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  1. Re:Wait a minute on AOL Blocks Links from LiveJournal · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that there are some who think that Microsoft is really just fucking them in the ass without the decency of a reach-around.

  2. Re:Quick fix for HREFs viewed by MSIE on AOL Blocks Links from LiveJournal · · Score: 1

    Slashdot's code has a feature to prevent people from inserting obscenely long character strings into comments. This prevents people from making the rendered page any wider than the default resolution on your monitor. It automagically inserts a space after some amount of continuous non-space characters.

    123456787901234567879012345678790123456787901234 56 78790

    As with most features, it's there for a reason. This one just happens to be based on page-widening trolls.

  3. No connection needed to listen! on Statistically Optimal Music · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you listen carefully, you can hear the server whimper as it slowly melts under a slashdotting.

  4. Text mirror on New Dell Clickthrough Software License · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here.

  5. Re:Recipe for success: on Auerbach on Internet Cruft · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well....

    I, for one, welcome our new Slashdot meme overlords.

  6. Re:Here we go again: on IBM Releases Compiler for Power4 and G5 · · Score: 1

    When/if the G5 outperforms Intel's best, what will the fanboys rally cry be next?

    It'll be the tried and true rally: Apple sucks!!

  7. Re:Article Text on 10 Terabit Ethernet By 2010 · · Score: 1

    Additional mirror here.

  8. Re:Others on Hall Of Technical Documentation Weirdness · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like my coffee like i like my women. Dark, full bodied and slightly bitter.

    I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through the Andes.

  9. Re:Small upgrade fee on Linux 2.4.22 Stable Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    Hay, don't forget...

    Hay is for horses and cows. Please don't eat it, you don't know how.

  10. Re:HARDCORE EECS UNITE! on Top University Rankings for 2004 Released · · Score: 0, Funny

    Oh yeah... well.... we'll show you...

    DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!

  11. Re:Um.... WTF? on ATi FireGL X1 Vs. NVIDIA Quadro FX 2000 · · Score: 1

    Diamond's was bought by S3, who split it and sold the video portion to ATi.

    'Nuff said.

  12. Re:That must suck on Ocean Sponge May Be Best for Fiber Optics · · Score: 1

    Of course they know!

    What do you think all those anal probes were for? Treasure hunting?

  13. Two for one! on The Increasing Cost of Red Hat Linux? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, overlords welcome YOU!

  14. While we're at it... on SCO Attorney Declares GPL Invalid · · Score: 0

    I declare SCO's declarations null and void. I also declare Carrie-Anne Moss and Natalie Portman as my bikini-clad slaves.

  15. I don't know about you guys... on OpEd Piece on Extended Life Expectancy · · Score: 1

    ..but I, for one, welcome our new^H^H^Hold geriatric overlords!

  16. Re:Im so confused!!!!!! on Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent · · Score: 1

    it has been said that two wrongs don't make a right ...but three lefts do!

  17. Re:An interesting question: on Webcams Watching The Classrooms? · · Score: 1

    The US does not mandate that children go to school until the age of 18. State laws govern that and it varies from state to state. In MS, the law says that you can drop out of school when you're 16.

    Being an alumnus of Biloxi High and a relative of an administrator in the district, I've known about these cameras. I'm more shocked that they took the time to retro-fit these cameras into the older schools. They've just built a new high school, which would be easily accomodating to the inclusion of cameras in the classrooms. But the elementary and middle schools are a different matter.

    The current middle school is the old high school, which was originally built in the late 60's. We had trouble running 10Base2 through that school, much less CAT5. When I graduated in 1998, there were 2 classroms with about 40 computers total. The building's old and it was a bitch to help network.

    The elementary schools are even worse. They have managed to build one new one north of the bay, but all the schools on the peninsula are at least 40 years old. They're not made for networking, they're made to withstand hurricanes. The elementary school I attended survived Camille but it can't be easily modified to support an infrastructure for today's technologies.

    Okay, now to get back on topics. This is not a move to monitor juvenile citizens due to the simple fact that there is little government involvement in the day to day operations of the school district in Biloxi. The only federal worries are test scores (for accreditation) and court orders (forced segregation in the 1960's.)

  18. Re:Is it as good as vegemite? on The Thermal Paste Revolution · · Score: 1

    In fact, in the (extremely specific) conditions, the vegemite and toothpaste outperformed the Arctic Silver!

    While I'm not inclined to read the article, I'm hoping that the aforementioned test was the taste test.

  19. Re:only if it's too tight though... on Wearing a Tie May Cause Blindness! · · Score: 1

    Excellent! I knew contracting a tapeworm would pay off some day.

  20. ObWeirdAl on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: 3, Funny

    I Think I'm A Clone Now

    Isn't it strange
    Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
    What would people say
    If only they knew that I was

    Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
    Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
    There in a petri dish late one night
    They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

    I think I'm a clone now
    There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
    I think I'm a clone now
    'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.....

  21. Re:Only in theory... on Growth Job Sector: Freelance Technical Support · · Score: 1

    Is it legal to ask them what the capital of Assyria is?

  22. Re:Check it out on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    But...

    What about Bob?

  23. Re:Michael Jackson's take, Don't jail downloaders on MIT, Boston College Refuse DMCA Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    Don't send copyright infringers to jail, make them spend the night at Neverland Ranch?

    A fate worse than death!

  24. Re:Linux Development Process on Reverse Engineered 802.11b+ Drivers · · Score: 1

    The first rule of Not-Getting-Laid club is you do NOT talk about Not-Getting-Laid club.

    The second rule of Not-Getting-Laid club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT NOT-GETTING-LAID CLUB!

    The third, and final, rule of Not-Getting-Laid club: if this is your first night, you have to abstain.

  25. Ob Spaceballs... on Microsoft Wins Homeland Security Contract · · Score: 1

    "Oh shit. There goes the planet..."