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I got an English degree. Shouldn't that be, "I gots an English degree"?
D'oh!
Well, Super-Size means 40 fluid ounces. How many cubit centimeters is an ounce?
Episodes IV-VI would just be about the Jedi council sitting around picking their noses. Mace Windu: "That's MY mother-fucking Kleenex!" Yoda: "Yellow this is, with a hair into it stuck, hmmm, hmm, ha, hmm."
Actually, 3PO is referring to being involved with the Rebellion.
Forrest Gump and Max Headroom will be hosting a morning show starting next month. "L-l-l-i-f-f-fe is l-l-like a box of ch-ch-ch-ocolates. You n-n-never kn-kn-know what you're gonna get-get-get."
primary hurdle is getting past the hardware based authorization system Huh. I would have thought the primary hurdle would have been getting the Green Screen of Death right, so it would look like a factory X-Box sitting in a Lawyers-R-Us kiosk.
Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
Rework the width with rails. They screw onto the sides of the HDD, and make it 5.25 inches wide, instead of a pussy 3.5 inches.
what is that, 5 bytes? No, it's the symbol used for protection when computers summon the minion of The Gates and The Balmer: Clippit!
Cubicle Man, Cubicle Man, Does whatever a, well... Just sits on his can.
Granted God rarely takes an interest in computers, but when he does, watch out. "Bernard is watching. Cover your butt. --GOD" Dap: "Really? I didn't know he was signed in."
And the divx should be as grainy, low quality, and stuttery as possible Wow! They've translated it into Gungan already?
send in your authorized Windows media and key with a purchase of Red Hat Linux and we'll pay you the cost of the Microsoft tax Except that, legally, you have to send in your whole PC with the media and Key. You know it's true, Microsoft said so.
Well, what would you rather she wore? Less. A lot less.
finger...colleagues or employers That sounds like a bad idea. Seems like begging for a harrassment suit to me.
Surely MS can just fly a couple of their marketing people to help fill in the gaps where the demo falls short. Or just put together a demo video, and splice extra footage into the gaps where the demo falls short.
But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind. Maybe they'll rethink some of their "Fuck the printer customers" attitude and business practices.
celebacy is not required. But, mostly involutarily, widely practised.
How about when info about "Cisco chicks" and "Galactic catastrophes" changes from minute to minute for hours after being posted?
That's 'cause there's not a "nice troll" moderation option, so we use "insightful" as a stand-in. "Nice troll, good troll, maybe I got an Insightful biscuit."
Well, in the case of Dianetics: 2. Brainwashing, fraud and attack lawyers.
Ha!! Up yours, vi! Eat me, emacs! I've got PICO-POWER!
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Wow, you're right. I bet even Randall would go for the last one.I got an English degree.
Shouldn't that be, "I gots an English degree"?
D'oh!
Well, Super-Size means 40 fluid ounces. How many cubit centimeters is an ounce?
Episodes IV-VI would just be about the Jedi council sitting around picking their noses.
Mace Windu: "That's MY mother-fucking Kleenex!"
Yoda: "Yellow this is, with a hair into it stuck, hmmm, hmm, ha, hmm."
Actually, 3PO is referring to being involved with the Rebellion.
Forrest Gump and Max Headroom will be hosting a morning show starting next month.
"L-l-l-i-f-f-fe is l-l-like a box of ch-ch-ch-ocolates. You n-n-never kn-kn-know what you're gonna get-get-get."
primary hurdle is getting past the hardware based authorization system
Huh. I would have thought the primary hurdle would have been getting the Green Screen of Death right, so it would look like a factory X-Box sitting in a Lawyers-R-Us kiosk.
Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
Rework the width with rails. They screw onto the sides of the HDD, and make it 5.25 inches wide, instead of a pussy 3.5 inches.
Hell, I can do it too. Pretty simple, actually:
- make bzImage
You can do it, too!what is that, 5 bytes?
No, it's the symbol used for protection when computers summon the minion of The Gates and The Balmer: Clippit!
Cubicle Man, Cubicle Man,
Does whatever a, well...
Just sits on his can.
Granted God rarely takes an interest in computers, but when he does, watch out.
"Bernard is watching. Cover your butt. --GOD"
Dap: "Really? I didn't know he was signed in."
And the divx should be as grainy, low quality, and stuttery as possible
Wow! They've translated it into Gungan already?
send in your authorized Windows media and key with a purchase of Red Hat Linux and we'll pay you the cost of the Microsoft tax
Except that, legally, you have to send in your whole PC with the media and Key. You know it's true, Microsoft said so.
Well, what would you rather she wore?
Less. A lot less.
finger...colleagues or employers
That sounds like a bad idea. Seems like begging for a harrassment suit to me.
Surely MS can just fly a couple of their marketing people to help fill in the gaps where the demo falls short.
Or just put together a demo video, and splice extra footage into the gaps where the demo falls short.
But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.
Maybe they'll rethink some of their "Fuck the printer customers" attitude and business practices.
celebacy is not required.
But, mostly involutarily, widely practised.
How about when info about "Cisco chicks" and "Galactic catastrophes" changes from minute to minute for hours after being posted?
That's 'cause there's not a "nice troll" moderation option, so we use "insightful" as a stand-in.
"Nice troll, good troll, maybe I got an Insightful biscuit."
Well, in the case of Dianetics:
2. Brainwashing, fraud and attack lawyers.
Ha!! Up yours, vi! Eat me, emacs! I've got PICO-POWER!