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  1. Re:Meh. on Opus the Penguin Retired · · Score: -1

    Meh. Just as bad as *cough* DC Comics *cough* letting go of Superman in a garish, vulgar, transparent attempt to drum up business....then bringing him back, essentially, untouched.

    =Smidge=

  2. Re:Classes, Races & Professions on Ask Blizzard Employees About Things That Matter · · Score: -1, Troll

    To Jeffrey Kaplan: How often *did* you and your cousin touch weeners? Also: Weeenter is a cold time of year. Agree or disagree?

    =Smidge=

  3. Re:Start with the basics on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: -1

    I agree: and by lunch they should be up to warp theory and Heisenburg uncertainty couplers...

    =Smidge=

  4. Re:Move along... on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: -1

    Lost at C:\> found at C:\>

    =Smidge=

  5. Roger Ebert's explanation: on Saturn's Rings May Be Very Old · · Score: -1

    The rings were created by unicorn farts and pixie dust 2000 years ago...

    =Smidge=

  6. Re:hmm on To Purge Or Not To Purge Your Data · · Score: -1

    Oh my evil doppelganger strikes 'gain. Ummm...stupid much?

    =Smidge=

  7. Re:Like hell on New York Issues RFID-Encoded Drivers Licenses · · Score: -1

    If I ever get a new ID card I think I'll toss it in the microwave the day I get it

    Oh my evil doppelganger strikes 'gain. Ummm...stupid much? You give out your DL number & social at least once a week. How is this different? Oh yes. That's right. Anonymous will read it from a distance. Uh huh.

    =Smidge=

  8. Re:Trouble compiling on The Cyber Crime Hall of Fame · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is the tick box next to 'interpret XML' checked?

    =Smidge=

  9. Re:WTH? on Facebook Blocks Users From Mentioning BugMeNot.com · · Score: -1

    /. is blocked from bugmenot. Ironic, no?

  10. Re:MythBusting? on Adam Savage Revises Claim of Lawyer-Bullying On RFID Show · · Score: -1

    MythTV is pants.

    =Smidge=

  11. Re:"Go ahead and steal it", says spokesman on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: -1

    You know what I like? When people download a 700MB .avi file of say....a full-length movie...and then drag-n-drop it onto a flash drive. And then they play it with Media player and ear buds.

    Yeah. I really like that. ::rolls eyes::

    =Smidge=

  12. Re:Baked on WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports · · Score: -1

    Well amphetamines I can see, but weed? It doesn't exactly make your reflexes better and it's hard to pay attention when you laugh incessantly for no apparent reason. But I suppose it could help you focus more intently if... man my hands are HUGE... wait, what was I saying again?...

  13. /. gives me the munchies on WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports · · Score: -1

    Cool! Also, I sometimes post on the dot while "baked" (pissed off for the uninformed).

    =Smidge=

  14. Wah? on MapReduce Goes Commercial, Integrated With SQL · · Score: -1, Redundant

    'body else read that as 'Injected With SQL'?

    =Smidge=

  15. Re:emulation on Gamepark Holdings Officially Announces the WIZ Handheld · · Score: -1

    Your're right, of course: larry flynt most likely *would* need an emulator for his dick...thanks for bringing that up. :)

    =Smidge=

  16. Re:Got it wrong on Was Standardizing On JavaScript a Mistake? · · Score: -1

    You are in a "web" of computers all linked together. It is getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Linux sys admin.

    =Smidge=

  17. LOCK TEH FSKING DOORS!!11 on How Do I Prevent Lan Party Theft? · · Score: -1

    It'll be an old-fashioned Lan party lock-in. Just think: the Bloods and Crips will finally be forced to make peace with each other after decades of bloody street warfare. By morning, all will hug and gang violence will be relegated to the history books.

    Nah. Just kidding; hire bikers with sawed-off pool cues and at the slightest provocation, start fracturing mandibles. And, in greater numbers, too.

    (Or you could just let in people you know and trust. Who are those, you may ask? Hint: only the people you haven't met yet.)

    =Smidge=

  18. Re:So who's to blame? on Flagship Studios' Founder Discusses Its Demise · · Score: -1, Troll

    When you reply to anomnomnomymous do you check the post anonymous box yourself?

    =Smidge=

  19. Re:wrong approach on Mars Lander Snaps the Most Detailed Pics Yet · · Score: -1

    Yeah, because a manned Mars mission is much more cost-effective than sending equipment one-way. Oh, I'm kidding; you, sir, are an idiot.

    =Smidge=

  20. I hate^4 these ontological hissy fits! on RIAA 'Elektra V. Barker' Case Is Settled · · Score: -1

    So...did she steal the milk crates, as well?

    =Smidge=

  21. Re:There is real psychological truth to this on Photoshop Allows Us To Alter Our Memories · · Score: -1

    Jebus, what a stupid site. These appear to be the rules:

          1. Women do it = bad
          2. Teamwork = bad
          3. Metric system = bad
          4. Being born not the largest man in the world = bad
          5. Some kinds of judging (as of going out of bounds in track) = good, judging of other kinds (as of going out of bounds in gymnastics) = bad
          6. Using muscles for brute force = good, using muscles for optimized technique = bad

    I repeat: what a stupid site. The fact that this is the second time I've seen this crap modded up to +3, Insightful or better in two days does not speak well of Slashdot.

    =Smidge=

  22. Re:Bomb what? on How NASA Will Bomb the Moon To Find Water · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's filled with shit.

    =Smidge=

  23. Re:Nice review, but I don't understand something. on Bash Cookbook · · Score: -1

    Heh. That's nuthin'. In China they would shhh it.

    Yikes.

    =Smidge=

  24. Re:let it loose! on Russia and Georgia Engaged In a Cyberwar · · Score: -1

    Wouldn't it be grey hat hacking?

    No, dummy, it would be Gandalf hacking.

    =Smidge=

  25. Re:Ah the IOC on YouTube Yanks Free Tibet Video After IOC Pressure · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I disagree. If the IOC was truly the custodian of the spirit of peaceful international competition, as you imply with the above poorly-worded comment, it would not have awarded the games to China until its human rights record was much improved. The video is a commentary on this: it implies that awarding the games to China was *not* in keeping with the Olympic spirit. That being said, I fail to see how this video would not be considered fair use of the copyright (not to mention that I also find it hard to believe that the rings are copyrighted, rather than trademarked.) I suppose it's not worth the video producers' time to fight it.