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  1. Re:2nd brightest? not quite. on ISS To Become Second Brightest-Object In the Sky · · Score: 3, Funny

    The loss of the sun's gravitational pull would give us the freedom to float off and find a BETTER sun!

  2. Ballmer's Been Watching Goodfellas Again on Microsoft Shoots Own Foot In Iceland · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Business bad? Fuck you, pay me.
    Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.
    Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.
    Your country's economy imploded, all your clients went out of business, and your currency is worthless? Fuck you, pay me."

  3. Re:Federal goverment? which one? on Federal Officials and YouTube Nearing a Deal · · Score: 1

    Slashdot being based in the US and having a generally US-centric slant, I'd guess the the US.

  4. Fail on Amazon Enters Gaming Market · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All the titles on there are Windows only. Any plans to expand to other platforms?

  5. Sadly on How the US Lost Its China Complaint On IP · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTO knows who its soon-to-be-daddy is.

  6. Re:Its important to remember on FCC Cancels Free Internet Vote · · Score: 1

    Michael Powell certainly did a piss poor job, with, among other debacles, the Janet Jackson and Howard Stern fines coming down during his tenure. I am not sure that makes him corrupt, just an idiot.

  7. Just In Time! on Copper Thieves Jeopardize US Infrastructure · · Score: 3, Informative

    This report comes just as copper prices are plummeting due to the worldwide recession, which should reduce the problem significantly. Prices have dropped 60% since spring.

  8. Before Government on "Reality Mining" Resets the Privacy Debate · · Score: 1

    For most of human history, people have lived in small tribes where everything they did was known by everyone they knew...

    Our tribal ancestors lived before the days of intense government and corporate information gathering. Had one of the villagers been an FBI agent or a Walmart VP of marketing, they might have acted quite differently

  9. Re:Wow! on Facebook Wins $873 Million Lawsuit Against Spammer · · Score: 1

    The saddest part of that valuation is that it's it's only 25% lower than Citigroup's market cap as of Friday.

  10. 3 Strikes? on EU Strikes Down French "3 Strikes" Copyright Infringement Law · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps they rejected it simply because Europeans didn't understand the "3 strikes" baseball metaphor. They should adopt a "three yellow cards leads to a red card" policy.

  11. Re:i must on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 1

    Thrown at a velocity of 180.6 teraflops, no less.

  12. Re:Long Italian tradition of standing up for the w on Four Google Officials Facing Charges In Italy For Errant Video · · Score: 1

    Google should have known not to dishonor Fredo Corleone's long lost son.

  13. It's not so bad... on Air Force To Rewrite the Rules of the Internet · · Score: 1

    If the RIAA can rewrite the laws of cyberspace, why not the Air Force?

  14. Re:can they use? on The First E-President · · Score: 1

    there's really no excuse to not involve the public in public policy decisions and create a participatory democracy at the federal level.

    I think there's a pretty strong argument that efforts like Rock the Vote which encourage the most uninformed ignorant sectors of the population to participate in a democracy they know little about are partially responsible for the dearth of brains in elected office for the past 20 years. Now imagine if we also had "Rock the Tax Code" and "Rock the Defense Appropriations Bill". No thanks.

  15. Re:A Series of Metal Bars on Ted "A Series of Tubes" Stevens Found Guilty · · Score: 1

    One could argue those rows of cylindrical bars are in fact a "series of tubes."

  16. Re:blah the emporer has his new clothes on again. on The Walking House · · Score: 1

    "Ralph, Jesus doesn't have wheels!" --Miss Crabapple

  17. The First Amendment called, it wants itself back on Feds Target "Mongols" Biker Club's Intellectual Property · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So we would still be able to wear swastikas, KKK logos, Iran Revolutionary Guard insignias and NWA "Fuck the Police" t-shirts, but a patch from some gang most of the world never heard of would be a crime?

  18. Re:Schneier bothers me on Schneier, Journalist Poke Holes In TSA Policies · · Score: 1

    Southwest aircraft do not have first class cabins, and they don't have ANY knives on board because they do not serve any meals...only peanuts and pretzels.

  19. Re:come on on Obama & McCain Conflicting On Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    The next administration will make decisions that directly shape the next several decades of how Americans communicate. The effects of these decisions will be more long-term than those made in regard to the economy or Iraq, but they are no less "vital."

  20. Oh Great on 3D Web Browser Draws Lukewarm Review · · Score: 0

    This sounds about as useful as the Radio Shack Cue Cat.

  21. This is what happens on Human-Powered Vehicle Speed Competition · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the mountain bike speed record being broken. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for the vehicle or the human.

  22. The real question... on Tying Knots With Light · · Score: 1

    When will Air Jordans have light-based shoelaces?

  23. Re:It is a TV Commercial on Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious' · · Score: 1

    Ever seen a Budweiser commercial?

    Yes, they usually replace the product with big boobs, or horses, or big boobs on horseback. I dunno about you, but seeing two of the geekiest men in American pop culture hanging out with Al Bundy doesn't have the same effect.

  24. Re:pictures on Google Turns 10 · · Score: 1

    So that's the secret: Lego cases!

  25. Re:Sorta. Almost. Well, ok, not really. Sorry. on A Chinese Challenge To Intel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of Intel's people was mentioned in the article as being very interested when details of the chip are released, because he's curious how exactly they're virtualizing the x86 instruction set without a license.

    Because they can. If Intel starts asking too many questions like that, palates full of legit chips enroute to desktop factories in China might start being denied entry to Chinese ports and airports, or might just disappear completely.