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  1. Re:AI != design brain on Reading Guide To AI Design & Neural Networks? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The universe is software, the brain workings are just a tiny side-effect, but can still be considered software.

    From universe.c:

    int main()
    {
          [...]
          return 42;
    }

  2. Do the aliens taste sweet? on Sweet Molecule Could Lead Us To Alien Life · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, I see another PETA game coming...

  3. Re:Mmm... on A Web App For Real-Time Collaborative Writing · · Score: 1

    Finally, a cross-platform version of Mulitplayer Notepad!^K

    It was a dark and stormy night.

    No one would be out on a night like this thought Joe the thief.

    And he was right, because what stroke him was a lightning bolt, which turned him into ashes. The end.

    Oh, no! You've really screwed up this time! Guess you'll have to start over! Hope you saved the game!

    Res[t]ore, [R]estart, or [Q]uit?

  4. Re:new? on Scientists Discover Why Sharks Can Swim So Fast · · Score: 1

    Actually I was just waiting for a reply like yours, so I can whole-heartedly say: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

    Thanx for being part of my Tao.

  5. new? on Scientists Discover Why Sharks Can Swim So Fast · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Wasn't this already known?

  6. Re:Seems to me like a bit of a role reversal on Microsoft Begs Hardware Makers To Take Support Seriously · · Score: 1

    Finally the public will really get the facts! :)

  7. new unit on Intel Core I7 Launched, Nehalem and X58 Tested · · Score: 5, Informative

    actually, it's gigatransfers per second... thanx for dkf ( http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1016475&cid=25611995 ) for informing that link.

  8. units on Intel Core I7 Launched, Nehalem and X58 Tested · · Score: 1

    wow! 64 * 10^9 (giga) * 10^12 (tera), or 6.4 * 10^20 bytes per second!!! awesome!!!~

  9. Re:Isn't that normal? on Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    I know you were being sarcastic, even though there is something to be said about:

    [...] of a piece of literature which was authored based on a decades old view of technology.

    The thing is: a lot of people consider those laws as something practical, and that should be really implemented. What Asimov truly wanted to show (in my interpretation) is that any law could be bent by its subjective interpretations.

    So I agree with AnyoneEB, an I think you should (as it seems you haven't yet) read the entire Foundation series... awesome read.

  10. Re:Isn't that normal? on Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    If perhaps Asimov's three laws of robotics were practical to implement in any device possessing conscious thought; recognizing and preventing infractions themselves require another device of at least equal capability, or a additional dimensions of complexity within the original device.

    A hail to Kurt Godel! :)

    [/., please accept utf-8... GÃdel]

  11. mod me redundant! on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    what a big idiot!

  12. Re:That's it on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    Totally irrelevant but, speaking as a pendant

    Somehow, I doubt you're that pretty.

    Butt ugly, actually. It's just that since childhood he has this mania of hanging on his tail and yelling "hey mum, look! I'm a pendant!"

  13. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... on Machines Almost Pass Mass Turing Test · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know if it's this way with every programmer, but I tend to apply our common logic tools to every problem I encounter. Briefly speaking, I try to 'debug life'. It's nice, everything I want I usually get through these mentally sketched 'algorithms'. But trying to argue with a girl about a problem in a logical way really doesn't work. When you think you had all the variables fixed and an obvious overall picture that she can't disagree, that's when she'll bring things that aren't even related to the problem, just to confuse things up.

    So, I couldn't agree more with you, and emphasize your 3rd item.

  14. Re:I'll wait a few days for fixes on OpenOffice.org 3.0 Is Officially Here · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to moderate you "+2 Insightful+Funny" :)

  15. Re:PDF on OpenOffice.org 3.0 Is Officially Here · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you only look for money, instead of quality of life...

  16. Re:I miss Conectiva on Mandriva Linux 2009 Released · · Score: 1

    The main thing I miss now is the Conectiva keyboard mapping. There are some subtle but significant differences in the way US-style keyboards handle accented characters, and Conectiva had the smartest setup (easiest to use, less keystrokes needed).

    Perhaps it's just a matter of configuring SCIM (smart common input method)? I use Ubuntu 8.04, with the default configurations for Portuguese (my native language), Japanese and Chinese (for hanzi and pinyin) and the only complaint I have is the lack of documentation (for pinyin). It is a very natural and productive input method.

  17. Re:Of course! on Netbook Return Rates Much Higher For Linux Than Windows · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the 'meatsacks' he referred are the really stupid majority. If you never drove on a Harley-Davidson, when you put your hands on one you wouldn't say "damn, where's the fucking gas pedal?", you would find the machine interesting and would want to learn more about it. They wouldn't.

    It's too bad there is so much stupid people in the world.

  18. Re:Discovery Institute should get its act together on Irrelevant Scientific Research Honored · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember a story posted here on /. about a scientist that found a mutation on his bacterias that allowed them to metabolize methane. IIRC, it happened in the range of 20K to 40K generations. The unikonts you mentioned seem to be very hard to happen given our lifespan, but after 10^10 generations it is not that difficult to think happening.

  19. Re:yo yo yo on Cell Chip Coming To the PC Via a PCI Express Card · · Score: 1

    -1 Redundant... sorry for my fellow japanese moderators, and for those that were anally violated by Sony (I really couldn't imagine they were so much :p )

  20. Re:yo yo yo on Cell Chip Coming To the PC Via a PCI Express Card · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Someone said in another post to not drink and moderate... I liked the idea. In the same lines, I'd say "You should not drink and watch gay-snuff-porn movies and post comments". Btw, if Sony anally violated you, be happy it was a japanese company. Imagine if it was... Ubuntu!!! (I know, I know... OS not company... don't spoil my retarded joke.)

  21. Re:Can you think of any famous female programmers? on Becoming a Famous Programmer · · Score: 5, Informative

    How can you forget Ada Lovelace?

  22. Re:Thanks devs! on ScummVM 0.12.0 Released — Support For New Games, Wiimote · · Score: 1

    The ranking, in my opinion, is:
    1 - The Secret of MI
    2 - The Curse of MI & Escape from MI
    3 - MI2 - LeChuck's Revenge

    It would be really nice if they remade MI1 with better (current) graphics/audio quality.

  23. Re:Thanks devs! on ScummVM 0.12.0 Released — Support For New Games, Wiimote · · Score: 1

    MI2 is the worse of the series...

  24. Re:Deep in the Caribbean on Robot Submarine To Dive Deep In the Caribbean · · Score: 1

    Yep, my first thought too! Actually I was going to ask "will they find the Island of Melee(c)?" :D

    [/. should accept utf-8]

  25. Re:Impossible! on A Quasi-Quasicrystal · · Score: 1, Funny

    The women that know me think otherwise... they ever say the hardest material known to them is my... head! :\