortunately for real Christians, the normal ones get a lot of exposure and nobody mistakes the fringe lunatics for the norm.

      Where in the Bible does it say to execute someone unless they are doing something like invading your homeland?

      In this day and age, after thirty years of feminist activism and some legislation, most women in the USA are earning the same pay as men when they do the same job.

      So why are you defending people who say that the pay between men and women isn't equal? You have admitted I am right, so you are on the side of liars.

      See? You are insane.

      This statement is slanderous. I am not insane. I could have you sued for saying this since it violates my state's slander law.

      Even in the Dworkin quotes above, nothing is said about "torture". You made that up to justify your own blind hatred of feminism.

      What does "society to cut up men" mean to you? Sure Dworkin just wants to kill all men and be done with it.

      Get a grip, for Christ's sake. Please. Even if we do divorce, she'd never bother suing for alimony anyway, because she earns a respectable salary already. Alimony is a fossil left over from a time when women rarely were able to support themselves by honest means. Back then, getting married meant becoming an unpaid maid, and alimony was unemployment insurance. That's history. Get over it.

      Since when was I talking about alimony? Have you ever been to a divorce court/family court? Obviously not. Usually the men are dumbfounded that their wives want a divorce, and the child support scales are so outrageous that the man has no money left. Something like 90% of so called "dead beat dads" have child support orders greater than their (income - their own living expenses like food and shelter). You really don't know what is going on.

      You're an idiot in general.

      Again slanderous and actionable in court.

      Exhibit A: You.

      This proves that you have no real arguement since your entire arguement is that I am insane so you are always right.

      Have a nice day, and have fun hiding under the bed. You're pathetic and deluded, which is its own punishment.

      Since I am not hiding under the bed, pathetic, or deluded, again, this is slanderous. When you want to stop slandering me, and have some real arguements let me know.

    2. Re:Oh, lord. by thebruce · · Score: 1

      I'm not actually in this argument (sorry, discussion), but a couple of comments peaked my attention...

      >your God will take care of you when the time comes.

      Who said I believed in that?

      I find it interesting that people who don't believe in God, but freedom, say that you can believe in what you want, even if it's a God who will take you to heaven under certain conditions, and the rest will, well, go to hell. Yet because they don't believe it, they're exempt?

      I don't see how you can let someone believe something, well founded, which condemnes you, and either not worry about it or not be bothered by it. In the same way, I can't see how someone who does believe in that and has the chance to save many people, won't, because they can believe what they want...

      If you're a Christian and believe the bible, with God's love in you, you'll go out and save as many people as possible, not piss them off, pardon my french. If you're not a Christian, but say you can believe what you want, I'd be worried if someone believes you're going to hell because of it... that kind of God wouldn't pay attention only to the people who believe in Him, saying that the devil can take care of everyone else, except for the people who don't believe in me - they're safe. Just doesn't make any sense; it's a paradox. Anyway, number 2...

      Where in the Bible does it say to execute someone unless they are doing something like invading your homeland?

      Nowhere... at all... even if they are invading your homeland... I dunno where you got that, but it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that you are allowed to pass judgement through death on another man (human, for those radical, nutty, right-wing feminists; or should I say huwoman; sorry, homosapien :) ok, person) anyway, only God can pass judgement. We can punish, that's what the law is for, but not take the life of another as judgement. Again, the Old Testemant, aside from the ten commandments, was for the culture of the time. The New Testament is the new covenent for us. The Old Testament does not govern the laws for today.

      BTW, the laws for the United States for founded on the ten commandments, so our original basis for morality (here at least) came from God. But it's been morphed, exaggerated and tinkered with over time, essentially, to make everyone happy (the majority).

  145. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    There are only so many feminist leaders.

    More than three, you idiot.


    What is the context of slanderous statements like "all men are rapists"?

    What is the context of your slanderous statements to the effect that all feminists are calling for the extermination of men? Well? I'm waiting, you dismal moron.


    1. Re: Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This entire post is name calling. I have won then since you have no more logical arguements. You obviously defend the statement "all men are rapists" so you are a slanderer since there are men who are not rapists. I have shown that feminists are calling for the extermination of men so what I said is true so it can't be slanderous. It would help if you had some original thoughts instead of copycating me.

  146. 'Cause God says they are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I mean, if you're not going to take God's Word for it, who can you really trust?

    :)

  147. You are not invisible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Sometimes I am ashamed to call myself a Christian. Never afraid of persecution, just ashamed of the image many "Christians" have earned.

    Speaking as an atheist liberal, I'm quite aware that most Christians are normal, reasonable people, and I do make the distinction when I'm ranting about the nutty ones. It's not fair for you to take the rap for those clowns.

    At least you guys don't have to put up with Andrea Dworkin :)


    1. Re:You are not invisible by thebruce · · Score: 1

      > At least you guys don't have to put up with Andrea Dworkin :)

      Care to enlighten us? :)

  148. :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I am not you, and I doubt that many other people are either.

    Damn, I like that line.


    You seem just like the slave owners of the early Americas, emphasizing "slaves be obedient to your masters" and ignoring the teachings of compassion and forgiveness as they whipped and beat their slaves.

    At work (damn, damn) I have a link to an essay on the web about Christian views about slavery in the old South. Come back tomorrow morning (monday 11/29) and I'll try to remember to post it.

    Apparently there was denial, and there was guilt, and a lot of other things. There was an Old Testament-derived notion of the hierarchical ordering of the "household", which justified slavery: One's wife and children weren't free agents, either. Beating etc. for the sake of discipline are entirely frowned upon in the Old Testament. Ultimately, the attempted theological justifications of the "peculiar institution" didn't last. Anyhow, the views of Southerners at the time were far more varied and nuanced than you might think (as were the views of Northerners, which were often nothing for us now to be proud of). The net result was evil, of course. I'm not denying that, but how they got there is interesting. I think that we in the North (I don't know if I speak for you in that respect, of course) often tend to have an overly simplistic view of the South. They probably return the favor, I'm sure, though AFAIK the mass media tend to be Northern (barring CNN) so they're probably better informed about us than we are about them.

    1. Re: :) by Mornelithe · · Score: 1
      I am not you, and I doubt that many other people are either.

      Damn, I like that line.

      Heh. Oops. That came out rather wrong. That's what I get for not proofreading.

      And I know that the South wasn't really the unit that us northern folk tend to think it is (I'd better, or else I'm going to fail some tests :)). If you ever come back here to read, post the story by all means. I'm sure it's most enlightening.

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  149. correction (warning: differential equations) by kipling · · Score: 1
    actually, PurpleBob's comment is correct, but the example x=ln(t) is the wrong one.

    Simplifying things to a two-body Newtonian universe (so that we have a hope of understanding the equations -- IANAP) the question is analogous to the problem of determining escape velocity and the motion of a body travelling at escape velocity. The differential equation in question is x''=-K/(x^2), where x is the distance as a function of time. This has a family of solutions of the form x=A (t-B)^(2/3) where A is a constant determined by K and B is an arbitrary parameter.

    It actually has a stack of other solutions (2nd order DE implies a two-parameter family of solutions) but we only expect a one-parameter family to have the boundary condition "x' approaches 0 as t approaches infinity". Indeed, you could make the other parameter equal to the asymptotic velocity/kinetic energy/etc, which the above family of solutions has equal to 0. So with this solution, you will note that x approaches infinity and x' approaches 0 as t approaches infinity.

    From a physicist's perspective, think of the balance of potential and kinetic energy, with the total energy of the system being zero. You want kinetic energy to converge to zero (from the positive side), so potential energy must converge to zero (from the negative side) and so the distance has to converge to infinity. This also applies to the relativistic version, which the simplified analysis above only approximates.

    I hope this clears things up! 8-7

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  150. but PE=0 implies separation = infinity by kipling · · Score: 1

    ... see my earlier response (which may appear below this one) with "differential equations" in the subject

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    1. Re:but PE=0 implies separation = infinity by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      You're right, of course. I was inappropriately extrapolating from the purely local case PE ~ mgh (proportional to separation) and forgot that over significant distances PE=-G.m1.m2/r (*inversely* proportional to separation but with reversed sign). Somewhat counter-intuitive, but damn I should have remembered that. OK, put me in the sludge tank...:o\


      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

  151. nah - it would spit them back by kipling · · Score: 1

    nah - it would spit them back. The other side of the universe has no more use for them than we do. We would have to hack up our own open source wormhole drivers for this task.

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  152. A better analogy: the oven. by renoX · · Score: 1

    A better analogy than the inflating ballon, is an oven in which you cook a cake: the cake's volume is growing, and still parts of the cake are moving apart.

    It is a much better analogy because it's 3D, the only "catchy" point is that in reality we are in the cake and there is no oven, no "outside" of the cake.

  153. Give it a rest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I have won then since you have no more logical arguements.

    The fact that you are wrong is not dependent on the debating tactics those who disagree with you.


    You obviously defend the statement "all men are rapists"

    That's insane. Nowhere did I say anything even remotely like that. I said that the people who do say that are wrong, that they are a small and irrelevant minority of feminists, and that that statement does not reflect the beliefs of feminists in general, nor the nature of feminism itself. My point is that you insist on quoting only the lunatic fringe, while neglecting entirely to include the mainstream.

    The same logic could be used to indict Alan Keyes or George W. Bush as Klansmen. After all, David Duke at one point called himself a Republican, right? This is a matter of public record. But it would be idiotic to make any soup out of that oyster because Keyes and Bush are not in the Klan. Get it?


    I have shown that feminists are calling for the extermination of men so what I said is true so it can't be slanderous.

    To call Keyes or Bush sympathetic to the Klan (much less members of the Klan) would be slanderous. The fact that there are Klansmen in the Republican Party is irrelevant, because the views of the vast majority of Republicans do not reflect the views of the Klan on most topics. It's true that most (if not all) Republicans are opposed to welfare, and that the Klan is also so opposed. So what? The rest of what the Klan believes is nutty.

    As I've demonstrated at great length, you are taking a few quotes from the lunatic fring and claiming that the mainstream agrees with them. You offer no evidence whatsoever to support this claim. You want to talk about slander? Go right ahead.


    Oh, yeah, there is one big and very important difference between nutty extremist feminists and nutty extremist Christians and Klansmen: The nutty extremist feminists have never, ever killed anybody. Valerie Solanis shot Andy Warhol, but he lived, and that's about it. Other than that, they've got a clean record. The nutty extremist Christians and Klansmen, however, have turned violent on a fairly regular basis and they've racked up quite a body count over the years.


    Quite honestly, I don't really care whether I convince you or not. You're a fringe lunatic yourself, and in the United States, fringe lunatics like you and Andrea Dworkin are politically irrelevant. The majority in this country is fairly calm and rational. Jefferson was right. The only person suffering from your delusional worldview is you yourself (well, if you're married, your wife may well suffering from it as well, and if you have any daughters I'll be praying for them :), so who really cares? If you want to live in a state of paranoid anxiety about Andrea Dworkin coming to kill you, that's fine. It's actually a very amusing thought, since you've brought it on yourself by your own choice.


  154. Come on out from under the bed, Lefty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Making fun of somebody is not a death threat.

    No a death threat is a death threat.


    I stated very clearly that I was referring to the Gertrude Stein quote. That quote is not a death threat. It is "making fun". It is a witty remark. Gertrude Stein made a lot of witty remarks. She was a witty person. She never threatened to kill anybody, least of all "men in general". She was a close friend of Ernest Hemingway for years, for Christ's sake, and she never wanted to kill him. Among Hemingway's friends, this is really a distinction of sorts :)


    If I was in a position to dictate what their "bible" should be, then I would leave out all of the man hating.

    You have, on your own nonexistent authority, picked some arbitrary quotes from a non-representative selection of self-described "feminists" (and Gertrude Stein, who died before the term was coined), and declared this to be the "bible of feminism". You have made no attempt to justify this claim. I don't blame you for refusing to justify it, because you can't. It's ludicrous.


    I am only making observations.

    No, you're also drawing conclusions. The problem is that you're observing Andrea Dworkin and then drawing conclusions about, for example, my wife, who is aware that Andrea Dworkin is a lunatic. By the way, I showed her your posts. She got a good laugh out of them.


    You're a slanderer and a man hater, and you know it.

    That's just plain pathetic. I have stated my conviction that men and women should be equal before the law, and I have expressed support for other people who believe that. I have also explicitly and repeatedly condemned the views of Andrea Dworkin, the only bona-fide "man-hater" who's come up in this discussion.

    If that signifies to you as "man-hating", then I'd like to suggest that you take a quick refresher course in the English language, and another in logic.


    See? You are insane.

    This statement is slanderous. I am not insane.


    Actually, your monomaniacal denial of reality WRT feminism looks a great deal like insanity.


    I could have you sued for saying this since it violates my state's slander law.

    . . .
    You're an idiot in general.

    Again slanderous and actionable in court.


    Yeah, right. When all else fails, threaten frivolous litigation. Typical loser. In any case, learn some law before you spout off. Neither of those statements qualifies as "slander" under the law. The legal system in this country does not exist to provide crazy people with a weapon of vengeance against people who see them for what they are.


    Even in the Dworkin quotes above, nothing is said about "torture". You made that up to justify your own blind hatred of feminism.

    What does "society to cut up men" mean to you?


    Read the SCUM Manifesto. It's on the web somewhere. It's irrational, but funny. Valerie Solanis was a clever and intelligent person, though unfortunately she was also insane and it's for the best that she ended up behind bars. "Cut up" doesn't seem to have been intended in the literal sense of "lacerat with a sharp object", but even if it had been, that still doesn't signify torture. Sure, killing people is quite bad enough, but you are making a specific accusation which is, very definitely, dead wrong. Acronymically, the "Society to Cut Up Men" spells "SCUM", which probably had more to do with the creation of the name than anything else.


    Sure Dworkin just wants to kill all men and be done with it.

    SCUM wasn't Dworkin, it was Valerie Solanis. Get your facts straight.


    This proves that you have no real arguement since your entire arguement is that I am insane so you are always right.

    Well, if you'd understood my post, you'd have grasped the fact that my argument is based on your numerous errors of fact and logic. From those errors, I drew the conclusion that you are "insane" and an "idiot". With your latest blast of gibberish here, you have reinforced that conviction.


    In this day and age, after thirty years of feminist activism and some legislation, most women in the USA are earning the same pay as men when they do the same job.

    So why are you defending people who say that the pay between men and women isn't equal?

    My point is that the inequality used to be very common, and that one of the goals of feminism in the sixties and seventies was to change that. For the most part, they succeeded, although I did give an example of a workplace where the change hasn't taken effect.


    I am not hiding under the bed, pathetic, or deluded

    You are obsessively fearful of a threat which exists only in your imagination. This is called a "delusion". "Pathetic" is the word, my friend. "Hiding under the bed" is basically what you're doing.

    By the way, you should know that if you respond with a flat denial to colorful rhetoric like "hiding under the bed", you're basically making a fool of yourself. It would seem that you consider "hiding under the bed" a realistic option, to the extent that it's worthy of a denial. :)


  155. questions about (current) expansion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that the universe is currently expanding,
    is there a "quantum", an N-dimensional distance
    added between points, for that expansion?

    If the expansion is has no quantum, or that
    quantum is smaller than a fairly stable particle,
    for example, a proton, then space expands within
    the proton. Unless the quarks are kept within the
    range of the strong force (qluon decay?), the
    proton would convert to one or more free quarks
    or a meson plus quark (or something). Since the
    quarks are farther apart due to expansion at some
    time "later" than another, where does the energy
    come from to continually (incrementally) move them
    back to within the confines of the proton?

    I realize that I have probably missed several
    "somethings", so feel free to correct my
    cosmology.

  156. here's one by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Well here's a link to a critique. While verbose and technical, it doesn't quite have the same dismissal as the article by the physicist which I cannot find:

    http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/graham_op py/tipler.html

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  157. Flat Universe? by DR.C · · Score: 1

    Not to worry, it's only flat on one side.

  158. Re:Foolishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as a note to the religious fascist jerkoff who posted this: you have made a one-man argument for why people who don't fall for your bullshit should own firearms. I hope the first atheist you try to kill double-taps you with a .45