Sorry, I thought it was rather obvious that I was quoting Asimov. Surely on a geek site such as/. it was. Maybe we should start requiring attribution for every Monty Python, HHGTG, Aliens, or Star Trek quote as well?
1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2) A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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A laden swallow.
covfefe
but it was aliens
Someone should tell lawyers what MAC addresses are.
Right, because it is impossible to change your MAC address /s
n/t
" receive hydration reminders based on the amount of liquid remaining in a water bottle."
I am all for convenience, but really?
I just want to know if they read as half-empty or half-full.
I challenge anyone to come up with a more fun name to same than Francois Mitterand.
Challenge accepted.
Guy de Loimbard
Sorry, I thought it was rather obvious that I was quoting Asimov. Surely on a geek site such as /. it was. Maybe we should start requiring attribution for every Monty Python, HHGTG, Aliens, or Star Trek quote as well?
1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
So they shouldnt be allowed to increases prices periodically?
Yes the new period is monthly/yearly because monopoly.
We need to create an AI that will do it for us!
Either way the smart thing would be to microwave it.
nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Oh hell no! Captcha: swallows I shit you not! :-D
African or European?
That's three times in thirty years.
So the AC was probably correct in telling his parent AC:
Apple has changed its internal architecture more times than you've changed your underwear
I love this line:
but new customers or those who switch plans will have to buy the more expensive unlimited plan to get HBO at no added cost
More importantly, fuck all the people who say fuck you about anything. Fuck you!
Better stop or you'll go blind.
...it starts when you're always afraid....
Best troll post of the year kudos! :)
Welcome to the internet.
Why can't we just cancel obvious troll accounts - terminate them and permban the IP?
Because one of them might be the president?
TMI
but your cellphone would still work
But as someone in a higher thread noted, if you become incapacitated, your call for help will likely not be traceable.
Actually I should have typed INFORMATIVE