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  1. Re:500 Million ?? on Pirate Bay to Purchase Sealand? · · Score: 1

    The UK does not recognise the independence of Sealand
    Not actually wrong, but sort of incorrect. The UK Legal system has made judgements that SeaLand is not UK territory, and officially working in Sealand is also working "overseas".

    Of course, being a nation does mean that the UK is not responsible for the defense of Sealand, and the UK can also declare war on separate nations, and occupying Sealand would be a bit easier than Iraq..... :-)

  2. TCP/IP Over Dolphon on Pirate Bay to Purchase Sealand? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they going to use TCP/IP over dolphin carrier?

    TCP/IP over Aquatic Mammal carriers, as it is more officially known, is simply an modification of
    RFC1149 (A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers).

    The above spec has been "embraced and extended" for Aquatic Mammal use; (much) larger packet sizes are supported, as well as a separate optional High Frequency Audio command channel, which is sometimes used for Relay transmission of packets, and the possibility of dynamic packet routing..

  3. I put it down to Aliens on Bugged Canadian Coins? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The metal based aliens simply made a mistake and implanted their tracking devices in what they thought was the dominant life form on the planet. OTOH, maybe money is the dominant life form....

  4. Re: on Bugged Canadian Coins? · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    the Canadian Dollar is close to reaching parity with the US Dollar.

    That statement is exactly the same as saying the Canadian Dollar is valueless. The US Dollar is on its way with reaching parity with zero. :-)

  5. I believe on Enter The 2160p HDTV · · Score: 4, Funny

    I shall make a case for my living room viewing to be a "high end industrial application" :-)

  6. Minor Correction on NASA Will Go Metric On the Moon · · Score: 1

    I'm British too, but the distance to the Sun is one of those things I automatically remember in miles (93million, give or take) before performing the 8/5 multiplication to km. Planetary distances fall into the fun category, its only when we get to Light Years that I somehow switch to metric, based on the speed of light being 300,000 km/sec although even here I still think of the Imperial 186,000 miles/sec equivalent.

  7. KDE 4.0 to be ported to Windows on A Sneak Preview of KDE 4 · · Score: 1

    So we're runniong one GUI to run an entirely different one? Does this seem ever so slightly perverse? :-)

  8. Mad? on Creating Prion-Free Cows · · Score: 1

    ARS, with assistance from researchers at Hematech and the University of Texas, evaluated the cattle using careful observation, post-mortem examination of two of the animals ...I'd be livid!

  9. Drinking and Navy on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 1

    Even then, they knew you lived longer drinking alcohol than water.

  10. Re:alternatively on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 1

    Whoa, this is a members only bar, you've got to Register and sign in.

  11. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over on Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two Civil Servants talking in the corridor
    CS #1: Hey, we've got some money we haven't spent yet.
    CS #2: But if we don't spend it, our budget will be lower next year
    CS #1: I know this place with leather clad women with whips and ....
    CS #2: Nice idea, but we've got to at least be seen to attempt to spend it responsibly
    CS #1: There's these wacky consultancies who try to predict the future, why don't we employ some of them. At least we can get a laugh reading the reports.
    CS #2: Great Idea, I'll recommend it to the Minister immediately. Of course, I'll present it in terms of looking for competitive advantages....
    CS #1: Sure, he's up for a reshuffle and won't give it a second glance anyway. Just put the approval form in the bottom of his Red Box and he'll sign it automatically.

  12. NotePad doesn't cut it on Why Does Everyone Hate Microsoft? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Paint is good enough for most basic needs, but Notepad is much too basic. One of my first actions is to load up a decent replacement for NotePad, whether its CrimsonEditor, Notepad++, GVim for Windows, Nedit...

    Both applications have barely evolved over the last 15 years, but could have offered a lot more functionality without becoming bloated.

  13. Hmmm on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Medieval 2: Total War, where one also converts or exterminates ones enemies, or [Doom|Quake] [1-4] should also be banned, or....? The list would be endless.

    The plot outline of the game is tawdry, but banning is far to good for it. I think it's just an excuse to drum up sales for something that will be a cut price game by March next year.

  14. If he returns to the PHP after discussions on PHP Security Expert Resigns · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would a suitable headline be "Goaded, Esser Back"?

    Apologies to Douglas R. Hofstadter

  15. In other news on Online Store to Sue Blogger Over Google Ranking? · · Score: 1

    Pron sites are suing his brother and fellow blogger Mike Hunt for ranking higher when certain searches are carried out in Google.....

  16. Baiji extinct on White Dolphin Functionally Extict · · Score: 1

    I blame the thousands of Indian restaurants serving onion baijis. They will now have to turn to substitutes for this traditional Indian delicacy

  17. Antithykera Jokes summary... on Mystery of Ancient Calculator Finally Cracked · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
    Netcraft says Antithykera Mechanisms are dying.....
    Does it have any Y0K rollover problems?
    Is the OS written by Linus?
    Does it run Windows?
    Did the Romans and Greeks do any Case Mods for this?
    Was sinking the boat the first Denial of Service attack?
    Users fail to upgrade to Antithykera 2.0 from Abacus 1.0!
    Antithykera Positioning System receiver fails to replace Astrolabe due to lack of satellite coverage...
    Some (but not all) of these are elsewhere

  18. Re:Nice on The Dark Side of the PlayStation 3 Launch · · Score: 1

    Whats so good about his userId?

  19. Re:The economics are hopeless. on Wave-Powered Desalination · · Score: 1

    Heating water ain't cheap in some parts of the world.

    Yes, but normally the parts of the world where water is scarce normally have plenty of heat available in the form of solar energy. The only exception which comes to mind is the deserts in the Antarctic.

  20. Re:Not much risk of running out on Wave-Powered Desalination · · Score: 1

    So long as there's a Moon there'll be a power source.

    And even if there wasn't a moon, there is always the odd subsea earthquake to generate suitable waves for energy. Just think how much desalinated water a Beowulf cluster of these devices could generate from tidal waves!

  21. There can be only One on A Sunshade In Space To Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    It is a pity the same cannot be said of the number of Highlander comments in this article.

  22. Shhhh!.(why no mention of return) on Canadians Vie for Space Elevator Victory · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have a list of candidates for a one way trip.
    George Bush, Tony Blair ....

  23. OJSimpsonFS Jorunalling on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 1

    Journaling support was not present in v1.0 of OJSimpsonFS, and the FS was selective about which events were journalled. v 2.0 was also flawed as it reported false events.

  24. Re:SUPERMASSIVEBLACKHOLE on Survey of Super Massive Black Holes Completed · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only one that thought of the british band, "Muse" =D

    Or goatse :-)

  25. Why is he feeling lucky? on Survey of Super Massive Black Holes Completed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Almost every major galaxy including the Milky Way has been found to have a supermassive black hole at its core. The only lucky part is our sun not being near to the core of the galaxy, not which galaxy it is in.