User: Zorro

Customer Service

On: Windows 10 Pro Is a Dead End For the Enterprise, Gartner Says (computerworld.com)

What do they expect if they continue to screw their customers?

What is a TV?

On: When Did TV Watching Peak? (theatlantic.com)

NT.

Uber Solves Los Angeles Homeless problem

On: Uber's Self-Driving Car Saw Pedestrian 6 Seconds Before Fatal Strike, Says Report (tucson.com)

The New Uber Terminator Car will eliminate any unwanted pedestrians.

Ask us how!

Re:Jurassic Climate

On: Missing Climate Goals Could Cost the World $20 Trillion (technologyreview.com)

Except sea/ocean levels would be drastically different, millions would not think it's a better climate to live in.

No one will miss California and Florida.

Re:Jurassic Climate

On: Missing Climate Goals Could Cost the World $20 Trillion (technologyreview.com)

Dinosaurs - 100% of modern level.

Jurassic Climate

On: Missing Climate Goals Could Cost the World $20 Trillion (technologyreview.com)

Mean atmospheric O2 - 130 % of modern level.
Mean atmospheric CO2 content - . 1950 ppm. 7 times pre-industrial level.
Mean surface temperature - 16.5 C. 3 C above modern level.

I HATE cold weather. I would say this would be a better climate to live in.

British Porn Laws

On: Pornhub Launches VPNhub, Its Own Virtual Private Network App (venturebeat.com)

Remember that Digital Economy Act?

So much for age checks.

Nude Pic Insurance!

On: Facebook Asks British Users To Submit Their Nudes as Protection Against Revenge Porn (betanews.com)

Just send me all the nude photos of you and $20 year to me and I will ensure they aren't posted to the internet.

But if you miss a payment well...

BACK TO THE FUTURE....

On: NYC Transit Boss Unveils Sweeping 10-Year Subway Modernization Plan (nbcnewyork.com)

Trains just like good old 1899.

Carrie Fisher

On: The US Military is Funding an Effort To Catch Deepfakes and Other AI Trickery (technologyreview.com)

Supports deep fakes.

She said so this morning at a Disney press conference.

River Monsters

On: Legend of Loch Ness Monster Will Be Tested With DNA Samples (apnews.com)

Jeremy Wade checked it out.

Lochness connects to the ocean and occasionally gets seals, sturgeon, killer whales and dolphins.

Case closed.

We kinow what Europe is.

On: European Lawmakers Asked Mark Zuckerberg Why They Shouldn't Break Up Facebook (theverge.com)

Now he is merely negotiating their price.

Prime Citizen

On: Amazon Pushes Facial Recognition to Police, Prompting Outcry Over Surveillance (nytimes.com)

You are either a Prime Citizen or a Suspect.

83% Of Wild Mammals

On: Human Race Just 0.01% of All Life But Has Destroyed 83% of Wild Mammals, Study Finds (theguardian.com)

Were found to make tasty BBQ and to not run too fast to catch.

Glorious Leader

On: Satellite Data Strongly Suggests That China, Russia and Other Authoritarian Countries Are Fudging Their GDP Reports (washingtonpost.com)

North Korea wishes to point out its superiority in cloaking devices.

They only appear to be in the dark.

Re:Hmm.

On: The Boston Restaurant Where Robots Have Replaced the Chefs (washingtonpost.com)

If there are no people cooking, who is going to spit in my food?

Bender can do that too.

The Bender Flipping Unit

On: The Boston Restaurant Where Robots Have Replaced the Chefs (washingtonpost.com)

"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

Fools and Money

On: Investors Have Placed $1 Billion in Cryptocurrency Offerings Rampant With Red Flags For Fraud (cnbc.com)

You don't have to be smart to be Rich.

But it helps if you want to keep it.

All about the $$$

On: Researchers Say a Breathalyzer Has Flaws, Casting Doubt On Countless Convictions (zdnet.com)

A Drunk Driving conviction is big business in California.

Of course they would tweak the test to get more and more money.

You can easily spend $15K if you get one.

Doesn't Matter.

On: Senate Democrats Force a Vote To Restore Net Neutrality (theverge.com)

Your bill will go up anyway.

Idiocracy

On: Potential New Cure Found For Baldness (bbc.com)

But does it also prolong and strengthen erections too?

The Cause of the Next Depression

On: The New York Stock Exchange Teases Plan To Launch Cryptocurrency Trading (thenextweb.com)

Cryptocurrency trading.

Whoever thought it up will in the end destroy millions of lives.

There IS a place made mostly of dirt!

On: Can We Live Without Concrete? (cnn.com)

It is called North Dakota. Go there sometime. Then you will be getting yourself some Concrete instead!

FACEDOT!

On: Facebook Placed An Employee Who Harvested User Data For Cambridge Analytica On Leave (buzzfeed.com)

Coming soon!

Muslim Countries?

On: Tech Conferences Moving North as Trump Policies Turn Off Attendees (financialpost.com)

Because so many great ideas and people come from those countries?

Not really.