If you liked my original post enough to grace it with a reply, you'll like this even more:
Roughly to the tune of "The ABC Song"
A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me. So I will buy his new CD And it will make me into a re-re I'll be living at ma-mama-how till I am thirty A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me. But because there once was slavery I can blame it all on old whitey And all the other re-re will nod and agree A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me.
And here's another one for you, sort of a rap thing:
"Your son sells drugs and your daughta is a ho 'Cause you all watch Montel and Maury And the Jerry Springer Show. But since you're too stupid and lazy To actually fix what is wrong You'll just whine like a little bitch About this "frighteningly racist" song.
If anybody here didn't like my songs, don't just bitch about it. Get off your sit and DO SOMETHING about it. Let your friends know that what they see is what they'll be, and to turn off that bullshit-drama-show-having mind-rotting television set.
If they want to feel good about themselves, they can maybe teach their damn kids to speak English so the kids can actually get decent jobs or even start new businesses.
P.S. And please don't your kids Jaeqwon and Latishonda. Burger King is already overstaffed.
I was over at some friends' house (2 lesbian black women) a few years ago, and they had an other visitor.
Their visitor was complaining about money.
Said person was obese, with professionally done (read: gaudy) fingernails and a ridiculous-looking huge multicolored weave. She carried a Coach bag and a smartphone.
Her 2 kids were in clothing that looked like hand-me-downs from the Boys and Girls Club.
Neither she nor they spoke what could be considered proper English.
When she left, I asked my two friends about her. Unsurprisingly, she was on welfare.
Then I asked why she had all that gaudy-looking crap if she needed money.
Their reply was that she had to have that stuff to make herself feel good. They actually both seemed confused by the question.
Stupidity is its own reward.
I feel pity for the kids.
"ABCD-EBT Little Wayne just wants what's best for me."
Scientology teaches that all non-members are enemies and are "fair game."
Sounds sort of Masonic.
All they need to do is add "admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations" and Hiram would give them all some "brotherly love from behind".
Photoshop 4 has a history that only allows 1 undo.
Basically you have to save a copy every time you make a good change. One file ends up as a whole folder full of pics, just in case you have to go back and revert to an older version.
Having said that, the guy's solution sounds really cool.
Education is NOT telling kids that a single dose of MDMA can cause Parkinson disease or that 1 joint equals 20 cigarettes. This causes people to lose faith in the government, potentially making them think that it's all lies and that drugs are harmless.
THIS.
The D.A.R.E. program has been shown to be ineffective.
Why?
Check this out:
My daughter comes home from school sometimes with D.A.R.E. literature from her school.
D.A.R.E. pamphlet: "Alcohol and tobacco are drugs! They are terrible and evil! Run away!"
It doesn't really touch on scheduled drugs (pot/coke/heroin/etc.) but focuses on tobacco and booze, both of which are readily available in stores.
Tragic, it is. Abso-fucking-lutely tragic. Kids dying and not knowing what is happening, or why, all those young lives snuffed by an insane loser for no good reason.
A lot of grown-ups got killed.
That sucks too.
And now we have more suckage on the way... you see, for the next year, the news will be filled with tear-jerker stories about kids getting killed, which will appeal to this person looking for a drama fix.
The drama fix will be accompanied with a lot of anti-depressants and whiny heroin fag music, to be followed with "If you don't cry as loudly as I do, you are a terrible person".
Tragic, it is. Abso-fucking-lutely tragic. Kids dying and not knowing what is happening, or why, all those young lives snuffed by an insane loser for no good reason.
A lot of grown-ups got killed.
That sucks too.
And now we have more suckage on the way... you see, for the next year, the news will be filled with tear-jerker stories about kids getting killed, which will appeal to this person looking for a drama fix.
The drama fix will be accompanied with a lot of anti-depressants and whiny heroin fag music, to be followed with "If you don't cry as loudly as I do, you are a terrible person".
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If you liked my original post enough to grace it with a reply, you'll like this even more:
Roughly to the tune of "The ABC Song"
A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me.
So I will buy his new CD
And it will make me into a re-re
I'll be living at ma-mama-how till I am thirty
A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me.
But because there once was slavery
I can blame it all on old whitey
And all the other re-re will nod and agree
A B C D E B T Little Wayne just wants what's best for me.
And here's another one for you, sort of a rap thing:
"Your son sells drugs and your daughta is a ho
'Cause you all watch Montel and Maury
And the Jerry Springer Show.
But since you're too stupid and lazy
To actually fix what is wrong
You'll just whine like a little bitch
About this "frighteningly racist" song.
If anybody here didn't like my songs, don't just bitch about it. Get off your sit and DO SOMETHING about it. Let your friends know that what they see is what they'll be, and to turn off that bullshit-drama-show-having mind-rotting television set.
If they want to feel good about themselves, they can maybe teach their damn kids to speak English so the kids can actually get decent jobs or even start new businesses.
P.S. And please don't your kids Jaeqwon and Latishonda. Burger King is already overstaffed.
NOW you can down mod me. You know you want to.
Just Do It.
*waves hand*
"These aren't the monkeys you're looking for."
USA-ian here.
I was over at some friends' house (2 lesbian black women) a few years ago, and they had an other visitor.
Their visitor was complaining about money.
Said person was obese, with professionally done (read: gaudy) fingernails and a ridiculous-looking huge multicolored weave. She carried a Coach bag and a smartphone.
Her 2 kids were in clothing that looked like hand-me-downs from the Boys and Girls Club.
Neither she nor they spoke what could be considered proper English.
When she left, I asked my two friends about her. Unsurprisingly, she was on welfare.
Then I asked why she had all that gaudy-looking crap if she needed money.
Their reply was that she had to have that stuff to make herself feel good. They actually both seemed confused by the question.
Stupidity is its own reward.
I feel pity for the kids.
"ABCD-EBT Little Wayne just wants what's best for me."
Now go ahead and mod me down.
Scientology teaches that all non-members are enemies and are "fair game."
Sounds sort of Masonic.
All they need to do is add "admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations" and Hiram would give them all some "brotherly love from behind".
The first half of Dianetics was pure gold.
The second half was utter garbage.
THIS.
Photoshop 4 has a history that only allows 1 undo.
Basically you have to save a copy every time you make a good change. One file ends up as a whole folder full of pics, just in case you have to go back and revert to an older version.
Having said that, the guy's solution sounds really cool.
tl;dr :
"I bought a real keyboard so I would have more time to read sci-fi."
Moan while wanking.
... the definition of a terrorist is someone who threatens others with violence in order to have their demands met.
What if the terrorists wear badges?
The editors like to horse around sometimes... roughly 39% of the time, actually.
Wow.
Windmill pumps to fill the water tank, then when you need power LET HER RIP!
Neat.
I was wondering the same thing.
netcat exists for a reason.
The "Doomsday Clock" is as big a pile of dramatic bullshit as the "Fiscal Cliff" fodder that currently fills the radio and television news troughs.
Can't we simply throw the Doomsday Clock off the Fiscal Cliff and go home?
"Unpuked vomit"?
Dude, gross!
Your blurb totally made me lose my appetite... for my 7th bowl of corn flakes.
If you aren't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Why do they need to be granted the "right" when they already possess the "ability" to influence policy?
Posting AC for obvious reasons...
by Colonel Korn (1258968) Alter Relationship on Sunday January 06, @09:03AM (#42495399)
ANONYMOUS COWARD FAIL!
Shut up and have another beer, Danny.
If I had a face like yours, I'd join the British Army.
True dat.
Smart guys buy it by the case.
Education is NOT telling kids that a single dose of MDMA can cause Parkinson disease or that 1 joint equals 20 cigarettes. This causes people to lose faith in the government, potentially making them think that it's all lies and that drugs are harmless.
THIS.
The D.A.R.E. program has been shown to be ineffective.
Why?
Check this out:
My daughter comes home from school sometimes with D.A.R.E. literature from her school.
D.A.R.E. pamphlet: "Alcohol and tobacco are drugs! They are terrible and evil! Run away!"
It doesn't really touch on scheduled drugs (pot/coke/heroin/etc.) but focuses on tobacco and booze, both of which are readily available in stores.
Does anybody see the problem with this approach?
Most fat people actually suffer from gland problems.
Their hand glands deliver too much food to their mouth glands, which in turns comes to rest on their big fat ass glands.
Pistols are also rifled (with the exception of some black powder weapons).
The distinction between "rifle" and "gun" lies in the fact that the "rifle" has spiral grooves in the barrel to help stabilize the bullet in flight.
Common pistols also have barrels which are rifled.
A lot of kids got killed.
Tragic, it is. Abso-fucking-lutely tragic. Kids dying and not knowing what is happening, or why, all those young lives snuffed by an insane loser for no good reason.
A lot of grown-ups got killed.
That sucks too.
And now we have more suckage on the way... you see, for the next year, the news will be filled with tear-jerker stories about kids getting killed, which will appeal to this person looking for a drama fix.
The drama fix will be accompanied with a lot of anti-depressants and whiny heroin fag music, to be followed with "If you don't cry as loudly as I do, you are a terrible person".
Kill me, please.
Super Smashdot Brothers!
There. Now we have two of them.
A lot of kids got killed.
Tragic, it is. Abso-fucking-lutely tragic. Kids dying and not knowing what is happening, or why, all those young lives snuffed by an insane loser for no good reason.
A lot of grown-ups got killed.
That sucks too.
And now we have more suckage on the way... you see, for the next year, the news will be filled with tear-jerker stories about kids getting killed, which will appeal to this person looking for a drama fix.
The drama fix will be accompanied with a lot of anti-depressants and whiny heroin fag music, to be followed with "If you don't cry as loudly as I do, you are a terrible person".
Kill me, please.