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  1. Re:Skeuomorphic design is useless and stupid on Shake-up at Apple: Forstall Out; iOS Executive Fired For Maps Debacle? · · Score: 1

    A well-designed piece of software shouldn't need a Save button.

  2. Re:It's a shame? on Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed · · Score: 2

    To think that you had that line carefully crafted in your mind, honed to a mirrorlike snark, ready to inspire flailing uncoordinated nerd high-fives from all who would read it, only to fumble it in the end zone by making a brain-dead syntactical fuckup that rendered the entire post nonsensical.

  3. Re:The "she" thing.... on Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed · · Score: 1

    Ships are male in German, and Russian too IIRC.

  4. Re:Easy. on Ask Slashdot: Rectifying Nerd Arrogance? · · Score: 1

    It's not SUBCONSCIOUS. That's how normal people communicate. If you think it's subconscious and that people "can't put a finger on exactly what" or "it just feels wrong" or they're "not sure why" then you may just be a sperg. Because to a normal person with normal communication skills, it's like there's a neon sign flashing over the other person's head saying exactly how to feel.

  5. Re:Photoshop? on Experts Warn About Security Flaws In Airline Boarding Passes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Printing an entirely new one with your own bar code doesn't tamper with the existing card at all.

  6. Re:Best "Deranged" Captain... on All Five Star Trek Captains Share a Stage · · Score: 1

    My understanding of it is that "Commodore" is the title used by a visiting officer who outranks the ship's captain. Because there is only one captain on a ship and the crew can be in no doubt as to who's in charge. The Commodore may be the highest-ranking officer on board, but the captain is in charge.

  7. I'm torn on Third 2012 US Presidential Debate Tonight: Discuss Here · · Score: 0

    Do I support the dark-brown-skinned right-wing hypocritical jesus freak who spent this week sucking up to a group of pedophiles, or the light-brown-skinned right-wing hypocritical jesus freak who spent this week sucking up to a group of pedophiles?

  8. Re:Google is a botnet on Below-Expected Earnings For Google Posted Early, Trading Halted · · Score: 1

    when MS does hardware, they typically do it better than even the established players

    Yeah, just look at Xbox.

    On second thoughts, don't.

  9. Re:FAIL ! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Relative proportions of iPad and Surface:

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vn9c03Ic1qz6hew.png

    so much fail

  10. Re:Awesome! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    1K of RAM should be enough for anybody!

    Who am I kidding, that shit was frickin' magical.

  11. This comment is protected by the First Amendment on Thousands of Muslims Protest 'Age of Mockery' At Google's London Headquarters · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hey Muslims, lick my balls. Go back to the fucking bronze age.

    Christians and Jews, that goes for you too.

  12. sweet zombie jesus on Ask Slashdot: Dedicating Code? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Dear The_Buse, I'm not saying this to hurt you, but no-one gives a shit your grandmother died. Well obviously you do, and I presume some other people do, but that number of people divided by everyone equals no-one giving a shit.

    If you want to do something meaningful, buy a fuckton of books, get some nice stickers made up saying "Donated in memory of The_Buse's Gran", stick them in the books, and give the books to your local school. No-one will give a shit about the stickers either but it might make you feel better, and schools are generally flat broke and will welcome decent books. And it's a fuckload more sensible than putting an Easter Egg in a fucking web app, jesus.

  13. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... on US Navy Cruiser and Submarine Collide · · Score: 2

    IIRC the last time the US Navy performed a wargame exercise against a hypothetical Iranian force led by a guy who knew what he was doing, the US fleet was sent straight to the bottom in half a day, with the loss of 19 warships and 20,000 men.

    See "Millennium Challenge"

    http://rense.com/general64/fore.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

  14. Re:Stupid on Television Network Embeds Android Device In Magazine Ads · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Android was designed as an advertising channel. Seems to be working as intended.

  15. Re:Ender's Game on The Sci-fi Films To Look Forward To In 2013 · · Score: 1

    You're worried about someone ruining Ender's Game? That's like worrying that dogshit might get dirty.

  16. Re:ah, Ender's game on The Sci-fi Films To Look Forward To In 2013 · · Score: 0

    They could make a stinking turd of a movie and it would still be an improvement over the book.

  17. Re:It's improductive on Microsoft Co-founder Dings Windows 8 As 'Puzzling, Confusing' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wait, you're saying it's "snappier"? Well shit, that's all my objections taken care of. Because we all know "snappierness" is the only objective metric that matters.

  18. Re:Enough copper in the walls... on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Include In a New Building? · · Score: 2

    Wifi will be a disaster in a machine shop. I'm thinking welding, profile cutting, enough RF interference to sterilise an adult male at 30 paces.

  19. Re:Google map data, not app, supplier on iOS pre-6 on Why Apple Replaced iOS Maps · · Score: 1

    Google wasn't the app supplier, it was the map data provider.

    Yes, but Google only gave Apple limited access to the data via the GMaps API. For example, Apple couldn't implement turn-by-turn navigation into the Apple-made Google Maps app because Google wouldn't allow it, because Google wanted to retain turn-by-turn nav as an Android-only feature.

  20. Re:Here is more from John Gruber of Daring Firebal on Why Apple Replaced iOS Maps · · Score: 4, Informative

    A) There are flaws in Apple's Maps database.

    B) These flaws very likely do not affect you in any way.

    I live in a medium-sized (1.3 million) city in a Western industrialised nation (Australia) and Apple Maps is worse than useless. At an anecdotal guess I'd say 75% of my searches for established well-known businesses and locations in my city give me "No Results Found"; 25% are laughably incorrect; maybe 25% are useful.

    An Apple product that only does what I need 1 out of 4 times is a horrible failure.

  21. one of these things on Ask Slashdot: What Distros Have You Used, In What Order? · · Score: 1

    1997 Red Hat
    2000 Mandrake
    2001 Debian
    2004 Ubuntu
    2006-present OS X

  22. Re:Manufacturer's Android on Samsung Smartphones Vulnerable To Remote Wipe Hack · · Score: 1

    People still use the manufacturer's version of Android ? (Any manufacturer, not only Samsung)

    The exploit has been tested and shown to wipe a phone running Cyanogen Mod.

    https://dylanreeve.posterous.com/remote-ussd-attack-its-not-just-samsung

  23. Not a Touchwiz- or Samsung-specific problem on Samsung Smartphones Vulnerable To Remote Wipe Hack · · Score: 2
  24. Re:Thats no way to be a good citizen on Woz Applying For Australian Citizenship Because of the NBN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being a good citizen means fighting tooth and nail for what you want for your country. It doesnt mean jumping ship because it doesn't have this one thing you want.

    Fortunately for you, some British citizens - among them men named Jefferson, Franklin, Paine, Franklin, Adams, and Washington - decided once upon a time that jumping ship was preferable to being "good citizens".

  25. Re:Hard to like Apple any longer on Apple Wants Another $707 Million From Samsung · · Score: 1

    Seems that Apple's fame is slowly declining...

    You say that in the week that Apple's share price tops USD700, making it not only the most valuable publicly-traded company in the world but worth comfortably more than number two and three combined?