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  1. Re:Can they try using it to find razors? on French Use Space Tech To Find Parking Spots · · Score: 2

    If he wanted credit, he'd post with his username and call Americans fat and stupid. Modded +5 in no time.

    Yes, but as an american he's too fat and stupid to realize that.

  2. Re:Similar to expositional elements in movies on Super Mario Bros. 3 Level Design Lessons · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of playing exposition the game, a game where you talk as if you were a character in a work of fiction explaining an unknown concept.

  3. Re:Incredible Attention to Detail on Super Mario Bros. 3 Level Design Lessons · · Score: 2

    Cave Story does a good job of that as well. I particularly like the placement of the fifth spike in the game, since it's exactly at the point where you'll die if you don't properly grasp the floaty physics.

  4. Re:ah faux news on World's Plant Life Far Less Diverse Than Thought · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, let's just ban timothy and kdawson, and call it a day.

  5. Re:What I have been telling people. on Nintendo Warns 3D Games Can Ruin Children's Eyes · · Score: 1

    Depends upon the cinema, too. Some theaters have really crappily done 3d rigs (including, unfortunately, my local IMAX).

  6. Will anyone pay attention? on Nintendo Warns 3D Games Can Ruin Children's Eyes · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Nintendo already have warning on gameboy game instruction manuals telling you to take breaks for your eyes every thirty minutes?

  7. Re:Foxtrot on Can Movies Inspire Kids To Be Future Scientists? · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Avatar is what? on Can Movies Inspire Kids To Be Future Scientists? · · Score: 1

    And my emotion was that I hated the smug planeteer bastards and wished they'd all have died.

  9. Re:yeah but on Why Teach Programming With BASIC? · · Score: 1

    Then ask where the knife came from, how they got the peanut butter out without opening the lid, etc.

    Ask a librarian!

  10. Re:12 years ? on Open Source After 12 Years · · Score: 2

    See, watch:

    1) I, for one, welcome our Open Source dupe overlords, but do they run Linux?
    2) ???
    3) Natalie profits, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits.

  11. Re:/. is always days behind.. on Auditors Question TSA's Tech Spending, Security Solutions · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woooooooosh!

  12. Re:In a shocking development, it turns out... on IBM Projects Holographic Phones, Air-Driven Batteries · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...that this article is baseless fantasy. Half of it's gibberish: what does "cities heated by servers," even mean? The other half ignores what's known to be possible, with the holographic projections popping out of phones within four years being the most obvious clanger. How's that supposed to work? Like in Star Wars, of course, which is to say only as a special effect in a movie.

    If you're going to be using electrical heating, you might as well get some useful work out of that energy instead of just setting it on fire.

    As for holographic projections, a heliodisplay isn't technically the same thing, but it looks like the ones from Star Wars, so I'll give them a pass. It isn't that difficult to project a holographic phone.

  13. Well known that animals use them on The Animal World Has Its Junkies, Too · · Score: 1

    Here's a video of all kinds of animals under the influence of a psychoactive drug!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgqRRLjBsg

    I'll leave whether it was voluntary as an exercise to the viewer.

  14. Re:Surely they can't be serious... on Record Set For World's Youngest Chess Champion · · Score: 1

    (and, particularly at the middle and high school levels, many don't, which is why they are out on the playground punching each other and being diagnosed with ADD rather than in class...)"

    Where exactly are you talking about? They've cut recess down at lower levels, and out of middle school+

  15. Re:Perhaps it's only me.... on Court Upholds Blizzard's Anti-Bot DMCA Claim, Denies Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    The man who "invented" Mickey Mouse is long dead at this point, but the Disney corporation is still profiting from the its perpetual copyright. Whom does IP law benefit? Not its creator.

    Do you have any idea how much it costs to maintain someone in cryogenic suspension?

  16. Re:Arms Race? on White House Warns of Supercomputer Arms Race · · Score: 2

    Supercomputer competition. Unless supercomputers start high-speed drifting through Tokyo.

  17. Re:oh noes! on Solar Dynamo Still Anemic, Magnetism and UV Lax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, congress recently declared it Too Big To Fail

  18. Re:Who gives a shit? on Aerial Video Footage of New York Taken By RC Plane · · Score: 2

    Worse than that, I think this story might be a dupe.

  19. Duh on Scientifically, You Are Likely In the Slowest Line · · Score: 1

    Let's say I spend some number of hours a year in lines. Statistically speaking, any given minute of my wait is more likely to be in a slower line - since by definition they'll occupy a greater percentage of my waiting time than being in the faster lines.

  20. Re:HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED, KIDS !! on Mathematics As the Most Misunderstood Subject · · Score: 1

    How about this one?

    Y = X.

    Y is just the sum of x ones. Y = 1+1+1+1...

    The derivative of 1 is zero. The derivative of a sum is equal to the sums of the derivatives of the components.

    Therefore dY/dX = 0+0+0+0...

    Therefore the derivative of X is zero.

  21. Re:he's right on Mathematics As the Most Misunderstood Subject · · Score: 2

    While agriculture requires backbreaking labour, hunter-gatherer societies only worked a couple of days a week.

    Only thought to be the case by Europeans who didn't think that hunting was "real work".

  22. Re:I loved the original, but.. on Tron: Legacy · · Score: 1

    Well, why is he aging at the same rate as the real world, instead of the same rate as the digital world?

  23. Re:Article is from 2009 on FBI Defend Raids On Texas Datacenter · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's old news. They stopped selling them at Best buy back in June '09.

  24. Re:I don't think so on Spamhaus Under DDoS Over Wikileaks.info · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's generalizing from a small subset to the entire group of people.

    Everyone does it.

    Or at least, I do.

  25. Re:All those poor .6 babies! on Exposing the Link Between Cell Phones and Fertility · · Score: 1

    No, no, it's fine. Modern medicine can combine the 0.4 extra children from the average couple with the 0.6 from the towers to create a single, perfectly healthy baby.

    Isn't technology grand?