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  1. Re:This site has really jumped the shark on Nuclear Crisis Stopped Time In Japan · · Score: 1

    But did the shark have lasers on it's head?

  2. Re:Sorry on FBI Wants You To Solve Encrypted Notes From Murder · · Score: 1

    The FBI would have arrested that lousy browncoat trator on site!

  3. Let me get this straight... on Microsoft Buys 666,000 IP Addresses · · Score: 1

    Nortel is still in business? And still has an asset worth $74 mil?

  4. Re:Need to find old manufacturing consultant on Japanese Chip Shutdown Causing Shortages · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And he will point out that the cost savings from the past ten years of Just In Time offset any losses due to the situation in Japan and other catastrophies many times over.

  5. Re:maybe they'll settle on Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion · · Score: 1

    No, they will 'lobby' congress to authorize copyright death squads.

  6. Re:Drizzle? on Drizzle Hits General Availability · · Score: 1

    If only Linus had named his OS SyphOS, Just think of how it would have, er, "spread" by now.

  7. Yawn on Large Hadron Collider is a Time Machine? · · Score: 2

    Wake me when the headlines read "LHC researcher wins multiple lotteries".

  8. Re:James Mason Continues... on NASA Wants To Zap Space Junk With Lasers · · Score: 1

    And this plan that i propose will cost (pinky to moth) ONE BIIIILIEEEON DOLLARS! (strokes hairless cat)

  9. Re:Can't wait 'til we get Duh Bush out! on White House Wants New Copyright Law Crackdown · · Score: 1

    I would settle for Democrats that are Liberal and Republians that are Conservitave. Both parties have become bad parodies of each other and themselves.

  10. Re:I will be closing my BOA account.... on Anonymous Leaks Internal Bank of America Emails · · Score: 1

    My Serta fund has been consistently outperforming most of my other investments for the past several years.

  11. Re:The scene from 24 on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    They would have caught the terrorists much sooner if they weren't wasting so much time extolling the virtues of thier new Cicso equipment.

  12. Charlie Sheen for President! on Utah To Teach USA is a Republic, Not a Democracy · · Score: 1

    Why not, he's not any nuttier than a large percentage of our elected officials.

  13. Re:Be still my heart ! on DOJ Anti-trust Investigation of MPEG-LA · · Score: 1

    A certian G. Lucas, citing his patent 'A method for placing objects and persons in stasis by means of encasing in Carbonite' demanded payment for patent infringement and the un-freezing of 'unnecessary' government workers was required as part of the settlement.

  14. Re:"Chain of Fools" on Upgrading From Windows 1.0 To Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    +1 Aretha Franklin

  15. Re:Oh, it was Voluntary! on Employer Facebook Password Requests Suspended · · Score: 1

    It's like how taxes are voluntary: You have the option of going to jail instead.

  16. Re:My soul on Anonymous Isn't Anonymous Anymore · · Score: 1

    This would have been funnier if you had posted as Anonymous Coward.

  17. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience on Texas Student Attends School As a Robot · · Score: 1

    parent: Your son gave my daughter a computer virus!

  18. Re:Depends on model year on What Exactly Is a Galaxy? · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a line of Android based snartphones and tablets manufactured by Samsung.

  19. Re:A tip for management on Hackers Bringing Telnet Back · · Score: 1

    IT Worker reaponse: But we're using telnet to support a mission critical DOS era application that YOU wouldn't approve the funding to replace. And besides it's configured to require IPSec encryption and authentication so it's at least as secure as SSH.

  20. I disagree... on 3D Cinema Doesn't Work and Never Will · · Score: 1

    And I submit my bank balance as proof. - James Cameron

  21. Re:I already saw The Matrix IV on Reeves Rumors Reversed · · Score: 1

    'inception' was nominated for a Best Picture Academy Award earlier today so you are probably in the minority. (I thought it was OK but i'm not sure it merits a Best Picture nomination.)

  22. Re:Yay, Open Source! on Fedora Infrastructure Compromised · · Score: 1

    Are you sure he didn't die laughing?

  23. Re:Next time you're at an airport, think about thi on Terrorists Bomb Moscow Airport · · Score: 1

    Obviously the solution is to set up another layer of scanners and TSA pat-downs at the enterances to the airport...

  24. Re:oh my on Scientists Advocate Replacing Cattle With Insects · · Score: 1

    'vegetarian' is an old Native American term for "One with poor hunting skills"

  25. Sounds like SharePoint on Apache To Steward NASA-Built Middleware · · Score: 2

    or perhaps I've been around the PHBs for too long...