Also, there should be some kind of CAPTCHA or brainteaser you have to solve before you can order a launch. I could be something simple, like putting a square peg in a square hole, or spell your way trough a whole tweet.
Usually, people who tell others to "RTFM" have no idea where TFM is, or if there even is a FM, or if TFM covers the F subject. They just blurt it out as if they get a cracker every time they do.
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No don't listen to the haters. I have a whole warehouse full of these watches, and trust me they are great! You don't want to be the only kid in school not wearing one of these babies, do you? Look! Shiny! New! *dangely* *dangely* *dangely* *dangely*
I have heard, that if you get it up to 88 mph, and put it in reverse while pressing the gas and brakes at the same time. A service menu hud pups up on the windshield. And you can change all kinds of cool settings, like the color of the brake-lights, or make the steering-wheel left handed.
You Can't Go Home Again? Well, think again! With the NEW Zoox 2000, you can! Our patented new Zoox-tronic technology GUARANTEES that one-way trips are now a thing of the PAST!
This is just the beginning! After all the needless things, like bookmarking, navigation, GUI, etc has been removed, FF will really fly! And as an added bonus, It will report itself as "Google Chrome". Its what the kids want! Right? Right!
The butterfly keyboards has been phased out, and replace with a new design called "mote". New mote keyboards will be 0.0001 inch thinner, only sacrificing minimal travel length, comes in 2 new colors.
Suddenly motorized pop-up cameras on phones doesn't sound so stupid at all.
Next I propose we give some app-developers the SAW-treatment with the phone and a gun mounted on a helmet, and the camera pushing the trigger if comes up.
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Was it delivering butter at the time?
Also, there should be some kind of CAPTCHA or brainteaser you have to solve before you can order a launch.
I could be something simple, like putting a square peg in a square hole, or spell your way trough a whole tweet.
...with butter.
So will they rename it "Denholm Industries" now!
Team!
Team!
Team!
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I hear that thing can pull a goofball trough a garden hose.
...at not extra cost!
Free plastic!
Free plastic everyone!
Next step;
Keep Ford, and replace everything else with the footage and story from A New Hope.
How is that cure for cancer coming along?
Usually, people who tell others to "RTFM" have no idea where TFM is, or if there even is a FM, or if TFM covers the F subject.
They just blurt it out as if they get a cracker every time they do.
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RTFM!
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Well, fuck you too!
Just shave his head.
Then people will probably stop feeding him, and he'll die from trying to eat a stapler.
No don't listen to the haters.
I have a whole warehouse full of these watches, and trust me they are great!
You don't want to be the only kid in school not wearing one of these babies, do you?
Look!
Shiny!
New!
*dangely* *dangely* *dangely* *dangely*
I have heard, that if you get it up to 88 mph, and put it in reverse while pressing the gas and brakes at the same time.
A service menu hud pups up on the windshield.
And you can change all kinds of cool settings, like the color of the brake-lights, or make the steering-wheel left handed.
Also, all bathrooms should have transparent walls and doors, so we can see what the hell you are doing there.
What are you hiding, citizen?
Rape?
I Googled for DuckDuckGo and was told by Google that you are a fucking liar.
15 drops turns the phone off.
16 drops bricks it.
17 drops vaporizes it
You Can't Go Home Again?
Well, think again!
With the NEW Zoox 2000, you can!
Our patented new Zoox-tronic technology GUARANTEES that one-way trips are now a thing of the PAST!
You Go girl! ...and back again!
Zoox..
Zoox..
Zoox..
2000!
It-gets-you-where-you-want ..and back-a-gain!
This is just the beginning!
After all the needless things, like bookmarking, navigation, GUI, etc has been removed, FF will really fly!
And as an added bonus, It will report itself as "Google Chrome".
Its what the kids want!
Right?
Right!
The butterfly keyboards has been phased out, and replace with a new design called "mote".
New mote keyboards will be 0.0001 inch thinner, only sacrificing minimal travel length, comes in 2 new colors.
Suddenly motorized pop-up cameras on phones doesn't sound so stupid at all.
Next I propose we give some app-developers the SAW-treatment with the phone and a gun mounted on a helmet, and the camera pushing the trigger if comes up.
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And another perk, is that they can park on handicap-spots.
Because compared to (most) human drivers, they are definitely differently abled.
Show me your papers!
Or are you to lazy to carry a little paper around when you leave your house, hmm?
Show me your papers you lazy bum!
Make the world a better place, a more organized place, a place that marches towards the future in lockstep, arm in arm,
But first...
SHOW ME YOUR PAPERRRRSSSS!!!!
"Donald Trump could bring about world peace"
Yeah, I bet he could.
I think I saw that Twilight-zone episode.
He's just a big fat orange monkey paw.
Ask him for world peace, and good luck!