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String Theory in Two Minutes

An anonymous reader writes "Most of us have heard of string theory, many of us know what it is and some of us may even be experts in the field. But could you explain it in two minutes? Discover Magazine recently had a contest to do precisely that: create a two minute or less video of everything you need to know about string theory. You can view some of the best entries (video) as well as the winning video: String Ducky!"

328 comments

  1. Err. by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Informative

    The winning video is "The Problem with Math.", according to the site. "Ducky" placed fourth.

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    1. Re:Err. by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Informative
      No, "Ducky" was the official winning video. The viewers have selected "The Problem with Math." Big difference there.

    2. Re:Err. by Davemania · · Score: 1

      The problem with Math is the viewer choice winner, the ducky was the "official winner"

    3. Re:Err. by pushing-robot · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry, I was looking at the user's choice winner. With NoScript on, Brian Greene's section didn't load.

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    4. Re:Err. by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      It's not really like American Idol though, Brian Greene decided, the polls are viewer's opinions.

    5. Re:Err. by DavidRawling · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The Viewer's Choice winner was "The Problem with Math". Ducky was the judges' winner.

    6. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand why "Ducky" won, but how could "The Problem with Math." win the polls? It wasn't really that good...

    7. Re:Err. by servognome · · Score: 2, Funny

      The winning video is "The Problem with Math.", according to the site. "Ducky" placed fourth.
      Not in this universe... or is that a different theory
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    8. Re:Err. by NoTheory · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because we all know that online polls are reliable. Just look at slashdot's.

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    9. Re:Err. by niktemadur · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I understand why "Ducky" won, but how could "The Problem with Math" win the polls? It wasn't really that good...

      Because even when video/audio quality is subpar, with a grating Crystal Method style soundtrack, little kids waxing erudite about particle physics are soooo adorable. It's no contest - "Ducky" is clearly the superior work here.

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    10. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pat Buchanan made a pretty strong showing, too.

    11. Re:Err. by BarneyL · · Score: 3, Funny

      So the real winner was Cowboy Neal?

    12. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why is this modded informative?

      Hey, I had toast for breakfast today, mod points please!

    13. Re:Err. by EchoD · · Score: 1

      That sounds about right. There's no better candidate for ... whatever the poll might be.

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    14. Re:Err. by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      "Sring theory according to CowboyNeal."

    15. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and boy did that suck. It kept reinforcing "just a theory", continuing the dumbing down of people about science. You don't prove or disprove, blah blah blah...

    16. Re:Err. by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      I preferred Einstein's Unfinished Symphony, personally, good info and most polished presentation of said info.

      That being said, the presenter in String Ducky had a super cute accent.

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    17. Re:Err. by Tack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the manner in which he said it reminded me painfully of "But evolution is JUST a theory!"

      I realize the purpose of these videos were to present string theory to the layman, but I'd have preferred it if they stuck to the proper scientific definition of theory, because the alternative is, as you say, just dumbing people down about science and perpetuating a common ignorance of what a real scientific theory is.

    18. Re:Err. by Molochi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because lots of /.ers use noscript and the site in question doesn't tell you that you need javascript turned on for it to work

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    19. Re:Err. by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It's just string theory to CowboyNeal. After all, he wears boots.

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    20. Re:Err. by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Kinda like Gore is the voter choice winner, but Bush was the "official winner"

    21. Re:Err. by Garridan · · Score: 1

      That's better than the "String Theory for Dummies" entry. It seems to be claiming that string theory is fact. It is important to distinguish theory from fact -- failure to do so makes science seem very hokey.

    22. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Ducky" won because "The Problem with Math" pointed out the fundamental flaw of string theory. There's no way to measure or prove string theory. I don't need a two minute video to sum it up for you... I can do it in three sentences:

      We have a finite ability to observe small particles, but our observations tell us smaller particles must exist. String theory is simply mathematics run amok in an attempt to explain something we are currently unable to observe. It's something we've invented to fill the gaps in the same way sailors long ago imagined sea monsters and the edge of the Earth.

      Now, who can compress that into one line of perl? ;)

    23. Re:Err. by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Watching Ducky wasn't all that ducky. It leaves a lot of things unexplained, such as why strings, and why would they have such different properties based on just vibrations.

      Certainly, the video forces one to think and appreciate the idea of strings as a viable candidate to explain what we experience as nature. For example, string theory actually presents an explanation for time. Suppose there isn't actually anything such as time as we think it is. That may very well be, but if everything is made of vibrating strings, or actually, strings that change shape, then time is explainable as synchronicity to the shape changes. This is what happens in our computers--the clock simulates time, and if there was no real-time clock built into the computer, it would not know how to calculate the time of day, but it could still tell the difference between past, present, and future.

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    24. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched them both and I would have picked the problem with math over ducky. Mainly because I could hardly understand anything the narrator of ducky was saying. They could do all those fancy animations but couldn't find someone to speak without a horrible accent?

    25. Re:Err. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cowboy Neal references aren't funny. All of you are fucking retards.

    26. Re:Err. by tylernt · · Score: 1

      That being said, the presenter in String Ducky had a super cute accent.
      Agreed. What language is that from? Eastern European? Norwegian?
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    27. Re:Err. by Linkiroth · · Score: 1

      print We have a finite ability to observe small particles, but our observations tell us smaller particles must exist. String theory is simply mathematics run amok in an attempt to explain something we are currently unable to observe. It's something we've invented to fill the gaps in the same way sailors long ago imagined sea monsters and the edge of the Earth.

    28. Re:Err. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Time isn't that complicated, it's just a measure of change. Do we really need vibrating strings to have change?

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    29. Re:Err. by Eric+Coleman · · Score: 1

      "Ducky" won because "The Problem with Math" pointed out the fundamental flaw of string theory. There's no way to measure or prove string theory.
      Not true. String theory predicts proton decay, which can and has been tested for. Proton decay has not been observed, which means string theory's predictions are not coming true.
    30. Re:Err. by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      I don't know where she's from, but she sounds like she's Eastern European or Asia Minor. It is a language that, like spanish, has trouble beginning words with 's'. Actually, it reminds me of the "End of the world" Animation speaker, in several respects. Anyway, the producer of that film is one Sandy Chase of New York, maybe we should direct inquiries to him.

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  2. awwww yeaahhhh by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of us have heard of string theory, many of us know what it is and some of us may even be experts in the field. But could you explain it in two minutes?

    I can't, but MC Hawking can. And he can get the bitches at the same time.

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    1. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by kongit · · Score: 1

      thank you for that, now I have Stephen Hawking in my head instead of GLaDOS.

    2. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by idiotwithastick · · Score: 0

      Apparently MC Hawking's string theory isn't good enough to account for the Slashdot effect.

    3. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by empaler · · Score: 1

      Coral Cache won't even catch it now. It's dead, Jim.

    4. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you bring this up, I highly recommend getting MC Hawking's "brief history of rhyme" CD. It's good, it's hilarious, and it's true ("What we need more of is science"). Plus, if you actually buy it you support one of your own.

    5. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      And he can get the bitches at the same time.

      He got his nurse. Booyah!

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    6. Re:awwww yeaahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right - the bitches can't resist his pimped-out ride.

  3. String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stretched analogy
    of beauteous harmony,
    thou art String Theory.

    1. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      First ten dimensions,
      then 16 more are added.
      The GUT grows like mine.

    2. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Open strings and closed strings
      As a game, girls say it's fun.
      Grownups, "Math is hard!"

    3. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Top, Bottom, Up, Down,
      Left, Right, B, A, B, A. Wait.
      That can't be correct.

    4. Re:String theory in haiku by Elise+DiPace · · Score: 1

      I'm not nitpicking to be an ass, but I think that "you are" would fit better with the idea of haiku. I'm not sure. I really like that, though; I thought it was a quote at first.

    5. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only two minutes
      to describe the universe?
      God needed six days!

    6. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Richard P Feynman,
      what's your take on string theory?
      BRANES BRANES BRANES BRANES BRAAAAAANNEEES

    7. Re:String theory in haiku by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But what's it predict?
      No measurements; not physics
      But metaphysics.

    8. Re:String theory in haiku by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Six days to write *that*?
      Genesis is all bullshit;
      I've got all my ribs!

    9. Re:String theory in haiku by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      We watch video. Think we understand strings now. Would faint at first equation.

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    10. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      What makes up all things?
      Strings, strings, and more strings, I say.
      Strings, all the way down!

    11. Re:String theory in haiku by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can the string theory
      explain Colorado's vast
      field of suckitude?

    12. Re:String theory in haiku by Soiden · · Score: 1

      You can explain the String theory in 2 seconds: God have strings. He used them. Period.

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    13. Re:String theory in haiku by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      It must have worked in a different dimension. That's the way string theory works. If it doesn't work, it did work... but in a different dimension.

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    14. Re:String theory in haiku by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      That is because you aren't Adam.

      T

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    15. Re:String theory in haiku by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

      personally my favorite

      hakius are simple
      but sometimes they dont make sense
      refrigerator

    16. Re:String theory in haiku by oliverthered · · Score: 0

      no I'm God, I mean Jesus, I mean God and Jesus both at the same time, oh and the holy spirit too. Come to think of it isn't Adam the original son of God?

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    17. Re:String theory in haiku by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      surly that's god needed six days to describe the universe, man needed two minutes to describe god.

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    18. Re:String theory in haiku by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Only two minutes
      to describe the universe?
      God needed six days!


      Well? It serves god right for using Visual Basic.
    19. Re:String theory in haiku by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Describing and implementing are two completely different problems.

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    20. Re:String theory in haiku by FST777 · · Score: 1

      God wrote in LISP code.

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    21. Re:String theory in haiku by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      No, no, no! God Wrote in LISP code.

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    22. Re:String theory in haiku by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Adam was a Clay Golem.

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    23. Re:String theory in haiku by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      So your a terrorist are you?

      I know someone who grew up in a muslim community and they believe that black people came from moneys and white? people came from the mud. Personally I'd rather have come from a monkey.

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    24. Re:String theory in haiku by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      god damn it... where's the "fell-out-of-my-chair-and-scared-the-cat-funny" moderation option?

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    25. Re:String theory in haiku by Entropius · · Score: 1

      My ancestors came from apes, actually. No tails, and all of that.

    26. Re:String theory in haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you broke the haiku string, jackass!

      shit! i should have told you through haiku...

    27. Re:String theory in haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no! God Wrote in LISP code.
      RMS would say that, but we know the real truth.
    28. Re:String theory in haiku by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      we are apes, and apes ancestors came from something else, possibly a monkey.

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    29. Re:String theory in haiku by Afecks · · Score: 1

      I don't think it really happened like that.

      Don't ask me why. Just, some things don't add up about that explanation.

    30. Re:String theory in haiku by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Ah, I'd thought that the more recent taxonomy put Homo spp. as distinct from apes.

      I stand corrected.

      Y'know, I'd almost rather have the monkey anatomy, more optimized for bipedalism. Imagine the uses for prehensile tails in bed!

    31. Re:String theory in haiku by OrionGreen · · Score: 1

      I like this one (sorry I don't have the source):

      There once was a man
      from Nantucket, but alas--
      haikus rarely rhyme

    32. Re:String theory in haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he took 2 minutes to describe it, like in the videos. Then, he took 6 days to implement it. And this would explain the many implementation defects our universe has.

    33. Re:String theory in haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Imagine the uses for prehensile tails in bed!"

      It would certainly open up a new field for Japanese porn.

    34. Re:String theory in haiku by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Wow, Mr. BadAnalogyGuy, you've discovered an intriguing method of mining for karma.

      I should like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    35. Re:String theory in haiku by zevans · · Score: 1


      Calabai-Yau space
      Has six dimensions, only four
      syllables. Oops.

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    36. Re:String theory in haiku by spankey51 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so in addition to beowulf clusters, goatse.cx, soviet russia, etc... I am now thoroughly convinced that Haiku deserves its place among the classiest of slashdot memes.

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  4. Quote by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It is said that papers in string theory are published at a rate greater than the speed of light. This, however, is not problematic since no information is being transmitted." - H. Kleinert.

  5. I think this sums it up pretty well by Chlorus · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone have the courage to click through to see what is on the other side of this link? I'm an admitted coward.

    2. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Jello+B. · · Score: 3, Informative

      Relax, it's just a comic.

    3. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

      That's just want THEY Want you to think, Man!

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    4. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could have been a terrorist website of scaryness. thanks!

    5. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by vulcanrob · · Score: 1

      That xkcd is the best summary I've seen!

    6. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Merk · · Score: 1

      It really is the best explanation of the controversy around string theory. I wonder if people were discouraged from talking about the controversy or if videos mentioning it were just discarded. All the entries leave more questions unanswered than they answer but they try to gloss over that because they're supposed to be "explaining" it in 2 minutes.

      One of the videos was truly awful, it made some kind of wild-ass claim that when humans were purely hunters they lived in a 1-dimensional world, when they discovered agriculture they lived in a 2-dimensional world, and when they invented flight, they lived in a 3-dimensional world. It's a cute analogy if it's left as an idea of what dimensions are, but then the narrator talks about the extra dimensions in string theory and tries to predict how long it will take to understand string theory based on how long it took humans to move from 1 to 3 dimensions. It was horrible.

    7. Re:I think this sums it up pretty well by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not only 'just' a comic, it's one of the better webcomics out there IMHO.

  6. I could... by monkeySauce · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could explain it in two minutes, but I would need A LOT of silly string...

  7. Here it is in less time: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something that should belong in Philosophy or Religion but is in Science as that's where all the grant money is.

    1. Re:Here it is in less time: by O.W.M · · Score: 1

      The money is in Science and not Religion??

      So obviously L. Ron Hubbard made the wrong choice...

    2. Re:Here it is in less time: by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you're doing math, rather than politics, then the money is in science rather than religion.
      If conversely, conversely.

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  8. string figures by Paul_Hindt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hope they going into such topics as Cup & Saucer, Eiffel Tower, and Jacobs Ladder. I could never figure out that darned ladder!

  9. sure why not by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    string theory in less than a paragraph. strings "vibrate" in higher dimensional space. [specifically M-theory suggests 11 dimensions] energy states are quantised, including mass at some level. String theory's ultimate goal is to eliminate infinities and non-sensical probabilities that result from the current standard model. Also, at some level the forces merge into a single force, this force splits at lower energies which may cause some very interesting phenomenae [spatial expansion for one] one of the major hurdles to string theory is gravity. why is it as weak as it is? what are the consequences of higher dimensions to its relative strength etc. [even some theoretical work suggests gravitons leak between dimensions] very little of it is testable at the moment, one major prediction that could in principle be tested is that of varying velocities of photons according to energy/wavelength. the models suggest that a lag of around a minute or less over a distance of several billion light years while this isn't unique to string theory.

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    1. Re:sure why not by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it needs 11 dimensions in which to vibrate, how is it still a "string," or how is the model of a string still descriptive?

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    2. Re:sure why not by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Um, there are gamma-ray bursts going off billions of LY away that we observe every day.

      All the various frequencies seem to arrive together, as I recall. If string theory does indeed predict that the vacuum has some dispersion, then wouldn't GRB's be a good way to test it?

      Or would we only see the dispersion by observing a region of spectrum many orders of magnitude wider?

    3. Re:sure why not by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Informative

      that is correct, it seems to be more of a formality. in fact, it really can't be pinned down to a finite position or even a real "shape", its wavefunction is smeared across space. there is a finite proability of it being in a certain position at any given time just like electrons "going around" an atom. these strings can even "tunnel" bridging gaps that mathematically have exactly zero probability of the particle being there. an example of this is the electron cloud in p-orbitals in a Benzene ring. there is exactly zero electron density between the top p-orbital overlap ring and the lower one and yet electrons constantly interchange between the two in less than a trillionth of a second. blackholes exhibit peculiar behavior that can more easily be described by equations more fit in higher dimensional space in regard to spin and charge. higher dimensions have very interesting theoretical consequences [altered gravitational constants, mini blackholes accessible to high energy particle accelerators etc.] although theoretically these dimensions fold back on themselves so these "strings" are wrapped as well because their geoetry must also follow the space in which they inhabit.

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    4. Re:sure why not by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      yes, it is a way to test string theory although most of the GRB events I've heard of didn't have enough data to say either way.

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    5. Re:sure why not by YttriumOxide · · Score: 4, Informative

      The sibling post to this one may be correct and I may be flat out wrong, but my understanding was that a "string" can be described as a one dimensional object that has the ability to move through (probably) 11 dimensions.
      Similar to how a "2 dimensional" object such as a piece of paper can happily be folded in 3 dimensions while still itself being 2 dimensional.

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    6. Re:sure why not by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Please note: Everything below is just how I understand it with my very rudimentary understanding of the subject. I am likely to be extremely wrong, and if so, I'd appreciate being enlightened rather than modded down!

      one of the major hurdles to string theory is gravity.

      As I understand it, while gravity is a problem for string theory, it's more of a problem for pretty much every other theory. String theory seems to handle gravity MUCH more cleanly than other theories.

      why is it as weak as it is?

      The strings that form "gravitons" (elementary particles of gravity) are, due to their shape, capable of moving out of the plane of influence ("brane" (from "membrane")) of other strings (matter and energy in general) that are tied to the brane. Therefore their strength appears significantly weaker since significantly less of them directly interact.

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    7. Re:sure why not by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      And ducks?
      Where does the duck get into it?

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    8. Re:sure why not by digitig · · Score: 1

      strings "vibrate" in higher dimensional space. What are the strings made of?

      one of the major hurdles to string theory is gravity. why is it as weak as it is? Hey, I'm trying to lose weight as it is. The last thing I want is for gravity to be any stronger!
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    9. Re:sure why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This experiment is reproducible:

      1. Repeatedly pull a string on a Speak-n-Say while topping off a bong stuffed with Maui Wowi.
      2. Wax Poetic.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    10. Re:sure why not by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

      OK. This time I've got it. And string theory means nothing. Math tools misapplied over holes in incomplete theories.

      Thank you SO very much! :)

      Why not use the wave functions as they are? It's not as if light was actually made of particles.

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    11. Re:sure why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > strings "vibrate" in higher dimensional space.

      Well there's where you fail. What are higher dimensions? Can I physically
      go there? You can't just throw out arcane terminology and move on.

      I could explain logic if I didn't have to bother explaining concepts such
      as premisses and induction, but it wouldn't help anyone.

    12. Re:sure why not by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that due to discontinuity of certain functions, our inability to measure things precisely, and possibly our misunderstanding of simpler theories, we need to make our models of space more complex to get the theory to fit the data? Is that about right?

      My question is whether or not Occam's razor had been honored. Are all the simpler possibilities being fully explored before jumping to this new mental representation of space? If so, run with it. If not, perhaps explore how to tweak models that fit more with intuitive observations we can perceive and understand more directly. Are all other models really so lacking in every way that we need a new one?

    13. Re:sure why not by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

      Paper is not two-dimensional. It has three dimensions; it is just very, very small in one of them.

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    14. Re:sure why not by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not even that small in the third dimension when you're talking on scales of planck lengths - it's pretty thick. But that was why I put "2 dimensional" in quotes... even if paper WERE truly 2 dimensional, the same would still be true.

      You sir, win the pedant award of 2007.

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    15. Re:sure why not by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

      I apologize profusely for insulting your intelligence, but this is the Internet. I can't assume anyone knows what they're talking about.

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    16. Re:sure why not by arrrrg · · Score: 1

      String theory has objects of many different dimensions. They are called p-branes, in analogy with "membrane", where p is the dimension.

      Wiki link.

    17. Re:sure why not by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What are the strings made of? Pasta.
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    18. Re:sure why not by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      And here's where I get completely confused.

      My layman's understanding of gravity is that it is something like displacement; a distortion in the geometry of spacetime. If that's the case, then what would "gravitons" have to do with gravity and all? And if it's not the case, then what is the relevance of spacetime geometry in relation to gravitation?

      From a layman's perspective it seems to be a lot of strong math coupled with a lot of speculation (branes, gravitons, and other particles we have no direct observational or experimental evidence of.) I mean this as no disrespect to the poster, but as an illustration of how difficult I (and many amateurs like me) find this stuff is to comprehend.

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    19. Re:sure why not by pseudochaos · · Score: 1

      And now you're just paraphrasing what I've been saying for months. Consider this your cease and desist letter. ;-)

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    20. Re:sure why not by pseudochaos · · Score: 1

      Quantum Gravity would take the place of General Relativity with their respective gravitons and spacetime warping, both of which have their inherent problems. Gravitons are mere speculation at this point, and warping spacetime (and it thus having a gravitational effect) presupposes gravity and can therefore be discounted as circular (fallacious) logic. They both, as you yourself pointed out, have really neat formulas as visual aids though, so they both get A for effort. ;-)

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  10. I watched the video. by lordsid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a string theory expert now. not really, but I found the video informative.

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    1. Re:I watched the video. by theReal-Hp_Sauce · · Score: 1

      I actually didn't find the video to be very informative at all. I spent most of the time thinking about how difficult it was to understand what she was saying because of her accent, the rest of the time was spent wondering how a rubber duck got into orbit around the planet earth and how did that possibly relate to all the vibrating pictures.

      -hps

    2. Re:I watched the video. by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good for you. I didn't get a thing about it.

      (Yes, I know you were being sarcastic, but it seems the mods didn't get it and I'm just following them.)

    3. Re:I watched the video. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you understand? The rubber ducks are going to invade earth! This is their final warning, take shelter!!!

    4. Re:I watched the video. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our stringy, ducky, ove oh never mind.

  11. Since this is slashdot... by efence · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we need someone to explain string theory in TFS. Or, better yet, in the title.

    1. Re:Since this is slashdot... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...we need someone to explain string theory in TFS. Or, better yet, in the title.

      Who has time to RTFT title anymore?

      1. In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of our new uninformed overlords welcomes you.
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!
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    2. Re:Since this is slashdot... by empaler · · Score: 1

      ... Netcraft confirms it, according to NASA.

    3. Re:Since this is slashdot... by Klanglor · · Score: 1

      that would be a classic slashdot theory of the universe!

      "Anykind of junk can spawn profit after a mysterious step."

      more commonly known as the

      1. whatever
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!

    4. Re:Since this is slashdot... by Aehgts · · Score: 1

      Who has time to RTFT title anymore?
      1. In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of our new uninformed overlords welcomes you.
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!
      I believe in Soviet Russia that would be uniformed overlords...
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    5. Re:Since this is slashdot... by louks · · Score: 1

      You left out my favorite meme, you insensitive clod!

  12. Boy are they lost... by conares · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I dont get it! What the hell has this got to do with porn?

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  13. Masturbation for mathematicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that couldn't get position in the mathematics department. Alternatively: masturbation for physicists that couldn't get funding for experiments. Finally: The funniest mistakes of the 20th century for Harvard and Columbia. "They spent two decades on what?" -Future students.

  14. I can explain it in two minutes.... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can easily explain string theory in less than two minutes, but the explanation can only be heard in 6 tiny dimensions that nothing larger than a small flea can fit into. And the fleas didn't seem all that interested.

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  15. first explain it to physicists... by presarioD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...I'm a physicist and frankly I don't see the reason why should somebody waste time explaining a theory to the vast public that hasn't been proved right for over than 30 years now. It's quite beautiful (from the seminars I have attended) but... not verified by experiement...so... let's create some hype for the masses to consume and maybe publish a book or two and some opeds with the NYT!

    Scientific value vs. politics = 0 - 1 this morning...

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    1. Re:first explain it to physicists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like how the American media had an Einstein Blitz and e=mc2 was all over the place with few people knowing what it meant?
      yeah, that was dumb.

      No point in trying to get folks exited about science until it is well documented and in every 5th grader's textbook.
      Come to think of it, we really ought drop gravity out of them books to, just to safe.

    2. Re:first explain it to physicists... by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on that point, the theory(s) isn't very well proven for or against yet although the logic that goes into its construction is very much worth mentioning. string theory its self in all likliness is incorrect to some degree although it could very well inspire something better.

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    3. Re:first explain it to physicists... by presarioD · · Score: 1

      No point in trying to get folks exited about science until it is well documented and in every 5th grader's textbook. Come to think of it, we really ought drop gravity out of them books to, just to safe.

      Arguing about the obvious but I will because I'm still in my morning news reading break... No dear AC my problem is not about getting folks exited about science. My problem is getting folks exited about wrong science. There is plenty of right/verified science out there (quantum gravity being one of them) that could get folks excited and be worth it. Telling them about wrong/unverified science is plain cheating to their intelligence (and a waste of their time) to say the least...but it sure sounds good and looks good and feels good...so...

      scientific value vs. politics = 0 - 2 (field day today for politics)

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    4. Re:first explain it to physicists... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I gathered this much from dabbling in string theory, that it presents a bunch of formulae linking the fundamental forces that requires 9 (or 10 or 11 or 13 etc.) variables to work. These variables are then each given a dimension so they can be used in a handy matrix form. It seems this mathematical notion of dimension has little to do with spatial or temporal dimensions, its more just a convenient way to represent the maths. As such, the concept of 'tiny dimensions' only makes sense in an allegorical way. It seems that time permeates space, and seems separate, but Einstein saw that the two were linked, that spatial displacement can distort time. I suppose this could be true of higher, tiny dimensions yet it is much more feasible that four dimensional spacetime needs ~11 parameters to function, and the whole thing is simply a bad analogy.

    5. Re:first explain it to physicists... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      String theory does dominate the theoretical landscape as far as outsiders are concerned, so it's probably best that people have some clue what it's actually about, so they can make better "expanding to occupy all available grants" jokes at its expense.

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    6. Re:first explain it to physicists... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Got a better idea?

      Its a little difficult to prove stuff that small. Especially since there is (in theory) nothing smaller.

    7. Re:first explain it to physicists... by SEMW · · Score: 1

      Got a better idea? Science has so far sucessfully avoided using God of the Gaps as justification for a hypothesis; I'd rather it didn't start now...
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    8. Re:first explain it to physicists... by SEMW · · Score: 1

      plenty of right/verified science out there (quantum gravity being one of them) Presumably you mean quantum mechanics here, or general relativity; rather than quantum gravity?
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    9. Re:first explain it to physicists... by presarioD · · Score: 1

      Presumably you mean quantum mechanics here, or general relativity; rather than quantum gravity?

      Nope there is a field called quantum gravity as well which quantizes the classical Einstein general relativity equations and is the serious counterpart to the "string theory" crowds. In my humble opinion (my area is not cosmology or astrophysics) that is verifiable solid science, instead of beautiful but wrong ideas...

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    10. Re:first explain it to physicists... by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Troll

      Exactly. Same goes to other "theories", like "origin of species".

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    11. Re:first explain it to physicists... by Petersson · · Score: 1

      I don't see the reason why should somebody waste time explaining a theory to the vast public that hasn't been proved right for over than 30 years now.

      And 30 years no one was able to prove that the theory is wrong. Well, and I guess that's something.

      I wonder what will be first positive proof: A string bomb?

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    12. Re:first explain it to physicists... by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      I believe 30 years was exactly the amount of time that elapsed before Einstein's theory of relativity was proved.

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    13. Re:first explain it to physicists... by fatduck · · Score: 1

      Oh, so we should get people excited about whatever science uninformed laymen like yourself find more "verifiable," because it doesn't have a silly word like "string" and instead has sweet words like "quantum."

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    14. Re:first explain it to physicists... by presarioD · · Score: 1

      Oh, so we should get people excited about whatever science uninformed laymen like yourself find more "verifiable," because it doesn't have a silly word like "string" and instead has sweet words like "quantum."

      You are trolling obviously but just for the record if you had bothered to read my opening post carefully you would have discovered that I'm a physicist myself and my complain is not about string theory as a theory (if it's right, great, if not, oh well) but going into the lengths of teaching an unverified theory to the public.

      There! I'm pretty sure you can grasp this simple concept without resorting to defamatory or insulting personal comments. Give it a try to ascend one more step into civility, you might find it more pleasing...

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    15. Re:first explain it to physicists... by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      The theory has not been proven. No theory can ever be proven. It could be disproved tomorrow if we observed some phenomenon that was at odds with the theory.

      Relativity has however made lots of predictions which have withstood experimental testing and therefore has allowed us to better understand the world around us. It has certainly not been proven, it's predictions have been shown to hold out under most experimental conditions (although it does have a few flaws - e.g. http://members.aol.com/carmam1534/Hollings.html seems to have a few comments).

      The problem as i understand it with string theory is that it doesn't make that many predictions that we can currently test. So it is a hard theory to disprove. Also because it tells us about phenomenon that we cannot observe it doesn't help us understand the universe that much better.
      By a strict definition then it is not a good theory because we can't test it, nore does it make useful predictions, however as I understand it is still a developing field so this is not too much of a concern. I do wonder though why so many people are interested in it...

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    16. Re:first explain it to physicists... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      But doesn't that describe a good portion of modern science?

    17. Re:first explain it to physicists... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Really? I think you're off by a factor of 10.

      General Relativity was expounded in 1916.
      Eddington's observations of light bending were done in 1919.

      Seems to me that only 3 years elapsed between GR and experimental confirmation of GR.

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    18. Re:first explain it to physicists... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Loop Quantum Gravity anyone? Quantum physics has been the most successful theory in history, why not expand on that rather than bastardizing it with a (so far unprovable) theory? Beyond that, we have most new physicists moving into string theory when, in reality, string theory has nothing to offer the world in the near future.

      Even if it turned out to be true, so what? There are four or five breakthroughs that would need to be made so that string theory is even testable, much less contributing to the betterment of mankind. In the meanwhile, there's still stuff to be done in quantum physics, the standard model, etc.

      It's a frustrating thing for physicists who are doing real work to see all the graduate students flock to a theory that hasn't given the world anything but a beautiful idea.

    19. Re:first explain it to physicists... by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      So we shouldn't spend time investigating something that may or may not pay off? Seems to me that "time + effort = results" - we will get something out of string theory, its just matter of what. Furthermore, if I recall correctly, we have greatly increased our understanding of higher dimensions due to string theory, so even if the theory itself ends up being another dead-end, we still got something out of it.

    20. Re:first explain it to physicists... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      The payback doesn't justify the number of physicists going into it. We're well past the point of diminishing returns.

    21. Re:first explain it to physicists... by mqduck · · Score: 1

      so... let's create some hype for the masses to consume and maybe publish a book or two and some opeds with the NYT! Perhaps us "masses" are interested in the theory enough to want some basic idea of what it is.
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    22. Re:first explain it to physicists... by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Not trying to troll here, but how is that determination made exactly?

    23. Re:first explain it to physicists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question, but according to you:

      "Seems to me that "time + effort = results" - we will get something out of string theory"

      Doesn't much matter to you which route it takes, so why not dig a ditch instead? You get a ditch out of it. Ditch, dimension, all the same to you, aren't they.

    24. Re:first explain it to physicists... by finnmccool · · Score: 1

      I am not a physicist. I belong to the masses. When individuals spend time and effort in their specialized fields I appreciate it when there is some time and effort spent explaining their work to the masses. I don't understand why string theory not being proved should preclude any explanation to the masses. Unless you are suggesting that string theory is worthless and time should no longer be spent on it. Or that an incomplete understanding of the theory is worse than no understanding. People are trying to explain the nature of the universe. That interests me. No doubt other members of the masses will find lay explanations of string theory compelling enough to become physicists and prove the theory or come up with new ones. I'll be interested in reading those theories too.

    25. Re:first explain it to physicists... by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      So you are a physicist, and you just said "a theory ... that hasn't been proved right for over than 30 years" and "not verified by experiment"?
      One could excuse a layperson for such a gaffe, but what scientist ever talks of proving a theory right? And how do you verify scientific theory by experiment?

      There are theories proven wrong, and there are theories not yet proven wrong. The longer a theory evades contradiction, the more accepted it becomes, but it is never proven right.

      And of course the closest you can come to "verified by experiment" is failure to disprove by experiment, which still isn't the same.

    26. Re:first explain it to physicists... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      "The longer a theory evades contradiction, the more accepted it becomes, "

      Nope. The longer a theory evades contradiction through multiple and various attempts to demonstrate such a contradiction, the more accepted it becomes.

      If it just sits there not being tested, then one gains no confidence in its verity at all.

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    27. Re:first explain it to physicists... by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

      Silly... String? There's a silly string theory now? I want to learn more about that one.

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    28. Re:first explain it to physicists... by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      Naturally. The attempts to disprove were implied by the theory's evasion of them.

  16. Typo in TFA by dotancohen · · Score: 1

    Columbia University physicist Brian Greene recently chose the winner of the String Theory in Two Minutes of Less user-generated video contest Two minutes of less? Have dumbass blogging typos become suddenly acceptable on mainstream intertubes websites?

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  17. IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Interesting

    String "theory" is not a theory at all, it is merely a hypothesis. It will not become a "theory" unless and until it can be tested by experiment! Come on, people! I am not nitpicking: the scientific among you know the difference. Do not accept the name "string theory" at face value. That is just String Propaganda.

    And if that were not bad enough, there are other hypotheses, such as MoND (Modified Newtonian Dynamics) that explains most if not all what is explained by the string hypothesis, without having to imagine all those other dimensions. In fact, it is so much simpler than the string hypothesis that Occam's Razor is practically screaming, "No! Over here, you idiots!"

    Yes, there are problems with MoND, but there are very big problems with strings as well. The fact that an idea is popular in the media or has been around longer is not evidence that it is true, any more than the others.

    1. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      String theory is a theory. A theory is a big old (mathematical, preferably) framework for explaining how something works.

      The hypotheses of which you speak are little, testable, predictions that you make based on a theory which tend to test it. You can also make hypotheses based on gut instinct, or something fuzzier than a formal theory, in which case they help guide your theory-making.

      String theory is still in the fuzzier stages when compared to things like relativity, the standard model and quantum mechanics, but there are some testable hypotheses coming out of it. One is the different speeds of photons mentioned in an earlier post. Another is the multiple dimensions. According to some string theories these dimensions are small, but large enough that some current or near future experiments should start seeing them.

      Competing theories are GOOD. I'm not sure MOND is really a direct competitor to string theory, but the more ideas the better.

    2. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by LordP · · Score: 1

      And besides, String Hypothesis doesn't sound nearly as cool.

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    3. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP is correct. In science, theories are proven hypotheses or ideas. The "fuzzier stages" are the unproven aspect(s) that precludes string theory from being a proper theory.

    4. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by jim_deane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the problem is mainly that people who study the "string hypothesis" are theoreticians and applied mathematicians. They generally refer to themselves (and are referred to by others) as "theorists", so naturally when they focused on strings they acquired the moniker "string theorists".

      Well, "obviously" a string theorist must study "string theory", right? And then that looked sexier on grant and job applications, and yet another bastardization of the word "theory" was born.

      I suppose it's one example of a mechanism by which word meanings get screwed up.

    5. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Bazouel · · Score: 2, Informative
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    6. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      String "theory" is not a theory at all, it is merely a hypothesis. It will not become a "theory" unless and until it can be tested by experiment! Come on, people! I am not nitpicking: the scientific among you know the difference. Do not accept the name "string theory" at face value. That is just String Propaganda.

      String theory is a theory. A theory is a big old (mathematical, preferably) framework for explaining how something works.


      I know a label that unifies both of these disparate ideas into one cohesive whole.

      Lets call it "The Church of String".

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    7. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by rca66 · · Score: 1

      And if that were not bad enough, there are other hypotheses, such as MoND (Modified Newtonian Dynamics) that explains most if not all what is explained by the string hypothesis,

      MoND explains why there are quarks, electrons etc.? It can explain why the proton has exactly the opposite charge of an electron? I must admit, I wasn't aware of the far reaching possiblities of MoND.

      (OK, I know - "explaining" is a bit too much when talking about String theory, as not much of concrete information could be drawn from it up to now. But at least, that's what it is aiming at.)

    8. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ain't no theory without supporting evidences. You're obviously in some field other than natural science (english lit? lexicography?)

    9. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      String theory is like what the old physicist dude said: "It's not right. It's not even wrong."

    10. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, you know as well as I do that we as a species have taken to the idea that if we scream something loud enough, it becomes true.

      Every day I hear people on the TV and Radio talking about Manmade Global Warming as "fact," when it still hasn't even come close to being proven. I heard something on the way to work this morning that said that the dinosaurs were not killed by the asteroid that created the gulf of mexico, but rather that it was a warming climate cycle. The study said that the only thing that remained to be proved was how Man caused it to happen.

      Hah..

    11. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by steveb3210 · · Score: 1

      Why does a theory have to be testable?

    12. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Mostly this idea came about recently by the semantic twisting brought about by the stuggle to keep ID a special-case, by whatever means necessary.

      Inferences from tested empirical knowns, themselves not testable, have always been unproblematically accepted as in the domain of a "scientific theory".

      Always has been that way, is today, and always will be--in terms of actual fact and practice. "Science" would either be inoperable (or reduced in scope to a tiny fraction of what it is presently) were it otherwise.

      Kuhn is a good person to read on this.

      Further reading

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    13. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Xerxes314 · · Score: 1

      Competing theories are GOOD. I'm not sure MOND is really a direct competitor to string theory, but the more ideas the better.

      MoND is not a competitor for string theory. It was a competitor for the dark matter, until the discovery of this: Direct Detection of Dark Matter in Galaxy Collision. Now it's just another bad idea in the dustbin of science history.

      The main competitor for string theory is called "Loop Quantum Gravity", which is easy enough to google for more information. It's also possible that ordinary "supergravity" might work, though most physicists are not too hopeful about that one.

    14. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure if a grad student tried to pull that one off his supervisor would take one look at it and tell him to go break it into a thousand little hypotheses that each fit in a paragraph on a poster.

    15. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I know you're either joking or trolling, but churches are something else again. It may not be immediately clear, or possible, how to test a new theory, but it IS testable. Several probably testable hypotheses have been made using ST now. On the other hand, a church, or a gospel, or whatever intelligent design is, can never be tested in the same way. There's a built in answer for EVERYTHING.

    16. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Even before the direct observation of dark matter MoND had Occam's razor to it's throat.

      There's nothing like a theory that requires unobserved changes to the force of gravity AND mysterious dark matter at the same time.

    17. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I'm neither joking nor trolling. Absolutely serious. I think there are two common things tying the two together. The first is that both are absolutely useless as a practical tool for understanding how the world works, and the second is that you need to believe in them in the absence of any tangible proof.

      String theory is USELESS. It's disgraceful that something so absolutely useless has been taken so seriously for so many years. It's the sort of disconnected, imaginary, convoluted system of thought you might expect to spring from the mind of someone who has been living in a sensory deprivation chamber.

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    18. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Skeezix · · Score: 1

      "String Hypothesis" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    19. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      What do you base this on? Are you a string theorist? Have you read a string theory book? Is your knowledge of string theory based on what you read on Slashdot?

      A lot of very smart people, actual physicists, think string theory is the best way forward. There really are only a couple of alternatives, each with it's own problems. String theory is not useless, simply undeveloped and untested. Relativity and quantum mechanics, not to mention evolution were all undeveloped and untested in their early years as well, but much of our modern world is based on the first two and virtually everything you eat is based on the last.

      String theory is also not untestable. Several experiments are running right now that may discover phenomenon that ST predicts and several more are planned for the future.

      ST may be overhyped and it may be wrong, but it is not comparable to a church, nor is it not a valid theory.

    20. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      The best way forward, to what?

      If a unified theory was to be conceived, and it encapsulated everything we know, but added neither knowledge nor capacity to act as a consequence, the endeavor to get to that point would have been of no consequence whatsoever. None. Without utility, without use.

      So, what is string theory supposed to teach us that we don't already know? Nothing. If you disagree, come back with something tangible that it has taught us that we don't already know and can put to use.

      I'm quite confident that you can't. People with a great deal more vested interest than you have never succeeded, and you're not likely to be the first. But go ahead and PROVE me wrong. If you can.

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    21. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So it's your position that physics is finished then? Nothing more to discover?

      You'd be in good company. A lot of people have thought that. Their track record for being right is pretty abysmal though.

      Of course it's hard to think of specific examples of what a unified theory would allow. Who could have predicted what applications quantum mechanics would have before it was discovered?

      Your argument has been used to dismiss ALL of basic science. It's not immediately obvious what it's good for, so why bother? What you're forgetting is that all engineering is based on principles that used to be basic science, most of them of questionable use.

    22. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. I think there is a ton left to discover. I do not think that dedicating all these resources to creating what amounts to a common language that encapsulates what we already know without superseding it is helping us get there.

      Both Religion and Science are bound by the demands of utility. It is on this common basis that they compete. None of it is really true anyway, it's all contrived for a purpose.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    23. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Hah! A true Skeptic after my own heart. Happy to hear from you.

      I really appreciate running into people who dare to think for themselves.

    24. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      It is simply a matter of definition. This is an explanation in my own words, others might do better:

      When someone (let's say a scientist) dreams up an explanation for something that was observed, that is a "hypothesis". Anyone is free to dream up as many and varied hypotheses as they want: it is just an untested idea about how something might work.

      When someone comes up with a way to test the validity of a hypothesis, then we start to get into "theory" territory. According to Hawking (as someone else here mentioned), a theory must be testable to earn the name. A theory must predict (not just explain) the outcome of experiments. A good theory is one which reliably and accurately predicts the outcome of well-designed experiments. A theory that does neither, or only one of the two (not accurate or reliable), is not a good theory. The VALUE of a theory is entirely based on how reliably and accurately it predicts.

      So far, nobody has dreamed up a way to test either the string hypothesis (hypotheses, actually) or MoND. So they both remain in "hypothesis" status (merely imagined explanations) until then.

    25. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that string "theory" came about as an attempt to explain precisely the same phenomenon: this discrepancy in rotational velocities. Which was also the direct cause of the whole idea of "dark matter": "Hey... if we just assume that entire galaxies are three times heavier than they should be, all these numbers work! Just invent invisible "stuff" with mass, and we can cancel out these inconvenient factors, get a zero balance, and go have a beer!"

      It would be nice if we could just make up that kind of garbage in our accounting systems, too.

    26. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by rca66 · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that string "theory" came about as an attempt to explain precisely the same phenomenon: this discrepancy in rotational velocities.

      Who says this? To my knowledge string theory was invented to explain the existence of different elementary particles. That it might explain gravitation as well came only later. But it's definitely still far too general to explain something like the mentioned discrepancies. String theory doesn't play a role in explaining rotational anomalies of galaxies.

      "Hey... if we just assume that entire galaxies are three times heavier than they should be, all these numbers work! Just invent invisible "stuff" with mass, and we can cancel out these inconvenient factors,

      In a similar way people found for instance Neutrinos: "The Beta decay violates energy conservation - well, we might put in an invisible particle - which does not interact with matter as other particles, than it works again". Why should the things we can see be all there is in the universe? The thing is - once you put in such a hypothetical object, you have to look for the consequences, how to detect the existence of this. And that exactly happens. It is not that astrophysicists just put in dark matter and then went on with business as usual. They think about ways to find further evidence - be it in particle acceleraters or in some other cosmological observation.

    27. Re:IT IS NOT A THEORY!!! by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Because otherwise it's a "belief" at worst and at best a "hypothesis".

  18. Pearl of wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything that can be learnt in less than two minutes isn't worth knowing.

    1. Re:Pearl of wisdom by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Since what you just said takes less than two minutes to digest, I choose not to learn it. :P

  19. The Elegant Universe by crf00 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The 3 hours video of The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene also explains String Theory pretty well. Although the video is quite old, it was the first video that made me feel so interested and excited about String Theory.

    1. Re:The Elegant Universe by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you're talking about. When I watched it, I was actually quite embarrassed for Greene for producing String Theory's Infomercial. I mean, just about all the Physics that he was trying to explain I was looking at my wife (Ph.D. Theoretical Physics) saying something along the lines of, "That's wrong, it's x right?" The answer was always yes. And that's taking into consideration the inaccuracies that are generated when talking to a general audience!

      It is quite telling how "good" this movie was when I (at the time I had just 1st year Physics) could tear it to shreds. IMO, people should run screaming from that piece of crap.

    2. Re:The Elegant Universe by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. I caught a couple of them in the UK on kids/school tv and really found them interesting. Enough to go out and get his book.

      However, I still find the best description of the universe to be the 3D bit form one of the Simpsons halloween specials.

      --
      I have excellent Karma and I am not afraid to Troll it.
    3. Re:The Elegant Universe by slagheap · · Score: 1

      Brian Greene's 'The Elegant Universe' is awful. There is around 10 minutes of actual content, stretched, repeated, repeated, and repeated to three hours. The animations are nice, but almost meaningless. What's left is very vague and according to other posters here, mostly incorrect.

      Everything is repeated many times. "Coming up on 'The Elegant Universe'... [clip of physicist talking]" ... five minutes later ... [the same clip] ... twenty minutes later "Earlier on..." [the same clip]." [Next DVD] "Last time on..." [the same clip]

      Oh, and did I mention how repetitious it is? Well... it's repetitious.

      --
      First against the wall when the revolution comes
  20. can't view video by Fry-kun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've never been able to see any of videos posted using the shitty brightcove player. (Using Fedora Core 6 with Firefox 2.0.0.5 and Flash 9)
    Am I the only one?

    --
    Did you know that "FTW" ("for the win") is a direct translation of "Sieg Heil"?
    1. Re:can't view video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works in opera and firefox for me (kubuntu gutsy), just not in konqueror (attempted to load forever in konq).

    2. Re:can't view video by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Its working here with Gentoo, Seamonkey and Flash 9.0.48.0.

    3. Re:can't view video by ArwynH · · Score: 1

      Just watched them using Ubuntu 7.10 + Firefox 2.0.0.8.

    4. Re:can't view video by dbjh · · Score: 1

      The videos played fine for me in Firefox 2.0.0.6 using Shockwave Flash 9.0 r48 on Fedora Core 3.

    5. Re:can't view video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also doesnt work here, using firefox on gentoo.
      Had to use win32 version of firefox using wine to get it working... strange.

    6. Re:can't view video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes.

  21. A modern day fairy tale by iamacat · · Score: 0

    Cosmological theories are currently not much better than intelligent design - you just have to take them on faith. Different versions of the string theory can not even agree on the number of physical dimensions that exists. They are basically just playing with numbers to try to match the observed strength of gravity. This seems like a pretty callous thing to do when there is no experimental evidence for even one extra dimension. Not to mention that our existing physics only explains 10% of gravity in the universe. Talk all you want about dark matter, but this leaves the possibility of pretty dramatic flaws in our current theories.

    The biggest flaw in current cosmology is why we are not trapped in a singularity of a universe-mass black hole. Certainly for long time after big bang the universe was inside its own Schwarzschild Radius. Why didn't it just collapse right back after the big bang? After all, it would take an infinite force to escape the event horizon. Oh right, something caused "space" to mysteriously expand, just like now some unspecified dark matter keeps stuff from expanding. It sounds like we need more work to get to the standard of scientific theories.

    1. Re:A modern day fairy tale by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Cosmological theories are currently not much better than intelligent design - you just have to take them on faith.
      except string theory is based on some very complicated math and heavily encrusted in physics, intelligent design on the other hand is an attempt to justify the writings of biblical authors over 2,000 years ago there is a clear difference.

      Different versions of the string theory can not even agree on the number of physical dimensions that exists. They are basically just playing with numbers to try to match the observed strength of gravity.
      after you do the math it works out that if you don't have supersymmetry you need precisely 26 dimensions to fit what we observe, with supersymmetry you only need 10 or 11, the 11th unique to M-theory seems to explain phenomenae predicted by the 5 major string theories common a few years ago. it does make predictions although at the moment the number that we can test are very small, this will change as we get better at observing higher energy events and work out more of the math.

      Not to mention that our existing physics only explains 10% of gravity in the universe. Talk all you want about dark matter, but this leaves the possibility of pretty dramatic flaws in our current theories.
      except that we have observed objects in the universe that seem to have wrenched dark matter out into the open, free of most of the visible matter. we still see the gravitational lensing effect of this matter which allows us in effect to map dark matter in that region.

      The biggest flaw in current cosmology is why we are not trapped in a singularity of a universe-mass black hole. Certainly for long time after big bang the universe was inside its own Schwarzschild Radius. Why didn't it just collapse right back after the big bang? After all, it would take an infinite force to escape the event horizon. Oh right, something caused "space" to mysteriously expand, just like now some unspecified dark matter keeps stuff from expanding. It sounds like we need more work to get to the standard of scientific theories.
      space is in fact expanding, not only that but the expansion is accellerating over time. space isn't theoretically expanding, it litterally is expanding at great velocity. although at the same time, there is growing evidence that certain higher dimensional phenomenae could be responsible for this expansion and even the kind that caused the big bang [if causality even means anything at that point] but there is a very important thing to learn here, there is never ever an infinite force, there is a limit to the magnitude of a force, gravity is likely to be quantised as well, which probably means that there is a finite limit to spatial curvature. the concept of an infinitely dense mass may also not even exist if there is a finite quantised limit to spatial curvature. we have a few years or less before we can start really testing some of the predictions of quantum gravity and string theory in general, if we're wrong, we learned from it and can better understand the universe because of it.
      --
      Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
    2. Re:A modern day fairy tale by rca66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cosmological theories are currently not much better than intelligent design - you just have to take them on faith.

      That's simply not true. A theory has to explain observations. This is what current cosmological theories do. It is an observation, that galaxies seem to fly away from us, the faster the farer away they are. The standard cosmological theory with its Big Bang can explain it. One of the predictions of this theory was, that there should be a background radiation. That radiation was found and its temperature is in accordance with the calcualations. The theory of inflationary universe, which is an extension to the standard theory can explain why the radiation is so homogenous, why the world is more or less flat and it even can explain to some level the observed distribution of galaxies.

      Can the cosmological theories explain everything? No. Have they gaps? Definitely. But this is something nearly every theory has to live with. When Newton came up with his theory of gravitation he also could give absolutely no explanation for the source of gravitation, he himself was not happy with the fact that a body has an influence at a place where it is not present.

      Certainly for long time after big bang the universe was inside its own Schwarzschild Radius.

      I never heard about that. I am not an expert in cosmology, so I would be interested if you could point me to a source to read about this claim. And what do you mean with "long time"?

    3. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Eukariote · · Score: 1

      A theory has to explain observations. This is what current cosmological theories do.
      This is simply not true. There is plenty of observational evidence that does not fit current (Big Bang) cosmological theories. They should have been rejected a long time ago. For some of the observational evidence, see http://www.haltonarp.com/articles.
    4. Re:A modern day fairy tale by rca66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is simply not true. There is plenty of observational evidence that does not fit current (Big Bang) cosmological theories. They should have been rejected a long time ago.

      Every theory has to fight with data which don't seem to fit. Theories are rejected, when the problems become overwhelming or if somebody comes up with an alternative, which has the at least the same power and can explain some of the difficultiers. Seems this didn't happen up to now.

      For some of the observational evidence, see http://www.haltonarp.com/articles.

      I don't know who this guy is, but when reading this on his page (as criticism about the current explanation for gravity):

      Even if there could be a dimple nothing would roll into it unless there was a previously existing pull of gravity.

      it is quite obvious that this guy didn't understand even the basics of the General Theory of Relativity. I made a similar logical error - when I was fifteen, after reading some popular science books without understanding what exactly they were talking about. There are other parts in his text, where he clearly - and with no doubt left, shows that he has no clue about what Relativity is about. Although I am not an expert on it, I studied physics and had a course in General Theory of Relativitiy - and it is obvious that he made errors like somebody who never had a formal introduction into Relativity. And frankly, I don't care the least about people who criticize a theory when they have only a vague, layman's understanding of it - which in this case is even severely flawed.

    5. Re:A modern day fairy tale by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I never heard about that. I am not an expert in cosmology, so I would be interested if you could point me to a source to read about this claim. And what do you mean with "long time"?

      Any time is too long if you consider the current theory that nothing can escape the event horizon of black holes AND that everything inside will be squashed into a singularity within a finite, short time. This is hard to reconcile with a claim that the universe itself started from a singularity. Certainly we have no experimental evidence that "the space" can mysteriously expand and allow faster than light speeds necessary to escape a singularity.

    6. Re:A modern day fairy tale by rca66 · · Score: 1

      Any time is too long if you consider the current theory that nothing can escape the event horizon of black holes AND that everything inside will be squashed into a singularity within a finite, short time.

      Ok, then please explain why the universe should have been inside a Schwarzschild-radius or point me to a source where this is explained. As I said: I never heard about this claim before.

    7. Re:A modern day fairy tale by bsmoor01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if we're wrong, we learned from it and can better understand the universe because of it. This is the point the grandparent poster completely doesn't get. Science is about creating theories based on experimentation and observation. Once a hypothesis has been proved to predict outcomes consistently, we say "That's got a really good chance of being true." and we run with it. That doesn't mean it's not wrong, and that's just *fine*.

      If we learn something new that blows an old theory away, we start with new hypotheses and continue from there. We use it as a learning experience to continue exploring what makes things tick. The anti-science rhetoric of the creationists think this is a flaw, which always confused me. Creationists want everything to start and stop with the idea of god, which isn't even a hypothesis (it's totally untestable!). How a creationist can be happy with such a non-answer as 'god' is astounding to me, personally. The concept of god answers no questions, and encourages us to stop looking for answers.
    8. Re:A modern day fairy tale by bwalling · · Score: 1

      The concept of god answers no questions, and encourages us to stop looking for answers.
      For most of us, the concept of God is unrelated to looking for answers. Just ignore the nutjobs and quit assuming they speak for anyone but themselves.
    9. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      intelligent design on the other hand is an attempt to justify the writings of biblical authors over 2,000 years ago there is a clear difference.

      Intelligent design is not about religion at all. It may be actually an attempt to use common sense. The chance that even the DNA will arise out of nothing randomly is incredibly low. Something as complex as human brain is unlikely to have been created by random mutations. Mutations are cancer or malformations. Believe me there are far too many arguments that speak against Darwin's theory. Intelligent design by someone else (for example by extraterrestrial civilization) is far more likely explanation. Seriously.

    10. Re:A modern day fairy tale by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      Seriously!

      It must be the truth, why else would he say "seriously". I mean it's not a jest, so much is certain!

      ID is ridiculos and I'm soooo tired of seeing it dragged into every single discussion about any science.

      --

      ___
      No power in the 'verse can stop me
    11. Re:A modern day fairy tale by anandsr · · Score: 1

      "after you do the math it works out that if you don't have supersymmetry you need precisely 26 dimensions to fit what we observe, with supersymmetry you only need 10 or 11, the 11th unique to M-theory seems to explain phenomenae predicted by the 5 major string theories common a few years ago."

      The only problem being that SuperSymmetry is not observed in reality. But still nobody talks that 10/11 dimensions are actually not allowed and string theory will need 26 dimensions.

      Why is nobody working on finding M-Theory? Seems like some grants problem.

      "except that we have observed objects in the universe that seem to have wrenched dark matter out into the open, free of most of the visible matter."

      Except that MOND predicts Rotation Curves in Galaxies pretty well. Why should Dark Matter try to align itself the way MOND predicts? Isn't it a very big and problematic fine tuning problem.

      Ofcourse there maybe dark matter at the Cluster level. I am not against dark matter. I am just against its having no degrees of freedom, and being Cold. Any Cold matter affected by gravity must clump. And Clumps must be seen more easily, near our galaxy.

      "space is in fact expanding, not only that but the expansion is accellerating over time"

      That is a fact, and nothing not even Standard theory explains why. That was the GPs contention.

      "we have a few years or less before we can start really testing some of the predictions of quantum gravity and string theory in general"

      Not in General, rather in particular. Quantum Gravity is the general thing. I don't know if we have any predictions for quantum gravity yet. I had thought that we were not even at that stage. At least LQG people don't claim that they can predict anything. For predicting anything you must first explain somethings that are happening around us. SuperSymmetry has already failed as it doesn't exist for the particles that are observed. No amount of it's working on unobserved particles will help it. It should have worked for all particles to have been valid.

    12. Re:A modern day fairy tale by bsmoor01 · · Score: 1

      For most of us, the concept of God is unrelated to looking for answers. Just ignore the nutjobs and quit assuming they speak for anyone but themselves. What? God has nothing to do with looking for answers? So your god has no moral dictates? (ie - answers to 'what is right and wrong')

      Honestly, from my perspective, any belief in god seems completely irrational, if not just a little bit nutty (schizophrenic, at the least). I really don't see how you it's possible to separate out the nutjobs from any given religious crowd. Unless, by nutjobs, you mean the people who have completely different, unfounded, irrational belief systems than the one you grew up in.
    13. Re:A modern day fairy tale by larkost · · Score: 1

      But another retirement is that the theory be testable/falsifiable and that it make predictions. The problem with string theory to this point is that they are predicting that it has so-and-so many dimensions (different depending on the flavor you choose), but none of the values for the dimensions are supplied. You have to fill-in-the-blanks for the dimensional values (if they are limited in scale, or infinity if they are not) in order to start to use the theory anywhere but on a white-board, and so far no-one has figured out values that seem to make sense. And since you have x numbers of degrees of freedom, you can pretty much find one of these theories that models any particular set of data. If the model chances, then you change your numbers.

      Something may come out of string theory, but for the moment it is something that should stay on the whiteboard, and not be bandied about as a real theory.

    14. Re:A modern day fairy tale by rca66 · · Score: 1

      The problem with string theory to this point is

      My remark was not regarding String-Theory. I answered to the claim that current cosmological theories are based on faith. Current cosmological theories are not based on String Theory.

    15. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Creationists want everything to start and stop with the idea of god, which isn't even a hypothesis (it's totally untestable!). How a creationist can be happy with such a non-answer as 'god' is astounding to me, personally. The concept of god answers no questions, and encourages us to stop looking for answers.

      Your claims to personal omniscience aside (how do you know X "answers no questions", where X is anything whatsoever?), it would be nice if you qualified your statement to correspond to reality--that is, that it is at most (presumably you know the future of the whole scope of science, as part of your omniscience), "untestable" by the terms of -your methodological preference-.

      I have tested it, and verified it for myself by the methods provided as relevant. Perhaps, God is not that interested in your perception that He must be discoverable by -your- preferred means.

      Really, you want no means by which that could happen, anyway.

      --
      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    16. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Eukariote · · Score: 1

      I don't know who this guy is
      Halton Arp's biography is on the same site: http://www.haltonarp.com/bio.

      but when reading this on his page (...) it is quite obvious that this guy didn't understand even the basics of the General Theory of Relativity.

      Someone with his bio has studied GR, and no doubt he did apply GR as part of his research. I think you make the basic error of equating theory (GR in this case) with truth. And hence any criticism of GR as being somehow suspect. Any theory, including GR, must withstand experimental tests You may be surprised to learn that there is actually quite a bit of experimental evidence that is in conflict with relativity, even down to basic light-speed invariance measurements. For an example, take a look at what Michelson and Moreley actually reported. You'll find that they found a small but experimentally very significant anisotropy.

      Anyhow, cosmological observations also run into conflict with relativity. That's why the whole field of cosmology is so controversial: cosmology as such is not that relevant, but physics certainly is.

    17. Re:A modern day fairy tale by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, and I know this is hard for people to get their heads around, but you don't prove most of the things you believe in your life, and I mean /you/ as a person.

      Proofs are hard. You /believe/ most everything you /believe/ on faith at some level. Faith in your own senses, in others' senses, that others' minds work similarly to yours, that scientists and peer review work, etc.

      A lot of this faith has testing involved, some of it does not, as there's too much pre-conceived thought to even document your lifetime assumptions much less prove them.

      This is the area of philosophy and meta-physics of course, but ignoring it is to ignore the nature of reality at some level -- if you're not aware of how and why you think what you think, you've got no leg to stand on when you say science is based on proofs and faith in an omnipotent god is stupid or silly.

      That is to say, most persons of faith believe they do have sufficient evidence or proof in their own lives and experiences to support their beliefs, whereas you believe the same about what you believe. Accepting each others' assumptions, proofs, experiences and beliefs is where the problem often actually lies.

      I'm not saying you have to agree with anyone here, just do a little introspection rather than hand-wavingly writing off others' thought systems.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    18. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How a creationist can be happy with such a non-answer as 'god' is astounding to me, personally. The concept of god answers no questions, and encourages us to stop looking for answers

      People in general are lazy. Looking for answers or comprehending the answers and applications of answers others have found is very hard mental work. Simply rubber-stamping "God" on the tough stuff is a lot easier, and allows the majority of people to just get on with their lives. I honestly don't have a huge problem with that in theory. Not everyone has to be a scientist for society to thrive. In reality however, it becomes a problem when they try to stand in the way of folks who do continue to search for answers with unfounded arguments and occasional arbitrary "moral" laws based on specious biblical claims.

      Simplifying things for the majority of humans is not the problem; the imperative to meddle in the lives of others(dictated in EVERY major religion) on logically unsound grounds is.

      Cue the list of excuses, ad hominem attacks, and straw men from religious types now.
    19. Re:A modern day fairy tale by E++99 · · Score: 1

      except string theory is based on some very complicated math and heavily encrusted in physics, intelligent design on the other hand is an attempt to justify the writings of biblical authors over 2,000 years ago there is a clear difference.

      The truth of a proposal is not necessarily proportionate to the complexity of the math. In fact, if anything, the opposite is more true. String theory is a theoretical framework developed to defend the beauty of the concept of the mathematical interconnectedness of the physical world. The intelligent design theory is a theoretical framework developed to defend the beauty of the concept of the conscious design and intentional interconnection of the physical world.

      The majority of useful work that is done in science is indeed dispassionate and methodical. However all of the great theoretical discoveries have been possible only because the human mind is capable of recognizing beauty in things that are true.
    20. Re:A modern day fairy tale by iamacat · · Score: 1

      According to the big bang theory, universe started from a singularity, that is zero radius. According to current black hole theory, even objects with huge initial radius and tiny mass compared to the whole universe collapse into black holes with no possibility of releasing the stuff inside again in a big bang. It is generally accepted that heavier objects have a larger Schwarzschild radius. Any questions?

    21. Re:A modern day fairy tale by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      That's just silly. You're trying to tell us that just because we can't SEE atoms, that we should accept at face value that everything's made of popcorn flavored jelly beans. It just doesn't follow. Not all assumptions are equal!

      Practically the whole of human progress has involved finding assumptions and testing them. Sure, I haven't personally tested whether individual electrons flow through wire when I flip a switch, but I can validate that all those theories work with a multimeter, some batteries, and a lightbulb. Scientific knowledge is built layer upon layer of discovery and verification. It works!

      Sure, I have to exercise belief when I read about how paleontologists have discovered the sequence of creatures leading from a land mammal to modern whales, but I've been to fossil dig sites, I have touched ancient bones, and if I wanted to I could go to those paleontologists and have them show me all the evidence. It's been verified in several different ways by many other people too.

      On the other hand, some guy can tell me his bizarre interpretation of a book written by our educational inferiors thousand of years ago that contains passages that blatantly contradict itself and reality. And you're going to tell me that's an equally respectable position?

      Let's get straight to the point...
      Popcorn jelly beans taste terrible.

    22. Re:A modern day fairy tale by bsmoor01 · · Score: 1

      Insulting me is a sure-fire way to recruit me to your way of thinking.

    23. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Don't take it personally. From my viewpoint, I'm addressing an argument, which, I'm pretty-much obliged to do. And some arguments really can't be validly addressed in any kind of compromising or finessed way--they have to be refuted outright or let stand.

      If you want, blame my previous years as an Objectivist--or if you really want to consider it on a personal level, you should probably forward it to Dawkins. ;)

      --
      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    24. Re:A modern day fairy tale by rca66 · · Score: 1

      According to the big bang theory, universe started from a singularity, that is zero radius.

      This is not true. Big Bang theory starts a fraction of a second *after* the supposed beginning of the universe, when classical mechanics in form of Einstein equations are valid (that's why I asked for what you mean with "long time" - whether it extends to this moment). The standard theory makes no assumption about what happens at the beginning - exactly because the known limitations. What scientists are quite sure about is, that if they want to go nearer to the beginning, they have to incorporate quantum effects. And this changes the whole thing - including the fixed limitations of the Schwarzschild radius. An accepted try in this direction is the theory of the inflationary universe. But this theory as well goes nearer to the origin - but not fully. It even says, that it makes no sense to go to the very beginning, because the inflationary mechanism will wipe out all traces of information from the beginning, making it impossible to deduce anything.

      You make the mistake to make a naive extrapolation - and then blame the theory for it.

    25. Re:A modern day fairy tale by spiralx · · Score: 1

      MOND is wrong - or at least dark matter does exist, so if it's correct, then it still needs to account for dark matter. See here.

    26. Re:A modern day fairy tale by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Your posts would be much easier to read if you started your sentences with capitals.

    27. Re:A modern day fairy tale by buleriando · · Score: 1

      "... and encourages us to stop looking for answers." That, sadly, is why it's not astounding.

    28. Re:A modern day fairy tale by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I was about to respond eloquently to everything you wrote but realized it can be summed up thus: I said nothing of the sort.

      Please re-read my post without reading into it every piece of stupid tripe you've heard from creationists over the years. I was talking about worldview and metaphysics and philosophy -- areas that have been left at the roadside in scientific circles of late.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    29. Re:A modern day fairy tale by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      Hmm, meant to reply to this after work but forgot about it.

      I'll (try to) be brief.

      First off, I'm not accusing you of saying anything specific about creationism, I'm sorry if it came off that way and prevented you from responding with something insightful. It was merely analogy. Bsmoore01 bashed on some flaky ideology a bit, naming creationism as an example. Your reply, while quite possibly being more about blanket dismissal rather than defending particular beliefs (feel free to enlighten me), appears to be saying that no idea can be criticized because they all need some belief. That extrapolates to science being equivalent to demented insanity like creationism. Please clarify your meaning explicitly, because the manner of your post in context seems to support that. I think we can both understand that it's easy to make assumptions, but hard to make them correctly.

      Going a little off that topic now, I really honestly would like to hear what you think metaphysics and philosophy can contribute to science. My idea on the matter is that philosophy has taught us a great many lessons, among them how fallible a persons perception is*, and from logic we've learned how, if not to ensure truth, to at least reinforce progress toward truth. The result is the basis of science, a guiding principle that, as bsmoore would probably agree, is the only defense against the known problem of necessary belief you talked about in your first post. The hard sciences then become the grown up metaphysics, and philosophy is the assumed backdrop to any enlightened, rational reasoning. I can understand that those versed in scientific thought and method might have become fairly arrogant, but it's not yet clear that it's unwarranted - the phenomenal amount of technological progress we've made is a pretty good indication they're on the right track.

      * -- this is why the 'evidence' of someone's life experience isn't considered valid - it can't be repeated or tested, and psychology has conclusively shown time and again that any such evidence is not only untrustworthy, but such an artifact of the human psyche that it is expected - and this, again can be used to turn your words against you - to blithely state that such evidence should be accepted is to ignore the nature of reality at a very explicit and well defined level.

      I'm really not trying to start a flame war. While I don't think I've understood your entire point clearly, I do believe that the arguments you've made don't fully support the case you're trying to make. If I am merely misunderstanding them, I'd appreciate the opportunity to see them clarified.

      Cheers,
      Michael H.

      And I suck at being brief.

    30. Re:A modern day fairy tale by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      I'll bite.

      "I have tested it, and verified it for myself by the methods provided as relevant."

      What are the methods, from whence are they provisioned, and by what criteria are they relevant?

    31. Re:A modern day fairy tale by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Well it was brief compared to some good metaphysics papers I've read :-)

      Lets say that I was trying to explain how metaphysics and philosophy contribute to how you see the world and help explain how you think and how you perceive reality perhaps also what is in fact real.

      Science describes a way of studying the subset of what is real that can in fact be studied repeatedly of course. There is the question of things we describe as science that do not in fact use the scientific method, and the fringe sciences that deal with things most scientists dismiss out of hand. Nonetheless, anything studied scientifically can be thought to be science.

      I've done quite a bit of thinking compared to some, and quite a bit less than others about what exactly we know about the world around us as individuals rather than as a collective. What do I know to be right an true and verifiable, and what do I have to take on faith (in science or otherwise) simply because I have better things to do with my mind than to ponder everything I think in any real depth (much as that may not appear to be the case after reading the above).

      The result of the above is that as an individual I have no ability in 99% of cases to dismiss any thought of any other person as unproved silliness without myself indulging in the same as I have no personal provable expertise in whatever I'm dismissing. I choose to accept or dismiss it because of what I believe and how I think about things in general (read up on "worldviews"), not necessarily what I actually, provably know.

      Just my $0.02 that could go on for hours and hours, and may in fact if I ever bother writing it up in more depth.

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    32. Re:A modern day fairy tale by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      Science does not require repetition. Repetition is a tool that is useful where it applies but it's not part of the scientific method. The actual criteria is that a prediction be made that can be tested and to perform those tests when possible.

      I can understand your argument as a statement of personal views and conduct, but it is somewhat ironic that your stance would be that you can't dismiss other's thoughts, yet you entered into this conversation dismissing the argument of someone who doesn't share your view.

      I, also, would disagree a great deal. I feel that no idea should ever be considered unquestionable. If I believe a fact, everyone is free to challenge it. And their rebuttals are likewise challengeable. Yes, this would become cumbersome after a point, but we're good at heuristics. The problem I see, very different from the one you mentioned of lack of acceptance of belief, is that too many people refuse to accept critique.

  22. Rubber Duckie, by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

    You're the one!
    You make Math-time,
    Oh, so fun!

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  23. As a representative of New Mexico Tech... by physicsphairy · · Score: 1, Funny
    I feel the need to shamelessly plug my school, since it's small, in the middle of no where, and no one knows about us. :'(

    In addition to quirky physics videos (seventh one down on the list) we do thrown and pirate flag relocation, have the blow shit up, cheapest tuition / worst food, and wicked rock climbing routes.

    We also have girls^H^H^H^H^H a girl.

    (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come to our school if you are a girl. Naked Sam (per video) is usually kept indoors.)

    1. Re:As a representative of New Mexico Tech... by zozero · · Score: 1

      Indeed, one of the final videos is from our university, New Mexico Tech.

      And, yes string "theory" is silly

      Reference me to experimental proof of string "theory" and I might change my mind, but for now I'm siding with Feynman.

      lawl at H. Kleinert quote

  24. Screw explanations by 0xC2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my experience, a major obstacle to a proper "relationship" to fundamental physics is the idea that somehow it can be understood in a visual or sensory way. Mathematics can model things that just don't make any sense. Our sensory organs are not equipped to experience fundamental reality. Possibly after studying mathematics long enough, the brain grows a sensitivity to the math. But trying to visualize this stuff is ultimately an exercise in frustration. What happens is that you risk taking that flawed visual model seriously, and trying to extrapolate. Which gets in the way of learning the math necessary to solve the problems.

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    1. Re:Screw explanations by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      I think you're oversimplifying. Mathematics does NOT model things which don't make any sense.

      If we ignore for a moment the technical aspects of model theory and consistency questions (as I don't believe that's what you were talking about), the usually understood idea of a mathematical model in applied mathematics or physics is an abstraction of something that DOES make sense. There would be no practical value in modelling nonsense.

      There are of course always difficulties with visualisation, but it's often because different people have different ways of understanding things, so what helps one person "see" doesn't help another person (and teachers usually only pass along insights that make sense to them). It's not because mathematics somehow inherently creates unvisualizable or uninterpretable results.

    2. Re:Screw explanations by The+Queen · · Score: 1

      Mathematics can model things that just don't make any sense. Our sensory organs are not equipped to experience fundamental reality.

      Precisely. The guy in Pi went crazy trying to perceive the mathematical name of 'god' - I think most scientists working on string theory, the GUT, quantum physics, etc., could suffer the same fate, but only if they're right. ;-)

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    3. Re:Screw explanations by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the language of mathematics will ultimately fall short in modeling reality. My hunch is that the Universe has properties that flow (uniquely) from its "wholeness". Science, language, and mathematics depend on chopping reality up in bits, describing things by distinction. David Bohm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bohm/ develops this interpretation very clearly in his book "Wholeness and the Implicate Order" http://www.amazon.com/Wholeness-Implicate-Order-Routledge-Classics/dp/other-editions/0415289793/ref=dp_ed_all/ .

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    4. Re:Screw explanations by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I think you're not taking the parent's post literally enough. Mathematics *does* model things that "don't make sense". Think about that word, "sense", for a moment-- it has a clear etymological connection to "sensation", the "perception or awareness of stimuli through the senses". I believe that language actually shapes our understanding of the things that we try to describe (this is a typical characteristic of analytic philosophy). Since we perceive the world through our senses, I find it unsurprising that language is filled with otherwise strange constructions like "it makes sense", "that feels right", "I see what you are talking about".

      Now the interesting thing about mathematics is that it allows us to describe things which simply don't make sense. Tell me, when you try to visualize hyperbolic geometry, what does it look like? We have no real-world analogue for this, and we can't actually visualize this in anything but a non-trivial way. Do you think that fundamental particles, in all their weirdness, make sense? I would argue that there are actually logically-consistent things that we cannot visualize or otherwise sense. Thus, I don't think that our understanding of the universe should have any dependence on whether or not it "makes sense" to us. As long as we can describe the universe in a logically-consistent way, we can-- algorithmically- use the rules we have worked out to explain how it functions. Whether we can hold these mathematical creations in our minds is unimportant.

      Of course, that assumes that logical consistency indeed accurately represents the universe. But that's a whole new can of worms. That's a prison that we are perhaps locked into by our own nature, and it reminds me of the whole "humans have puny brains" meme that sci-fi authors love to throw at us.

    5. Re:Screw explanations by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Our sensory organs are not equipped to experience fundamental reality. <headfullofacid>
      That's because you're using sensory organs, man. You gotta use the...the fundamental reality, yeah like you said. The, existence like, to really experience reality. Organs ain't nothing but patterns in your pattern. You're an like organ in the universe-pattern, and you can't experience it unless you are it, you know? Like your heart had eyes, man, or your eyes a heart.

      I gotta go, the cat is greening me sideways like he knows.
      </headfullofacid>
    6. Re:Screw explanations by 0xC2 · · Score: 1


      A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
      </headfullof physics>

      <headfullofphysics author="Albert Einstein">
      One cannot understand ... the universality of the laws of nature, the relationship of things, without an understanding of mathematics. There is no other way to do it.
      </headfullof physics>

      <headfullofphysics author="Sir James Jeans">
      The final truth about a phenomenon resides in the mathematical description of it; so long as there is no imperfection in this, our knowledge of the phenomenon is complete. We go beyond mathematical formulas at our own risk; we may find a model or a picture which helps us understand it, but we have no right to expect this, and our failure to find such a model or picture need not indicate that either our reasoning or our knowledge is at fault. The making of models or pictures to explain mathematical formulas and the phenomena they describe is not a step towards, but a step away from, reality; it is like making a graven imgage of a spirit.
      </headfullof physics>

      <headfullofphysics author="Max Jammer">
      The fact that all past futures have resembled past pasts does not quarantee that all future futures will resemble future pasts.
      </headfullof physics>

      <headfullofphysics author="Schrodinger">
      You surely must understand, Bohr, that the whole idea of quantum jumps necessarily leads to nonsense... If we are going to have to put up with these damn quantum jumps, I am sorry that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
      </headfullof physics>

      <headfullofphysics author="Richard P. Feynman, Robert B. Leighton, and Matthew Sands">
      Because atomic behavior is so unlike ordinary experience, it is very difficult to get used to, and it appears peculiar and mysterious to everyone - both to the novice and to the experienced physicist. Even the experts do not understand it the way they would like to, and it is perfectly reasonable that they should not, because all of direct, human experience and of human intuition applies to large objects. We know how large objects will act, but things on a small scale just do not act that way. So we have to learn bout them in a sort of abstract or imaginative fashion and not by connection with our direct experience...We would like to emphasize a very important difference between classical and quantum mechanics. We have been talking about the probability that an electron will arrive in a given circumstance. We have implied that in our experimental arrangement (or even in the best possible one) it would be impossible to predict exactly what would happen. We can only predict the odds! This would mean, if it were true, that physics has given up on the problem of trying to predict exactly what will happen in a definite circumstance. Yes! physics has given up. We do not know how to predict what would happen in a given circumstance, and we believe now that it is impossible - that the only thing that can be predicted is the probability of different events. It must be recognized that this is a retrenchment in our earlier ideal of understanding nature. It may be a backward step, but no one has seen a way to avoid it... So at the present time we must limit ourselves to computing probabilities. We say "at the present time," but we suspect very strongly that it is something that will be with us forever - that it is impossible to beat that puzzle - that this is the way nature really is.
      </headfullof physics>

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    7. Re:Screw explanations by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      describe things which simply don't make sense. Tell me, when you try to visualize hyperbolic geometry, what does it look like?
      That's a bad example, because we have plenty of models for hyperbolic geometry. In some sense, the second half of the 19th century can be viewed as fifty years during which mathematicians were obsessed with visualising the hyperbolic plane (and higher dimensional versions).

      There's the half space model: a "point" is a point in the upper half plane, and a "line" is either a straight line perpendicular to the x axis, or a half circle centered on the x axis. For higher dimensions, replace these objects with planes and shperes.

      There's the disk model: a "point" is a point in the unit disk. A "line" is a circular arc joining two points on the unit circle such that the circle is cut perpendicularly.

      There's the hemisphere model: the points and lines are obtained by stereographic projection.

      There are many others, like the pseudosphere, etc. In fact, not only is it straightforward to visualize hyperbolic geometries (thanks to the above mentioned work of 19th century mathematicians), they are in fact useful as a baseline geometry for visualizing other things such as huge social networks and trees. If you're unaware of any of these visualizations, you ought to seriously look into them. More general Riemannian spaces of nonconstant curvature are locally just like these models. Google has links to plenty of demo java applets too.

      Do you think that fundamental particles, in all their weirdness, make sense? I would argue that there are actually logically-consistent things that we cannot visualize or otherwise sense.
      Of course we can, the question is merely what are we attempting to visualize? For physical applications, there are many standard visualisations of all the classical Lie groups, which you should look into if you're unaware of them, as they are useful to understand gauge theories. Of course though, you can't visualize the fundamental particles themselves, merely the mathematical models which are used for describing them.

      It's true that mathematics can be viewed as a large collection of algebraic rules which need not be visualized, but that doesn't mean it's undesirable or impossible. In fact, historically, this is a recent idea of the Bourbaki school, which is running out of steam. The masters of visualization in the early 20th century were the Germans, believe it or not, in Goettingen. Unfortunately, the two world wars did irreparable damage to that tradition.

    8. Re:Screw explanations by raddan · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Apparently I picked the just the right person to start this particular discussion with! I find this stuff to be fascinating. Of course, I am not a professional mathematician (nor am I a professional philosopher), so I'm sure that my knowledge is incomplete.

      I wasn't implying that it was undesirable to visualize certain mathematical models, and I'm sure that you understand that-- just that sometimes it may actually be impossible. That's perhaps an unproveable statement. Anyhow, thanks for the pointers. When I have some time to get away from the homework, I will certainly look into your suggested readings, and I will look for that Java applet.

    9. Re:Screw explanations by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Translation: "I was crushed by somebody who knows what he's talking about."

    10. Re:Screw explanations by raddan · · Score: 1

      That's idiotic. No one can be right all the time, and this is a subject where no one truly does know what they're talking about. If you want the opportunity to expand your mind, you need to prepare yourself for the possibility that your own value system is the obstacle. Spend some time studying metaphysics and you'll see what I mean.

      After some thinking about the subject this morning, too, I'm ready to concede my original point and say that mathematics, like other languages, cannot be non-sensical. I suspect that if you remove the geometric component of mathematics, you don't have much left.

  25. I can explain it in one word by kakos · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    Or I could do it in three words: Religion for Physicists.

    But if they really want a little more, I guess I could say the following:

    A idea which cannot be tested in any known scientific manner at the moment and has yet to demonstrate anything new and relevant. It is an interpolation of existing data into an exceedingly and overly complicated mess of mathematics. The only good that has come out of string theory thus far is that it has generated some interesting maths. Peter Woit's description (quoting Wolfgang Pauli) is perhaps the most apt: not even wrong.

    1. Re:I can explain it in one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiot

  26. Death to Pseudo-Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  27. Beauty of God's Creation in Music by RudyHartmann · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One thing that is a huge theme throughout the Bible is the worship of God through music. God created music. He likes it. He thinks it's beautiful. Like God (since we're made in His image) we like music too. Yet from a materialist perspective, I can find biological reasons for many senses we have. Women look good because of an innate imperative to procreate. Food tastes good because we need it to build our bodies and for energy. Smell's attraction can be good to motivate us toward mates and food. The sense of touch can be exhilarating for many obvious biological reasons too. But sound is unusual in the context of music. Why do rhythmically and harmonically organized vibrations of air sound good? What biological imperative is fulfilled by music? Then I got to thinking about this. String theory. The entire existence of everything in the universe is explained the best (so far) by a scientific theory known as string theory. Is music the hint that God gave us to how He did it all? Consider, only string theory so far can explain the 4 dimensions we can conceive (length, width, height and time) but also the electromagnetic force, gravity, the weak sub atomic force, the strong sub atomic force in addition to the 4 dimensions. It postulates that the difference in protons, neutrons, electrons and all other sub-atomic particles can be explained as being different vibrating little strings. This theory can explain other things like dimensions beyond our 4. It postulates other dimensions as many as 6 though 26! It can explain things like black holes, wormholes, parallel universes and other cosmic anomalies. In other words, everything can be explained by the way little strings vibrate. Is it a Grand Unifying Theory (in physics known as a GUT) of everything? You can break a longer string that is a neutron down to a shorter strings that are combinations of quarks. Quarks are particles even smaller than our basic hadrons (neutrons, protons and electrons). They're explained as the constituents of these larger particles. They're tinier strings in theory. The very fabric of the universe can be explained as an analogy of music? Is it all organized vibrations in harmonies and rhythms? Maybe. Worship music certainly must transcend the vibrations of air molecules in heaven. Sound here is limited to a wave propagating through air at 769 mph at sea level atmospheric pressure and at an ambient temperature of 70 degrees F. It has to be beyond that in eternity. That's a crude physical limitation. Then does music point to its originator? Is this the hint He gives us on how it's all held together? Is it the key that points to the beauty of God Himself? Is it that simple? I think so and it maybe. I see a pattern emerging. This is just one little gray wet bag of warm protoplasm trying to makes sense of it all. Now, how 'bout them Dodgers? http://discovermagazine.com/twominutesorless?bcpid=716091875&bclid=686943766&bctid=687029421 Rudeman

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    1. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by kongit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Music sounds good because of the structural and chemical make up of our brain and from past experience. What you believe to be God's work is in fact all in your head.

    2. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by blunteyedfool · · Score: 1

      harsh, K. ... true, but harsh...

    3. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I'm not religious, but if I were, I'd be strongly inclined to agree.

      Mods: Even if you don't believe in God (like me), please mod the parent up as Insightful - because it is, even if he's wrong!

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    4. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      Music sounds good because of the structural and chemical make up of our brain and from past experience. What you believe to be God's work is in fact all in your head.

      I'm not religious, but your observation is just an observation, not an argument. It's like saying "A coctail has the following ingredients. Therefore, the concept of a bartender is ridiculous." Or even "The experience of drinking a cocktail is just originated in your mouth. Therefore, there is no cocktail, and certainly no bartender."


      How did the chemicals join in that particular structure, creating a conscious mind able to interprent that music, processing it in such a way you can enjoy it and experience it in such a way you do? Even it's all just perception, where does the perception originate from?


      If you want to be scientific, give me an experiment where you take raw chemicals and create something which you can call "living" and is not emulated or utilizes existing organic matter. With only water. Once you do that, take it further and create a multiverse without any matter.


      I'm a rational, atheïst. But the explinations "oh, we evolved *millions of years* out of water" and "nothing exploded but it did." doesn't cut it for me; I truely want to understand and grasp every detail of the universe and refuse to create an abstract concept which "explains everything" like a religion.


      The human mind has great limitations as it evolved in our limited solar system, and everything is wired up in this closed intimate relation with the sun. Our ability to think conceptually is limited to our needs in our direct environment.

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    5. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by pikine · · Score: 2

      Theorists got interested in String Theory when they observed that two events far apart can affect each other, but there is no obvious connection. A third party (scientist) can't observe the connection directly, only by observing the two events, as if there is a tunnel between them. Imagine you can only see cars going in from one end of a tunnel and coming out from the other, and you wonder what happens in between. They figure they must still be attached, not observably, but in other non-observable dimensions. They even think that observable connections between two particles can be modeled as if the observation is not available, for example: gravity, electro-magnetic forces, nuclear forces and other stuff. The math seems to work out on paper, but you have to take the extra dimensions on faith because you can't observe them.

      This is where String Theory starts sounding like a religion.

      I'm not disagreeing with what you said about God and music, but vibration is just an analogy used by String Theorists to describe the theory in order to make it sound more relevant to the physical world. Every mathematic function on real numbers can be described either as a curve or vibration. What is a curve in the time domain becomes a vibration in the frequency domain and vice versa. It is well-known that these two domains can be mapped one-to-one and onto by Fourier Transform. In other words, you can make up anything in math and call it a vibration.

      String Theory is just some theorist's wet dream. You don't want to syncretize your faith with String Theory.

      This concludes my one minute explanation of String Theory.

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    6. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by RudyHartmann · · Score: 1

      This wasn't meant to be a troll. I was being sincere. Sheesh! Rudeman

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    7. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The human mind has great limitations as it evolved in our limited solar system, and everything is wired up in this closed intimate relation with the sun. Our ability to think conceptually is limited to our needs in our direct environment.

      This seems easily refutable. There is nothing in our direct environment that necessitated the ability to compose massively complex works of music like Beethoven's 9th and innumerable other great works, or to comprehend or derive higher mathematics, or any number of other things that seem to be more innately human than any of our survival-based abilities.
    8. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Theorists got interested in String Theory when they observed that two events far apart can affect each other, but there is no obvious connection.

      Theorists got interested in String Theory when they recognized that the formula for the Strong Force is remarkably similar to the formula for a vibrating string. So is there a good reason for this similarity? I have no doubt. Is it accurately described by any version of String Theory? Incredibly unlikely.

      The most preposterous aspect of String Theory is the claim that these strings are the most fundamental components of the universe. The smaller the scale on which we examine the universe, the more complex it appears. It is irrational to come up with a theory in which it suddenly simplifies, simply be cause we want it to be simple, and because we want to finally be able to claim to understand "everything". That's not going to happen. Being ignorant of something's substructure is no basis for claiming it has none, and scientists who do so undermine their credibility of scientists.
    9. Re:Beauty of God's Creation in Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing in our direct environment that necessitated the ability to compose massively complex works of music like Beethoven's 9th and innumerable other great works


      No, but genetic changes in a population introduced through sexual reproduction are not necessary changes, they are a combination of random changes and sexual selection. In particular, all vertebrates and many insects appear to use their senses to judge the overall fitness of a prospective mate, with biases in favour of obvious (very visible, very smellable, or the like) displays that require significant metabolic investment. Typically these displays cannot be maintained by members of the population who have been ill, injured (especially by predators or parasites), or underfed, and thus serve as a general proxy for the overall health of the prospective mate.

      Obvious displays of intelligence or creativity are also proxies for fitness and are definitely criteria for sexual selection in humans. There is ample proof in the form of modern groupies, and substantial evidence in the form of (often bastard) offspring among great artists since at least the time of the Italian Renaissance.

      Maintaining a brain requires significant metabolic resources; "thinking hard" appears to consume more resources (SPECT on glucose uptake is good evidence, and there is more in fMRI); certainly studying an academic or artistic discipline results in chronic "thinking hard". Thus someone who has spent years mastering a thinking discipline has several traits which can be displayed for sex selection purposes, just like someone who has spent years mastering an athletic discipline.

      Thus, if in a general population, mathematicians, physicists, and the like produce more descendants on average than non-mathematcians, physicists, and the like, they are more fit in the purest sense of the term's use in biology. Fitness is measured purely in terms of the number of viable offspring. The ability to make music or art or to play a professional sport, and an appreciation for people with these abilities, would be expected to spread through a population that is sex-selecting for it.

  28. Validity of online polls by totallygeek · · Score: 2, Funny
    I used to love segfault.org with their countless polls offering "Natalie Portman's X" as a choice.

  29. wow by logixoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Until now hearing "string theory" made me think of infinitely long, parallel strings that run through the entire cosmos. Then, since that seemed to reduce our 3 dimensions to 2, I thought every string had an infinite "resolution" as well, holding different particles/energies at different parts of it. I *think* A Brief History of Time used a similar explanation, but more probably I'm remembering it wrong.
    What the videos told me:
    "Protons are made up of something smaller, which doesn't look like a ball, but like a vibrating loop of string. This may mean the world is 11-dimensional."
    I was quite off the beat, then :)

    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am confused now. From what string are made of???

  30. Great Idea by totallygeek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I really enjoyed the entries and think that many topics can be discussed/taught in such a way. Topics can be offered to people whom otherwise would not read up on that subject. Imagine a combo of How Stuff Works and Wikipedia. A video information site would be one step closer to Vox of the future (from the movie The Time Machine).

    1. Re:Great Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out Seed Magazine's Cribsheets. They take a bit longer than 2 minutes to read but they've covered String Theory and other topics pretty well...

      http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2007/04/cribsheet_9_string_theory.php

  31. No by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of thing which makes the audience of talk shows think their psychic knows more about physics than physicists. It's a dumbed down abstraction, nothing more, nothing less. It's cool on that level, but saying that one understand string theory after watching it is like a kid thinking they understand gravity because they saw something fall to the ground.

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    1. Re:No by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      Well you can't blame the kid seeing that not single human in the whole world "understands" gravity. Anyway, human understanding is based on abstraction. You don't explain the concept of a car to someone by starting with the chemical processes in a combustion engine. Instead complexity is increased after the fundamental abstractions are well understood.

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      No power in the 'verse can stop me
    2. Re:No by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

      I can see what you are trying to say, but, It seemed to a perfectly obvious method for Isaac Newton I feel much more at ease with AHA moments than a physicists maniacal blackboard ramblings. Like the old adage "if you can't explain something in three sentences, you haven't thought about it enough" Consider rutherford's slit experiment, Galileo's cannonball, Newton's prism or maybe Foucault's pendulum. Ducky isn't there yet, - Each of these seem a lot less abstract than a formula like this:? {g}=-{MG \r^2}\{r}}.

  32. Smoked too much weed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can understand string theory but what I don't understand is why we need string theory and what it actually tells us about the universe. Vibrating "strings"... please. I think a lot of people have either smoked way too much weed and think this is actually plausible or they have over active minds from not watching enough TV.

  33. Why Heim Theory is better then Strings by Zdzicho00 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Achievements of Heim theory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory
    1. EHT (Extended Heim Theory) allows to easily calculate particle masses using only some physical constants. You can check this Heim Mass Calculator: http://www.daimi.au.dk/~spony/HeimMassFormula/HeimCalculator
    2. Succesful prediction of masses of neutrinos.
    3. Prediction of Heim-Lorentz force which most likely is being observed in ESA experiments performed by Dr. Martin Tajmar. During these experiments artificial gravity is being created.
    4. Reasonable explanation why CMB Cold Spot appears to be cold without mumbling about Dark Matter/Dark Energy, thanks to Heim's corrected gravitional law.
    5. EHT explains why it appears that there is not enough mass observable in the Universe without using Dark Matter concept.
    6. EHT most likely explains weird effects measured during Gravity Probe B experiment, see: http://www.hpcc-space.de/publications/documents/FieldPropulsion.pdf.
      These effects are in agreement with Martin Tajmar findings, see: http://arxiv.org/pdf/0707.3806
    7. Droscher&Hausner paper about space propulsion based on Heim theory http://www.hpcc-space.de/publications/documents/aiaa2004-3700-a4.pdf was awarded by AIAA in 2004.
    Now, I would like to ask a question.
    Are there any similar achievemets of Strings Theory?
    If you want to know more about EHT please refer to wiki page and this huge discussion thread.
    /Z
    1. Re:Why Heim Theory is better then Strings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it was found to be wrong in about '77.

      It's right there with pseudo-science these days.
      Note: I certianly would have liked it to be true, it would have opened many possibilities.

    2. Re:Why Heim Theory is better then Strings by Wgh · · Score: 1

      Re:Why Heim Theory is better then Strings because it works.... and the best physical visualization would be the Unified Spiral Field and Matter - A Story of a Great Discovery

  34. No... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    In science a theory is a falsifiable claim. Hawking put it pretty well in that a theory "must make definite predictions about the results of future observations." So until the string concept can make testable statements, or future predictions, or however you want to talk about it, it's not a theory.

    Don't confuse math with science. They are related, but not the same. Math is, as it has been said "rules without a game." It is simply discovering relationships in numbers. That's great, and it is a wonderful pursuit since you can prove things deductively, and since it turns out that often the relationships have real world applications. However just because you find a mathematical relationship, doesn't mean it applies to the real world. That's a separate question.

    For example all the rules relating to triangles are true, independent of the existence of real triangles. Even if there were no triangles in the actual world, the rules for how they work in math are true. Ok, fine. Now then we believe we see objects in the real world that are triangles. So we theorize that these are in fact triangles and that the mathematical rules apply to them. Testing shows that is the case. We have inductively proven, or more accurately repeatedly failed to falsify, the theory that the triangles we see in the world follow the same rules as mathematical triangles.

    But that doesn't mean that any field of math has application in the real world. Take for example Mersenne primes. Those are prime numbers in the form of 2^P-1. They are interesting, and there's a program to search for them (that also happens to be good at stressing FPUs, hence why I'm aware of this). However there's no real world application, at this point. That these numbers exist and that we know what they are isn't useful in the real world. It doesn't predict anything, model anything, show anything. It's just number games at this point.

    String "theory" seems similar and you'll find some heavy hitters in the scientific community (like Neil Tyson) who aren't so happy with all the pushing of it for this reason. It's a wonderful little mathematical model that's internally consistent. Great, but that doesn't mean it has shit to do with reality. That doesn't make it worthless, but really there shouldn't be any pushing of it especially to non-scientists until it can at least start to make some testable predictions.

    This is one of the kind of things that helps ID idiots jump on evolution as "just a theory". Theory, in a scientific context, does not mean "shit we though up but haven't tested." However that's basically how it's used for string theory. They came up with a neat idea that they have no idea what the implications are.

    1. Re:No... by btgreat · · Score: 1

      Just as a point of interest, large primes are used for data encryption methods like RSA encryption (look it up yourself). Maybe not primes as large as some of the mersennes, but prime numbers have properties that are actually quite useful even in the REAL world. You'd be surprised at what those mathematicians can cook up.

    2. Re:No... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree with most of what you said, but with a couple of modifications.

      A scientific theory is falsifiable, yes, but not necessarily easily falsifiable with current technology. If we need a bigger particle accelerator to falsify it then it's still a theory. Things like ID are non-falsifiable under any circumstances because no matter what you observe there's always an escape hatch -- God is screwing with you.

      It's pretty hard to think up an experiment to test the "macro"-evolution that creationists are always harping about, and most of more general evolution is pretty hard to test as well. That doesn't mean evolution isn't a theory.

      I'm not going to address whether string theory is over hyped or over funded. That's a political question. It is a theory, actually a collection of theories. Falsifiable predictions are also starting to be made using it. Some members of the string theory family have been pretty much discarded because they don't hold up, and other members of the family are being tested by experimentalists as we speak. They predict photons of different wavelengths will travel at slightly different speeds, and some versions predict that the extra dimensions are big enough to be observed by recent attempts to measure the gravitational constant for very small objects.

  35. Evil Flash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again must have flash... they could fail over to the use of the html tag to stream the .flv movie through the browser video plugin. So the webmaster is crap or is a as*ho** since he would use flash as a DRM system.

    1. Re:Evil Flash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      html tag

  36. I'm only here for the string by mrbluze · · Score: 1

    The best way to popularize string, apart from having a theory about it, is to have a slogan.. like this selection by the Goodies:

    • "Ah, that string moment"
    • "A million housewives every day, pick up a piece of string
    • and say.... God bless Tim Brooke-Taylor!"
    • "I can't tell string from butter - can you tell string from butter? I can't"
    • "Beanz Meanz String"

    Or of course, the song:

    String, string, string, string
    Everybody loves string!

    String, string, string, string
    Everybody needs string!

    Pull on your pants
    Slip on your vest
    Everyone agrees
    String is best!

    String, string, string, string
    Everybody loves string!

    The Goodies were ahead of their time... if there is such a thing as time.

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  37. No. by famebait · · Score: 1

    string theory, [...] could you explain it in two minutes?

    No.

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  38. i still don't get it..... by kbox · · Score: 1

    ....What was the bit about the string? :/

    1. Re:i still don't get it..... by shivamib · · Score: 0

      He completely lost me on the 2nd bud.

  39. Narrative History of String Theory: 2 min, no math by scottsk · · Score: 1

    In November 1986, a young 9th grade Junior High student read Discover Magazine's cover article about String Theory, in the school library, and his horizons were expanded by the possibilities and such an impression was made on him that he never forgot it and has since been curious about science. But he did not understand it.

    Twenty years later, remembering String Theory from his youth, he read Brian Greene's book on String Theory, thinking that now, after having been college educated and taking science classes and learning a little bit about math, he might understand it. But he did not understand it.

    So he went from Brian Greene to David Grene ...

    No video has been filmed. The library isn't there anymore, because the school has been reconfigured, so we'd have to build a set based on the student's shaky memories, and there's no budget for that.

  40. physics vs. fiction by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    The winning video is "The Problem with Math.", according to the site. "Ducky" placed fourth.


    Never let physics get in the way of a good story.
  41. "Cut the Strings" by They Might Be Giants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Imagine this as heavy metal that doesn't sound at all like tmbg)

    I don't need no
    Ten dimensions
    Ain't afraid of
    Quantum jitter
    Cut the strings
    'Cause I ain't no puppet
    And I'm not gonna dance
    To your tune
    General relativity
    Quantum theory
    They've been put to the test
    And Isaac Newton has been laid to rest
    But you're still not satisfied
    'Cause when the two theories collide
    All hell breaks loose and you fashion the noose
    To tie it all together with string- NO!
    Cut the strings
    I won't jump through your hoops
    I don't believe in your loops
    Of string
    Cut the strings
    Physics doesn't demand
    any vibrating band
    Of string.

  42. Uh. no it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched the videos. NONE of them "explain string theory in two minutes". In fact, most of them barely get around to trying to define what string theory even IS let alone why it might be important. Lame.

  43. Wrong approach by styryx · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps explaining String Theory (or Modified Newtonian Dynamics, or QCD, or etc..) in any amount of time is pointless. It takes longer to explain relativity and quantum mechanics; so explaining any of the theories which try to tie them together will be out of context and not many people learn things when out of context, even if they understand.

    My approach would be to explain (as Brian Greene does in T.E.U.) what the fundamental problems are with current theories: primarily is the glaring difference between gravity and the 'other' fundamental force -- the strong/weak-nuclear-electromagnetic force; however you want to call it, electroweak etc... but the other fundamental forces have been united and this leaves gravity by its lonesome. (Inject public interest with the mention that Einstein was trying to do unite gravity and electromagnetism before he died, if you so wish.)

    That covers motivation uno and I think most of the public would be able to understand what gravity and EM are; you may be able to get away with saying the strong nuclear force is 'what holds atoms together', but I don't think you would have any way of explaining the weak nuclear force as it isn't relevant to Joe Public's day-to-day activities.

    Then you would need to teach them the teeniest bit of science: namely, the point-particle approach. If you could get them to understand this then you may be able to impart that as you get smaller and smaller, the point particle is still infinitely small, and that there is a very clear problem with anything being infinitely small when you get to as small as you can get. String theory thus, instead of treating everything as infinitely minute 'points' _with no dimensions_ (a previously pointed out LIMIT - not flaw - to current models/approximations), takes the next obvious step and says okay, so instead of no dimensions we will have one dimension: a 'string'. Then you can cut to the XKCD comic, which someone linked to above :)

    This is of course a heuristic explanation for the general public and in no way to be used as actual science, which most will not be able to understand due to missing four + years of solidly studying physics. It would be seemingly too hard to explain the Gamma function, super-symmetry, and crazy amounts of dimensions, all of which are academic. Note, I didn't need to explain quantum mechanics or relativity in the two minutes.

    I don't want to start any flame wars; my belief is that there are _too many_ fundamental gaps in knowledge required to understand string theory, even on a qualitative level, for an average person. I argue that to teach one of these gaps would take more than the two minutes allowed.

    1. Re:Wrong approach by Sangbin · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point of these 2 minute videos. They're not trying to teach the string theory(they have physicists to do that). They just want people to know that such thing exists, and get them interested.

      My parents don't know about the existance of such theory. Thanks to this 2 minute ducky video, they now know that someone's trying to explain the universe with some vibrations in multi dimensions. My mom would go, "well that's nice," and move on. My dad might do the same, or look it up on howstuffworks.com.

      Now two more people in the world knows about the string theory. Great! Were they going to listen to me talk about point-particles and some infinity stuff? Probably not.

  44. MOND and string theory are very different. by anandsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MOND predicts Galactic Rotation curves very well. That is all there is to it. It is a law not unlike Kepler's laws and must be explained by any gravitational theory, just like Newtonian theory did for Kepler's Laws. It doesn't work very well on larger than galactic scales and the real underlying theory may behave differently at larger scales. There are known problems at Cluster scales.

    String theory on the other hand is just a mathematical framework which tries to build reality from a single basic structure 'string'. The Mathematics requires many dimensions (or variables) to become consistent. The real problem with the theory is that there have been no significant successes in relating its results to reality. Some of its predictions like Super Symmetry which looked very appealing have been proved to be false. Recently it has been determined that there are infinite number of string theories, some of which can be used to model bits of reality, but never all by the same theory. This is a big problem. Now String Theorists say that all string theories are part of a superset which they call M-Theory. The real funny thing about M-theory is that nobody knows what it is. And even more interesting is that nobody is working on it. It is expected to reveal itself at some time in the future when the time is right. So String theory is now in a state of working on other problems while waiting for the revelation.

    On a positive side String Theory has given some very powerful mathematical tools to physicists for probing the Unified Gravity problem. LQG has benefited a lot from these tools. I wish that String Theory was termed as a mathematical theory instead of a physical one.

  45. Evolution is a theory--string isn't by rgoldste · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're having enough trouble convincing the public that when we say "evolution is a theory," we really mean "evolution is a set of statements that have each been experimentally verified multiple times." Let's not make it easier for ID nuts to confuse the public about what scientific theories are. A theory must be something that has overwhelming empirical support. Under this definition, string "theory" isn't a theory--it's a set of hypotheses.

    1. Re:Evolution is a theory--string isn't by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're suggesting we should change the scientific method because of a bunch of religious nuts? Or is it we should just lie to the public because of a bunch of religious nuts?

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but the next step is recantation and house arrest, isn't it? Followed by burning at the stake if that doesn't work?

      The solution to attempts to pervert science like ID is for scientists to be open and honest about what they do, and educate the public, NOT to obscure what actually goes on and only present finished, polished, masterpieces at the base of the ivory tower. The key difference between science and religion is that science IS provisional. Everything is our best interpretation, subject to change whenever some new evidence contradicts it.

  46. Zero Punctuation by Mantrid · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a job for Yahtzee (see Zero Punctuation reviews on The Escapist

  47. Cool videos. Now, some questions... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    What a the strings made of? What causes the strings to vibrate? What determines the frequency at which they vibrate? Given notions like that of entropy and chaos theory, what accounts for the order? (ie. the strings ultimately seem to work in harmony, typically creating stable atoms. what causes this harmony?)

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    1. Re:Cool videos. Now, some questions... by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Who says that entropy and chaos theory even have to apply when you are a the same level as strings in string theory?

    2. Re:Cool videos. Now, some questions... by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      I can answer the first question. Strings are made of characters.

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    3. Re:Cool videos. Now, some questions... by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      String theory : universe :: Google Earth : earth.

      I hope this answers your questions.

  48. Not quite odd.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well there's where you fail. What are higher dimensions? Can I physically
    go there? You can't just throw out arcane terminology and move on. Duh.. He was trying to explain it in a paragraph..

    Anyway, The way I see it is you cannot technically be in *any* dimension higher than our current 3 (or lower for that matter). Imagine a ruler moving along the surface piece of paper. Its stuck to the 2d nature of the paper, but if the paper curls in 3d space do we say the ruler is moving in three dimensions? No, The ruler's world view is constant in 2 dimensions
    You can define what a higher dimension is (and people have, with the hypercube and so on) but its difficult for average people to imagine them, let alone scientists. E.g. If you have equations designed for 3 dimensions and you define the 4th one sufficiently enough its easy to derive formulae that work with the 4th dimension.(some equations have easy rules to move into the next higher dimension: e.g. Distance formula in 2D = sqrt( (x1-x2)^2 + (y1-y2)^2 ) for a higher dimension just add the extra Z co-ordinate)

    So does that mean that higher dimensions do not exist because you cannot see/feel/imagine them?

    Not really explaining anything, just a mini-rant !
  49. Discover Magazine - NOT Discovery Channel by BrDerby · · Score: 1

    For the record, this contest was done by Discover Magazine, which is NOT the same thing as Discovery Channel. One additional note on the DiscoverMagazine.com website that could be of interest to Slashdot readers is that it was built on an open source content management system - Plone.

  50. Is the narrator a hottie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone got a picture of the narrator of this winning video? Is she a hottie?

    Can she read me the box score of the Red Sox game last night?

  51. String Hypothesis by ogminlo · · Score: 1

    The precocious kids claim String is only a theory until it is proven. It can't BE a theory until it is proven. Let's not fall into the trap set by the anti-science arch-conservative politicos slandering the term "theory" as anything less than a provable, repeatable, tested, vetted, and accepted model. String is a theory BECAUSE it was proven with math. That we have not developed the technology to test the equations in the natural space does not devalue what the math says.

    1. Re:String Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Math has no direct relationship with the physical universe. It is an axiomatic system of logical consequence. It is useful given assumptions that we make about the universe to model phenomena in terms of these mathematical systems. However any model may be constructed with values you can't relate to reality below a threshold of measurement. In fact M-Theory has an infinite number of such systems. The question then becomes, if M-Theory cannot produce any new testable predictions (and whether it does or not depends on who you ask, and whether you accept equivalence with multiple other frameworks) and it's so undeveloped that it's value as a replacement for the Standard Model is nil, is why the fuck you waste your time pretending that M-Theory describes the universe as we know it at all, instead of admitting that it can't even be known or not because of the asinine means in which it is formulated.

      M-Theory is a religion that has gobbled upon theoretical physics. As a mathemagician I would find it amusing if it wasn't so ridiculously sad.

  52. One theory to rule them all by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    One string to rule them all, One string to find them, One string to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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  53. Art and Science Meet -- First Video then Music by InitZero · · Score: 1

    If you like mixing your music and science, check out The Guild of Scientific Troubadours: music where science is the muse.

  54. Ok, make it "25 years to (25+decades more)" then by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, published 1905-17, challenged well-established principles and concepts of physics, yet was widely accepted by 1930, although doubts about the validity of the general theory persisted for decades.
    [source]
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  55. Just a side comment by Bramantip · · Score: 1

    In science a theory is a falsifiable claim. Hawking put it pretty well in that a theory "must make definite predictions about the results of future observations." So until the string concept can make testable statements, or future predictions, or however you want to talk about it, it's not a theory.

    By that argument, wouldn't Evolution disqualify as a scientific theory ? After all there is nothing that the theory of Evolution can predict vis-a-vis biology nor even the future of a species. Not that I disagree with Hawkings statement, but it would seem that predictability is not always the heart of a scientific theory - scientific usually refers to the method of predicting, not the result predicted.

    String theory could thus be 'scientific theory' that explains (through scientific methods) a certain observable order - it's lack of predicting something doesn't necessarily imply that it is unscientific. Especially since we treat the theory of Evolution as scientific when it also has failed to produce anything resembling a prediction of observable phenomena.

    Though one could argue that Evolution is not a scientific theory on the basis that it is also a non falsifiable claim as it is non-predictive, more of a set of constructs and fundamental ideas (axioms) like string theory rather than a descriptive representation of reality.

  56. i can do it! by underworld · · Score: 1

    i can do it in two minutes ... but we're going to need a really fast spaceship. and maybe a wormhole.

  57. Why to describe string theory by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lots of scientists have been working on the theory for 30 years, as you say. It might be useful to explain to the scientifically inclined nonexperts just what all those eggheads are doing. The duck video gives a clear and intriguing introduction to the theory. It might be the trigger to get some young student to realize how much there is still to be discovered about physics, and maybe encourage him/her to become a scientist.

  58. 10-minutes give you a MUCH MUCH better idea... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    I think this totally beats the pants off the winning 2-minute video. Of course, it is 10-minutes, so one would hope so:

    Visualizing All 10 Dimensions

    And yes, you will have to click through my personal blog to get to it. Nyah nyah. But it's also quite worth it, and is by far the biggest outgoing link from my blog, with 10,000+ people viewing the site simply because *I* talked about it.

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  59. Not Terribly Helpful by mqduck · · Score: 1

    These videos don't really help me much. They say that different particles are defined by their strings (or the frequency of said strings, or something like that), then go on to mention some interesting implications like extra dimensions. The thing I'm interested in in the first place is WHY the strings define the particles and WHY it implies extra dimensions. Granted, that's way too much, I'm sure, to answer in a two-minute video, but that WAS the goal of the contest. In other words, I think everyone lost.

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  60. In our M-Theory, # of Dimensions Goes up to 11 by billstewart · · Score: 1
    In our theory, if we need to explain more things, we can turn the number of dimensions up to 11 !


    But why don't use use larger dimensions so you'd only need 10?


    Ours goes up to 11 !

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  61. Don't be too hard on him! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Honestly, its reads better than anything I've seen Michio Kaku write about string theory.

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  62. How about String Cheese Theory? by kingrat · · Score: 1
  63. Re:Err. (Voting - Electoral College) by totallygeek · · Score: 1

    No, "Ducky" was the official winning video. The viewers have selected "The Problem with Math." Big difference there.


    These are the same people that cannot understand why Bush won over Gore, even though more people voted for Gore. The popular vote is not the same of the officiated vote.

  64. Link without annoying and bland blog by geekoid · · Score: 1
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  65. heh... YOU are annoying and bland! :) by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    YOU are annoying and bland, karma-whore (I'm a link-whore, not a karma-whore). :)

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    1. Re:heh... YOU are annoying and bland! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a retarded blahger. Go away.

  66. 2000 called, they want the complaint back by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "A idea which cannot be tested in any known scientific manner at the moment "
    Einsteins theories couldn't be tested 'at the moment' either.
    That fact in no was discredits the theory.
    In fact a predictions from string theory has come true. Yes it's only 1 data point.
    Test for string theory have be proposed, but those kinds of tests take a lot of time to set up. Many years.

    As for Peter Woit:
    "First, string theory predicts that the world has 10 space-time dimensions, in serious disagreement with all the evidence of one's senses. "
    Seriously, one of his complaints is that he can not physically see other dimensions, or that we would, as a species, have some need to sense them. I can't see infra red, but it exists.

    AS for quoting Wolfgang pauli, that's just bad form in that context.
    There are many well established, very smart people who claimed Einstein was wrong. There have been some changes, and many indications about string theory since 1958, so maybe he would have a different view?

    I use Einstein as an example to help people understand that none of these naysayers have anything that disproves it, they just don't want to believe it. Hopefully some tests will be done in the next few years that will either:
    A) Show some predictions in a repeatable test or
    B) The prediction will fail, and we can close the book.

    In the mean time, both sides of this discussion need to watch out for the 'Argument from authority ' logical fallacy.

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  67. and yet by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    600 people visit every day to read something, and I have sent 10,000+ links to various sites that would not have gotten them otherwise. Oh, and I've had reporters contact me to incorporate some of my material in legitimate newspapers. I'm getting 50,000 views every 2 months now. So, others disagree with your assessment!

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  68. It's called <b>particle</b> physics by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 0, Informative

    Everything can be modeled as a particle in a box (the particle exists somewhere between here and there). Various disciplines break things down into smaller particles and string theory is the theoretical jump from the smallest particles we have observed and characterized to smaller particles that we haven't observed or characterized. All particles (even superatomic particles, but the math is quite different) can be described by their total energy (which includes directional vectors). Energy(total) = Potential + Kinetic + delta. Energy(total) = mc^2. Kinetic = 1/2 * mv^2. Various models of potential energy characterize entropy and approximate total gravitational force. They differ in their treatent of entropy and, since gravitational forces are usually described using the distance between the two particles or objects, how the gravity is computed if one (or both) of the particle(s) is(are) traveling greater than near light speed. Various methods are used to resolve mc^2 = ( 1/2 * mv^2 ).

    In one mathematically sound method a Hamiltonian is created and an Eigenfunction applied, an Eigenvalue computed, and the Schroedinger equation is assembled. The integration of Schroedinger's equation creates a density map which describes the probability that the original particle exists at a particle position in space. This principle is scalable from the subatomic level all the way up to black holes. It is this mathematical derivation which describes Stephen Hawking's acknowledgement that there is no such thing as an event horizon for a black hole--because every particle in a box that would border said event horizon (including the photons which are trying to escape) can only be modeled as a probability of existing on the border of that event horizon. There will always be a probability that the particle exists on the other side, past the event horizon, especially if it gains energy from collision with a neighboring particle in a box.

    Everything, even a photon, even the strings of string theory, can be modeled as a particle in a box described as a wave of energy whose area of greatest probability is what we eventually observe as the particle.

    The actual example which is most often used is the electron. Most electrical equipment works quite well at measuring the energy of an electron and electrons are easily localized around atoms (for ease of measurement). Due to this we've been able to generate enough data with electrons to plug the proper numbers in the above system and also to verify their accuracy with laboratory experiments. The infrared absorption and emission of a binary salt is an excellent example of being able to both predict the absorption (and emission) lines and observe them experimentally on a calibrated laboratory instrument.

    While the method has been most rigorously employed to predict and observe electrons the mathematics involved is not limited to any particular particle, be it a black hole, a baseball, an atom, an electron, a photon, a quark, or a string. The primary difference between quantum chemistry and string theory is the typical range of "m" in the above equations.

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  69. 1919 called, they want *their* complaint back by Petrushka · · Score: 1

    "A idea which cannot be tested in any known scientific manner at the moment "
    Einsteins theories couldn't be tested 'at the moment' either.
    That fact in no was discredits the theory.

    You are ill-informed. If that had indeed ever been the case, that would indeed have completely discredited the theory. As it happens, he proposed several tests for general relativity, and confirmation started coming in 1919 (summary). No hypothesis that comes without proposed ways of testing it should ever be taken seriously (or at best, a thought-experiment).

  70. Unified Theory by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the key to the universe is the quack.

  71. DANGER! WILL ROBINSON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HomelessInLaJolla, unfortunately, doesn't know what he's talking about, and this kind of intentional, willful misinformation is very dangerous.

    Mod Parent Down.

  72. Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any experience which is not in our head? I don't mean that in the sense of questioning whether reality is real, rather I mean "Can we experience anything at all without our heads?"

    How then can we deny any experience "within our heads" without being forced to question reality itself? Or, if what we perceive is not real, what then is real?

  73. try again by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    The word "explain" normally means that at the end of the explaination the reader should understand it. Sorry, but what you've written is totally unintelliglible to any lay person

  74. so why do i need to know this again? by holywarrior21c · · Score: 0

    can someone explain to me why i need to know string theory in two minutes?

  75. Re:Screw explanations ::Correction:: by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

    That's Feynman, not Einstein
    <headfullofphysics author="Richard Feynman">
    One cannot understand ... the universality of the laws of nature, the relationship of things, without an understanding of mathematics. There is no other way to do it.
    </headfullof physics>

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  76. That was my point. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    This is not a valid excuse for doing that "semantic twisting". That was my point in the first place... somebody is twisting the definition in order to push their pet hypothesis. That is not sufficient reason. It is nothing but propaganda.

    1. Re:That was my point. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I wasn't suggesting that it was the ID "side" that was doing the "twisting".

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  77. That is the whole point. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    This is not a popular media exercise. It does not matter whether "string hypothesis" has the same punch. This is a scientific principle, not a goddamned popularity contest. That was my whole point. It is not appropriate to try to redefine science just to support someone's favorite idea... most especially when we have no data that actually supports that idea over others.

  78. I disagree with your definitions by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The hypotheses of which I speak are hypotheses. The theories of which I speak are theories. Neither size or scope have anything to do with the issue, and they do not overlap... they are different things!

    Quote: "A theory is a big old (mathematical, preferably) framework for explaining how something works."

    False. An attempt at explanation is a hypothesis. A theory must predict.

    As you mention, string speculation has come up with some ideas that may be testable. If so, more power to it. But it must be remembered that in order for the experiments to actually support the string idea, the results of those tests must not only be accurately predicted, but also predicted better than other competing ideas. Some people seem to have lost sight of the latter point.