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  1. Tell you what SCO. on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll give you the finger and you can give me my Linux Kernel.

  2. Counter suite to a counter suite to a suite. on SCO "Disappointed" by Red Hat Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    So SCO wants to make a counter suite to Redhat's counter suite to SCOs suing of all Linux users? Maybe we can get some kind of recursive counter suing going on so all known lawyers get tied up into one case. Then life in the US can go back to normal.

  3. Let's get to the point.. on Five Power Supplies Compared · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which one will give me the best framerate in Quake?

  4. I tried #5 on Telemarketers Sue Over "Do Not Call" List · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sorry, he's dead."

    I tried something similar to this, it went like:

    Marketer: Hi this is Ann with a special deal on blah blah.. Could I speak with Joe?
    Me: Sorry he died.
    Marketer: Oh, sorry to hear that. Could I speak with whoever the current owner of the household is then?

    I should have replied, "No, he just died at the audacity of your response.".

  5. People don't care anymore? on DirectX Flaw Leaves Windows Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    Of all these bugs that have been found in MS's products, how many of them have actually been exploited? No one seems to care anymore. Until some real disastor strikes, like a virus that actually deletes files and trashes a system, few people are going to care about these patches.

    I'm waiting for the 911 of computer attacks to happen so people realize how bad these security holes are in MS. I'm not saying that would be a good MS-bashing thing to happen, but with all the vulnerabilities it's just a matter of time.

  6. 450,000 less consumers on IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    That's 450,000 less consumers to buy IBM's products. At least they can't buy them until they get a new job and no longer despise IBM for transferring their job overseas.

  7. Re:If you can't do the time.... on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would an intelligent consumer buy white flour from a cocaine dealer? I think not.

    What are you saying? Sorry I'm a little slow. Every time I make some toast I start hallucinating for a few days.

  8. How long do DVDs last? on DVD Burner Round-up · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But how long does a burned DVD last? That is my question. I don't want to burn a disk with all my digital photos on it only to find out 5 years later that the dye (or whatever is on a DVD) fades and is no longer readable.

  9. Automated Google Stalking! on Real-World Hyperlinks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can you point it at a cute girl on the street and have her name automatically searched for in Google? Instant digital stalking!

  10. Modularity and Interfaces on Open Source Organization Models Discussed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The model I find that works best is Modularity and Interfaces (I don't think that's the actual model name, I forget). The lead designer focuses on code that can easily be seperated into individual components (modules). These modules then have interfaces defined but little to nothing about their internals are defined. This way these modules can be handed out to people to code and there needs to be very little interaction between coders of different modules.

    The problem with this model is that performance will be lower because there is less interaction between the internals of modules. But this day in age, easy maintanence and stability are more important than a few cpu cycles.

    One problem that crops up pretty often with this though is struct interfaces (I use a lot of C). When a member is added or deleted or a module owner notices the need for a new member, this can affect lots of other modules owners.

  11. Great! on Thailand Imposes Gamers Curfew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now kids can go back out on the street and get mugged, do drugs and get trashed at parties! Just what every "normal" kid should be doing. If my kid has a tendancy to get addicted to things then I want him doing drugs and alchohol, not evil video games!

  12. What about Rage gestures? on Gesture Control for Automotive Peripherals · · Score: 1

    When you stick your middle finger up will the car automatically flash it's lights, blare it's horn and swerve violently?

  13. But China can save money of safety. on China Accelerates Mars Program · · Score: 3, Funny

    Judging from it's history, China doesn't have to spend as much money of safety devices and testing.

    Chinese Official: You! Citizen #32185 have been lucky enough to be chosen to fly to Mars!
    Citizen: Wh.. what?
    CO: Put him in the cannon!
    C: What's Mars?
    CO: FIRE!
    BOOM
    Technician: Looks like this one didn't make it to orbit either.
    CO: More gun powder! You! Citizen #32186 have been lucky...

  14. Inbox? on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you sure it was ONLY your inbox they were asking you to increase?

  15. I got a plan!! on The Power Behind the SCO Nuisance · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets all invest our money in SCOs stock!! Then they are guaranteed to tank and go out of business in no time! It's time we made this tech bubble burst work FOR us.

  16. How long until SCO gets sued? on Microsoft Files 15 Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: 1

    They have been spamming the world with their ignorance for a while.

  17. Re:Potential problem on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 1

    There you are!!! I've been sleeping on a wooden floor in a bare room for the past 3 days! That's the last time I use Jabbadabbadoo Moving Services!

  18. And people always call me crazy... on The Buttocks Have It · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...because I'm wearing tin foil underwear. Looks who's laughing now!

  19. Is Sun changing their name? on Sun's Last Stand · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Sun is going to change their name to Twilight?

  20. Bush will fix the problem! on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1

    The bush administration should do something about breaking up monopolies, but I think they are too busy falling off Segways at the moment.

  21. There's nothing wrong with spamming kids. on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like going to a playground and pushing viagra, drugs, porno and taking their lunch money while saying you'll be right back with a 100$ loan for them. Or if an old man came on the playground and started talking to your 10 year old kid about enlarging his penis, would you really have a problem with that?

    Joking aside, I dont see spamming kids with this info as being much different than asking them verbally.

  22. There are lots of free workers on Offshore Outsourcing Threatens Offshore Outsourcing · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is there a country were people will work for free?

    Yes, they are called open source developers and they are in every country around the world.

  23. MS is going to payoff Sendo, right? on Sendo Sues Orange for Patent Infringement · · Score: 3, Insightful

    MS paid SCO for the license to use some vague part of SCO's unix code. So does this mean MS will pay Sendo for directly using Sendo's technology in its own OS?

  24. I hear the name of the policy is... on Ballmer Sends Wakeup Call to Staff · · Score: 1, Funny

    Better
    Accountability
    Throughput
    2
    Keynesian
    Net
    Equity
    Efficiency.

  25. What about the trails? on Geocaching Crackdown? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One problem with geocaching I see is that eventually trails will be created to caches far out in the woods. People always take the route starting from the nearest trail and the path of least resistance through the woods. This means that if enough people goto this same cache, a path will be worn in the woods. Once a path is there, what's the point of a GPS? You follow the path right to the cache. You can't move the cache obviously so what do you do? Perhaps people can show some sportsman ship and pick random places to start their trek to the cache.