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  1. Next up... on A Genetically Engineered Fly That Can Smell Light · · Score: 0

    ... I will create a Moquito that can see farts! Thus ending the age old question of "Who dealt it?"

  2. Re:greg...let's go to the map! on Facebook Masks Worse Privacy With New Interface · · Score: 0

    Not if she lists it as Fuckyoufacebookers, Neverfindmeville

  3. Odd... on Each American Consumed 34 Gigabytes Per Day In '08 · · Score: 0

    The title of this makes me feel like I should be a yellow circle and running from ghosts...

  4. Re:I just cracked it! on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 0

    Hahaha you sir are a genius. With that said, I'm going downstairs to make a glass and obey our new cryptic overlord

  5. Re:It Hurts on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 0

    Coincidently, that whole wall of text you wrote was in fact the decoded version of the voynich manuscript. Refernce Sites: 1) Wikipedia.com 2) Slashdot.org 3) IllWillPress.com

  6. Well.. on Microsoft Investigates Windows 7 "Black Screen of Death" · · Score: 0

    At least we can look on the bright side. Because it's black, PC was telling the truth in that Mac commercial when he said "It's not gonna have any of the problems Vista had, Trust me.". Cheeky bastards.

  7. In Later News... on Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking · · Score: 0

    Authorities released a second statement saying "We're sorry for all the trouble we might have caused Tom Cruise. This was all a simple misunderstanding of the terms "Slave" and "Cult". ......All your base are belong to us."

  8. Ummm...? on NASA Willing To Team With China; Rumors of a Budget Cut · · Score: 0

    Sooooo our shuttles AREN'T going to have "Made in China" on the bottom?

  9. This just in... on Engineered Bacteria Glows To Reveal Land Mines · · Score: 0

    ... Scientists have engineered a bacteria able to glow when a land mine is detected. There's a lot of buzz at the facility about this breakthrough. Trucks have been seen bringing lots of stereo equipment, strobe lights, exstacy, and international techno dj, Tiesto. In other news, still no solution for aids, the recession, or galactic travel.

  10. Re:Minesweeping on Engineered Bacteria Glows To Reveal Land Mines · · Score: 0

    I hope that as the bacteria glows, it arranges itself into numbers indicating how many mines are nearby. It should making identifying the mined locations a simple matter of elimination.

    Terrific idea! I'll get working on little "goo flags" we can use to mark the locations of "suspected" mines.

  11. Ridiculous and impossible on NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears · · Score: 0

    2012 isn't going to end the world and wipeout man-kind. If it did, our robotic overlords would have no one to control, and that's just silly.

  12. They gave up on mature games? on Is There a Future For Mature Games On Wii? · · Score: 0

    Dammit all. There's goes my hopes and dreams for Mario Jerk-off Party, Dyke Tyson's Tits Out, and Wii Fist :(

  13. Re:Soo.... on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: 0

    furthermore... I love that Microsoft is now doing what it does best by targeting a younger audience. Setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment... at least til they start using linux.

  14. Soo.... on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It stars a 4-year-old cutie

    ... since when did Michael Jackson start posting topics here?

  15. This wouldn't work in the U.S...... on Bickering Blocks US Mobile Phone Payments · · Score: 0

    only because a good percentage of the female population would just stand there, staring at the screen in limbo trying to decide if they should get off the phone or not. God forbid if they were at the register and got a text message...

  16. Re:This is just awful. on Bill Gates' Plan To Destroy Music, Note By Note · · Score: 0

    MS Research does a lot of good research, and this is no exception. Stuff like this allows us (humanity) to explore what makes something musical, why we enjoy musing, and so on.

    So does Acid DJ, Dance/HipHop/R&B/Techno Ejay, Music Maker Generation (random number here), Fruity Loops, Etc. All without the caddy 1970's Jimmy Buffet sounding beats.

  17. Re:CALM DOWN on South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity · · Score: 0

    OK. So who keeps electing this genius?

    Same idiots that elected Bush twice?

  18. Go Figure... on iTunes DRM-Free Files Contain Personal Info · · Score: 0

    Oh sure. They can properly store your email and IP Address in an audio file, but yet every time I press "See What Other Bands Match Your Criteria" while listening to Metallica, I still get Ace of Base and Yanni as suggestions

    >=(

  19. ADHD Linked to Games? on Treating ADHD With Games · · Score: 0

    Well it's good to know that bright colors and flashing lights mixed with objectives would finally cure ADHD. I was beginning to think that proper replies on slashdot would benefit us in a way where we





    ooooo blinky LEDs....

  20. Re:Obligatory on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: 0

    This is slashdot, and you don't WANT to let 2 women be able to reproduce?

    Yes. Cause watching 2 women meddle around with a dna sample and a petri dish is SUCH a turn on.... Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rid this tent.

  21. Fatality on Torture in Games · · Score: 0

    And for a fatal blow to end the torture, choose either The Mother In Law, or the PMSing, Nagging Wife

  22. In Other News.... on In Japan, a Billboard That Watches You · · Score: 0

    Local pranksters have stolen a similar billboard that was set up for similar testing inside a mall and conveniently placed it directly across from the railway station's new "spy board", resulting in what is now being dubbed "the world's longest staring competition".

  23. Re:This could make for an awesome prank on In Japan, a Billboard That Watches You · · Score: 0

    Or they could have it change to some strange/odd image that'll freak the viewer out. They'll turn to the nearest person to be like "OMG! DO YOU SEE THAT!" and the sign will have quickly changed back to the previous ad, leaving the other train goers to think that one person is crazy.

  24. You use IE Eh? on Web Browsers Under Siege From Organized Crime · · Score: 0

    Well we use Firefox, ya hear? And you're gonna start usin' it too, or Vinnie here's gonna make you sleep with the fishes, see

  25. Here He Comes To Save The Day! on US Military Seeks Hypersonic Weaponry · · Score: 0

    In 2035, The unmanned bomber will also give way to 1 manned armored suits, capable of attaining flight speeds close to near supersonic, and outruns most military aircraft. The US Military has released pictures of the new suits which are being created by Stark Industries. http://screenrant.com/images/trailer14.jpg http://www.allaboutduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ironman-fly.jpg http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/moviestills/i/ironman/29.jpg