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Online Store to Sue Blogger Over Google Ranking?

An anonymous reader writes "An online business owner is threatening to sue blog owner Dean Hunt (DeanHunt.com) because he is upset that the blog owner is doing better than his business in the Google search rankings. After an initial threat, Dean received a follow-up threatening to take legal action against him. So far Dean has elected not to name and shame this business owner."

365 comments

  1. Ranking.... by BWJones · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, well there are lots of blogs that do better than a number of businesses and organizations for whatever reasons Google assigns ranking. I get a number of amused emails from people that find Google ranks my blog higher than their dedicated sites for a shocking number of items. They want to know how I've engineered it, and I have to say I honestly don't know. But if they want to pay Google to increase their ranking above mine, go for it.

    I suspect part of the reason is my selective use of links in articles I post to supplement the content I post with targeted information, as well as my hosting it from my office in an educational institution. Occasionally getting linked from places like Slashdot, BoingBoing and Digg can't hurt either....

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    1. Re:Ranking.... by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Insightful

      google likes those who link and get linked. If your online store is poorly connected on the WWW then your ranking will be based on other factors that don't seem to be quite as important to google.

      My resume is better ranked on google than some (minor) online stores.

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    2. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you linking to your blog everywhere has something to do with it :P

    3. Re:Ranking.... by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They want to know how I've engineered it, and I have to say I honestly don't know. But if they want to pay Google to increase their ranking above mine, go for it.

      I routinely outrank local businesses that I write about on my site. Generally these businesses are unknown to Google and if I don't link to their actual site (it may not exist prior to me posting about them and them subsequently finding out that I gave them an unfavorable review).

      I have watched local businesses like Divinci's Pizza go in and out of business while trying to gain top Google ranking. I have also had pissed off business owners post to my site trying to prove that they aren't as bad as I said they were.

      Why am I ranked higher? Probably because of Slashdot and the various other blogs that link back to me (I'm somewhere around 270 links). Other than that, who the fuck knows.

    4. Re:Ranking.... by kanani · · Score: 2, Informative

      "suspect part of the reason is my selective use of links in articles I post to supplement the content I post with targeted information,"... Or maybe because you embed the link into every slashdot post?

    5. Re:Ranking.... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The part I find bizarre is this:

      Exactly how does the online business owner figure that the blog owner, Dean Hunt, bears any responsibility for how Google ranks his blog with respect to the online store? Only Google is responsible for how it ranks pages. I suppose the business owner can sue Google, but somehow I doubt he'd get very far, considering that Google doesn't owe the shop owner anything in terms of pageranking unless he entered into some sort of contract with Google, but that's all between him and Google, right?

    6. Re:Ranking.... by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Or maybe because you embed the link into every slashdot post?

      Absolutely as it is part of my sig. Why would I not do that as Slashdot ranking has its advantages.

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    7. Re:Ranking.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      " If your online store is poorly connected on the WWW then your ranking will be based on other factors that don't seem to be quite as important to google."

      What I find even more amusing...that so many people thing the internet was constructed primarily for commerce...when in fact, that is only a fairly recent by-product.

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    8. Re:Ranking.... by kanani · · Score: 1

      Not saying you shouldn't do it as part of your sig, or part of the post, or both, as in the parent. Just supplementing your analysis with a bit of my own.

    9. Re:Ranking.... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I hope he does try to sue Google. Then, Google bans ANY listing for his stoopid site.

      Also, Google has more money than God...

    10. Re:Ranking.... by Gregory+Cox · · Score: 1

      Aren't all links in Slashdot posts marked nofollow, meaning they have zero effect on PageRank?

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    11. Re:Ranking.... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

      You know, if you google for either obvioustroll or porkchop_d_clown, I'm the first hundred or so hits.

      But the real question is, who's going to sue me?

    12. Re:Ranking.... by slimey_limey · · Score: 1

      Not in signatures or comment bodies. The ones in the headers are nofollow, however.

    13. Re:Ranking.... by kanani · · Score: 1

      I couldn't tell you either way. Of course, the only one that ever visits my page is me so I didn't spend much time looking at PageRank. When I google myself I don't even come back as the first listing, and that's using my full name.

    14. Re:Ranking.... by Christopher_Edwardz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would imagine that the business owners are attempting to "fool" google's ranking system. They just assume that Dean Hunt is trying and beating them and they're crying foul.

      Perhaps they paid someone like a search engine placement company and feel a little angry at being cheated?

    15. Re:Ranking.... by IAmGarethAdams · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately Slashdot's robots.txt stops google looking at links on article pages

    16. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it hasn't helped my blog
      I suspect that google penalizes sites they ID as blogs (e.g. anything hosted on blogspot, typepad, etc.).
      I've found that obscure terms which only appear on a blog hosted by a major blogging service and on some random website are almost ranked so that the blogs are not in the top results.

    17. Re:Ranking.... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Check the robots.txt file on Slashdot. Google never sees your comments or journals.

    18. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://davincis.com/ is great however and from the looks of it much less expensive. They even have functional online ordering.

    19. Re:Ranking.... by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      Because the average non techie understands the internet a good deal less than the Senator from Alaska who described it as a series of tubes. And many small business owners have a persecution complex. I used to love patronizing small local businesses, and still do a lot of the time. But an astounding number of them are just plain jerks.

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    20. Re:Ranking.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 3, Funny
      When I google myself I don't even come

      Didn't you hear the warnings about hair growing on the bottom of your mouse if you do that too often?
    21. Re:Ranking.... by megaditto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No it isn't. Robots.txt does not include "article.pl" which is the article front page that shows all the comments.

      As long as your post is modded up and thus visible via article.pl, all your links get counted!

      In particular, all +5 Comments' links are registered by google.

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    22. Re:Ranking.... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Ah. I never noticed article.pl, for some reason.

    23. Re:Ranking.... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Okay, so I own a tree service company and call it Aardvark Tree Service, Inc. w00t! I get put first in the phone book!

      You come along and start "AAA Tree Service Co.", since you also figured out, as did I, that companies are listed in the phone book in alphabetical order. Does this mean I now get to sue you because you are now first in the phone book?

      This whole thing is just an utterly ridiculous penis measuring contest.

    24. Re:Ranking.... by fluor2 · · Score: 1

      Googlebot : WGET http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/

      It contain text: +1 point
      It contain no selling-shit: +1 point
      It contain .EDU domain: +194210391290381290859089230580953 points

      Googlebot finished.

    25. Re:Ranking.... by BWJones · · Score: 1

      LOL, yes indeed. You are probably right about that. Thanks for the laugh.

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    26. Re:Ranking.... by garcia · · Score: 1

      http://davincis.com/ is great however and from the looks of it much less expensive. They even have functional online ordering.

      Uhh, it was Divinci's Pizza. Not Davincis.

    27. Re:Ranking.... by grahammm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have often wished that stores would not get such a high google rank. Many a time I have used google to try and find information about a product only to find the first few pages of response to be filled with stores selling the product and (even worse) price comparison sites.

    28. Re:Ranking.... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      stores should pay for ads, isn't that sort of what google encourages?

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    29. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This whole thing is just an utterly ridiculous penis measuring contest.

      Finally, a use for those metric rulers graduated in millimeters.

    30. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly how does the online business owner figure that the blog owner, Dean Hunt, bears any responsibility for how Google ranks his blog with respect to the online store?

      Nowadays anything you say about any business can be actionable if the other business can make any tenuous connection to "disparagement". e.g. Consumer Reports was sued for saying the POS Suzuki SUV went tits up on sharp turns more easily than the competition. Oprah got sued by the beef industry's version of the **AA just for saying it was not the most healthful food on earth, or words to that effect. Some years back, as documented in some tropical fish newsgroup, some asshole aquarium shop owner tried to sue the ass off a poster who mentioned something about fish from the store who died earlier than expected, soon after purchase.

      Some people with tiny dicks think a lawyer is a good substitute.

    31. Re:Ranking.... by gravesb · · Score: 1

      Sometimes people think that things the feel should be wrong are illegal. It doesn't make much sense, but even in debates with future lawyers, I hear that argument, "Well, if it isn't that way, it should be!" The law is supposed to be definite and defined for that reason: so that people know what is legal and illegal, and we don't pay for a bunch of lawsuits that just waste everyone's time and money. The problem is that most people don't have a good sense of the law, and they either don't care what lawyers advise them to do, or they find lawyers who are willing to waste time and money for their personal profit.

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    32. Re:Ranking.... by ClassMyAss · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? I understand that comments.pl is marked disallow, but comments also show up in article.pl, which is not blocked. And yes, comment header links are marked nofollow, but not links in the body.

      Still, I'm not sure if it really matters - I don't have Google toolbar on this computer, so I can't check, but I wouldn't think that the Slashdot article pages have much Pagerank, anyways, since they disappear to the bowels of the site after a day or two, along with thousands of other old articles.

    33. Re:Ranking.... by denidoom · · Score: 1

      I cheered when I read it because I thought to myself for once they are ranking content above spam, I mean, commerce.

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    34. Re:Ranking.... by tepples · · Score: 1

      I understand that comments.pl is marked disallow, but comments also show up in article.pl, which is not blocked.

      As I understand it, Googlebot browses as Anonymous Coward, and Anonymous Coward can't see signatures.

    35. Re:Ranking.... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I own a tree service company and call it Aardvark Tree Service, Inc. w00t! I get put first in the phone book!

      You come along and start "AAA Tree Service Co."

      And get sued by the American Automobile Association?

    36. Re:Ranking.... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Google can see your comments on article.pl, so that's what matters.

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    37. Re:Ranking.... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      So it's not the sig, but what you put in the url field? In your case: http://www.pineight.com/lj/

      It'll be interesting to see how dynamic it can be - e.g. when you change it to something else, after making lots of posts.

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    38. Re:Ranking.... by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      The law is supposed to be definite and defined for that reason: so that people know what is legal and illegal, and we don't pay for a bunch of lawsuits that just waste everyone's time and money.

      That comment is pretty funny. The law is supposed... You are doing the same thing that your "future lawyers" did. The law is what the law is, and it is not definite and defined, except for the most simple. The more important law is, the more grey it becomes.

      The law does not exist until it is applied. There are different laws for different people, effectively, because the law is applied differently by human beings who perceive the law differently for different reasons. You and somebody else doing the exact same allegedly illegal thing in the exact same circumstances could very easily receive entirely opposed outcomes. The law exists when it is applied to a particular specific allegation by a court. Until then, it is contemplative. The concept that one is innocent until proven guilty is literal, because there is no mechanism in our society to determine guilt or innocence other than a court of law. Just because you know O.J. killed Nicole does not mean that he was guilty of murder. He wasn't.

      And this is exactly how our system should work. The alternative to a legal system with this uncertainty is worse. Those future lawyers, in our system, have a chance with the force of their legal argument to make "it should be" become "it is" in the the particular applications of the law in which they will participate.

      Larry

    39. Re:Ranking.... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, that explains why its been working so badly lately.

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    40. Re:Ranking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you've got FF, get the customizegoogle extension. Does a bunch of useful things.. including filter out certain domains from search results, with the intended purpose being that you can stop getting links from comparison sites.

    41. Re:Ranking.... by montyzooooma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's needed (and may even be available) is a google search term -shop.

    42. Re:Ranking.... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I love to patronise small businesses too, the little dears. I mean they might not be the biggest in the world but they do try ever so hard, Gravys little battlers I call them.

    43. Re:Ranking.... by zootm · · Score: 1

      I think the Slash code adds the rel="nofollow" attribute to links posted by any user that doesn't get the "karma bonus"; I've noticed it's attached to some posted links and not others, and that, from my very limited check just there, seems to be the relation. So only users with good karma can spam their blogs ;)

    44. Re:Ranking.... by bogado · · Score: 1

      I usually use "-price" or "-buy" that I know are present in most shops. :-D

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    45. Re:Ranking.... by thc69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those terms would also be common in non-store results. It's a good idea though; maybe stuff like -"add to cart" -"shopping cart"...

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    46. Re:Ranking.... by thc69 · · Score: 1

      *Whoosh!*

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    47. Re:Ranking.... by IAmGarethAdams · · Score: 1
      Just an fyi

      User-agent: Googlebot
      Crawl-delay: 100
      Disallow: /firehose.pl
      Disallow: /submit.pl
      Disallow: /comments.pl
      Disallow: /users.pl
      Disallow: /zoo.pl
      Disallow: firehose.pl
      Disallow: submit.pl
      Disallow: comments.pl
      Disallow: users.pl
      Disallow: zoo.pl
      Disallow: /~
      Disallow: ~


      Ok, nothing there, but below...

      User-agent: *
      Crawl-delay: 100
      Disallow: authors.pl
      Disallow: /index.pl
        Disallow: /article.pl
      Disallow: /comments.pl
      Disallow: /firehose.pl
    48. Re:Ranking.... by dsaraujo · · Score: 1

      Google realized that and developed Google Co-Op. There's a lot of customized Search Engine nowadays. I have a search engine specialized in RPG (Role Playing Games). When you do a search there, you won't get RPG programming language replies, and so on. If you wanna try it, it's on http://rpgsearchengine.googlepages.com/ .

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    49. Re:Ranking.... by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Put down the crackpipe. User "garcia" was obviously the whooshee, not you (assuming you're the same AC who posted the link to Davinci's).

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    50. Re:Ranking.... by ClassMyAss · · Score: 1

      Oops, you're right, I was hasty and didn't finish reading the whole file once I saw the Googlebot section. Any idea why they felt the need to reiterate that particular subset of disallows special for Googlebot, esp. since every one is also in the * listing?

    51. Re:Ranking.... by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      try www.gmbmg.com it just takes your queries, and redirects them to google, with a bunch -inurl tags to filter out the most online stores.

      Not perfect, but better than straight google searches if you are trying to research products.

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    52. Re:Ranking.... by Tarqwak · · Score: 1

      Not very accurate, instead you could use manually tuned Google based Search Excluding Shops that cleans up the first page of search results so that crappy shopping and spam sites aren't listed.

    53. Re:Ranking.... by thc69 · · Score: 1

      It's late and I'm tired...exactly what tuning happens behind the scenes there? It does seem effective.

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  2. Perhaps Its the Lawyer by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative
    So far Dean has elected not to name and shame this business owner.
    Maybe it's the Texan lawyer by the same name whose practice has been so far 100% litigation? The letter sure sounds like the author has found something in his books of law that give him just enough edge to use his firm in forcing this guy to settle out of court.

    Who ever is doing this, I'll bet there's some stupid law they can leverage that says that Top Level Domains (TLDs) should only be used for what they stand for. Afterall, the .com TLD is short for 'commercial' or 'commerce.' I know it claims to be 'open' but a blog isn't anything commercial so maybe these are just beginning petty threats that will lead to a domain squatting lawsuit? Either way, if the guy's so concerned, why hasn't he registered deanhunt.biz? If you think I'm out of my mind, you've never encountered a lawyer before.

    When I search for Dean Hunt, the blog beats any references to that lawyer's firm by a long shot but the links referring to the lawyer follow the blog immediately after it's #1 slot.

    Anyone else find it hilarious that all these news articles are going to Google bomb the blog into a no-way-beatable #1 position for at least a few months? And what's this guy supposed to do? Check Google daily to ensure that he hasn't offended this ranking implication that the online store claims should be in place superseding Google's pagerank?
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    1. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I doubt that guy is doing business online. His resume also implies that he isn't an idiot. Keep guessing.

    2. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Blogs are a form of news reporting, news is commerce and has been for years. Ergo, any kind of argument that a 'personal blog' has nothing to do with commerce is a horrible one.

      I'm not going to say that the quality of an argument doesn't mean anything in Texas.

      I'm not going to say that the quality of an argument doesn't mean anything in Texas.

      D'oh. Here it comes.

      'Reality Based Sources' show that the quality of arguments has no effect on their validity in Texas.

      There. I just couldn't resist.

    3. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by torstenvl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do Texans tell you to "expect a letter in the post"? That doesn't sound like a Texan to me.

    4. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Anyone who deals in designing or hosting web sites professionally as a service to other companies will tell you there are plenty of idiots doing business online.

    5. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on the poor quality of the email, I can virtually guarantee that it is not the lawyer you cited. Also, the email in no way indicates that the domain name is the problem.

    6. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One way to solve this problem.
      There are quite a bit of website administrators here.
      If at least a small % of them put the links to every one other than the lawyer in his page, then we can googlebomb the litigator out of first page, even.
      That should teach him

    7. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by MoeBot · · Score: 1

      Doubt it. The email makes it clear that the complaint is about a search term that Dean's blog is really not about: Dean's blog is definitely about Dean Hunt. There's a reference in the follow up to contacting a lawyer as well, which takes away from the scenario of this coming from a lawyer (though it's possible, I suppose).

      Also, the line from the follow up email: 'A letter in the post' seems out of synch with what a guy from Houston would write...

    8. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by punky · · Score: 1

      Very doubtful. First, a partner at a major law firm is going to use the firm's web address for any marketing / business (here, http://www.bakerlaw.com/), and not personal web address. Firms encourage all business-related activity to be officially through the firm, so any Google concerns would be for bakerlaw.com, not any personal domain. Second, an experienced trial lawyer (like I would presume Mr. Hunt, Esq. to be) would never engage in this particular moronic correspondence for two reasons -- (1) even if he was that moronic, he wouldn't have the time / patience to do it himself, and (2) he wouldn't written "I have also contacted my lawyer about this issue, so you should expect a letter in the post very soon" -- he would have come out with something far more confident and scary-sounding (even if horrendously misguided).

    9. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Quarters · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of blogs that make money: Consumerist.com, Lifehacker.com, Engadget.com, Gizmodo.com, Wonkette.com, TalkingPointsMemo, Photojojo, etc... ad infinitum.

      The argument that a blog can't be on .com because blogs aren't commercial is not valid.

    10. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Either way, if the guy's so concerned, why hasn't he registered deanhunt.biz? If you think I'm out of my mind, you've never encountered a lawyer before.

      I have encountered many lawyers. Hence .ass would be a better TLD for lawyer sites. Generally speaking of course.

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    11. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by Quintios · · Score: 1

      If the blog isn't commercial, why not make it commercial? Can't you put a banner ad at the top and earn some income? Wouldn't that then make it commercial and therefore able to justify using the .com TLD?

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    12. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by xantho · · Score: 1

      Well, if the guy can't win in court, then maybe he can sue in internet court. Though, if he wins, he'll only get paid in internet money.

    13. Re:Perhaps Its the Lawyer by nilbog · · Score: 1

      The term is not "Dean Hunt" as the writer of the email said your blog has nothing to do with "X." This probably means it's not a lawyer - it's just some crazy dude. And since we don't know what the term is, his optimization on that term isn't being helped by all the linking.

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  3. Cry me a river... by Marton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An undisclosed somebody is threatening to sue a poor little blogger over something. Come on. This is not news. Where are the facts?

    1. Re:Cry me a river... by epiphani · · Score: 1

      News: Google changes search results for business over blog
      Not News: Small business files weightless and doomed lawsuit over Google ranking.
      Slashdot: Some blogger receives email from business complaining about Google ranking.

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    2. Re:Cry me a river... by udderly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Facts? Facts? We don't need no stinking facts!

    3. Re:Cry me a river... by Quebec · · Score: 1

      I agree with the comment: without the facts this is not a worthy story

    4. Re:Cry me a river... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      But great marketing for this guy's little blog, and his own business too, no?

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    5. Re:Cry me a river... by Beeman · · Score: 1

      I'm the number one google hit for stupidology (as in the Federal Institute of Stupidology). Maybe this guy should give me a run for my money.

    6. Re:Cry me a river... by JasonTik · · Score: 1

      It is sad that this came to be modded Insightful, and Informative, but not Funny.

    7. Re:Cry me a river... by udderly · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm confused about that too. Truthfully though, it's not even that funny.

  4. BWHAHAH by jrwr00 · · Score: 1

    Haha, you have to love morons on the internet thinking they own the world

    1. Re:BWHAHAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amazing how often the masses of slashdotters cripple servers. "Oh no! I've been slashdotted!" Does "slashdotted" appear as a verb yet in Webster's?

    2. Re:BWHAHAH by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      No, "truthiness" was this year's winner. Unless "slashdotted" cripples the next presidential election by jamming all those voting machines, I don't expect to see that word in any dictionary.

    3. Re:BWHAHAH by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 0

      The Internet is not just something you can own, it's not a truck. It's-it's a series of tubes.

      Actually, I take that back; it is possible to pwn on the Internet.

    4. Re:BWHAHAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The digg community are now claiming that their version of the word is more correct. Pah, kids! "dugg down" my beh-ARSE.

    5. Re:BWHAHAH by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

      For those who haven't caught on, "pinkpanther05" is Dean Hunt, trying to stir interest in his fake story. Look at his posting history.

  5. This isn't news by madhatter256 · · Score: 1

    Dean Hunt needs to stop exploiting Google Ranking. Since when are blogs a good source of information? its all biased and geared towards biased views.

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    1. Re:This isn't news by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      Not that I advocate taking them seriously, but conservative radio talk show hosts seem to pay a lot of attention to what various bloggers have to say. And lets be honest now, there isn't one unbiased news source out there anymore. If you're alive, then you have an opinion, and your opinion will color whatever it is you're trying to write about.

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    2. Re:This isn't news by rmac217 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, screw blogs. I mean I don't know anybody who reads the dumb things anyway. I especially don't know anyone who spends all day clicking reload on any blogs watching for new things to post and whiles away hours searching the internet for things that they can submit for "first post"... oh... crap... (cue crying game music)

  6. Dump him to page 4 by totallygeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be funny to duplicate the content and massively interlink sites to drop the business page ranking even worse. Does anyone know if this approach has been successfully attempted in the past?

    1. Re:Dump him to page 4 by stevesliva · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb [wikipedia.org]
      I believe the GP was looking for the opposite. A decrease in page rank for a specific term.
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    2. Re:Dump him to page 4 by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Right, by Google bombing other sites to knock the target out of the top rankings.

  7. /.ed already by fractalus · · Score: 0
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    1. Re:/.ed already by fractalus · · Score: 1

      ...and of course somehow I managed to post the same link twice... ...oops...

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    2. Re:/.ed already by emil10001 · · Score: 1

      Here's the link to the initial correspondence (I think).

  8. Simple by torstenvl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FRCP 12(b)(6) the thing. Plaintiff has not stated a claim upon which relief can be granted. Then you're done.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even simpler than that -- no one said anything about anyone suing anyone. Someone got their panties in a knot and sent an absurd e-mail, and for some reason the Slashdot community is upset at some theoretical lawyer.

    2. Re:Simple by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

      I suppose he could make some sort of an argument for fraud if he was motivated.

  9. The blogger's problem? by Non-CleverNickName · · Score: 1

    What's the point of suing the blogger? If Google is the one that creates the page rankings, and is the reason why that blog is ranked higher than his website, how is it the blogger's fault?

    Maybe TFA explained it, but it's /. traffic killed it...

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    1. Re:The blogger's problem? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's the point of suing the blogger? If Google is the one that creates the page rankings, and is the reason why that blog is ranked higher than his website, how is it the blogger's fault?

      I'm sorry, sir, but we won't be needing you and your fancy rational thinking on the jury. Have a nice day!

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  10. Re:please counter-sue by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lawsuit isn't needed anymore. By posting the story to /. as an anonymous coward, the store owner just blasted the bloggers website off the net. Now google'ers will bypass the downed blog website, and go on to the store.

    Brilliant!

  11. News in Brief: Slashdot assists in bogus claim! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that deanhunt has been slashdotted, the bogus claimant can rejoice, for deanhunt no longer exists (at least for a few hours).

    1. Re:News in Brief: Slashdot assists in bogus claim! by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      The bogus part is that there is no bogus claimant.

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  12. Even easier. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Put a little link at the top of his site saying "If you're looking for Texas lawyer .... click here (link)".

    What's next? Students sued because they're more popular than the unpopular students? "Sally only won home coming queen because she's a cheerleader and promiscuous! It's UNFAIR!"

    TV ad - Was your child devastated when she wasn't voted home coming queen? The law offices of Dewey Cheatum can help. We also provide Google ranking services.

    1. Re:Even easier. by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sally only won home coming queen because she's a cheerleader and promiscuous!

      I'd like to meet this Sally.

    2. Re:Even easier. by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      ..."Law offices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe."

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    3. Re:Even easier. by dourk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Put a little link at the top of his site saying "If you're looking for Texas lawyer .... click here (link)".

      No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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      Wake up.
    4. Re:Even easier. by nemik · · Score: 1

      I hear she makes appearances on NBC's Dateline.

    5. Re:Even easier. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next? Students sued because they're more popular than the unpopular students?

      Get ready -- with the US government expanding revenue and power over the people every year (as it has more or less every year for the past 100+ years), there must come some point where that exact absurdity is set to occur. (What else could possibly make it occur but runaway government?) You only have to think of government as the business it really is, and realize (or admit, for some of us) that government's only tool and core foundation is pure coercion. At any point in time government owns a certain percentage of the "market" of society, measured by the depth of which its special "right" to employ coercion penetrates into society, which would otherwise be measured in voluntary association. The bigger government becomes, the more of the "market" they overtake, and the less of the "market" represented by free will. Logically, every absurdity -- even the most absurd absurdities of all -- which could potentially be achieved through coercion WILL, at some point, be made possible by the sheer size of government and its "market share" on society. If government passes that threshold point, it WILL happen.

      Keep in mind that 100 years ago, the notion of criminalizing recreational drugs (such as opium, cannabis, and alcohol) was considered not only absurd, but outright oppressive. Likewise, the notion of suing your neighbor for slipping on his wet sidewalk would have been laughed right out of court (or more likely would have never made it to the courthouse door). Nowadays, as we know, such blatant examples of injustice are not only accepted, but even advocated by the subject class, even as their god-given right to freedom is stripped from them year after year. The unfortunate reality is that indoctrination works, and the bigger and more powerful government becomes, the more indoctrination they are capable of.

    6. Re:Even easier. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law offices of Dewey Cheatum can help.

      Whatever happened to the other partner in this law firm, Mr. Howe?

    7. Re:Even easier. by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      "Sally" is Stone Phillips?

      Stone Phillips is "Sally"?

      I'm so confused.

    8. Re:Even easier. by kaizenfury7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah right... like you'd really be able to recruit her into your World of Warcraft guild.

    9. Re:Even easier. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Well it depends. If she's a rogue or hunter or some other worthless dime-a-dozen class then you probably could. If she's a healer...good freaking luck.

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    10. Re:Even easier. by qengho · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Even easier. by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but spamassassin has marked your post as spam.

      That seriously reads like the spam that's been getting past Gmail's filters in the past couple months.

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    12. Re:Even easier. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Put a little link at the top of his site saying "If you're looking for Texas lawyer .... click here (link)".


      Better yet, offer to do that for a fee. Then he can justify his "dot-com-ness".

    13. Re:Even easier. by qengho · · Score: 1


      That seriously reads like the spam that's been getting past Gmail's filters in the past couple months.

      Yeah, when asshole spammers quote great literature it fools the filters. Once or twice.

    14. Re:Even easier. by jZnat · · Score: 1

      At least people don't write emails like they do novels; that sort of writing would obviously be spam in most circumstances.

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      'Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pops up for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.'
  13. Slashdotted? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 0
    Or have the bloodsucking lawyers already eaten the site?
    Anyway, here's the first blog post:

    Bizzare Google Request
    December 9th, 2006
    Here is a bizzare e-mail discussion I had with a guy who contacted me yesterday.
    xxxUPDATExxx I have posted the second part of this, you can view it here: Second bizarre email
    -Original Message-
    From: xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
    Date: 12/8/2006 xx:xx:xx PM
    To: Dean Hunt
    Subject: DeanHunt.com Google Removal Request
    Hello Dean,
    My name is [edited] and I run [edited].com
    I have been running the site for over two years and we have been ranked very highly for the search term [edited].
    On Thursday morning I checked our google positions and your site is now above us for this term. I haev checked your blog and it has nothing to do with [edited], so I think it would be best all round if you remove your blog from google for this search term.
    Please understand that we make our living from this, and you are just writing a blog that has nothing to do with [edited].
    If you do not remove yourself from google for this search, then I will call them myself and have you removed.
    I expect a reply soon.
    Thankyou.
    [edited]
    [edited].com

    From: xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
    Date: 12/8/2006 xx:xx:xx PM
    To: [edited]
    Subject: Re: DeanHunt.com Google Removal Request

    [edited],
    Dean here from DeanHunt.com
    I just received your e-mail. My first question would have to be Are you serious?
    I had to re-read your e-mail three times to make sure my eyes were not playing tricks on me!
    Here is some more info that may help you understand my stance on this:
    a) I have never attempted to rank for the search term [edited], I seem to rank fairly well for [edited], which I suppose is fairly similar. But if Google prefers my site to yours then perhaps you should be asking yourself why that is.
    b) There is nothing I can do about removing myself for that search term, nor am I going to attempt to do anything. I have no information on my site related to [edited], so I am sure that the searchers will generally visit your site instead.
    c) You can contact Google if you wish! I doubt you will get a serious reply though.
    Perhaps instead of wasting your time with e-mails like this you could work on improving your web site instead?
    Anyway, good luck with contacting google, if you do get a reply, I would love a copy of their e-mail. I have prepared a nice little place on my wall to hang it from.
    Take care,
    Dean
    UPDATE: I have been getting a LOT of e-mails from people asking if they can blog about this story. So if you want to write about this in your blog/site then feel free.

    And the second bizarre email:

    Bizarre Google Request Update
    December 11th, 2006
    Good morning,
    You are probably aware that over the weekend my âoeBizzare google requestâ story was featured on many major news sites on the net. It has been discussed on thousands of sites and forums and the response was so high that my server crashed on two occasions. (Current total = 45,000+ readers)
    I am honestly amazed by the response! I only posted the first e-mail on here because I thought it was amusing, and I was genuinly surprised to see the attention that it received.
    Anyway, I have spoken to some friends and my plan was just to let this all calm down and for me to get back to normal. But I have received another e-mail from him this morning, and if you guys find it half as funny as I do then it is surely worth posting.
    However, this time I have NOT replied to the e-mail. Quite frankly I am lost for words with this guy, and I am losing my patience.
    So what I would like you to do is to use the comments box in this article and tell me what you think I should reply with.
    Here is his e-mail:
    Dean,
    Firstly, I have to admit that I was not impressed with the sarcastic nature of your reply.
    Secondly, I am writing to let you know that I

    1. Re:Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just seems strange that he isn't listing the name of the business...

      Prevents the bully's web site from going up in the google ranking...

    2. Re:Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you find the wording this guy uses eerily similiar to that of the supposed person sending him email?

  14. Hah hah. I get it. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    So you link to this Dean Hunt guy on the front page of slashdot, further increasing his page rank.

    A nice, swift kick-to-the-nuts to the business responsible for this frivolous lawsuit.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  15. How is this even his problem? by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    Google is the one ranking entries. The blogger has absolutely no control over what Google does. So why is this even his question?

    Think about it. No matter how frustrating it may be, can Bob sue Jim because Mary said Jim was a better lover? Of course not.

    For that matter, if a lawyer is involved hasn't this already gone far enough to bring in the state bar? Lawyers can push the envelope, but they can't threaten to sue somebody when they know they have absolutely no chance of prevailing.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    1. Re:How is this even his problem? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1, Interesting

      can Bob sue Jim because Mary said Jim was a better lover? Of course not.

      You would be wrong. Can they win? I sure hope not. Would it get thrown out really fast? I sure hope so. But can he sue? Yes.

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      Just say no to irreversible processes!
    2. Re:How is this even his problem? by slew · · Score: 1

      Seems to me like this is like "John Smith, J.D." complaining to "John Smith" that the phone book publisher accidentially listed "John Smith" first in the yellow pages under "sharks" and that "John Smith" should ask the phone book publisher to remove his name from the yellow pages because obviously he is not a professional shark, unlike "J.D." which is a professional shark and much more deserving of the first listing. Of course "John Smith" has nothing to do with the fact he was listed in the yellow pages under "sharks" and can't be bothered to complain to the phone book publisher when obviously "J.D." won't appreciate his efforts anyhow...

    3. Re:How is this even his problem? by coyote-san · · Score: 1

      Someone upstream posted a cite to the actual law covering this. Suits require that the plantiff can provide remedy. Jim has absolutely no control over what Mary says and can neither compel or to say something nor restrain her from saying it. (Modulo an actual advertising contract, of course.)

      A lawyer could file the paperwork anyway, but it wouldn't survive the first encounter with a judge and the lawyer would know that. That means threats are nothing but intimidation, not legitimate attempts to get redress, an state and federal bars take a dim view of that.

      BTW I think others have made a compelling case that this is a bogus story anyway.

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      For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  16. Reminds me of.... by SuperStretchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A quite I heard:
    Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

    While not necessarily the most tactful of quotes, it does ring true.

    1. Re:Reminds me of.... by sglane81 · · Score: 1

      Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

      I disagree.

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      This is the Internet. You can say "fuck" here. - AC
    2. Re:Reminds me of.... by SuperStretchy · · Score: 1

      I don't care if you agree or not. I learned a long time ago that /. is rife with argument and non-agreement. Congratulations on the world's dumbest post.

      (I'm fighting... retarded internet style)

    3. Re:Reminds me of.... by man_ls · · Score: 1

      I think you, sir, have misunderstood the fact that his post was indeed humorous and not serious.

    4. Re:Reminds me of.... by creative_name · · Score: 1

      I think you, sir, have misunderstood the fact that his post was indeed humorous and not serious. Huh.
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  17. Some people just don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I made a website for a local business owner and helped him promote it, even getting several number 1 spots on relevant google searches. One month his PageRank went down a notch, so he immediately calls me to ask what he can do about it. I explained the basics of how it works and why there is nothing he can do about it aside from getting more links.

    So he tries to phone google to ask them to change it back. I'm not kidding. You can guess where that went...

    He tells me about this, upset, and I explain it to him again. All he can do is try and get more sites on the web to link to his page. Still desperate for a better rating, he makes a final proposition. My wife has a site with her resume and some articles on it, with a PR two steps higher than his. Could he put his site on that domain instead? (Not going to list the site, but the url is HER NAME, think www.janedoe.com .)

    The point is, some people just don't get it.

  18. Bernard Shiffman by CyberLife · · Score: 1

    The guy's name isn't Bernard Shiffman by any chance, is it? :P

  19. Now even higher in ranking by rjdegraaf · · Score: 1
    Since this news provides links to the domain, it increase the popularity stats in google's algorithm, placing the domain even higher in ranking :)

    Let's all make a link to deanhunt.com.

    1. Re:Now even higher in ranking by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1
      No, let's not. He has not provided one shred of verifiable evidence. Additionally, elsewhere on his site he has stated:
      Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign... Firstly I need to find something that is going to get a reaction from people and get them talking. I have already chosen what this will be. Next step is to create a site that is going to get your point across and act as a call to action for the readers. After that will be the promotion of the site via related sites. Ending with a mass press release to relevant sources. The goal is similar to the butterfly effect, meaning that everyone who reads the site is a potential spokesman for your site. If enough people become spokesmen then the site can really snowball.

      I'd give you the link, but ironically that would boost his pagerank, so instead you can search for it yourself if you care that much. If you insist on linking to his site, you could at least Googlebomb it... let's say, to something like "fabricating tosser" (assuming that one hasn't already been allocated to a politician somewhere).
    2. Re:Now even higher in ranking by karlm · · Score: 1
      I'd give you the link, but ironically that would boost his pagerank, so instead

      Let's see if Slashdot preserves the rel="nofollow" attribute on anchor tags.

      Slashdot seems to preserve the rel attribute in the preview, so I'm guessing Slashdot will preserve the attribute after I post, as well.

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    3. Re:Now even higher in ranking by karlm · · Score: 1

      It looks like slashdot inserts the rel="nofollow" attribute on anchor tags, so the rankings in Google, Yahoo, MSN, and other search engines won't be affected.

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      Copyright Violation:"theft, piracy"::Anti-Trust Violation:"thermonuclear price terrorism"<-Overly dramatic language.
    4. Re:Now even higher in ranking by karlm · · Score: 1

      I think I spoke too soon. It looks like Slashdot inserts the rel="nofollow" attribute instead of merely preserving it.

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  20. I wonder if it could possibly be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bernard Shiffman trying new business models! ;-)

  21. MY BLOG WAS SUED BY MICROSOFT by Shihar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am totally serious. My blog was SUED BY MICRO$OFT because I made some software that was so much more awesome then theirs. I even have the letters they sent me to prove it!!11!!! Now, if the Slashdot editors will kindly accept my claim without any sort of validation and post me on a Slashdot front page...

    Seriously. Show an ounce of journalistic integrity and don't give a podium to utterly baseless claims. He doesn't even say what company is suing him so we can't even bother to ask that company if this is real. Any idiot could have made this up for the singular purpose of driving up hits. I am not saying that the guy is liar (he very well could be telling the truth), just he shouldn't get a free stage to advertise until there is at least the semblance of a claim that can be fact checked.

    1. Re:MY BLOG WAS SUED BY MICROSOFT by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. And the fact that he's 'protecting' the company that wants to sue him? WTF? I'm calling his bluff. If someone was trying to sue me for something stupid, I would advertise it to the best of my abilities. If you're gonna sue me for something stupid, I'm going to let EVERYONE know just how stupid you are.

  22. So, is "anonymous reader" the opposing site owner? by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1

    Considering the refered site in the post is now 500 error.. I think the submitter has accomplished what their threats did not.

    I am not saying that "anonymous reader" IS the person sending the threats to Deanhunt.com ... but who knows in this day and age.

  23. 30 Comments and nobody asking about Mike? by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't every body here want to see a blog by Mike Hunt?

    Laugh. It's funny.

    Okay, it isn't. It's tired and overused. And oddly enough, MikeHunt.com is safe for work. Whoddathunkit?

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:30 Comments and nobody asking about Mike? by qzulla · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't every body here want to see a blog by Mike Hunt?

      I once worked at a place that was going to use first initial last name for email addresses. I pointed out we had an employee named Karen Hunt. Once it soaked in the view across the meeting table was priceless. I don't remember how we resolved it. It was long ago.

      qz

  24. Never underestimate the subtle stuff. by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On a site I run, I've got articles I've written about other businesses (typically complimentary) that invariably rank higher than the businesses' own web sites, especially on slightly odd-ball searches, but often on something as simple as the business's name. And the only thing I'm doing is using better grammar, and generally carrying on in a more conservative way. Google seems to reward restraint. Breathless promotional material always seems to take a back seat to lucid, well-constructed information.

    Sure, Google ranks plenty of blatant trash higher than it sometimes should, but it's not always that way. My own experience is that actual, real content remains king. Small businesses frequently don't take the time to actually write any real meat for their own web sites. Hell, a lot my older stuff still isn't even all that standards-compliant (I swear I'll get around that CSS stuff one of these days), but it usually exceeds the sites about which I'm writing. And, of course, it's a feedback loop. The more credible some of my pages appear, the higher the new ones rank, too. No witchcraft, no magic sauce: just careful writing and resisting the urge to run content from the slimier ad engines.

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    1. Re:Never underestimate the subtle stuff. by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      Google seems to reward restraint.

      Very well said. It seems that blogs in general are Google's favourite subject matter because they are composed of full sentences and typically contain hyperlinks to popular sites. Many businesses use decade-old tricks like spamming meta tags or individual words in text the same colour as the background, and Google has evolved much since then. In other cases, corporate sites use gratuitous Flash elements, complex dynamic content, or session IDs which cannot be considered by Google whatsoever.

      The blog author is correct when he says the litigious party's time would be better spent optimizing its web presence.

    2. Re:Never underestimate the subtle stuff. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      What I'd really like to know is why they didn't just offer to pay a huge amount for an ad on Dean's site rather than badgering him with threats of a frivolous lawsuit. Problem solved, since they'd be getting traffic via his rank.

      If a person beats another person for coercive purposes, that's illegal. If a person makes a threat of physical violence in order to get someone to change their behavior, that's illegal. If a person files a frivolous lawsuit that can be illegal. When is it going to be illegal to threaten suits with absolutely no ground behind them? It's coercion. The suit would be frivolous. Using a threat of a frivolous or grounds-less lawsuit for coercion should be illegal, just as using threat of violence is illegal. Lawsuits are only tools for legitimate claims on legitimate grounds, and any sort of blackmail or attorney chest-beating should be punishable.

    3. Re:Never underestimate the subtle stuff. by waldo2020 · · Score: 1

      complimentary! nice shoes! (that was a COMPLIMENT) oh.. you meant COMPLEMENTARY!

    4. Re:Never underestimate the subtle stuff. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      complimentary! nice shoes! (that was a COMPLIMENT) oh.. you meant COMPLEMENTARY!

      No. The articles are complimentary about the businesses being discussed. As in, "they have a nice business." That is indeed a compliment, and thus the article is complimentary. It's certainly possible that the article and company's web site are also complementary, but that's not what I was saying. I pointed out the complimentary nature of the articles as a way to mention that the businesses can hardly complain if I land higher in the search results.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  25. My response by DebianDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear [edited]

    Since your business [edited].com is doing rather well and top ranking is important to your business. Please transfer $[edited] in U.S. dollars to this [edited] account. When that happens I will gladly remove any and all references to [edited].com.

    Thanks and bite me

  26. Not convinced this guy is truthful by Sir+Homer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw a link to this on his website: http://www.deanhunt.com/services/index.html

    It raises some suspicion as this guy's business seems to be googlebombing. Perhaps he fabricated this story in order to get his website up in PageRank by people linking to him.

    1. Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful by Sir+Homer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Not true. From his his website he seems to really want people to blog about it. He thanks people for blogging about it and puts "easy to blog" links. He says on website before this "event" occurs that he will attempt a "viral campaign".
      Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign. A viral campaign is something that has interested me for a long time, and if done properly it can be one of the most powerful tools any webmaster has.
    2. Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Says the user with a posting history of 5 posts, all in this story trying to "deny" this obvious fake story, a.k.a. Dean Hunt.

      Asshole.

    3. Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful by infochuck · · Score: 1

      So you decide to link to him? Nice!

    4. Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Dang it and I click on his site to read this mess. Yep I agree seems like a scam to me.
      Maybe Slashdot should develop a black list for junk like this.

      --
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    5. Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful by qzulla · · Score: 1

      All the pages are the same. No wonder he is dropping like a lead balloon.

      qa

  27. He has no control over google's ranking, ey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect a fake story to help his search engine optimization business: http://www.deanhunt.com/services/index.html

  28. SEO slashvertisement - viral campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes great. He posts a truly funny e-mail exchange on his site. And now he even gets slashdot exposure.

    He even wrote: I will make a viral campaign!
    http://deanhunt.com/category/seo/

    This is it and you have fallen for it. Stupidos.

    1. Re:SEO slashvertisement - viral campaign by Xeriar · · Score: 1

      For awhile I'd think that the esteemed editors of Slashdot would have caught this hoax, but then... well...

  29. Ignore it by 15Bit · · Score: 1

    He should just ignore the guy. His site is more popular than the business one for a reason. So he should just register another domain, make it clear on his blog that he'll be transferring across in the event that he's sued, sit back, and do nothing. The business guy can go to all the trouble and effort of suing, pay the money and inherit the domain after wasting his time and effort. Within 2 months the blog will be back at the top of the google rankings and Stupid won't be able to go back to court to claim the new domain because he'll look like an idiot.

  30. Argh by gx5000 · · Score: 1

    Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
    The world is filled with winners and whiners..
    I'll settle for my blanket...with a warm cup of coco in the corner...
    And hopefully THIS year what Goes around will COME around...

    Doesn't this business owner have better things to do than blame
    some guy who's GOOD at what what he does ?!
    Like advertising ??!!

    Blame the other guy and move along...nothing to see here...

    Cheers

    --
    End of Line.
  31. Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by Sir+Homer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To send letters like that. I have a feeling Mr. Dean Hunt is fabricating this story, as his business is mainly google bombing and search engine optimization.

    1. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by nietsch · · Score: 1

      You are not the only one with that feeling. Pretending to protect the innocent could also be a guise for not having any proof. We'll see if he ever discloses his name and domain.

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      This space is intentionally staring blankly at you
    2. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      If he has to cheat he can't be very good at search engine optimization can he? Not much better than the lossers that use link farms or wiki spamming or similar sleazy techniques.

      Seriously people. The easiest way to get something to rank high in Google is to put good content on the page and to remember to use words that people will actually be searching for in that content. If you're selling a Widget 2007 then you damn well better remember to say so, several times, in text, on the page or else nobody will ever find your page. Then simply make sure somebody is linking to your page so that there is some path for people, and search engines, to find you from. I suggest joining your chamber of commerce and getting added to their website. Easy.

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    3. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I agree. I would want to see a scan of the document. Otherwise, unless proven otherwise, I'll just regard it as a hoax for reasons like this.

    4. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Ummm...it's an email. You want him to print out the email, and then scan it?

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    5. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by YodaToad · · Score: 1

      Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough ... To send letters like that. Apparently you've never met Jack Thompson.
    6. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ummm...it's an email. You want him to print out the email, and then scan it?

      Actually, I think he want the email scanned for bit potential.

      It is a well-known fact (among experts at least) that the standard deviation of the bit potential is higher than usual in faked emails. In a normal email, the 0s usually varies between -0.05 and +0.05 and the 1s between 0.95 and 1.05.

      In a faked email created with a cheap falsification program, it is not unusual to see variation up to +/- 0.3 from the nominal value.

      Using military software it is possible to get very close to the bit variation of a genuine email, but Mr. Hunt probably does not have access to such software. I believe I would know if he had.
    7. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Geez, why didn't I think of that?!

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    8. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      Uh, bit potential? What, are you kidding?

      I think it's more likely you're trying for a +5 Informative on complete bs. Looks like you've failed, sucker.

      Pray tell, what's the "bit potential" of this post?

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    9. Re:Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough by ingvar · · Score: 1

      Well, Slashdot comments are a bit different than emails (the web-based interface and the database storage affects the end potential), but your 0 values vary in the span of -0.05 to 0.07 and your 1 values between 0.6 and 1.1, indicating that you are either insincere, faked or xcan't take a joke.

  32. One Last Email by fm6 · · Score: 1

    What's frustrating here is that Dean has not thought to ask the question I'd really liked answered: why does this bozo believe that he has a legal claim to the top Google hit for a particular search term? Dean, how about it? At the very least it will probably shut the guy up.

    1. Re:One Last Email by jfengel · · Score: 1

      As best I can tell, he thinks that Dean's site is not about whatever-[edited]-is at all, so he deserves it more than Dean does. He's probably reasoning by analogy to domain names, where you can (sometimes) have a domain name taken from you if the name is your trademark and your site isn't using it for the purpose.

      It's designed to prevent cybersquatting, but it doesn't do much good at that, and a lawsuit there is only intermittently successful. Either way it only applies to domain names, not Google search keys.

      He also seems to believe that Google wants him to have it, on the theory that Google makes more money off of businesses than off blogs. At that he's completely misunderstanding where Google makes its money (not from the listed sites but from the advertisers).

      The upshot: he's an idiot with no chance, but it would really suck if the guy had to spend money on a lawyer to defend himself. And if he finds himself in front of a technologically-ignorant judge, the judge may even order him to shut down the web site.

  33. Tuttle Award nominee by DrJimbo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I nominate the anonymous businessman for the first annual Tuttle Award.

    See Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI.

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    1. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Well, either that should be 'second annual' or we should posthumously award the one to the original Tuttle. (I know he isn't dead, but his career is.)

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    2. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
      In the story I linked to, the guy's name was Jerry Taylor, he was the city manager of Tuttle Oklahoma. I thought the name Tuttle was much funnier and more memorable than the name Taylor so I decided to name the award after the city rather than the city manager. I now see that that decision may cause some confusion.

      I nominated the current idiot for the "first annual" award to indicate that the award was a new idea and not yet ongoing.

      I guess this all just goes to show:
      1. Funny
      2. Subtle
      3. On Slashdot
      Choose any two.

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    3. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope his is still city manger of Tuttle last time I checked.
      Tuttleing:
      When a person or group make an ass of themselves on the Internet by threatening legal action without just cause.
      Usually involving some abuse of power or position all they while displaying a large degree of arrogance and stupidity.

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    4. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by phorm · · Score: 1

      Great definition.As I felt it needed to be immortalized I've taken the initiative to do so

    5. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I am afraid that it will not live long on the wikipedia but thanks for my 45 seconds of fame.
      Now if people would start actually using the term then it might be worthy someday.

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    6. Re:Tuttle Award nominee by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Great. And I nominated it for deletion. I like the word but I'm afraid we have a pretty high threshold of inclusion for neologisms. =)

    7. Re: Tuttle Award nominee by gidds · · Score: 1
      Shouldn't that be Buttle?

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  34. keep playing with this guy by omar.sahal · · Score: 1
    I honestly don't know whether to just block his e-mails or keep playing with this guy

    keep playing with this guy!!! he's a bully and (although I am not a layer) he dost have a leg to stand on. The only way he can win is if you cave in, he will then make you feel even worse about it by saying "I told I was right, you should have listened to me and not been so silly"; or words to that effect. Use a lot of humour seeing as he got angry(jealous) that you ranked higher that will depress him if he thinks you are not affected. Lastly put his name on you blog, if you and the internet are laughing at him he will shut up. Dont get upset or angry.

    1. Re:keep playing with this guy by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, offer him advertising space on your website, and threaten to add more websites above him on Google if he doesn't! Dean should tell him that he intends to play hardball, and will have Google strike his entry entirely if necessary.

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  35. The numbers don't lie by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a similar occurrance last year when Dave Redl, owner of the "Familypants" brand, wrote a cease and desist letter to a website. This website had a discussion forum and one of the forum users named himself "Familypants". Message posts by that user appeared higher on Google than the Familypants website.

    If anyone cares, I wrote a rather opinionated, juvenile, and scathing blog entry on this topic. The next day I felt bad about being such a meanie to Dave Redl so I wrote a follow-up article, but halfway through I realized that my wrath was justified.

    Some consider Google too truthful for its own good, it seems.

  36. Another example of abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another example of this kind of abuse happened recently to the owners of JC Guest House - Bed & Breakfast.

  37. How does google ranking work again? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Does the link from several high traffic sites increase his ranking further, or will this only happen for certain keywords?

    1. Re:How does google ranking work again? by togostar · · Score: 1

      Yes, links from high-ranking traffic increases a site's overall ranking. What I don't know, is if Google only considers the domain name or the complete URL when caculating rankings. And whatever you do, Google just hates when you use certain CMS systems, such as Mambo: my travel blog, which has been online for two years, cannot be found using any of the keywords that appear in the content. Not that I care (it was meant for my family, and it's in French...). For my company site I'm using hand-coded PHP and its ranking is much better.

    2. Re:How does google ranking work again? by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, all this media coverage for this guy's site is bumping his Google PageRank through the roof.

  38. WIFM! by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Whats In it For Me!
    A key marketing term. People only go to a web site when there is something in it for them.

    If you just put advertising for your service or product, people will only go when they want your service or product -- if they make it through all your competitors. People generally do not send others to a sales pitch. If you put up information related to your product, but also to educate them and turn it into more of a destination then to buy, you get people going there before they want to buy so when they want to buy, they check you first.

  39. I ought to sue too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ought to sue Eric Raymond, because he's ranked higher than me. That gives all Raymonds a horrible reputation. It's libel, I tell you, libel! He's intentionally making me look bad! If this guy sues, then I can find another thing to charge this "Eric Raymond" (if that's even his real name, he's such a kook that I'm sure he can't really be named Raymond) with.

    Unfortunately, at the moment it looks like the threats are entirely without substance, as he hasn't even named what the potential legal action would be. I hope he gets on with it soon, because he is holding back my efforts to improve my reputation through litigation as well. )=

    1. Re:I ought to sue too! by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Like we believe you.

      We all know that everybody loves Raymond.

  40. Could it be? by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    Could it be? I mean, truly, really possibly, actually? That a web site talking about, and providing information about, something is considered more relevant than a site selling something? I know that when I search for a specific product, 99 times out of 100 I'm not looking for a place to buy it, but for a place to get information and reviews about it. Under those circumstances, I find the sales sites to be annoying noise. Perhaps Google is finally doing something about this.

  41. this is great stuff. by justkarl · · Score: 1

    Someone has got to find out what site this is...

  42. THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Sir+Homer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This man owns a search optimization business, with its only purpose to increase the PageRank of other sites. There is no threatening letters. Mr. Dean Hunt fabricated them himself. He even writes in his website:
    Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign. A viral campaign is something that has interested me for a long time, and if done properly it can be one of the most powerful tools any webmaster has.
    There is NO evidence this guy is telling the truth, but there is ALOT of evidence this guy is lying his ass off. Don't believe this Slashdot readers!
    1. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what social punishment lays in store for this guy if he is lying.

    2. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      A slashdotting?

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    3. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So what social punishment lays in store for this guy if he is lying.

      Who's the bigger ass here? This guy for perpetrating a sham on the Web ( For shame! Inaccuracy and fraud on the Web? Who would have ever thought! ), or Slashdot for once again falling for some bogus story because it had all the right toilet paper thin anti-establishment shit smeared all over it?

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    4. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      I don't believe it, but if it were true, imagine the disparity in google rankings after Deano's web site get's slashdotted. And as for "protecting" the business, by NOT mentioning them, he's making the problem worse, since his high-ranked site linking to theirs would probably help the business's rankings.

    5. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by waterford0069 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Spread the word to the bloggers who have been duped by him!!!

    6. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I for one don't think he's an ass.

      If this really is his plan, then I'd say it's a pretty good hoax. I'm not the only one who finds hoaxes funny.

    7. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      How about a Google bombing?

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    8. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by elphins.son · · Score: 1

      And as y'all are calling for the witch-hunt to begin, did you take a look at the date on the blog entry you quote?

      October 4th, 2006
      Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign.
      December 9th, 2006
      Here is a bizzare e-mail discussion I had with a guy who contacted me yesterday.
      (emphasis mine)

      If you're going to use the man's own words against him, then make sure you look at all his words. You don't get to just pick & choose from the bits you quote. Yes, he said he'd be attempting a viral campaign... but that was at the beginning of October. This began in December.

      I'm not gonna say one way or another whether this is a hoax or not. I honestly don't know. But your so-called "evidence" is lacking in foundation a bit, methinks.

    9. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Funny

      >If you're going to use the man's own words against him, then make sure you look at all his words.

      Are you seriously arguing that the two don't coincide because the possibly fictitious story has a different timeline than his proclamation that he was going to start a fictitious story?

      Um...do you know what fiction is?

    10. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      There is NO evidence this guy is telling the truth, but there is ALOT of evidence this guy is lying his ass off. Don't believe this Slashdot readers!

      There's a lot of evidence that I don't give a shit, because he would've never won in court anyway.

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    11. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I believe Dean; I have had two net.kooks threaten me with lawsuits in my over 13 years on the internet. In one case, it was a flame war that went out of control. In the other case, it was a pathological liar who has a small business but pretends he is a large business, complete with fictionalized large conventions (which I have verified to be BS). This kooks even tried contacting my boss (he did not succeed; I'm currently in a business where I do not need a public resume) and harassing him. This kook is in the habit of making lawsuit threats and has been banned from more than one online board for his harassment.

    12. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by RumorControl · · Score: 1

      so some guy with a web sites says ..."blah blah blah"...and not a single "blah" has any relevance to the rest of the world because "blah" isn't an action, it's just a dialog between two people about something that someone might do to someone else.

      So you want me to not believe something that isn't news, isn't impacting anyone and now isn't real.

      No problem.

      Please editors, post something that is "NEWS FOR NERDS, STUFF THAT MATTERS"

    13. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure that in Tejas they would call this "virile" marketing.

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    14. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

      I agree, if you have the balls to portray innuendo(sp) as fact, then
      you have the balls to PROVE the 'facts' as stated.

      Post the names : They will be coming out is court possibly
      Post the URL's

      Simple.

    15. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And as y'all are calling for the witch-hunt to begin, did you take a look at the date on the blog entry you quote?

              October 4th, 2006
              Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign.

              December 9th, 2006
              Here is a bizzare e-mail discussion I had with a guy who contacted me yesterday.

      (emphasis mine)

      If you're going to use the man's own words against him, then make sure you look at all his words. You don't get to just pick & choose from the bits you quote. Yes, he said he'd be attempting a viral campaign... but that was at the beginning of October. This began in December.

      I'm not gonna say one way or another whether this is a hoax or not. I honestly don't know. But your so-called "evidence" is lacking in foundation a bit, methinks.

       

      Define 'coming weeks'. Isn't December 9th merely weeks away from October 4th?

    16. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What isn't fake is that I have pissed off some evil republican h4x0rs and now they are threatening to delete my mp3 collection unless more people read my shitty blog:

      please read my blog or I will be KILLED!

      I've spent years downloading mp3s, please read my blog and save my music collection!

    17. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      On his latest page regarding this topic, Dean listed four sites that he says he happend upon that wrote blogs about his experience. I looked at all four of those sites, and they truly were all blogging about his "experience." However, if you go to the main page of each linked site, they are ALL internet marketing sites. My suspicion is that he is either affiliated with those sites (something he does himself, in fact) or they are his clients that paid him to increase their web traffic.

      I suppose it's too bad that we can fall for things like this so easily. But you've gotta admit--that's pretty darn tricky; tough to avoid...

    18. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, I myself was thinking the same thing as I persued his "blog". So, I decided to come back and see if my compatriot /.'s had the same suspicions as I did. Lo and behold, we do! No news item is sacred...

    19. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to use the man's own words against him, then make sure you look at all his words.

      What, you expect he's going to say "I just got this legal letter on October 4th. What a coincidence, thats the same day I decided I was going to do a viral campaign!"

      If it's a lie, then lying about the fictitious date the fictitious email conversation fictitiously began isn't that much of a stretch.

    20. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1
      As you call for the witch-hunt to end, did you take a look at the WORDS of the blog entry you quote?


      Over the coming weeks I am going to be attempting my very first viral campaign.


      Sheesh.
    21. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also notice his post about typing his name into Google: http://deanhunt.com/msn-yourself/. So possibly he's trying to frame the lawyer Dean Hunt to boost the credibility of the story.

    22. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait, eh? You know it's true.

    23. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "But your so-called "evidence" is lacking in foundation a bit"

      It has a much firmer foundation than the bloggers "bizzare emails" from an anonymous company.

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    24. Re:THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I guess "Dean Hunt" is rhyming slang.

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  43. Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And I'll share it for free:

    A rich internal link structure.

    Blog software creates this by default, but you can do it manually. A recent website I was hired to optimize will illustrate this. The site is customSiliconeBracelets.com. When I was hired they were on the 30th page for their two desired phrases: Silicone Bracelets & Custom Silicone Bracelets. Now, they're number 1 in both of those.

    To accomplish this, I did two main things:

    1. Add a bunch of text. It's mostly nonsensical. It's not meant for human consumption. It's there for keyword density.

    2. Add a shitload of intra-site links. Every keyword in that nonsensical text is linked to other pages in the site. If you tried to navigate the site by following such links (instead of using the sites navigation) you'd go in circles for hours. Which, when you look at the logs, is essentially what Googlebot does.

    Of course, there was all the "standard" stuff like page titles, H tags, links with titles, alt text on images, etc. But those only get you so far. The real beef is in the link structures, friends.

    1. Re:Here's my secret by mccoma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      great.... "nonsensical" content - no wonder Google is becoming so polluted with crap. I do hope the search engines adapt to this crud.

    2. Re:Here's my secret by Nasarius · · Score: 4, Funny

      3. Get removed from Google once they realize you're trying to game the system.

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    3. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the website isn't doing anything wrong. It follows each and every one of the Google Webmaster Guidelines. But feel free to report the website to Google. They'll review it and, I'm certain, not take any adverse action against the website.

    4. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep in mind that it's not gibberish, it's just not what I'd call beautiful prose. An excerpt:

      "The custom silicone bracelet ( silicone bracelets ) has become a powerful new medium for organizations, schools, foundations and sports programs worldwide to raise money and promote their message or cause! Commonly referred to as the silicone bracelet, rubber wristband, silicone wristband , rubber bracelet, rubber bracelets, silicone rubber bracelets , charity bracelet , charity wristband,, silicone bracelets, or silicone rubber wristbands, this extraordinary promotional / awareness medium is here to stay.

      Silicone bracelets are inexpensive jewelry items that are colorful, durable and comfortable to wear. They have become a fashion craze both because of their appearance and the messages they impart. The different colors of silicone bracelets represent different societal causes, from finding a cure for a particular disease to raising environmental consciousness.

      The explosive success of the Lance Armstrong Foundation's "livestrong" rubber bracelet has made rubber wristbands ( silicone bracelets ) the hottest fashion, fundraising, and promotional product sweeping the globe. More than 40 million people wear a LIVESTRONG bracelet in support cancer awareness. The Lance Armstrong Foundation has used awareness bracelets ( silicone bracelets ) to raise millions of dollars for their cause/ fundraiser and now you can do the same. "

      The keyword density is well below what is considered "keyword spamming," so there's no real problems with it. On the website each of these keywords is a link to the front-page of the website.

    5. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, feel free to mod me -5 offtopic. I couldn't care less. If your goal is to boost your google ranking--and if it is it's probably because the success of your business depends on Google--then this is good advice.

      People look at SEO as a scummy job but it exists for a reason. I'm a web developer--I created the companies shopping cart and back-end processing system--and I just happened to get into SEO for a previous client who needed the service. I have no issues with it. I'm not using any unethical or 'illegal' tactics to boost the ranking, like spamming the links or hiding text or doorway pages. It goes to show that you can color inside the lines and still have positive results.

      And for what it's worth, that same company was spending $25-40k a month on AdWords before their organic ranking worked its way up. They've given Google at least $750,000 in adwords revenue.

    6. Re:Here's my secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here's mine: They say don't hate the playa, hate the game.

      But I hate you.

      If you look at the net detriment/benefit to everyone involved because of SEO, in most cases it is net detrimental. Sure it's beneficial to the people that do it, and that's why they do it. It's very good for a few people and bad for a lot of people. That description can be applied to many, many illegal and immoral activities: plain old stealing, government corruption, war profiteering, corporate theft, spam, price fixing, etc.

      Either you don't realize that is the case, or you don't care. Just because it's possible doesn't mean it's ethical. If it weren't for people like you, Google would have more time to devote to things besides constantly updating the algorithms to stop people from gaming the system.

      Not like you could stop and the whole problem would go away. I understand the whole supply/demand thing. Doesn't make me have to like those that fill the demand for slime though.

    7. Re:Here's my secret by dubonbacon · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't buy from such a site. Keyword spamming makes it look like a typical spam site. You can be ranked 1st in Google but it's the sales that count.

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    8. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Nobody is forcing you to. But that isn't keyword spamming. At least, Google doesn't consider it to be keyword spamming.
      Furthermore, the body of text is below the fold, and lets face it: visitors hardly read anything.

      And whether you take my advice or not I couldn't care less. The website did, and I took their money, and their sales have been excellent. They used to rely on adwords for 90% of their sales. Now, they don't spend a dime on adwords, saving on average $35,000 a month, and their sales--the last time we chatted--were down only slightly from the adwords days. Profits are much higher.

    9. Re:Here's my secret by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should have kept it a secret.

      You know that Google does ban web sites that are obviously gaming their system. You know that you have set up your current clients so that sooner or later one or more of them will be banned. And now you have publicly stated that you purposefully put your clients in that kind of jeopardy.

      Any potential client who googles "shane harter" before committing to you might stumble across these posts and recognize that paying you money for the risk of possibly becoming banned from Goople might not be the best way to go about getting a better Google rating.

      Of course they might not see this particular thread: it is after all only one of 91,400 hits that Google finds for "shane harter"....

      It could be worse, of course. It could be that someone from Google might come across your description of the customSiliconeBracelets.com web site (which I have just looked at-- it is as you describe "rich" with internal links) and arrange for it to be banned from their page ranking system right now. And inform the owner of the site why this has happened. So it could be worse; you could have just lost a customer, as well as putting one of your profit centers at risk of becoming a long term liability.

    10. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      And you don't have to take my word for it. Go ahead and submit that website to their review team. Then check back in a couple weeks.

    11. Re:Here's my secret by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that it's not gibberish, it's just not what I'd call beautiful prose That's good: the Semantic Web will eat you alive.

      They have become a fashion craze both because of their appearance and the messages they impart

      This is a totally unverifiable statement. This is the sort of thing that the Semantic Web is designed to pick up on. Now you'll have to support the statement that wearing those bracelets is, in fact, a fashion craze. Presumably you'll do that by following the Church of Scientology method of Google hacking, by creating a bunch of sites hyping the bracelet, thus supporting the claim that the fashion craze exists.

      Your consistent use of the parenthetical statement now tries to correlate the term you're trying to position with the terms "rubber wristband" "awareness bracelet" and several other combinations that are similar. This can cause one of two problems on the Semantic Web: 1) you're overloading a term that you invented, thus requiring you to support the term by creating multiple websites supporting the fact that such a term is, in fact, useful; or 2) you're trying to make an association that the rest of the web disagrees with. Either way, it's pretty clear what you're trying to do and that your page really contains no valuable information.

      Just to respond to some of your other responses in place: I'm glad that you take the web seriously and make a living at it. I'm glad that you're making money doing something that most of us wouldn't want to. I'm glad you can provide for your family. I'm especially glad that Google will evolve faster than you or your ilk. Seriously dude, you need to learn how to write that "beautiful prose" if you expect your business model to last more than another 5 years.

      mandelbr0t

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    12. Re:Here's my secret by Living+Ghost · · Score: 0

      Do you create some random page for that? Or just put it in the code?

      Wouldn't it have to be linked from the main page?

    13. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      OK, when the "semantic web" happens in 20 years (if that) then we'll talk.

      Tell me, what technology is going to power this? Sentient AI?

      Tim Berners Lee has been talking about this for more than a decade and we're not a step closer today than we were then.

      Get over it. Aint gunna happen.

    14. Re:Here's my secret by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Geez. The stuff I'm talking about doesn't even require sentience.

      Analysis of page:
      1) Sells product (bracelet thingy)
      2) Contains phrase "fashion craze" -> tag "producthype"
      3) Search for other instances of producthype for bracelet thingy (hmmm, all those domains got paid for out of the same pocket -> reduce PageRank)
      4) Contains multiple instances of phrase "bracelet thingy" and closely associates with terms "thingy bracelet" "rubber thingy" "rubber bracelet" -> add secondary search terms
      5) Check correlation of "bracelet thingy" with other secondary search terms on other pages (hmmm, you don't seem to correlate phrases the same way everyone else does -> less popular -> reduce PageRank)

      Yes it requires software development, but I doubt any of what I'm outlining above is overly complicated for a Google developer. Google can cross-reference more information in a microsecond than either of us will in our entire life.

      mandelbr0t

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    15. Re:Here's my secret by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      When Google learns how to smoke you in PageRank, I hope your "clients" sue you. Cause then they'll of a sudden be back on page 30.

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    16. Re:Here's my secret by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, right now I get http://www.fleetsolutions.co.uk/silicone%20wristba nd%20wrist%20bands.htm on rank 1 for "Silicone Bracelets" (except for the sponsored links at the very top). customSiliconeBracelets.com is on #33.
      Maybe Google has found out that a shitload of intra-site links does not always make a good site??

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    17. Re:Here's my secret by troels · · Score: 1

      Actually, it IS on the main page, clearly visible.

      I wonder if this stunt actually is a benefit to the site or not. I mean, sure it might generate more hits, but how many potential customers will go elsewhere because they are put off by the website? I know i would, a full screenful of text that is largely incomprehensible and that isn't helpful (to the customer) at all, and to make it worse it have so many hyperlinks that it is hard to read because it is so "busy". That doesn't exactly signal professionalism to me, and it is easy to extrapolate that feeling to the company behind the homepage, fair or not.

    18. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      What is with all the venom here? Get a grip people. You'd think that clubbing seals was an SEO technique or something.

      First, PageRank is only a part of the results ranking. You can have a lower page rank and be a higher rank in the search results.

      Second, like I said, the first site I optimized was nearly two years ago. It's still on the first page of results.

      Besides, I have a contract with these people. I make no guarantees after the contract is completed. It is what it is.

    19. Re:Here's my secret by jamesbarlow · · Score: 1

      I doubt that's why it's up there on google (it's number TWO on google, and nowhere to be found on Yahoo).

      The site has a google page rank of 4. A page rank of 4 and good Search Engine Optimization is all it takes to kick a**. Now, if you had a page rank of 1 or 2 and you still got to the top of the listings, I'd be very interested.

      Keyword density certainly helps, but having OTHER sites link to yours (giving you the high page rank) is what helps the most.

      As for the Search Engine Optimization on that site, it's certainly in the 'grey' area, if not altogether in the 'black.' If google asks, you'd be hard pressed to explain away the site actions.

      Also, linking to the site in your post would have increased the page rank - having a 5-score comment (I think everything above 3 is indexed by google) means that as far as google is concerned, slashdot (a site with a page rank of f'ing NINE) is linking to YOU. That'll bump you up a lot if you post enough with your sought-after key words as the text in your link.

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    20. Re:Here's my secret by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      It fluctuates between 1 and 2. Next week it'll probably be 1 again. It's been doing that for nearly a year.

      The page rank is high *because* of the SEO. When I took over it was a 2.

      And backlinks don't make as big of difference as people tend to think. Especially if they fluctuate a lot. Matt Cutts wrote an article about why you're wasting your money if you purchase a text link on a high PR page.

      And linking from sites like slashdot actually doesn't help very much. Most of these sites have a rel=nofollow attribute set, and GoogleBot also has a "noFollow" blacklist of sites like these.

      For example, look at the HTML of your link to jamesbarlow.com. You'll see the noFollow tag.

      But thanks for the tips anyway!

      Shane

  44. Hoax or not it's damn funny. by sgt.greywar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't really care if the guy made the whole thing up or not. Just reading the whole shebang along with the comments makes me chuckle. Hell if it is a hoax it is actually *more* funny.

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    1. Re:Hoax or not it's damn funny. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This newly-created account is Dean Hunt!! Read his posts. They're subtle attempts to get people to link to the story, as well as convince them it's not a hoax. Another Slashdotter figured this out, and I completely agree.

      You, sir, are a scum-bag loser.

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    2. Re:Hoax or not it's damn funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Dean should change his name to Mike.

  45. Mod Parent Up by Nasarius · · Score: 5, Informative

    This seems *very* suspicious. Parent quotes from this post.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by DragonMageWTF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for the link. Posted a comment and guessing it will fail to get past the stage of "our comment is awaiting moderation."

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please mod parent up!

    3. Re:Mod Parent Up by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      ...you do realise providing a link to his site from Slashdot is only going to boost his pagerank further, don't you?

    4. Re:mod parent up by heroofhyr · · Score: 1

      Strangely the other post that this one is referring to, in which pinkpanther got fingered, was modded "Flamebait" while the post that refers to it is +4 Informative. Maybe someone should mod the other post up instead of down, as it gives evidence to support the theory that this whole article is a hoax, and could help people in the future avoid wasting as much time reading it as we (or at least I) have.

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    5. Re:Mod Parent Up by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cached page for people who don't want to help the idiot get hits.

  46. Commerce by Khammurabi · · Score: 1
    I know it claims to be 'open' but a blog isn't anything commercial so maybe these are just beginning petty threats that will lead to a domain squatting lawsuit?
    Main Entry: commerce
    Pronunciation: 'kä-(")m&rs
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Middle French, from Latin commercium, from com- + merc-, merx merchandise
    1 : social intercourse : interchange of ideas, opinions, or sentiments
    2 : the exchange or buying and selling of commodities on a large scale involving transportation from place to place

    I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure blogging would neatly fit under definition #1.
  47. SEO Viral Campaign by Zegnar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is this not in fact the Viral Campaign he talks about starting on his blog? Seems to be working, since he's on Slashdot already, plus all the links go to his site and none to the other (ostensibly undisclosed) address.

    1. Re:SEO Viral Campaign by pbhj · · Score: 1

      As others have said .. by linking to this guy you are effectively increasing the PR that his site will achieve as it will leech some from Slashdot (and the myriad other sites/blogs that run this story). This will give his domain a higher rank which can then be passed on to whoever he links to (his customers) which will give his business greater efficacy. It's a pity that you can't provide an anti-link to a site.

      pbhj

  48. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peter Boyle's death is appropriate news for an entertainment/celebrity news site. This is a technology site and it's not appropriate here as he has no connection to technology or technology-related issues.

  49. He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campaign by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Informative

    This man owns a search optimization business

    Nice catch, Sir Homer.

    Here's where he tells us he's going to mount a viral campaign.

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  50. fake news, viral marketing by ukyoCE · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just to reiterate what someone else tracked down in hopes of getting this (wholly ambiguous and suspect to begin with) story checked out:

    http://deanhunt.com/category/seo/

    Basically this guy has a side job of helping companies up their pageranks, and made all this up as an "experiment in viral marketing". Nothing to see here...and sure explains why he's keeping the company name and search terms secret.

  51. this is crazy by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Informative

    The person doing the suing is totally misguided and obviously trying to extort money through fear rather than having an actual case.

    How could someone sue another site owner over his google ranking? He has no control over how google rank his site, unless he paid google, which is perfectly legal anyway. At least they should be suing google, but probably decided they'd be destined to lose.

    Anyway google don't hide the fact that they sell search ranking order as a product/service.

  52. Not sure why it's here but... by singingjim · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It was worth a good laugh anyway.

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  53. I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My online identity of nearly 10 years (Bones3D) is probably starting to look awfully tasty to some enterprising 3D modeling/animation software developer, since it sounds like it'd be a high end inverse kinematics system of some sort. In my case though, it's more of an amalgam of a high school nickname and the field I was trained in several years later. So the two parts are virtually unrelated.

    Another fun one, would be my real name itself (James Meade), which actually is a popular clothing manufacturer out in the U.K., similar to what Levi Strauss is here in the U.S. I'm not real worried about them though, since I rarely use my real name online more than I have to.

    At any rate, it helps to be aware of how your identity could be taken out of it's original context and used for commercial purposes.

    Needless to say, it does bring up an important question... how much is your online identity worth to you? And on what terms would you be willing to part with it?

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    1. Re:I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by basshedz2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that the same James Meade that make "timeless classic quality clothing"? You know, the ones that aren't anything like Levi Strauss. I've lived in the UK for 27 years, and I've never heard of them!

      :)

    2. Re:I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      Is that the same James Meade that make "timeless classic quality clothing"? You know, the ones that aren't anything like Levi Strauss. I've lived in the UK for 27 years, and I've never heard of them!

      Yeah, probably...

      Must have just been the initial flattery talking.

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    3. Re:I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alias I used when I played WoW came from an old book, a historical figure. When you search for this historical figure, you don't get him, you get my mage.

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=manetheo

      Posting anonymously because I don't want my aliases to be linked.

    4. Re:I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

      Bully tactics involving a dispute over this or that piece of Internet real estate are nothing new - but historically the item in dispute has usually been a domain name rather than something like a search engine ranking.

      I am reminded of the WIPO decision a few years back where they declined to transfer "armani.com" to the trademark holder Georgio Armani, deciding instead to leave it with A.R. Mani, a Vancouver small businessman who had used it for years. Ultimately, I am certain he decided sell it to Georgio Armani for a healthy sum, but it is nice to know that these things do not always come down on the side of the big corporation (the bully in this case).

    5. Re:I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... by truckaxle · · Score: 1
      And on what terms would you be willing to part with it?


      The question is, if some company trademarkes "Bones3D" could they just take it away from you?
  54. "key" words by Joebert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've grown to learn that when people make a point to let you know they're "honestly" doing somthing, or "genuinely" feeling some way, they're full of shit.

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    1. Re:"key" words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've grown to learn that when people make a point to let you know they're "honestly" doing somthing, or "genuinely" feeling some way, they're full of shit.
      Truthfully, I uniquely feel so not full of shit. :)
    2. Re:"key" words by Trollificus · · Score: 1

      That's almost as bad as people who begin a sentence with "To be honest..." as if they would otherwise be less than honest. It's a big red flag.

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  55. Twisted thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (1) It's all made up by the blogger. Essentially, it's a twisted plot to raise his own traffic.

    (2) The email isn't fabricated, and the publicity for this blog is engineered to drive the business's ranking into the ground.

    an AC (anonymous cynic)

  56. Wow, that Microsoft sure is Evil by kt0157 · · Score: 1

    Wow. Sued by Microsoft for competing with them? Those guys just don't know when to stop, do they?

    K.

  57. What's the real joke here... by orionware · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...is that slashdot and many of it's readers are replying to this seriously.

    This story has no merit. If it were real, why not post the real name of the site that this person sending this email? Why not at least post the keywords that supposedly are being used?

    Surely there is no expectation of privacy or confidentiality from sending a non-solicited email.

    I call bullshit.

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  58. I don't know about that. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    If you look for an astronomy club in Pennsylvania, the teeny little 30-member site I run is #2. The only reason for that, that I can think of, is because it's in my /. sig.

  59. My Recomendation for this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Walk into a police station with a fake AK-47 and and aim it at people.

    The will get your name in lots of blogs, and hopefully launch a precedent that will be followed by other SEO "consultants".

  60. Re:WTF? by djh101010 · · Score: 1

    Peter Boyle's death is appropriate news for an entertainment/celebrity news site. This is a technology site and it's not appropriate here as he has no connection to technology or technology-related issues.

    Who said anything about Peter Boyle? This is about some blogger attempting shennanigans pretending he's being threatened with a lawsuit over google rankings, in an effort to boost traffic to his site.

    That said, nobody has done the Frankenstein monster better than Boyle.

  61. Why is this even on Slashdot? by goldcd · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) Anybody who runs a website with a reasonable number of users gets shit-loads of this sortof email every day. You ignore it and just accept that the world is full of nuts and we've allowed them to send emails
    2) This guy is quite clearly interested in fiddling with Google rankings - indulging him by linking and quoting his blog is really really not very helpful.

    1. Re:Why is this even on Slashdot? by antispam_ben · · Score: 2, Funny

      2) This guy is quite clearly interested in fiddling with Google rankings - indulging him by linking and quoting his blog is really really not very helpful.

      Presuming Mr. [edited] actually contacted Google as he said he did, he has admitted to Google that he DOES want to fiddle with his ratings. And thus I'm sure Google will give Mr. [edited] the exact amount of attention he deserves.

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  62. Check out how he is doing it! by sr.+taquito · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh my, if you hover over the people's names who have submitted responses, seems like each person's web site that the name links to is a business. I tried to submit a response, but it was rejected! He's a sneaky devil. That is how those sites are getting higher rankings, his blog links to their sites through the fake comments.

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    1. Re:Check out how he is doing it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm no.

      It's an SEO/marketing blog so it makes sense that most of the people on there and posting first(because they are regular readers) have online businesses.

      Also they all have nofollow in the link not going to increase anyones pagerank.

    2. Re:Check out how he is doing it! by AVIDJockey · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I absolutely agree with your theory. Honestly, I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted.

  63. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by hhawk · · Score: 1

    If he has misrepresented himself, that has to be illegal?

    Anyone have any thoughts on this?

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  64. Dunno if it is a hoax or not by night_flyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but the same thing has happened to me (not the suing part though) my blog rating is higher than the actual resturaunt I was reviewing

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  65. Business should be ranked higher because why?! by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because it's business? That says more than I ever could about the "royal" mentality that many people seem to have. And in all this time, I has presumed a certain level of snobbery was all in my imagination! You know, that "Us vs. Them" feeling we all get? I'm definitely on the "less successful" side of the "Us vs. Them" fence.

    But for this business professional to actually come out and SAY what I had always suspected they believe is just... I don't know the word for it... unsettling in a way. I guess it's because I also believe there is a lot more that goes unsaid. So like cockroaches, if you see one, there's probably thousands. If they'll say this and believe it, there's probably a LOT worse going on in his head.

    1. Re:Business should be ranked higher because why?! by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      This case may or may not be real, but it's not much different from what I've heard from, e.g., some spammers attempting to defend themselves.

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  66. My Comment was removed by navycow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I commented that maybe he made it up and linked to his own blog entry. My comment was waiting for moderation for a few minutes before dissapearing. looks like it really is made up.

    1. Re:My Comment was removed by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. Most people who publish such letters want to stick it to the person who is attacking them. It is entirely believable that someone would do this sort of thing and similar things have happened. But why hide the identity of the site? Of course it is entirely possible that the site can't be published because it never existed. Other points that are compatible with this interpetation include the short length of time the blog has been operating for, only since July. And if you read the alleged emails themselves they appear to be written in the same style as the rest of the blog. I am not so sure about the testimonials from other sites he has now linked to. How many people would insert the term 'a respected' in front of the name of a blogger they only just found out about. Such appreciation tends to be limited to the self.

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  67. SEO lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These things are becoming more common. Just recently there was the SEO who was sued over rankings between competitors. That created quite a stir -- his response in the end was to settle out of court for "5 figures"... It's a shame but I understand the reasons why. Precedents will be set if this keeps up because who wants to take this thing to court and lose their a$$ in legal fees. Especially when you can stay below the radar and make good money in SEO right now.

  68. What about his brothers' PageRank, by Ponga · · Score: 1

    Mike Hunt?

    THANKS, I'll be here all week!

  69. Internet. by Elsan · · Score: 0

    Serious business.

  70. Actually... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
    ...Ummm I don't know if no one told you, but God owns google.

    Do No Evil

    1. Re:Actually... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Well, now I think it's more like:

      "Do No Evil (unless, of course, it is PROFITABLE evil)"

  71. Google can get the last laugh by Kawolski · · Score: 1

    ...and give this joker's sites a pagerank of 0.

  72. search term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hear the search term was "assvibrator".

  73. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by xantho · · Score: 1

    No way is that illegal. Only in certain cases, like advertising, and being/faking a doctor or a cop is it particularly illegal. And if you use a confidence scam to take property or money from someone, that's also illegal. But some dude with a web site fooling people into thinking that some fake email corresponding is real, for the purpose of having fun in the internets? No problem at all, even if he's just in it for the google ad revenue.

  74. mod parent up by dubonbacon · · Score: 1

    for great justice

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  75. What?!? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    When did this happen?

    Why?

  76. Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1, Troll

    We don't live in some utopian communist star trek world. I would prefer such a world, but nobody in charge asked me what I wanted.

    You're talking about wanting an internet that's not shaped by profit. Guess what: It's gone and it's never coming back. It's been gone since, at least, 1995. And you know what else? That's a good thing. The internet would not be what it is today if it weren't for companies and the driver of profit. It would be full of Geocities websites, academic resources, resumes and term papers. Yawn.

    Furthermore, the fact that you equate seo with things like fraud and price fixing is totally overblown. But before I get to that, I want to address your "google would have more time to wipe my ass if SEO didn't exist" remark.

    Think again. That same company that purchased my services, as I mentioned in another post, paid Google nearly 3/4 of a million dollars in Adwords.

    Google is what it is today because of FOR PROFIT companies. It would've never made it out of stanfords basement labs if the web wasn't what it is.

    But lets get back to your idea that SEO is a bad thing. I live in a midsized city, about 300k people. One of our Malls that is well-located has been growing and growing for 20 years now. It's grown so much that it's actually put 3/4 of the other malls in the city out of business.

    Furthermore, many businesses close locations all over the city just to move to the neighborhood with this mall.

    Location Location Location.

    This is what SEO is. It's getting the best location on the internet that you can.

    It doesn't hurt anybody, because these same techniques can be used by ANYBODY. It's a level playing field. So you can "hate me" all you want--I promise you that I don't care--but all you're doing is proving your ignorance.

    Slashdot is full of people that think that software should be free, search engine rankings should be sacrosanct, and it's a bad thing when people make a profit.

    Unfortunately, we don't live in a world like that. I butter my bread writing software and I cringe every time somebody suggests it should be free. Free software doesn't work. There is no model in existence of a major free application working. All of the free applications were paid for by somebody. The developers that work on Linux, MySql, OO, are *paid* developers. The companies that pay them do so by selling other software or services.

    SEO isn't hurting anything. I would argue that your attitude, if it were actually held by enough people to even matter, would. Significantly.

    1. Re:Get a Clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me reiterate what your argument is, to see if I get it right. Basically, you're saying that SEO isn't hurting anything, and that we live in a commercial, profit-driven world, and the necessity of SEO is part of that reality. Additionally, all is fair, because the same tools can be used by all people. All is especially fair if Google says what you're doing is allowed.

      I'd accept that we like in a commercial world, and that that's a very good thing, but SEO does hurt. I run an online forum. We have had over 2000 users sign up. Maybe 100 are actual people - the rest are bots, either posting links or adding links to their profiles, in an attempt at SEO. Cleaning those up is a pain. If it were a wound, it would be a papercut. Similarly, getting bad search results is also a papercut. Landing on someone's page, trying to read it when it's filled with SEO gibberish, is a similar inconvenience. There have been times I've been searching for information on something, and not been able to find it, because of SEO spam sites. Still, it's just a bit of an inconvenience.

      However, the sum total of those inconveniences compared against the sum total of the good that happens to the website owners and yourself is what I'm interested in.

      I'm not trying to say that everything should be free, and that everyone should be happy and wear matching jumpsuits. I understand that whether or not you are involved, SEO and gaming the system will continue, because of supply and demand. I'm also not saying that all SEO is bad - it's a matter of whether it's a net positive or negative. I'm just saying that perhaps you should reconsider your own involvement. And don't try to say 'Google says it's allowed, so it must be moral'. If your total contribution to the happiness of mankind is positive, great. If not, well then I don't really have any respect for what you're doing, whether it's currently permitted by Google or not.

      I write software for a living. The software is not free. I don't think it should be free, in large part because I like getting paid. However, people are willing to buy the software because it makes their jobs easier. I am happy, and my users are happy.

      On the other hand, I could make a living writing spyware. Chances are good that I could even make quite a bit more than I am currently. But while I might be happy, my users would be unhappy. They might not be very unhappy - specifically, I might just write spyware that redirects their google searches to some other search engine which isn't quite as good, but pays a referrer fee or something. They would receive slightly lower-quality results, and I would get paid. But I would not feel ethical doing such a job. I like to think that the world is a slightly better place because I'm around.

    2. Re:Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's HILARIOUS that you equate SEO with stealing, fraud, price fixing, insider trading and war profiteering. It says a lot to me about your personal values system and your judgment.

      I have many thoughts on this.

      1)
      You're not deriding the entire software development profession just because some people create spyware, are you? Of course not. You pay your bills writing software. You think it 'contributes to the overall happiness of mankind' or some such thing.

      But you're quick to judge the entire SEO industry because of the part of that industry that does things like spam your forum.

      Do you see the hypocrisy there?

      2)
      The only harm you've listed is inconvenience to you. You have to clean up spam in an online message board. You have to read thru "SEO Gibberish" Excuse me if I don't cry a river for you. An inconvenience does not a "detriment to society" make. Commericals are inconvenient but are you going around telling producers that you hate them?

      What's more, these are things you CHOSE to do. You chose to operate a website open to the public. Further, you chose to clean up spam as it happens. You chose not to implement heuristic or Bayesian filtering of comments (you're a developer after all. bayesian filtering is easy.), You chose not to implement a Captcha during sign-up or login. You chose to actually read "SEO Giberish" instead of just moving to the next site on the list. Your choices. Your hand is not being forced.

      3)
      There's a phrase you may or may not be familer with. If you aren't, look it up: "there is no universal truth"

      4)
      Getting 'bad search results' is Googles fault, Not website owners.

      5)
      When a business closes one branch and opens another in the big economic center of a city--as in my mall example--this isn't considered 'gaming the system.' It's considered GOOD BUSINESS. Similarily, optimizing your site for it's location is not "gaming" anything. It's playing inside the rules, and it's GOOD BUSINESS.

      6)
      If you think that this world is one of moral absolutes, where things are "Net Good" or "Net Bad" is silly and immature. It just is. I'm not trying to attack you personally, I'm just being honest. Capitalism, for all its ugliness, is the reason that America is what it is today. Capitalism is *good*. How about this for your moral relativism: By doing SEO, I'm making a business more profitable. This in turn means that they're hiring more people. Paying more wages. Those wages are feeding children and putting braces on their teeth and clothes on their backs.

      7)
      SEO is only necessary because of the power of Google. They are creating a search monopoly. They are becomming one of the most poweful corporations on the planet. Yet you fail to wax poetic about the moral and ethical implications of what Google is doing. They can change their algo and a businesses sales can plummet. People get laid off. People go hungry. They cry. They stay up late worrying. They are harmed. Where is your crusade against that? Where is your crusade against the growing power of Google?

      8)
      Google lays out a list of rules. If you play inside those rules you're not doing anything wrong. Period.

      9)
      People that spam their links are stupid because that really doesn't boost your ranking. In fact, it can seriously harm your ranking. If backlinks fluctuate too wildly, your site is penalized.

      10)
      What is your "total contribution to the happiness of mankind?" How would you begin to measure that? Do you know what? The website I linked to in the beginning--just one of many that's hired me--sells mostly to non profits. They raised hundreds of thousands--possibly millions--of dollars for victims of Hurricane Katrina and the Boxing Day Tsunami. Schools and non-profits all over the country have funded things like school camp and toys for tots and make-a-wish thru products purchased thru the SEO'd website. How do you measure that?

      The honest truth is that you cannot. You have a black and white mind in a gray world.

    3. Re:Get a Clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you did a good job of replying to my first post, but not so much the second. Did I summarize your arguments accurately? What did you think about the spyware as a method of SEO? How about where I said that not all SEO is bad?

      I'm sure that there are inconveniences that you don't like. Spyware is a good one. Spam is another. Junk mail. Telemarketers. Look, SEO is annoying. It involves annoying a lot of people for the benefit of a few. Take a look at the other replies to your advice - anyone who doesn't do SEO, who hasn't made the same excuses for themselves, says that your advice sounds really spammy. And the barebones of my first reply was that I understand why people do what you do, but I don't like it.

      Okay, let's go point by point.

      0 - Okay, I admit, that was a strawman argument. It's taking the idea of pain of many / benefit to few to the extreme. Sorry. You aren't a war profiteer, etc.

      1 - I think I specifically said "I'm also not saying that all SEO is bad".

      2 - Okay, my choice. Telemarketers only call if you choose to have a phone number. Spammers only spam if you choose to have an email address. They are still a drain on my time, a drain on infrastructure, a drain on society.

      3 - Ah, yes. Even the phrase "There is no universal truth" can't be universally true, eh?

      4 - Hm.. so, logically getting good search results is also soley attributable to Google? SEO does nothing? Or maybe there's some kind of more complex relationship.

      5 - Is telemarketing good business? Junk mail? Sure, the rules are level, it's a tool that can be used. But it's a detriment. It's a drain.

      6 - I'm not saying that SEO is all bad. I mentioned the "good that happens to the website owners and yourself". It's odd that you say that there is no such thing as Net Good or Net Bad, but that "Capitalism is *good*". I'm glad that you can see that good and bad exist. Yes, there are good and bad aspects about almost everything. Is it more good than bad?

      7 - Well, this post isn't really about Google, per se. I can see that some of the things that Google is doing are good and bad. But I'm talking about what you suggested to do. I think your methods are slimy.

      8 - "If the government says it's legal, it's okay!".

      9 - Okay, some people in SEO suck.



      Hm.. been fun, gotta go. I'll finish up later.

    4. Re:Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "5 - Is telemarketing good business? Junk mail? Sure, the rules are level, it's a tool that can be used. But it's a detriment. It's a drain. "

      This is your thinking, and this is why you're wrong.

      What is a drain about Junk Mail? It GIVES PEOPLE JOBS. It MAKES PEOPLE MONEY.

      Get over it. You want a fantasy land. The things you want would only be possible in a "star-trekien no money exists" world. Telemarketers aren't a "drain" on ANYTHING. What are they draining? Please, tell me. What are junk-mailers draining? Who is hurting because Junk Mail is sent?

      You seem to have this idea of moral absolutes. Like I said. You have a black & white mind in a gray world. That sums up my entire argument.

      I'm done here. I have to go optimize some other websites. Maybe if I'm really lucky I'll somehow inconvenience you while doing it.

    5. Re:Get a Clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you put butter on bread-writing software? How does that work, anyway? Could you post a link to this revolutionary bread-writing software for us, please?

    6. Re:Get a Clue. by anagama · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "5 - Is telemarketing good business? Junk mail? Sure, the rules are level, it's a tool that can be used. But it's a detriment. It's a drain. "

      This is your thinking, and this is why you're wrong.

      What is a drain about Junk Mail? It GIVES PEOPLE JOBS. It MAKES PEOPLE MONEY.

      It's a needless waste of natural resources, trees and oil come to mind immediately but there must be others. It does nothing but cause me frustration and increase waste. And you can be sure the junk mailers aren't contributing to even the financial costs of landfill space, let alone the environmental costs of their actions. It is a "tragedy of the commons" situation.

      As for "job creation" -- so would roving bands of rock throwing hoodlums. Think of all the glass companies and installers that would employ. Now, breaking people's windows is illegal because it wrongfully deprives the window owners of their personal resources. The distinction with junk mail is that sadly, junk mail is still legal because people haven't figured out that junk mailers are wrongfully depriving us of our resources (money to clean up after the bastards, and environmental destruction to make the crap). So from a moral rather than legal perspective, where "moral" includes the notion that depriving people of their personal resources is wrong, junk mail is just as immoral as property damage. It's just sadly legal.
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    7. Re:Get a Clue. by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      You're talking about wanting an internet that's not shaped by profit. Guess what: It's gone and it's never coming back. It's been gone since, at least, 1995. And you know what else? That's a good thing.

      Since '90/91, when ARPAnet was supplanted by NSFnet and the global TCP/IP network we call the Internet (capital I, there is only one, and that is its name) permitted unlimited commercial interconnections. I helped start an ISP back in '93, there was profit in the 'net then.

      As for the anti-free software bit -- there are lots of major free software applications that work. Your argument is specious, as it appears to be based on the concept that if money is moving from one pocket to another, then the software is not free. I beg to differ. I don't pay a cent for the vast majority of the software needed to make a server operate. I can take it and use it and sell my services using it, and not pay a cent to anyone. That is objectively free. The mechanism that makes it free for my use is rather irrelevant.

      But otherwise, you are spot-on, and who-ever is moderating you Troll is an idiot. Or a raving leftist. Same difference.

      Larry

    8. Re:Get a Clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I said I'd come back and finish off. You still aren't answering the direct questions in my posts, which I guess means we're just talking past each other. Tell you what, if you're able to tell me what my position is, to my satisfaction, then you win the argument.

      On why it's a drain: let's try an economics analogy. We'll pretend that everything has a well-known price.

      Let's do Junk Mail.
      There's the price in materials and delivery. 10 cents.
      There's the upkeep of public utilities, roads, address system, landfill system, government subsidies to the USPS, etc. 25 cents.
      There's the time it takes me to glance at it and discard it as useless. 5 cents.

      Then there's the average revenue increase per piece of junk mail. Let's say it's 15 cents.

      So, for the company, they pay 10 cents, and they see 15 cents revenue increase, so that's 5 cents gain. Nice for them. That means that they can hire more people, do more business. It's great for them, great for the people they hire.

      However, overall, the price is 30 cents, meaning that for each mailer, they're costing an average 15 cents. But they don't care, because they're not paying that. The effect on the community is that for each mailer, the economy has to pay 15 cents, in one way or another.

      There are two things going on here. As the other poster mentioned, it's an example of the Tradgedy of the commons, meaning that many people pay to make a few rich. It's also an example of the broken window fallacy, meaning that that money could have been used for other purposes, so it's not actually helping the economy, it's hurting it.

      That's the same thing with some types of SEO. If you want your page ranked highly, then the best way is to either pay the actual cost of getting an unpopular site ranked higher, via AdWords. Or you could improve your organic ranking by gaining a good reputation for customer service, or having lower prices, or higher quality product. Just being the best around at what you do. Basically, make your site the most relevant site for your search terms, so you deserve to be at the top. When people enter your search terms, make it so that your site coming up first will make them very happy.

      However, creating link farms is damaging of a public resource. Google takes input from the web, and it is a tool used by many. If you degrade the quality of that tool, then you indirectly hurt many other people - a thousand papercuts. There are two specific ways that you are degrading the quality of Google. First, you're spamming it with useless information ("mostly gibberish"). You've said many times that it's allowed by Google, but I wouldn't bet money that it will stay that way forever, because it's _gibberish_. The second is that your website is intentionally a crawler trap. You yourself said that Google's crawler goes "in circles for hours" because of your clever little link farm. How much of the internet does Google crawl? It's not 100%.

      So, in summary, I must admit, I probably don't hate you. I'm not even really sure that I hate the SEO that you're doing - it could be a net gain for all I know. But, given your description, it sure seems like you're degrading both the quality and quantity of Google's index, which means that you are doing a disservice to every customer of Google. Each disservice may be small, but there are many. And you don't care about the cost, because you don't have to pay it. And, you're deluding yourself into thinking that it's good for the economy. You say that I'm stuck in black and white, but it seems that perhaps you're of the opinion that whatever you do is justified, because everything is gray.

      If that's the case, I hope you die of 1000 papercuts. Or at least rethink whether your SEO methods are the best ones you could be using.. :).

      Have a good one.

    9. Re:Get a Clue. by metamatic · · Score: 1
      What is a drain about Junk Mail? It GIVES PEOPLE JOBS. It MAKES PEOPLE MONEY.

      It wastes paper. It wastes chemicals used to make the paper. It increases deforestation. It makes it harder for me to find legitimate mail. It is the primary vector for mortgage scams, extended warranty scams, and credit cards with usurous terms and conditions.

      The Mafia also gives people jobs and makes people money. So does prostitution. So does illegal chemical dumping.

      Please, spare me lectures on how I shouldn't misjudge the SEO industry based on the unethical elements. I've yet to see anyone do a purely honest job of optimizing a web site for search engines; the term "SEO" is exclusively used by scam artists who clutter the web with bogus web pages full of crap like nonsense text and duplicate links in order to boost their pagerank. What's even sadder is the business owners who are suckered by this stuff, and end up with web sites that make them look like sleazy herbal viagra salesmen.

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    10. Re:Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't read your post.

      It's far too long and far too uninteresting to me.

      There is nothing wrong with SEO. The notion that search results should be this sacrosanct land of unquestionable purity is a joke to me. The idea that you should "respect googles judgement" in ranking sites and leave them to their own devices is a joke to me. And your idealistic fantasies are also a joke to me.

      Grow up, get over it. You could've deleted two hundred spams on your message board--and implemented a CAPTCHA--in the time you've taken writing meaningless notes to me.

      Thanks!
      Shane

    11. Re:Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Larry,

      What I meant is that SOMEBODY has to pay for the software, even if you don't. And I specifically said "major" software to exclude the many, many, many freeware/GPL/OSS apps that are created by a single person or a team of people and given away.

      Specifically, I was thinking of MySQL, Linux, OO.o, etc. All the biggest, best examples of OSS are by-and-large written by developers being paid by large corporations.

      I have no problem with free software in reality. I do have a problem with free software as its mythologized here at Slashdot. If all you knew about these topics was what you read here, it would seem like these apps were being written in their entirety with 'donations' from individual developers and that companies that actually turn a profit with software are somehow perpetuating a crime against humanity. In summary, it's the "Software is information and information is free" mentality that I despise.

      As for Slashdot moderation, well, you know. People use it to editorialize. It happens. They're just human.

    12. Re:Get a Clue. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      This is hilarious. Really.

      To listen to the people in this thread, there would be heaven on earth if only people would stop sending junk mail and optimizing for search engines.

      Get over it! The paper that's used in junk mail was PAID FOR.

      Who are you to tell them that they cannot mail something?

      I mean, my god, drop the thing in your recycle box for chrissake. Problem solved.

      But I guess it's just easier to bitch about it.

      Here, I'll join you: I hate it when I'm in the left lane and someone is in front of me going the speed limit. God, it's such an inconvenience and it's a waste of my time. Maybe we can make a law that says that people must let you pass.

      Actually, lets just make a law that says when ever I'm driving somewhere, people yield the right of way to me. I'd like that. And while we're at it, let's do the same at every line, every where. The Supermarket, The DMV, All of them. After all, this is about a "net positive" to the world or whatever.

      Also, lets do away with guns, drinking, smoking, loud talkers, mouth breathers, ball-mice, pepsi, and lima beans. I would enjoy that world more. ....I'm sorry, but it's hard to listen to the majority of you people in this thread and not see a bunch of whiners. As if Junkmail were the bane of your existence.

    13. Re:Get a Clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, here's the short version.

      You ask questions, but then don't read the answers. I ask questions, you don't reply.

      SEO is a drain on the economy similar to spam and telemarketing because they all aggregate wealth to a few individuals through small annoyances to many. Specifically, they all abuse common infrastructure, while not paying the true cost of that infrastructure.

      Hope that was short enough.

      If you're wondering why I'm spending so much time doing this, it's not very often that I can speak out to someone who carelessly is eroding everyone's quality of life. I wish you wouldn't do it. But as that's unreasonable, I wish you would at least take a moment to think about the tragedy of the commons and the broken window fallacy. What you're doing is selfish, and damaging to society as a whole. Own it, or change.

  77. Living Proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The store owner is living proof that the total number of horses' legs in the world is not evenly divisible by four.

  78. Pipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he can get the guy with the pipes to re-route them for him.

  79. Uh, because it's NOT Mike? by SeaFox · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't every body here want to see a blog by Mike Hunt?

    Not right now, we're busy trying to view a blog by Dean Hunt. Since he's the topic of this Slashdot story.
    1. Re:Uh, because it's NOT Mike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Hunt

      MikeHunt

      Mikehunt

      Mikunt

      Mycunt

      My Cunt

      Get it now?

    2. Re:Uh, because it's NOT Mike? by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      Mike Hunt

      MikeHunt ...

      My Cunt

      Get it now?


      Uh, yeah. I get the dumb joke. The point is the original poster asked why after 30 comments no one had questioned the blogger being named "Mike Hunt". The reason was, because the blogger WASN'T named Mike Hunt.

      Do you 'get it now'?
    3. Re:Uh, because it's NOT Mike? by l0cust · · Score: 1
      • Reading and comprehension skills. [URGENT]
      • A sense of humor. [OPTIONAL]
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  80. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by hhawk · · Score: 1

    It's not wire fraud for lying?

    Or what your saying is it isn't a criminal matter, it's a civil matter... ?

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  81. It is real? by microbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could there be a remote possibility that bloggers now start inventing stories to attract more clicks?

    1. Re:It is real? by sandwiches · · Score: 1

      A 'possibility'? Hasn't this been a reality with blatant viral videos, invented websites, fabricated news, etc?

      I think if anything is going to destroy the world or just information, it's going to be money.

      One day, we'll be reading about how Ronald McDonald discovered the New World (then known as World of Warcraft by the native Motorola indians) after sailing the Pepsi Ocean in his three ships - Linksys, Sharper Image, and NBC - with funding by Bank of America.

  82. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and probably he is happy to get so many backlinks from slashdot to his site :) It is a really nice idea.

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  83. Does this sound like Monster Cable? by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Which is well-known for legal harassment of any business that has the word monster in its name or its products' names?

    However, to rephrase Lloyd Bentsen, "Mr. [edited], you're no Monster Cable."

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    Tag lost or not installed.
  84. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by mysticgoat · · Score: 4, Funny

    An entry for wicktionary:

    deanhunt

    1. noun A particularly stupid way to shoot yourself in the foot with a viral advertising campaign gone bad. That advertising firm went bankrupt after the deanhunt it launched in December, 2006.
    2. verb To publicly state that one is going to perpetrate a big advertising hoax and then attempt to initiate that hoax on slashdot or another forum known to be full of clever, investigative skeptics with lots of time on their hands. The advertising campaign might have been successful if its author hadn't deanhunted it on slashdot.
    3. deanhunted, deanhunting adjective Referring to the state of self-destruction of credibility due to a particularly stupid deanhunt. The deanhunted advertising agency was never able to recover after the unfortunate series of events that it triggered in December 2006.

    It looks like this is turning into a cautionary tale for would-be advertising gurus: just becoming widely known is not enough; you need to very much avoid becoming widely known as a laughingstock.

  85. Maybe he should read a paper on PageRank by ianweller · · Score: 1

    It's potential that this business owner needs to read some documentation on Google's PageRank mechanism, get over himself, and check all of his outgoing links. Dean Hunt's website gets an overall pagerank of 2 as of my posting of this comment, so it's obviously a problem with the business owner's outgoing links. If only people knew what they were doing before they started throwing lawsuits at people... last night I just saw an older episode of South Park where everyone was suing everyone else for 'sexual harassment' -- proving that it's just silly to sue over these things. The judge, if it ever gets that far, will hopefully just throw the damn thing out.

  86. Re:please counter-sue by Goaway · · Score: 1

    "Your blog" is deanhunt.com, and you are Dean Hunt. You are scum. Please end yourself.

  87. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by devilspgd · · Score: 1

    For it to be a civil matter, you have to show damages. Try explaining to a judge that this ass-clown stole your precious /. time or wanking time, and that you are financially harmed as a result.

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  88. aaaaaaargh by biscon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Whats wrong with you people? its been stated several times that this is a hoax, why do you people keep falling for it? does no one read the existing comments before they post?. Besides this isn't viral marketing, its just lying and a hoax.

  89. Actually.... by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before I complete any SEO contract I submit the site to Googles review team. If it gets banned, I do what I need to do to fix it. Usually it's just a 30 or 90 day ban at first and they'll unban you if you fix the problem that caused the ban.

    If it doesn't get banned within 45 days after submission, they pay the remaining part of the contract and it's considered complete.

    So far, 15-or-so websites later, I've *never* has a website banned.

    All you need to do is follow their webmaster guidelines, as I've already said.

    All this talk of "gaming the system" by people who seem to not understand the "rules of the game."

  90. Mod Parent DOWN by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    You maroons, stop linking to his site! You're just playing into his hand.

    1. Re:Mod Parent DOWN by rk · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about these?

      asshole

      shithead

    2. Re:Mod Parent DOWN by StikyPad · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'd say "Somebody set us up the bomb!"

  91. He's totally exploiting everyone who links to him. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's exploiting Digg, Slashdot, and every other online community that has decided to link to him. If you even look at his blog itself (not the contents of its posts), you'd see that his blog is new and pretty lame. There's no way in hell he would link higher than an online store that likely has been around longer than his stupid blog has.

    His "viral campaign" worked, but he should have done a lot more to have covered his tracks because all signs point to LIAR.

  92. WARNING: don't follow this (parent's) advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks, I've been studying this stuff for years, and Google may be fooled for a few weeks by schemes like this, but it only lasts until it's next re-evaluation. Remember, they didn't get to be the number-one search engine through being gullible idiots. They've seen EVERY TRICK before, even if you just heard of it.

    ANY scheme to artificially boost page ranking, be it keyword stuffing, link farming, invisible text, generated page mazes and redirects or meta-tag voodoo is sure death to the site in the long run. Correct, it may be number one this month, but next month it will be number one-thousand if it isn't blocked/banned entirely.

    Pardon the offense, but the ONLY sane answer to "How do I get better ranking?" is "BUILD A BETTER SITE, DUMBASS!!!" Consider putting some good (for humans!) content on it, which will be natural linkbait. Paying people to submit your site to Slashdot, Digg, Reddit, etc., is of course one form of cheating that still works. For now.

  93. Hey, do what you want by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Here's my tip to this Anonymous Coward:

    Check that website once a month for the next year.

    Do you know when we first gained the top spot? December. 2005. That's fully one year. In that time, the most we've dropped is to number 2, toggling between us and the current #2 site.

    The really crappy thing is that people don't understand the difference between SEO that's allowed by google and SEO that's banned by google.

    I personally submit all of my sites to the google review team before completing the SEO contract. Including this one.

    Proof that this guy doesn't know what he's talking about is right in his message:

    "Keyword Stuffing" --> Illegal practice. Google has a 'keyword density threshold' Stay comfortably below that number, and you're OK.
    "link farming" --> Creating an artificial network of external back links isn't going to work. If google sees a big flux in your back links too quickly, you're penalized
    "invisible text" --> This is a big no-no, and I've never employed it.
    "generated page mazes" --> I'm assuming he means pages that automatically refresh to other pages, which Google considers "doorway pages." Again, it's a banned technique.
    "meta tag voodoo" --> Google doesn't even use meta tags in its ranking. It only uses them to build the site description.
    "Submitting to Slasdhot, Reddit" --> This is the linchpin that proves he's FOS. These sites always add a NoFollow attribute to prevent GoogleBot from following the external links.

    This is simple, folks. I've been doing this for a while now. Two years. Everyone of my SEO contract sites has been reviewed by google, and none have ever been blocked. I'm not including the URL of my business website in any of these posts. I'm sharing this information for one reason only: For the benefit of anyone who wants to employ it.

    The SEO Bible is not some E-Book you purchase for $30. The SEO Bible is the Google Webmaster Guidelines. Follow those, and you're golden.

    Take my advice, don't take my advice, I don't care. I make an average of $10,000 on each SEO contract I've done. I'm giving away the info because I believe in the free exchange of ideas.

    Some people are frustrated with themselves (or something) and they chose to attack me. Fine. I don't care. But I have no alterior motive. And if you don't trust me, follow the progress of that website. It was on page 30 in May of 2005 when I started. I got it to the first page after the Jagr update in September 2005. Three months later, they were number one.

  94. Smoking Gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Here's a post by Dean on WebmasterWorld from back in May:

    http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum44/2127.htm

    If I was to write a FAKE news article on my blog could I get sued for it? I want to write some spoof articles and I will mention in the article that it is fake, but i will be gently mocking celebs etc. Is this likely to cause problems?

    Dean seems morally-challenged. Here's another goodie from WMW:

    http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum10/11401.htm
    I will be launching several websites in the near future,( I'm still learning from all the great help here on Webmaster, and some advice was to hold off launching my website intil I learn more) and one one them is a going to have news and information on certain health issues. When I search the web and find current news on my subject can I copy and paste in into my website if it doesn't say something like " No part of this can be duplicated, reprinted, published da da da da.

    And, finally, one more:

    http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum103/667.htm
    I am wondering what the legal issues are concerning what is displayed behind a password protected area of a forum. e.g lets say we create a moderators only forum and I decide to slag off the competition. Or, lets say I create a password protected section that NO-ONE can access, but for some crazy reason I decide to add hardcore porn, or i copy content from another site, put it in the password section and no-one will ever know. However, what would the legal standpoint be for such scenarios? if no-one can see it, then is it still an offence?

    Looks like Dean's been toying with various scammy concepts for a while.

    In any case, he's looking like more of a sleeze by the minute.

  95. Fake? Obviously... by tonycheese · · Score: 1

    Look at all the comments that he got... have you ever seen so many capitalized and punctuated comments in reply to a post on a blog in your life? And this Dean Hunt guy seems to like the word hilarious... it shows up over ten times on the page. "# miked Says: December 9th, 2006 at 9:21 pm wow, came across this site via digg I'm amazed at hour stupid people can be. Hope you hear from this guy again soon!" Who mispells how as "hour"?? Poor guy, though. He must have spent hours thinking up comments from "different people". Or maybe they're actual comments. Hmm... I feel stupid. Oh well, I spent so long writing this thing I might as well post it.

    1. Re:Fake? Obviously... by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 1

      The whole 'thread' is fake...

      Look at the page source - the 'comments' are hard-coded into the HTML.

      A real blog/message board would build the pages dynamically using PHP and a database where comments are indexed and stored.

      Not sure if this relates closer to Andy Warhol or P.T. Barnum.

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    2. Re:Fake? Obviously... by rednuhter · · Score: 1

      Thats funnier than the original email.
      Do you understand what happens when you open a page in a web browser ?
      Your machine connects to a web server and asks for a page e.g. index.htm
      The web server will then commonaly locate that file give it some headers and send it back to your machine.
      If it the request is a CGI/ASP/PHP etc file then it runs it (if so configured) and returns the results.
      The results might be blank and/or your request could have caused the launch of a program that turns on xmas tree lights.
      So the request for bizarre-google-request-update on thedeanhunt.com server could return a database driven dynamically built page (which you see as HTML) or it could be returning a cached copy or it could be returning a static HTML file built dynamically when new comments are added.
      And of course it could be turning on and off his xmas tree lights at the same time.
      etc etc etc
      remember this is an over simplification of the process and possibilities.

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  96. If this is true... by denebian+devil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He did a really good job of it. A scan of his last couple months of posts show that on average he gets about 3-5 comments per post (if he's lucky). With this google search term fiasco, he's been getting dozens of comments per post, the highest so far being 158 on one post alone.

    Mission accomplished??

  97. Re:He's totally exploiting everyone who links to h by devhen · · Score: 1

    You're right. He is a liar. And a loser. The worst part: a recent update to the story that he posted as his latest entry. From that post:

    > I would like to thank you all from the bottom of my heart
    > for your support on this. I have been trying not to take
    > any of it too seriously, and your comments have really
    > helped me.

    No, Dean, let us thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You are scum and all the traffic in the world will never give you or your web site any purpose. Keep grasping at those straws loser, as well as leaching off of other's work and their humble naivety. Again, it will never give your worthless existence any meaning, only magnify the look you've given us all into your phonyness.

  98. Re:please counter-sue by devhen · · Score: 1

    Dean, you remind me of a saying: liars think that everyone lies. In life you can be a liar or you can portray truth and light, but not both. You can be a leach and a follower or you can be a creator and a leader, but not both. Do I need to point out where you fit in? You are worthless.

  99. Worst Day Ever on mikehunt.com by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    Dear Blog Readers,

    Today I went to the store and they totally screwed me there. Seriously, the manager was being a total dick. I would have fought him, but I'm too much of a pussy :( Then, on the way home a car splashed into a puddle and it got me all wet. To top everything off, when I got home, my mailbox was full of bills! I guess it must be that time of the month...

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  100. What will Google send him? by Specks · · Score: 1

    Maybe Google will send the business owner a box of Kleenex or perhaps a block of cheese to go with his whine since he's crying about his rank so much. Why not. They've sent aspirin for a headache.

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  101. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > It's not wire fraud for lying?

    Lying is not illegal.

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  102. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by hhawk · · Score: 1

    :( oh well.. so much for using agents of the state to do our bidding..

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  103. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by hhawk · · Score: 1

    This lie, if it was one, led fraudulent use of computer resources. It's like spam, one message doesn't waste enough resources to be worth the light of day, but when you put all the spam messages in aggregate it a significant level of usage and represents legitimate damages.

    Likewise, if this is a lie, then every click wasted what in aggregate amounts to 10's of thousands of dollars in wasted CPU cycles and net bandwidth.

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  104. But who cares what they say about their own stuff? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And maybe some (not all) blogs should be ranked higher because more people find what they say about those businesses more interesting and useful than what those businesses say about themselves.

    If I want to find contact information and other objective information (menus, product/price lists) for the business then I'll try their website first, but if I'm wondering whether to do business with them, frankly their website is secondary.

    Even if I'm looking for docs on a particular product I don't bother with starting from their website, I start with google - most corporate website search engines are crap - for example you get lots of useless PR releases bullshit instead of actual tech specs or drivers. They should just put all their pages in plain HTML where search engines can index them. But I guess someone has to waste lots of company money on paying expensive "web designers" to charge megabucks just to create all that crap and slap on a useless search engine.

    I mean who cares what "Divinci's Pizza" says about their pizza? Who even cares about Divinci's pictures of their pizza? A blogger's recent opinion and pictures of their pizzas, restaurant etc would be far more interesting for someone trying to figure out whether Divinci is worth a try.

    If Google starts to rank businesses higher just because businesses pay them AND[1] Google's searches become less useful to me, I'll just switch search engines. Same goes if it's bloggers or whoever else instead.

    [1] If McDonald's wants to pay 10 million USD to Google a year just to be top ranked for "McDonald's Corporation" go ahead - I don't think it will make my search results less useful.

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  105. Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4. (Rhyming slang) A contemptible person. "That guy who works in the marketing department is a complete Dean."

  106. Viral Campaign by TriNitroToluene.gt · · Score: 1

    Anyone read one of his posts on October 4th in the SEO section of his website? He intends to embark on a 'Viral Campaign'. Here are a few of his ideas: "Viral Campaign Stey by Step: Firstly I need to find something that is going to get a reaction from people and get them talking. I have already chosen what this will be. Next step is to create a site that is going to get your point across and act as a call to action for the readers. After that will be the promotion of the site via related sites." http://deanhunt.com/category/seo/ Sounds like this is one of his business techniques http://www.deanhunt.com/services/index.html

  107. Dean Hunt Paid Slashdot to post this "story". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as Roland Piquepaille paid Slashdot to link to his adblog.

    Slashdot is a commercial site. It's not about pleasing you. Unless you're a Slashdot shareholder, in which case it's all about pleasing you.

    Come explore the real world some time.

  108. [OT] Recruit cute chicks for WoW guilds... by Grail · · Score: 1

    Hey, if people are paying for AddOns like RDX, why wouldn't they pay for cute-sounding voice actors to join them on Ventrilo for 5 hours a night, 365 days a year?

  109. Don't get your panties in a knot by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 1

    Easy there fellow. The editors of /. are not journalists and cannot be expected to "check sources" like they'd be submitting stories for the print version of the NY Times. This is a techie site and the editors should just decide whether a story is interesting enough to make the page.

    Furthermore, isn't it more fun when things backfire like this and the hoaxter gets caught than in this would have just ended up in an editors trash bin ?

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  110. In other news by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Pron sites are suing his brother and fellow blogger Mike Hunt for ranking higher when certain searches are carried out in Google.....

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  111. money for the lawsuit? by dheera · · Score: 1

    so, it's clear from history that in the USA you can sue for random crap that doesn't make any sense. The fact that you *CAN* sue for something that's clearly set out to you makes no sense. in many other democracies of the world the government would show the guy Google's TOS and show the business that Google has no responsibility to them, and not allow the lawsuit to happen.

    what i'm personally worried about is the fact that i have a website. what if someone decides to sue me for crap like this? i'm a poor college student who cannot afford a lawyer, and cannot afford the time in court because of my studies. i can't afford to deal with crap that's _clearly_ not my fault. what compensation is provided to me? the #1 point here is the affording a lawyer part. what the hell do i do?

  112. What is wrong with these people? by rvincoletto · · Score: 1

    I'm on a mailing list about blogging and I send a message for the group talking about this case.

    They reject my message (Message not approved: Online Store to Sue Blogger Over Google Ranking):

    Renata, I'm going to reject this email from being published in the group since I am concerned about the group injecting itself into someone's legal affairs. Your connection with the topic is not explained, which is also a possible problem.

    I am concerned that accepting it for publication to the group without a more thorough description of the situation might cause some problems down the road for us by appearing to take sides.

    If you think I am misreading this situation please let me know.

    [edited], co-moderator

    OMG!!! It's just news...

    http://rvincoletto.multiply.com/journal/item/314

  113. Mod Parent Up! by frogblast · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why do i always see the best posts when i dont have any mod points. bah.
    I totally agree with your point. creating jobs/money is not the most important thing when determining the legality/morality of an activity.
    unfortunately many activites that harm other are allowed because (ironically) they harm everyone. pollution is the classic example - the polluter takes all the financial gains from not desposing of the waste properly/not producing the wast in the first place. everyone on the planet is affected by the negative results, but only a little bit each. The gains are concentrated with those who cause the problem and the damage is spread over many people.
    the idea is explained here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_Common s

    i think this is a good way of looking at the problem of SEO/junk mail/spam
    for each individual it might only be a slight annoyance, and it is always logical for a company to do it but eventually the 'environment' is damaged to a point where it is not usable.
    i.e. email becomes unusable because of the levels of spam, search engines become useless because of the artificial results
    some of these things are already happening...
    how many google searches have you done where the first page was just a load of rubbish - price comparison sites, fake 'reviews', review sites where nobody has even reviewed the thing your looking for. and of course the classic ebay results which seem to fill most searches (get a clue - if i wanted to buy it on ebay i would search on ebay!)

  114. Lawsuit threats by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Yeah, being threatened with a lawsuit by idiots is a rite of passage for anyone who publishes anything on the net.

    One time I got an email demanding that I remove information from various web sites or be sued for libel. I pointed out (a) that the web sites were archives of Usenet postings, and that I had no control over what someone had dredged out of Usenet and decided to republish on the web; (b) that I had posted the information to Usenet with an explicit expiry date that had already passed years ago, so in fact I had already requested that the information be taken down; and (c) that the information was factually correct, and hence not libelous. The kook agreed that the information was correct, but continued to pontificate about lawsuits. I never actually got sued, though.

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  115. Re:But who cares what they say... by ArigornStrider · · Score: 1

    Hey, when's the last time you tried managing a 4,000 page static website? The database back end is searchable as well, and it makes my job as a developer and other's as udaters or site managers much simpler, so we aren't spending millions of dollars with a team round the clock trying to change one link on 2,000 pages. Static HTML is great, for a 5 page site.

  116. Uhh... nope. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    I just checked the 20-or-so google servers. They're number one or number two for all of them still.

    Sorry to disapoint you!

    1. Re:Uhh... nope. by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe search results depend on country? I live in Germany and use http://www.google.co.uk/.

      Because you can hardly convince me that customSiliconeBracelets.com is at the top of the list if I checked it myself and found it on position #33.

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  117. You Seriously.... by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    ...You seriously can't expect people to take you seriously when you compare junk mail to the maffia, can you?

    Give me a break. At least come up with a relevant argument.

    1. Re:You Seriously.... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I wasn't comparing junk mail to the mafia, I was pointing out that your argument was applicable to the Mafia, and hence unconvincing. If you want to be taken seriously, come up with arguments in your favor that aren't laughable rationalizations.

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  118. Re:But who cares what they say... by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I said plain html - make it easier for search engines to index meaningfully AND for people to use. Most companies shouldn't be having all those silly flash + javascript pages - they aren't in the entertainment or ad industry and shouldn't pretend they are. Craigslist seems to be doing ok for all that "ugliness".

    But if you want to generate static html pages from a DB hey that's not that bad an idea. Might actually work quite well if you can store the "Last Modified" times of the files/data in the db and restore them correctly. Lots of webservers are very good at serving up static files. Could keep multiple copies around and use a symlink to point to the version you want.

    After all, as I mentioned - it's not as if many companies (even the big ones) get their own site search engines right. So they might as well just embed a google search form and use it as their site search.

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