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  1. Uhh on Geocaching Crackdown? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's good, clean, wholesome fun - just do it someplace else,"

    Later on..

    "We like geocachers, we really do. We just wish they'd all goto Hell and die."

  2. Pot to Kettle... on SCO SCO SCO! · · Score: 4, Funny

    McBride characterized Novell's move as "a desperate measure..."

    Pot to Kettle, come in Kettle, are you there?

  3. Quality is determined by REAL use. on More on Futuremark and nVidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Run Quake3 with the video card and check out the frame rate and image quality. Run it under UT also and every other 3D game you can. Then compare the framerates and image quality. Who cares what it's 3DMark is. Did you a buy the card to specifically run it under 3DMark? Most people buy these cards for playing games so comparing how it runs the actual game to other cards is the only meaningful measurement.

  4. It's better that is goes to the government. on FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That way the government is more likely to enforce the law. If it was up to an individual to enforce it, they would have to spend most of the 11,000$ as attorny fees bringing the telemarketer to court. Not to mention the waste of time and effort. The government on the other hand will go in an all out frenzy after these people, especially after Bush's tax cut, and the government has a lot more power behind it than the average Joe.

  5. Re:Amazing on Trepia: A Buddy List Of Strangers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't like clubbing who can afford $50/night...

    Depends, how many seals you can take home a night?

  6. And in SCO news. on First Look at YellowTAB's Zeta · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO declares that YellowTABs OS "BeOS" is infringing on SCOs IP. According to SCOs CEO Darl McBride: "We ran the BeOS through a machine code debugger and found sections of 10-15 instructions that are the same as those used in our product." SCO says that people need to stop using the new BeOS or face lawsuits.

    Darl McBride also said that if YellowTAB were to buy a larger license, like the Entire-SCO-Company "license", the problem may disappear. When asked how a fledgling startup company like YellowTAB could buy SCO, McBride replied: "Right now even a few dollars is better than a counter lawsuit, besides I have my golden parchute. Hahah. Wait, is that tape still recodi...."

  7. What C implementation do you use??? on Denial of Service via Algorithmic Complexity · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of for() being a macro. What C implementation uses a macro? I would love to know.

  8. Hydrogen and public fear. on Aqwon, the First Hydrogen Scooter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When people think of hydrogen they think of the Hindenburg burning up. As it turns out it was not the hydrogen that caused the Hindenburg to burn, it was the coating on the balloon.

    It's funny how people who fear using hydrogen to power anything still pump natural gas directly into their kitchen stove.

  9. Where does the coffee go? on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    That's the fuel we're talking about, right?

  10. Robots on the soccer feild!!!?!!?! on Kiro, the Foosball Robot · · Score: 1

    Look at this and them imagine the red guy as the T1000 terminator. Do you *really* want to play soccer with him?

  11. I hope there's a counter suite on SCO Might Sue Linus for Patent Infringement? · · Score: 0

    Why don't all the commercial linux vendors get together and counter sue SCO for their slandering of Linux. Maybe it will shut them up for good.

    That or blow up their headquarters. Ok that's a little extreme. Burn it down slowly...

  12. I'll write a long response later. on Bonzi Class Action Suit Settled: No Foolin'! · · Score: 1

    I was about to write a long response but there is a box below the /. article saying I need to upgrade my computer before hackers get into it. I guess I'll upgrade and get back to you all later.

  13. We know why this movie is so popular. on BitTorrent Blamed for Matrix2 Downloads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone is trying to figure out the recipe for the OrgAsMo Cake.

  14. Oh right.. on Microsoft Not Underwriting SCO's Legal Fees? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I didn't mean to give that gun and 10,000$ cash to the murderer just before he killed my *&*(&$# cheating POS ex-wife. It was pure coincidence."

  15. Wow that's 2^10 cds MS is giving out! on Microsoft's Software Philanthropy: The Goodwill Ploy · · Score: 1

    It must cost MS about 5 cents to punch a cd so at $1 billion they must be sending out about 2^10 cds!

    Ok we know what MS is really saying. Heck why can't I make a program called "Mongoose's Image Viewer", charge 100,000$ for each copy but then "donate" it for free to organizations around the world. I will have donated millions of dollars then!

  16. How do they test this thing? on Shocking Clothing · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I always wonder is how they test the effectiveness of these things. How do they know that it's going to knock people out?

    Bob: Uuughh.. what day is it?..
    Tester: Grab her again Bob.
    Bob: What? Who?
    Tester: The lady in front of you.
    Bob: Uh, ok like here... ZZZZZZZ AAAAARGH!!
    person crumples to the floor
    Tester: Wake up Bob.
    kicks person lying unconcious on the floor
    Tester: We pay by the hour here.

  17. Thanks for the tip on Today's SCO News · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there was any code of value, it would likely be in several pieces. They could reveal one piece so that everybody knows they are serious and they can prove they have a case, and say "there are several others that we will reveal later". This would be far more damaging to Linux than their current actions and would make Microsoft happy. Therefore I feel pretty confident now that they have no case whatsoever.

    Thanks for the tip.

    --Bob, SCO IP lawyer

  18. Finally! on Canadian University to Begin Training Hackers · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will let Bush make all those jokes about invading Canada become a reality.

    Wait, I meant liberate Canada from cyber terrorists.

  19. Now I can really use my monitor. on Transparent Screens on the Horizon? · · Score: 1

    Now I can use my monitor for what I've always intended, to see what's behind it not on it.

  20. Call and ask the two places. on I, Spammer · · Score: 1

    Call both places and say you have a product you'd like to sell through his email marketing services. If the person has no idea what you are talking about, it might not be him. But if the person says ok and starts talking about his bulk email service... bingo.

  21. Now put this information to use. on I, Spammer · · Score: 1

    I expect to see a US Postal office 18 wheeler backing up to his house any day now.

  22. Great idea! Next let's... on Fizzer Worm Uninstalling Itself · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next let's take over the MS Update site and put REAL patches on there. Then when the client updates his system, he won't be installing more holes.

  23. Play Tetris on How to Fake A Hard Day at the Office · · Score: 1

    Saw off the side of your cubical, play tetris and tell your manager you have a business meeting to go to when he comes over.

  24. If this experiment was done today.. on Primordial Soup: Interview with Stanley Miller · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would the experimentor claim intellectual property rights to the amino acids he found? "Sorry you can't use those drugs, I own the rights to all life on this planet."

  25. Re:Get over it on The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success · · Score: 1

    What I want to think, I read a book.

    Or post on slashdot.