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  1. Re:And you know this because on The Gene Is Having an Identity Crisis · · Score: 0

    ding ding ding, anyone can link to wikipedia.

  2. Re:swapping one injury for another? on Honda Assists With "Next Steps" For Mankind · · Score: 0

    What the hell kind of bikes do you ride? I work at a bike shop and have been riding them for years. Never have I experienced penis-numbing tingling sensations and my girlfriend is happy to second that everything is working perfectly.

    Next time you sit on a bike saddle, don't tuck your balls under.

  3. Line cutting doesn't matter on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 0

    Line cutting doesn't bother me, as long as they understand the fact that for ever extra group of people cutting increases the chances of me sparking up a joint. "Everybody needs a little 'fuck it' in their life"

  4. Re:Experienced Conventioneers can skip it on Blizzcon 2008 Wrap-Up · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No this years costumes were definitely up a notch from last year, this year the costumes were all made out of amazing materials. The Tyrael costume for instance didn't seem very impressive on stage, but up close in person you could see the whole thing was real armor - copper plated.

    I thought this years BlizzCon didn't have enough going on, last year there was a panel every hour - this years was every 3 hours.

    The WoWNerds were great because they just played Lich King all day and let us Diablo 3/Starcraft 2 fans play the game all day without waiting in much of a line.

    D3/Sc2 is AMAZING.
    http://www.sc2armory.com/ / http://www.d3armory.com/

  5. Re:/. comment nesting on XKCD Improving the Internet ... Yet Again · · Score: 0

    Well that depends... define "sure".

  6. Uhhh on MediaDefender's Parent Company Joins P2P Market · · Score: 0

    IT'S A TRAP!

  7. first post on Weird Al To Release Songs As He Records Them · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    WHO GIVES A FUCK

  8. Don't you think on Mobile Phone Users Struggle With Hardware Adoption · · Score: 1

    More people would use their phones features if they weren't scared of getting tons of hidden charges?

    I know my phone provides a lot of cool features, but half of them have hidden fees. I don't bother experimenting if it's going to come out of my wallet.

  9. Wait on Microsoft Says IE8 Phoning Home Is "Pretty Innocuous" · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let me get this straight - so Chrome logs every keystroke? I'm reading that Google is hardly 'anonymizing' our data.

    What's to stop a gov't subpoena from getting my exact letter-for-letter browsing history over the next 9-18 months?

    I don't understand how this works.

  10. Re:Just remember... on Microsoft Says IE8 Phoning Home Is "Pretty Innocuous" · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight - so Chrome logs every keystroke? I'm reading that Google is hardly 'anonymizing' our data.

    What's to stop a gov't subpoena from getting my exact letter-for-letter browsing history over the next 9-18 months? I don't understand how this works.

  11. Re:Oh no! on Research Finds Carbon Dating Flawed · · Score: 1

    lol, win win

  12. Where oh where on University of Michigan Student Wants SafeNet Prosecuted · · Score: 1

    Is MediaSentrys public information? I can't seem to find all the data they gather.. hmmmm...

  13. Re:What I don't understand, though on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1
    If you have a lot of junk, just go easy on the gal. A lot of people are sexually incompetent!

    Pressure build-up causes the greature pressure.

    Pressure buildup = skill of girl + time of arousal + how horny you are.

    There's a lot of factors you have to take into account.

  14. Re:What I don't understand, though on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1

    "mean, seriously, when and how did the penis size obsession get started anyway?"

    If it's a relationship, most women will put up with anything that's not pinky-sized.

    The second casual sex is involved, pleasure trumps almost everything, and girls know size DOES matter with that respect.

    Let's face it, when you're screwing a girls brains out - she's loving it, and 9/10 times she'll call back for more. Woot!

  15. Maybe on WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports · · Score: 1
    It has something to do with the fact that other E-Sport participants are a bit nervous. The cannabis users probably just 'don't care' and therefore don't succumb to the anxiety of pressure.

    Have you ever taken a hard test...on weed?

    :)

  16. Uhhhh on Sneak Peek At Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This guy used way too much energy

  17. Too bad on Rare Q&A With Rockstar Games Head Sam Houser · · Score: 1

    Rockstar sold out and is only giving downloadable content to the 360 owners, once you beat the game it's fucking BORING.

  18. I for one on Brain Will Be Battlefield of the Future, Warns US · · Score: 1

    I for one do not welcome our new brain-controlling overlords.

  19. Easy on New Spore Details, Possible Movie Deal · · Score: 0, Troll

    "How could you make a TV show or a Movie about a simulation game." Easy, you get bought out by EA and you're guaranteed that your franchise will be 'hyped' up. Fuck you, EA, I was going to buy Spore before you got your grimy hands on it.

  20. Re:Better Living Through Chemistry on Towards an Exercise Pill · · Score: 1

    If you know anything about medicine, it's a lot like programming. Fix one thing, break another. Yea, maybe it increases endurance/stamina - and shortens your lifespan by 20 years. But hey! Who's counting? Think about this logically, your body has been doing it's thing for thousands of years. Now we're giving it supplements to simulate what we're not getting, exercising. We should be running around in a forest, not popping pills. It's like a 90% of having some huge downside, and by huge downside I mean shrinking your 1337-stick.

  21. Get fit yo on How Do Geeks Exercise? · · Score: 1

    If you're going to be at all serious about toning up/getting in shape/exercising one of the most imporant things you need to look at is WHAT you eat. Diets that are high in fats and sugars are destined to be more difficult than a carb-rich, protein-rich, vitamin-rich diet. That means, instead of hotpockets for breakfast try to get a complete protein and some carbs, 3-4 scrambled eggs and some wheat toast with jam is a perfect breakfast.

    Both lunches and dinners could consist of something like chicken breast and brown rice, with some steamed broccoli.
    You can even go into subway and get a $5 footlong of chicken breast with all the veggies to get all your necessary nutrients.

    If you're trying to lose some weight, keep in mind that more muscle mass = more calories burnt. Try doing pushups, pullups, and situps (very important not to do 'goofy' situps, instead try to put your legs on something so your thighs are perpindicular to your body, stare at your belly button and try to 'roll' your shoulders off the ground WHILE exhaling, the inhale on your way back, make sure your arms are crossed on your chest NOT behind your head).

    Unfortunately a lot of the weight we put on in our later years is much more difficult to shed than when your younger, so if you're at all serious look at getting some kind of cardio, albeit running or jogging up some stairs for 30 minutes.

    So quick recap:
    1. Don't eat bullshit. (Notice I picked whole wheat bread over white bread, brown rice over white rice, etc).
    2. Diet should be 55% carbs, 30% protein, 15% fat. Keep track of what your eating, try to stay away from foods in which the calories from fats/sugars are over 45% (carbs/sugar & protien = 4cals per gram, fat = 9 cals per gram. (grams of sugarx4)(grams of fatx9)= total number of calories. Divide that number by the total number of calories in a serving to find your percentage.
    3. Exercise! Run, dance, jog, roll around, do anything to get your heart rate up. Your body will get used to the same exercise over and over again to try to mix it up.

    Sorry for the rant

  22. engine fails on New Search Engine Cuil Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    Try something popular, UFC 87 - fails!

  23. Re:don't trust the locals on Floating Cities On Venus · · Score: 2, Funny

    blasphemy!

  24. Re:Why can't he sell it back? on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Judging by every nightmarish experience I've had with trying government healthcare, I'll stick to privatized medical care thank you very much.

    If you think the government should run our health care you need to wake up. Go to the DMV and see how long it takes to do something simple, like getting your license replaced.

    Now when your appendix bursts on medicare, have fun finding an approved doctor, and especially enjoy waiting in line for treatment.

    It's far too much of an inconvenience in an emergency, I wouldn't be here today if I was on medicare. Government efficiency is an oxymoron, remember?

  25. Indoor greenhouse on Making Strides Toward Low-Cost LED Lighting · · Score: 1

    The most exciting part of all about this for me is the possibility of low-cost indoor growing systems. NASA is currently using LED's to grow cabbage and tomatoes in space - I've seen several successful applications for growing 'tomatoes' indoor as well. The advantages to indoor LED growing is less heat produced, less electricity used, and you don't have to shovel out money on HID lamps with a ballast. As soon as the prices of LED's go down you can expect to find a lot of dank on the market!