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Coffee A Health Drink?

Yocto Yotta wrote to mention an article from The Independent which would seem to indicate that coffee has numerous health benefits, and could be construed to be a 'health drink'. From the article: "'A study has found that coffee contributes more antioxidants - which have been linked with fighting heart disease and cancer - to the diet than cranberries, apples or tomatoes...[antioxidants in coffee] have been linked to a number of health benefits, including protection against heart disease and cancer. Studies have associated coffee drinking with a reduced risk of liver and colon cancer, type two diabetes, and Parkinson's disease.'"

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  1. That explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Why computer programmers and other cube dwellers are always the picture of health and fitness!

    1. Re:That explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      lol

      "Gaah. I don't tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the
      whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with
      people getting together and making their own "insightful" comment on any
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    2. Re:That explains... by skingers6894 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you are looking at that the wrong way. The coffee is what is keeping these incredibly unhealthy people in cubicles alive!

    3. Re:That explains... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      The coffee is what is keeping these incredibly unhealthy people in cubicles alive!

      Well, let's face it, if wasn't for the shakes, they wouldn't be getting any exercise at all.

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    4. Re:That explains... by ciroknight · · Score: 4, Funny

      I officially note that this is the funniest article in Slashdot history. The first 7 posts have all broken the funny barrier:

      That explains... (Score:5, Funny)
      Yellow Teeth (Score:5, Funny)
      Not for us anymore (Score:5, Funny)
      Ob-dilbert (Score:4, Funny)
      See (Score:5, Funny)
      Coffee drinkers... (Score:4, Funny)
      Didn't see that coming (Score:4, Funny)

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    5. Re:That explains... by woah · · Score: 1

      heh. good one.

    6. Re:That explains... by kpwoodr · · Score: 1

      Starbucks doing a study that says coffee = good...they must have taken a page from the microsoft book after all the microsoft sponsored studies saying Linux == Evil.

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    7. Re:That explains... by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did not know that!

    8. Re:That explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's face it, if wasn't for the shakes, they wouldn't be getting any exercise at all.

      Are you talking about milk shakes?..

      (To confirm you're not a script, please type the word in this image: edible)

    9. Re:That explains... by Gunny101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not just the excersise, it saves lives. Computer systems around the globe would crash if IT Admins and developers didn't fuel themselves with coffee. Alertness during a crisis situation can be the difference between life and death, or the financial destruction of a company. Thank you coffee, and thank you Tim Horton.

    10. Re:That explains... by ciscoguy01 · · Score: 1

      That article finally shut my wife up!
      She: "You drink way too much coffee".
      Me: "Yes, dear"
      I figured it was likely the only thing that was keeping me alive. Now there's evidence.

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    11. Re:That explains... by joeshmoe554 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Now if only it by some miracle helped with hygiene, it would be the end of showers forever

  2. Yellow Teeth by panaceaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    In addition, the yellow teeth you get will prevent you from getting STDs!!

    As if us Slashdotters need any additional help with that :).

    1. Re:Yellow Teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      In addition, the yellow teeth you get will prevent you from getting STDs!!

      Is this because yellow teeth prevent you from getting sex?

    2. Re:Yellow Teeth by moro_666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      actually getting yellow teeth barely is any real concern for the health (it may look ugly but it doesnt kill you)

      you should be althrough worried for the calcium levels that you affect with drinking coffee. in many studies coffee has been proved to be responsible for increasing calcium extraction from human body, therefor your teeth and bones will get weaker. this seems to be an individual dependant case however, not everybody is affected in the same range.

      see this link

      http://www.cosic.org/coffee-and-health/bone-health

      drinking enough milk will compensate this anyway, so if you are a real caffeine addict, just make sure you drink enough milk to keep the bones&teeth healthy and wash your teeth enough to keep em white. this way you wont break your bones while raising the coffe cup and wont need to go to dentist after your cup has accidently collided with your teeth.

      i love coffee, and there is nothing that keeps me from drinking it. concidering the chances that *vogon* ships may be out here by next thursday doesnt make really worried about the fact that my teeth may get yellow. (i dont like thursdays, seriously i dont like them!)

      ps. people who drink caffeine coffee should have their head examined.

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    3. Re:Yellow Teeth by moro_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      oopsie, that last line should be

      ps. people who drink caffeine **FREE** coffee should have their head examined.

      my mistake, (i even used preview this time, but didnt notice the missing word) sry :)

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    4. Re:Yellow Teeth by cshark · · Score: 1

      You know,
      Sometimes, when I've been compulsively drinking cheap coffee all night on a project, a little half calf is just what you need. Remember, half calf would not exist without decaf... in most offices.

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    5. Re:Yellow Teeth by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      'Half calf'? Like this?

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    6. Re:Yellow Teeth by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      See, there is this really neat invention called a toothbrush, and this really cool chemical composition called toothpaste that, when used twice daily, will prevent the yellow staining of your teeth. It also will improve your breath.

      Perhaps that, rather than the yellow teeth, is why you are unable to get anyone to be near you.

    7. Re:Yellow Teeth by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of our last sysadmin (before he got the sack for gross incompetance), whose teeth could be used to gross-out the office secretaries if you were bored (just by yelling out "Lee's rancid teeth!" in the middle of a conversation).

      Once we had a power-cut, and rather than wait 30 minutes for the power to come back on, he went and made a coffee with the lukewarm water still in the kettle from the last round.

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    8. Re:Yellow Teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that study is that they didn't factor in the effects of fluoride. Tea itself is naturally very high in fluoride compounds 2-3mg per cup on average, and although coffee only usually contains substantial amounts if its sprayed with pesticides that are made from fluoride compounds, in the US there is a 66% chance the water is fluoridated. It has the same effect on bones that it has on teeth, hard outer shell, and a porous fracture tending crumbly inside in high enough doses. Not only does it leech calcium out of the body, it leeches magnesium as well.

    9. Re:Yellow Teeth by kwark · · Score: 1

      Using luke warm water as an admin is indeed incompatant. He should have a dedicated UPS hooked up to the coffiemachine for these kinds of emergencies.

    10. Re:Yellow Teeth by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Informative

      I gave up coffee about a year ago for health reasons. Mostly because I have a history of heart disease and diabetis in my family. I don't honestly know if coffee will increase my risk of those, but I figured caffiene is still a stimulant, I'm addicted to it.. so lets cut it out of my diet just for the heck of it.

      So this article isn't without a bit of irony :)

      Anyway the other day I was going on 3 hours of sleep so I decided to make myself a cup a coffee and I became curious as to the calorie content of a cup of black coffee, assuming there are any calories in black coffee. I came across this page:

      http://www.dietbites.com/CalorieIndexDrinks.html

      I'm not sure how reliable it is... but it claims that coffee renders Vitamin B inactive. Not being a nutritionalist or a doctor I did a bit of research on what the B vitamins are good for and found out that they're pretty essential.

      According to this page: http://home.howstuffworks.com/vitamin-b.htm

      "The B-complex vitamins are actually a group of eight vitamins, which include thiamine (B1), riboflavin (B2), niacin (B3), pyridoxine (B6), folic acid (B9), cyanocobalamin (B12), pantothenic acid and biotin. These vitamins are essential for:

              * The breakdown of carbohydrates into glucose (this provides energy for the body)
              * The breakdown of fats and proteins (which aids the normal functioning of the nervous system)
              * Muscle tone in the stomach and intestinal tract
              * Skin
              * Hair
              * Eyes
              * Mouth
              * Liver"


      So .. while the article may have some truth to it, it seems like it's a pretty big trade off. You gain some anti-oxidants but you lose your Vitamin B and Calcium absorption .. which really sucks.

    11. Re:Yellow Teeth by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude...this is the whole point behind cappuccino vs. espresso. If you're worried about your calcium levels, you just pick the cappuccino. :)

    12. Re:Yellow Teeth by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      Yes, it's a shame that some people drink their coffee without the addictive drug in it!!

      Lets all remember that we must enslave ourselves!

    13. Re:Yellow Teeth by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      That or you stop ingesting things that destroy your teeth. Then lo and behold, no teeth problems.

      Americans are just way to attached to their vices.

    14. Re:Yellow Teeth by wgray8231 · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed the joke. -1

    15. Re:Yellow Teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe ....n addition, the yellow teeth you get will prevent you from getting STDs!!

      Is this because yellow teeth prevent you from getting sex?


      Maybe ...

    16. Re:Yellow Teeth by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Why not just drink only one or two cups of your favourite drink every day?

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    17. Re:Yellow Teeth by Curtman · · Score: 1

      For $4/Kg, I'll be the first to welcome our Columbian overloards. Beats the price of a gram of the other exports from that region, and does basically the same thing.

    18. Re:Yellow Teeth by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Coffee doesn't neutralize B-vitamins.

      Caffeine does.

      Big difference, particularly for Mountain-Dew-saturated nerds who read this article.

    19. Re:Yellow Teeth by coopex · · Score: 1

      Clearly, someone has not had the experience of snorting fine Bolivian cocaine off underage hooker's asses. Plus, "Caffeine's a helluva a drug" just doesn't sound cool.

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  3. Not for us anymore by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beh. Both programmers and sysadmins are supposed to never ingest any healthy stuff, so I guess that coffee is out of the question then.

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    1. Re:Not for us anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're gonna have to switch to Mountain Dew...

    2. Re:Not for us anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, see, _this_ is what they call a d-i-l-e-m-a -- dilema!

    3. Re:Not for us anymore by Creepy · · Score: 1

      did you ever notice that ingredient #3 or 4 in Mountain Dew is Orange Juice? While OJ is probably something like 1/15 as good as coffee in anti-oxidants, you're still getting some, which is better than most beverages.

      Most Dew drinkers I've known drink about 10 cans a day (one programmer I work with drinks a 2 liter bottle a day), so compared to the 1.64 cups of coffee the average person drinks, the numbers are pretty close.

    4. Re:Not for us anymore by gigoguy · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Back to Mountain Dew...

  4. Ob-dilbert by riflemann · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew I was right when they tried to take take my coffee away from me!

  5. See by OneArmedMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ihavebeensayingforyearsthatdrinkinglotsofcoffeeisa goodthinganditsnothingtoworryabout. /Deeeep breath /twitch twitch

    1. Re:See by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >> Studies have associated coffee drinking with a reduced risk of...Parkinson's disease.

      But you might end up shaking just as much.

  6. Coffee drinkers... by Dhalphir · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...unite! Demand to be viewed as demi-gods of health and prosperity!

    1. Re:Coffee drinkers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For a second I thought you said 'urinate', and I was going to bond with you over that one.

  7. Didn't see that coming by slashdot.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shit, I had just convinced my boss to replace the expresso machine for a wine cooler...

    1. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Espresso, not expresso.

    2. Re:Didn't see that coming by moonbender · · Score: 0, Troll

      (ps. where I'm from they call it expresso. my bad for an imperfect translation...)

      Are you serious? What's the source language you're translating from, if you don't mind me asking. I've never heard about the stuff being properly referred to as expresso in any language. It's a somewhat common mistake though, I thought it was expresso, too - when I was twelve... ;)

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    3. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly he is Elbonian.

    4. Re:Didn't see that coming by slashdot.org · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you serious? What's the source language you're translating from, if you don't mind me asking. I've never heard about the stuff being properly referred to as expresso in any language. It's a somewhat common mistake though, I thought it was expresso, too - when I was twelve... ;)

      Actually, according dictionary.reference.com expresso is "Variant of espresso.". So maybe it was originally a mistake (probably in several languages), but it seems to have been accepted, at least in English.

    5. Re:Didn't see that coming by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Expresso is instant coffee.

    6. Re:Didn't see that coming by henrygondorff · · Score: 3, Informative

      FYI, in Spain it's called "expreso"... this could have been the mistake. "Espresso" is the italian original name. Maybe he's Spanish. Anyway, I think everyone understood his point.

    7. Re:Didn't see that coming by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      In portuguese it is expresso. Google is your friend, all the top links for "expresso" are in Portugal and Brasil. "Espresso" or whatever you call it is the same word in Italian.

    8. Re:Didn't see that coming by koi88 · · Score: 1


      FYI, in Spain it's called "expreso"

      I've never seen that in Spain (haveing lived there for 5 years). The sign "expreso" was maybe for the tourists who demand espresso. It's kind of useless, as normal Spanish cafe resembles Italian espresso (if made in a bar or restaurant; at home most people use a coffe maker, "cafetera", to make coffee).

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    9. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      warning: italian spelling nazi here!

      In Italy we use the "caffettiera" at home.

    10. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a minute. I thought Google had gone to the dark side and they were now our enemy. I'm confused, I need another cup of joe....

    11. Re:Didn't see that coming by shawb · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling that it was originally a pun more than a mistake. Or maybe that's just how my mind works...

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    12. Re:Didn't see that coming by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend, all the top links for "expresso" are in Portugal and Brasil.

      Not for me they aren't, I checked before posting my comment. I get mostly software related stuff, development tools. Personalized search in action, I guess. Though now that you mention it there are a couple of portuguese sites, as well.

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    13. Re:Didn't see that coming by anakha · · Score: 1

      On the subject of coffee name in Australia asking for espresso will usually get you what you want but you should really ask for a "short black" to get a single shot espresso. When topped up with hot water the drink is denoted as a long black or if topped up with steamed milk, a flat white.

    14. Re:Didn't see that coming by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry then, Google searches in misterious ways and since I have google.pt it must massage the results even when not using the "search pages in portuguese".

      Not important though, I added that part as a curiosity and not as a supposed obligation on your part.

      "Expresso" is used here to refer to the kind of coffee made in special machines through high temperature and pressure in opposition to other methods; what I want to say is that the word is seldom used in daily life since, by default, a coffee is an "expresso", that's the way everybody drinks it. Only when one needs to specify otherwise is the word "expresso" used.

      By the way, the word in portuguese and english changed less from the original Latin expressu than italian.

      Cheers.

    15. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course real geeks drink triple machiatos.

    16. Re:Didn't see that coming by Ixne · · Score: 1

      Actually, according dictionary.reference.com [reference.com] expresso is "Variant of espresso.". So maybe it was originally a mistake (probably in several languages), but it seems to have been accepted, at least in English.

      Sort of like how "axe" is a variant of "ask" and "excape" is a variant of "escape"?

    17. Re:Didn't see that coming by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Rightly or wrongly, the first version I was familiar with was 'expresso', and I live in the UK. 'Espresso' seems to be far more common now, but that wasn't always the case.

      To prove I'm not going mad, Dire Straits have a song called 'Expresso Love' on their album Making Movies (that dates back to 1980, but I remember it from way more recently than that).

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    18. Re:Didn't see that coming by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      [When googling for expresso] I get mostly software related stuff

      That's a big problem with software developers and marketers trying to choose cool names for their stuff.

      Oh, how I miss the days when java was coffee, expresso was bitter coffee, latte was bitter coffee with steamed milk, and Postum was still a mystery.

      100 years from now kids are going to wonder why we named tasty caffine beverages after some crappy internet software.

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    19. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? What's the source language you're translating from, if you don't mind me asking. I've never heard about the stuff being properly referred to as expresso in any language. It's a somewhat common mistake though, I thought it was expresso, too - when I was twelve... ;)

      Expresso is the term where I am from.

      I have seen people here express that there is a correct form of english language - this idea is foreign to me - what is the source of your correct version? a book? a certain group of people?

    20. Re:Didn't see that coming by ndansmith · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that "expresso" may also owe something to combining "express" with "espresso." This makes sense when you consider all the drive-up coffee stands which serve said product. Perhaps the errant spelling is a marketing gimmick.

    21. Re:Didn't see that coming by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Oh don't hit me with the prescriptive linguistics debate, I've heard that one to death. It's just easier to refer to "proper terminology" instead of "terminology a more or less vast majority of people even across languages adheres to". I was just genuinely surprised that there are language communities where referring to it as expresso is regarded proper, ie shared by a majority of speakers. If you're from one of those communities, more power to you, have fun drinking expresso.

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    22. Re:Didn't see that coming by pointguy · · Score: 1

      I have seen people here express that there is a correct form of english language - this idea is foreign to me - what is the source of your correct version? a book? a certain group of people?

      It's called a dictionary. Stop being ridiculous. Many thanks.

    23. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a dictionary. Stop being ridiculous. Many thanks.

      I am not trying to joke, which dictionary do you see as correct?

    24. Re:Didn't see that coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no proper terminology where I live (Belize). English is the governments language but there is no dictionary that I have seen.

      Does having a dictionary stop the language from changing?

  8. Hmmmm...It All Makes Sense Now by jpiggot · · Score: 3, Funny
    So what you're saying is that I had to spend $1.49 every morning at Starbucks to avoid colon cancer.

    I knew there was a reason that coffee was so goddamn expensive !!

    1. Re:Hmmmm...It All Makes Sense Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! The article is about coffee. Not that stuff from starbucks or McCafe. It probably only helps to give you colon cancer, liver damage and ...

    2. Re:Hmmmm...It All Makes Sense Now by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it costs $1.49 to avoid colon cancer checkups, I'm all for it!

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    3. Re:Hmmmm...It All Makes Sense Now by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can get your medical insurance to pay for it.

      I can see it now. "What the co-pay for a Venti non-fat no-foam sugar-free decaf vanilla latte?"

  9. Slashdot.org: News from fark. Stuff that Matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or is /. mirroring fark a lot recently?

  10. Great, just great! by FlameboyC11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Us seattlites really needed another reason to drink coffee.

  11. Brewing by salweem · · Score: 0

    Brewing my pot as I type.

    1. Re:Brewing by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

      Brewing my pot as I type.

      "Brewing your pot as you type that that you are Brewing your pot as you type" would be more appropriate - since your post didn't contain anything else.

    2. Re:Brewing by so1omon · · Score: 1

      Sitting on the pot as I type...

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    3. Re:Brewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I normally smoke my pot.

  12. the worst are always good for you in some ways. by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it just me or is this sort of thing said about everything we're told is bad for us every once and a while? I remember a while back i even heard people saying that cigarettes helped with alzheimer's or something here it is
    Alzheimer's delayed by cigarettes

    1. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by zephc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's okay, I'd rather forget things sitting on my couch than remember everything laying in an iron lung.

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    2. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      amen

    3. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by uighur · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article doesn't quite say coffee is good for you. All it says is "Americans get more of their antioxidants from coffee than any other dietary source. Nothing else comes close," The real Slashdot headline should've been "Americans don't eat enough fruits/vegetables". but that wouldn't have been sensational enough.

    4. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now that's an obvious one, if you smoke you don't get to live long enough to get to the alzheimer stage :)
      or shall we go on proclaiming suicide is the answer to everything, no more problems, diseases, .... all solved :)

    5. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here in Nerf(tm) World we like to greatly exagerate risks that don't have to do with automobiles and deprecate the concordant benefits to the point of ignorance.

      With regard to automobiles, of course, we do things the other way around, deprecating the risks and exagerating the benefits, which are mostly imagined in the first place.

      KFG

    6. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's more, it'd be less profitable. People are slowly becoming more aware of their health and healthy eating because it is a fact that people in rich countries are dying like flies from preventable illness like diabetes and cancer.

      This means people are starting to avoid certain foods and drugs (bread, coffee, milk, antidepressants, sugar, chocolate) and go for other alternatives. Companies who produce these products are losing alot of money because their products are preceived as unhealthy or even dangerous by a more wary public.

      The solution is to hire or at least nudge scentists to do research showing how healthy their products are.

      Conflict of interests? I'll let you decide. Oh and by the way, Windows XP is more secure than UNIX - there're studies to prove it.

    7. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of bad science out there; most of it from the abuse of statistics. For example; despite what the EPA claim, passive smoking isn't bad for people. Which is a same as I want smoking banned in public :-(

    8. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by steeviant · · Score: 1

      "People are slowly becoming more aware of their health and healthy eating because it is a fact that people in rich countries are dying like flies from preventable illness like diabetes and cancer."

      I'd be curious to hear exactly how you propose to prevent diabetes and cancer...

    9. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Don't smoke
      Have exercise
      Don't eat fast food
      Consum only moderate amounts of alcohol

      And in essence, don't be a fat slob.

    10. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Heretik · · Score: 1

      Uh, diabetes is a preventable disease.

      Hint: don't live on bags of sugar and white flour.

    11. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Type 1 diabetes has nothing to do with diet.
      Type 2 diabetes can be liked to diet in many cases, but not always. It also has a high genetic correlation.

      Hint: Don't assume you know everything about human health.

    12. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by shawb · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the American Diabetes association: nearly 9 out of 10 people with newly diagnosed type 2 diabetes are overweight. That sounds like it's linked to diet and exercise. How to prevent diabetes? Diet and exersise.

      That is indeed a very strong correlation. It either means that obesity (or at least a lifestyle which leads to obesity) causes diabetes (type II anyways) or that diabetes contributes to obesity. Actually I wouldn't doubt that there is a catch 22 type situation where diabetes can contribute to a person growing overweight. The blood sugar spikes and lack of hormonal control would A)encourage overeating by signaling that the body is hungry earlier, and craving sweet foods which cause blood sugar jumps. B)disuade exercise by making it more difficult to exercise due to lack of control of the sugars which fuel muscles. C)insulin physically controls how fat is burnt in the body. Insulin in the blood directs the body to store sugar as fat, lack of insulin allows fat to be burned as energy.

      My guess is that it actually ends up being a catch-22 type situation. People who eat sugary foods and don't exercise regularly put themselves at a higher disposition for pre-diabetes (a medically accepted state where one's insulin is not functioning quite right.) and being in pre-diabetes can help lead to physical addictions to sugars and eating.

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    13. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by shawb · · Score: 1

      It's not so much that the EPA abused statistics over the case, as the scientists doing the study flat out lied. They threw out any data that did not agree with their foregone conclusion that second hand smoke is dangerous.

      Now, I think there should be limits to where smoking is allowed: definately no hospitals or government buildings. I'm likely to say no restaurants unless there is a very good setup seperating the smoking from nonsmoking areas. But leave coffee houses and bars alone... those are places that I feel only adults should be anyways, so it should be up to their own choice whether to be there. If enough people wanted to go to the bar/coffee house without a smoky atmosphere, then non-smoking bars and coffee houses would open up. (Hint, I've seen a couple non-smoking bars open up, and they usually close within a couple months. Coffee houses used to be that way, but now more and more existing ones are switching to non-smoking.)

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    14. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Trust me, you wouldn't. If you've ever seen someone with Alzheimers, you wouldn't think that. My grandmother, who has Alzheimers, sometimes will call our house thinking something horrible has happened because it's dark, and she doesn't realize that it's nighttime. She doesn't remember that there are nurses to take care of her where she lives, despite having lived there for over a year. Getting emphazema (sp?) would be shitty, but I'd prefer it to Alzhemiers. At least there is some quality of life.

    15. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by laejoh · · Score: 0

      ramen!

    16. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to learn something about health yourself?

      Fact: Talking like that to someone in person would not be good for your health.

      Didn't your momma ever tell you to be nice?

    17. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by karnal · · Score: 1

      An advertisement on that first link:

      Weight Loss Matters is supported by an unrestricted educational grant from Diet Rite Cola.

      I thought that was funny.

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    18. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Unless you're born with it.

      There are two kinds of diabetes.

      One supposedly related to sugar high diet in which the body stops responding to insulin correctly.

      And one in which the pancreas never produces insulin. For that one must take shots of insulin everyday or die.

      I carry it's genetic code.

    19. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I was sitting in a Dr's office once when a strange guy came up to me and handed me a piece of paper that had all the bad chemicals found in cigarettes. I looked at it and noticed potassium. I don't smoke and agreed with the guy that it's bad, but I couldn't help but think, "Potassium?! No more bananas for me I guess."

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    20. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoking means that you dont live long enough to develop Alzheimers.

    21. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Comrade64 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the Woody Allen movie "Sleeper", when he wakes up in the future and finds out that cigars are actually good for you.

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    22. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Not only can smoking delay Alzheimer, it may also stop it completely. For example, my grandfather died of lung cancer, so he never had the chance of having Alzheimer.

      (wow, I never expected to make jokes about this...)

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    23. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      ah, it's the extremely radioactive potassium that's the problem.

    24. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by steeviant · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are non-smoking, fit, teetotalling, health-food fanatics who get cancer or diabetes, not to mention babies and animals who've never come anywhere near cigarettes, alcohol or fast-food in their lives, who still die of cancer.

      It's possible to move yourself into a different group statistically as far as risk goes, but doing all of the above is by no means a guarantee that you won't develop cancer or type 2 diabetes, and certainly isn't going to make a shred of difference to type 1 diabetes.

      As the parent of a child who died of a brain tumor I find it a little offensive that you seem to be suggesting my 17 month old son was a "fat slob".

    25. Re:the worst are always good for you in some ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, people don't go to bars to smoke or not smoke. They go to hear music, drink, and meet people. Most bars go after a specific music listening or lifestyle segment, which has nothing to do with smoking. By cutting out smoking, you cut out a large portion of your target market. By inconvinencing non-smokers, you lose little. Of course they go out of business, they never gain a critical mass.

  13. Opposites Distract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this study factor in all the other ingredients that make up coffee? It doesn't do good to say it gives you a lot of anti-oxidents, while some other chemicals give you some bad benefits. Kind of cancelling out.

    1. Re:Opposites Distract. by Babbster · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you read the article you'll find that the antioxidants are found in both regular and decaffeinated coffees. So, drink decaf and that knocks out the biggest health risk (you can hit this search to find out more about the biggest problem with caffeine) while preserving the "benefit."

    2. Re:Opposites Distract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first link from that search is fascinating. Cheers!

    3. Re:Opposites Distract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the very first two links in Google say (quotes):

      "An introduction to the theory that caffeine withdrawal causes all primary headache."

      "Vasoconstriction due to 250 milligrams of caffeine can decrease central blood flow by 20-30%, which is why caffeine has been used to treat migraine headache ..."

      Talking about the opposites...

    4. Re:Opposites Distract. by L4dy44 · · Score: 1

      Most decaf coffees are decaffeinated using chemical solvents like Dichloromethane. If you must indulge go for organic fair trade shade grown swiss water process decaf.
      : p

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    5. Re:Opposites Distract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you see, i'm brazilian, the land of soccer, carnival, coffee and so, so i never understood something, i hope an american can explain to me...

      what is the point of drinking decaf coffee? i thought we drank coffee to stay a little "up"

    6. Re:Opposites Distract. by Babbster · · Score: 1
      I'll reply just in case you might be popping back. :)

      There are (obviously) many types of headaches, many of which have radically different treatments. For example, a doctor may prescribe something to reduce vascular pressure for one type and prescribe an aspirin (or similar) for another. I found this "FAQish" article a nice overview of the different kinds of headaches one can experience.

    7. Re:Opposites Distract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did pop back, with... a headache!

      No, seriously, I could barely get off my bed because of it. A cup of coffee helped, though.

  14. Moderation by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, study showed the same about alcohol.
    It doesn't mean getting drunk every day is a healthy thing to do, as is maintaining a caffeïne addiction. Moderation in things is key I believe.

    I just know that quitting the whole coffee-addiction had benefits for me personally.

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    1. Re:Moderation by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Moderation in EVERYTHING is key. Caffeine will keep you awake, too much and you get addicted. Nutmeg tastes good, too much and you start hallucinating. Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ...

      Except sex, that is.

    2. Re:Moderation by Cash202 · · Score: 1
      For my argument below, alcohol isn't a natural product, so it is harmful for you.

      But relating to your post, coffee never had any negative impact ON YOUR BODY. Only the possitive ones listed in the article. It only impacted your social/job schedule in a bad way, so it didn't fit you.

      Personally, I don't use it, since I do not have use for it, but may up my usage from time to time after reading this. But some find it necessary to get them up in the morning or get them through the day.

    3. Re:Moderation by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      Various snake venoms are natural products...

    4. Re:Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it rather amusing that people will want to believe a study like this rather than their own intuition.

      Next month a study will show the damage a coffee does to your body and mind. You have only yourself to trust.

    5. Re:Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This includes the amount of sugar and cream (milk) you add.

      Instant coffee isn't as beneficial as "just ground" from beans aswell.

      Some "real" beer and wine a day don't hurt either. Unfortunately you have to obtain the ingredients yourself, to ensure no sh%# is added ...

      Then there is the sugar added to orange and fruit juices ...

    6. Re:Moderation by weicco · · Score: 1
      Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ... Except sex, that is.
      But remember, women weaken legs!
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    7. Re:Moderation by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is *very* natural. Pretty much any fruit outside will have wild yeasts on it's skin. In the right condictions the yeast will consume the sugar and produce alcohol.

      The funny thing is that given the opportunity, many animals have been known to go on drunken fruit binges.

    8. Re:Moderation by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Moderation in EVERYTHING is key

      Don't forget that the above encompasses Moderation itself.

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    9. Re:Moderation by marcello_dl · · Score: 1


      Moderation in EVERYTHING is key

      A pretty tautology. Remember this is Slashdot.

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    10. Re:Moderation by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      alcohol isn't a natural product, so it is harmful for you

      WtF? Alcohol is definitely a "natural" substance - that is, it occurs at least as "naturally" as coffee, tea, etc - I can prove that by the jar of grape juice I left opened in the cupboard all summer ... did they not cover such things in your high school chem class? Perhaps they feared that the students would figure out just how easy it really his to follow in the footsteps of every civilization ever known and make BEER...

      Furthermore, what "product" is "natural"? A Big Mac?

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    11. Re:Moderation by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial.

      Money.


      -Colin

    12. Re:Moderation by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      Nutmeg tastes good, too much and you start hallucinating. Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ..

      I don't know, that sounds like it could be beneficial to some....more open-minded /.ers.

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    13. Re:Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderation in EVERYTHING is key.

      Does that include moderation?

    14. Re:Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like Hot Coffee in the morning!

    15. Re:Moderation by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Nutmeg causes hallucinations? Really. So ... I guess my next question is ... how much is too much? I mean, I wouldn't want, you know, to accidentally have too much of it or anything.

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    16. Re:Moderation by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Moderation in EVERYTHING

      Should I be moderate in moderation? Should I only be moderately good? Moderately wise? Moderately healthy? Moderately alive?

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    17. Re:Moderation by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Oh, but if you have TOO too much, it kills you.

    18. Re:Moderation by Cash202 · · Score: 0
      Alcohol, and EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS is "natural".

      My point was that it doesn't GROW naturally. You don't see alcohol beans or buzzfruits growing anywhere.

    19. Re:Moderation by gurutc · · Score: 1

      Moderation in all things, especially moderation.

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  15. YAY by Salvarus · · Score: 1

    Looks like I'll never have heart desiese.

    1. Re:YAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are quite correct, you will most likely die of heart DISEASE.

    2. Re:YAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nor will you be able to spell it...

  16. A disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


    From the article:

    But Professor Vinson urged moderation, recommending that people should drink only one or two cups of coffee per day.

    ...

    A spokesman for the British Coffee Association said: "This study reconfirms the fact that moderate coffee consumption of four to five cups a day not only is perfectly safe but may confer health benefits."

    A disconnect between science and industry if I ever I saw.

  17. hhm.. by Kuku_monroe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then we have: 1 glass of wine a day + 3 cups of coffee a day + A hanful of bugs = Healthiest person ever!

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  18. Crunch time programmers sickly as ever by Finkbug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article,

    "A study has found that coffee contributes more antioxidants - which have been linked with fighting heart disease and cancer - to the diet than cranberries, apples or tomatoes."

    The key bit here is "to the diet". This doesn't make coffee a health food, it means the collective we don't eat enough of the healthy stuff. Yet another misrepresentation of research and thanks to Slashdot for picking it up. I eagerly await the modded funny posts.

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    1. Re:Crunch time programmers sickly as ever by leob · · Score: 1

      Moreover, coffee could bring to the diet as many antioxidants as they would like you to believe, but it also contains some products of thermal decomposition which are known to be bad for you.

  19. Take with a pinch of cocoa by Sinner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The study was funded by the American Cocoa Research Institute. Make of that what you may.

    Compared to a lot of the "alcohol is good for you" hype that I've seen, the article is actually pretty balanced. Still, this kind of thing makes me uncomfortable.

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    1. Re:Take with a pinch of cocoa by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      > The study was funded by the American Cocoa Research Institute. Make of that what you may.
      They want to see more coffee flavored chocolate?

  20. I'm not going to believe this by Scaz7 · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to believe this till I see it on TV....

    1. Re:I'm not going to believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was on TV last night. I believe it was CNN or another "ticker at the bottom" channel.

  21. Best antioxidants ! Don't trust vitamins ! by zymano · · Score: 4, Informative

    I try and drink 2 glasses of Tea a day. Also try blueberries. Boysenberries taste great but aren't listed.

    Oh yeah , Vitamins may not work and make corporations rich.
    http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2005/08/05/do_vi tamin_pills_really_work.php

    List of most powerful antioxidant fruit and vegetable.
    http://www.mdsupport.org/library/antiox.html

    http://my.webmd.com/content/Article/104/107639.htm

    http://altmedicine.about.com/cs/supplements/a/anti oxidants.htm

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5489179/

  22. Health drink? by rinkjustice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any substance that, when withdrwn from, gives you headaches, the sweats and severe drowsiness can be classified as a toxin to the body. Likewise, caffeine is habit-forming, intensifies feelings of anxiety, can produce insomnia, stains teeth etcetera.

    1. Re:Health drink? by PhilixDMA · · Score: 0

      Caffeine stains teeth? Well I guess I'll have to use whitening toothpaste after I go on a Bawls binge.

    2. Re:Health drink? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Any substance that, when withdrwn from, gives you headaches, the sweats and severe drowsiness can be classified as a toxin to the body.

      Another interpretation of that would be that headaches, sweating, and drowsiness are signs that you aren't getting enough coffee!!!

      Myself, I could count the cups of coffee i've drunk in my life (30 years of it) on one hand. I've seen too many people try to give it up to want to drink it regularly, and i'm highly strung enough as it is. Plus, if I really need it, one can of caffeinated softdrink will keep me awake for a lot longer than if I was a regular drinker :)

    3. Re:Health drink? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, but what are the cons?

      KFG

    4. Re:Health drink? by Mr2001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Any substance that, when withdrwn from, gives you headaches, the sweats and severe drowsiness can be classified as a toxin to the body.

      No, it cannot. "Toxin" has a precise definition, and it doesn't mean "anything that might cause negative effects in some situation". Merriam-Webster defines it as a poisonous substance that is a specific product of the metabolic activities of a living organism and is usually very unstable, notably toxic when introduced into the tissues, and typically capable of inducing antibody formation.

      Caffeine is a drug, and an addictive one at that, but it isn't poisonous. Please stop watering down our language.

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    5. Re:Health drink? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any substance that, when withdrwn from, gives you headaches, the sweats and severe drowsiness can be classified as a toxin to the body.

      Well, of course withdrawing water will give you headaches, drowsiness and even hallucinations. So let's cut down on that as well.

      Seriously, point is well taken, but you need to binge on coffee at a pretty pathological level to really get adverse physical effects. It's pretty benign as drugs go.

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    6. Re:Health drink? by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      You are joking right? The LD50 (level at which 50% of the pop. can be expected to die) from caffeine is only 1 or 2 grams... thats not many cups of espresso (or about 6 no-doze iirc)... Also, caffeine is not benign. Psilocin is a benign drug pyhsically speaking (no known LD50, no known physical long term side effects) - but caffeine? Constriction of blood vessels, mood swings, and a "binge" of anywhere from 3 cups of espresso up can lead to palpitations, dizzyness, breathlessness, long term heart damage, e.t.c....

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    7. Re:Health drink? by DilbertLand · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uh....a quick google search says that the LD50 of caffeine in rats is 192mg/kg...or about 15+ grams for a 180lb person......

    8. Re:Health drink? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are joking right? The LD50 (level at which 50% of the pop. can be expected to die) from caffeine is only 1 or 2 grams.

      I'm not sure where you're getting your numbers from, but the oral LD50 of caffeine is about 200mg/kg. An espresso contains about 80-100mg, so a person could theoretically drink 2x(body weight in kg) shots of espresso and still have a 50% chance of surviving.

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    9. Re:Health drink? by rinkjustice · · Score: 4, Funny

      Caffeine is a drug, and an addictive one at that, but it isn't poisonous. Please stop watering down our language.

      Did I mention irritability? Intensifies feelings of anxiety? Nitpicking? ...

    10. Re:Health drink? by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      Well, of course withdrawing water will give you headaches, drowsiness and even hallucinations. So let's cut down on that as well.

      I think the word your looking for is "dehydration", which caffeine can actually do because it's a diuretic (which makes you urinate more frequently than you usually need to).

      Thanks for comin' out.

    11. Re:Health drink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a wager if ever I heard one...

    12. Re:Health drink? by richy0283 · · Score: 1

      Um, forgive me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't an espresso contain 80-100mg per cup, not per kg espresso..? If a cup of espresso weighs 100g (a random and convenient guess for simple maths) that means it contains 800-1000mg/kg of espresso. So you'd actually only need about a fifth of your body weight to reach LD50 levels. Am I right? Just don't want to see any 'Kid dies after drinking twice own body weight in espresso' articles!

    13. Re:Health drink? by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      That's scary! Who would have guess that oxygen and water are also toxins? Remove those, I feel like shit pretty quickly. I think the other reply to your post is right: your definition is wrong.

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    14. Re:Health drink? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, forgive me if I'm wrong here

      I forgive you...

      To simplify calculations, we'll say espresso contains 100mg/cup of the finest Colombian caffiene, and an average, slightly corpulent Slashdot male weighs in at about 80kg. The LD50 of our stimulant of choice is 200mg/kg, or two cups for every single one of those 80kg's of twitching, testosterone fuelled muscle and lard.

      That means our hypothetical Slashdottian hero could drink 160 of those dinky little cups of coffee and have a fair expectation of living through the experience. Now an espresso cup is actually 30-40ml, (or 3.5-4.5oz, for those who understand arcane alchemical units), so that would mean knocking back about 6.4 litres of aromatic black bitterness.

      Possible, I suppose, but unlikely to happen by any accident I can currently imagine.

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    15. Re:Health drink? by shawb · · Score: 1

      Actually it's been shown that caffeine loses the diuretic affect among regular consumers of it. I know that I can personally down a two liter of diet coke and not have to particularilly run to the john.

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    16. Re:Health drink? by karnal · · Score: 1

      Irritability?

      I'll give you irritability!!! Gimme back my coffee before I kick you in the nuts!

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    17. Re:Health drink? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe not that poisonous to us but it is poisonous to other animals - slugs, snails, frogs etc.

      BTW: other stuff that's relatively harmless to us but poisonous to other animals: chocolate for dogs, aspirin for cats, and the fumes from teflon frying pans for many types of birds.

      (acetaminophen/paracetamol/tylenol is very toxic for cats, but IMO I wouldn't say it's harmless to humans).

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    18. Re:Health drink? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      80kg average for a fat person? Who do you think reads this, hefty 5'1" Cambodian girls?

      (I apologize in advance for generalizing you like that, our chubby Cambodian goddess readers)

      Ok, if you take average male height worldwide into account (which I think is 5'3" or 5'4", mainly due to lots of shorter men in eastern and SE Asia), but the average white male in the US is 5'10" (1.77m), and 80kg * 2.2lbs/kg = 176lbs is between the 50th and 75 percentile. 176 lbs is barely overweight for that height... I think you probably meant between 140 and 180kg (3-4 bills, as the idiom goes) - now there's some rolls of chub. 12 liters of joe may put one of those girthwide giants at a 50% death rate, but it'd almost certainly kill me, if they or the Cambodian goddesses didn't get to me first for this post.

    19. Re:Health drink? by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      ...slightly corpulent Slashdot male weighs in at about 80kg.

      No, that is just the females of Slashdot. I expect most /. males to weigh in between 100 and 115 kg.

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    20. Re:Health drink? by I+didn't · · Score: 1

      Any substance that, when withdrwn from, gives you headaches, the sweats and severe drowsiness can be classified as a toxin to the body.

      You mean money is also a toxin?

    21. Re:Health drink? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      the average white male in the US is 5'10" (1.77m), and 80kg * 2.2lbs/kg = 176lbs is between the 50th and 75 percentile. 176 lbs is barely overweight for that height

      Ok, you got me there. I'm a 166cm, 86kg Aussie male who's just switched to a desk job, put on a few kilos and feels sensitive about it.

      Stop looking at me like that. I'M NOT AN ANIMAL...

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    22. Re:Health drink? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Oxygen and water are both very dangerous! Water, as we all know, is what people drown in! Oxygen is singlehandedly responsible for every flame that ever burned anything on the face of the planet!

      Sign my petition to remove these deadly killers from the human body! Help raise awareness against these menaces to society!

  23. Hmm... by slobber · · Score: 1

    including protection against heart disease

    I don't mean to spoil the joy for all the coffee lovers out there, but how exactly do increased cholesterol level and blood pressure protect from heart disease? Also, while coffee itself might have some health benefits, the stuff consumed with it (loads of sugar/or sugar substitutes, all kinds of artificial creamers, and a donut or two) probably cancels them out.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Recent studies have shown that there is a slight increase in blood pressure and heartrate when drinking the coffee, but it is only when drinking it. Let's say that I drink a cup in the morning, yes my bloodpressure will rise and so will the BPM, but when i leave for lunch, the heartrate will be the same as it was before i got my cup. I was a testperson in this study, at university at Copenhagen.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before you ask yes I do still sometimes run around in a large hamster wheel.

    3. Re:Hmm... by skingers6894 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I don't mean to spoil the joy"

      Yes you do.

    4. Re:Hmm... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Why would any real coffee drinker water down their coffee with sugar and milk?

      That's only for children, and people who hate the real taste of coffee.

  24. Does This Count? by mox358 · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that Triple Chocolate Caramel Starbucks® crap I drink is actually healthy?

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    1. Re:Does This Count? by mr.mighty · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, just coffee. Having a coffee-flavoured milkshake thingie isn't the same.

    2. Re:Does This Count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it's still crap!

  25. So far so good by Eminence · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I only wait for the scientists to confirm my lifelong suspicion, that chocolate (especially chocolate covered wafer bars) is a healthy vegetable product (chocolate is made from fruit, isn't it?) that should be a cornerstone of a healthy diet.

    1. Re:So far so good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like ketchup?

    2. Re:So far so good by anagama · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:So far so good by say · · Score: 1

      Well, chocolate is good for your health. However, cocoa fat is probably not. It's an extremely hazardous kind of vegetable fat, which is really bad for your heart. Sugar is probably not what you need either. But very, very black chocolate (>80 %) is actually very healthy.

      Why you need the wafer bars is beyond me. They're high-carb, non-protein, non-fiber, cheap-ass pieces of mostly air. They don't contribute much to a healthy diet.

      And making chocolate a cornerstone of a diet is not a good idea. You're going to need vitamines, proteins. minerals and some other kind of fat for a healthy diet.

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    4. Re:So far so good by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I know I wouldn't want to face the morning without a little chocamine. But then again, I'm also on an mao-b inhabiter so might be getting a bit of an extra boost.

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    5. Re:So far so good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and cigarettes are herbal. It's as healthy as smoking a salad.

    6. Re:So far so good by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And that healthy diet will feel great until your first kidneystone kicks in.

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  26. Unbiased Studies by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1
    Great! so I can lay back on the couch with a Grande Frapacino and let the caffeine up my heart rate, while the anti-oxidents reduce my guilt from not eating any fruits and vegetables.

    It's good to know that such great work comes from studies funded by such unbiased groups as the American Cocoa Research Institute.

    Perhaps similar studies funded by Hustler and Blueboy might find benefits in swallowing versus spitting?

  27. I had to switch to tea by nauseaboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's funny because everytime I drink coffee, I feel like my heart is going to explode.

    1. Re:I had to switch to tea by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      You might want to get your blood pressure checked....

  28. Well that's great by Wansu · · Score: 1


    ... because I drink a hell of alot of it.

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  29. reminds me of chocolate by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you could say the same of chocolate

    except that chocolate, like coffee, is consumed with enough sugar and dairy to counteract any benefits you might be getting and then some

    so bring on the coffee! ...BLACK coffee ...NO sugar

    not so attractive anymore, eh? ;-P

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    1. Re:reminds me of chocolate by mr.mighty · · Score: 1

      Not everybody. I like it with just a little milk. I probably drink a pint of milk a month that way.

    2. Re:reminds me of chocolate by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait, why would I drink coffee that wasn't black? I swear, I'm the only sane person on this planet...

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    3. Re:reminds me of chocolate by nacturation · · Score: 1

      so bring on the coffee! ...BLACK coffee ...NO sugar

      You mean the way I've been drinking it for over 10 years? Sounds good to me!

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    4. Re:reminds me of chocolate by pAnkRat · · Score: 1

      Why is black coffee not attractive?

      I allways drink my coffee black.
      If someone asks me, if I would like milk or sugar in my coffe,
      I allways reply: "with coffee, please".

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    5. Re:reminds me of chocolate by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      Only philistines adulterate their coffee with sugar or milk or cream.

    6. Re:reminds me of chocolate by kraut · · Score: 1

      Black coffee, no sugar is the only way to drink it.

      For chocolate, I'll compromise on 70% cocoa though. FairTrade and organic, if possible.

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    7. Re:reminds me of chocolate by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Eeew, you mean you put stuff other than hot water and coffee grounds in your coffee?!?

    8. Re:reminds me of chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's not intensely bitter perhaps?

    9. Re:reminds me of chocolate by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      except that chocolate, like coffee, is consumed with enough sugar and dairyNot necessarily. Some drink coffee black, and have diary-free chocolate. I am lactose intollerant so i have little choice. But, there are several pure brands on the market which are diary-free. I only buy the brand of my local supermarket, pure version (not the milk one obviously) because it is cheap and 100% diary-free. It tastes okay and costs 1,19 EUR for 200g.

      Also, coffee healthy? I'm actually researching it and have sleeping problems. Not waking up during sleep i actually sleep deep, but getting into sleep status. Coffee has a pH of 5, is acidic, and i think that together with cigarette which contains several toxics, it lowers your pH level to a state where it can actually hurt you. This is extra bad if you have ulcers like i have. So for some it really is not wise to drink coffee and therefore i'm stopping consuming it including other caffeine drinks. My substitute: destilated water...

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  30. old news. by dermusikman · · Score: 1

    such things have been reported of coffee since Asia Minor first learned of it how many centuries ago. can't be believed, i suppose, until people in white lab-coats tell you it's true. it's important to be reminded, though. (forgive the cynicism.)

  31. Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by bahwi · · Score: 4, Informative

    And if you REALLY want a health benefit, switch to decaf. Sorry, I know everyone wants to pretend what they do is fine or healthy and wants to find that reason why, but some things are just bad for you(Fast food for example, although we all eat it anyways). Just because coffee has anti-oxidants doesn't mean that it will prevent cancer. Caffeine is pro-inflammatory, so most likely those anti-oxidants will be reducing damage of the caffeine.

    Don't wanna give up caffeine? No problem. Still want to reduce your risk of cancer, have some real food. Steam some kale, have an apple, some berries(Not Apple-Berry Poptarts, not the same thing). Just add a few veggies or fruits to your daily food intake and you'll be a lot better for it. Cut something out, or reduce, and you'll be even better. Don't have to give up coffee/caffeine, but it isn't some miracle health food, and don't think of it as such.

    1. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by highwaytohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Switch to decaf?

      Considering the amount of processing and chemicals they run through the bean to get the caffeine out, it is hardly a healthier substitute.

      Having a food in moderation is not going to have a detrimental effect. Having a cup of coffee in the morning isnt going to give you a heart attack. Having 20 cups is not going to benefit you when your heart is pumping at twice the rate.

      The key to personal health is moderation. In all forms. That includes exercise as well as eating.

    2. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by bahwi · · Score: 1

      That's what I was trying to say. Don't call coffee a health drink and start drinking more of it. If you want to be more healthy eat some veggies.

      And there are a few methods of getting a natural decaf or at least a lower or no chemical decaf. But considering how many chemicals are in regular coffee anyways, decaf isn't really increasing that amount by much(excluding organic). But you'll avoid the pro-inflammatory effects with decaf.

    3. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by highwaytohell · · Score: 1

      agreed.

      sorry i misunderstood.

    4. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key to personal health is moderation. In all forms. That includes exercise as well as eating.

      The problem with the middle path, is that everyone believes they are in the middle.

    5. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by carndearg · · Score: 1
      I once had to give up all caffiene as part of an exclusion diet to figure out which foods were giving me problems. It wasnt pleasant.
      One of the surprises was that decaffienated coffee is not "No caffiene coffee", it's merely "Reduced caffiene coffee", in other words they cant remove all of it so you arent giving up caffiene by drinking it.

      There may be a coffee industry Slashdotter along in a minute to give chapter and verse but the other thing I learned was that the method of caffiene extraction differs between brands. For example in the UK market Nescafe uses organic solvents to remove the caffiene while the more expensive Cafe Hag (no website, sadly) uses water. Thus the Nescafe decaf gave me headaches, the Cafe Hag didnt. Tasted pretty dire though.

    6. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by Alomex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but some things are just bad for you

      Sure, somethings are bad for you, but caffeine ain't one of them. After extensive research very few and minor side effects have been found for caffeine, and pro-inflammatory isn't one of them.

      Puritans like to believe that if something feels good then it has to be bad for you. Be it sex, coffee, or just even a hearty dance have all been at some point condemned by puritanical societies who cannot possibly believe that certain things are fun and harmless at the same time.

    7. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Fast food for example, although we all eat it anyways"

      speak for yourself please. i havent been in a fast food restaurant in years. you can train yourself to violently gag at low quality foods. i cant even eat mcdonalds hamburgers without feeling sick to my stomach for hours.

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    8. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      I'm not being puritanical here - I'm all for sex, alcohol, and hearty dancing. But I'd like to see the research on caffeine. From what I've read there is a very good chance that it hardens your arteries and causes hypertension. Is this one of the minor side effects you mentioned or has this been disproven?

      Also, I have been getting serious heart palpatations due to the caffeine in coffee. It's true that heart palpations can have many causes. However, there are large numbers of heart palpation sufferers like me who see a direct link between caffeine and heart palpations.

      Having my freakin' heart act up indicates to me that caffeine is causing my body problems.

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    9. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I've read quite a bit of the literature on caffeine side effects. Hardening of the arteries wasn't listed among them.

      In terms of heart palpitations, and I know you are going to have a hard time believing this, it is often only heartburn. You'll have a hard time believing it because it feels like the heart is involved (hence the term heartburn) but it isn't.

      This heartburn come from unclean coffee equipment. Most of the flavour of coffee comes from aromatic oils that go rancid rather quickly. The main side effects of these rancid oils are (a) heartburn or (b) diarrhea. Also robusta beans have a higher acid content which contributes to heartburn. Make sure your coffee is made of 100% arabica beans.

    10. Re:Yes, coffee has anti-oxidants by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      For anyone reading this later - the parent post is clearly a troll. But I'll respond in the interest of public awareness.

      Here are some typical symptoms of heart palpatations. Your heart starts beating really fast for no reason. This causes you to get very tired and winded. This happens to me while playing sports after having caffeine - my heart will start racing and I get completely exhausted in a few seconds. I basically have to stop exercising until my heart rate returns to normal. For many people, this can also occur during nonstrenuous everyday activities.

      Heartburn would be a burning sensation in your esophagus. Nothing to do with heart rate.

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  32. One word by JanneM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ... Except sex, that is.

    Chafing.

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    1. Re:One word by nmb3000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      One word (Score:3, Informative)

      Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ... Except sex, that is.

      Chafing.

      Informative? Only on Slashdot are such pearls of wisdom to be found...
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    2. Re:One word by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Informative? Only on Slashdot are such pearls of wisdom to be found...

      I know; it's kind of sad, isn't it?

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    3. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch!
      Let's dial it back to "A little bit too much is just enough."

    4. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me about it.

    5. Re:One word by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Too much of a good thing is NEVER beneficial. ... Except sex, that is.

      Chafing.
      Lubricant.

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  33. Also in the news today.... by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Junk food does not make you fat, it's all down to fresh OJ, smoking can help you to live longer (assuming you do not get lung cancer) and being in a road accident helps reduce the signs of aging.

  34. Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by Anti-Trend · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Coffee does contain a small amount of antioxidents, which eliminates "free radicals" in the bloodstream. This is good. However, coffee is a powerful diarrhetic, which ultimately means it removes more water from your body than it provides. This can cause dehydration, probably the foremost cause of cancer (whether people realize it or not). My personal ideology for this kind of thing is "everything in moderation", but calling coffee a health drink just seems silly to me. After all, other caffeine drinks like iced black tea or especially green tea provide substantially more antioxidants than coffee and have a less severe diarrhetic effect. Not to prosteltize, but try switching to tea over coffee for your daily energy needs and I think you'll notice a difference in the way you feel.

    -AT

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    1. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by zerblat · · Score: 3, Informative
      ITYM diuretic , not diarrhetic .
      This can cause dehydration
      Only if the diuretic effect isn't compensated by the water that coffee contains. AFAIK, coffee isn't dehydrating unless it's really, really strong (but I guess the diuretic effect varies a bit from person to person). So, if you're afraid of dehydration, just drink a glass of water with you coffee.
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    2. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by anagama · · Score: 2
      Bunk.

      Widely held concerns that caffeine promotes dehydration during exercise, resulting in a negative effect on performance, have now been dismissed. A review paper by Ron Maughan, a professor of human physiology at Loughborough University, and Griffin, published in the Journal of Human Nutrition and Dietetics two years ago, states that: "Any evidence that caffeine promotes the loss of water from the body has been overplayed. It makes no difference if people drink tea, cola, coffee or water when they exercise."

      cite, and another.

      On the otherhand, "reliable" sources disagree with the actual evidence. http://www.wellness.com/essential_info.asp
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    3. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by PaulusMagnus · · Score: 1

      The diuretic effect of coffee isn't that great. It basically means that around one third of the water you drink in the cup of coffee is needed to deal with the caffeine but the other two thirds count towards your daily requirement for 3 litres of water.

      If you're not suffering from any of the well-known symptoms of over indulgence in caffeine, I'd keep it up. I'd just cut back on the sugar, cream, whole milk and doughnuts (donuts) that may accompany the caffeine intake.

    4. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      cut back on the sugar, cream, whole milk and doughnuts (donuts) that may accompany the caffeine intake.

      I can understand the need to reduce sugar and donuts, but cream and milk? There was a time when milk was considered "good for you"? Also, what about "non-dairy creamers" (Coffeemate[tm])?

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    5. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was having a look around for anything which suggest dehydration may be a major factor in causing cancer... so far i have only really found one study which suggest that it could possibly be a contributory factor.

      Do you have any links to any studies which suggest it as a foremost cause. As right now to me it doesn't appear to be that logical an assertion , but i would be very interested in being shown evidence to the contrary .I had always believed that the foremost cause of cancer is cigarets by a large margin

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    6. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by weicco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the people in the world can't drink milk but we up here at north (Finland) drink it daily. I personally consume about 1 liter nonfat milk a day. Milk has some good elements like calsium and protein (casein, which is good for example bodybuilders) and such but if your stomach can't tolerate lactose then it's bad. In fact my little brother can't even eat candies, which are made of milk, without vomiting the rest of the day.

      But caffeine... I read somewhere that caffeine raises kalium levels in body and this is really bad. Too much kalium causes numbess and soreness in muscles and somekinds of problems with heart, maybe even death. So if your kalium levels are high, stay away form caffeine. Also if you are deeply depressed caffeine can be bad for you (ask your doctor). And also too much caffeine in blood kills you for sure, but I don't think there is no-one that can drink that much coffey in a day.

      I personally drink many cups of coffee during the day. If I wouldn't, I think I would be taking amfetamine to keep myself awake. I'm a programmer :)

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    7. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get this incredible mis-information?!!?

      Caffeine is a *very mild* diarrhetic - it has very little effect on removing water from the body, only a small percentage of the water in a serving of coffee is not retained, the rest is retained by the body. (A diarrhetic is also not necessarily such a bad thing considering the amount of excessive salt most Americans consume.) Drinking coffee certainly won't cause dehydration!!! Nor is there any evidence whatsoever that dehydration causes cancer.

    8. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      Most of the people in the world can't drink milk [...] if your stomach can't tolerate lactose then it's bad.

      I understand the problems for lactose intolerant persons, and persons who simply can't get milk, but the previous poster (to whom I was replying) implied that there was some negative health effect - to the point that milk and cream in coffee should be avoided. I was just wondering about that... To persons who consume milk with apparent ill effects, is there any particular reason milk products should be avoided when cosuming ones daily dosage(s) of caffeine?

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    9. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by PaulusMagnus · · Score: 1

      Milk is very good for you, but not in large quantities due to the fat in it. A Starbucks coffee is mostly whole milk with a shot of espresso in it. Milk is great for kids as the benefits outweigh the disadvantages but not for adults that generally don't need the Calcium as much.

      Cream is loaded with saturated fat so large quantities are bad too.

      Today we eat too much fat, saturated fat in particular, and therefore we have to cut back throughout our diets. Therefore, anything we can do to reduce our fat consumption helps, such as changing our milk habits.

      These are the ingredients for Coffeemate: CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED CANOLA OIL, DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM CASEINATE**, TITANIUM DIOXIDE, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SODIUM ALUMINOSILICATE, SUGAR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ANNATTO COLOR. Not the most natural set of ingredients but if it stops you yearning for cream, go for it, as it's probably a better alternative.

      You have to remember that up until 100 years ago the human digestive system didn't consume artifical ingredients. It hasn't adapted in 5 generations to cope with the amount of fat, salt and sugar we consume in processed foods today. The more natural, the better.

    10. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dunno 'bout that...coffee keeps me_rilly_regular;-)

    11. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by weicco · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I wasn't answering directly at you but didn't felt like starting a new thread about this. Sorry about that.

      But anyway... I can't think anything else but fat which would be bad for health. Finnish people drink lots of milk (nonfat), some even several liters a day, without any side effects. Well, if you happen to be a bodybuilder, then you might want to mix your protein powder to something else than milk because milk tends to slow down the speed which protein gets to the body; but on the other hand this is desired effect when you take protein before going to sleep (because of the hormone burst 1.5 hours after falling to sleep).

      Cream has lots of fat and cholesterol compared to milk so I suggest not to use cream on anything.

      Slightly off the discussion... There is stuff called 'piimä', I think it's 'sour milk' in english. It has all the good effects of milk and it also calms down stomach acids. But trust me, you don't want to mix sour milk with coffey :)

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    12. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      Finnish people drink lots of milk (nonfat)

      Is this something unique to Finns, do you think? Just asking, I don't know much about Finnish people, but would not have thought there were as many milch cows per capita there as, say, Denmark or even the UK. Perhaps my perceptions of these regions is a bit dated...

      because of the hormone burst 1.5 hours after falling to sleep

      My god, that sounds dangerous! Most of the people I know looking for those kinds of effects (bodybuilding and burst effects) use methamphetimines - of course, they age incredibly fast and die, but ... well, maybe milk is better, now that I think about it.

      milk tends to slow down the speed which protein gets to the body

      Interesting. I've been known to mix vodka with milk for the same kind of "timed release" effect.

      Cream has lots of fat and cholesterol compared to milk so I suggest not to use cream on anything.

      Well, I have an issue with that, actually. I *like* cream. In fact, I've found that in most animal product "foods", it is the fat that gives the food its savor. Of course, as anyone who has ever tried to eat a clump of under-cooked pork fat can tell you, there is such a thing as "too much" and it definitely needs to be cooked properly...

      Still, I think all this hype about cholesterol being "bad" is just that, hype. I mean, the only people whose word we have for it are those same people who benefit the most by the population being less than healthy. Of course, that gets into the whole disagreement I have with that alleged doctor, so I'll leave that out of this...

      In general, though, I think things that taste bad tend to be worse for you than things that taste good. Not scientific, maybe, but I'm not dead yet, either.

      But trust me, you don't want to mix sour milk with coffey :)

      Actually, I've done that (not intentionally *wince*)

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    13. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      These are the ingredients for Coffeemate: CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED CANOLA OIL, DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM CASEINATE**, TITANIUM DIOXIDE, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SODIUM ALUMINOSILICATE, SUGAR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ANNATTO COLOR. Not the most natural set of ingredients but if it stops you yearning for cream, go for it, as it's probably a better alternative.

      Thanks for going to the trouble to list those. High levels of blood serums in my cholesteral due to ingestion of extreme levels of half-and-half ("what's the other half?") have caused me to start hallucinating while simultaneously making me extremely lethargic, hence I didn't do it myself...

      You have to remember that up until 100 years ago the human digestive system didn't consume artifical ingredients. It hasn't adapted in 5 generations to cope with the amount of fat, salt and sugar we consume in processed foods today. The more natural, the better.

      This is a really interesting point - or points - you make, there.

      I've often wondered just how the first humans to eat meat wound up doing so - likewise, who was the first human to figure out e.g. how to prepare acorns as food - entire villages must have been wiped out in those first trial and error efforts ...

      As for "natural is better" - I don't know that we've shown that. It could be argued that the rapid progress of humans in the last 100 years is due to the ingestion of man-made substances.

      One thing we have shown pretty conclusively, I think, is that half-assed engineering of man-made substances for human consumption is a Bad Idea. But that doesn't equate to "Natural is Good". Most "food poisoning" type bacteria and a whole host of diseases and conditions are quite "natural" as well...

      I particularly like the acorn example because humans processed something inedible into a staple food. Is that natural? If so, is it natural because it was done with minimal technological requirements, or because it was done in a stone age society? Do we draw the line encompassing "natural" at "man-made" or what?

      I consider it entirely plausible that humans could manufacture a wholly fabricated food that would as good or better than what we now consume as "natural" - won't happen this generation, of course, but with some enlightened eco-engineering, perhaps...

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    14. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      coffee is a powerful diarrhetic, which ultimately means it removes more water from your body than it provides.

      Please note that the water removal takes place mainly as urination, and not in the way suggested by your... alternate... spelling of the term.

      This can cause dehydration, probably the foremost cause of cancer (whether people realize it or not).

      Proof? I'm willing to concede that dehydration could logically be an influencing factor in the development on cancer, but I've not heard of any medical studies concluding such.

    15. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      that's *diuretic*, though your construction is hilarious.

      A.

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    16. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I was having a look around for anything which suggest dehydration may be a major factor in causing cancer

      I haven't heard that dehydration is cancer causing, but I have heard that avoiding carcinogens and drinking adequate water is the best way of preventing cancer.

      Adequate water intake eliminates the toxins in the body. Seems completely reasonable to me.

    17. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Acorns aren't toxic are they?

      I personally wonder who was the first one to prepare and eat tofu (doesn't seem like an obvious process). Or century eggs. Go check out some of the other chinese foods ;)...

      Maybe young guys and lots of alcohol were involved in the creation of such foods :).

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    18. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      Acorns aren't toxic are they?

      I believe they are until/unless they are at least soaked throughly in water and then rinsed. Something about tannic acid. I think they may not be deadly poisonous, but would make you sick if you just picked them and ate them. I used to have a link about this...

      I personally wonder who was the first one to prepare and eat tofu (doesn't seem like an obvious process). Or century eggs. Go check out some of the other chinese foods ;)...

      Tofu is another good example, but the beans are not toxic before you start the process. There are some foods in the local chinese grocery that I haven't been able to identify yet - some that I am not completely convinced are food, for that matter ;).

      Maybe young guys and lots of alcohol were involved in the creation of such foods :).

      Clearly the alcohol occurred quite reasonably, though, right?

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    19. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Clearly the alcohol occurred quite reasonably, though, right?"

      I meant something like crazy drunk young guys challenging each other to eat something that they'd normally not eat...

      "some that I am not completely convinced are food, for that matter ;)."

      Have you seen waxed duck? Looks a bit like some roadkills. Heh.

      The waxed duck thingy just doesn't seem that appetising to me. I've willingly eaten all sorts of animal innards (e.g. gizzards, intestines, stomach, kidney, liver, heart, lungs, fish eyeballs etc). Most are quite nice if prepared well. I do eat wax sausages so I'm probably weird...

      And (*drumroll*) I've eaten at McDs more than a few times... Not in the past few months though - I prefer BK.

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    20. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      crazy drunk young guys challenging each other to eat something that they'd normally not eat

      Aye, I understand - I was just pointing out the implication that alcohol had to be invented and its use become established *before* some of these things became food. Something that came up earlier in another thread when someone asserted that alcohol was somehow not "natural"...

      Of course, we're still left wondering what all these youngsters were eating for sustenance while they were waiting for [whatever] to ferment into beer in order that they could get plastered and discover new types of food :D

      I've willingly eaten all sorts of animal innards (e.g. gizzards, intestines, stomach, kidney, liver, heart, lungs, fish eyeballs etc) [...] I've eaten at McDs more than a few times

      LoL. Okay, *that* was nicely done - thank-you, I needed a laugh :)

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    21. Re:Too bad it's a diarrhetic. by Darby · · Score: 1

      In fact my little brother can't even eat candies, which are made of milk, without vomiting the rest of the day.

      Heh. Well at least we know what you do to him when he pisses you off ;-)

  35. persimmons by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    are a much healthier source of caffiend.

    (I read /. to stay awayke, myself.)

  36. Re:Stereotype by zojakownith · · Score: 0

    another stereotype that ive seen people display is that "natural" means good for you.

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  37. Yet another article by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    In my civilian life I had a reputation of drinking more coffee than most people could stomach without puking.

    In my military career I have a reputation of drinking more coffee than most people can stomach without puking.

    So, lets recap. The potential positive side effects of drinking coffee are as follows:

    Rduces risk of cancer

    Reduces risk of heart disease

    Reduces risk of type II Diabetes

    Can increase alertness and improve short-term recall.

    May fight Parkinson's s disease

    May fight Alzeihmer's disease

    May reduce the risk of cirrhosis of the liver among heavy drinkers.

    Fights asthma in some circumstances

    Antioxidents keep you looking young

    One or two of these pro's are not from this article but you can do a search (i.e. coffee alzeihmer's on google) and find some for yourself.

    So, 4 to 5 cups a day is a good thing.

    In truth my 24 oz X-LG coffee each morning hardly counts as one coffee, but now we can see why I'm such a healthy stud.

  38. s/see/sell by serialdogma · · Score: 1

    Sell not see.
    Blah should of used the preview button...

  39. That explains why by L10N · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first fricken thing I ever get on a hospital meal tray is a cup of coffee!!! And I have been in the hospital enough to have a good spectrum of meals. Coffee, no matter what is else on the tray, there is always Coffee!

    mmmmmmm

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    1. Re:That explains why by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      The first fricken thing I ever get on a hospital meal tray is a cup of coffee!!! And I have been in the hospital enough to have a good spectrum of meals. Coffee, no matter what is else on the tray, there is always Coffee!

      I rather thought that it was because coffee was a semi-instent beverage that can be bought for a few dollars a pound for cafeteria grade crap where one pound can provide 600 to 1000oz of liquid (4.6gal to 7.8gal). Assuming a standard hospital ration of coffee is about 4oz that's 150 to 250 servings for only a few bucks, 5 to 8 gallons of water, and the electrisity to heat it.

      I'm sure there are other reasons too, but as far as beverages also coffee is a very practical solution to food service. Even if someone hates coffee, most enjoy the smell.

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    2. Re:That explains why by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's to disguise the taste of the water?

      I find some boiled water to taste erm not as nice (probably depends on the kettle and what year it is ;) ).

      I personally prefer drinking RO or distilled water.

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  40. Most Studies are Junk by Yahkob · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The fact that Keith Richards is still alive after 40 years of heavy smoking, drinking and drug use, whereas people who take immaculate care of their health get cancer in their 30's and 40's has led me to conclude that most medical studies are bullshit and that your likelihood of contracting disease is about 95% genetics, 5% environment. Bah.

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    1. Re:Most Studies are Junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could conclude that statistics is a much better way of doing science than anecdotal evidence...

    2. Re:Most Studies are Junk by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Right...

      I'm more likely to think of my grandmother who died of emphysema/lung cancer and my uncle who drank himself to death. But looking at one person and ignoring the entire body of scientific evidence on the subject is probably pretty reasonable.

    3. Re:Most Studies are Junk by cool_number_9 · · Score: 1

      Man... exactly the same stupid reasoning used by a lot of people who smoke. "...my grandfather is 80 and he smoked since he was 15, so all those medical studies can't be right."

      Grow up, medical science isn't all-knowing, but at least it doesn't rely on this kind of anecdotical nonsense.

    4. Re:Most Studies are Junk by LarsWestergren · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine a Bell curve. You just picked a statistical sample of one (Keith Richards) who happened to fall in the outer edges of the statistics. This does not change the fact that by taking care of yourself you can drastically lower the risk of getting cancer or other diseases. The risk is not 0% of course, you can still get unlucky.

      If your conclusion (95% genetics) was right, why has life expectancy for some peoples in history been so low that being 40 years old was considered a venerable age? Do you really think human genes have changed that quickly?

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  41. Re:Stereotype by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the hemlock. It's also natural, so it's good for you. Just ask Socrates.

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  42. Re:Stereotype by aevan · · Score: 1

    hemlock is natural too :)

  43. i can't wait... by admactanium · · Score: 2, Funny

    until we get research proving the long-obvious health benefits of mountain dew.

  44. I like the pros and cons by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    It seems like the bullet list pros are more related to caffeine than antioxidants. Of course I also like the irony of an article pointing out that coffee has antioxidants and that a risk of consumption is the possibility of elevating blood pressure. The number one killer in America is heart disease, not cancer.

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  45. in related news by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    starbucks llc has acquired slashdot.org from it's previous corporate parents

    so welcome to slashbucks
    cappuccino for nerds. macchiato that matters.

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  46. Er...VD? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Rubber dolls still don't count. :)

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  47. Anti-oxidants do no such thing by sam_handelman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The actual evidence of *any* health benefit from dosing people with anti-oxidants (as opposed to fruits and vegetebles, which contain many other things besides anti-oxidants, for example fiber) is non-existent.

    In fact, it essentially proves that anti-oxidants either provide no benefit, or are bad for you.

    Vitamin E and beta-carotene are both quite potent anti-oxidants (free radical scavengers.) Others are more or less potent, but Vitamin E and BC are both potent enough that you would see an effect if there is one.

    Vitamin E has demonstrably no benefit in fighting heart disease. But thanks for playing!

    Beta Carotene actually makes lung cancer appreciably *more* lethal - there is a good chance that this is because it is an anti-oxidant, and that pro-oxidants fight cancer.

    READ THIS REVIEW BEFORE YOU ARGUE WITH ME:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=1603028 0&query_hl=5

    The evidence that bleeding yourself with leeches is actually good for you is *far* more compelling than anything that has ever been delivered for anti-oxidants.

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    1. Re:Anti-oxidants do no such thing by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough I just, as in an hour ago, saw a show about vitamins. It mainly mentioned A,E, and C. The main point was that megadoseing didn't help and might even hurt. Of course if you don't eat as healthy, like me, then a pill to normalize it should be fine.

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    2. Re:Anti-oxidants do no such thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Vitamin E has demonstrably no benefit in fighting heart disease. But thanks for playing!

      Lets get this straight, and I hardly ever write in caps, but:

      THAT STUDY WAS NOT PERFORMED WITH REAL VITAMIN E.

      It was a review of 19 studies of which 18 were performed with a synthetic substance which is inferior to vitamin E. Nobody should ever take that junk anymore than you should replace fruit with fruit candy.

      This is like doing a study of OpenBSD's server security with SCO & Mandriva Linux and complaining that it's insecure.

    3. Re:Anti-oxidants do no such thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like doing a study of OpenBSD's server security with SCO & Mandriva Linux and complaining that it's insecure.

      Sorry, I meant to say it'd be like doing a study of UNIX's server security and reviewing low-grade UNIX clones instead of the real thing like OpenBSD.
      Perhaps I should drink coffee to wake up ;) It does always smell so nice

    4. Re:Anti-oxidants do no such thing by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      " It is interesting to note the similar lack of benefit on cardiovascular outcomes even in the largest individual trials, regardless of whether the natural form of vitamin E was used, as in the Heart Outcomes Prevention Evaluation Study,13 or a synthetic form, as in the Heart Protection Study.15"

      Bullshit! It's like doing a study of OpenBSD's security on a machine in a biege colored box and then having someone complain that it's irrelevent because *my* machine comes from Alienware and the case is l33t.

      Go back to wherever it was that you read about synthetic vitamin E being inferior to natural forms of vitamin E, and ask yourself: is this person trying to sell me natural vitamin E?

      If the answer is YES, they suffer from a conflict of interest.

      If the answer is NO, they are still nitwits with no understanding of basic chemistry.

      Better yet, post links to the medical literature! It isn't as if it's hard to do.

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    5. Re:Anti-oxidants do no such thing by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Actually, as exception, it is very hard to 'overdose' on vitamine C. You'd rather want a lot too much than a little bit not enough of it. Unfortunately, most of our Western society do not know or act upon this. To achieve this, there are some little advices. From my head: eat fruit (but be careful w/combining), don't cook your vegetables too long (and again i suggest look into combining nutrients) and use the juice from cooked/warmed vegetables as water or sauce. It'll be both healthy (it contains vitamine C) and tasteful.

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  48. Antioxident quantity not valid for health benefits by rufusdufus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Antioxidents are a new fad, and while we might stipulate there is some validity to eating antioxidants, its a mistake to equate antioxidents in any particular food as being significant. The problem is that these studies never take into account total antioxidant intake in the diet.
    For example, while coffee and tea do have antioxidents in them, you'd have to drink dozens of gallons to equal what you get from a little bit of oregano (one of the foods with the highest antioxidant contant,far higher than blueberries). In fact, there are many many foods that have giant doses of antioxidents in them. If you look at your actual overall diet, it is unlikely that coffee would ever be a significant source of antioxidents. And if in fact it is, and you are concerned about antioxidents in your diet, you'd do better to add a higher source into your diets.
    For example, cherries, blueberries, dried plums, artichokes, russet potatoes, red cabbage, walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts, cinnamon, and cloves.

  49. Re:Stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've also noticed how people rationalize their decisions by only accepting consenting views as correct.

    Let's see:
    Wine is good for you
    Coffee is also good
    Smoke has also studies showing how good it is for you
    Marijuana is a medicine!
    Chocolade has health benefits from cocoa
    Beer is good too! ...and the list goes on..

    Seems scientists aren't too objective these days, or their research is misrepresented and misinterpreted.

  50. Oh great... by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Damn, that means that my morning required waking medicine plus my daily apres work stress reliever plus my sleeping in the dumpy apartment that I live in will mean I can continue doing so for many many many years.... what a hoot.

  51. Re:Stereotype by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>Coffee is a naturally grown product, thus does not have bad influence on your body

    Just like opium ... and coca... and various nightshades... and peyote... and psylocybine mushrooms... and fugu... and ... and...

    Come off it, you fucking hippie. Just because it grows out of the ground doesn't make it not bad for you.

    L

  52. Thank you Starbucks PR by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

    This article gets tossed around over and over. It looks like Starbucks' PR firm is doing their job.

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  53. Everyone eats fast food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't eat fast food. Additionally you may be interested to know that 'anyways' is not actually a word.

  54. Re:Antioxident quantity not valid for health benef by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't disagree with you, but I wouldn't say antioxidants are a new fad. People have been pushing them for at least a decade.

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  55. Coffee is healthy? Faulty argument! by Saggi · · Score: 1

    I drink a lot of coffee, and my stomach doesn't like it. I always drink water a glass of water every time I drink a cup of coffee; otherwise I start to feel bad.

    I lot of our daily consumptions have a good and a bad side. Just because coffee appears to have a good amount of antioxidants, it still has a lot of negative side effect. This invalidates the articles claim that coffee might be used as a health drink.

    It is not logical to conclude, that just because an ingredient has some good effects its healthy to eat or drink. If you start to send the signal; drink coffee to be healthy, you miss the point. Vegetables are much healthier in regards to antioxidants. It is mentioned briefly in the article but focus is on coffee as a health drink.

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    1. Re:Coffee is healthy? Faulty argument! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Vegetables are much healthier in regards to antioxidants. It is mentioned briefly in the article"

      The article says the same thing the writeup does, which is coffee has more antioxidants than vegetables. The article does point out, however, that vegetables are better nutritionally. There's a shocker.

  56. Parkinson's disease by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

    And I still tremble more with every cup of coffee I drink. I now upped it to 1 per 15 minutes during my waking time, which also increased to 24 hours a day. I do not understand these researchers with their unfounded claims (-:

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  57. Re:Stereotype by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Two problems here:
    1. reporters have to come up with a catchy headline,
    2. people only read the headlines.

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  58. Dehydration causes cancer?? I think not. by spineboy · · Score: 3, Informative
    ..This can cause dehydration, probably the foremost cause of cancer...

    I'd like to see some documentation for that statement that you seemed to pull out from under your tin-foil hat. I have never heard ANY evidence to even remotely suggest that dehydration causes cancer. Honestly, show me even one article froma reputable scientific journal, and I will deign to argue this point with you, otherwise you are wasting our time with nonsensical ideas, like pyramid power and homeopathy.

    I'm fairly certain that I'm right- I know the literature, since I am an oncology surgeon.

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    1. Re:Dehydration causes cancer?? I think not. by le_defaut_tragique · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about?
      I'd actually like to know. The irrational popularity of that fraud Kevin Trudeau's "Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You To Know About" has gotten me interested in this paranoid stuff.

    2. Re:Dehydration causes cancer?? I think not. by ovit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You guys are shameful... Haven't you ever known anyone who was saved by modern medicine? I hope that when you need it, those "murderous" doctors aren't around to help you.

    3. Re:Dehydration causes cancer?? I think not. by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      I'd personally bet money that caffeine (and nicotine, and other stimulants) increase the risk of cancer simply by increasing metabolic activity in cells - activity goes up, cell division goes up, and so the probability of creating rogue cells increases.

      I'd actually go further to say that within the next 10 years we'll discover that nearly all forms of cancer are caused by human papilloma viruses and/or retroviruses and bacterial infections which suppress normal anti-oncogene expression (such as gene P53) - and that there will be a major push to find ways to disable these viruses. It has already been found to be the case with cervical cancer; I'm willing to bet money that it'll be found to be the case with all forms of cancer.

      But that's just a hunch.

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    4. Re:Dehydration causes cancer?? I think not. by le_defaut_tragique · · Score: 1

      Actually, look at it the other way. My family has been involved with the Christian Science religion for years, and I've seen many many people suffer from deliberately avoiding 'modern medicine' far more than if they'd have sought out appropriate treatment.

      My stance is to do your homework before subscribing to any particular beliefs about anything. I'm a pre-med student, and I'll come and tell you when I see the first hints of a massive conspiracy in the hands of the medical profession.

      I CAN see how you'd find more harm than good in some treatments in the modern medical field (chemotherapy can be truly barbaric) but the truth is that doctors don't know everything- but they are trying. The whole field is concerned (from what I know thus far) with the pursuit of knowledge with the common goal of trying to make people's lives better. Any unethical conduct in the hands of a few cannot be held against the whole of the field.

      If you should have any evidence to the contrary, don't hesitate to show me. My mind is completely open- but paranoia and conspiracy theory don't make a very convincing argument that the entire medical field is out to rape and kill.

  59. Re:Best antioxidants ! Don't trust vitamins ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah , Vitamins may not work

    I think you mean vitamin pills, not vitamins. If vitamins didn't work, we'd all be quite dead by now. That said, the link is shit. They're just taking quotes out of context to appeal to people with no medical background. Or, the people putting it together don't have the training to know what the speakers mean.

    There's things in food other than vitamins? We can't live on vitamin pills? Even TPN bags won't keep a person around forever without real food? SHOCKING!

    Sorry to come off so rude, but that is among the single most stupidly misleading pop-science articles I've ever seen. It's the typical pandering view of "Oh, those scientists, what with their book learnin and all. Perhaps someday they'll catch up to our folk wisdom." It's the same thing that fuels the annual , "OMG, leechs have medical uses after all!" articles.

  60. +1 Funny -1 Insightful by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

    Did that scientist tell you about all the bad naturally occuring substances as well? Like ... I don't know, poison ...

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  61. Pro-inflammatory?- a "novel" medical concept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you mind explaining, just what exactly that is. Do you mean it causes inflammation? - Please leave the nutrition/health advice up to those who know what they're talking about.

  62. High Consumption Rate by wildsurf · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The American findings are probably reflected in Britain, where people drink about 70 million cups of coffee each day despite the country's reputation as a tea-drinking nation."


    Whoa, and I thought 4-5 cups a day was pushing it.
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    1. Re:High Consumption Rate by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      With their (British) reputation for having bad teeth, I kind of knew that wouldn't come from just tea and ale.

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  63. Re:Stereotype by say · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Coffee is a naturally grown product, thus does not have bad influence on your body,

    I didn't know there actually is people who believe that! I always thought it was a joke.

    Mr. Cash202... Not everything which is naturally grown, is good for you. Most narcotic substances, for instance, are naturally grown. Alcohol, too. And formic acid (HCOOH). And amanita muscarita (also known as toadstool). Fat, my friend, is also grown naturally, but shouldn't be considered a very good diet.

    Your body doesn't know whether a substance is natural or chemical. All chemical substances are natural as well - they're only made natural in a laboratory. They aren't supernatural. Your body is not tuned to eat every substance "out there".

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  64. healthy indeed by vga_init · · Score: 1
    Sometimes when I hit the road and feel a bit tired, I grab a cup of joe. At times like these I often wonder how many lives coffee has managed to save this way.

    Also, we all know that coffee is a popular geek fuel. I think we'd be lacking in several technological advances and overall societary productivity if it weren't for this effervescent liquid of life. Et sepum e vitarium!

    1. Re:healthy indeed by cornface · · Score: 1

      Coffee is not effervescent.

    2. Re:healthy indeed by vga_init · · Score: 1

      Even when it's boiling?

    3. Re:healthy indeed by cornface · · Score: 1

      Sure! Effervescence for everyone!

  65. Bah by mrogers · · Score: 1

    This is nonsense but I'm going to need a cup of coffee before I can explain why.

    1. Re:Bah by Antiocheian · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you like overclocking yourself. No joke, the link from Tom's Hardware is a test of various drinks and the effect they had on the reflexes of the writer. Complete with stats and analysis.

      However, keep in mind that
      Some people just continue to drink coffee or other caffeinated drinks in the evenings, albeit in lesser amounts, in order to satisfy the urge to do so without fulfilling any particular need for concentration. When this happens you're officially an addict.
      HTH
  66. Astroturfing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certain companies have been campaigning against vitamins over the last couple of years by performing very dubious 'studies' to feed into the media. The intention is to make vitamins sound dangerous, lethal, unhealthy and ineffective to prepare the public for government legislation to repress availabily. It is junk science.

    Big corporations don't want people taking vitamins because they do work. Because they work, they stand to make far less money out of drugs.

    You have to "trust" vitamins, or else you're dead. That's why they're called vitamins. It is a fact that large numbers of doctors are vitamin deficient.

    The question is, why would people even think the worth of vitamins is in just antioxidation? They do alot more than that. Studies on vitamins reflect the quality of the supplement more than anything else. Many supermarket brands are so poorly made that they don't do anything. High quality materials give a very different story.

    Selentium and zinc deficiency are nearly systemic in many countries. They are critically important to preventing cancer and oxidation.

    Even US government statistics show dangerous mineral deficiency is widespread in the US population.

    If you wonder why the average PHB loves Microsoft, it's for the same reason the average person thinks taking vitamins will kill them.

    1. Re:Astroturfing... by shawb · · Score: 1

      It is a fact that large numbers of doctors are vitamin deficient.

      I wouldn't take a doctor's health as the paradigm of a physical example. Most doctors that I have actually met are in rather poor shape. I'm not trying to insult them, it's just that the stress of their job means that there is not enough time to exercise properly and prepare healthy foods. Also it has been shown that stress will lead people to make poor food choices as well. They damn well know the results of their lifestyle choices, but are still powerless to change. Maybe not powerless, just...

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  67. Coffee Raises phBalance to be less alkaline by tyrione · · Score: 1
    Moderation as always.

    More green teas, raw, leafy green vegetables to keep the body alkaline and reduce the risk of disease.

  68. linked to a number of health benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... all of which are negated by the fat and sugar added by Starbucks

    1. Re:linked to a number of health benefits by Doomwizard · · Score: 1
  69. Re:Stereotype by archgoon · · Score: 1

    Indeed, studies have shown that drinking hemlock twice a day greatly decreases risk of beheading.

  70. Not to mention (how it's better than krank)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Not to mention that you don't go paranoid like krank users, and you don't turn into a freakin' zombie (doom style) with prolonged ab/use! And it tastes good! Less filling! NO CALORIES!

  71. Once again, deceived by pseudo-science. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Funny


    Slashdot editors have often been deceived by pseudo-science. One Slashdot story was about a new method of data compression that could compress data much more than other compression methods. Of course, it later was found to be completely false.

    Some coffee company P.R. person was successful in making this study of little importance into a major news story.

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    1. Re:Once again, deceived by pseudo-science. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Informative


      Wow! Someone found some other pseudo-science: Dark chocolate is healthy.

      P.R. agencies are often very successful at fraud.

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  72. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  73. burnt beans? MORE antioxidants??!! by 5plicer · · Score: 1

    let me get this straight... burnt foods are LESS carcinogenic than non-burnt foods???

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  74. Re:Stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderator, how the hell is parent "Insightful"? That's got to be one of the dumbest things I've read today, showing a remarkable lack of insight.

  75. Shouldn't we look at the source of the study? by Ceribia · · Score: 1

    "The research - which was funded by the American Cocoa Research Institute"

    What could they possible have to gain by coffee being a health drink?

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  76. It just goes to show. by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    That you might as well eat and drink whatever you like 'cept do it in moderation. Like mother always said - you should eat a balanced diet.

    Nick ...

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  77. This is old news and there've been better studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  78. I'll take mine... by MightyYar · · Score: 1
    I'll take mine with extra cream and sugar!

    Look at me! I'm healthy!

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  79. Caffeine is an insect poison. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Informative


    Caffeine is an alkaloid. Alkaloids were invented by plants to slow being eaten by insects. Caffeine does not kill insects, it just prevents them from eating much of the plant. Not all poisons kill.

    1. Re:Caffeine is an insect poison. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I got the idea that when the GGP wrote "[caffeine] can be classified as a toxin to the body", he was referring to the human body.

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  80. Perspective - the true price of coffee by beforewisdom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I am getting to the end of rather frightening bout of insomnia. It never happened to me before in my life and seems to be on its way out, but I was up for almost 2 weeks straight without getting more then 2 hours of a sleep a night.

    In the process of getting over it I learned that a massive number of people suffer ( silently ) in North America and the UK from chronic insomnia. I don't mean an occasional night without sleep that is slept off the next day, but chronic troubles getting and staying asleep.

    A large number of reasons are lifestyle related. Caffeine use, being over-weight, bad sleep habits, and the way many of us live our lives.

    As the article for this thread shows a lot of Americans like to drink a lot of coffee.

    Americans also take in a significant amount of "hidden" caffeine through iced tea beverages, chocolates, cocoa, soft drinks ( 2 sodas == 1 cup of coffee ) and other drinks. Often Americans will consume these significant caffeine sources at later times in the day when they would not dare to have coffee or hot tea.

    Coffee, on a regular basis, over years is also very hard on the human stomach and contributes to an early decline in digestive power which leads to a tougher time getting the nutrients a human body needs.

    It is also a very environmentally destructive crop, severely depleting the soil where it is grown. A friend told me that South American farmers call it the "Vampire Crop".

    If you want a concentrated source of antioxidants without caffeine try taking a tablespoon of organic ( to avoid getting pesticide residues ) citrus zest ( finely grated peel - the part of the peel with the color ) a week:

    http://www.prevention.com/article/0,5778,s1-3-71-1 08-5616-1,00.html?

    Fresh aromatic herbs area also a good source of concentrated antioxidants and cancer fighters. Use basil. It is cheap in season. It is basically a weed, is easily grown in a garden or in a pot in an apartment.

    Eating cruciferous vegetables like the broccoli in Chinese food ( yay! ) will give you plenty of antioxidants. Other cruciferous vegetables that help are cabbage, collards, kale, mustard greens etc.

    If you have regular trouble sleeping either with falling asleep, staying asleep, spontaneously getting up early, or not feeling rested see either a neurologist or a pulmonologist to rule out physical causes. Sleep apena is the number one physical cause and is mostly due to the weight problem Oceania is experiencing. People accumulate so much excess weight that some of it ends up in the throat region with the result of tissue sagging downwards while they sleep temporarily blocking their flow of air. The flow is unblocked with the brain forcing a brief awakening, often many times a night, often without the person knowing. Being overweight is not the only cause of sleep apena, but it accounts for the vast majority of cases.

    The methods used to treat sleep apena are not pleasant. Avoid surgery. It has been found to only be 25% effective. However, losing weight can be very effective from individual to individual.

    Like I wrote earlier most of sleeplessness is lifestyle related.

    In other areas of our lives bad habits and stress are keeping many, many people awake.

    Only use sleep medications in the short term.

    Many are addictive and many ( not all ) only provide benefits for several weeks, this is true even for many of the prescription drugs.

    Cognitive therapy has proven to be more effective than drugs in managing insomnia over the long term. It is cheap, shows results quickly and can be often be done on one's own after a little help.

    One of the best books about improving sleep, getting rid of insomnia and getting off of medication for sleep was written by a Harvard psychologist who developed and studied his program over the course 10 years.

    It combines the most effective( and prove

    1. Re:Perspective - the true price of coffee by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Mod the parent funny, not interesting!

      The parent is all a subtle joke. Coffee is not called a "vampire crop" nor does it cause insomnia for people who drink it regularly (your body becomes accostumed to the caffeine pretty soon). You don't believe me? Here's a quote:

      Sleep apnea is the number one physical cause and is mostly due to the weight problem Oceania is experiencing.

      You see, the post is a joke, and the joke is on us. The author is saying "look at the garbage I can write and have it modded 'Interesting' in slashdot."

    2. Re:Perspective - the true price of coffee by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

      I mean no offense, but I was not joking.

      To everyone else reading please don't pay any head to this poster. I have no idea why he wrote what he did.

      What I had to say about sleep apenea was told to me by a pulmonologist I visited and a neurologist who runs a sleep clinic. Both of these doctors have been specializing in sleep disorders for decades.

      I also quoted a link to a book written by Harvard psychologist who has studied sleep issues and developed his own program ( prove effective )over 10 years.

      If you read that book, or about any other book on sleep disorders you will read that caffeine makes a very real contribution to a very real and widespread chronic sleep problem.

      I don't think the poster I am replying to mentioned that he is a medical professional of any kind.

      Check it out for yourself.

      If you put some work into searching goggle I am sure you will find all of my points backed by reputable sources. Most of the information I posted in boiler plate stuff in the field.

    3. Re:Perspective - the true price of coffee by dotpavan · · Score: 1

      did you write this posting after a few cups of expresso?

  81. acrylamide in coffee by phitij · · Score: 1

    According to this paper coffee contributes majority of acrylamide intake, and increases the risk for cancer.

  82. Re:Two Letters by invid · · Score: 4, Funny

    KY

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  83. Ah, more tinfoil hat idiocy by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Dude, even as conspiracy theories go, I've read better. Yours is based on... what? That you basically postulate that (A) any doctor is a murderer and con artist, and that (B) anything said by a doctor must be some covert attempt by a world-wide conspiracy to cover up the truth.

    Any actual facts to base those crackpot theories on? I'm not seing any, other than some vague allusions to "human nature" and "obvious (fiscally beneficial) reasons"... that you fail to actually mention.

    You want to discuss financial benefits? How about the financial benefits of selling a cure. If anyone patented a medicine that just cures cancer, they'd have a monopoly on it for 20 years. They'd make a bloody fortune.

    You want to actually discuss basic human behaviour? How about the fact that each year a _lot_ of doctors, pharmacists, nurses, pharma corp managers, etc, die of cancer, AIDS, CJ, and other incurable diseases? Some contracted in the course of treating their patients.

    You want to tell me that _any_ conspiracy can make one just prefer to die in pain, over 3 years, rather than just cure themselves, if that was possible? We're talking _death_. There are no fiscal benefits that would make millions of people worldwide go "you know, rather than lose that kinda money I'll just die." How about their children or other relatives? You want to tell me that _all_ those mothers would rather watch their children suffer and _die_, than research a cure for it?

    You want a world-wide medical conspiracy? How about countries which didn't (and some still don't) even have medical insurance as a private business? Or all those communist countries where everything was owned by the state and which had their own independent research? How come _those_ didn't research those "obvious" cures?

    I know at least one crackpot easter-european dictator even funded research in some "water of life" (as in, "fountain of youth") bullshit, because he was getting old and affraid to die. _That_ is human nature for you. As I've said, noone wants to die. Yet you want me to believe that all those thousands of party officials in the USSR or China, which personally had some of those diseases, or whose relatives had them, they too preferred to die than interfere with the USA pharma companies' profits?

    "it's not particularly paranoid unless you have undergone some sort of brainwashing"

    Actually that _is_ one of the tell-tale symptoms of paranoia. If you think everyone who doesn't believe your crack-pot theories has been "brainwashed", there's your clue that you're hallucinating.

    "He'll generate more support for the theory he's arguing against by arguing against it than currently exists, would be my guess, since he's clearly supporting an effort to eliminate such evidence - for obvious (fiscally beneficial) reasons."

    Dude, let's get one thing straight: you haven't presented _any_ evidence, much less established anything as "obvious". You just threw some insults around ("murderer and con artist"), and committed more fallacies than I can be bothered to count. Including again and again, including in the quoted paragraph, a mixture of "appeal to motives", "argumentum ad lazarum" (the ones with the money must automatically be wrong), and "poisoning the well". Look them up on Wikipedia, I can't be arsed to link to them this time.

    So _of_ _course_, between (A) a science presenting verifiable experiments to base its conclusions on, and (B) some crackpot who doesn't present _anything_ but basically a "they must be murderers and part of a world-wide conspiracy because they are a successful industry" tantrum, I'll choose to believe the side with the actual data every time.

    Not because of being brainwashed, not because of supporting some conspiracy efforts, but simply because you haven't presented _anything_ to support your paranoid theories on. Show me some actual evidence of people being murdered by their doctors, and _then_ I might believe your claim that it's an industry of murderers. But otherwise it's your personal hallucinations about "human nature" versus a mountain of verifiable scientiffic data.

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    1. Re:Ah, more tinfoil hat idiocy by 0x0000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      [endless blather claiming science and moral equivalency nonsense]

      I'm sorry, what exactly was your point?

      you haven't presented _any_ evidence,

      Duh. I didn't claim to, nor did I set out to. Again: What's your point? Are you trying to prove something here? Do you want to be able to use some of these purported "facts" I haven't produced? Perhaps you should re-read my previous post a bit more thoroughly on that score.

      much less established anything as "obvious".

      I'm sorry, I didn't look it up, but the nature of "obvious" (as I understand it) is such that I typically don't feel a need to support something which can be so described. If you don't agree that something is obvious, you may contend that it is not, but you can't practically expect me to provide support for it until you convince me that it is, in fact, not obvious. [clue: calling me a "crackpot" or wailing about "no evidence" is not convincing in this instance]

      A couple things you don't seem to have gotten out of the assigned reading material:

      • I'm a bit more paranoid than you seem to give me credit for
      • I did not claim I wasn't hallucinating - in fact, I commend it to you as a possible theraputic measure which may help relieve your current condition
      [nice list of fallic conventions] Look them up on Wikipedia, I can't be arsed to link to them this time.

      Trust me, I won't arse you. Besides, I have my own sources that don't depend on any Wiki posters' Freudian tendancies...

      Not because of being brainwashed

      Of all your bluster, I would choose this one statement to challenge. Show me - no, screw that, prove it to yourself, never mind me - that you're not brainwashed. Prove it. Scientifically, etc; Never mind that I'm a whacko nutjob - I'll give you all the points you're trying for in your post, there - just do your best.

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    2. Re:Ah, more tinfoil hat idiocy by Arren · · Score: 1

      Mr Hexadecimal:

      There are two options for one in your advanced state of delusion:

      Up the dosage,
      or decrease it.

    3. Re:Ah, more tinfoil hat idiocy by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      Up the dosage,
      or decrease it.

      So you see, there is really only one option after all ;)

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      "The Internet is made of cats."
  84. Or Carpal Tunnel... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    sorry, haven't had my morning coffee yet...

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  85. Only one thing to say... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    HAZAA!

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  86. And yet... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    According to later studies, there is no acrylimide/cancer link:

    http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/press/releases/press01 282003.html

    Nothing like fear mongering. Have you heard about the new FCC modem tax?

  87. As for the claims about colon cancer... by rben · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I strongly suspect that the reason that coffee drinkers tend to have a lower incidence of colon cancer has more to do with the less desirable effects of coffee. People who have diseases that predispose them to have colon cancer, such as ulcerative colitis, can't tolerate coffee as well as healthy individuals do. I suspect the same is true of many other conditions, such as irritable bowel disease.

    It makes one wonder if many of these other claims can't be disregarded as well. Perhaps the fact that you can drink lots of coffee simply means you have a robust constitution that can tolerate more abuse. It doesn't mean you should go ahead and abuse it.

    It is very easy to show statistical correlation, but not nearly so easy to show causation. They aren't one in the same.

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  88. Not if you use lube by doublem · · Score: 1

    Lubricate everything properly and chafing won't be an issue.

    Of course, lots of foreplay works even better than some KY, but you probably don't need much foreplay for your girlfriend. (NSFW)

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:Not if you use lube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, lots of foreplay works even better than some KY....

      Dude, it's way too early in the morning for that mental picure.

    2. Re:Not if you use lube by doublem · · Score: 1

      Ahh, it's my stalker, bravely posting as an AC.

      You see, he's alone and has never known a woman, so he's intensely jealous of anyone who is in a relationship.

      He suspects he may be impotent, but he's never worked up the courage to test the theory.

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    3. Re:Not if you use lube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey ugly stop talking about yourself that way. We don't need to know you never get any.

  89. I Like My Women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like I like my coffee. Hot and black!

    1. Re:I Like My Women... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I believe the favorite here is "Strong and bitter"

      There was an outbreak a year or two ago with many sigs including coffee-based women preferences.

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      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    2. Re:I Like My Women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

    3. Re:I Like My Women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you don't put coffee in the freezer, it sucks out the moisture and ruins coffee faster. Keep it in a cool, dry, dark place instead.

  90. cryptic and elliptical by Arren · · Score: 1

    .....the Sphinx would be proud.....

  91. important article on bbspot about cofee effect by BlueYoshi · · Score: 1
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  92. What about other deseases? by LeGarcia · · Score: 0

    Repeating twice, "heart desease and cancer" in the same paragraph/context sounds to me like Alzheimer.

        My 2 cts.

  93. Only fresh ground coffee has many antioxidants by MarkWatson · · Score: 1

    Grind the beans fresh, and drink the coffee right away.

    Also: green tea is even better than fresh ground coffee.

  94. Pppft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It messes with your addrenalin and nervous system, I'm in the process of giving it up (into my second day now).

  95. Re:Stereotype by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

    Just because it grows out of the ground doesn't make it not bad for you.

    Exactly. And just because something doesn't grow out of the ground doesn't make it not good for you. Molecules are molecules whether they come from a tomato or a vitamin pill. But, for some reason, a lot of people and most /.ers (hippies:)) have a naive view that the world was a paradise before we had all this evil technology. It's easy to knock pesticides when you have record crop production. It's easy to think wetlands (swamps) are great when you don't know what a malaria outbreak is. It's easy to think pharmacutical companies are evil and "herbal remedies" are the answer when you've had all of your innoculations. It's easy to say growing coffee damages the land when your livelyhood doesn't depend on it as your only cash crop. It's easy to think people should stop developing land when you live in a three bedroom house. It's easy to think we need to re-introduce predators to the countryside when you live in the city. It's easy to want "natural" beaches when you're spending two weeks a year at a beachfront casino. This list could go on forever.

  96. The study was funded by... by garylian · · Score: 1

    Starbucks, Taster's Choice, and Juan Valdez.

  97. Coffee is great for you!!! by CharAznable · · Score: 1

    Please drink more coffee.

    Regards from Costa Rica.

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  98. Natural != Healthy && Good; by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Coffee is a naturally grown product, thus does not have bad influence on your body

    Curare is also a naturally grown product, and it's influence on your body is paralysis, leading to death as you no longer breathe.

    I'll let you decide if that influence is good or bad... personally, I'm thinking it ain't great.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:Natural != Healthy && Good; by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'll let you decide if that influence is good or bad... personally, I'm thinking it ain't great.

      That depends on whether you think getting rid of people who think everything that is natural is therefore good for you is a good thing or not. Personally I put them along with the people who think that because we have no natural predators that we are perfectly safe getting our pictures taken with bears and other large, dangerous animals. As in it would be great, especially if they off themselves in a particularly ironic fashion.

      Personally I've always wondered why the "all nature is great" people would bother with some artificially made anti-venom when bitten by a perfectly natural rattlesnake. Hypocrits. ;)

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  99. Anti-oxidant rankings by matematik · · Score: 1
    The research showed that, compared with other foods, dates were the richest source of antioxidants. ... Cranberries and red grapes also contain high levels of antioxidants.

    The article focusses on the combined factors of per capita consumption and antioxident concentration. If a few more people ate dates everyday, it would surpass coffee.

    I wonder what ranking coffee has compared to other foods when concentration of antioxidants is the only factor?

  100. Re:Stereotype by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    All chemical substances are natural as well - they're only made natural in a laboratory. They aren't supernatural.

    They aren't natural, they are artificial.
    As in: Not produced by nature (meaning that no natural processes exist to biodegrade the substance since no organism has evolved to deal with the substance).

    Artificial chemicals are often a health risk and subject to great concern. But that doesn't mean that the opposite (natural substances) are intrinsically safe, as the GP-poster believed.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  101. Superhero by Halthar · · Score: 1

    For the past few years I have been drinking at least a pot of coffee a day, and generally about 2 pots a day.

    Based on this research, not only will I probably never get cancer or heart disease but I am probably bullet proof at this point too. I think Kieth Richards has met his match. Now, where did I leave that pair of tights?

  102. ah, more talking out of the arse, eh? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Heh. Dude, seriously, go look up "fallacy" in a dictionary. It has nothing to do with "phalus" or "phalic" (btw, that's how that's written, not "fallic", but I digress.)

    It's also something that's a topic of formal logic, and dates back at least to Aristotle. So, yes, if you don't want to trust Wikipedia on what those fallacies mean, you have a lot more reputable sources at your disposal.

    So the wisecrack about "Wiki posters' Freudian tendancies" is just more prime example of talking without having a clue what you're talking about.

    "I'm sorry, what exactly was your point?"

    That fiscal incentives and basic human behaviour are pointing in the exact other direction than these crackpot "doctors and pharma companies make money out of murdering people and keeping them ill" theories. I.e., that the very "facts" being thrown around as basis for those conspiracy-theory conclusions are false.

    "Of all your bluster, I would choose this one statement to challenge. Show me - no, screw that, prove it to yourself, never mind me - that you're not brainwashed."

    Guess I'm getting good at this paranoia stuff, because I've actually expected that to be the only phrase you'll choose to latch onto. That's just the kind of diversion I was expecting as an answer: quickly dodging any actual facts or legitimate questions as "[endless blather claiming science and moral equivalency nonsense]" and getting to the usual "ah-ha! so you are brainwashed!" part. (Here phrased as "Prove that you're not brainwashed", but not that far.)

    That's usually the problem with paranoia, and why psychoanalysis isn't very good against it. Any attempt to point out the flaws in that conspiracy theory just gets you filed anyhwere between "so you're brainwashed too" and "so you're a conspirator too".

    Anyway, even skipping the part about Burden Of Proof (you're the one who made some claims, including the brainwashing one, so it's up to _you_ to prove them), it would be a straw man anyway. You've latched to something which, other than an ad-hominem fallacy, bears no relevance to the real issue that these conspiracy theories invariably fail to prove their case by logic. That's the core issue there.

    I expect a conclusion, especially a blanket damnation of a whole profession, be based on actual data and actual logic. Without fallacies this time, since those are textbook examples of _failing_ to use logic. Between two arguments, (A) one which can present its data and logic, and where you can verify either, and (B) one which fails to do either, I'll just choose to believe the first one. That's all.

    The only mention of brainwashing there was basically as "you don't need to be brainwashed to want to see some actual data and logic supporting a conclusion." You want to tell me that the non-brainwashed way would be to give up logic or something?

    Either way, regardless of whether I'm brainwashed or not, you still failed to support those damning conclusions you wave around. Do that, or don't, but I don't see the point in getting side-tracked into debating the "brainwashing" straw-man instead.

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    1. Re:ah, more talking out of the arse, eh? by 0x0000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      *Zing!* That was the sound of my (admittedly obscure) little funny whizzing over your close-shorn, pointy little head, "Dude".

      Heh. Dude, seriously, go look up "fallacy" in a dictionary. It has nothing to do with "phalus" or "phalic" (btw, that's how that's written, not "fallic", but I digress.)

      Heh. Dude. Er, dude, yeah, uh, dude. Go look up "sense of humour" or maybe "taking yourself less seriously" - I'd give you a link, but I don't seem to have one handy - maybe you could search Google under "clue, get one".

      Seriously, you really need to lighten up - I'm not even going to bother with the rest of your shrill whine of self-importance. You need to get out and have some fun, not sit around trying to impress a completely apathetic couch potato with your l33t s0ph0m0ric deb4te 5killz ... get a life. You are downright laffable as posted...

      "Expect nothing; you'll never be disapointed."

      --
      "The Internet is made of cats."
  103. Anybody who has ever had ... by bizitch · · Score: 1

    a hangover already knows this about coffee!

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  104. Obligatory Java joke by MCRocker · · Score: 1

    Actually, I don't have a good Java joke that's appropriate, but I'm sure there's one out there somewhere.

    Perhaps something involving a claim that strong typing reduces ulcers and gives you strong fingers. Or maybe something that likens the banishing of pointers to the anti-oxidants? OK, that's probably reaching a bit, but I bet there's something good out there.

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  105. A juvenile reply from an AC. I'm shocked. by doublem · · Score: 1

    How'd I know that's how you'd respond?

    I assume you'll be posting a link to my picture on a regular basis. Well, have fun. Let me know if you ever get a life.

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  106. Coffee a Health Drink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, for every study, there have to be exceptions. Both my wife and I drink between 2 and 4 cups daily, and have for years. (Grow up in the military, and you really don't have a choice). I've had stage 4 colon cancer twice (1984 and 1999), and she's been a type 2 diabetic since 1993. Go figure!

  107. Coffee is an interesting drug. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Caffeine. It raises your level of alertness and awareness without otherwise affecting your judgement. It sharpens you.

    The only other drug like this generally available is Nicotine. Sharpens you up, makes your thinking clearer and doesn't impair judgement.

    The first government in the world to begin a public perception campaign to prevent the use of Nicotine? Why, that would be the Nazi Party. Why would they not want their populace thinking clearly, I wonder. . ?

    Personally, I don't use either drug. I've never smoked or felt the need to. (It's pretty hard to find non-corporate tobacco these days. No big surprise there. If you can't stop people from smoking, then you'd better make sure the stuff they're smoking contains a ton of extra poisons in order to off-set any advantages.)

    --And I have found recently that caffeine has changed how it affects me so I've stopped drinking it for the time being. I miss coffee, but in the last year especially, I've found I've gained access to a lot of new emotional bandwidth, (I don't really know how else to describe it; being a guy is getting complicated these days as the human race continues rapidly to wake up in interesting ways!), and I seem to need to work on managing this before I can go adding extra octane to my brain.

    Without the coffee, I find I'm much more steady. Not quite my old self, but definitely better. Heck, with the java, I felt like I was pregnant or something. Sheesh!


    -FL

  108. never been a sexual addict, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know, that pain in the stomach, that nauseating feeling you have when you think in having again too much sex and remember what you did the last time you had too much sex.

  109. Crusty old cigarette and coffee drinkers? by swb · · Score: 1

    Does this explain the dozens of crusty old coffee drinkers and cigarette smokers? I've always wondered how some people could survive into their 70s on a diet of black coffee and Pall Malls.

  110. and even more predictable stuff by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    In other words, the ISO-standard Slashdot way out of "I was only trolling" or "you shouldn't have taken it seriously." (In this case accusing someone of murder _and_ fraud. Ha ha, humorous stuff.) And complete with the "get a life" part too.

    *shrug* It would probably even work if it was at least new or original. That is, if it wasn't the standard "I can't argue the real point, so I'll insult you instead" kinda message that can be found in almost every thread on Slashdot.

    The problem, even if I were to take it seriously, is:

    "You need to get out and have some fun, not sit around trying to impress a completely apathetic couch potato with your l33t s0ph0m0ric deb4te 5killz ... get a life. You are downright laffable as posted..."

    You mean, like you're going out and having fun instead of sitting around and trolling Slashdot with conspiracy theories? Oh, wait, you aren't out having fun either.

    So here's the idea: if you're gonna try to pull the ol' traditional "but I'm still superior and you suck for arguing with me" thing at the end, at least try to show at least _some_ intelligence in it. Saying basically "but you suck because you do the exact same thing I do" is outright pathetic.

    Take your own advice: get a life. Go out and have fun. Might even beat having to act like a spoiled kindergarten retard on /. to get attention.

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    1. Re:and even more predictable stuff by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      I encourage you again (more strongly, this time) to go buy yourself a clue. Moraelin. I'm not claiming that anything I'm saying is here new or even particularly imaginative, but you - you're beating a horse that's been dead so long it smells...

      I am not now, nor have I even been, trying to prove anything to you, much less any of the things you keep demanding that I prove to your satisfaction.

      You can kid yourself that I'm trolling, if that makes you feel better, but I'm not. We're just speaking different languages. I know yours and don't feel like using it. You don't know mine, and want to abuse me for prefering it. Piss off.

      And if it will make you feel any better: I'm not superior to you, or more reasoned, or any of that stuff. You simply have no idea at all what you're going on about, and berating me isn't going to improve your self-image, no matter how entertaining I may find it that you have chosen this way in which to prove beyond any possible doubt that you are completely a brainwashed tool of the system.

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    2. Re:and even more predictable stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a completely brainwashed tool of the system

  111. My New Business Plan by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

    1) Figure out the perfect balance of caffeine and milk.
    2) Genetically modify cows to produce caffeinated milk.
    3) ???
    4) Profit.

    1. Re:My New Business Plan by bladesjester · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      3) Turn kindergarten children everywhere into ballistic missles.
      3.5) Threaten to use them against $ENEMY unless demands are met.

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  112. This is why pounds are better than kg by benhocking · · Score: 1

    It's simpler to say a person could theoretically drink one shot of espresso per pound that they weigh and still have a 50% chance of surviving. :)

    I know that a kilogram is really 2.2 pounds, but 2.2 * (80-100 mg) = 176-220 mg (ignoring significant figures), which averages out to about 200 mg, so it's even better!

    Now you understand the real reason Americans will never shift from pounds to kilograms!

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    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  113. This missing piece by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Now if they can just make it taste like chocolate!

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  114. Scranton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone been to Scranton? A hotbed of research it is not. I wouldn't take anything to heart coming from there.

    1. Re:Scranton by marshmeli · · Score: 0

      Yes, I went to school there actually. The school is pretty good and has some decent research the past few years and has gotten a big grant to do something for the government and research...

  115. Heard This Story Here Before: by tmjva · · Score: 1
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  116. Re:A juvenile reply from an AC. I'm shocked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Different AC. Seems that you have a fan club.

    I know that I'm your #1 fan.

  117. Also reduced homicide... by csoto · · Score: 1

    ...due to psychopathic behaviour of caffeine withdrawal victims. I know that if I were to ever quit coffee cold turkey, I would make the BTK Killer look like a Boy Scout on ritalin...

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  118. BEAN ME UP SCOTTY! by scrwvwls · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm just following in Voltaire's footsteps (who is fabled to have drank gallons per day). Got 6 cups measured? Then allow me to open my gullet for that sweet stream of brown nectar PLEAAASE. A little ringin' in the ears and facial flushing never stoped anyone! Besides, it functions to alleviate muscle fatigue and increase sexual vigor...or so I've heard :(

  119. Coffee A Health Enema? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    an article from The Independent which would seem to indicate that coffee has numerous health benefits, and could be construed to be a 'health enema'. From the article: "'A study has found that coffee contributes more antioxidiots - which have been linked with ....blah, blah, blah... have been linked to ...blah, blah, blah. Studies have associated coffee enemas with a reduced risk of liver and colon cancer.

    I am reminded of episode 608 of South Park. Where Cartman bet he could shove food up his ass and crap out his mouth. And he started a fad, interorectogestion. Martha Stewart even showed how she could shove a turkey up her ass. Coffee as a health drink? I think not. Coffee as a health enema? Try it. You may be pleasantly surprised.

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  120. Hot Chocolate by die_you · · Score: 1

    Hot cocoa has three times more antioxidants than coffee or tea and doesn't taste like a cup of ass juice.

  121. Re:Stereotype by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1


    I'm partial to my herbal, all natural, organic hemlock....

    -MrLogic

  122. you can drink too much water while exercising by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Even water can be bad. A few extreme event deaths such as marathons have been attributed to drinking too much water and depleting electrolytes.

  123. Coffee is too harsh. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    The thing is when people drink coffee, they do crazy things like drink a pot a day. Not very good for your blood pressure or your stomach.

    I think reports like this are very misleading... just like the "wine is good for you!" So yeah, many people will justify drinking an entire bottle.

    Drink a lot of coffee and... you're wired.

    Stick with green tea if you want the benefits of antioxidants - coffee is too harsh.

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  124. A word on the half-life of caffeine, & meditat by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    First off, thanks for your thoughts on these very important facets of modern life!

    There are two things that I became a fan of and in doing so did the usual geek thing and read all about it... coffee, and sex. ;) Here is merely an interesting anecdote about coffee, however...

    The half-life of caffeine (the amount of time it takes your body to rid itself of half of an ingested amount) can vary from 4 (8 month old fetus) to 100ish (late-term pregnant woman OR woman on the pill!) hours, averaging about 5-6 hours. (google "caffeine half-life" for more info) Obviously, the other half sticks around a lot longer, as it too goes by the half-life rule (and so on... and so on...). So you get a cumulative effect over time. This should be kept in mind.

    Last night I actually did have trouble sleeping. Whether or not this has to do with my (very moderate) coffee intake, I have found that meditation helps me get to sleep more often than not. I have a CD from this guy which has helped in this regard. FYI to fellow caffeinated geeks.

  125. Mercola's comments by MickoZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    If antioxydant is a topic that interest you -- you would want to read this too: http://www.mercola.com/blog/2005/aug/29/coffee_ame ricas_leading_source_of_antioxidants

  126. Hot chocolate - dark or milky? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Hot cocoa has three times more antioxidants than coffee or tea and doesn't taste like a cup of ass juice.

    I think you mean Hot cocoa, rich in sugar and milk solids ...

    The optimal drink would be a steaming hot cup of drinking chocolate, using dark chocolate (not milk chocolate), and perhaps mixed with coffee.

    As to taste - you do know that there are many types of coffee blends, right? Heck, my local grocery store carries about 26 major blends/beans.

    It's up to you what it tastes like. You can even add sugar-free syrups to it, if you don't want to much sugar (generally a bad idea) in your diet.

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  127. Question by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Do the antioxidant levels change with the roasting levels (rise or fall)?

    Has anyone ever tried to drink non-roasted coffee and survived to tell the tale?

  128. Re:Stereotype by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

    But, for some reason, a lot of people and most /.ers (hippies:)) have a naive view that the world was a paradise before we had all this evil technology.

    Since all /.ers hate technology....

  129. News flash! Antioxidants in coffee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever drank a strong cup of coffee, then gone to the bathroom? Yes, you definitely have. Smelled that funky-smoked-rotten-foody odor in your urine? That's exactly what dithiothreitol, a potent reducing agent, smells like. 'Reducing agent' is chemistry speak for 'antioxidant.' For some time I've actually been casually wondering for some time whether drinking a pot of a potent sulfhydryl reducing agent was having an effect on me, good or bad. Apparently good?

  130. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hand Lotion!

  131. Company Bathroom by Knertified · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe our bathroom here would beg to differ on the positive effects of coffee.

  132. Why the vitriol? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Your comment seems excessively angry and insulting, especially for a third party not involved inthe discussion. And I don't think I even mentioned the idea of any conspiracies, so I'm not sure why you have become so inflammed about my post. Do you have a personal reason/experience for the hatred of the medical community - I'm just curious.
    As far as a cure for cancer putting me out of business goes, then I would be happy. I would gladly switch my talents to fixing up trauma patients, since trying to keep 12 year kids alive can be emotionally difficult.
    As far as suing widows and orphans - doctors don't sue people - at least I've never even heard of any. Just what would a doctor "sue" them for?

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    1. Re:Why the vitriol? by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      Your comment seems excessively angry and insulting,

      I'm sure you wish that my anger was "excessive", but I'm quite sure you know better - you know what you are...

      I don't think I even mentioned the idea of any conspiracies

      Oh, so you conciously didn't use the word. Bully for you. You're passive-agressive to boot, eh? Are you a neo-con, as well? Figures. "Coward" would be a better term for it, like your spiritual brethern.

      especially for a third party not involved inthe discussion.

      Yes, I'm sure you would prefer that no one step in while you're engaged in mocking and name calling your intended victim. Perhaps you should choose a more private forum to indulge your indiscretions in the future. After all, who the fuck are *yoU* to have commented as you did in the context? You believe you are somehow more entitled than anyone else to express your opinions, here? A doctor? You should off in some cess-pit picking your sores, not prowling around here looking for new victims...

      Do you have a personal reason/experience for the hatred of the medical community - I'm just curious.

      If I did, why the hell would I provide *you* with that information, shit head?

      As far as a cure for cancer putting me out of business goes, then I would be happy.

      Uh huh. Sure you would, buddy ...

      I would gladly switch my talents to fixing up trauma patients, since trying to keep 12 year kids alive can be emotionally difficult.

      Yeah, it can. Especially in Africa. But I guess there's a reason you're pursuing oncology instead of something that you already *know* can be cured by clean water. Cancer's where the big bux are, eh? By the time you've been in practice a year, you'll never have to deal with the underclasses again, eh? I mean, it's not like *they* can afford your treatments, right? No, I think if wanted to save the lives of 12-year-olds you'd be in quite a different field. The oncology field seems to mostly involve timing the death of the patient to coincide as precisely as possible with that patients final inability to pay an more medical fees. Or perhaps you'd like to try to convince me you didn't notice that when you were picking a speciality.

      As far as suing widows and orphans - doctors don't sue people - at least I've never even heard of any.

      Okay, I'll give you that. I was careless. It's not the doctors themselves that sue the widows and orphans of their victims, it's the insurance companies, the hospitals, and the collection agencies that the doctors hire squeeze blood from those particular stones.

      Fwiw, I consider that with such agents in your employ, you are as responsible as they are for the damage they/you do.

      Just what would a doctor "sue" them for?

      MONEY, dumbass - the money to recarpet the upstairs of the mansions, or paint the yacht - the money to roll into more pharmaceutical company stock - whatever. You'd know better what you do with your blood money than I, certainly.

      If doctoring were a reputable profession, you'd get paid like the rest of us - when you do a good job. As is you're just a toll collector on the road to the grave, a shill for the pharmaceutical companies and insurance conglomerates.

      Or maybe you're not in the US? If that's the case, I still find it difficult that you manage to work in the health industry and yet have never heard what's going on here.

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  133. Another simple explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is very easy to show statistical correlation, but not nearly so easy to show causation. They aren't one in the same.

    Quite true. However, I wonder if the relationship here isn't even simpler. Coffee makes you poop, because caffiene stimulates the bowels (this is also why people that have those diseases can't take it). It's also been shown that people that don't frequently evacuate their bowels have a higher incidence of colon cancer. This is probably due to the fact that cancer-causing chemicals stay in the bowels longer.

    It seems to me that the simplest explanation is more likely correct. People don't need more coffee, really... they just need to sh*t more.

  134. Micro$0ft!! by drac0n1z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Micro$0ft funded the research along with a major coffee producing monopoly!!

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  135. Coffee health drink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man, I will have to start drinking something else...

  136. FYI: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Antioxidants help to rid the body of harmful free radicals, destructive molecules that damage cells and DNA."

    Technically free radicals aren't molecules. Free radicals are actually electrons a molecule gets rid of in order to stabilize itself.

  137. Re:Two Letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    .. I live in Kentucky and still get chafing!

  138. Re:Stereotype by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    Actually, psilocybin has no harmful physical effects. It can have the same psychological effects as any other hallucinogen (i.e. you can be traumatized if you're unprepared or you have a latent mental illness), but the only danger magic mushrooms pose to the body is the chance that you might them get confused with a different species of mushroom that is poisonous.

    AFAIK, opium also has no harmful effects short of overdose. Morphine addicts can live long, healthy lives as long as they can control their dose and don't have to do anything dangerous to get it.

    You're entirely correct, however, that these properties have nothing to do with whether a drug is naturally occurring or man-made, and I share your frustration with hippies who think the closer something is to their idea of "nature", the healthier it must be.

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  139. A health drink, coffee is not. by Axel2001 · · Score: 1

    For the longest time, the coffee industry has claimed that coffee lowers the risk of colon cancer, gallstones and cirrhosis of the liver, and also contains more antioxidants than green tea. So the idea itself isn't really news.

    When you look at experiments and research, however, you'll see that coffee has been shown to produce the carcinogen 3,4 benzopyrene when roasted. Two other possible carcinogens have also been found in coffee. And one study showed a link between coffee intake and pancreatic cancer.

    Besides the debate over whether it causes or prevents cancer, coffee is usually served with milk and sugar, and those are not healthy. It is also a stimulant on which you can become dependant and can wreak havoc on the nervous system.

    A health drink, coffee is not.

  140. Boy Are You Barking Up The Wrong Tree ... by Melllvar · · Score: 1

    I dunno about coffee and vitamin B levels; but as far as coffee and diabetes is concerned, it's probably a much better idea to be drinking the stuff rather than avoiding it. Throw in a little cinnamon with your drink, and you might even be able to consider it a powerful weapon against diabetes.

    I also think coffee's association with heart disease is highly exaggerated.

    I should point out that I do work in the industry; but I also drink 4-6 cups of the stuff each day, too.

  141. Green Beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Healthy coffee is green coffee. Published studies show that it contains upto four times the anti-oxidant levels found in green tea. Roasting destroys most of the anti-oxidants.

    In parts of the middle east, where coffee was orginially discovered, it is still being prepared by very mildly roasting the whole green beans and boiling after adding cardamom for spice, which makes for a very tasty drink.

    I personally make my coffee by boiling the whole unroasted green beans. Most don't like the taste because of the bean taste to it. It's a completely different drink than the coffee you know, but if you get used to it you'll come to like it because of the rush it gives you as in the case of roasted coffee. However, the effect is milder and you don't get the nervousness associated with roasted coffee. The green bean can be boiled many times, maybe four or five times. You can add cardamom which makes the drink tastier.

    You can get the green beans from major coffee shop suppliers. There are many types, you might like to try different ones to find your favoraute. My personal favoraute is Nicaraguan Maragogype. Good luck :)

  142. Re:Stereotype by Cash202 · · Score: 0
    Like I have stated in my first post, this is information I received from an environmental scientist.

    I felt his word was more credible than mine, so I believed him. I do not do drugs, drink coffee or any of that, however you must be objective. If your always subjective, you will never see turth to all things and accomplish any progress.

    No, everything that GROWS ISN'T good for you, however, not everything that grows is natural.

    Currently, my word is just as much credible as yours (and I am going with mine, since I was told by a scientist). If you could provide me with a link with scientific data to proove otherwise, I will believe you.

  143. Re:Stereotype by runderwo · · Score: 1

    Please enumerate any potentials of permanent physical harm or death from mescaline or psilocybin.

  144. Re:Best antioxidants ! Don't trust vitamins ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would I want to eat poisonberries? Ralph Wiggum did that and he said it tastes like burning...

  145. Caffeine is a poison that ... does not kill. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Caffeine has apparently the same effect on humans as it does on insects. It's a poison that in small quantities does not kill.

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    1. Re:Caffeine is a poison that ... does not kill. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      How can you call it a poison, then? If it works the same on insects as it does on humans, then it reduces their appetite simply by being a stimulant. It'll kill you if you consume enough of it, but so will water.

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  146. Caffeine disturbs the central nervous system. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    There are many poisons that don't kill. Caffeine disturbs the normal working of the central nervous system of both insects and humans.

    1. Re:Caffeine disturbs the central nervous system. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be trying very hard not to explain why you think it's poisonous. Let's review the definition of poison (M-W):

      1 a : a substance that through its chemical action usually kills, injures, or impairs an organism b (1) : something destructive or harmful (2) : an object of aversion or abhorrence
      2 : a substance that inhibits the activity of another substance or the course of a reaction or process


      Caffeine does not usually kill, injure, or impair humans. It is not significantly destructive or harmful in regular doses. It does not inhibit the activity of the human body; it stimulates the nervous system.

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    2. Re:Caffeine disturbs the central nervous system. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


      Caffeine certainly does impair humans. However, they often use it to be pushy toward themselves, and claim that they like the effects.

      Caffeine is an alkaloid. Nicotine is an alkaloid that gets similar claims from humans.

      "Long periods of abuse [of caffeine] can lead to detrimental effects on the esophagus; persons who consume high amounts of caffeine may have a risk for higher incidents of peptic ulcers, erosive esophagitis, and gastroesophageal reflux disease. They may also have heart problems, insomnia, chronic muscle tension, and nervousness."

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  147. You can't be serious by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    Caffeine certainly does impair humans.

    I've seen no evidence of that. Do you have proof for this fascinating claim?

    "Long periods of abuse [of caffeine] can lead to detrimental effects [...]"

    Yes, any drug can have negative side effects when abused for a long time. If you believe all drugs are therefore poisons, you are a crackpot.

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