As a student of the Japanese language I must say that although learning kanjis is extremely time consuming it's definitely not a waste of time. Japanese (and Chinese) calligraphy is a wonderful art, and the more kanjis I know the more I enjoy learning and drawing them.
Using yellow and purple flowers, take out the tanks at the gate, then capture the infantry with hot chocolate and cookies. Give each guard a teddy bear and finally destroy the enemy HQ using the collected literary works of Gandhi. Secondary mission objective: disable the rocket launchers with chewing gum and doughnuts.
For every single retail copy of Windows XP you need:
1.45 kg monopoly
3.5 inches FUD whitepaper
2.5 ml fresh blood from a GNU developer
133 million miles Gates evangelizing tour
7 outrageous "OSS = anarchists"-type lies
4,51 GW Ballmer "Developers, developers!" scream
5 spelling errors from Cmdr Taco
Novell is *far* ahead of Linux and Windows in this area, they are already working on the multiuser version, which is debuting soon at the BrainShare 2003 meeting.
Before you get ecstatic that you have a 10% chance to get laid, out of those 2400 girls 1000 are lesbians and 1000 are dating businessmen and lawyers. So it's more like 1%. Now go have a beer!
PS2 RPG developers are considering a new character class, the "Mobilius". Members of this new powerful class can utilize up to 8 3G gadgets, though the character in most cases dies from brain cancer before reaching the 30th level. Can use efficient light magic like "Instant Interracial Porn Video Feed" and "Direct-to-Brain Anime Download". The ultimate dark magic is ".Net Armageddon", which destroys the opponents' non-proprietary information sources, and makes them pathetic license fee paying slaves.
Lain's script had to be edited to avoid legal harassment from MS. The first section of the original text was:
Lain: Login... E-mail?
Outlook Navi(c) Edition: Lain... accepted. You have one mail from Chiisa Yomoda. And btw... Oh sh|t. You have 622 new messages: 234 README.EXE's, 178 MS Office Special Offers, 56 unidentified registry fragments, 345 present.pcx.vbs attachments. Where do you want to go today in the Wired?
TCU is already working on a new device which can detect blowjobs in the car. If the owner of the car is a politician, the warning signal automatically gets redirected to Washington Post and Time Warner.
Netcraft web server hardware survey,
January 2002:
30% - XBox
30% - PS2
30% - GameCube
5% - Game Boy Advance
5% - x86, UltraSPARC and other obsolete platforms
KDE 2 contains an instant messaging client called Kit (http://kitclient.sourceforge.net), though I haven't tried it out yet. It seems to be fairly simple... Screenshots can be found here:
http://kitclient.sourceforge.net/screenshots.html
I passed the first two exams (Installation & System Administration) last week, just before Christmas (here in Europe). My score was really close to the required minimum (74% = 37/50 questions) though.
I suggest you to solve the test exams here:
http://www.linuxcertification.com/resources/quizze s/
and read the exam objectives here carefully:
http://www.linuxcertification.com/exams
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And which byte encoding were they using? Little indian or big indian?
No matter, Linux for khipus is coming out soon, I guess...
As a student of the Japanese language I must say that although learning kanjis is extremely time consuming it's definitely not a waste of time. Japanese (and Chinese) calligraphy is a wonderful art, and the more kanjis I know the more I enjoy learning and drawing them.
Hey, this new aircraft is internet-enabled!
/* new headers for 7E7 */
So it will look like this:
#include "boeing/obsolete/777.h"
#undef FLIGHT_SECURITY
#include "windows.h"
Dang! I just replaced my GeForge MX with an ATI 9700 - now I have to rename all of my EXEs from 3dmark03.exe to quake.exe
1) I understand 0.005% of the story
2) I understand 0.05% of the story
3) I understand 0.5% of the story
4) My name is CowboyNeal Ikari,
you insensitive clod
(NT)
They just hired some ATI engineers.
GPL Communists
DeCSS thieves
Modchippers
Savegame modifiers
Warez smugglers
SmartTags deniers
CPU-serial killers
Patent molesters
Activation anarchists
Kernel terrorists
Using yellow and purple flowers, take out the tanks at the gate, then capture the infantry with hot chocolate and cookies. Give each guard a teddy bear and finally destroy the enemy HQ using the collected literary works of Gandhi. Secondary mission objective: disable the rocket launchers with chewing gum and doughnuts.
For every single retail copy of Windows XP you need:
1.45 kg monopoly
3.5 inches FUD whitepaper
2.5 ml fresh blood from a GNU developer
133 million miles Gates evangelizing tour
7 outrageous "OSS = anarchists"-type lies
4,51 GW Ballmer "Developers, developers!" scream
5 spelling errors from Cmdr Taco
Novell is *far* ahead of Linux and Windows in this area, they are already working on the multiuser version, which is debuting soon at the BrainShare 2003 meeting.
> 19,000 boys and just 2,400 girls
Before you get ecstatic that you have a 10% chance to get laid, out of those 2400 girls 1000 are lesbians and 1000 are dating businessmen and lawyers. So it's more like 1%. Now go have a beer!
I'm sure they have a hidden 2 TB directory somewhere full of p0rn videos.
Androids are spying, cyborgs are dying,
such pricey mice no one is buying.
According to the specs:c h/client .html
https://www.helixcommunity.org/content/te
the RealVideo and RealAudio parts won't be opensourced. This really sucks, I'll stay with MPlayer.
PS2 RPG developers are considering a new character class, the "Mobilius". Members of this new powerful class can utilize up to 8 3G gadgets, though the character in most cases dies from brain cancer before reaching the 30th level. Can use efficient light magic like "Instant Interracial Porn Video Feed" and "Direct-to-Brain Anime Download". The ultimate dark magic is ".Net Armageddon", which destroys the opponents' non-proprietary information sources, and makes them pathetic license fee paying slaves.
It's rumored that the PS6 is already under development by a new Sony R&D group called "Umbrella".
They forgot how to perform the "Blue death" secret defense trick.
1: "Please *don't* use your penis for authentication."
2: "This fingerprint is way too simple. Use one of your more complex fingers."
3: "Your fingerprint expires today. Please change it immediately."
Lain's script had to be edited to avoid legal harassment from MS. The first section of the original text was:
Lain: Login... E-mail?
Outlook Navi(c) Edition: Lain... accepted. You have one mail from Chiisa Yomoda. And btw... Oh sh|t. You have 622 new messages: 234 README.EXE's, 178 MS Office Special Offers, 56 unidentified registry fragments, 345 present.pcx.vbs attachments. Where do you want to go today in the Wired?
TCU is already working on a new device which can detect blowjobs in the car. If the owner of the car is a politician, the warning signal automatically gets redirected to Washington Post and Time Warner.
Now it's time to rename KImageShop to Kotoshop. You can freely download the popular Kunt (c) plugin for it if you want to edit p0rn pictures.
Netcraft web server hardware survey, January 2002: 30% - XBox 30% - PS2 30% - GameCube 5% - Game Boy Advance 5% - x86, UltraSPARC and other obsolete platforms
KDE 2 contains an instant messaging client called Kit (http://kitclient.sourceforge.net), though I haven't tried it out yet. It seems to be fairly simple... Screenshots can be found here:
http://kitclient.sourceforge.net/screenshots.html
I passed the first two exams (Installation & System Administration) last week, just before Christmas (here in Europe). My score was really close to the required minimum (74% = 37/50 questions) though. I suggest you to solve the test exams here: http://www.linuxcertification.com/resources/quizze s/
and read the exam objectives here carefully:
http://www.linuxcertification.com/exams