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  1. Re:Duh on Want a Cool and Quiet PC? Dunk it in Oil · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the same stuff you get in water treatment bottles for steam irons from the supermarket. You fill the squeeze bottle with water (not too full or you lose the beads...), shake for a few minutes and use. That start off dark brown and fade with use.

  2. Re:Is it just me? on OEM Hard Drive With Window · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't even get me started on women's fashions...

    I'd like to see windows in women's fashion - the internals are far more interesting.

  3. Re:Incorrect title (again) on DNA of Woolly Mammoth Fully Sequenced · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the Aardman Animations version: Plasticene Park.

  4. Re:Bears and seal just need.... on Polar Bears Drowning As Globe Warms · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is the seals like to find a nice new boat, the kind with an easy to reach swim platform and then have a sunbathing party on said boat.

    Natural selection for boat designers/owners.

  5. Re:They're not the first to do this.. on Utilizing Bio-fuel Beyond Experimental Use · · Score: 1

    I hope you realise that page is a spoof; there wasn't a smiley in your post.

  6. Re:Bull, Scrooge is the ritchest on Forbes Fictional 15 · · Score: 1

    Unless Scrooge has an army of minions to stack the coins, they're more likely to be in a conical stack than in neat piles. Nevertheless, that still translates to a metric shitload of dollars.

  7. Mediawatch awards on Bloggers create Press Plagiarist Of The Year Award · · Score: 1

    Mediawatch, an Australian Broadcasting Commission program highlighting some of the shenanigans that go on in our media industry, have their own awards for this kind of thing.
    The Campbell Reid Perpetual Trophy, aka The Barra, is award "for the Brazen Recycling of Other People's Work."
    The Jim Ball Prize for media dupes and creative journalism, is awarded to those lifting content from blogs etc. without checking if it is actually true.

  8. Re:It's on Slashdot on Earliest Bird Had Feet Like Dinosaur · · Score: 1

    In fact, their entire exhibit (the dinosaur wing) ...

    Birds with dinosaur feet, dinosaur wings - the link is complete! ;)

    As a birdwatcher, I find it strange that anyone could think that birds are not dinosaurs. Why is that? Is it simply a case of humans wanting to believe that mammals are better than dinosaurs because we live today and they don't?

  9. Re:A "Restart Manager"? How typical. on Vista To Be Updated Without Reboots · · Score: 1

    That wasn't a crash, it was just some "Office(TM) politics".

  10. Re:Deer Park? on Firefox 1.5 Final Now Available · · Score: 1

    Not from the source code.
    mozilla/browser/locales/en-US/chrome/branding/bran d.dtd and brand.properties contain "Deer Park" as the brandShortName and brandFullName value.

  11. Re:What's was wrong with... on Driving Away Teens With High Frequency Noise · · Score: 1

    Piped classical music seems to work here at railway stations and shopping centres, and isn't as obnoxious as a high-pitched noise.

  12. Deer Park? on Firefox 1.5 Final Now Available · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After spending money advertising Firefox to gain brand recognition, why does the Firefox 1.5 final version still have "Deer Park" labelling all over it? Giving the development version a code name is fine, but users should not have visibility of this.

    As an analogy, imagine demonstrating Linux to your CIO and the first thing he sees is "Now booting Zonked Quokka"...

  13. Re:Mmmmmm... on Ingredients in Beer as a Cancer Treatment? · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Douglas Adams quote:
    "Three pints? At lunchtime?"
    "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

  14. Re:Link to list on SANS Institute Warns of Attack Shift · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, can we expect "getting linked to from slashdot.org" to appear on next year's Top 20 list?

  15. Re:Zonk is Jesus?! on Beginner's Guide to Quantum Entanglement · · Score: 1

    Oh, he understood it alright - he just didn't like it: "God does not play dice."
    Albert was a genius, but he was still human.

  16. Re:I want real astronomy in my space movies on Space.com's Top 10 Space Movies of All Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or "Spaceballs" take:

    COLONEL SANDURZ: Prepare ship for light speed.
    DARK HELMET: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
    SANDURZ: Light speed, too slow?
    HELMET: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
    SANDURZ: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
    HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
    SANDURZ: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...

  17. Quality of life? on Geneticists Claim Aging Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    "By blocking the gene, the cells were essentially tricked into believing food was scarce and switched them into a survival mode."

    While technically the cells may have "lived" for longer, surviving in a comatose state is not my idea of living.

  18. Re:Galois on The Equation That Couldn't Be Solved · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Guns don't kill people; maths kills people."

  19. Worst dressed?! on IT Workers Worst Dressed Employees · · Score: 1

    "Short sleeved shirts, man-made fibres and the wrong coloured socks were some of the most common fashion faux-pas cited by corporate stylist, Melanie Moss, who hosted the event on Wednesday night."

    Oh yeah? Here I was thinking that highlighter pens were for marking text in documents, but having RTFA I now realise that they're for colouring in that plain white business shirt for instant instant corporate success.
    Thank you, Melanie; you're obviously full of chic.

  20. Re:Thats it, I quit everything on Drink Decaf and Die · · Score: 1

    Dying is a health hazard, and thus not safe. It is, however, predictable - and thus favoured by Microsoft-sponsored studies.

  21. Re:Yes but... on HAARP Amping It Up · · Score: 1

    Does it go up to 11?

    "... 10-kW combined transmitters ..." - apparently not.

  22. Re:well duh on Linux Claims 4 of the Top 5 Supercomputer Spots · · Score: 1

    What else would you expect them to run, windows ME? Windows XMP.

  23. Re:Before you answer on How Long to Crack an 'Encrypted' HD? · · Score: 1
  24. Re:Me too - mine was a Soyo SY-K7V DRAGON Plus on PCs Plagued by Bad Capacitors · · Score: 1

    What needs to be remembered is that often a system with bad caps can damage other components, from memory to the CPU to hard drives, even cards attached to the PCI bus.

    It gets worse. I have a batch of PCs at work that are starting to die because leaking capacitors - the twist is, the capacitors are on the video card (GeForce 2 MX 400). When the video card fails, it takes out the motherboard with it.

    The problem isn't limited to PCs, either. We had a bunch of SunRay 1 thin clients fail due to leaky capacitors in the power supply. To their credit, Sun replaced all of them (failed or not) with new ones that didn't have the problem.

  25. Re:Serves them right on California Class Action Suit Sony Over Rootkit DRM · · Score: 1

    Yes, but for a different reason. Have a look at the list of "protected" CDs; who in their right mind would want to rip them?