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  1. Re:Bridge on The Self-Tuning Guitar · · Score: 1

    Action. The distance between the strings and the frets is called the action.

    Personally I think this is a crap idea.

    Just buy more guitars. They'll be something to flog on ebay when the career starts to wain.

  2. Re:Mike Rowe = sellout on Microsoft Agrees Settlement Over MikeRoweSoft.com · · Score: 1

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

    HE IS 17.

    I'm not sure if many adults would be able to resist the carrot of free stuff given to you by some charming, charismatic PR person coming to talk to you and your parents.

    Don't forget the stick was some of the biggest legal firepower you can get.

    HE IS 17! History is full of people trying to get young people to fight battles the older people care about. Put your money where your mouth is. Piss Microsoft off and matyr yourself to the cause.

    I for one don't think that anyone can blame a child for toeing the line. It's what we tell them to do anyhoo.

  3. Re:About the same time /. posters actually RTFA? on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if I were an engineer (which I'm not)

    Clearly ;-)

    You keep on making my point for me.

    You are saying that you can use one system for work, and one system at home. Why bother? I have no idea what someone is saying to me when they say "oooh! it's 90 outside". I think that's hot but I'm not sure. Now if someone said "oooh! it's 30 outside". I instantly have a frame of reference. BUT WAIT. My first degree was in Chem, so we used C or K. No need to learn another system! Also, we live in a global economy. Even if Imperial measurements were better, it might be an idea for any one country not adhering to the international standard to change so mistakes like the parent article didn't happen anymore.

    We are going to have do disagree on the point that metric isn't far superior to imperial.

    However:

    They will never take away the pint. If you ask someone in the UK about a 'pint' they will almost always assume you are talking about beer. I don't know when it happened, but they don't seem to sell milk in pints anymore (but 0.5 litre ~= pint).

    Just like you can take my 1210s from my cold, dead hands and most guitarists would pick a Fender over something Ibanez has ever made. Some old things are good. Sometimes we pick the older thing for less than tangible reasons. Some have seen better days, why are people emotionally attached to a whole system of crap measures?

  4. Re:About the same time /. posters actually RTFA? on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 1

    The inherent advatages/abilities of metric/SI units:

    Temp: C 0 = Freezing point of water 100 = boiling

    Kelvin: 0 = absolute zero, borrowing the increments from celcius (i.e. 1 degree temp rise in K == 1 degree rise in C).

    Mass.
    1M^3 H20 = 1000 KG = 1 ton.

    Velocity = M per second.

    I could go on. The basis of SI is like having primary colours. We have taken colours to the bare minimum, red, blue and green. We can't make red, blue or green from anything else. Every other colour we know can be made from red blue and green. Those colours are derived. SI does the same thing. They boiled it down to the primary units, and everything else is derived.

    Add to this that SI is decimal, and the argument is compeling.

    Why is there 14 pounds to the stone, but only 12 inches to the foot? Because someone said so. It's a rubbish system. My dad loved Imperial measurements, he grew up with them. As an engineer, he saw the distinct advantage of metric.

    There_is_no_other_reason to use Imperial units other than that's what (a small number of) people are used to. My Mum was used to her typewriter, but she couldn't email on it so had to upgrade.

  5. Re:About the same time /. posters actually RTFA? on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 1

    WTF?

    You forgot your switch/case statements:

    Also, there is nothing inherently better about the metric system of measurement, vs. the english system of measurement vs. any other standardized system of measurment.

    Firstly, as been said up there ^, it's Imperial. Secondly as you say yourself:

    The only advantage is commonality and not having to do conversions(which is an advantage, I admit).

    But then in_the_next_sentence:

    But there is no inherent advantage as to how well one system can perform over the other.

    I think Withnail would state this as "A state of chronic indecision".

    There is a clear advantage to metric/SI units. You know this yourself as you mentioned it.

  6. Re:Girlfriend? on Han Solo in Lego Carbonite · · Score: 2, Funny


    Han (and) Solo. ;-)

  7. Troll? on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 1


    What a darling fascist bully-boy.

    Don't mod if you don't get it.

    IMDB

    Boomshanka.

  8. Tough shit. on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, I mean at -20, that must be pretty tough shit.

  9. Re:demise of film... not... yet on Kodak To Stop Selling Film Cameras In U.S. · · Score: 1

    I have to say I'm suprised. My Dad worked at the Kodak film plant in Harrow, UK for almost 27 years as an engineer. Being one of the most secrative organisations I have ever come across (the worst four letter f word expletive you could utter was "Fugi") he wasn't able to ever tell us anything about what he did during the day. One summer tho', he got me an internship at the plant so I *finally* got to find out about the place. I found it one of the cleanest chemical plants I had ever been to (my BSc is in Chemistry).

    I am not for one minute saying the parent poster is incorrect (I have not been there so cannot comment), I'm just saying that it isn't the same experience I've had.

    Or maybe Harrow just stinks of shit anyway.

  10. Re:And this one time, at foo camp on When Geeks Go Camping · · Score: 1

    Read the fucking FAQ. If you don't get it, don't mod. Twat.

  11. And this one time, at foo camp on When Geeks Go Camping · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I once stuck a PCMCIA card up my p*ssy.

  12. An animated song from b3ta about the Billy. on Big Mouth Billy Bass Videoconferencing · · Score: 1

    http://b3ta.com/fish/

  13. Re:Why oh why on Gore Vidal Savages Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    It doesn't get more bizarre than this.

    "The best rapper in the world is white.
    The best golfer in the world is black.
    The French are accusing America of arrogance
    and it's the Germans who don't want to go to war."

    --Richard Blackwood.

  14. H. J. Simpson on Build-to-Order Cars? · · Score: 1

    I want rack and peanut steering.

  15. This will be the end of a long tradition on The Soldier is the Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    of soilders taking Playboy into battle. Why bother when you can get thehun on your HUD?

  16. Re:What a bunch of crap on Playing Ball in Space · · Score: 2

    Actually, my boy is 2 1/2 and very advanced when it comes to hand-eye coordination

    You realize you sound like a jewish grandmother.. :-)

  17. Re:I can't believe some of this crap on Corporate Anthems Go Corporate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was there ever an Enron song? I know of some punk bands that would love to do a cover.

    Oh dear, I sense one of those "I am company president, but I am really one of you because I play guitar" people :-)

    This is like when Tony Blair got into power and the photo-opportunity was him moving in to Number 10 carrying his Fender.

    Ian Hislop summed it up perfectly : "Oh god, he looks like a trendy vicar"

  18. Re:How to Google Whack... on Google Juice · · Score: 2

    underbelly metanoia is a 2, but I can't find any ones.

    You will probably find that it is three now..

  19. (Han) Solos! on Star Wars Collector.....Guitars? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great - I can get one and play (Han) Solos at top volume! :-)

    I have been *fret*ting about this - to the point I haven't been able to *string* sentences together. I think I will go and *pick* one up... But I wont break my *neck* over it.

    (ohmygod - I have turned into Mr Atkins - my old music teacher :-p)

  20. Re:"I can't make a difference". on History of the Electronic Frontier Foundation · · Score: 1

    [blockquote previous post]
    remember it when you think "I can't make a difference".

    I've heard that this is on a poster on the wall of an Afgan salted snack factory..
    ----
    To the darling moderator who modded that down:
    Don't moderate it down because you don't get it!

    (moderating it down cos it isn't funny is ok - but this was hilarious!)

  21. "I can't make a difference". on History of the Electronic Frontier Foundation · · Score: 1, Funny

    remember it when you think "I can't make a difference".

    I've heard that this is on a poster on the wall of an Afgan salted snack factory..

  22. Average Joe? on Microsoft Watching What You Watch · · Score: 5, Funny

    M$ Maketeer#1 Joe watches a lot of baseball, likes Situation Comedies, and responds favorably to commercials that use humor.

    M$ Maketeer#2 He sounds like our kind of brain-dead moron.

    M$ Maketeer#1 Send him a brochure.

  23. Another 3-letter group on Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seeing as how he has already supplied the CIA with software, I bet it went to another 3-letter group

    Not AOL?!! They are the people we fear the most!

  24. Frst Pst? on World's First SMS Text Messaging May Fade Soon · · Score: -1, Troll

    :-p

    Other /. faves:

    Imgn bwlf clstr f thm

    All ur base r blng 2 us

    Krma whrin

  25. Re:Feh! on Japan to Allow Human-Nonhuman Mixed Cloning · · Score: 2

    Besides which, humanity is just an evolutionary step to a silicon based interstellar intelligence. Anything us meat monkeys do up until that point doesn't really matter.

    Muuuuummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *snif*