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  1. Virtual Boy on Our Video Game Heritage Is Rotting Away · · Score: 3, Funny

    The virtual boy console from nintendo, due to its 3D nature and unique hardware, is simply impossible to emulate and will eventually vanish like it never existed. Oh wait, that's a good thing!!!

  2. Re:Tonight in COPS! on If You Don't Want Your Car Stolen, Make It Pink · · Score: 1

    Unless you're speeding in a hot pink sportscar. Most cops would consider that provocation.

  3. Tonight in COPS! on If You Don't Want Your Car Stolen, Make It Pink · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nobody wants to be that guy on youtube arrested at the wheel of a pink Miata.

  4. Stop that on How Google Trends & News Pollute the Web · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then just quit doing searches for Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

  5. New Google motto on Google Nabs Patent To Monitor Your Cursor Movement · · Score: 1

    Don't be evil... when people are watching.

  6. Redeployed on Heat Ray Gun Fails Final Test; Nixed From War · · Score: 3, Funny

    To strategic locations across the US to keep Burger King whoppers warm while awaiting to be sold to customers.

  7. Re:And Then What Will You Do With It? on Chatroulette To Log IP Addresses, Take Screenshots · · Score: 1

    I can already picture the naked penis police lineup to match the penis pictures to the correct IPs. Wait a minute, ChatRoulette does that already!!!

  8. Who did this study? on iPad Owners Are 'Selfish Elites' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was it the same people who concluded that PS3 owners are hardcore gamers, Xbox Live users immature people who constantly question your sexual orientation and Wii owners bowling-loving moms?

  9. Check their payroll on Southwest Adds 'Mechanical Difficulties' To Act Of God List · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is God part of their fleet maintenance engineering crew?

  10. Move along on Major Flaws Found In Recent BitTorrent Study · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nothing to see here.

  11. The Seinfeld formula on Scientists Create Equation For a Perfect Handshake · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Seinfeld episode that delved into the handshake protocol gave me the best advice I could need when it comes to a good handshake. Reach in, grab firmly, give one pump and two shakes, let go.

  12. Re:yes, please. on Al Franken's Warning On Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Letting the corporations self-regulate worked so well for BP Oil!

  13. I'd be sarcastic here... on Open Sarcasm Fighting Copyrighted Punctuation · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but the thread would probably implode at this point.

  14. World of Ironycraft on Frustration and Unhappiness In the Games Industry · · Score: 1

    It's pretty ironic that Activision today is being pointed in the recent Treyarch debacle as having the EXACT same kind of boarish, control-freak behavior that pushed the four founders of Activision to leave Atari back in the 80's.

  15. Why stop there? on Louisiana, Intelligent Design, and Science Classes · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I don't believe in math, why should my kids learn that two plus two equals four? That's just science brainwashing them against my belief!

  16. Comicon guests win the internet on Superheroes vs. the Westboro Baptist Church · · Score: 1

    Phelps and his crerw got punked by TREKKIES and FURRIES. That has the be the greatest laugh I've had all year. All glory to the hypno-toad!!!

  17. Posting is forever on The End of Forgetting · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This article made me wish I had posted this as Anonymous Coward...

  18. Knew that already on Glass Invisibility Cloak Shields Infrared · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't the mythbusters already prove you can foil a heat-sensing alarm by holding a pane of glass in front of you?

  19. Re:Stealing the power of the gods again... on Saturn's Moon Prometheus Spawning Moonlets · · Score: 1

    Wonder how many people are going to get your reference to Greek mythology...

    Hopefully the people who played God of War 2 at least. Releasing him from Atlas' grip so he could burn in the fire of the gods and escape his eternal torment was a key puzzle in escaping from the underworld.

  20. Stealing the power of the gods again... on Saturn's Moon Prometheus Spawning Moonlets · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to create moonlets. This time he's getting lots more eaten by the eagle than just his liver.

  21. It begins! on Newspapers' New Revenue Plan — Copyright Suits · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Companies now OWN world events!

  22. Re:So it's possible after all... on Managing the Most Remote Data Center In the World · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then a bunch of penguins could sneak in and replace all their copies of Windows 2008 server with Linux. Wait, this plan actually sounds better and better every second...

  23. A day long remembered on Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If this is a Citibank branch, where is your supervisor?"

  24. So it's possible after all... on Managing the Most Remote Data Center In the World · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... to sell air conditionning in the south pole?

  25. Re:An Apple exclusive? on Forced iAds Coming To OS X? · · Score: 1

    That's assuming that Apple would be happy of being given a thin slice of the windows-based profit pie while Microsoft pockets the lion's share. Blocking out Microsoft may deny themselves than thin slice, but would also deny them the majority share of that lost revenue... something Apple execs may decide is worthwhile just to stick it to their competition!