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  1. Re:In related news on Entertainment Weekly Bemoans Lack of Great Science Books · · Score: -1

    I hear that it's exciting, a real page-turner.

  2. Bad geek pun time on Hans Reiser Guilty of First Degree Murder · · Score: -1

    I've been telling people for years that reiserfs is a killer filesystem.

  3. I think I've heard of this one before... on Blockbuster Working on Set-Top Box · · Score: -1

    ...except that they called it DivX last time.

  4. Re:Hmmm.... on Psychologists Don't Know Math · · Score: -1

    Re: 1)

    Seriously. It's a bit like saying that paleontologists don't know chemistry. Not that a good grounding in formal chemistry would hurt a paleontologist, but all they need is a basic grasp of it.

  5. What happens if you fail the class? on Virginia Becomes First State to Mandate Internet Safety Lessons · · Score: -1

    Do you have to ride the Internet Short Bus for the rest of your life?

  6. Re:Source code on IBM Using Complex Math To Manage Natural Disasters · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ok, yeah, I realize that it would have been better as:

    do echo ${i} 'said that George Bush hates black people'

    Feel free to Bash me as you please.

  7. Source code on IBM Using Complex Math To Manage Natural Disasters · · Score: -1, Troll

    #!/bin/bash

    for i in "Kanye West";

    do echo "George Bush hates black people"; done

  8. Giving new meaning to.... on New Lock Aims To End Chip Piracy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Giving new meaning to your CPU locking up.

  9. Oh great... on Higher-Resolution YouTube Videos Currently In Testing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can get rickrolled with more pixels than before.

  10. Screw that... on Google Funds Work for Photoshop on Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What I want is Steam to work correctly under Linux. And yes, I threw away $5 on Cedega, and no, it doesn't work.

  11. Sounds like he's been indulging in... on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 0

    Sounds like he's been indulging in a little "B.C. smoke testing", if you get my drift.

  12. I have this thought... on Art with a Mathematical Twist · · Score: 0

    [shameless plug] I have this thought nearly every time I read XKCD.[/shameless plug]

  13. Professionals, you say? on Digital Picture Frames Infected by Trojan Viruses · · Score: 0

    Professionals, you say? I wonder what it costs to hire them. Let's ask the Chinese government, shall we?

  14. Re:All I read was... on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Woohoo! Free shirt!

    I dropped an "r" or two when I first read that. It made better sense at first, honestly.

  15. Moderator, will you be my Valentine Sweetheart? on Scientists Find Solar System Like Ours · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yup, it figures, I'm posting on Slashdot on Valentine's Day, and not even Moderator will give me any love.

  16. If there is a solar system like ours... on Scientists Find Solar System Like Ours · · Score: 0, Funny

    If there is a solar system like ours, then it might mean there is a planet in it that supports a sentient life form. These life forms may have formed societies, and with that oppositional groups. And there are oppositional groups, there may be an imbalance of power present. To take it further, one side may resort to guerrilla warfare as a way of evening up the sides. And if they resort to guerrilla warfare, then they are clearly nothing but a bunch of damn jihadists.

    When does the invasion start?

  17. Re:1st censorship death sentence on Internet Censorship's First Death Sentence? · · Score: 0

    Actually, his real crime was converting it to hard copy and trying to use sneakernet to distribute it.

  18. Somebody is losing... on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 0

    Somebody is losing a lot of Mullah.

  19. I heard a rumor... on Vista SP1 Release May Be Near · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard a rumor that Vista SP1, in a spectacularly clever and devious bid to fix all Vista issues, silently installs XP in the background.

  20. I'd be happy... on Airport Profilers Learn to Read Facial Expressions · · Score: 1

    If some of them could just plain read.

  21. Re:Have a pretty white jacket, long arms. on Jack Thompson Claiming Games Industry in Collusion with DoD · · Score: 1

    It would help if the media would stop responding to his publicity stunts.

  22. I heard this claim was based... on Iran Builds Supercomputer From Banned AMD Parts · · Score: 0

    ...on poor Intel.

  23. I'm not sure why this is a surprise... on Picture-Sorting Dogs Show Human-Like Thought · · Score: 0

    ...we already know that they have exhibited the ability to distinguish images on paper while playing poker.

    Too bad the wagging tail is a dead giveaway tell.

  24. Golds. There are never enough. on Dell's World of Warcraft Laptop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Costs as much as an epic flying mount, fer chrissakes!

  25. Canadian Cokeheads? on Christmas Shopping For Your Nephew · · Score: 0

    I swear that I see some fine grains of white powder on that $5 note.

    I'm sure it's just sugar.