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  1. Actually... on The ROBOlympic Games · · Score: 2, Funny
    a very nice photo of two robots, the larger one either fixing or rocking the smaller one.

    It looks like the Stormtroopers learned their lesson about cuteness after dealing with the Ewoks. That AIBO had better talk or it is gonna be one fucked up little puppy.

  2. Re:Not Tom. on War of the Worlds Remake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keanu Reeves!

    Whoa.

  3. Be Prepared on Examining New York's Bioresearch Laboratory · · Score: 1

    They caught it this time, or did they? Better read the research that's been done on this sort of thing.

  4. Re:Eventually no apps? on Microsoft and EU Talks End · · Score: 1

    There should be a [] NONE option for each of those.

  5. Re:Now there's a job I wouldn't want... on Microsoft Plans to Create Local Language Software · · Score: 1
    no word for "computer" ... the Rwandan [open source] developers created their own: "mudasobwa," which roughly means "something or someone that does not make mistakes."

    Until you put Windows on it, anyway.

  6. Re:That's what I call a fan! on Tom's Hardware Investigates Michael's Computers · · Score: 5, Funny
    You missed:
    • 209 Mother-in-Law
  7. Ironic? on Tom's Hardware Investigates Michael's Computers · · Score: 1

    Here is www.michaelscomputers.com/. Here is Google's cache. Gotta love his claim that, if you have to wait when you click, your PC too slow.

  8. ObCartman on Melting Europa · · Score: 1

    God-damn tree-hugging hippie crap!

  9. Re:hmmm, Women... on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1

    Someone already did.

  10. Re:When... on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1
    it should sound like a Chevy Small Block running at around 5K RPM

    Nah. A Dodge 440 Magnum with glasspack mufflers. And it plays "Dixie" when your print job is finished.

  11. Re:very nicely said on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1
    Epson's next going to come out with wood color printers that look like ammo boxes for the guys?

    How about a printer shaped like a pair of boobs?

  12. Re:But if you do... on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1

    Like seeing someone throwing dart at you before you fail to miss the ground.

  13. Definitely needed on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1

    Because the "You just plug it in and print" thing that current "male-oriented" printers do is TOO hard.

    Oh, and "math is hard", "let's go shopping."

  14. Re:Maybe we all better... on Lifting The Lid On Computer Filth · · Score: 1

    At least I'll finally have a door with a lock.

  15. Re:The most important Star Trek innovation on Star Trek's Design Influence On Palm, New Tech · · Score: 1

    Better than that, whenever you meet a ravishing female with different colored skin, a non-beehive hairdo or an outfit that's different than the women around you normally wear, you get to have sex with her before she dies!

  16. Re:I'm just not ready on Star Trek's Design Influence On Palm, New Tech · · Score: 1

    IIRC, Shatner has or had a toilet built to look like the captain's chair on the Enterprise. Don't remember where I heard, tho.

  17. Re:Horrible Name on New SQL Server Release Slips to 2005 · · Score: 1
    Are they that arrogant that they feel the need for such a generic name?

    Yes. You should take a look at the name of the OS it runs on.

  18. Re:That's nothing... on Retro Vision · · Score: 1

    This one seems fairly recent.

  19. Re:Waitaminute on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow! · · Score: 1

    They were probably Hollywood stormtroopers looking for evidence "hidden among racks of anime and video games" that he had SMS'ed someone a message saying that %COOKIE_CUTTER_ACTION_FLICK stank and was not worth watching, and ended up seduced by the powers of his voice. People had the same troubles with Saruman, IIRC.

  20. Re:Title on I, Robot Trailer Available · · Score: 1

    Starring Will Smith as the Rapper, and DJ Jazzy Jeff as the Robot?

  21. Re:LOTR: Riverdance on LOTR to Become a London Musical · · Score: 1

    Truly. Just read his diary.

  22. Re:New error message.... on Bell Labs Plants Nanograss to Cool Mobile Chips · · Score: 1
    Pretty soon there'll be a gasoline powered chip,

    So Tin Allen is into computers now?

  23. Re:swear count? LOL! on Linus on Linux in 1994 · · Score: 1
    but i think its even funnier that someone codded a program to look for swear words in code!

    But not as funny as if someone had trouted a program to look for swear words.

  24. Re:It's slashdotted on Stop! Website Thief! · · Score: 1

    You mean a mirror of this site?

  25. Re:Porn built the internet(not Al Gore) on Online Porn - The Technology Testbed? · · Score: 1
    Porn, e-mail, and Wolf ET.

    Now, if we could only put 'em together somehow.