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  1. Re:We already knew TGIFs were dangerous on Large Storms On Earth Are Particle Accelerators · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. expand TLA as needed.
    2. craft dumb joke about the US
    3. profit

  2. Re:All things aside... on Popcorn-Popper -> Coffee Roaster Mod · · Score: 1

    Mr. President, we cannot allow a popcorn gap!

  3. Re:Just not excited anymore on NASA Plans Discovery Launch May 15 · · Score: 1

    "Let me guess, you're American."
    What's your point, AC? Despite our current administration, I wouldn't trade my US citizenship for any other.

    "Let's not forget that the project would have been a total write-off without Russia."

    All you're saying is that Russia made good on some of its commitments. It doesn't change the fact that the US had to dig deeper into its own pockets to cover what Russia failed to pay.

  4. Re:Just not excited anymore on NASA Plans Discovery Launch May 15 · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that Russia did not live up to its own obligations in the project. The US was left holding the bag for $billions.

  5. Re:Tool use? on Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts · · Score: 1

    Ahh, gorilla warfare.

  6. Re:I bet on Panera Bread Is The Largest Provider Of Free WiFi · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was a half-baked idea.

  7. Re:Also... on Orbital Resort to Launch by 2010 · · Score: 1

    1 atmosphere is about the same relative pressure as the inside of a soccerball.

  8. Re:Grunts phreaking military comm systems on VoIP for Deployed Soldiers? · · Score: 1

    "gotten a 16-button Autovon phone (with the extra precedence TouchTones) and had dialed the base PBX, dialed up to the bird's PBX, dialed across it to an outgoing line back to the ground, which needless to say had permission to call anywhere in the world at any priority it wanted, and was yakking with his buddies in..."

    Mr. Big's Limousine. It's almost too easy.

  9. Re:Yes, but on Beware The Rotundus Rover · · Score: 1

    You could probably roll your own. I crack me up.

  10. Re:What of other works of art? on Public Park Designated Copyrighted Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should have told them that you were Abe Frohman.

  11. Re:Politics again... on Los Alamos Missing Disks Never Existed · · Score: 1

    The report of missing data made Bush look weak on security. It happened on his watch.

    Here's my cynical suspicion of what happened:

    Bushco had to immediately mitigate the political damage. They fired everyone in sight so that they could say it would never happen again. But that still was not a happy ending for them because the the fiasco was a matter of public record. The only way to undo the damage was to make the public think that it was all just a false alarm, a bad dream.

    Maybe the disks were never recorded. Yeah, that's the ticket. That's what we'll say, and we'll leak a few "details" to help sell it.

    The confusion, it turns out, was created by inventory bar codes produced for computer disks that have never been written, a department official told AFP on condition of anonymity.

    Ahh, what a relief... if you believe it.

  12. Re:First impression on British Rail Moving Forward with Sat-Nav/GPS · · Score: 1

    "It's literally a million pound weapon of death"

    And that's just the loco.

  13. Re:Things like that just amaze me... on Huygens Wind Experiment Salvaged · · Score: 1
  14. Re:BBC Article on HP CEO Carly Fiorina to Step Down · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I added Sun to laugh at the steep slope to down, and their share price is going up."

    That's Sun Oil (Sunoco). Their share price is being influenced by, ahem, different factors.

    I think this is what you wanted.

  15. Re:Ding dong, the witch is gone! on HP CEO Carly Fiorina to Step Down · · Score: 1

    "Hey HP, you can stop sucking ass now!"

    Fiorina got her Bachelor's degree in Medievel history and philosophy. hmmmm

  16. adios on HP CEO Carly Fiorina to Step Down · · Score: 5, Informative

    My work here is done.

  17. Re:Old news on How GPS Is Killing Lighthouses · · Score: 1

    Anyone who claims to be an expert "navagationalist" is a liar.

  18. Re:Like porn. on DC Could Ban 'Mature' Video Game Sales to Minors · · Score: 1

    "parenting is now the job of the government now"

    According to one of your other posts in this thread, making parental decisions about other people's kids is your job.

    You really ought to STFU.

  19. Re:Well duh! on Hondas in Space · · Score: 1

    "A Ferrari is built to squeeze every last bit of performance out of the machinery, sacrificing silly stuff like economy, comfort and reliabiliy."

    Right, because everyone knows that races are won by fatigued drivers making extra pit stops.

  20. Re:Is this low carb? on Sushi Prepared on a Printer · · Score: 1

    That's excellent. The label *is* the nutrition.

  21. Re:I can see it now on First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there seem to be some adverse side-effects.

  22. Re:I can see it now on First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the big dipper and the little dipper are there merely to illustrate "before and after".

  23. Re:Do they have... on The History of Computing Auctioned at Christie's · · Score: 1

    Stocked in the department of redundancy department."

    I think you mean 'stacked'.

  24. Re:Set up a "Honey pot"? on EFF Asks How Big Brother Is Watching The Internet · · Score: 1

    How do you know they haven't?

  25. Re:Obligatory on Lexus Computers Infected Via Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    "Not only were there more problems available with old cars, they happened more often!"

    There are far more ways a new car can fail. The weak parts in old cars were, as you stated, part of the routine maintenance plan. If you never get a tuneup and you ignore the warning signs, then yeah, those points will eventually burn up.

    "I can't think of many "non-specialised" parts on old cars."

    Coils, water pumps, starters, switches, lamps, batteries, hoses, belts, pulleys, motor mounts, gas caps, keys, gaskets, manifolds, fasteners, fluids, heater cores and ac evaporators, radiators and ac condensers, cables, and many others were more far more generic in the old days.