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  1. Re:If I were a carpenter.. on The Tech Support Generation · · Score: 1

    If I were a carpenter.. ..would people ask me to come hang up their pictures? Level their doors and floors? Build their shed?

    I don't know about you, but if they were my family they would.

  2. Re:Cheese and Crackers!!! on TiVo to Sell Your Fast-Forward Button · · Score: 1

    This has already been tested and is shown to work. (IE people respond to it).

    Who cares what Internet Explorer people respond to? They also respond to emails from Citibank, Comet Cursor, and Bonzai Buddy!
    Oh... you meant "i.e.," as in the Latin id est (English translation: "that is").

    Oops.

  3. Re:Every 2-3 years on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    Even worse, the neighbours are starting to complain about the smoke from my kiln drifting across into their garden.

    Just tell them not to worry, it's awl write.


    You owe me $0.50 to replace the drink that just squirted out of my nose when I read that.

  4. Re:Bangladesh on Ekush: A CherryOS For the Windows World? · · Score: 1

    Although I hate replying to my own comment...
    this is not a Russian joke, rather, it's a reference to the following Simpsons (4F22, The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson):

    Lisa: Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

    Bart: Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.

  5. Re:Bangladesh on Ekush: A CherryOS For the Windows World? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never judge places you've never been to. That's what they do in Russia.

  6. Re:Search google for Firefox on Firefox 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Clever Troll, but not good enough.
    You see, dear user, that the results from 21-30 from a Firefox search are going to be different from 1-10 for an IE search.

  7. Re:The only painful bit. on Waterproof MP3 Player Uses Bone Conduction · · Score: 1

    The only painful bit is getting the 3.5mm jack inserted into the back of your skull.

    Just be grateful it's the back of your skull they're using. And it's only 3.5mm, and not 1/4", RCA, or direct speaker wires. Although, optical might not be too bad...

  8. Re:Unpopular consideration... on India Outsourcers Find Back Door in Canada · · Score: 1

    electricity doesn't come form the heavens

    It does if you use Solar power.

  9. Re:We've got money now! on Google-branded Firefox? · · Score: 1

    So let's branch off into 800 money-losing "businesses" and flush a pile of cash the size of Nebraska down a shithole so someone can stand up in a meeting and look brilliant by saying "I think we should return to our core business."

    Was I the only one who read this as "a pile of cash the size of Netscape"?

  10. Re:sum of cubes on Greatest Equations Ever · · Score: 1

    Is it correct to say, though, that 0-1 assumes the existance of -1? I.e., it's true that it's the same as 0+(-1), but that has to come after the existance. Doesn't the concept of subtraction automatically imply negative numbers?

  11. Re:sum of cubes on Greatest Equations Ever · · Score: 1

    Does the expression 0-1 prove there's a negative number?

  12. Re:Opinion on decorations on X10 Hallowe'en Display · · Score: 1

    ObSimpsons:

    Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.

    Bart: Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.


    and


    Kent Brockman: Yes, whether your Christian or just non-Jewish everyone loves Santa Claus

  13. ObSimpsons on Wanna Buy a Reusable Rocket for 19k USD? · · Score: 1

    Akira: Yes, you have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. This soap is from the sacred forests of Hokkaido, renowned for its countless soap factories.

    Homer: [thoughtfully] Hokkaido, eh?

  14. Re:loox 720 on Review of the new Dell Axim X50s · · Score: 1


    And availability in the US outside of Europe is patchy at best.


    Luckily, available in the US inside of Europe is good. Good news for anyone working at the embassies, I suppose...

  15. Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" on Hard Goodbye to Alice and Bill · · Score: 2

    Come on, people, do you really _want_ 1000 pages of Computer Shopper, instead of browsing at any number of online searchable sites?

    Yes I do. Even in computers today, not *everything* is a commodity, to be purchased by comparing to see which widget is $0.05 less than the next. While price is always important, it's not the MOST important aspect of pretty much anything I buy, which makes sites like pricewatch boring and stale.


    Ok, excellent point-- but how would Computer Shopper help you? Of the 1000 pages, probably 900 were just advertising... it wasn't Computer Reviewer.

  16. Computer Shopper "Disappointments" on Hard Goodbye to Alice and Bill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come on, people, do you really _want_ 1000 pages of Computer Shopper, instead of browsing at any number of online searchable sites? I think pricewatch completely destroyed any need for an outdated, heavy, tiny print dead tree publication. Don't get me wrong... I miss computer shopper too, but nostalgically, not for it's uses.

    That said, Alice and Bill had a great column, which I did read religiously. Unfortunely, it wasn't enough to motivate me to buy the entire magazine.

  17. Re:Never before has a publisher tried so hard... on Catan Online Set to Debut This Month · · Score: 1

    Ummm... actually, I understood that. I was making a joke... by asking _him_ what he was talking about... never mind... ~sigh~

  18. Re:Never before has a publisher tried so hard... on Catan Online Set to Debut This Month · · Score: 1

    Never before has slashdot posted an article about something that doesn't explain what that something is.

    oh wait, they do it all the time


    WTF are you talking about?

  19. Re:You forgot one... on Halo 2 Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget:
    Cost of Halo: $50
    Cost of eMule: $0

  20. Re:Feel much safer since I installed paypalbuddy.e on Paypal Grinds To A Halt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel a lot safer since I've installed paypalbuddy.exe, in fact I know that I'm safe because if I check my task manager I can see that paypalbuddy.exe is using 90% of my CPU to constantly encrypt my paypal traffic, even when I'm not at the computer! I forwarded this handy utility to my mother-in-law and she loves it too.

    Interesting. I also forwarded to my mother-in-law, although I did not install it locally...

  21. Re:RIP Christopher Reeve on China Rewards Porn Snitches · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's true.
    Google News

  22. Re:You wish you worked for google? on Google Faces Employee Retention Challenge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Americans generally use the term resume to sum up ones professional achievements, and CV to sum up ones educational or research achievements.

  23. Re:ZoneEdit Dynamic on Dynamic DNS - The Good, The Bad and The Cheap? · · Score: 1

    wget -O - --http-user=username --http-passwd=password 'http://dynamic.zoneedit.com/auth/dynamic.html?hos t=www.mydomain.com'

    Great... now I can change the DNS for mydomain.com! Let's login is username, and the password is password... clickity click...

  24. Re:OT:Is New Scientist a credible source? on India Launches World's First Education Satellite · · Score: 1

    But... Pravda means truth... why would they lie?

  25. Re:Is this the proper way? on Ireland Cracks Down on Online Scammers · · Score: 1

    Joe Avrage [sic] (or Ola Dunk, as we call him)
    In Ireland, they call him Ima Drunk.

    (+1 Funny)
    (+1 Irish Joke)
    (-4 Not Really Funny)