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  1. Re:Yes, but... on New Headphones Generate Sound With Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1

    You might be thinking of plasma tweeters. Back in the late 70s/early 80s. 10K1980$ a pair. Just tweets.

    They had a gas flame that was made to generate sound with an electric field.

    [snip]

    You may be thinking of Hill Type 1 Plasmatronics that were $10k a pair back in the late 70s. The tweeters were both amazing and possibly hazardous to your health due to the ozone emitted into the room. The sound from the other drivers in the speakers couldn't keep up with the tweeters, though, especially the woofers. And unfortunately the tube amps built in to drive them were horribly unreliable, and each speaker had a helium tank you would have to get filled once in a while. Not to mention cosmetics that made them look like cobbled together lab equipment, not something you would put in your living room.

    Note: Typical electrostatics already have membranes that weigh less then the air they're moving.

    Your dog _might_ be able to distinguish between plasma and normal electrostatics. Not that electrostatics are exactly cheap or small.

    Electrostatics that do real bass are by necessity large due to dipole cancellation. I own and sell Sound Lab electrostatics, which are some of the largest and most expensive of their type. While I will admit that a full range plasma speaker could potentially outperform an electrostatic, almost no full range plasma speakers have ever been built. In 1992 a French company showed a prototype full range cold air plasma speaker at the Consumer Electronics Show, but it never saw the light of day and the company went out of business. Nelson Pass of Threshold and Pass Labs had a full range plasma speaker but had to dismantle it due to the large amounts of ozone produced.

  2. He was preceded by 16 years on He Fixed 300,000+ Machines - America's Oldest Typewriter Repairman Dies At 96 · · Score: 1

    Jesse White, the Maytag repairman, died in January 1997. We live in an increasingly disposable world.

  3. And in related news on How Joel Spolsky Shot Down a Microsoft Patent In 15 Minutes · · Score: 2

    A patent application has been filed for "Single Seating Furniture Anger Relief System", submitted by, you guessed it, Steve Ballmer.

  4. Advertising on PCWorld Magazine Is No More · · Score: 5, Funny

    So where are Compuserve and AOL going to get all their customers?

  5. Re:Considering the reputation that megaupload had on Kim Dotcom's Mega Claims 1 Million Users Within 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    ...he will have trouble monitizing the service without becoming obnoxious.

    Too late. He's got that covered.

  6. For $450 on It Costs $450 In Marketing To Make Someone Buy a $49 Nokia Lumia · · Score: 0

    For $450 I can buy a pretty decent office chair.

  7. Reinventing the wheel on Is It Time To End Our Love Affair With the QWERTY Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    The day this becomes popular will be the day the US goes metric. Nuff sed.

  8. I know of a perfect place for those 97MM pages on After Android Trial, Google Demands $4M From Oracle · · Score: 1

    Lanai. Aloha, Larry!

  9. It sounds as though on Facebook, Zuckerberg Sued Over IPO · · Score: 1

    the honeymoon is over for Zuckerberg.

  10. It's not just you on HP To Cut 30,000 Jobs · · Score: 1

    The use of H.P. is pretty rare. Nearly as bothersome is the use of H-P by the press. Nobody says I.B.M., do they? Then why H.P.? I've never owned an H.P. product or H-P product, but lots of HP calculators, printers, computers, etc.

  11. He sounds like on Resumegate Continues At Yahoo: Thompson Out As CEO, Levinsohn In · · Score: 1

    He sounds like some kind of....oh wait, that's the company name.

  12. Not until on Is Google the New Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Not until Sergei starts throwing chairs.

  13. Because on Why Did It Take So Long To Invent the Wheel? · · Score: 1

    Because they wanted to make sure they got it right the first time?

  14. Ergo the expression on Ask Slashdot: Dividing Digital Assets In Divorce? · · Score: 1

    All your data belong to us.

  15. Yet another failure, like Wave? on Google 'Solve For X' Website Goes Live · · Score: 2

    Looks like a solution in search of a problem.

  16. Substantive proof on Chinese Boy Claims To Have Cat-Like Night Vision · · Score: 2

    that you are what you eat.

  17. Speaking of living on Megaupload Shutdown: Should RapidShare and Dropbox Worry? · · Score: 1
    He'd have almost certainly escaped any legal problems once everything was shut down, and he could've just quietly taken his money and lived high off the hog for the rest of his life.

    One look at Kim and you know the guy didn't miss many meals. Talk about living high off the hog...he was a living example.

    I'm betting he'll commit suicide. He's already tried eating himself to death.

  18. Buh-bye! on Microsoft Says Goodbye To CES · · Score: 0

    Don't let any chairs hit you on the way out!

  19. So what about on Microsoft Patent Aims To Curb Obnoxious Employee Behavior · · Score: 1

    So what about spitting on people (Gates) and throwing chairs (you know who)? And what about cursing?

  20. Whitman announces stunning strategy shift at HP on Sources Say Meg Whitman To Become HP CEO · · Score: 1

    In related news, HP's soon to be not yet CEO Meg Whitman announced a plan to spin off every line of business in HP's portfolio but calculators. "We see a tremendous opportunity in handheld calculating devices," Whitman stated, in a not actually quite yet a CEO interview with selected members of an online calculator forum. "The value of physical buttons cannot be over-emphasized. Take that, iPhone!"

    In separate interview, almost pre-announced HP CEO Meg Whitman announced a patent suite against Google, Oracle, Microsoft, Facebook and IBM. Two patents are at issue. The first describes a "method and apparatus for summing two numbers." The second concerns "A cookbook recipe for making calculator keys feel nice and clicky without necessarily indicating a successful registering of the keystroke."

    The announcement was coupled with a new video depicting Google CEO Eric Schmidt as a bizarrely garbed wolf among a flock of hapless calculator toting sheep.

    (credit to Howard Owen)

  21. Page should know on Judge Wants Ellison, Page To Settle Differences · · Score: 4, Funny

    Page should know you don't negotiate with terrorists. Ellison is a software terrorist.

  22. Has anybody else noticed on Porn-Industry Outsiders Fear 'Shakedown' In .XXX TLD · · Score: 1

    that the XXX URL suffix is typed with one hand?

  23. Headline above is wrong on HP Spinning Off WebOS and Exiting Hardware Business · · Score: 1

    The WSJ article, among other news stories, makes it clear that HP is spinning off the PC division, i.e. selling it, not shutting it. Conversely, they aren't spinning off the WebOS/Palm division, they're killing it.

  24. Surprising and disappointing on Apple Patents Cutting 3.5mm Jack in Half · · Score: 1
    Not only do they want to give you lower fidelity, they want to force manufacturers to build their products with such inferior plugs, in which no doubt Apple will be heavily invested and for which they will charge exorbitant licensing fees to plug makers.

    Maybe it's time to patent the half-cylindrical shape.

  25. Like I said on Oracle's Java Policies Are Destroying the Community · · Score: 1