From the report:
NULL Pointer Dereference (Expression dereferences a NULL pointer) 29 instances
Uninitialized Variable (Variable is not initialized prior to use) 2 instances
They also list the files and code snippets where the errors were found.
In addition, the comparison is made against an industry average of commercial code they have tested this way, NOT against other webservers.
I mean what's more fun than pulling wires at the last minute when you really have to have that wire.
Heh, I like to pull live 230V wires. Just hook up one end, turn the juice on and try to keep up, adding switches and fixtures. It makes for some really, really careful wiring.
These people probably read the Daily Dilbert as they would their horoscope and regard the PHB as a shining beacon of good management practice. There should be a big, red, blinking warning sign saying "WARNING: SATIRE - DO NOT TRY THIS AT WORK".
-Hey Lydia, here's your coffee.
-What's this? *frown*
-Grande Coffee like you asked.
-This is not a Grande Coffee.
-Oh, but it is. They just changed the menu down there. Coffee now comes in four sizes. Grande, Gigante, Gargantuani and WoW.
-And "WoW"!?
-We cops call this "the Urinator". *holds up a bucket*
-I didn't need to know that.
-And instead of "Tall" being "Small", "Grande" now means sample size.
-I miss the good old days when there was just small, medium and large.
-Scooter, your cup holders are too small.
So, there's an unconfirmed story that there may be illegal ISOs floating around that may or may not actually be playable at some time in the future. Or possibly already is, on some hardware. Maybe. Riiight.
One of the sponsors in their list gave 5 bucks and a link back to his site; www.sendmeapound.com. Go check out his Pound-O-Meter. I love an optimist, but not enough to give him money.:-)
Shops get the tax in bought items back, individuals don't.
If I, as a businessman, buy a printer, I get the tax back as a refund from the government. When I sell it to a customer, I pay the tax on that (probably higher or I wouldn't be in business for long) price. In reality, I just pay the difference unless I sit on the printer for a while.
There is one way: Die and have someone cremate you and hide the ashes in one of the experiments. That's the only way to get light and small enough to not be noticed, or indeed to find room at all.
Sorry about the big letters part. You could always move out into the desert and dedicate your life to digging mile-high letters in the sand, spelling "FUCK YOU" for the next shuttle crew that passes by.;-)
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I though radio signals were just light in another wavelength.
I'm no physics professor, but that probably depends on if you see it as a particle or a wave. As a particle, light is photons while radio is electrons. As waves, it's the same (EM radiation) and my post is just a lame attempt at a joke.
I like to think of them as wavy particles, kinda like really fast sperm, hitting the eye.:-)
Really weird. Just now, I was kicked out and was unable to log back in for a while. Oh, the pain! I looked at this story, saw the second comment to my post and clicked on the link to read it, that threw me back to the front page, except it had one ad per story - probably to compensate for the two ad-free stories we got. And the RCTW one was green but now it's back to blue again.
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NULL Pointer Dereference (Expression dereferences a NULL pointer) 29 instances
Uninitialized Variable (Variable is not initialized prior to use) 2 instances
They also list the files and code snippets where the errors were found.
In addition, the comparison is made against an industry average of commercial code they have tested this way, NOT against other webservers.
This submission is part of his testing the PopSci server for the Slashdot effect. Beware of non-tested servers!
Heh, I like to pull live 230V wires. Just hook up one end, turn the juice on and try to keep up, adding switches and fixtures. It makes for some really, really careful wiring.
Thirst post! No, wait...
Frooglepoopillion!
These people probably read the Daily Dilbert as they would their horoscope and regard the PHB as a shining beacon of good management practice. There should be a big, red, blinking warning sign saying "WARNING: SATIRE - DO NOT TRY THIS AT WORK".
-What's this? *frown*
-Grande Coffee like you asked.
-This is not a Grande Coffee.
-Oh, but it is. They just changed the menu down there. Coffee now comes in four sizes. Grande, Gigante, Gargantuani and WoW.
-And "WoW"!?
-We cops call this "the Urinator". *holds up a bucket*
-I didn't need to know that.
-And instead of "Tall" being "Small", "Grande" now means sample size.
-I miss the good old days when there was just small, medium and large.
-Scooter, your cup holders are too small.
She's a Nightmare - The Urinator .
Vapornewz, even. *Look, hot air!"
Cmdr Taco, the NY Times has hacked your site!
Yeah, that's the standard crew complement of a Class 2 exploration spacecraft from the Alpha Centauri planetary society.
One of the sponsors in their list gave 5 bucks and a link back to his site; www.sendmeapound.com. Go check out his Pound-O-Meter. I love an optimist, but not enough to give him money. :-)
If I, as a businessman, buy a printer, I get the tax back as a refund from the government. When I sell it to a customer, I pay the tax on that (probably higher or I wouldn't be in business for long) price. In reality, I just pay the difference unless I sit on the printer for a while.
How many chips would a chipmunk ship if a chipmunk could ship chips?
Yeah, I hope he can get Bill to remove that pesky Windows Activation scheme, it doesn't work anyway.
Sorry about the big letters part. You could always move out into the desert and dedicate your life to digging mile-high letters in the sand, spelling "FUCK YOU" for the next shuttle crew that passes by. ;-)
And how about Slashdot?
Anyone else read that as "human harvesting machine"?
It's the new color sidekick.
I'm no physics professor, but that probably depends on if you see it as a particle or a wave. As a particle, light is photons while radio is electrons. As waves, it's the same (EM radiation) and my post is just a lame attempt at a joke.
I like to think of them as wavy particles, kinda like really fast sperm, hitting the eye. :-)
Telescope geeks rejoice. But what should one say for a radio telescope? "First wave"?
Nevermind, I found them. Fair enough, I guess.
Hey, I want to believe too!
Excrement occurs, but what happened to the other comments to my post? The big bit bucket?
Go easy on the lighter fluid, editors!
Except that I'm not a subscriber? Nope. Looks just fine to me.
Ohhh, the colours... Pretty, pretty colours...