User: turkeydance

rubber tanks OR sonic trucks

On: Rubber Tanks and Sonic Trucks: the Ghost Army of World War II (hackaday.com)

either could be your band's name.

well-known terrorist technique

On: LizardSquad Copycats Planning DDoS Attacks On Xbox & PSN For Christmas (softpedia.com)

set up a situation, and see what fixes it. then, for the real attack, allow for the previous fix.

billion here, a billion there, pretty soon,

On: Budget Agreement Boosts US Science (sciencemag.org)

you're talking real money. E. Dirksen

kinda/sorta like listening to a joke

On: Writer: Why Watching the Original Star Wars Again Was a Bad Idea (cnet.com)

hilarious the first time.

the information, once released

On: Texas Plumber Sues Car Dealer After His Truck Ends Up In Videos of Syria's Front Lines (mashable.com)

never retires.

more women in tech, please

On: Hedge Fund Manager Criticizes Yahoo for Wasting $3 Billion On Poor Acquisitions (businessinsider.com)

so i can short the stock. easy peasy.

but what about /.?

On: Bangladesh Extends Social Media Ban, Blocking Twitter and Skype (thestack.com)

that comment section is sort of risky.

Re:Calling it

On: Chipotle Plans To DNA Test Produce After E-Coli Outbreaks In Nine States

or "night soil" as fertilizer in the Orient

"burner" websites

On: LionsGate Wants Pirate Sites To Pay For 'Expendables' 3 Leak (torrentfreak.com)

just like "burner" cellphones. take the money and run.

better living through chemistry

On: Dow Chemical and DuPont Plan Huge Merger Followed By a Split (nytimes.com)

and even better stock options.

identify AND destroy

On: US Navy's $700 Million Mine-drone Won't Hunt (cnn.com)

maybe it's good at one but bad at the other. (glass half full but paying full price)

-- Stellarator--

On: Germany Fires Up Bizarre New Fusion Reactor (sciencemag.org)

great Jazz Fusion band name.

isn't this revenge porn for nerds?

On: Japan Releases AKATSUKI's Pictures of Venus (discovery.com)

Akatsuki releases images of Venus...did Venus give her permission?

well, of course they do

On: Dell, Toshiba and Lenovo Utilities Expose PCs To More Attacks

haven't they always?

"record low"...maybe the current ratings work

On: NHTSA Toughens Crash Test Rating Standards

if it ain't broke....

no lasers

On: Disease-Resistant Pigs Latest Win For Gene Editing Technology (reuters.com)

no win.

--long awaited?--

On: How the Thirty Meter Telescope Ruling Will Impact Future Astronomy Projects (forbes.com)

like the Second Coming or Santa Claus or something?

Smartphones have developed driverless cars already

On: Samsung Launches Business Unit To Focus On Driverless Cars (koreatimes.co.kr)

no need to innovate

it was just a little white lie

On: Volkswagen Says Carbon Deviations Much Smaller Than Suspected (wsj.com)

sorta like saying you liked the sweater you got for Christmas

and a player to be named later

On: HTC Delays Vive VR Launch Until April 2016 (htc.com)

where the grass is greener.

sharks with lasers

On: What If Someone Uses This DIY CRISPR Kit To Make Mutant Bacteria? (vice.com)

AND mutant bacteria

Re:Where did it all go right?

On: B-52s: The Plane That Refuses To Die

the underwire bra...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwire_bra

keep HER safe and protect HER privacy

On: Hillary Clinton Urges Silicon Valley To 'Disrupt' ISIS

bottom line: i'm done with her. she lies and lies even more to cover up those lies. thought she had a chance. no more.

gills behind the ears

On: How To Lead a Nation That's About To Be Swallowed By the Sea

hey, it worked in the movies.

'bout time they got off their porsche

On: Porsche Is Building a Tesla Competitor (bloomberg.com)

to challenge the big dog.