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  1. Translation From Apple Speak on Apple Tells Lawmakers iPhones Are Not Listening In On Consumers (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    We are listening and recording.

  2. is $2,295 considered to be a good price.

  3. Re:Need a better word than "smartphone" on Number of Mobile Calls Drops For the First Time (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Crackberries then.

  4. Thanos To The Rescue! on Earth Overshoot Day Came Early This Year. That's a Bad Thing. (popsci.com) · · Score: 2

    We just have to kill 1/2 the population of the Earth.

    That should fix it!

  5. Excellent Leashes. on Call Me, Comrade: The Surprise Rise of North Korean Smartphones (nknews.org) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Leash, Tracking Device AND a Bug!

    If cellphones didn't exist Dictators would have to invent them.

  6. Microsoft enters the lucrative Protection Racket Business!

  7. Take off you shoes and lets us feel you up FOR SECURITY REASONS.

  8. Blame the Colleges.

    Raising the cost two or three times the rate of inflation for 20 years will do that.

  9. Red Panda! on Mozilla Is Rebranding Firefox and Wants Your Feedback (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 2

    They can call the Email Client "Panda Express"

  10. False Job Description on Ask Slashdot: Why Did You Quit Your Last Job? · · Score: 2

    Hired as a server and Network Administrator.

    What it REALLY was: They wanted an Accountant. Find and tag 500.000 or so mobile devices spread accross the world with only a car and Active Directory as resources. No travel budget.

    Um.. No.

  11. Cryptocurrency meshes well with the Elbonian currency called the Eye-Crud!

  12. Re:cart before the horse? on The Peculiar Math That Could Underlie the Laws of Nature (quantamagazine.org) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember Mathematics only MODELS reality. It isn't reality itself. It is just a model of reality we can understand and manipulate.

  13. THEN it takes 40 minutes to reboot!

    One whole hour of you ay GONE!

    Why not only install updates late at instead? 3 AM would be good.

  14. 24% on Facebook Shares Drop On Revenue Miss (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Facebook plunges more than 24 percent on revenue miss and projected slowdown.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/25/facebook-earnings-q2-2018.html

    But it is still 76% of what it was yesterday.

  15. Re:How do they know it's H2O? on Evidence Detected of Lake Beneath the Surface of Mars (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting there is Oil on Mars?

    What else could it be at that temputure and pressure? It isn't CO2.

  16. Drill Baby Drill on Evidence Detected of Lake Beneath the Surface of Mars (cnn.com) · · Score: 0

    Bruce Willis is available, lets drill in to it!

  17. This is a Models Brain! on A Nanoscale Look At a Complete Fly Brain (cemag.us) · · Score: 1

    Actual size!

  18. How about keeping them all blind with different identities for each so you can know who sold your data to a Spammer or worse?

  19. It tastes like GrandMa!

  20. Modern Life Services... on Microsoft's Plan To Try To Win Back Consumers With 'Modern Life Services' (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Welcome to Microsoft how may we monitize and screw up your whole life for profit today?

  21. I'm sure the Russians would NEVER.. on Killer Robots Would Be 'Dangerously Destabilizing' Force in the World, Tech Leaders Warn (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 2

    Create killed Robots.

    Putin pinkie promised!

  22. The earlier band Def Gerbil never really took off.

    Then they got a new manager and changed their name.

  23. Right up till it fails. on Software Beats Animal Tests at Predicting Toxicity of Chemicals (nature.com) · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but the SOFTWARE said it DIDN'T cause cancer!

  24. More like winning Buzzword Bingo.

    Like putting everything "In The Cloud!"

    Why?

    Just because it was in Forbes or the Wall Street Journal?

  25. Stop Breaking The Law! on Malls In California Are Sending License Plate Information To ICE (theweek.com) · · Score: 1

    It is easy. Try it!