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  1. Re:On Opinions... on Woz Cites "Scary" Prius Acceleration Software Problem · · Score: 0

    Just don't sit there daydreaming and take out the goddamned trash!

  2. seeking darkened enlightenment on Smartphones Receive Holy Blessing · · Score: 0

    Must... bury... head... deeper...

  3. Re:32 years? on GNU Emacs Switches From CVS To Bazaar · · Score: 0

    You're welcome to stand in the corner of my lawn then. And no spitting.

  4. Re:32 years? on GNU Emacs Switches From CVS To Bazaar · · Score: 1, Funny
    RCS? Phhhhtt,... kids. I remember when all we had was SCCS, and we liked it!

    Now get off my lawn!

  5. Re:Download vyatta on Testing Network Changes When No Test Labs Exist? · · Score: 0

    "I do, and I do it well." Numerous studies have been done that demonstrate that people consistently overvalue their contribution/abilities. But that's not on-topic, so enough of that. I will absolutely grant you that there are a many, many cases where someone's ends may be served by plopping down unrepresentative software onto unrepresentative hardware, call it test network, don't care about the difference, and may not be any the worse for it. However, there *are* a large class of problems and are in *no* way served by this. It's not a matter of not appreciating "free stuff", as I certainly do. But a test network that shares nothing in common with my production network isn't work squat. It's probably that we're just working at substantially different tolerances. regards

  6. Re:Out of hours changes, and change managment on Testing Network Changes When No Test Labs Exist? · · Score: 0

    We had a name for change mangagement in a previous position I had -- Change Prevention. The problem is that when certain things are very fragile *and* core to your operations, and totally not understood by those that are making the process decisions, change management is an impediment on the road to looming potential semi-disaster. I simply had an agreement with my manager. I could make changes in production, but if things ever went belly up, he'd have to instantly fire me. This worked for the better part of my last year until I decided that the whole thing just wasn't the right place for me. Test, test, test until you can't stand it any longer, know what it takes to pull it back out, push it out on Sunday night and sleep under your desk until about a half hour before the market opens. Don't bother having any personal stuff at work in case it's your last day. Easy!

  7. Re:Download vyatta on Testing Network Changes When No Test Labs Exist? · · Score: 0

    Don't see this being useful unless you're running Vyatta in production. Hope you don't do this for a living!

  8. Nation! on 94 New Species Described By CA Academy of Sciences · · Score: 0

    I propose that we name them all after Stephen Colbert.

  9. Re:Unimpressed with 802.11n on Fast Wi-Fi's Slow Road To Standardization · · Score: 0

    Nice of you not to mention Belkin by name. Crooks.

  10. Re:Politics on Scientists Step Down After CRU Hack Fallout · · Score: 0

    But you can make a pretty damn good Easy Bake Skillet with an HB LED. Kids nowadays would much rather be deep frying than baking anyways.

  11. Re:I am scared. I am intrigued. on Scientists Create Artificial Meat · · Score: 3, Funny

    If that's what it takes to get the kids outside to play, then so be it.

  12. Re:What??? on Apple vs. Microsoft Multi-Touch Mouse Comparison · · Score: 0

    Nowadays? Really? I have a twelve year old keyboard in front of me that has the bumps in the right place -- F and J.

  13. I've done this for a while on Building a 32-Bit, One-Instruction Computer · · Score: 0

    My programs have just one instruction -- ESM (Execute State Machine). The instruction is exactly the length of my program.

  14. Re:small on What Happened To the Bay Bridge? · · Score: 0

    Or the EPA.

  15. Re:Important emails on Boston City Government Discovers Email Retention · · Score: 0

    Really? And that's the only problem? It's no wonder the unemployment rate is so high.

  16. Re:There must be a better way on "Smart" Parking Meters Considered Dumb · · Score: 0

    Five wrongs don't make a right.

  17. Re:Punishment? on Pirate Bay Buyer Chairman Resigns · · Score: 0

    Doesn't look to me that TPB even has a plank left to stand on.

  18. Re:Pronounced "Chee" on Wireless Power Consortium Pushes for "Qi" Standard · · Score: 0

    Just like how your name is pronounced "doosh". Same idea.

  19. Re:Did anyone notice the cost? on Teen Killed At Chinese Internet Addiction Camp · · Score: 0

    You're right -- you still fail.

  20. it's a cost-effective choice on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 0

    Think of all the money saved by not having to outfit the place with centrifuges.

  21. Re:warning! on Study Finds Delinquent Behavior Among Boys Is "Contagious" · · Score: 0

    And the rest of them are building your houses.

  22. Re:At least it wasn't EBCDIC on Software Glitch Leads To $23,148,855,308,184,500 Visa Charges · · Score: 0

    No, COBOL was probably the culprit, PICTURE that.

  23. Re:Come on, UK! on UK, Not North Korea, Is Source of DDoS Attacks · · Score: 0

    Jealousy over Suzanne Somers' 8U rackspace.

  24. Re:Why not a laptop? on Is the Kindle DX Worth the Money? · · Score: 0

    But laptops keep my junk all nice and toasty while I'm reading. It's an e-book reader AND a spermicide. Twofer!

  25. Re:one douchebag down, a billion to go on Burglar Nabbed By Backup Program · · Score: 0

    I've always said that the quality of life anywhere is pretty much dictated by the worst 2% of the population. The problems is that in this country, about 1 in 6 aspire to be in that 2%. That's pretty much the basis of contemporary American culture.