Quoth the author: Whilst driving I concentrate only on driving (unless I'm in a drive thru) or parking lot.
How dangerous is that? Cruising around parking lots, which tend to have more pedestrians than roadways, concetrating on the radio, cell-phone, bags of crap just bought, etc.
Slashdot Mirror
and finally, that SlashDot will post a story about that innovation.
Twice. In a 24 hour period.
I'd just be like "clean me up, come on 1,000 bucks to the first person to wipe my ass.
MS Depends: "You look like you just shit your pants. Would you like some help arraigning for a Smithers to clean you up?"
Dark Energy - Nobody knows what the heck it is, but it is officially repulsive.
Well, it IS three-eyed alien poop. Of course it's repulsive.
I'll turn 1 year uptime on them next week.
Wow. Just in time to turn them off before the Internet is cleaned on New Year's Eve.
Humor. Bring back the old bowling jokes.
First square watermelons, now spherical computers? Whatever they're smoking, it must be good.
I'm keeping my virginty for Cowboy Neal you insensitve cold!
Shouldn't that be: "I'm keeping my virginty until CowboyNeal loses his you insensitve clod!"
When have you met a sensitive cold?
Divide the ground beef in half and press into two thin patties slightly larger than the bun.
Umm, you misspelled much smaller.
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Bill Gates Loves Janet Reno 92%, giving them a good chance of having a good relationship.
On the other hand, Bill Gates Loves Spuds Mackenzie 63%. Maybe Bill is a closet necrophile who's obsessed with small dogs?
have the robot connect straight to your butt with a special adapter.
Well, that may come too close to the seat of the "IT", which is illegal to buy, sell or own, thanks to the government bail-out of the airlines.
copywrite? COPYWRITE?
/. editor already had a go at it. What are you asking?
Looks like a
From the Lucille Ball movie, the password to gain access to a speakeasy during Prohibition, 1920's US.
First of all, why is this trivial $13 dispute "stuff that matters??"
Ummm, 4 tickets at $5.50 each comes out to $22.
Mame sent me!
Quoth the author: Whilst driving I concentrate only on driving (unless I'm in a drive thru) or parking lot.
How dangerous is that? Cruising around parking lots, which tend to have more pedestrians than roadways, concetrating on the radio, cell-phone, bags of crap just bought, etc.
Fuck You 2001-2002? From Mandrake? Sounds more like a Microsoft customer service plan.
the American TV public didn't want to tune in anymore
Homer: Hello, is this Nasau? I'm sick of your boring space launches....SHUT UP!!! And another thing, how come I can't get no TANG 'round here?
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Hello, is this President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some 'tang, it'd be you. SHUT UP!!!
One question: Is your list of gripes about DVHardware or Slashdot?
Better yet:
Fly my prettys, fly!
Someone's charging room service to the company?
Perhaps we'll finally get to SEE these episodes.
India is a powerhose
Interesting. I've never thought of India as being a powerhose.
A keyboard lovers' best friends.
Madonna's dog
Sean Penn or Guy Ritchie?