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  1. Outrageous! on YouTube Explains Where HTML5 Video Fails · · Score: 1

    I don't care that you can redistribute videos of a snapping turtle laying eggs in my parent's garden.

    What about the broadcast rights of the snapping turtle, you insensitive clod?

  2. Waste of time on The State of iPad Satisfaction · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The Followers of His Steveness who willingly stand outside the crystal cathedrals every eighteen months with huge tithes in hand are not going to discuss any deficiencies, nor even acknowledge they exist.

  3. Re:Still I don't know on Adobe Finally Fixes Remote Launch 0-Day · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the same vulnerability existed in both products (Flash was patched a couple of weeks ago). I'm not sure how that works

    Because both were built upon the same solid Adobe bedrock of swiss cheese, spaghetti code, and apathy.

  4. This on UK Police Threaten Teenage Photojournalist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nothing gets the government scared like a big steam of bad press (which the internet is more than willing to provide).

    This more than anything else is why the days of the True Internet are numbered - to be replaced by an electonic version of the Panopticon. I used to think the most precious commodity in the future would be potable water. I was wrong; it will be true privacy and anonymity.

  5. Absinthe on German Airports Use Bees To Monitor Air Quality · · Score: 1

    I ate all your bees.
    /Lonely Soldier

  6. Re:more importantly on Firefox 4.0 Beta Candidate Available · · Score: 4, Funny

    I typically have 300-400+ tabs open in multiple windows...

    most of those set to ADD and OCD forums, I'll warrant.

  7. Affordable Third World Cancer Detection on Cancer Cells Detected Using $400 Digital Camera · · Score: 1

    ...then what?

  8. Arrgh! on Tracking Down Wi-Fi Interference? · · Score: 1

    1 - we were given a baby monitor that transmits live video and source temperature. It destroys our WiFi capability - but only within 20 metres or so.

    WHY does the FCC allow these things!
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    I mean, what are babies good for anyway?

  9. and on Wikileaks Founder Advised To Avoid American Gov't · · Score: 1

    The military might of the US lies in its industrial output

    ...and foreign-sourced microprocessors.
    /whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

  10. Voyuers on Tornado Scientists Butt Heads With Storm Chasers · · Score: 1

    As a native Kansan, I'm sickened by these amateur 'chasers' - most of whom don't live in the real midwest (you know; West of both the Mississipii and Missouri) and are just visiting to enjoy a bullshit thrill ride. I would also blame all the media attention given to these aholes, such as Discovery Channel and the mostly worthless Weather Channel (haven to constantly pregnant photogenic meteorologists). Sure, they try to have one real 'scientist' as a pathetic figleaf, but the real point is the cool videos of destruction of the 'small people' and the reaction shots of douchebag adrenelin addicts. There is no way even one of these pricks lost a house or family member to a tornado; if they had, they wouldn't be engaging in this blatant adolescent voyeurism.

  11. Bring my own lunch on Quantum Dots Could Double Solar Energy Efficiency · · Score: 1

    If I worked there, I would definitely avoid the cafeteria.

  12. Yes We Can * on US Dept. of Energy Wants Bigger Wind Energy Ideas · · Score: 1

    * - with foreign turbines.

  13. Re:Employee monitoring is not really new on Employee Monitoring · · Score: 1

    When it comes to being employed, though, bosses and managers have always watched their employees to some degree

    The point is now it has become easier and especially cheaper do so effectively. This is what's so disheartening; those who said they cared about freedom and privacy were/are lying: merely biding their time until the ROI for the tools of oppression become irresistable. And this is a one-way trip; no cavalry is coming to the rescue once the whole world is turned into North Korea.

  14. Re:is it just me? on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 1

    IMHO, a problem with even balanced socialism is that it only appears to work in ethnically homogeneous societies with a highly-ingrained work ethic. Speaking as a US citizen, these would be strikes one and two. Sadly, one size does not fit all.

  15. Lobbying on Why Intel Wants To Network Your Clothes Dryer · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Intel, et al, are up on Capitol Hill lobbying the public prostitutes to pass laws requiring the monitoring all inputs AND outputs of every US dwelling. Not only to impose usage taxes (Democrat Prostitutes), but also to monitor for illegal / impure activities, such as pron, weed, and thinking critically (Republican Prostitutes).

  16. In unrelated news on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 1

    all the undersea cables connecting to Iceland have been 'accidentally' cut by dropped anchors.

  17. Riiight on Kepler Mission Finds 752 Extrasolar Planet Candidates · · Score: 1

    NASA will release the data in its entire form eventually, and in perpetuity once they get the first paper out of it.

    Just after they finish up the Capricorn One project data.

  18. Brilliant demographical decision on X Prize Foundation Wants AI Physician On Every Smartphone · · Score: 1

    The service requires a smartphone - which in turn requires a hefty chunk of steady income for the initial contract and the $30 per month data plan (and the mandatory credit card). And who can afford such a costly, high-tech gizmo? Those who already have health insurance. "What, you're sick? Serves you right for being poor!"

  19. To put it another way on NASA Warns of Potential "Huge Space Storm" In 2013 · · Score: 1

    "In a world..."

  20. Re:Wage Gap on The Real Science Gap · · Score: 1

    That's the skill of a good salesman

    The word you're searching for is Sociopath.

  21. access on Apple Censors Ulysses App In Time For Bloomsday · · Score: 1

    There are many creators of content. The barrier to entry is low.

    Yes, but if network neutrality is killed, the barrier to access all content goes from low to near-earth orbit.

  22. Slashdot heal thyself on Study Says Targeted Ads Gettin' a Lil' Creepy · · Score: 1

    What's really creepy is Slashdot allowing/profiting from the RSS fecal spewage that is Newsmax.

  23. green light on MA High School Forces All Students To Buy MacBooks · · Score: 1

    and we know the Mac takes beautiful pictures of under-aged teens...

  24. Sooo on Microsoft Hides Firefox Extension In Toolbar Update · · Score: 1

    how's that second liver working out?

  25. Simple on Time To Dump XP? · · Score: 1

    What killer new features does Windows 7 have that are worth the time and expense of an upgrade from XP?

    A far more mainstream 64-bit client than the prior two iterations.