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  1. Re:Not this time on Quirks and Tips For Upgrading To Vista · · Score: 1

    Fuck yeah! You tell him!

  2. In Soviet Russia.... on Gas-Powered Boots As Metaphor For Cold War · · Score: 1

    They miss step 3:

    1. Invent clever gas powered boot
    2. Turn into military secret
    3. ???

  3. Re:Timing when we lost our hair on The Coevolution of Lice & Their Hosts · · Score: 1

    There is a theory that humans were once more aquatic in nature. The loss of body hair, vestigial webbing on the fingers and toes, and a layer of subcutaneous fat all are human body attributes that lend themselves to supporting this idea. To extend your concept a bit further, it is theorized that head hair remained to accommodate babies clinging to it as we swam through the water.

    As gobbo points out, having an infant clinging to your head while you went about your business would be a cumbersome arrangement to say the least. However, this would not necessarily be the case in an aquatic environment where buoyancy would reduce the weight.

  4. Re:I for one am glad it's gone... on Award-Winning Ad Taken Off Air In Australia · · Score: 1

    Now if the kid had chugged a six pack of Foster's and gotten behind the wheel, I may have taken issue with it.

  5. Re:Two Recent Examples on Have You Hit a Gaming Wall? · · Score: 1

    Assuming you're talking about the Berserker in the greenhouse/solarium sort of room, there should be a Hammer of Dawn in there on the dark side of the room towards the entrance end.

  6. Re:his wife on Hans Reiser in Court Today · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or maybe he caught her running ext3.

  7. Re:Are we sure it comes from work? on Understanding Burnout · · Score: 1

    I experience it when I wind up the RPM's in my Camaro and drop the clutch.

  8. Re:IMPORTANT on Health Insurance for the Self-Employed? · · Score: 1

    A Canadian hospital will bill a non-resident the full amount.

  9. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! on Mahir To Borat, I Sue You! · · Score: 1

    "I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings."

  10. Re:Same reason we prefer McDonald's on Why Do We Prefer Sequels? · · Score: 1

    I find your comment ironic given your user name.

  11. Re:In more trouble than most realize... on Globalization Decimating US I.T. Jobs · · Score: 1

    Can you cite a recent example of something truly innovative and capable of "advancing overall human technology" that has come out of India?

  12. Re:Strategy Guides on The Myth of the 40 Hour Game · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dude, you nailed it. Shadowgate for the NES was the most aggravating exercise in futility I've ever experienced in my 20+ years of gaming. It was nearly impossible to progress past some parts of the game without detailed knowledge on how to manipulate select items from certain areas in specific ways. In the pre-Internet days, the only solution was to call the $1.00 a minute help line prominently displayed in the back of the manual.

  13. Re:Complete Psionic quibbles and suckage on Dungeons, Cities, and Psionics · · Score: 1

    For an offshoot of the game that I'd have to argue isn't in widespread use, why the hell have they published yet another book on the topic? Since version 3.0 we have the Psionic's Handbook, then in 2004 we have the updated 3.5 Expanded Psionic's Handbook and now the Complete Psionic. I mean, goddamn, haven't they exhausted the subject yet?

  14. Re:A Year of MythTV on MythTV 0.20 Released · · Score: 1

    Mediaportal that blow away every bit of MCE in every possible way

    Not entirely true. Mediaportal cannot stream video to the Xbox 360. This is an important feature for a lot of people who own this console.

  15. Re:Governor on MGM to Produce "The Hobbit" · · Score: 1

    Why don't they make another Conan movie if they want to bring the Governator back?

    Damn right! Conan the King would be pretty sweet!

  16. Re:Too long on 16GB Flash USB Dongle · · Score: 1

    I also thought the length of this thing was impractical. They should have made it a few centimeters longer so it could double as a police baton for self defense.

  17. Re:Not sure why the fuss over 16GB USB Flash... on 16GB Flash USB Dongle · · Score: 1

    tigerdirect has it wrong. According to the manufacturer's page ( http://www.kanguru.com/flashdrive_max.html ) it will do the USB 2.0 speed of 480 mb/s or 60 MB/s.

  18. Re:People are strange and irrational on How to Win on Ebay: Snipe · · Score: 1

    Are you a script writer for Deadwood?

  19. Re:10 Other Things that Don't Matter on The 10 Tech People Who Don't Matter · · Score: 1

    11. Scientology

    Ironically, the kids at Digg have almost established their own religion focused on hating Scientology. Who actually gives a shit about it?

  20. Re:Expect the Playstation to underperform. on PS3 to Sell at Over $800 in UK · · Score: 1

    You hit the nail on the head. These are the same kids who bought 64-bit AMD processors in droves so they could run their 32-bit operating systems and their 32-bit games on them.

  21. Re:That was not my point, though on I Was Young And I Needed The Money · · Score: 1

    Man that goblin fight example brings back some good memories. Many, many hours wasted away.

  22. Re:We already have open source Java on Sun to Change Java License for Linux · · Score: 1

    Note that he said he was a *former* CS student.

    Installing the RPM version is also a 5 minute process, 4 of which are spent downloading the JDK.

  23. Obligatory... on The World's Deepest Dinosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  24. Re:Bad Things about Paladium Products. on Palladium Books Going Out of Business · · Score: 1

    Palladium's writers and artists have been troopers, waiting months to get paid, but their generosity is not enough.

    There was a running joke in my group about the Rainbow spell which was re-printed in just about every book that contained spells. I think they've fixed it since, but about 10 years ago the spell looked like this:

    Rainbow
    Range: One mite (1.6 km).
    Duration: 15 minutes per level of the Warlock.
    Saving Throw: Standard.
    P.P.E.: Sixty
    The Warlock creates a rainbow extraordinary in its prismatic color
    display arcing across the sky. The gentle beauty of this sight raises the
    morale of all who view instilling a deep feeling of wonder, self
    worth, hope and job.

    Clearly they meant to put joy instead of job but they got it was job in at least half a dozen books. Great editing Kevin.
    Everytime one of us picked up a new Palladium book we would immediately flip to the Rainbow spell to see if it still instialled deep feelings of wonder, self worth and job.

  25. Re:Please update the post with important informati on Palladium Books Going Out of Business · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    Palladium's writers and artists have been troopers, waiting months to get paid, but their generosity is not enough.

    You didn't pay people and they stole shit from you Kevin? WTF did you expect?