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  1. Re:Dear Penny Arcade on Penny Arcade's CGW Interview · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll only give out a refund if you're a member of their PA Supreme service.

  2. There Oughta Be A Law on Support for U.S. Mandatory Data Retention Laws · · Score: 1

    Not a real law type law, but a "Godwin's Law" for Child Pornography. If the feds are looking to snoop around in my data for no reason besides the possibility of kiddie porn, they're lying to me. They're doing it because they think they can.

    If they were really concerned with the welfare of the children they'd do things like remove the statute of limitations on sexual abuse of children so that we can lock up criminals we know committed the crime they're sniffing my packets for.

  3. Re:"Price point" on Garry's Mod Goes Commercial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't people simply say that it will be sold "for $10", without adding a completely meaningless appendage?

    Same reason you say *completely* meaningless instead of just "meaningless". People like to embellish.

  4. O Tempore, O Mores on Cicerobot, Your Next Museum Guide · · Score: 1

    You just know it's going to spend all its time fighting to have the Catiline-bot ousted from power.

  5. One button mouse on Steve Jobs to Sell Pixar and Join Disney Board? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm sure there's a "one button mouse" joke in here someplace, but it's late in the day and my clever has been turned down to mute.

  6. Re:Wow on Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade · · Score: 1
    He will however get a nice letter from the ESA Foundation saying that a 10k donation has been made in his name by Tycho and Gabe. Which, one can only assume, he'll construe as a hate crime.

  7. Re:Finally a group that "gets it" on MySQL To Be Ikea Of The Database Market · · Score: 2, Funny
    K.I.S.S, in my book implies that you want to rock and roll all night.

  8. Re:Eternal Darkness? on Nintendo Patents Insanity · · Score: 1

    apple and nintendo have all sorts of stuff in common:

    niche, vocal audiences

    a lock on the the hardware that runs their software

    a stranglehold on the market for their respective portable devices

    and Miyamoto will fire you in the elevator as soon as look at you

  9. Re:Hot CoffeeGate??? on Jack Thompson Weighs In On Hot CoffeeGate · · Score: 1
    That is the worst bastardization of that suffix that I've ever seen.

    It's better than Hot KarlGate, which we have going on as well.

  10. Sounds like it's time for the RIAA... on Napster Has Been Cracked · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to close the barn door

  11. Oldest Robot My Ass on Elektro, the Oldest U.S. Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boilerplate is older than that.

  12. Finally... on Half-Life 2 Causes Nausea, Looks Good in Doom Engine · · Score: 5, Funny
    It'd been ten minutes or so since the last HL2 article.

  13. Re:Good... on Bush, Kerry, and Nader Respond to Youth Voter Questions · · Score: 1
    He'll use most of the internets, but not the one Gore invented

  14. Re:This means nothing on Part Of The Patriot Act Shot Down · · Score: 1
    Now you made me cry

  15. Re:This means nothing on Part Of The Patriot Act Shot Down · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't go waving your JD and fancy 5 digit ID around here with your "informed opinions" and "reasonable conclusions".

    This is slashdot, call somebody a fascist or a pirate, roll around in it a while.

  16. Re:Quote from TFA - Jumper Cables on The Death of the Floppy Disk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think of my floppy drive as a set of jumper cables. I keep it near my machine, but not in the engine. On the rare occasion where I need it, something has gone so wrong that I already have the side panel off and have probably reseated my ram for good measure. So attaching the floppy at that point isn't too big a deal.


    But for the most part it just sits in the box of recovery disks and old video cards.


  17. Meltdown on China Goes Nuclear · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I hope it doesn't go America Sydrome on them.

  18. Re:Oh, come on ... on Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List · · Score: 1
    as opposed to the high level of discourse one finds (flash warning) here

  19. Re:Corporate-to-English translation on Craig and his List · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He's sort of like McCain, out there, stumping for Bush.

  20. That seems awful complicated on EA Sports Debuts Premium Pass - Moving Toward Subscriptions? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where do I put in my quarter?

  21. Re:Oh well it was nice while it lasted on FCC Rules VoIP Must Be Tappable · · Score: 1
    Really? My cell is going to revert to encoded comment postings on technology websites purple monkey dishwasher.

  22. Summary of new U2 Album on U2 Threatens to Release Album Early on iTunes · · Score: 5, Funny
    To save you the trouble of downloading it (pay or free):

    1. war is bad
    2. the common man is good
    3. we'd like another stadium tour now, please

  23. Re:Why not cut to the chase? on Dunst Demands Asset Reduction For Spider-Man 2 Videogame · · Score: 1
    I think the solution to this 'breast obsession'...

    Making them play all the way through Stretch Panic might do it too.

    It was all breasts, all the time.

  24. Best Quote on TMBG on DRM · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Pff...This is the best quote in the interview:

    MTV needs to climb out of their teeny-bop ghetto, dust themselves off and get back to the business of new wave.

  25. Re:Plenty o mainstream authors writing lit w/o com on NYT Magazine: Are Comics The New Mainstream Novels? · · Score: 1
    I like Umberto Eco. I like Foucalt's Pendulum so much I have the Knight's Templar seal tattooed on my arm. But I don't think it's fair to say that comic authors can't write as complex and enaging fiction as traditional novelists.

    Take From Hell. It delves into everything from the various secret societies and royal entanglements of 19th Century England to a study in western mysticism and man's perception of time. That it's accompanied by pictures doesn't diminish it's weight. That it was turned into a slasher movie with terrible British accents is unfortunate.

    Certainly most comic writers aren't as good as Alan Moore, but most novelists aren't as good as Umberto Eco.

    As for Dark Knight Returns, I'm a big Batman puss and get all weepy at the end where he says "This will be a good life."