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  1. Re:Yeah.... on Leaked Memo Gives Microsoft New Direction? · · Score: 1

    "Leaked."

    I agree with your cynicism. The question is, is this latest incarnation of the Halloween document a trick or treat?

  2. Re:next step? on Leaked Pictures of Socket F · · Score: 1

    Personally I never imagined integrating a PCI Express controller in a CPU. If this trend of intregation continues, what would be the next logical step?

    More "pins" - it's the new MHz.

  3. Re:Not a bad patent... on Nestle Patents Coffee Beer · · Score: 1

    Now, ask yourself, is that obvious? I think this patent is perfectly acceptable.

    The patent maybe acceptable, but having read all of that would you actually drink this chemical brew? Me neither!
    Espresso stout OTOH... 8*)

  4. Anti-competitive on Bill Gates Donates $258 Million to Fight Malaria · · Score: 1

    You'd think that there'd be enough room in the marketplace for at more than one blood-sucking parasite*, but noooo - Microsoft has squash the competition. Thank heavens for Open Sores!

  5. Re:Empty Threat on SBC CEO: Pay up if you want to use our pipes · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are they putting in the water on the executive floor these days?

    Greed, which is a bad mix for their existing psychopathic tendencies. They need a commonsense and ethics infusion, stat.

  6. Re:Right-handed bias on Ergonomic Mice Reviewed · · Score: 1

    and allows the right hand to use the keypad or other control-type key clusters easily.

    Like what - the arrow keys? Why not get a left-handed keyboard?

    I am left-handed, and see no point whatsoever in using a "left-handed mouse". I can type faster with just my left hand than my right, and I get no speed or accuracy advantage from using my left hand for the mouse (quite the opposite.)

    There are some serious ergonomic issues for lefties e.g. scissors - mice are not one of them.

  7. Re:All bark, no bite on Microsoft Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    I'd like it if Microsoft would just STFU and show me the goods, rather than keep telling me how great they'll be tomorrow.

    Yes, they remind me of the Roman Empire before its fall - barbarians at the Gates etc.
    The real question is, where the hell does Microsoft want to go today?

  8. Re:Rootin for Google on Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google · · Score: 2, Funny

    VIVA AMERICA!

    America's the underdog?!

  9. Re:Who is behind this? on Ships Turned Away As Aussie Customs' IT System Melts Down · · Score: 1

    The Customs Office and it's IT outsourcing arrangements have previously been the subject of a senate enquiry, lets hope that they get nothing less again this time around and the people responsible are bought to account.

    Let's hope that Senator Joyce crosses the floor again to vote for an inquiry, otherwise it'll be quickly gagged and buried now that the Coalition controls the House of Representatives and the Senate. (And hopefully it'll be a lesson to Australian voters that giving any government control of both Houses is a bad idea if you want accountability.)

  10. Re:hiding your address on DSPAM v3.6 Released · · Score: 1

    The best defense against spam is never to type your personal address anywhere on the internet.

    It's at least ten years too late for that for me, and I'll be damned if I'm going to give up my email address now just because of a few pesky spammers. Besides, the worst of the spam flood seems to be over. A year ago, I was getting hundreds of spam messages a day; now I might get ten, occasionally twenty a day. SpamAssassin + ClamAV identify the vast majority of those.

  11. Re:What's a "potentially dangerous" animal? on Microchips for Dangerous Animals? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you really think it likely they would classify a rabbit as a "potentially dangerous" animal?

    "That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on ... that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!"

  12. In other news... on PCs Posted No Trespass · · Score: 1

    ... sales of shotguns and rock salt are up sharply this week.

  13. Patently stupid on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 1

    Why not just patent the elements and be done with it? There's no intellectual property here, they are just (re)discovering prior art.

  14. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran on Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Photoshoposaurus.

  15. Re:Gotta hand it to em... on Windows Vista Leaks ... Again! · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase Bear Strangler McGee from Red Dwarf IV, anyone who reports bugs for an unauthorised Windows release is either mighty brave, or mighty stupid.

    I agree that these "leaks" are deliberate (apparently Microsoft, like the ship of state, leaks from the top), but I don't see what they stand to gain other than perhaps feedback/PR from people who wouldn't touch an official beta release with a barge pole.

  16. Re:So SCO gets no punishment whatsoever. on IBM Drops Patent Counterclaims · · Score: 1

    IBM simply dropped it counting on the others to be more than eunuch to do SCO in.

    Interesting Freudian slip.

  17. Re:Oddities in the article. on Airbus A380 Under Fire · · Score: 1

    I agree. However, there are other systems in the aircraft that detect the low pressure, and THESE cause additional alerts, plus the oxygen systems to activate.

    They're called ears. If the cabin pressure falls, your ears will start popping like crazy.

  18. Re:Why not on Mozilla Lightning Plans to Unify Mail & Calendar · · Score: 1

    Seamonkey fits the element-animal naming scheme:
    Fire: Firefox
    Air: Thunderbird
    Water: Seamonkey
    Earth: ??

  19. Re:Naming Worms - Virii's pride on Name That Worm · · Score: 1

    YAWN - Yet Another Worm Name.

  20. Re:Just my luck... on Space Elevator Gets FAA Clearance · · Score: 1

    Both of them? Earth and Space...

  21. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? on Bill Gates Speaks Out · · Score: 1

    It sounds from the article as if Gates is attempting to claim that Microsoft will embiggen users.

    You misspelt "embugger".

  22. Separated at birth? on Old Airlift Vehicle Concept Made New · · Score: 1

    The colour and shape remind me of another old heavy-lift vehicle: Thunderbird 2. Coincidence?

  23. Re:ill avoid the linux jokes... on Space Penguin Could Hop Around The Moon · · Score: 1

    Penguins with mullets, what could be cooler?

    Penguins with herrings?

  24. Re:10 seconds? I doubt it. on Plugin Lets Users Turn IE into Firefox · · Score: 1

    10 seconds per page, perhaps, or per web object? Those figures are believable - but would make the plug-in unusable.

  25. Re:Didn't see that coming on Coffee A Health Drink? · · Score: 1

    Expresso is instant coffee.