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  1. Edmonton, Alberta. on A Geek's Tour Of North America? · · Score: 1
    You want geeky? Come see the largest (?!?) nanotechnology institute in Canada, and the home of BioWare. Sometimes they'll give you a tour, sometimes they'll just frag you when you open the door.

    Hey! You're from Austrailia? Do you know Karen? She's a friend of mine, lives in Queensland.

    Oh yea, get used to question like that from North Americans.

  2. Re:Irony on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I hope people at home spoof them and make their own 'anti-piracy' commercials and distribute them.

    Scene 1: Narrator "This is the actor that got paid $20 Million to star in this really bad movie. The movie Cost $500 Million to make, and lost $100 Million at the box office."

    Scene 2: (Cue pic of 3 people living in an alley, 2 adults, one 3 year old girl) Narrator: "This is the gaffer who worked on that movie. The studio cut him to save money on their next film. Now little Amy doesn't have a home..."

  3. Re:Good timing... on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1
    It's time for the governments of our respective countries to realize we aren't pirates; We're voters. And citizens.

    Once they realize this, the ?IAA won't be a legislated monopoly and will have to develop a workable business model.

  4. Re:Pricing/Math differences on Canada Splits Local Phone, DSL Services · · Score: 1
    Telus offers 2.5 down/512k up for that price, tier 1. I've got a fiber connection 10M/10M at work for $750 per month from Telus.

    I'm in the US, so we're all relatively screwed anyway.

    I feel your pain man...

  5. Re:land line telephone services = days are numbere on Canada Splits Local Phone, DSL Services · · Score: 1
    Who wants to pay for local phone service (if you're already paying for it with your wireless plan) if you just want DSL, which would then be an additional cost to the local line?

    Some changes to your math:

    $24.95 local phone
    +$24.95 DSL service
    -----------------
    $49.90

  6. Re:Need MSN Service on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: 1
    Therefore 1% of slashdotters will care.

    True, but it could make for some fun on a weekend. Install MSNIM and a script to randomly send messages to people "Congratulations! You just won $1000.00..."

  7. Re:BARRATRY! on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 2, Informative
    What legitimate purpose did these decoders serve?

    I wasn't talking the decoder, only the smartcard reader/programmer. As for the analogy;

    I have several IBM thin clients that use smartcards containing a bootable BSD kernel to load an image from an AS/400. They are pretty much the same card that DirectTV uses. Reader/programmers are expensive, and if this reader/programmer were cheaper than one I already have, then I might pick one up and save myself some money.

    Irrelevant that they could be used to reprogram DirectTV cards, that's not what I intended them to be used for. I'm just cashing in on a cheap deal for a tool I use quite a bit.

    Now, if I got a cease and desist letter from DirectTV, I'd be rather unhappy about it. I bought it legally, I use it in a legal manner, piss off!

  8. Re:BARRATRY! on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you have a legal use for such a product you shouldn't buy it from someone who is specifically advertising it as being illegal.

    I don't care if things are 'advertised' as being illegal. If I buy a crowbar because someone says it can be used to break windows and steal cars, and I use it to tear down a wall I don't want in my house, is that illegal? Perhaps a used crowbar is more in my price range, or that crowbar costs less than one down at the hardware store. It doesn't matter how it's advertised, it matters how I use it. Note: I didn't say "how I intend to use it".

  9. Re:No intelligence is nessasary on Artificial Intelligence in Poker · · Score: 1
    Poker? But I barely know her!

    Liquor? I don't even like her!

  10. Re:More targets.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1

    You think wrong. If you didn't see the Southpark episode, you won't get it.

  11. Re:More targets.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 5, Funny
    Your bowels start to resonate and you lose all control.

    The technical term is "the brown noise". :-)

  12. Re:$80,000? on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1
    130,000 Watts ~=300 Hp if converted efficently. Does that Caravan really have 300+ extra Horse Power to spare?

  13. Re:All we need next is ... on TiVo Data Collection Ramifications · · Score: 4, Funny
    A multiple-choice box for _why_ the commercial was skipped or watched.

    Advertising Executive: "21% wrote in CowBoyNeal? Who TF is CowBoyNeal?"

  14. Re:Change Log on Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a good one:
    Banner Page Always Prints When a Service That Needs to Print to a Novell NetWare Print Queue Prints

    The rain in Spain...Err...nevermind.

  15. Re:I think it's sunny... on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 1
    I guess registering for the New Your Times with the email "billg@microsoft.com" really does work.

  16. Re:Source Code on Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market · · Score: 1
    Does anyone have the source code

    You can download it from here. But you may have to use this as a compiler.

  17. Re:You want more proof? Here it is. on U.S. Imposes Big Tariffs On Korean Chipmakers · · Score: 1
    the US does this as a exception to protect industries long enough for consolidation.

    Bullshit. Why has the US taken the softwood lumber dispute to the WTO 8 times in the last 10 years, and lost 8 times. Why has Canada been declared BSE (Mad Cow) free by the CDC, but the border is not expected to be open to imported beef till August? It only took 1 day to close it!

    Could it be that US cattle ranchers are seeing the highest price for cattle - ever?

    The US is just as protectionist as everyone else. That's the job of a country's government. It bullies everone to take it's own exports, but the US will throw up tarrifs when it comes to superior quality imports from other countires.

  18. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    That's either triplets or one hell of a woman

    I think that's 'women'.

  19. Re:15 workers for a jackhammer?!? on Hydrodemolition Robot Crushes With Water · · Score: 2, Funny
    construction unions are unstoppable.

    I don't think the robots are unionized...yet.

  20. Re:Don't forget - this wing was *stronger*... on NASA's Foam Test Offers Lesson in Kinetic Energy · · Score: 1
    Last week's tests used wing panels from the Enterprise,

    "She'll no take much more a this Cap'in...She's breaking up!"

  21. Is it just me or... on Microsoft Orange SPV Phone Review · · Score: 4, Insightful
    He gave the phone 2.5 out of 5 for poor sound quality. So it makes poor phone calls. Therefore it fails as a phone. So why would I buy this as opposed to a gameboy?

    If I'm going to buy a phone, make sure it makes phone calls!

  22. Re:A big A$$ tank of a computer on What Kind Of Computer To Bring To College? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bring a big ugly honking computer

    The bigger the better. If your funding runs out due to excessive power and A/C bills, you can always live in it.

  23. In the immortal words.. on UK Government May Ignore ID Card Opposition · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    of the Prime Minister of Canada:" Am I the only one here with half a brain?"

    Nice, ignore the comments you asked for! Ssssssmart!

  24. Re:"Oh, bother," said Pooh on Use a Honeypot, Go to Prison? · · Score: 1
    well, then he shouldn't tie the soap-on-a-rope around his ankle.

  25. Re:SCO PR department working overtime. on SCO Claims Linux Sales After Suit Irrelevant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clippy: "It looks like you're trying to write a lawsuit. Would you like to:"

    Embrace

    Extend

    Extinguish

    Crapflood