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  1. Please on Blizzard Exposes Detailed WoW Character Data · · Score: 1

    This is such a non issue. 10 minutes of in game observation of a character actively playing probably gives you nearly all this information anyway. I mean when the mage I'm dueling pulls out a Water Elemental and silences me with a Counterspell, it's not going to be too difficult to figure out his build.

  2. Re:Got out, and thank heaven on Blizzard Hints At New StarCraft, Launches Burning Crusade · · Score: 1

    Yes because Blizzard has never had a history of delaying their games past announced release dates before.

  3. Lol on Microsoft Worried OEM 'Craplets' Will Harm Vista · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It must suck to be a computer manufacturer.

    *XP is released, Dell sells a billion computers*
    Customers: Why the hell won't your computer allow me to edit my pictures, and why do I have a virus?
    Tech Support: Well you need to install this third party software and...
    Customers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too hard!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!
    System Builders: OK, it's all installed.
    Customers: Why the hell is my computer so slow?
    Tech Support: Well you said that you wanted us to install this software for you and...
    Customers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make my computer faster!!!!!!!!!!!
    System Builders: OK, it's a bare build again.
    *Vista is released*
    Customers: Why the hell won't your computer allow me to edit my pictures and why do I have a virus?

  4. Re:WITH Contract on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: 1

    If it's really going to be exclusive with Cingular, you're right, you probably can't even buy it without a contract. Which is too bad, I'm sure more than a few users who don't like Cingular will take a pass on it solely for this reason. I wonder what Cingular brought to the party to get this kind of a sweet deal?

    Also, Apple should do themselves a favor and drop the "iPod" portion from this and go after the business market.

  5. Totally innappropriate and not in the spirit on Child's Play Tops $1 Million · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dear Jack Thompson,

    Eat a dick.

    Signed,
    Real Human Beings

  6. Right on Best Buy's ConnectedLife One-Ups Geek Squad · · Score: 1

    It's a complicated business model, called ConnectedLife.Home, and it's bound to pit the new group against other Best Buy factions like Geek Squad."

    Kind of like how the new Ferrari dealership is going to compete against the Toyota dealership across the street.

  7. Try working for the state on America's Worst Christmas Parties · · Score: 1

    We get jack shit. This year they didn't even let us out our customary 2 hours early the last day; guess they figured with Christmas on a Monday it wasn't necessary. Also, is it just me or does a contract consultant have no right to bitch about not getting any kind of Christmas bonus? My god for what they're probably charging that company, they should be sending the CEO a ham.

  8. Because they already have one? on Novell Dumps the Hula Project · · Score: 2, Informative

    While the project will continue, it appears that Novell is not committed to developing a viable open-source alternative to MS Exchange.

    I know it'll never happen, but I've said many times before, the best thing Novell could do for their Linux interests is open source Groupwise.

  9. Wow on Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit · · Score: 1

    The level of myopia that some people can present is just staggering. You take a guy who does for you what for years everyone in Hollywood thought was impossible: Make a LOTR movie that is not only successful, but well received by the fans. And those two statements are of course generous; LOTR literally made everyone involved hundreds of millions of dollars, and is now considered one of the greatest achievements in film history. Not only that, the man has given you a cash cow that is already being milked for millions more, and will be continue to be milked for years to come. And you're taking him to task because of accounting issues?

    What kind of accounting sin could they have possibly committed that would cause you to not want this man to give you The Hobbit? I get this probably cost someone a lot of money, but come on, unless it was a straight $50 million embezzlement, let the man work.

  10. Re:Console Launch, 2050 on Predicting Launch Title Review Scores · · Score: 1

    Clearly, development cycles are somewhat accelerated in the near future. ;)

  11. Console Launch, 2050 on Predicting Launch Title Review Scores · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Welcome to The Intenet, brought to you by new Google Pepsi. Please enter your search criteria."
    *Playstation 10 NintendoUniverse XBoxForever comparison
    "You have chosen to search for a comparison of the three upcoming next generation gaming consoles, Playstation 10, Nintendo Universe, and XBox Forever. Based on your previous searches The Internet assumes that you would like to know the features of each console, prices, and launch titles available. Is this correct?"
    *Yes
    "Is there any additional information you would like to know?"
    *Review of available launch titles
    "Please wait. Analysis of your online gaming selections and performance over the past 5 years, along with your purchasing habits of games, levels, weapons, extra lives, and replay tokens, indicate that you would be most satisfied with the Playstation 10. Do you agree with this recommendation, or would you like more information?"
    *More info
    "Your play habits show a definite trend towards RPG and first person shooter titles, both of which are strongly represented on the Playstation platform. Further, a random sampling of your friends culled from 1500 websites, chat rooms, and virtual playgrounds indicate that 69.7% of your friends plan on purchasing the Playstation 10, while only 34.6% plan on purchasing the Nintendo Universe, and only 23.4% the XBox Forever. Do you agree with this recommendation, or would you like more information?"
    *Agree
    "Your Credit Account has been debited for a Playstation 10 Gold Membership account, in the amount of $1499.99. Gold Membership entitles you to download the Playstation 10 Virtual Console and two games of your choosing. For an additional $999.99 you can upgrade to the Platinum package, which entitles you to a hardware backup of the Playstation 10 console, shipped to your billing address within 4-6 weeks. Do you wish to upgrade?
    *No
    "Very well, you may upgrade your account at any time should you change your mind in the future. Displayed on your info monitor is a listing of currently available Playstation 10 titles. Do you wish to see recommendations on which titles you might like?
    *Yes
    "Analysis of your past purchases and play times indicate that you would be most satisfied with Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme and Shadow the Hedgehog: Commandos. Do you wish to accept these recommendations?"
    *More info
    "Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme allows you to take to the skies of Los Angeles as you..."
    *Stop, More info on other titles
    "There are 13 other titles available. However, analysis of your past game purchases and play time indicate that the best choices for you are Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme and Shadow the Hedgehog: Commandos. This recommendation is further based on Review Scores submitted by 345 gaming websites and 11,578 customer reviews of the titles, which carry an average score of 94 and 91 respectively. Do you wish to accept these recommendations?"
    *No, info on RPG and first person shooters
    "I'm sorry, at this time there are no RPG or first person shooter titles available for the Playstation 10 that have an average review score over 50. Predictive analysis of your play times indicate that should you purchase any of these titles, you would engage in only 4.5 hours of play. Playstation 10 highly recommends that you purchase Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme and Shadow the Hedgehog: Commandos. Do you wish to accept these recommendations?"
    *You told me PS10 had great RPG's and FPS's, WTF?
    "Invalid input. Playstation 10 Virtual Console download complete. By default, Playstation 10 has begun the download of your two included games, Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme and Shadow the Hedgehog: Commandos. These titles were selected for you based on analysis of your play..."
    *Stop download, I didn't want those two games.
    "Your Playstation 10 Gold account has already been debited for the cost of Tony Hawk Sky Boarding Extreme and Shadow the Hedgehog: Commandos. Are you sure you wish to cancel the download?"
    *..........No
    "Sony Corporation

  12. Re:iPod Cracked? on iPod Cracked, But Does it Matter? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welcome to Slashdot, pioneer of the misleading headline.

  13. Re:Actually... on FDA Approves New Drug for Type 2 Diabetes · · Score: 1

    Also something like this is probably only going to be used for people with very severe cases. I've got diabetes but I can easily keep my blood sugar in the 90-120 range by just watching what I eat and taking something called Amaryl.

  14. Re:Say it with me... on TV Really Might Cause Autism · · Score: 1

    And BTW, the study could EASILY be backwards. Maybe autistic children make parents move to towns with cable. It's just as likely, from the given facts.

    Yes you made your point, many media reports on studies (and yes perhaps even some researchers themselves) make the mistake of assuming correlation = causation. But let's not be silly here. Is it really so hard to believe that exposing young children to ever increasing amounts of bright, colorful, fast moving images on television might result in higher rates of autism? Yes, again, I know, it's just a correlation now, there is no direct evidence to suggest this, but something like this does deserve further study.

  15. Re:Heh... on PS3 Pre-Orders Came and Went · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now there's a gamer -- standing in line at GameStop from 6:30 to 9 qualifies as "camping out".

    In the guys defense, that's probably about how long the battery in his PSP was good for.

  16. In other news on Nanocosmetics Used Since Ancient Egypt · · Score: 1

    I have successfully created room-temperature fusion power by putting my phyladendron on the kitchen window sill.

  17. Darn on DSL Surcharge Plan Abandoned by Major Carriers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now they're going to have to wait 6 whole months and spend 10 whole minutes coming up with another lame-ass random fee to tack onto your bill!

  18. Translation on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want an iPhone! Gimme gimme gimme gimme now!!!!!

  19. In other news on The New Brat Pack of Silicon Valley · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a bitter and angry Rob Malda told reports looking for a quote to "Get the hell off my lawn".

  20. Re:Bad link on The Mighty Mouse Has Lost Its Tail · · Score: 1, Funny

    How is this news? Apple just released a 3 yeard old technology with a cute name and useless features! I mean come on, I'm shocked that the President hasn't addressed the nation yet!

  21. Also on Sony Hints At Higher Priced Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you buy a PS3, someone from Sony will come and kill your puppy or kitty. If you do not have a puppy or kitty, one will be assigned to you, and then it will be killed.

  22. Obligatory Simpsons Quote on Upstart Bloggers at Microsoft Moving On · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: Son, you tried, and you failed. The lesson is: Never Try.

  23. What is this "trolling" you speak of? on Dvorak Admits To Trolling Mac Users · · Score: 1

    If Dvorak was smart, he'd get a patent for that word quickly, then sell the rights to Steve Jobs for use in his next MacWorld keynote. You know, the one where Apple is going to announce they are purchasing the country of China, and setting up a new Mac store on Europa?

  24. Little does Hemo know on CmdrTaco becomes An Old(er) Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that malda[at]slashdot.org has been blackholed to /dev/null for years now. Rob is much to busy polishing his monocle to answer email.

    Wait a minute, that's not right...

  25. Jim Louderback on Boot Camp For Suckers? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Making John Dvorak look sane and reasonable since 1988.