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  1. Re:Doom on LHC Reaches Record Energy · · Score: 1

    +5, Punny

  2. Re:Unfair Tests on Facebook ID Probe Shows Things Getting Worse · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is also unlikely the rubber ducky will steal your personal data or use your private information with any evil intentions. The cat on the other hand, likely.

  3. Re:Why? on Hunting the Mythical "Bandwidth Hog" · · Score: 1

    640k ought to be enough for everyone, huh?

  4. Re:DVD Sales Gap on Why Movies Are Not Exactly Like Music · · Score: 1

    There is always the live experience.

    I think the bottleneck for quality in the iPod generation is mostly still present at the live experience.

  5. Re:Epic ... on Musical Tesla Coils Perform Zelda · · Score: 1

    +5, Win

  6. Re:Fault on Black Screen of Death Not Microsoft's Fault · · Score: 1

    It is a joke, since Microsoft never accepts the blame for anything. Ah... nevermind.

  7. Fault on Black Screen of Death Not Microsoft's Fault · · Score: 0, Troll

    It is not Microsoft's fault, it is YOUR fault for using a MS product.

  8. The Future called... on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 1

    he said it was not his fault.

  9. Re:Future doesn't want to be discovered? on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 1

    What is this "article" you mention?

  10. Re:2012 on Microsoft To Switch Focus To Windows 8 In July 2010 · · Score: 1

    We can just hope Microsoft creates Skynet. We can just hide when the Terminators come and when they BSOD we throw them on a press or in a pool of melting metal or stick a nuke in their mouths.

  11. Re:How about non USA/Europe players? on Infinity Ward Fights Against Modern Warfare 2 Cheaters · · Score: 1

    Well, although all my games are original, either bought or rentals, I have come to terms with the fact that I can't play online FPSs. It is kind of a chicken and egg situation since due to piracy it is unlikely for publishers to invest in server infrastructure in Brazil but due to poor online performance the motivation to officially buy the games is reduced. In any case, I find myself avoiding games with a big online part (or any online/multiplayer functionality). It feels so 2004.

  12. Re:correct and incorrect? on Programmable Quantum Computer Created · · Score: 1

    Yes, although there is a 21% chance that my answer is wrong.

  13. Re:Poor MBHs on Micro-Black Holes Make Poor Planet Killers · · Score: 4, Funny

    When will people see the light? MBHs don't suck so bad.

  14. Re:OK, new policy. on Leaked Modern Warfare 2 Footage Causes Outrage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not trying to troll here but usually the ones that are complaining the most about the games that involves killing civilians are the ones that are most proud of the real wars.

  15. Re:What makes this so outrageous? on Leaked Modern Warfare 2 Footage Causes Outrage · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to use logic and analogy? Blasphemy!

  16. Re:Heads Up and Activision Statement on Leaked Modern Warfare 2 Footage Causes Outrage · · Score: 1

    Which one is it (or is it both somehow)?

    Are you aiming for the truth or for the streisand effect?

  17. Finalists on "We're Linux" Finalists Announced · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only one can Win, but everyone can Linux.
    Sorry for the pun.

  18. Re:Waste on Yeast-Powered Fuel Cell Feeds On Human Blood · · Score: 1

    1. Use implant
    2. Get drunk
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  19. Re:FOOL on Opera Launches Facial Gesture Capability · · Score: 1

    Actually the functionality is being implemented so the April Fools joke is that you don't believe it because you think it is an April Fools but it the end it is true and the joke is on YOU! Or not.

  20. Command on Command Lines and the Future of Firefox · · Score: 1

    "delete dupes slashdot"

  21. Re:Star Wars colognes are next... on Star Trek Fragrances · · Score: 1

    I'll take one of "Eau de Chewbacca".

  22. Let me see if I get it on Brave New World of Open-Source Game Design · · Score: 1

    So, they are checking with the customer what they want in a product/game, calling that open-source input for some marketing reason AND saying that is something new. Am I missing something?

  23. Themed Names on Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do? · · Score: 1

    My machines are named kernelpanic, lostcluster, segfault, coredump, stackoverflow and Windows.

  24. Re:Summary much more interesting than actual rant on Comrade, You Are So Not Getting a Dell · · Score: 1

    Reminded me of the rare times when Bush would talk at length without having written it out ahead of time.

    Are you actually implying that Bush writes/wrote his own stuff?

  25. Re:Tower Defense on January 2009 Indie Game Round-Up · · Score: 1

    If you are a Windows user, you had it coming.